Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "Mr.Universe" Jim Gaffigan
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Here are the funniest jokes from my standup special Mr.Universe! I hope you enjoy it! Please subscribe and leave a like if you agree with my order!
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Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
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HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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I'm dealing with severe anxiety and depression and watching Jim's videos helps me so much. God bless you Jim!
@jooliagoolia9959
11 ай бұрын
I'll suggest Nate Bargatze stand up as well. Both are uplifting 😂
@Jeffrey.Seelman
11 ай бұрын
His humor helps so much
@claudiocruz1985
10 ай бұрын
So that's why I feel better. I didn't know. I'm diagnosed with both too. He makes me laugh very much I hope to meet him one day.
@donaldsmolder7152
10 ай бұрын
Severe anxiety and depression is from Satan. He is here to kill, steal and destroy. My recommendation is go to church every chance you get and read your Bible. The Bible says resist the devil, and he will flee. Pretty simple. You know how many white people have been told by doctors that they have a mental issue? Don’t manifest it about 80%
@rplaner67
9 ай бұрын
Me too and I can’t help but laugh until my stomach hurts! I’m sending his vids to everyone. He touches on subjects for anybody and no cursing??!! It’s amazing🎉
I'm a firm believer that laughter is healing, so I've been watching a lot of stand up comedians on Pluto, Tubi, & KZread during cancer treatment. I heal like crazy watching Gaffigan!!! He's the best!!!
@PatrickZiggy
8 ай бұрын
Very true that's how my wife recovered
@cindynelson5140
8 ай бұрын
Healing Be Upon You !! Laugh ON !! :)
@Saturnsonic95
7 ай бұрын
Sending love and prayers 🙏❤
Jim is consistently funny through all his routines, specials, and even joke to joke. I have always been in awe of this man.
What a talented man. Definately in the top 10 comedians of all time.
@AlisMarsaili1351
8 ай бұрын
He choses a topic and kills it!
Okay... let me tell you he is extremely hysterical to me! When he starts to whisper, I am literally on the floor or tears are shooting out of my eye sockets! Love him to pieces 😂
I’ve watched him for years now and can’t get enough. My family was fortunate enough to see him live in Chicago. It was great. The only comedian that I felt compelled to see live. Thanks
@kellypolizzi4782
Жыл бұрын
I was lucky enough to win tickets from a local radio station in Chicago. What a great show!
There's NO ONE funnier than Jim Gaffigan!!!!!!!
Jim is the funniest person in the universe. He makes my day every time I hear his voice.
@kevinlogozzo3952
Ай бұрын
Isn’t that a little presumptuous to declare him the funniest in the Universe? 🤣
@ArmandCerna
Ай бұрын
@@kevinlogozzo3952 Not at all. I have proof.
@kevinlogozzo3952
Ай бұрын
@@ArmandCernaAre you sure? Did you consult with the other planets? (like Jim suggested)😂
@ArmandCerna
Ай бұрын
@@kevinlogozzo3952 I consulted with Uranus and they said he was the funniest.
@kevinlogozzo3952
Ай бұрын
@@ArmandCernaYes, I already knew he was the funniest on Uranus. Most of the comics there are s**t.
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at that phone part. The lunacy of pretending to call someone as part of a joke slowly changing to that being the joke itself caused some kind of infinite humor loop that just left me in tears. 😂
His humor concerning his children is just so spot on to how parenting really is. It's hilarious.
It’s way past my bedtime but when chronic pain keeps me awake and tries to steal my joy I can count on Jim to make me smile.
@PleaseDontEatAnimals
Жыл бұрын
Sorry about your chronic pain. 😥 Great that you can still find joy through it. 💕
@SuperDrLisa
Жыл бұрын
😘 I understand the chronic pain. 🙏
@colleencrist1317
Жыл бұрын
I have the same issue. Jim is great therapy
@nancymorton5636
11 ай бұрын
Me too. There's a lot of us chronic painers out here. Thank heaven for Jim and laughter!
@BobbyWilliams_
10 ай бұрын
you got a great attitude!!! Sorry about the pain, but also the laughter and smiles are great!
That phone conversation was gold!
Brilliant writing and hilarious delivery. Jim Gaffigan is a rare comedian indeed.
