The guy who got reported for "stealing" from his own account was gold lol

I think the biggest twist was when I was in the 4th grade. Being the annoying shit I was, I pretended my ribs were hurting a lot so I didn’t have to go to school. I would cry and attempt to make it look like I was in a substantial amount of pain. My mom brushed me off and kept taking me to school, but after a week of me crying and bitching about my ribs, my mom decided that something might be up, so she took me to a doctor. we got the x-rays back, and low and FUCKING behold, I had two fractured ribs in the exact spot I would always put my hand over. So I was out of school for a two weeks, and had a chest brace on for six weeks. The crazy thing, I didn’t actually feel any pain in my ribs the whole time, I felt perfectly fine, I just fucking hated going to school

@BeesOfInk

3 жыл бұрын

Life be like: Your wish is my command!

@azrael4771

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao talk about manifesting your reality😭😂

@chiensyang

2 жыл бұрын

@@BeesOfInk, Steven He: _EEMOTIONAL DAMAGE_

@zero0creativity

2 жыл бұрын

There was this one time where i told my mom that my stomach hurt because i didn't want to go to school and she believed me, the next day my stomach hurt for real and it hurt very badly

@Chaossquid567

2 жыл бұрын

Dang

We played that murder game at work and I was really disturbed at my ability to actually be the killer and simultaneously convince others that this other lady was the killer. I was like damn, manipulative.

@diamelisynfante9801

2 жыл бұрын

Not the same but me and my classmates would play among us when it was first getting popular and I was surprised at how good I was at gaslighting and shifting the blame,I was also really decent at catching the killers

@mr.nickols1293

2 жыл бұрын

Among us

@silverplant3519

2 жыл бұрын

hello makima

@vodago

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverplant3519 nice reference

@silverplant3519

2 жыл бұрын

@@vodago thx for the compliment

My mom was told she was infertile and my dad was told he was sterile, before they met each other. 3 kids later, doctors are still shocked.

@thedeadd.c.207

3 жыл бұрын

What a pair of legends.

@Kaipyro67ALT

3 жыл бұрын

I mean this with all sincerity-- The two of them must have tried REAL hard.

@KarkatVantasBitches

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kaipyro67ALT nope, we were all accidents. She was even on birth control when she got pregnant with her second and third!

@WarriorKalia

3 жыл бұрын

@@KarkatVantasBitches idk, maybe the BC hormones helped?

@fridaybutitssaturday1362

3 жыл бұрын

Damn give her an award

My dad, a little kid in the mid 60's, one day decided to skip school with his mate and sneak into the cinema. To watch an adult film. Of course they were caught in the act. By the mate's father.

@beastmaster0934

3 жыл бұрын

That must’ve been one awkward experience.

@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635

3 жыл бұрын

I expected something like the school was destroyed by an earthquake.

The grandma story: the reason I don't like or respect family unconditionally... There are conditions... be a decent person at least.

@oliviasimpson1826

3 жыл бұрын

that was cruel of the grandma

@Teobi1

3 жыл бұрын

Grandma is a psychopath.

@thevioletskull8158

3 жыл бұрын

that's fair

@juliagoodwin9510

3 жыл бұрын

That story pisses me off... doesn't help that both my paternal grandparents had Alzheimer's. I hope they did something about her...

@HappyMatt12345

3 жыл бұрын

I think family is an emotional connection rather than a genetic connection tbh.

Around the 5:01 mark (ones whos couldn't have kids) happened to friends of the family. The story is she said she is losing weight but not showing it (and my mother joked "She could be pregnant" and we laughed about it). She stopped drinking (not a big drinker but still just stopped), some time late she complained about her stomach felling hard. Pees on the stick and it's positive, Doctor tells her "tumors can give the same results. Going to send you for an ultrasound". Mum gets a call from friends husband saying "6 weeks" before the call brakes up and drops out. My mother is thinking "oh god she (wife) has 6 weeks to live". Get a call back on a better line and get told "6 weeks till she has the baby". They tried for 25+ years to have a kid with no luck. He's bout to turn 7 and is a little noisy chatter box.

@Sarah-fm6ll

3 жыл бұрын

That is so adorable!!!!

