The “pretend you know me” is a Save for a lot of people. I have done this & been asked to do this quite a few times-though before cel phones it was used more often.

I have a friend who always said he was going to get into his Dads place of work. Him and his Parents had a really nice place in the country. After High School I lost track of him. I finally graduated from UNI I walk into a Gentlemans Club (Strip Club) as I'm ordering my drink from this Bartender Gall I hear a voice say, "Bobby?" I look over and there is my friend standing there. He tells the Bartender all my drinks are on the house. The Wife would let me off my leash once a month, and I would head over there. He evidently told the staff to take care of me when I showed up. Hey free booze right? I would have Dancers come up to me and say, "If you want a dance its on the house." I never would take them up on their offers. I guess I came across as the unobtainable person. I never judged him for what kind of business his Dad or Mom did.

Pretty sure that last story is still at least sexual harassment if not sexual assault...

@teresarivasugaz2313

Жыл бұрын

İndeed!

@ListenToStatic

Жыл бұрын

I know, right?! I came to the comments to say that chasing a drunk non-consenting person for two entire miles is something that frankly could end in any sort of punishment without me feeling any sympathy for the one doing the chasing. Arrested? Nice. Lost playing frogger with traffic during rapey foot race? Also very cool.

@phlushphish793

Жыл бұрын

Yeh but they never arrest the female.

@thatguysinthecornertooelec3700

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, like, if she's willing to go that far just for him, I don't blame him for thinking she was gonna try something bad.

@enibeni2071

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Disgusting how male victims and witnesses think that sexual crimes commited by women are funny. Many people are sexist. (discrimination based on sex). When a man does it, people think it's serious, a crime, a sign of beinf a awful person, a lot of worries and cries ...When a woman does it, people think it's funny, an anecdote, a lot of laughs.

The person that borrowed 500 € was definitely into some shady shit or gambling. 🤨

@tyjohnston5889

Жыл бұрын

I borrowed $600 from my bro in law once. He asked no questions. I paid him back $1,500 two days later. He helped me when I had nothing and I finally received some backpay. Nothing shady was going on. It happens.

@norml.hugh-mann

Жыл бұрын

500 isn't even a rent payment...if you won't give a friend 500 (if you have it) then maybe you shouldn't call yourself a friend.

@doms.6701

Жыл бұрын

​@@norml.hugh-mann umm 500 is definitely rent for me. And most places around me that is half rent. Not many people have that kinda money.

@JovanaSanchez000

Жыл бұрын

Probably won a bet! 🤑

@SatyreIkon

Жыл бұрын

@@norml.hugh-mann Oh yeah, I'm a horrible person for not being so gullible as to just throw my money around like friendship was something holy no one would ever violate or misuse, sure. My friends usually answer my questions when I ask them; that's why they're my friends, I can trust them to be honest with me instead of just being like "trust me bro". ☝️

01:02 The 1 in 25 where the gambler wins and the 1 in 1000 where they pay the money back instead of blowing it!

“Dungarees” 😂😂😂 haven’t heard that term in forever lol

I don't know if I've already commented on this one or not but many years ago a friend of mine was going to college in San Francisco and due to a snafu my friend was not going to be attending college for a year in order to build up funds to afford tuition the following year. Because of this my friend was going to lose her placement in the student housing as only active students could stay in them. My friend was originally from out of state and had absolutely no family in state nor did they want any help from their family (long story that I'm not going to elaborate on). I asked my parents, whom I was living with at the time, if we could put my friend up for the year and before I could even explain the reason why or even who this person was my parents both agreed that any friend of mine who needed the help could come provided that they were willing to help out around the farm. My friend agreed to those terms and the next day myself and my brother drove down to San Francisco and extracted my friend. My friend lived with us, got a job in town and got back on their feet and returned to college as promised. I do admit that I have not kept up as much with this friend anymore but last saw them at their graduation and I heard they were working on various projects in their field.

