Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "Obsessed" Jim Gaffigan
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Here are the top 5 jokes from my standup social Obsessed. Let me know if you agree!
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Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
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Stores bit.ly/JGStores
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Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
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Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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Every time I’m even slightly down, I watch Sir Gaffigan on repeat. My children come in and ask am I ok, because I am laughing and cackling loudly the whole time… Magnifical!! Thank you sir!
What a funny perfect description of a wedding..the bride pretending to be a “Princess”...loved it!
@marieherring3888
3 жыл бұрын
Get married in Vegas, put the $20,000 down on a house so your future exwifes boyfriend has somewhere to live.
@Happybidr
2 жыл бұрын
Re the bride as Princess, what’s funny, too, is that Princess Diana was once asked what it’s like being a princess, and she said it was being a bride every day of your life.
@linshanhsiang
2 жыл бұрын
@@marieherring3888 You just did a Jim Gaffigan joke!
@vanessawhitneypro
Жыл бұрын
And, the men being perverts, wanting her underwear... SO accurate and funny, too!
@laurieloughran699
10 ай бұрын
Victoria’s Secret isn’t even stimulating towards women??!!
“ it probably won’t work out” Truer words were never said
That voice he uses in the bride's garder belt and victoria's secret underwear is always the best. He uses it in other stand ups but not enough if you ask me 😂
I love Jim Gaffigan. It's so refreshing to get clever clean humour these days. Perfect delivery.
Jim Gaffigan and Bill Burr are the only comedians where I can’t wait to see their new material.
I have been watching Jim’s videos for 3 days straight!
@buckmazz
11 ай бұрын
Same here. Just found him. My tummy hurts. The projected inner dialogue is pure comedic genius.
The most brilliant comic of our time... NEVER tire of his jokes, his delivery is perfect.. Interestingly he centers his maternal around him and his true life experiences, but it’s never really about him. He’s a selfless comic. It’s all about US 🌹
The first 60 seconds, and I am hooked. The analogy between hotdogs and strippers did it. Jim, you are a delightful storyteller. And my ribs are hurting, but it's a good hurt.
I wish I could be as effortlessly funny as Jim!
@thef8
3 жыл бұрын
I don't think a lifetime of practice is effortless! Masters of their craft always make it look easy.
@peterl.104
3 жыл бұрын
Give his wife credit, too. She helps him write jokes.
@devodavis6454
3 жыл бұрын
@@anneamerican Thinking about y'all sharing Jim's comedy gave me happy memories, Anne. !For us, it was the Carol Burnett Show (on a bright orange shag carpet!) but I do remember that feeling of our family laughing together. I may have to go find a clip right now. 👩🦱👦📺
I watch it over and over and it never gets old!!
"Well, we love each other why don't we pretend we have a kingdom." .. Love it. BRING THY WALLET!!! LOVE IT! IT'S SO TRUE.
@vickimiller5496
3 жыл бұрын
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Gaffigan is hilarious! Great , never skipped a beat, a guy who never gets bored , cool guy to drink a beer with
Bar bit was spot on. Perfect ending. A birthday car with $2 in it. Lol. Great stuff Jim!!
The wedding jokes 🤣 😂😂😂
Jim. You’re brilliant! Laugh out loud funny! Thanks.
You just climb into our heads and extract the funniest common experiences we all can relate to and then we become the joke!! Aloha Jim Gaffigan 🌻
@jennygimmiekiss8377
Жыл бұрын
U make me laugh so hard til my cheeks n tummy hurts lol. Never change u r the best xoxo
The weddings bit was amazing and SO true! Bathroom attendant too! Hilarious!
Nailed it with the bar description
My daily dose of Jim!
And the two kingdoms will come together as one.... Hahahaha 🤣 😂 Thank you Jim!
Jim and Jeannie, seriously thank you for all your work. These videos keep me going! And giggling to myself like a crazy person.
The wedding jokes were everything I have thought and then some!! You nailed it,again!! Thank you! (Honey)
@devodavis6454
3 жыл бұрын
Guess we'll be the 'fork friends'
@laurieloughran699
10 ай бұрын
Geesh. Weddings are wonderful, crazy expensive, lovely 🥰,
Love Jim Gaffigan
Love love Jim Gaffigan absolutely hilarious very talented ❤
Thanks for the laughs Jim! lmao Being in the Vegas industry the female bartender joke is on point! Treat me with respect, here’s 3 more shots!!
Thank you from México, you are great Jim👍👍
@jimgaffigan
3 жыл бұрын
You are!
My favorite comedian for several years. You always make me laugh! Thank you so much, Jim!
Turning down a shot is like rejecting a handmade crocheted sweater! LOL!!!!!