@thevioletskull8158

3 жыл бұрын

wow

@OncelerKidsAreCringe

3 жыл бұрын

My Xbox go eerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@juliagoodwin9510

3 жыл бұрын

A similar thing happened to my aunt and uncle, they wanted a child but weren't having any luck. So they decided to adopt, but they very day someone from the adoption agency came to their place, turns out my aunt was pregnant. That was almost 16 years ago and my cousin has grown up into a pretty cool kid.

@funkyfreakyandfabulous9743

2 жыл бұрын

@@OncelerKidsAreCringe your brain go derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

21:10 A DOUBLE PLOT TWIST. THE PERSON WHO REPLACED HIM SAW HIS STORY ON REDDIT

Oh my god the one about the old man with dementia is messed up

@yourfinestlocalidiot

3 жыл бұрын

what's dimension

@XxSad_boiUwUxX

3 жыл бұрын

*dementia

@milton7763

3 жыл бұрын

The day you found out you not only lost your grand father, but your grand mother is now also dead to you

@juliagoodwin9510

3 жыл бұрын

Hope they disowned her because seriously what the f&*^?!

Lol the ATM bank card story is hilarious

I'm turning all these scenarios into movies

@objectshowshipper

3 жыл бұрын

Give me ur PayPal I'll send some money

@objectshowshipper

3 жыл бұрын

By that I mean I'll get my 6 subs to send you some money

@rayerose4646

3 жыл бұрын

Yo I call being your friend you drag around and gossip to about all the asshole actors

@ChaseMcCain81

3 жыл бұрын

Cool

@Weirdo_Studios206

3 жыл бұрын

Are you disney?

Everytime I hear that airplane affair story I get pissed off all over again 🤦🏾‍♂️

@runzumarun4925

3 жыл бұрын

Why my friend refused to let his ex sit away from him when traveling..she was cheating on him when ever he got stuck working night shifts...threw her out and the dude naked while it was raining hard amd cold..and he threw thay dudes keys into the grass and said enjoy y'alls game.

@jeffbenton6183

3 жыл бұрын

Would it have been rude for that couple to walk up to the guy and say "Your lady friend was cheating on you the whole flight. If she's that bold you can probably find more evidence of other affairs all over the place."?

@MrMaradok

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffbenton6183 Socially? yes, it would be rude. Morally? No, it would be appreciated. It just depends on wether or not you wish to shoulder the blame as “that random stranger who saw my spouse having an affair.”

@CarinaCoffee

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffbenton6183 I was thinking I'd hopefully have the guts to stop them and tell him what I was if it had been me. Honestly it's always better to let someone know when they're being cheated on.

Doctor: You have a rare eye disease. Patient: Yup. Doctor: This is you in the medical book. Patient: Yup. That moment when your medical problem is so rare that its not only named after you but its still using you as the only reference 60 years later.

16:58 reminds me of a story from an ancient Greek chronicler Herodotus. A young tyrant of some city had just come to power and sent a messenger to another city to ask their old tyrant for advice. The tyrant made small talk with this messenger, not talking about politics at all and walked with him through a field. The messenger was surprised to notice that every time they past the tallest and best crops - much taller then the rest, the tyrant would hack it off and then act as though nothing happened and carried on with the small talk. The messenger didn't get it and reported back to his superiors that he received no advice, just this weird, seemingly self-defeating behavior from the guy. The messenger didn't understand, but the young tyrant understood exactly what the older tyrant was communicating and planned accordingly.

So, my dad was adopted as a baby, and spent several years looking for any information on them. He had better luck with those DNA websites, eventually getting a link to a woman who was also on there. Turns out she was the daughter of my dad's half-sister. Apparently, he was the eldest of 6 kids, and his birth mom... isn't what you would call a great person.

I had a friend who said one of their great grandfathers died in a concentration camp in WW2 and we thought he was a P.O.W. but nope he was a nazi lol

@beautifulcrazey7713

3 жыл бұрын

Well that's a plot twist.

@cube.9816

3 жыл бұрын

Nazis had more people in concentration camps besides POWs, like labor unionists, communists etc who were german ofc

@larspoorterde5532

3 жыл бұрын

Okay, this i didn't expect

@jeffbenton6183

3 жыл бұрын

@@cube.9816 ... other political prisoners, some Poles and other Catholics, Jehovah's Witnesses, Homosexuals, "anti-socials" the list goes on (still, more then half the people killed were Jewish, Hebrew, mostly both). I wonder if this guy was in for real or imagined treason - I have no idea if they sent people they though were traitors to the camps.

