Best MEAT Jokes | Jim Gaffigan Stand-Up Compilation

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Of all the meat jokes I have made in my standup career, these are the best Enjoy!! What's your favorite joke in the compilation?
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:43 - Not A Strict Vegetarian
:58 - Pig Roast
1:16 - Steak vs. Bologna
1:36 - Whale Blubber
2:18 - Turkey
2:41 - Fried Chicken
3:17 - Bacon
8:07 - Meat Obsessed
9:09 - Ribs
10:10 - Bologna
11:40 - Chicken & Waffles
12:10 - Kobe Beef
14:12 - Hot Dogs
14:43 - Chicken Wings
15:27 - Steak is Manly
16:53 - Omaha Steaks
17:20 - A-1 Steak Sauce
17:42 - Steakhouse
19:11 - Reindeer Meat
19:44 - Cannibal
20:03 - Conair
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Jesus • Best Jesus Jokes | Sta...
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Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores • Best Store Jokes Compi...
Catholic • Best CATHOLIC Jokes Co...
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO • Jim Gaffigan in the Ga...
CORN • How to Grow & Harvest ...
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
Japan vs China bit.ly/JGJapan
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
OBSESSED
Bars bit.ly/JGBars
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Fried Chicken bit.ly/JGFriendChicken
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2
LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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  • @tammyiraheta5010
    @tammyiraheta5010 Жыл бұрын

    We found out my husband had cancer...... Listened to Him all the way through...... He recovered..... Laughter...the best medicine!! We love you Jim!!! 💗

  • @mauricericher3816

    @mauricericher3816

    Жыл бұрын

    This is lovely news! So happy for you both. This is Maurice's widow. He didnt survive his bout with cancer four years ago. It was a super rare and super aggressive one. Yes, Jim is fantastic! Take care of each other. ❤️💕

  • @nicktrub

    @nicktrub

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @UncleKauffee

    @UncleKauffee

    11 ай бұрын

    I looked into it… it turns out that laughter isn’t even medicine at all… let’s not encourage canceling chemo in order to watch Comedy Central just yet. (Hey buddy, I like Comedy Central)

  • @ColocasiaCorm

    @ColocasiaCorm

    5 ай бұрын

    What…?

  • @deannadeleon1882

    @deannadeleon1882

    3 ай бұрын

    Totally believe in this

  • @randybeans1984
    @randybeans19842 жыл бұрын

    3:08 -8:08 that 5 minute bacon rant was a work of art

  • @lamontmelrose7640

    @lamontmelrose7640

    Жыл бұрын

    Classic set. Ranks up there with Carlin, Seinfeld, Manisalco, and Wright

  • @tinlizziestudios4344
    @tinlizziestudios43442 жыл бұрын

    I introduced Jim Gaffigan to my Aunt while we were driving home from a vacation. She was driving and laughing so hard we almost crashed twice. I kid you not. We were actually grateful there was a car back up for miles so we could take our time, listen to Jim, and not have a wreck. Since then, when I pass an accident, I wonder...were they listening to Jim too?

  • @linshanhsiang

    @linshanhsiang

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is entirely possible. I hope so, and not that they were texting and driving!

  • @joeyzuber117

    @joeyzuber117

    2 жыл бұрын

    The best time to listen to him is when you drive. His jokes are short and simple and they are easy to follow while paying attention to traffic! Glad you're Aunt liked him.

  • @poltronafrau

    @poltronafrau

    2 жыл бұрын

    I would love to be introduced to Jim gaffigan too!

  • @kewasroetkovraulpodriguez9682

    @kewasroetkovraulpodriguez9682

    2 жыл бұрын

    I like him gaffigan

  • @mattjames4978

    @mattjames4978

    Жыл бұрын

    lol. You mean you introduced your auntie to Jim, not the other way round - but I know what you mean.

