A new worker we had once noticed I was wearing a watch, and went into a twenty minute long monologue about how he would also like to wear a watch, but his body produced an EMP field that destroyed electronics.

@mfknkaren

Жыл бұрын

I dont think he meant EMP. LOLOLOL

@SuperHGB

Жыл бұрын

it's funny cus mechanical watches are not electronic so he could use them

@mrkazman

Жыл бұрын

Should have called him on his mobile to explain that it was an electronic device that hadn't been destroyed

@anonmouse15

Жыл бұрын

@@mrkazman Good idea, but I just stared incredulously at him and made non-commital noises instead.

@Hiraeth_Nightshade

Жыл бұрын

@@anonmouse15 *confused noises*

Knew a guy who, when I met him, had been an Air Force Load Master. But everything he saw in a movie or video game he added to his ever-growing list of accomplishments. In the end, he was a sniper and assassin who had traveled on foot across Africa to take out his target, was a Special Forces operative, and not only was fighting the War on Terror before 9/11, but somehow held a high security clearance and was constantly on call to be deployed at any time for special missions despite being discharged over a decade before. The breaking point for me was when our mutual friend was celebrating his birthday at the same time the Boston Marathon Bombing happened; sniper/assassin was the only one to not show up, claiming that he had been notified that he would be needed in Boston ASAP to assist in the operation. When my buddy checked on him later he was just hanging out at home.

@ActivistVictor

Жыл бұрын

Sounds more like a bullshitter than a truly delusional personal. Don’t get me wrong though, those types are so annoying

@Punchi7

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god i would've died of embarrassment

@ArcanineEspeon

Жыл бұрын

Everything he ever saw in a video game? Please tell me he played Pokémon...or any JRPG, or fantasy Nintendo game, or fantasy anything for that matter.

I had a friend who was diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder. As is unfortunately common among people with this kind of disorder, he struggled to take his medication. He had many delusions, including a falsified romantic relationship between us. This led to mild stalking behavior (nothing super scary or dangerous) until I moved states (move unrelated to him). I hope that he has the support he needs to live a fulfilling life.

I was hospitalized after an unalive attempt (don't ever be afraid to ask for help if you're in that same situation!! I'm living proof it gets better!!) and a fellow of 60 there told me all about how _Dr. Who_ was about him after the writers spied on his life for years and how he "married" Taylor Swift when she made fleeting eye contact w/him at her concert. All the media coverage about her was to divert attention from him, and they were planning on starting their family. It was weird at first, but as I realized he believed everything...fck schizophrenia.

@PistonAvatarGuy

Жыл бұрын

" I'm living proof it gets better!!" Lol, I'm living proof that it doesn't. Everything got much, MUCH worse for me.

@zeroexea

Жыл бұрын

Well at least he's having a good time with his schizophrenia. They're far worse situations to be in with schizophrenia then marrying Taylor Swift and being Doctor Who.

@PistonAvatarGuy

Жыл бұрын

@@zeroexea Attempt and fail.

@PistonAvatarGuy

Жыл бұрын

@@zeroexea Why would you assume that I sucked at life?

@PistonAvatarGuy

Жыл бұрын

@@zeroexea Why would you think that I don't know what I enjoy and care about? Why would you think that I haven't been pursuing those things to the maximum extent of my ability? If I suck at life, I didn't make myself that way, that's just how I am. Are you saying that God made me in a way that he despises so that I'll be tortured for all eternity?

The local meth head couple who won on a scratch lottery ticket. About $150.000. Both quit their jobs to live of that money. They believed it would last forever. 4 months later they were looking for work again. Cars, clothes and drugs drained that entire amount.

@KnakuanaRka

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, some people just have no clue how to manage their money.

In the 80's my girlfriend (who was 19 at the time) lived in an apartment above a man name Charlie in his 70's. Charlie was constantly hitting on her. I ended up going to his apartment many times to help him with stuff. He insisted he was a Beatnik. Nevermind the fact that beats never called themselves beatniks, and hadn't existed for 30 years. He listened to old jazz records all day long, but didn't know anything about jazz. He would buy any random record by some unknown musician in the jazz section and think it was some sort of classic. He had written a short story that had been rejected by every magazin on earth and it was a real shame because it was a great story and would really change people's lives if they ever read it. He described it this way: "It's a Christmas story about a little blind boy and a little blind girl." He was working on a new story which would be "An Easter story about a little deaf boy and little deaf girl."

I had a buddy who was also a compulsive liar. My favorite story from him, and one I finally called him out on was how he and some dudes he knew blew up a gas station. Y'see, he never got in trouble for it because one of them died, and they just blamed him for it all. I'm like no, dude. That shit didn't happen, but he stuck by it for a minute. But like, dude, a gas station blows up, a kid dies, and it doesn't make even load news? Fuck off.