Love you Jim!!! You’re my favorite comedian!
King baby is one of the greatest.
Thank you from Nebraska☘️❤️🌻
@DrJ-hx7wv
2 жыл бұрын
UNL 1999
Out of town weddings-wouldn’t want to use those vacation days for vacation. So true... or long weekend...
@outsiide.hollywood
3 жыл бұрын
love the weeding one
Omg 😭 here so hilarious
He's the funniest most underrated comedian around
He is just great. Trying to get through 2020 and he’s helped me big time. Thanks Jim!
Cant get enough laughs from Jim!
Thank you so much for sharing all these videos during this.....well, year. Whenever I just can't "stay informed" any longer, I can click on one your bits and, no matter how many times I have heard them, bring me joy.
Binge watching Jim Gaffigan cured my cold
those bar jokes😂🤣😂🤣💥💥💥
The theme of the wedding was waste! So funny and true. Love you man! !
I adore you and your family, Jim Gaffigan!
Thanks for the much needed laughs, Jim!
"A birthday card with $2 in it!" 😆😅😄
Jim and Brian Regan are the best.
Always great Jim!👏 And can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that, although Jim makes a lot of self deprecating jokes about his appearance, he looks pretty damn good💯 Whoever dresses him for his sets does an excellent job👌(Jeannie?)
@arnoldkatz6156
2 жыл бұрын
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@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
10 ай бұрын
Véry good looking guy, . But smart enough to make fun of himself Used to be a college football player . but he never talks about it
Before Victoria's Secret there was Frederick's of Hollywood. No cute PJ's in FOH. It was like a rite of manhood to buy something in FOH.
The bar jokes especially cracked me up!😂
LMAO!!!! White kitten!! More Covid laugh relief. Thanks Jim
"There's candles and fried bread eveywhere." LMFAO why fried bread?? 🤣🤣
I’m obsessed
Gotta get my daily Gaffigan fix. All is right with the world now. 😇
@billrobbins5874
3 жыл бұрын
Therapy for those of us who need it! Thanks!
@claires9100
3 жыл бұрын
Yup. A nice escape.
I always think the registry list is like saying I spent all this money on my wedding now buy me everything I could want or need for the next 20years. I'll know if you cheap out and don't get me one of the over priced items that I'll probably never use so don't even think about it. Remember the more you spend the more I'll feel guilty when I totally make new friends. But don't worry you'll be on the guest list for the baby shower and of course I'll be sure and register at the most expensive stores for baby items. LOL
@teresahowick5197
3 жыл бұрын
Yup! For my wedding I did one because that’s what I felt I was supposed to do but it didn’t feel right. I purposely added a lot of cheaper things that I genuinely wanted. Nobody bought those 😢. I tried. It’s definitely greedy.
@nancybrown8338
3 жыл бұрын
@@teresahowick5197 No not greedy you tried to offer less expensive items. Today people don't want to have to think they just want to be told what they should buy. You seem like a caring person and I hope your wedding was beautiful.
@nicnic3902
2 жыл бұрын
The accuracy...lol.
Thank you
I’ve been there when I was younger with the whole Victoria secret experience. That bit had me dying and it was so enlightening on why I acted the way I did
Jim, I’m eating a hot pocket for lunch. By choice 🤔
Talking about the "restroom attendant" I was in Thailand, true story, and some male attendant was giving the men back massages -as they were pissing. I laughed, but the guy next to me, Brit, "Knock it off mate! I'm tra'in to take a wee" Maybe he was Aussie, but it was funny AF
@Kate-vt7zj
Жыл бұрын
Lol that's funny. If he was Aussie he'd say, knock it off mate I'm trying to take a piss 🤣
Thanks for sharing the magic!
I can't wait until this Covid thing is done and we can start getting stand up specials again.
@josephprouse2134
3 жыл бұрын
But if it stops he might not post funny videos everyday anymore
@drewtheunspoken3988
3 жыл бұрын
@Jason Street well, maybe not "done" but at a point where it's not keeping everything closed down.
@ryanhall8770
3 жыл бұрын
Jason Street it’s nowhere near the flu
@TroIIingThemSoftly
3 жыл бұрын
@Jason Street Moron.
Hilarious! He’s just funny.
This could be a top 500 and Id watch it all
This guy… It’s freaking hilarious
"I got wasted last night and then I went out and built some low income housing". 🔥🤣🔥
Today we went out for a lunch, when my husband came with with my food, my inner “Gaffifan” came out : Yeeeee.... bacon....
Jim is the funniest. I mean that in a good way!
Jim...I think you're great. You're also a good actor. Saw you in a couple of things lately. Surprise on me!