  • @zacktalbot9874
    @zacktalbot98743 жыл бұрын

    I can’t handle this dude some nights he has me gasping for air. Legend

  • @Catrell
    @Catrell Жыл бұрын

    I'm not saying he doesn't get his due but I still think Jim is seriously underrated.

  • @thomasallen5317

    @thomasallen5317

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed. Seriously underrated

  • @lawschoolpro
    @lawschoolpro3 жыл бұрын

    I saw jim in New Orleans, and nearly died laughing. This brought it all back. Without a doubt one of the best comedians of all time.

  • @annemarieRN8

    @annemarieRN8

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’s awesome live!

  • @edithdlp8045

    @edithdlp8045

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is awesome and clean, that's difficult to find now a days.

  • @amywalker3647

    @amywalker3647

    3 жыл бұрын

    Definitely one of the best, if not the best comedians in the business. He’s hilarious.

  • @iluvdissheet

    @iluvdissheet

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would love to see him live. But seriously, Let's get Cooking is definitely my favorite Gaffigan quarantine bit.

  • @lawschoolpro

    @lawschoolpro

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@iluvdissheet I’ll have to check it out. I’m sure it’s funny as hell.

  • @TimBailey859
    @TimBailey8593 жыл бұрын

    My kids run around the house singing "Hot Pockets". Keep speaking your mind!

  • @kellietaylor9913

    @kellietaylor9913

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hot pockets is awesome my bf never heard it and I couldn't believe someone could not know hot pockets how could u not u live under a rock or something

  • @justgno4242
    @justgno42423 жыл бұрын

    "go ahead & stuff the potato with 20 sticks of butter" "well I'm on a diet" .."okay, make it 19" 😆

  • @frankcastrogiovanni9271
    @frankcastrogiovanni92712 жыл бұрын

    Jim is the only comedian I know that nobody hates…always hilarious

  • @spitflamez

    @spitflamez

    2 жыл бұрын

    #FACTS

  • @linshanhsiang

    @linshanhsiang

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm afraid you might not be up to speed on that....

  • @frankcastrogiovanni9271

    @frankcastrogiovanni9271

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@linshanhsiang what do you mean?

  • @linshanhsiang

    @linshanhsiang

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@frankcastrogiovanni9271 There's all those ...magats.. who said they were through with him after he had the temerity to express his disgust at the former president's behavior.

  • @frankcastrogiovanni9271

    @frankcastrogiovanni9271

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@linshanhsiang ohh…that’s stupid.. even though trump is hilarious himself… but i can’t wait for everyone to wake up and realize the media uses politics and negativity to brain wash us and turn us against each other lol turn off the news and turn on the comedy

  • @chrismults1500
    @chrismults1500 Жыл бұрын

    Best comedian to take the stage. Jim’s humour is genius, well delivered & roll on the floor hilarious 😂 He doesn’t curse, just incredibly witty ❤

  • @chiendinh-je2xi

    @chiendinh-je2xi

    8 ай бұрын

    Agree, Jim and his wife work hard on their research.

  • @philiphema2678
    @philiphema26783 жыл бұрын

    This guy's humor doesn't rely on shock language and in a funny way reflects who we are. I love the alter ego voice , too. Very funny!

  • @london_james

    @london_james

    3 жыл бұрын

    Clean and funny. Great comedy

  • @Steven-qc2sz

    @Steven-qc2sz

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's a shame he isn't really like that.

  • @johndrowe5281

    @johndrowe5281

    3 жыл бұрын

    Steven ❓

  • @HeriEystberg

    @HeriEystberg

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's not an alter ego voice; he is channeling the audience. Unless you mean the high pitched voice he does during the bacon bit.

  • @sushiyamaster989

    @sushiyamaster989

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just like good old Bill Cosby.