@richardferreira7565
Жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan is funny , always cool, especially when he doesn’t need to swear. A classic performance by a wise guy !
@PetroicaRodinogaster264
Жыл бұрын
@@richardferreira7565 awww you beat me to it, I was going to say the same about the swearing.
That "Hotel Pool" sequence is HYSTERICAL!!!! "I made this Bathing Suit out of Curtains. What room am I staying in?" HaHa!!!!
Easily my favorite comedian by far. This man is an absolute genius, and I love him to death. No one can pull me out of a cruddy mood like Mr. Jim Gaffigan can. I wish I could tell him face to face how much I appreciate him.
@socaldeb
Жыл бұрын
Yes, he's a fun hilarious warm fuzzy! Thank you Jim! 😊
@cherie6970
Жыл бұрын
@Ape Beats- 😁I feel the Same way. Jim is a true genius! 👍🍀
@PhilGeissler
Жыл бұрын
Give some credit to his wife. I think she writes his material. Of course, the delivery is everything.
@johnsweeney3446
Жыл бұрын
@@PhilGeissler all of it ?? C'mon
@marybell3013
Жыл бұрын
@@johnsweeney3446 They work together on the writing… I think it’s great that he includes his wife’s perspective in his humor
You're not losing any fans. You're just finding out who the real fans are. Keep doing you.
@catharineorellana3522
3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU or saying this! People were all "stick to comedy" as though Jim Gaffigan is a comedy robot puppet whose only purpose is to entertain on demand. He's a human with depth, feelings, ponderous thoughts... all the reasons he is so hilarious to begin with!
Jim gives you more jokes for the buck than anyone. He’s your top comedy value, right there.
@catharineorellana3522
3 жыл бұрын
I'm lovin' it!
@Nzah.
3 жыл бұрын
yes man JIM RULES!
Fawk his writing is so good. Coupled with years of developing a specific persona. Legend. Gaffigans pacing is unrivaled.
What I love about Jim is his jokes constantly make me laugh unlike other comedians who only have a few jokes make the crowd laugh.
The master of the whispered aside. I love them 😂😂😂
I love it!! I have never listened to Jim Gaffigan before about 2 weeks ago, and now I'm listening on my walks, and have seen every special on Netflix! I don't know when I have laughed so hard!! 🤣👍🏼❤️
@danajetton4704
2 жыл бұрын
He's the Best!
@cherie9928
2 жыл бұрын
@@danajetton4704 I agree! Jim is the Best!! I Rewatch these videos over+over,+dont get tired of him.Even though i'm aware of what he's going to say next,I Absolutely Love His mannerisms+Voice fluctuations!! Oh My!! Lolol!!
@richardpatrick8834
2 жыл бұрын
Ppł
@janetnichols4349
2 жыл бұрын
@Jim Gaffigan ×w××××××××w÷
@withgoddess7164
2 жыл бұрын
I KNOW!!! 3 weeks for me. I have watched him for hrs.. Laughing loud enough to wake the neighbours.
How does he remember all that! Truly a gift to be that funny in front of an audience 🤣
@greggoreo6738
Жыл бұрын
I think his genius is an inheritance from his D. N. A. of Irish story telling. Respectfully submitted for your consideration Gregg Oreo Long Beach Ca Etats Unis
@JJ_5289
Жыл бұрын
I'm sure Jim has always been a naturally funny person but his stand-up career took off because of his hard work and his perseverance. It was not easy for him when he first started
How much material does Jim have. I have been watching his stand up on youtube for weeks, and I only rarely run into something I've previously watched. He makes jokes about literally everything...and they are all funny. He is the Stephen King of comedy.
Starting at 10:58 - the funniest routine in comedy history. 10 Commandments based on what has happened in your hotel room. Jim is the best comedian working today. I watch him for hours.
I can’t get enough of Gaffigan 😂
This guy is freaking hilarious! 5 Italian guys from Long Island 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They say comedy is the best medicine. You sir are the doctor who writes the prescriptions. Daily, uncontrolled belly laughs, has healed many of my ills. Bless you, sir.🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣
“What room am I staying in?...” Brilliant :))
@johnlinderman3403
2 жыл бұрын
That was a good joke
I can't continue to have a bad day after tuning into Jim! This man is the funniest man ever.