I was at a Halloween party a few decades back and one person came as "The Bar Rag from Hell." I don't have a clue what I was wearing, but I remember that.
@shirleyrombough8173
2 жыл бұрын
Doctor Dankrupt: Describe, please. The Bar Rag, that is.
I can't wait to see this!! I was wondering if you might be making a return to That 90's Show that starts this week?? I loved your character in That 70's show! The new show won't be the same without you.
I listen to these while I workout Jim and I love it!
The dude is great
A man that can cook loves kids and animals is a good man
'birthday card with $2 in it' lol
Cows are cute and friendly and good for hugging but thats not gonna stop me from biting them 🦊💜
Love you Jim
This is the only thing I like about being alive. 😂😂 Let's get straight to the embarrassing bit. Your lines and delivery are phenomenal. Tell the truth: your wife writes the jokes, and you're ACTUALLY a secret stripper. Sumfin like that. 😁
Merry Christmas to the Gaffigans
So funny !!! 👏👏👏💕💕💕
This guy has his pants off in a lot of jokes.
14:55 I laugh every single time I see this
Back in the day guys hung the garder built on their rear view mirror. I really thought that where Jim was going with that next 😆. God bless you Jim for making us laugh in 'such a time as this'
@teresahowick5197
3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I had my husband do the garter belt thing. 16 years ago, I’m so embarrassed. Wtf is that?! It’s so perverted! And in front of my in laws, my family, my GRANDMA! MY DAD!! Oh gawd!!! 😩😩😩😩
@suzannesimone9070
9 ай бұрын
Doesn’t America know how to spell anymore? ‘Garder’ belt GARTER BELT
There’s totally pillow fights in Victory Secrets!
@sethbrown7550
3 жыл бұрын
I KNEW IT!
The bathroom attendant jokes were awesome! The only needed thing I would pay someone to do in a public bathroom is sterilize the bottom of my shoes...
You are the best ❤😂
great compilation..arranged perfectly haha other
So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣I Love this guy!
Love you Jim, don't let your meatloaf!
LOVE your shows, exept the bits about pandamics and "pls subscribe" I mean come on man, you are legitly funny, stop over trying much
Weddings don't make sense to me either!
Bathroom Attendant encounter at age 12 for the first time. The family was at the Yacht Club for Sunday lunch. I had never been to the "Yacht Club" before and when I politely excused myself my new stepfather pressed 2 quarters into my hand for reasons unexplained. When I entered the Men's Room, I observed an elderly (elderly to me at age 12) African American man in formal wear with what looked like a kitchen towel draped over his left arm. After taking care of business I went to the sink to wash my polluted hands and saw on the shelf above the sink a small dish with many quarters in it. I then turned to dry my hands and the gentleman that I had observed when entering the loo was presenting that kitchen towel to me to dry my paws. Somehow, I made the quarter connections and deduced the reason for the coins that were now residing in my trousers pocket. The attendant then commented favorably on my appearance and produced a small whisk broom that he then gently swept over my blazer, he then inquired if I would like an application of cologne. Not wanting to offend, I agreed and as if had done this act all my life I dug out those quarters and placed them into dish with the other coins. When returning to our table in the main dining room and as I took my seat my brother turned to me and said "you stink" Thus the story of my life.
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YOU ARE THE BEST
I just found out I've been banned or blocked from Jim's Twitter and can't imagine why I am a huge fan!
Saw this guy a while back hilarious wow what a show saw him at the Wynn in Las Vegas
"The theme of the wedding was -waste." 🤣 Lmao I always brag that my wife and I got married for $20 + the gas money it took to get downtown. Still together years later and we have kept making good decisions 👍🏽
New stand up yeeeeah
"...You need to clean it with a kitten. A 'WHITE' Kitten." Just terrific. Gregg Oreo
Remember early in the pandemic back when we were disinfecting cardboard that Jim posted frequently, maybe daily. His family posted too, with his beautiful bride showing how the Gaffigan family is held together.
It’s funny because most of the fancy plates and serving wear sold for tons of money are frequently sold for a dollar or less at thrift stores in top condition
The last hot dog I bought was when I visited all the way from Oregon to Central Park NY where I THOUGHT I'd get a good Nathan's or something.....Man....was I disappointed! Loved visting NY....Hated the hot dog though...
@shirleyrombough8173
2 жыл бұрын
6 Strong Fan: Nathan's hot dogs are the best. I can get them here in Texas, can you imagine? I love New York too.
@crlguitar1
2 жыл бұрын
@@shirleyrombough8173 I've had Nathan's too, and yeah, really good. But the vendor in Central Park wasn't using them...I was bummed 'cuz I expected better. Central Park was beautiful though... Oh, and God Bless Texas!
just the entire show