  • @mickisimon93
    @mickisimon934 ай бұрын

    As a devout Catholic I find your Catholic jokes ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS Keep the comin' PS You are unbelievably lucky to have a praying wife and mother for your children

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo94203 жыл бұрын

    All of Jim’s bits are funny but the bacon bits are the best!😀

  • @sittingbythepool
    @sittingbythepool2 жыл бұрын

    Favorite comedian hands down! I never get tired of watching these videos

  • @FailingArtist
    @FailingArtist3 жыл бұрын

    I’m a vegan and I love meat jokes lol I find humor in lots of stuff. Especially your humor! I die every time

  • @gushutchinson8758

    @gushutchinson8758

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm a vegan too and I don't mind it when people take the piss,which is regularly, but I still want people to get informed. You have to make a sustained search to find,in this case the life and death of pigs in factory farming. A lot of people who face the facts do try to give up meat. To witness a sow suckling her kids on concrete, unable to turn, to see what a captive bolt does when it doesn't quite work ...even worse is watching a badly stunned pig being dipped,head first into boiling water to make it easier to move the hairs. I guess most vegans had a last straw moment . Education and information is key but also deliberately kept from view. I remember watching the "animals film " I think in the late 70s and just about everyone who saw it was moved enough to go vegan. This guy it strikes me is not somebody who has looked into the horrific truth about a pigs life and death . Change is possible I think seeing is believing...but knowledge of the industrial process has to be self taught. The farmers the food companies and the government will never be into full disclosure . How we laughed!

  • @aribethneverwinter4632

    @aribethneverwinter4632

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ditto 🤣

  • @christinaFaith84

    @christinaFaith84

    2 жыл бұрын

    Typical vegan. First thing said "I'm vegan ". 😆😆😆😆

  • @ivsbanks

    @ivsbanks

    Жыл бұрын

    SAME😂

  • @jesseolson9879
    @jesseolson98792 жыл бұрын

    I love his stand up. He don't need to sware all the time

  • @branchsnapper2228
    @branchsnapper22283 жыл бұрын

    Keep em coming Jim, thanks for keeping our spirits up during this difficult time

  • @kewasroetkovraulpodriguez9682

    @kewasroetkovraulpodriguez9682

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jim gaffigan I like

  • @devilpig6
    @devilpig62 жыл бұрын

    I love comedy but always find myself sifting through material... You're the only guy who consistently nails it... Any clip, any show, every bit is always just pure entertainment... Thank you for that...

  • @heyjude1101
    @heyjude11012 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad your covid shut in skits came into my queue, I click off the news and listen to you and the world is better again. Thank you, Jim!

  • @TheGigiparce0
    @TheGigiparce03 жыл бұрын

    My wife and I saw him live in Colombia where we live, it was the last time we were in a room full of people not wearing masks. Will treasure that memory forever, Jim’s the best!

  • @rawfeekee657

    @rawfeekee657

    2 жыл бұрын

    How are yall now?

  • @chiendinh-je2xi

    @chiendinh-je2xi

    8 ай бұрын

    Mask is bad breath

  • @PattyPixels-Velez
    @PattyPixels-Velez3 жыл бұрын

    You are my favorite comedian. Thank you for bringing happiness to my life. Pandemic, wild fires, and riots are not a great thing to find online, but I prefer to watch or listen to your jokes. You are the best therapy a retired veteran can have. Please, never stop.

  • @motherfromwayback
    @motherfromwayback Жыл бұрын

    You are definitely one of the best comedians out there. Your role on the 70's show is classic.

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad12312 жыл бұрын

    Everything about Jim Gaffigan is precious to me 🥰

  • @seanaxner4093
    @seanaxner40932 жыл бұрын

    He is absolutely hilarious. Love his comedy

  • @lolhai6430
    @lolhai6430 Жыл бұрын

    Jim gaffigan is like the best comedian ever

  • @t.estable3856
    @t.estable38563 жыл бұрын

    Speaking as a Canadian, that last joke slayed me.