@lizzieball3795

Жыл бұрын

A guy I dated in the late 1980's-1990's used to lie about everything, as far as I could tell. Except his name. A few years ago I googled his last name for some reason. The first Google result was a dictionary definition. His last name, means liar. 😳His last name was Palter.

@DanPantzig

Жыл бұрын

@@lizzieball3795 plz tell me his full name is Walter Palter

A good friend of mine thought she was the secret crush of this pretty well known indie singer in our country that keeps hinting his interest in her through his instagram posts, stories, and songs. She goes on about how his captions/lyrics has always corresponds to what she's feeling, hinting at her appearance, that his song has her voice message in it (yes, she did send her VM but the song itself has countless VMs from his fans and I didn't know if I even heard her message being played) and so on. One time she even told me that *she thinks* one of his song was especially made for her, and I just laugh thinking it was a joke. But I noticed that this girl was not right in her head because normally if you have a crush on someone, you would at least have had a small conversation with them and/or some private interaction, right? Well, this girl had never even got any DM or anything from him and she was left unread by him (again, he's a pretty big name in the industry and my friend is just an average college girl with a strict religious background that already worlds apart from the guy's life). The turning point of this long train of delusion is when the guy has had a collaboration with this one female singer and as any musician do, posts their picture together to promote it. All hell breaks loose as she texted me in the middle of the night telling how she's back to her lowest point in love because of him, and that the female singer has become close to his mother (again, the only 'interaction' is through her looking at their instagram posts). At that time I said enough is enough and I blatantly told her that if there has been no one-on-one interaction between guy and her, then this whole crush thing was never a thing since the beginning. Heck, I even told her that he probably didn't know she even exists in this world. Friend finally snapped out of it after our other friends told her the exact same thing about her delusion towards him.

@Jubsieboo

Жыл бұрын

Is her name Anna?

@Jubsieboo

Жыл бұрын

Is her name Anna?

@KYCDK

Жыл бұрын

how did she snap out of it? i wish i could have seen that

@gwencatz2483

Жыл бұрын

I'm shocked how often people have this assumption/delusion of OTHER PEOPLE having a crush on them. Not like they don't want to admit their crush and so defensively go "I don't have a crush, it's the other way around!" Nah. People legit stess themselves out thinking other people are obsessed with them and get a surprise Pikachu face when it turns out that person couldn't care less.

A guy I knew for 10 years had big plans on starting a group of people to wake them up from The Matrix. Several months ago he renounced his citizenship and went to Albania. He called me 2 weeks later telling me that Albania didn't work out. He's now back in the US. Ever since then I haven't heard from him since, but I hope he's doing well.

@anonmouse15

Жыл бұрын

Did he know how to speak any Albanian?

@alanh.7668

Жыл бұрын

He aint doing well.Call it a hunch.🤷‍♂

@zeynabbbb

Жыл бұрын

lemme guess, was he on of Tate's fanboys?

@Ben_the_Rosafan

Жыл бұрын

Never ever EVER renounce your citizenship unless you already have another one to fall back on.

As Joseph Stalin once said, “everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse it”

@totallynotalpharius2283

10 ай бұрын

Trotsky said that not Stalin

@alecmagill5337

10 ай бұрын

@@totallynotalpharius2283 everywhere I’ve seen it it’s attributed to Stalin

@craigroaring

6 ай бұрын

The existence of propaganda implies that stupidity is encouraged.

3:15 another thing about Karma, Karma comes from Hindu and basically means, that if you do good in your current life, you will be reborn as maybe a rich person in your next life, and if you do bad, you get reborn as some animal. Most people use "Karma" wrong, because it only affects you in your next life, not in about 3 buisness days

Like a year or two ago, I met this one girl at youth group, she seemed nice, so I tried becoming friends with her, after a few days she told me she was a witch I was like uhhhh ok and then said and I quote “I’m actually the daughter of hades and I have special powers, that means i can make people have *accidents* if I want them to” and that she can ADD ME TO HER SHRINE OF HADES “all you have to do is a blood ritual to get powers” so I was like ehehe no thanks and I told the youth leader and she isn’t allowed back 💀

I had a friend who was delusional and hard-headed we were both addicts but he's doing better than I am because the delusion and hard-headedness makes him not want to give up or listen to people when they told him he can't do something.

@KYCDK

Жыл бұрын

joke?