Where have you been?!?!?! You made the pandemic bearable. Then you disappeared. It was great to watch this again. Sending thanks and respect to you and your family, from El Paso.
Comedy can be hysterical without profanity. Thank you, Jim!
There are few comedians that keep us laughing the whole time they’re performng. Thank you, Jim for being one of them.
@rdoodoo2021
Жыл бұрын
Ikr?! So true!! If I'm not laughing, I'm smiling sooo hard, and the Extenze helps!👍😁 Love this guy! Genius.
Simply BRILLIANT!!!! Gaffigan delivers, like no one else. Every time!!!
Jim, I’ve been a fan for years now. My husband and I are both laid up with injuries for the last 2 weeks, and he hears me laughing from across the other side of the house non stop, on my IPad for days watching clips from your live shows. Thanks so much; you are the best medicine a woman can ask for! (Don’t tell my husband I said so). 😊
Jim's take on McD's was so awesome! Especially the fries...I feel better now knowing I'm not alone in my LOVE of them... especially when JIM GAFFIGAN agrees with me!!! Thanks Jim!
The old lady "what room am I staying in" was brilliant 👏🏽 👌🏽
Jim Gaffigan is my absolute favorite comedian. Thank you Jim for keeping me laughing.
I never get tired of Jim,s jokes. He is a natural. 💕
My fear, terror and overall impending doom got to a point today where I no longer wanted to feel it but couldn't find a way out and just couldn't take it any more. Then I happened across Jim, whom I LOVE but hadn't seen in a long time. Turned my day right around. Thank you Jim.
@itsakittyxox
Жыл бұрын
When your best friend dies from it it’s a whole new ball game. Sad. I can’t believe it. So Jim! Who’s gonna watch cha when this pandemic is over. Better speak to your opening act…what’s his name? Oh yeah…Francis. Ask him to come up with the next plague. Your audience will be right back watching. I still make my friends watch you standing in an Indiana cornfield when they come over! That’s it! It’s the corn! COVID CORN XXIII. 😱. Say “hey” to the Pope for me…oh and Jesus too 🙏
@itsakittyxox
Жыл бұрын
Jim. I so relate to Jim. His wifey writes ALL his stuff for him I heard. 🫣
@karene3071
6 ай бұрын
Mean spirited quip… ☹️
Jim is the real Mr. Universe!
I really like the use of "what room are you staying in" phrases throughout that hotel section. accent impersonation vocal change body language controls audience's laugh flow
I'm officially dead from laughing too hard.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tears of Laughter.
Guy's hilariously funny without even trying,...... with absolutely no obscene language.
@ryanmcallister4424
Жыл бұрын
I dont think hes really funny at all
Mr Gaffigan YOU ROCK you are hilarious the choices you do add so much to the humor of the show.
The best thing about Jim Gaffigan is that his jokes age so well. It's all still the same
@VinceAdams-qy4re
3 жыл бұрын
Except for his Subway joke. Sadly, THAT one didn't age well.
@reesefang1158
2 жыл бұрын
@@VinceAdams-qy4re is your dad still available to chat this t
You are truly a comedic genius Mr. Gaffigan 🙂💕 I know I know I've said that before but my stomach really hurts from laughing😆😀 thank you so much and bless your heart❤🙏🙏
I have watched this many times but finally got the Jimmy Johnson joke. That’s why I call you Jim Laughagain ❤️🎼❤️
Thanks for giving us bite sized moments of fun Jim! Just sent this to some overworked friends who could use a laugh.
@punkiecaldwell5082
4 ай бұрын
No way! I just did too! He's the greatest for a tough day or anyday!!❤
It takes a magical mind to see things as they are, and instantly write an epic novel based on it in their mind. Brilliant work by a brilliant guy.:-)
@CheriBomzArt
2 жыл бұрын
Think his wife helps him write jokes?