  • @luckythree553
    @luckythree553 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks so very much for sharing your gift. And supporting so many during challenging times with insight & compassion apparent in your wonderful humor. Bless you & your family.

  • @lindseymontigue3017
    @lindseymontigue30173 жыл бұрын

    literally my favorite comic. i own your tv show on dvd and my whole family loves it. you’re hilarious!

  • @HerculeseBaby

    @HerculeseBaby

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just bought it and will be watching it over the weekend!!! I can’t wait!😁

  • @brodyharris7631

    @brodyharris7631

    3 жыл бұрын

    He had a tv show!!?

  • @juliepoulos3057

    @juliepoulos3057

    3 жыл бұрын

    My husband and Kids love him too!

  • @fazergazer
    @fazergazer3 жыл бұрын

    Watching Jim Gaffigan is like taking a ride on the World’s Best Rollercoaster!! Yay Bacon!!

  • @rodstinson537
    @rodstinson5373 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I only watched this a few hundred times,and still hilarious 😂,

  • @661Justice
    @661Justice2 жыл бұрын

    I'm stuck at home with Covid but it is Jim who is making me gasp for air.

  • @kh7688
    @kh76883 жыл бұрын

    One of the best stand up comics of all time.

  • @MichaelIrish
    @MichaelIrish3 жыл бұрын

    Tears of joy and spirit and mirth. Comedy had its goldmine upon Gaffigan's birth.

  • @luisetorres5760
    @luisetorres57603 жыл бұрын

    Idk but other comedians make me laugh only few times maybe or almost not laugh. This guy had me laughing the whole show!

  • @emmiebl6605
    @emmiebl66053 жыл бұрын

    I’m a vegan and I totally love Jim’s meaty jokes! KEVIN HOTDOG! 🤣

  • @poledancer8083
    @poledancer80833 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for including vegetarians who are not offended by meat jokes! I mean some of us vegetarians have a sense of humor too.

  • @user-sl8dg8ph9v
    @user-sl8dg8ph9v2 ай бұрын

    Jim Gaffigan is the best thing since sliced bread due to the fact i can play his standup while doing housework and dont have to worry about the kids hearing it. I love all kinds of comedy, even when they have foul language or jokes, but i cant pkay that kind of comedy with the fam around. That makes Jim my first go to as a stay at home Mom & stepmom.

  • @larskjar
    @larskjar3 жыл бұрын

    The treasures of the norse gods specifically includes a pig who regenerates when bacon if cut from it. It, along with the goat from which you can milk mead, which never runs dry, is why Valhalla is the reward for a life well liveeld.

  • @Swamp_gas12
    @Swamp_gas1210 ай бұрын

    Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan... two of the best stand up today. Not a vulgar word in their act, no mention of the colour of their skin.... jokes that make you think.. "I'm not a strict vegan, I eat beef and pork". GENIUS!!!!

  • @tomcavanaugh7042
    @tomcavanaugh70423 жыл бұрын

    "How many bacon jokes is this guy gonna do?" More Please!

  • @twinsnsingles

    @twinsnsingles

    3 жыл бұрын

    “I mean I like bacon but C’MONNNN!”

  • @AshleySullivan-ws1xj
    @AshleySullivan-ws1xj6 ай бұрын

    JIM, please don't ever STOP!!! KEEP IT COMING!!! NEVERMIND, what others may say! Your Lord Gaffigan! Ruler of Fruitful, Honest, Everyday real life humor! Your original and straightforward!!!

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose70223 жыл бұрын

    Every time I hear Jim talk about steak it makes me want one so bad!

  • @d.taygray1250
    @d.taygray12502 жыл бұрын

    Jim is absolutely hilarious !! The "inner voice", or rather, what I visualize as some random woman in the audience speaking to her husband, is so unique and the best of all !! I laugh just thinking about it. 😂😂😂

  • @opensage01
    @opensage01 Жыл бұрын

    Great jokes. Truly talented comedian. One of the best for sure in my book. I put you in my top tier list of Red Skelton, Bill Cosby, and Brian Regan. Thanks for sharing these great jokes, they made me laugh a lot. Your delivery is always great.