The story about the couple in their 40s having a child warms my heart

@idkwhattotype4704

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

Fiona being an ogre was a plot twist🤯

@builder229

3 жыл бұрын

This made my very bad day, made it okay

@shrek562

3 жыл бұрын

@@builder229 keep your head up king👑

@RedneckSwede

3 жыл бұрын

I think there's a dragon with a donkey fetish somewhere.

@BilliamH

3 жыл бұрын

You are a superior being to all

@shrek562

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedneckSwede hehe😏

The biggest plot twist: Teachers don't live inside the school. 🤯

@harbor641

3 жыл бұрын

What 0_0/j

@mufinz7112

3 жыл бұрын

Liar!

@emperorza5777

3 жыл бұрын

No way 😭

@beautifulcrazey7713

3 жыл бұрын

Found it out the hard way 😳🤪 and yes they ruin everywhere you run into them because who wants to see them in the real world 😩

@yourfinestlocalidiot

3 жыл бұрын

Slander!

Girl: likes guy. Plot twist; Guy: I'm gay Girl: crushed Second plot twist; Guy's brother: almost a copy of gay guy They get married.

@mouthlesshater

3 жыл бұрын

What The Ffffflip

@hat7475

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the classic

21:10 Now THAT'S a real-life plot twist!

I have one good one for these. I was going to college at the time and a had like several hours in between classes. So I went to Wal-Mart and bought some stuff and went out to my car to sift through the stuff. I'm parked like super close to the front of the store(this detail will be important later). I'm looking through my stuff I just bought and a cop pulls up behind me. He asks "sir we hve a report of a suspicious looking man in a black hoodie looking through credit cards. Now I'm wearing a black hoodie, and I'm a bit of a nerd and I like to play yugioh and I use to play every Saturday. I had just bought a ton of new cards, and I was sifting through them to figure out what I wanted to keep/trade. It took me a second to realize what the person had actually seen, but I thought it was kinda funny. If I tell the story I tell people I almost got arrested for yugioh. My best guess is some woman or some soccer mom/Karen was coming out of the store and saw a sweaty fat man in a black hoodie looking through shiney cards and assumed they were credit cards. I mean I was as close to the store as you could get without being in a handicap spot.

The one with the guy being the victim and the perp for touching himself was gold

I went to an elite private school. One student constantly overslept because he enjoyed smoking the "devil's lettuce." So, one day, when I am in the Marine Corps I turn a corner and there he is, bigger than life. I asked him how he made the change. He replied that the Marine Corps was a challenge and school wasn't. I didn't keep in contact with him. I am curious if he was able to keep it up.

That car dealership one just reminds me of the entire plot of team fortress where two companies are basically super owned by another and the actual owner just pits him against each other for entertainment

@piss7610

2 жыл бұрын

Actually it's not for their entertainment. Redmond and Blutarch's father hated both of them because of their needless fighting and left them shitty land to share when he died, so the twins fought over it. But when they both died as well they started to fight on getting the other to hell first to outlive them

Even if you have a desert in your uterus, cacti may eventually bloom!

17:16 Thats some real life Among Us shit right there. Sounds fun.

lol that one where the guy was both the victim and the perp had me cracking up.

21:10 is a even bigger plot twist inside the original plot twist

A girl I went to high school with had a tumor on her pituitary gland that was removed. She was told she’d never have children. She never developed breasts, etc. In her early 20s, she was having some really bad back pain. She was pretty overweight. She went to the doctor. Turns out, she was pregnant. She gave birth 3 days later. Miracle child. Healthy and happy.

I got a good one. Me and my 2 sisters found out we had another sister, who is the same age as our mom. . . . . . Our mom and dad are 20 years appart. My mom had me when she was 19/20, my dad was 39/40. They are divorced now, and ironically it wasn't because of this. He had a baby when he was 20 that NONE of us knew about. Even our Grandma had no idea. Our newly added sister's daughter found us on Facebook and it all checks out. So now we have a new sister, 2 nieces and 1 great niece. We met her at her house & she threw us a barbeque party. Now she's a plesent addition to our family holidays. It's very Jerry Springer.