Back in the 90s a guy my parents knew could have ended up in a lot of trouble when a neighbor he had hung out with quite a lot asked him to drive his car to another town, and he'd get paid well for it if he didn't ask any questions. The neighbor refused as the whole thing felt off. It turned out that the car had been involved in a bad hit and run the night before and the guy wanted to pin it on the neighbor by getting his fingerprints on the steering wheel and door handles and such.

@StreetWarrior24

Жыл бұрын

That's horrible. I'm glad he didn't do it.

22:10 reminds me of another story. We didn't have DARE but we had a small police exhibition at our job centre, so they show their equipment and so on. And also drug dogs. And my dumbass forgot to take out the weed from last night out of my pants. Fortunately I was far enough away from them apparently because they didn't react. Was still super weird because the best part is, I didn't know there was such an exhibition planned, I was just in the same building for another reason and decided to check it out (open to the public)

@phlushphish793

Жыл бұрын

I was a big pot head in high school. Brought my weed to school with me every day. One day I just thought 'I'm tired of this. I'm gonna leave my weed home today just for a change.' THAT DAY I get called to the office during class. Not in trouble, just for some administration stuff. As I'm walking through the empty halls, I turn a corner & see the sheriff walking the dope dog through school, coming right toward me. My first impulse was to run! But that would've just made me look guilty. So I continued walking past them, hugging the wall to get as far as physically possible from the dog. Wondered why it didn't alert on me as I passed? Then I checked my pants. No stash! Relieved!

@shadowling77777

Жыл бұрын

@@phlushphish793 wow lucky

I was on-duty at my facility (I am a Security Guard) and a woman walked over to my SUV. Note that this was about 4 in the morning, the 14th of January, and cold as hell. (1/14/23) Standard protocol was unclear on what to do, but in that situation, fuck SOP. I unlocked the SUV and let her in the back seat, blasting the whole thing with 80°F heat with the fan on max. There were two plans in my head instantly. Her friend, who was on the phone helping as much as she could, had called a cab and sent it to my facility. Plan A was to wait in the SUV until they arrived. Plan B was to drive this woman to the nearby gas station, less than 2 minutes away and ask the cab to go there if something went wrong. Luckily, everything went smoothly, and the cab arrived about 3 minutes after this whole thing started. I handed her over to the cabbie, and we parted ways. I always wondered how I would handle a stressful situation before this happened....I am glad I was able to take charge of it and make sure she got out of the bitting cold. I know nobody might see this, but I needed to put this story somewhere.

11:06 She was trying to figure out if she was a masochist.

06:00 is actually quite wholesome

I didn't asked that but usually I just strike a conversation with someone until that person I'm uncomfortable with leaves. Most of the people would happily engaged conversation with me without any questions but I'm glad they didn't question me about it or it would be awkward as they will try to loo over there for sure. Great folks☺️

The one at 3:17 is one of Hemingway's early short stories. Or perhaps Faulkner. The one at 18:38 is the opening of a Jim Jarmusch movie. Or perhaps Gus Van Sant. The one at 21:36 was one of the scenes that didn't make it into the final cut of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Why don't they make movies like these stories any more? Sorta like they did in the 90s. Narratives. Characters. People. Robert Altman. Paul Thomas Anderson. Mike Leigh (remember him?). Nowadays it's all Batman this and Spider-Man that. God.

Oh man, when the Max story mentioned what movie they were seeing, I thought we were gonna get the twist that it was the Aurora Theatre in Colorado

16:30 32 inch biceps? LOL

@jaredcrabb

Жыл бұрын

Either the size of the biceps or the weight is inaccurate. I knew a guy whos biceps were that big (diameter), but he wad almost 400 pounds.

11:10 girl got issues

I ask for no favours. I have never done it, nor will I ever do it.

Here we go

How did that man run for two miles s and somehow not have sobered up?