  • @jonathandelgado8253
    @jonathandelgado82533 жыл бұрын

    BRILLIANT Jim! Welcome to the Carnivore tribe! Keep the meaty jokes coming. And Veggie jokes too!

  • @roostercogburn6469
    @roostercogburn64693 жыл бұрын

    Jim you are funny as hell! I love your spontaneity, your facial expressions, voices and analogies. Performing as if you are an audience member is truly epic! LOVE YOUR COMEDY!

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky3 жыл бұрын

    “Bucket. Isn’t that how we feed farm animals?” Genius 👏

  • @trolltothebank
    @trolltothebank3 жыл бұрын

    Just thank you so much for posting daily 😂 ❤️

  • @thomasfields9804
    @thomasfields98043 жыл бұрын

    “Your gonna kill me??” “OH IT’S GONNA GET A LOT WORSE”

  • @mrslvw
    @mrslvw3 жыл бұрын

    The intro ad was HOT POCKETS- lmfao!!!!

  • @vwiggins1847
    @vwiggins18473 жыл бұрын

    Jim is too funny!!!

  • @Codman333
    @Codman3333 жыл бұрын

    I love you Jim you seem completely neutral. God bless you and your family.

  • @aldomaddox6499
    @aldomaddox64993 жыл бұрын

    Take that, Lipitor! That's hilarious.

  • @296jacqi
    @296jacqi3 жыл бұрын

    12:06 I know it’s lunch, but I want breakfast AND diabetes. I died. 😂 🤣

  • @xenodarsh3475
    @xenodarsh34753 жыл бұрын

    You has the voice of a bacon angel! Nothing but love for you sir!

  • @williameichner7177
    @williameichner71773 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Jim you're making a difference

  • @j.s.connolly8579

    @j.s.connolly8579

    3 жыл бұрын

    HERE HERE!!! Don't SAY IT... SING IT!!! I SECOND and THIRD THAT!

  • @brentbundy9780

    @brentbundy9780

    3 жыл бұрын

    Very well said- Brent Bundy Ridegump

  • @kellietaylor9913

    @kellietaylor9913

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes I fourth this!!! I was trying to find a way to say what this meant to all of us Jim taking Time every day to do a video for us it's not making him millions he's doing it for us we love u jim and all that money u and your family raised for NYC teaching ur kids to give back every celebrity to take a lesson from u Jim Gaffigan

  • @SpinDash
    @SpinDash3 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t have “Jim Gaffigan becomes a KZreadr who releases daily videos” on my 2020 bingo card, but I’m not complaining!

  • @angelrosehedges3733

    @angelrosehedges3733

    3 жыл бұрын

    Free bonus card, lol. 😉

  • @Global00Vintage

    @Global00Vintage

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m ok with it. We need more good slots on the bingo card!

  • @bobby6381

    @bobby6381

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well said. Jim's the best!

  • @lorrie2878

    @lorrie2878

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love him!

  • @stephenlupoli

    @stephenlupoli

    3 жыл бұрын

    Love you Jim. Your humor has been therapy for me!

  • @jeanneroy1494
    @jeanneroy14943 жыл бұрын

    You are such a welcomed relief at the end of the day! Thank you & yours for the daily belly laugh! 🙏🏼

  • @SephiraSe
    @SephiraSe2 жыл бұрын

    Turkey..."you're gonna kill me, oh no it's gonna get worse".....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mpnextweswalker
    @mpnextweswalker4 ай бұрын

    Put this on in your house on the background. Laughter all day

  • @marinaruiz5571
    @marinaruiz55713 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Jim. I laugh at your jokes all the way from Argentina. Best comedian ever.