In highschool I was bullied by a girl younger than me for being an autistic lesbian. Constantly would get bullied for being gay by her and her friends. Years later I found out she was also a lesbian and had a girlfriend

18:00 among us but IRL and before it was a game lol.

@agr0nianTV

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

29:56 sounds made almost made up but it’s so wholesome I’m choosing to believe it

Same story like that with john and Nina is how I was born

The story about the couple in their early 40s thinking they were unable to have kids, but then she ended up pregnant; really resonated with me. I am 43 and pregnant with my 3rd child. While it's not the scenario, I have been feeling a little too old lately; and I really like what the op said at the end about life giving us what we need even when we don't realize it. God Bless!

I was in a relationship of sorts starting around the middle of 2020. He had his issues from time to time, but like any sane person I assumed that we'd talked through them when they came up and that everything was fine. Come to find out in December 2020 that when he had moved for his job a couple months earlier, he ended up dating his female roommate without any intention of ever telling me he no longer had feelings for me or ever telling me about her. As far as I know, they're still together. Sigh.

@agr0nianTV

3 жыл бұрын

That's messed up :/ I'm glad you found out, nobody wants to be the backup plan

6:53 that was so wholesome 14:20 sounds like a sitcom situation 29:48 that sounds like something straigh out of a sitcom girl falls in love HARD for her male friend. male friend happens to be gay. male friend has a younger brother who is by all accounts his heterosexual clone. girl marries the brother

Plot twists you say... Back in high school when I was in "Nicholas Nickleby" my family also happen to be going through a hard time. My great grandmother's health was declining and we were expecting to lose her at any moment. I had witnessed her as she had a seizure right in front of me and fell to the floor at my aunt's house. I immediately started to panic not knowing what had just happened. We had also talked about me getting her dog after she passed so when I came home from school one day and saw the dog there I again had a panic attack thinking to myself that's it she's gone but no it was just decided that she wasn't healthy enough to continue caring for the dog so he was moved to my house a little earlier than originally planned. With all of this going on I eventually just started to break down crying back stage during rehearsal. This girl I didn't really know at the time who was also in the play, we had never really spoken before, in fact I was usually too nervous to even talk to girls at all but in this moment I wasn't thinking about that. She saw me crying and came over to check on. Hugged me, let me cry on her shoulder till I finally started to calm down. I still didn't really know that much about her other than she was a nice person who really helped me out when I was going through a hard time. It turns out the girl who had helped me out had her own problems with her own family life... like famously bad problems... there's actually a Life Time movie about her family. Yet she still put her own feelings aside to help some random boy she didn't even know and never asked anything in return. Even after I found out and offered to help her out with anything trying to pay her back for the random act of kindness... she's never asked anything from me. I wish there were more people like that in my life. Another plot twist... we found out that a lot of my great grandmother's medications were counter acting with each other and actually causing a lot of her health problems. None of her doctors had bothered to check the prescriptions she was already taking. They just kept giving her more prescriptions as more and more problems would come up. Once we noticed the "Do not take this medication if you are also taking these other medications" warning labels on the bottles and removed anything that could be counter acting with something else most of her issues cleared up and she lived 3 more years without any further complications. I think that entirely situation may have fucked me up emotionally because I spent so much time having panic attacks and crying while she was still alive that when she finally died for real I didn't even react... I felt generally sad but I never cried... it was like I had gotten out all the tears before she died. Ever since then every time a family member has died I've had no initial reaction, I just turn into a sad blob for a while where I switch between knowing someone is dead but not reacting to it or forgetting that person is dead entirely until someone brings it up again. Then suddenly at the worst possible time imaginable I'll look like a crazy person crying for no reason because someone close to me died months earlier. I'm currently going through that right now... my aunt Donna just passed away last week... totally unexpectedly. My dad just talked to her a few days earlier and she was fine. So I'm currently sitting here being a sad blob as I'm writing this just waiting for that release when the tears finally come and I can get back to my usual dissociation. My whole life is basically a series of plot twists... My mother was in a car accident before I was even born. Her doctors told her that she would never walk, talk, or have kids due to the injuries she sustained in the accident. So the fact that I exist at all is a plot twist.

when my dad was a teen he unknowingly did drugs with a fbi agent who shot his partener

@yourinnerlawyer4035

3 жыл бұрын

.......WHAT?