During a party ,I asked a guy friend (whom I’ve made out with once ) “ I need a favor ,pretend to be my man for the night “ J happily obliged,let me hold his hand and kiss on him with no questions asked !!!! There was another boy at the party who just couldn’t get it through his head our fling was over ,so I needed J to be my guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️

Try not to lie, Reddit part 6.

locks and loads gun puts on duct tape silencer for when you need things to stop moving

@sakariaskarlsson634

Жыл бұрын

Duct tape silencer? What even is that?

@sakariaskarlsson634

Жыл бұрын

Remember to put the safety off first

Is this a repost?

@T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan

Жыл бұрын

Highly likely.

@elliottryan13

Жыл бұрын

I've heard ALL this before.

The dessert 🍧🍨🍦🥧 The desert 🌵🏜️🐪

Lol

Do me a favour, spell "favour" right. No questions asked.

@cameronwood5692

Жыл бұрын

Uh oh the brits are pissed

@AdmiralBlackstar

Жыл бұрын

Um...no, the title has favor spelt right. You're the one getting it wrong. You've got an unnecessary "U" in there.

@mr.bluestone1276

Жыл бұрын

@@AdmiralBlackstar um no i havent, unless your spelling english the wrong way buddy. If it was actually spelt like "favor" instead of favour then it would be pronounced fav - OR which would just be stupid and frankly you would have to have a toddler's perception of english to believe that.

@mr.bluestone1276

Жыл бұрын

@@AdmiralBlackstar i mean whats next lol, your gonna start saying colour is spelt "col-OR"? XD

@AdmiralBlackstar

Жыл бұрын

@mr.bluestone1276 First of all, it's you're not your. Secondly, that is how you pronounce it. How else would you pronounce it?

Old stories

I live in a town with a lot of sketchy and homeless ppl😂 Ohio

I HATE!!!! When people hear a news or random story about something bad happening to another person and then they say "I was gonna go that way or I was gonna go to that place, that could have been me" how friggin vapid and ridiculous are you that you can make a tragic story about a total stranger about yourself!!!! Ugh this is my #1 buggaboo!!!! I just cant deal with people that say that crap

@Meela9088

Жыл бұрын

Well some people actually did have close calls so it’s not always a matter of being selfish, it’s being grateful they survived cos they didn’t go

@ameliamae9227

Жыл бұрын

@Caitlin Morris that wasn't the case in the story and a close call doesn't involve someone else being murdered or assaulted and it could have been you because you had thought about going to that store or down that road.....a close call is when you are actually a victim....like being in a bank that gets robbed or being in a crowd of people and there is a shooting.....huge difference

@andiward7068

Жыл бұрын

@Amelia Mae humans are hardwired for risk assessment and self-preservation. Thoughts of being in danger give a similiar physiological response as being in danger. Those people are processing that their planned action could have placed them in danger. It's not "wish it were me", it's "holy shit, that could have been me".

@rae6982

Жыл бұрын

i hate people like you. its easy to see how they could've been the victim. they weren't, which is why they're grateful and shocked

@yusiffff

Жыл бұрын

@@ameliamae9227 there's literally a video of "close calls" where almost half of them are exactly the "I was going to go to x place or do x thing but decided not to" and they are considered close calls enough to make the video. Several terrorist events and one involving the Boston marathon attack are mentioned. I'd definitely advise you to avoid that video if possible. It seems the people in those reddit posts and many in the comments considered those types of scenarios as "close calls" I guess

18:30 actually I knew of a woman this had happened to. You women haters are so weird; no, the cops were never involved and she simply just broke up and never wanted to see him again because that was ger first encounter with orgasm denial and she was pissed.

@arandomperson7914

Жыл бұрын

that's not a woman hater though

@jaredcrabb

Жыл бұрын

Its more how the others would have reacted rather than how the woman would have reacted.

So I read these stupid Reddit stories when I’m in line at the bank and can’t have sound on but your text is too tiny so no good to me

@shadowling77777

Жыл бұрын

Use headphones bro