  • @Beardlythekind
    @Beardlythekind7 ай бұрын

    These comedy compilations really helped through the pandemic. Thanks a lot dude

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown34653 жыл бұрын

    You give your animals such cute personalities in your jokes...that I’m going to be a vegetarian !

  • @firstnamelastname-zo5gd
    @firstnamelastname-zo5gd3 жыл бұрын

    "i can see how you want to be offended, but there's no reason." LOL!

  • @cliffordyawn2787
    @cliffordyawn27873 жыл бұрын

    Bacon smells so good and even tastes better

  • @TechWizMaster
    @TechWizMaster3 жыл бұрын

    i LOVE those best of...if you watch em all, you've seen all the shows at the end hehe... but of course i've seen them all multiple time, huge fan...MUCH love from canada JIM!@

  • @josephyork4175
    @josephyork41753 жыл бұрын

    Pork is addictive. While stationed in the Panama Canal Zone, a soldier paddled a raft (by himself - idiot)to a small island off the coast. His intent was to spearfish but he saw a pig in the jungle. Tried to kill it with his spear gun. The pig had him treed for three days even with the spear stuck in his side. The pig finally left. The soldier escaped and eventually got back to base. He was fined for being AWOL (away with out leave). Gladly paid the fine. Shuffled off to the Mess Hall (where soldiers eat) and had some BACON Revenge.

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC3 жыл бұрын

    I'm so hungry now but can't stop laughing to order a burger, aaah!

  • @PeterCombs
    @PeterCombs3 жыл бұрын

    I strongly recommend roasting a small Tenderloin with Hollandaise sauce for breakfast with an Egg or two and bacon on the side. Years ago I was in Patagonia and loved how they served sirloin steaks for breakfast with THREE Eggs on top, it was heaven.

  • @Squidman91

    @Squidman91

    3 жыл бұрын

    This doesn’t sound as good on paper, but scramble three eggs and while they’re cooking mix in chopped white onions, green apple chunks, sausage and bacon and top off with shredded cheddar jack😋

  • @daviddyrland
    @daviddyrland3 жыл бұрын

    Love your comedy! You are the best!

  • @gregorycole3412
    @gregorycole34122 жыл бұрын

    Who’s the person that can “thumbs down” this. They can’t understand the concept of comedy.

  • @NjorogeGATEITEI
    @NjorogeGATEITEI10 ай бұрын

    I like when he makes a commentary of his own jokes. This guy is awesome. I watched him once on an Aifrance flight, had to look for him afterwards. Very funny dude 😊

  • @rayejohn79rj11
    @rayejohn79rj112 жыл бұрын

    When I'm sad Jim Gaffigan makes me laugh again

  • @cristinehulse1526
    @cristinehulse15262 жыл бұрын

    I love your humor!! You make me laugh and smile!!

  • @jbreezy5959
    @jbreezy59592 жыл бұрын

    Bless you Jim, love your comedy. Thanks for keeping us laughing 😅. ❤

  • @twoboysmom7423
    @twoboysmom74233 жыл бұрын

    To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon :-)

  • @rodneysmart9774
    @rodneysmart9774 Жыл бұрын

    3:30am insomnia has never been so much fun.

  • @sealot2420
    @sealot24202 жыл бұрын

    "Do you have anything on your menu that owned a boat". Up until then I was laughing. But then i pissed in my pants i was laughing so hard....thanks jim

  • @dangonpoop
    @dangonpoop3 жыл бұрын

    I've watched this tuns of times. Still makes hungry.

  • @sabaton5fdpfan066
    @sabaton5fdpfan0663 жыл бұрын

    I had Kielbasa while watching this video. The timing couldn't have been any better

  • @aranjenkins2627
    @aranjenkins26273 жыл бұрын

    Jim do you ever get tired of ‘standing up?’ I’m surprised you haven’t come up with a whole ‘sitting down’ comedy thing.... 🤣

  • @user-pw1mz5dl5p
    @user-pw1mz5dl5p8 ай бұрын

    Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place.