@audreym3908

3 жыл бұрын

​@Caralena Lindberg Same

@Kaipyro67ALT

3 жыл бұрын

CONTEXT.

@Davis...

3 жыл бұрын

This.... this shit, it's why funerals and laws exist.

The grandfather staying "some guy was in my house" reminded me of my great grandmother My great grandmother lived next door to my grandparents (her son and his wife) I think it was one of those situations where my great grandfather bought the house and empty lot next to it and built another house. Anyway as my great grandmother was getting up j years she kept complaining to my grandfather that she heard someone trying to open her back door sometimes when she was home alone. They thought the was just imagining it as she did start showing dementia like signs around then and was moved in with my grandparents. They sold her house and a few . months after the new people moved in someone broke into the new people's house from the back door

My Mom told me the story of how my Grand-Grandma lived during the time where the third reich invaded Poland (I have polish roots, live now in germany). Her father got taken away and endet up in a Camp in Siberia, where he got deployed by the Soviets as Soldier. He fled and since then, lived in England. The Plot twist: I just got told recently that i have relatives who live in England. He married another women there and got 2 children. Not to forget, in Russia too. My Grand Grandma had 2 brothers, wich were taken to Russia, whille my grandma was everyhwere in Europe escaping Conzentration camps. I only thought i have relatives in Poland (Mothers side) and Italy (Fathers side)

My grandma has the street smarts of Elmo. She didn’t know her husband was active in the war, hired a babysitter for my mom who turned out to be a serial killer, then decided to prove to everyone that she’s a smart independent woman and got a job as a secretary. Her boss was L. Ron Hubbard. I have and will never meet anyone with worse instincts than her.

The legless Nigerian one really got me

@JJKLUVSU

3 жыл бұрын

It caught me off guard 😭

did project about like family history or something, found out teacher was cousin in process

19:00 Was OP's best friend Light Yagami from Death Note by any chance? I mean thats some really strategic and cunning work for a high school student...😂😂

@CarinaCoffee

2 жыл бұрын

I'd have been so freaked out if that had been my best friend oO

21:10 Plot twists intensify.

The biggest twist I've ever seen was when one of my dad's colleagues had to rush his wife (via ambulance) to the hospital for stroke symptoms. They made it in plenty of time for her to be treated but, as he's sitting there with her, the doctor looks at him and says "I think you're having a stroke too." He was immediately admitted and treated. They were very minor/micro strokes, so they were both all right, but for both of them to be admitted in the same hospital at the same time? Anyway, there are way worse places to be when you're having a stroke than literally in the hospital and speaking with a doctor.

This is pretty crazy, but my brother has something that sounds a lot like that "seeing double" eye condition.

@ryuko7239

3 жыл бұрын

What's even more crazy, is that we both have Ryuko profile pictures.

@mrpoopo2320

3 жыл бұрын

What description was given aside from seeing double?

The fact that the actual Reddit thread has a plot twist. The guy commenting that he was the replacement for the guy who worked with his ex.

The engagement party one is so wholesome omg.

IS THAT MY CAT IN THE THUMBS???

21:26 DO NOT PLAY, JUST PAUSE! “Double plot twist”

25:39 The divorce: 100% his fault, it might be altering his personality but it is still his personality The loss of friends: 100% her fault

Biggest Plot Twist: My mum’s name isn’t “Mum”

Dementia grandpa seeing a man in his house before dying, which turns out to be grandma's boyfriend is a creepypasta.

“...ended up with a commute that was from my bed room to my den.” Welcome to the Corona-era!

The killer experiment was freaking amazing, this man's was playing 5d chess with OP

It would be so hard not to punch that grandma in the jaw for making her husband feel and seem crazy for the last few years of his life

Holy shit, as someone from Canberra is tripped me out hearing a story from Canberra. I had to reread it to make sure I heard and read correctly. Awkward story but hey, shoutout to my town haha

In high school. My english class was in a building, that the west wall was almost all glass. Mid-afternoon and you cold see the clouds rolling in. Got very dark. I spoke up, "any second, the lights will go out." Not a minute later, a bolt of lightning struck and knocked out the lights. About 30 seconds later, they came on and the entire class was staring at me.