@cphelps7996
2 жыл бұрын
@@CheriBomzArt yeh they just write normal jokes, then he applies the voices and sarcasm. its a very simple and funny formula
Gaffigan is good. Super funny. I live near Buffalo NY and about hour+ drive to the National Comedy Center. I highly recommend visiting the center for alot of laughs and the history of comedy. Gaffigan appeared as a hologram telling jokes and talking about the interesting stuff at the comedy center. My family was there for 7 hours and we still didn't finish seeing, hearing and reading all the exhibits. Definitely a cool place.
Thank you and God bless you and your family.
Another marvellously hilarious joke compilation. I love how Jim can riff on one subject for so long and spin those McDonald's fries into comedy gold! 🍟🏅
@lindabaird8443
Жыл бұрын
One of the best ever
Absolutely HILARIOUS.
Thanks for being so generous with your comedy during the pandemic! We all need it. And I love your work!
@loriwoehrle8887
3 жыл бұрын
@jimgaffigan Thank you for asking- family and I are healthy, fed, and housed. Hubs is 1/2 vaccinated. I couldn’t be more grateful. And now, I am a super fan!
@asunalu2625
2 жыл бұрын
@@loriwoehrle8887 wooohooo!! We love a vaccinated family!
@j.bradleyheck1589
2 жыл бұрын
@@billiefrank2837 no dummy
Only this man could make millions of people laugh with McDonalds fries.
Jim, you've single handedly helped me through all my tough times this past year and I've been slammed with them. I love love that you are clean yet still so hilarious. Its. Crazy that I can listen to them a few times and still laugh like the first time.🤣
@kelkabot
3 жыл бұрын
Right there with you, on every point. Hugs.
@edithdlp8045
3 жыл бұрын
Me too. Comedy is my only distraction in these difficult times of lock down.
@edithdlp8045
3 жыл бұрын
@Jim Gaffigan I also binge watch your comedy in these difficult times. It makes me forget about covid-19. Thank you
@betsyrobinson2876
2 жыл бұрын
Qp
Jim Sir, your 'extenze' bit with the fake call is amazing, so creative and suprisingly convincing, but above all fun! X
@MrTPain
2 жыл бұрын
Its called, an "aside " check it out ✌🏾
That “look back” after sitting down naked on the hotel couch was brilliant.
Thank you for your gift, Jim.
king of clean comedy
Your delivery is off the hook, way to funny Jim.. and a lot of truth in it.
I like vacation rentals by owner better than hotels. I like that they have notebooks for people to write in. You can read what all the different people that have stayed there had to say. Or what was on their mind. Some of the notebooks had writings that were from back in the 90s up to the present time. It was cool to read the many years worth of stories from the people that stayed there.
Jim - This was a howler; especially the Hotel Room/Pool and McDonald's routine. I've only watched 2 or 3 of your standups and I'm a fan, tuning in more often. Thanks for the laughs. Keep 'em coming. SoCal
Jim is awesome, and I love that he is CLEAN! He’s been a major influence in my comedy journey. 🔥 GOAT! 🔥
@S0ggylettuce_
3 жыл бұрын
❤️
@robk79
3 жыл бұрын
He is not clean. He just doesn't swear a lot.
@donnietheentertainer
3 жыл бұрын
Rob Kotenko true
@egagnard
3 жыл бұрын
Did you miss the entire bit about Male genitals?
@csxanatos653
3 жыл бұрын
He is good. I like his work a lot. But he is far from the GOAT of comedy.
Started watching Jim on Netflix and I’ve been a fan ever since. Excellent and hilarious 🤣!
My favorite special from you jim and I love seeing you live in Tennessee it was so funny me and my dad love listing to you
Jim is the best of the best!
Best most funniest comedians the whole family can watch
I Absolutely love Jim. So hilarious.
You’re hilarious Jim- don’t know how you do it. They are brilliant sets🥰👍🏻 you squeeze out every bit of funny from each subject. It sounds easy but it’s not. You n wife = geniuses !
I have turned into such a fan watching you every day for the last 8 months, thank you for helping keep us sickies entertained during the pandemic!
@Jce22
3 жыл бұрын
You mean scamdemic right
@josda1000
3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, how is it that we are one of the only countries basically not protesting but all of europe has been, and australia is becoming outright fascist? Moving on...