  • @bigh7972
    @bigh79722 жыл бұрын

    Jim I like your comedy about as much as you love bacon. I’ve heard these routines many times and they still put me in a really good mood. Thanks Jim wishing you and the family all the best.

  • @ronniewright6639
    @ronniewright66392 жыл бұрын

    Best comedian ever!!

  • @annabell3385
    @annabell33852 жыл бұрын

    I still remember a headline on a magazine from decades ago that said, "Kevin Bacon sizzles."

  • @ncjay08
    @ncjay083 жыл бұрын

    When it comes to funny, noone can beat a meat joke.

  • @jhors7777
    @jhors77773 жыл бұрын

    Love you and respect you Jim!

  • @annaleefuerstenau4286
    @annaleefuerstenau42863 ай бұрын

    Oh my goodness, the kobe beef bit had me in tears!

  • @stephaniev70
    @stephaniev703 жыл бұрын

    You are so hysterical!! Thanks for all the laughs!!!

  • @lauragiordano8514
    @lauragiordano85143 жыл бұрын

    Thank you, thank you, thank you. Can't name a favorite...You brighten my days throughout this insanity...

  • @TheNakrugt
    @TheNakrugt3 жыл бұрын

    "doner", or "döner" means "(it) turns/rotates" as the meat is cooked/fried on a vertical stick which turns/rotates very close to the heat source :)

  • @peteschreiber9517
    @peteschreiber95173 жыл бұрын

    Great fun as always. Jim, I love Christmas time, and would love for you to make fun about everything related to Christmas. I would get a kick out of it because I enjoy laughing even if it is against something I like. I know you can make me laugh. Thanks Jim.

  • @linshanhsiang

    @linshanhsiang

    2 жыл бұрын

    Haven't you seen him doing the drunk guy bringing a pine tree into the house? Xmas traditions created by a drunk guy ...and Jim does a fabulous drunk guy!

  • @cristea9429
    @cristea94293 жыл бұрын

    I’m a vegan but I still appreciate your meat jokes!

  • @kellietaylor9913

    @kellietaylor9913

    2 жыл бұрын

    We love that u love em

  • @mikehorton6195

    @mikehorton6195

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh you’re just disgusting 🤮 Jk

  • @mookyyzed2216
    @mookyyzed22163 жыл бұрын

    Gonna be so great to see you back on the road. I hope this pandemic gets under control soon. We need to get into the theaters for this live.

  • @mirandahannah5763
    @mirandahannah57633 жыл бұрын

    I’ve been watching you since I was little (I’m 21 now) and me & my family say “hot pocket hot pocket” every single day.

  • @superman022685
    @superman0226853 жыл бұрын

    I once didn’t date a girl because she didn’t eat bacon and I thought she would try to get me to stop eating bacon.

  • @margaretnash9553

    @margaretnash9553

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @missbrown2041

    @missbrown2041

    3 жыл бұрын

    HOW DARE SHE!!!

  • @angelrosehedges3733

    @angelrosehedges3733

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would have thought of it as more bacon for me. Lol

  • @nadiashireensiddiqi

    @nadiashireensiddiqi

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bacon isn’t kosher or halal.

  • @missbrown2041

    @missbrown2041

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nadiashireensiddiqi ....huh just askin you know where BACON comes from....RIGHT???....WELL DO YA???

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 Жыл бұрын

    The Kobe beef section had me in stitches!

  • @rasui80
    @rasui803 жыл бұрын

    Love these videos Jim, thanks so much

  • @MaryPMcFee
    @MaryPMcFee2 жыл бұрын

    Let's make America Gaffigan...love it! I always have my bologna "dirty," too...but usually, it's because I dropped it on the floor.

  • @michaelbingham6907
    @michaelbingham69072 ай бұрын

    Thanks for being clean

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