7:00 I am SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!!

In the first one I thought he was gonna bring a picture of Hitler from WWI

I worked at a small tourist railroad during high school. One engine that I was helping to rebuild was built by the Baldwin Locomotive Works in 1907. This engine pulled the first train that I ever rode, but I felt a personal connection with it and had no idea why. It turns out that I had a distant relative who was a locomotive inspector for Baldwin in the early 1900s, so what I was working on might have been one of the very locomotives that he tested. That engine is now running to this day.

the "Mike" one near the end is impressive.

23:12 Kid on motorbike is "surprised" he has a collision with father.. My bet is dad was following him, decided to run him off road to stop his illicit trip. That's no plot twist; that's just a twisted father.

@Kreschavier

3 жыл бұрын

It says he crashed into his father, not the other way around

@LexipMedia

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kreschavier If his dad had been following him surreptitiously, then moved to cut him off, he would have thought he ran into the father. Remember, the kid was not just swerving all over the road. There has got to be a reason the person he ran into was his father. At least that is how it looks.

That thumbnail is the cutest. Hmm... I learned my grandparents were divorced at 20. They both wore their rings and stayed together despite their rocky relationship. I still, at 40, see them as married 🤷🏻‍♀️

What that grandma did... I think that's illegal, making someone take medication they do not need. That's beyond ice cold, that's fucked up.

7:00 it would have been more plot twist-y if he suddenly said and I am Jon 😂😂

In 8th grade, 2 of my classmates were dating each other. We had to do a project on our families and they found out they were cousins... my teacher made every joke she could for like 5 min. Ironically Fast forward, my now ex is related to them too. Same great grandfather or what not...

This couple I went to church with few years back they both had kids from a previous marriage they got together and got married about a year after they were married they wound up pregnant which surprised both of them because both of them had been fixed for over 10 years

14:00: I just read a story about how someone got upset for doing this (you make me think you forgot my birthday all day and I feel like no one cares and now you suddenly expect me to be happy?"). Some of the commenters agreed that when you think about it, it's actually kind of a crappy thing to do. I have mixed feelings.

18:00 old-school "Among Us".

That english teacher was playing Among Us before it was a thing

The first and last stories were PERFECT bookends.

Love the stolen bank card story

21:25 OMG!!!! *DOUBLE PLOT TWIST!!!*

I used to drink a lot at a topless bar. I took one of the dancers out on a date once, to an indoor soccer match. Few years later, my high school reunion was having a Friday cocktail before the Saturday reunion. There she was at the bar, tall, blonde and very buxom. We talked for a bit. After she left, several puzzled women came up to me. I explained, no she she was younger than us, was married to George, in the class, and I knew her from the topless bar. The look on their faces.

I never finished my Associate degree PLOT TWIST: I'm raising a family of 5 with a ft job after the military

I love the story of the guy robbing himself at the atm

Imagine having a crush on someone only to find out you're long distant cousins

@LexipMedia

3 жыл бұрын

Yah. But 3rd cousins is no big deal.

@ZaeRod

3 жыл бұрын

Happened to my mom lmao

@chickenpermission7016

3 жыл бұрын

Alabama exists lol

@juliagoodwin9510

3 жыл бұрын

*hums Dueling Banjos*

@thedeadd.c.207

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliagoodwin9510 you're a fucking Legend.

*that cat's expression in the thumbnail is everything* 😂😂😂

>kid spend time catering to friends and people who had experienced trauma but hadn't experienced anything and was sheltered and well cared for. >then within 10-15 minutes one day witnesses a violent health attack of sole caregiver paret and ends up nearly homeless. >ends up with ptsd. Worked out in the end but. biggest plot twist I witnessed. oh, apart from being diagnosed at 14 with arthritis and finding out that not all arthritis' descriminate based off of age.

11:24 Bob is a really good guy 21:25 Wow super small world These were quite the plot twists

I also live in Canberra. It the capacity of Australia and the biggest industrial is working for the Government, working for government contank or cafe and bar worker. It only has population over 400000.

@xtremefps_

3 жыл бұрын

Bigger than everywhere I've ever lived combined.