@3ittybittypiggiesstorytime547
3 жыл бұрын
@@josda1000 and the masks don't work because the fake tests prove that the cases just skyrocket with mask wearing anyway. Obey, or, ELSE! Them's cult words. Real science never requires censorship, dicktatorship or NO accountability for cult leaders of the holey Corporatocracy. Think about it, if fear has not severed all cognitive ability.
@josda1000
3 жыл бұрын
@@3ittybittypiggiesstorytime547 youre preaching to the choir buddy
@sanoJ_yt
3 жыл бұрын
@3 Itty Bitty Piggies Story Time I see you’ve got a couple loose cogs up there.
I ask "Alexa" to play Jim Gaffigan all of the time just for a quick laugh when I need it between meetings or if I want to relax and have some laughs any time of the day. I've listened to his stuff over and over again, it never seems to get old. Thanks Jim!
@SuperDrLisa
Жыл бұрын
Alexa knows Jim's stuff? Yay!
I have to watch these videos everyday now. My daily chuckle. Thank you
I actually saw an old lady wearing a shower cap in the hotel pool I was staying in in July and I almost drowned laughing as the hair melting joke came to mind.
@rebeccacerney3839
3 жыл бұрын
Might’ve been my mom 💁🏼♀️
@benoitboudreau2883
Жыл бұрын
@@rebeccacerney3839 😢
@christophercassidy9962
Жыл бұрын
Did she ask you what room you where staying in?
Even I, a 61-year-old grandmother has been imitating Arnold Swartzenegger, and I have been doing that for decades with, “I’ll be Bach’
this is one of the best shows I´ve seen from JG. brilliant!!!
I watched Jim a very long time ago. It was years. Likely 11 or 12 years ago and having seen that one special, I never forgot him. He was so good but in all the time since I saw this special I've want to find other specials he may have done (must not have known where to look) I did see I'm in a sit com I liked and I watched it because he was in it. But then Netflix comes out all these years later with 4 specials! After all these years finally. He made me laugh all those years ago and I was elated to find 4 all at once. I love this guy he's absolutely wonderful! No one like him. And there's no one that can top him. He's the best. He's smart and soooo funny, hilarious!!
He's hilarious 🤣🤣 I'm NEVER disappointed 😂😂
Hadn't seen Jim in awhile, he is so polished now. Good going on the evolution of hilarious!
I love you Jim Gaffigan!
You're just awesome, Jim. Thank You, always.
My stomach always hurts from laughing so hard when I watch Jim Gaffigan!
Sooooo funny, I am so glad you are doing this Jim. God sent people like you to help everyone deal with this garbage the government is putting us through. God bless & be with you always.
You make me cry from laughing so hard. And we need more laughter in this crazy world. Thank you.
feckin BRILLIANT! I'm in tears!!!!
Oh my gosh he is so funny. The best comedian ever.
When he's speaking in that high wheezy voice I'm already laughing😂😁
WHO THE HECK GAVE 145 DISLIKES?! you are my favorite jim!
You are truly amazing,thank you
Oh My God! Jim, you are hilarious! I was laughing so hard on the extenze part, I felt like I was going die laughing, I couldn’t breathe.
I love watching you daily. You make life easier! Lol
LOL...so relatable...I remember staying at a Days Inn back in the 1970s and every damn item, including table lamps, wall art, etc) was screwed to their service...
I've enjoyed your comedy since I was little, I've never met such a funny comedian such as yourself. Thanks for the memories. - Dan
At 7:06 "Hmmm... Giraffe Again?" That's exactly what i say every morning at 10am. "Hmmmm... Jim Gaffigan?"
When I'm felling down and upset, I watch you and laugh 😂 my ass off. And forget why I'm upset, thank you brother! Keep on joking!
First time watching last night... My sides are still hurting.
Ok, I admit "Mr. Universe" is my go-to listen when I begin a room restore project! I'm a landlord in a college town, and I've recently restored several hardwood floors. The start process is rather mundane, you get me through that part with gusto! I listen to comedy, usually not music! Thanks, Jim.
He is so funny ! Makes my day when I feeling low . Big shout out to him for maken us giggle !!! Woot woot
Jim you are so dang funny....thanks for being you 💛💛💛💛💛
"You're dropping me as a member? Speaking of members, I have a tiny one." XD