Ooooh, there's this really good one I heard from a lady working at a thrift store. My mom noticed that she and the thrift store lady had the same name (let's say the name is Mary). The lady goes on to tell us that she was adopted when she was a baby by a couple who actually named her Mary. Years later, she finds out that she has a twin sister, who was also adopted as a baby, and guess what that couple named her? Mary. Another thing she mentioned was that she and her husband ended up getting married on the same day her twin sister and her husband got married, and their husbands had the exact same name! And I think she might have said that their adoptive parents had the same name, but I don't know. That would definitely make it so much crazier. So she has a twin sister, was separated at birth, and meets up with her years later to find out they basically have the same life. I remember mentioning how it sounded like a Hallmark movie waiting to make it to TV. Another one happened to me personally, but it's not that crazy. I'm in college with no job, and I'm trying to earn some extra money to pay for an emergency expense. I ask some classmates in my favorite class if they wanted to pay me to do artwork for them, and one older lady decides to commission me to paint her son and her dog. A little while later, I run into her and talk about the commission, how it's going, as well as other random stuff (I offhandedly mention that my mom is a teacher, which will come up later). Eventually she says she has to leave to pick up her son from school. She says the name of the school, and I recognize it as the private school my mom works at. So I tell her, and she asks what she teaches. I say second grade. She gets this shocked look on her face for a second, then asks who my mom is. I say, "Mrs. Mills." Her eyes widen, mouth opens in shock, and then she says, "Your mom is my son's teacher." It's not that big of a plot twist, but I remember not being able to speak besides saying, "No way" over and over again, like seven times before I could actually say anything else. Not only was I sharing a class with one of my mom's students' mother, but I was also painting one of her students. What makes that even funnier is my mom was going to pick me up, and once I got home I was going to ask her if she recognized the boy in the picture, and then reveal it to her. Turns out, she picked me up just a few minutes later, so we went down to the bookstore to get some extra things, and my classmate was also in there. So she noticed my mom and said, "Hi, Mrs. Mills!" My mom was obviously shocked to hear that her student's mom went to school here, but even more shocked to hear that I was painting her son. I had told her about the commission and who commissioned me, but the name didn't register because it was always his father that spoke with her and did everything. And I keep thinking, if I hadn't run into her before, that would have been an even crazier reveal, lol

This happened to my granddad when he was in the army. He had a this friend in his unit called Wicked-Willie (I think). Willie was this dodgy character who could get you anything so long as you didn't ask questions. Well, one day, granddad's brother who was also in the army gets into a car accident where the driver died. Granddad immediately requested to see his brother and the request was granted. Bare in mind they were twins, and being in the army was the first time they were ever apart, as they were put into different units. His brother was okay but he was worried as he couldn't find his boots. (in the army, your uniform is important, especially the boots.) Granddad promised to find the boots for his brother and left. Later that day in the barracks Granddad was changing in the lockers with Wicked-Willie. Granddad happens to look over and what does he see in Willie's locker....a pair of army boots. After some back and forth Granddad figured out that it was his brother's boots which Willie somehow stole after the accident. Granddad beats the crap out of Willie and takes back the boots. The next day he gave his brother back his boots. He was angry at the time but Granddad laughs with tears in his eyes every time he tells this story.

19:06 that’s not a bored rich guy that’s a smart rich guy . Great advertisement for each of his businesses

Damn bro the senile grandpa one is super sad . Grandma couldn’t even wait until he passed and Every one just thought he was crazy FUCKIN HEARTBREAKING 💔

I wrote on a paper “plot” then I twisted it

@osheridan

3 жыл бұрын

*Your genius scares me*

That last story is infinity level feel good wholesome

Is the secret killer like a live action among us?

> We are living in Florida That's all you need to say.

My father is my uncle based on a technicality, since my mom's cousin married into my father's family. And my mother is technically my aunt.

@The_-_-

2 жыл бұрын

This is like the most incest sounding thing that isn’t actually incestuous

11:23 is HILARIOUS HAHA

I figured out at a bar talking to a random girl that her boyfriend was cheating on her with me 😐

That day you find out you not only lost your grand father, but your grand mother is now also dead to you...

Sad story about the older woman and her husband. Kathy B.

These people's lives seem so much more to exciting than mine Edit: I mean, I got very overly excited when I finally fixed my diffuser, so...

20:10 amusing plot twist and cool comment.