@Gamemaster-64

Жыл бұрын

Tell him he can't be president(or whatever leader if not US)

“Guess whose going to heck for pride? My aunt, my mom” made me laugh

@karencahill4798

Жыл бұрын

So sweet and Funny. I love it. Heck doesn’t sound so bad..It’s okay to call it by its real name, Hell. Now, that will get someone’s attention.💕

Probably the immortal guy who declared he had be crowned king of kings in the secret catacombs of a restaurant that had never opened in a Midwest town. Virgin Mary reincarnated as a child guided him through the catacombs to meet with Jesus, Saddam Hussain and a 10 year old boy who were all reincarnated god like him. They gave him a ring of power to control the hearts and minds of men but he will never use it until the apocalypse comes. He also made it through the ice wall and fathered 4 children one to each of the 4 races that live beyond flat Earth's ice wall (he found a door when he went for a walk). He can see the statue of liberty with binoculars from his house in South Dakota so that proves the earth is flat. No he can't show you because you'd just lie. It keeps going.

A former friend of mine became incredibly radicalized when the George Floyd protests began. Like, she straight up dropped everything and focused all her attention on this, even pulling the "with me or against me" card on me when I tried calling her out. A textbook definition of an extremist. The worst to me was when she tried to counter a point I made by linking me an article to what is very clearly a satirical wiki site (Liberapedia, I think?). Later on, she would ban me from her Discord server for sharing artwork of a police officer character I liked, not at all trying to make a statement, just wanted to share some art I really liked. Even the mod who had to ban me thought it was BS. I've cut ties with her since, and it's for the best.

knew a kid who thought he was a cartoon character. I told him that he should go get help because of that; he told my friends and they sided with him. Needless to say, I am not friends with them anymore

"Hey, Dad, instead of buying a house for $1 million and then selling it to me for $300k...just give me the $700k you would be lighting on fire."

@semperinfidel2115

Жыл бұрын

That, simply, is not done.

@Nique0920

Жыл бұрын

The house will not lost its value on the market so he’s basically gifting his son 700k

Had a guy I knew from special Ed classes who was going on about how he was going to marry someone he had just talked to a few times and I think was in a relationship. I also think he legit thought he was a werewolf

My ex wanted us to have six kids because all we'd have to do then is just work part time jobs...that the government would give us enough food, medical and money assistance to survive. Did everything...and I mean everything to try and convince me this would be a great way to live. 😒

@rumooooni

Жыл бұрын

Did you do it or believed him? If not thank god you got away!

@melaniemills4505

Жыл бұрын

@rumonimoniquic989 ...oh hell no...had three kids and was done as far as I was concerned. Ex tried to convince me to reverse my tubal ligation because it was his "conjugal right" for him to have as many kids as possible. Told him that having another baby could possibly kill me. He said that if I genuinely loved him I'd be willing to risk it. Well I left in 1987. Today I'm financially secure with a common law husband who's the love of my life and my ex is a homeless bum living in the worst section of Toledo Ohio. Karma is truly a bitch. 🙂

@SunnyHomeVideos

Жыл бұрын

Have kids because you want to be a loving parent not to make money off them.

@melaniemills4505

Жыл бұрын

@SunnyHomeVideos ...exactally...basically his sister found her a loser to live with and this is what they ended up doing. They had six kids on public assistance. Neither one had a job...just lived off the kids. Sadly, one of the children was born with a disability so the mother cared for him at home and got paid by the state for doing so...they were both what I called "professional bums"...if there was any way to screw the system or get something for nothing, they knew how to do it. 😒

@KYCDK

Жыл бұрын

​@@melaniemills4505 in another comment you said hes homeless. did the mother move out and take the kids?

Probably this dude I met once or twice that used to live in an apartment a couple doors down from mine. This was years ago but I remember him clearly because he was so strange. He went by the name Miami, and I’m not sure if that was his given name or a nickname, but that’s the only one I ever heard anyone call him by. He definitely had OCD. I would always know when he came home from work because he would get out of his car, then open and close the driver side door forcefully about 10-16 times or so and then check the locks. Then check them again five or six times. I don’t remember the exact numbers but it was obsessive as hell. Then he would go up the stairs to his apartment door and do basically the exact same process with that one too. A couple of times he showed up to parties I was also attending. That’s how I learned that the man uses Listerine instead of water in his, ahem, tobacco water pipe. He says it’s because he likes the minty taste, it blunts a lot of the sting, and it kills any bacteria in the pipe. I think the reasoning is mostly sound except for the fact you’re breathing in straight menthol and who knows what else in concentrations that might be pretty bad to inhale deeply. I’m sure that rabbit hole went deeper, but I intentionally avoided the guy. Seemed like he was in a bad place and kind of unstable. Not sure what happened to him after I moved out, I hope he got help. I really should have done something to help him.

Former coworker of mine claimed to be a fantastic driver. Guy got into 4 wrecks in one year and will go about 90 mph in a parking lot.

Some of these stories are straight-up disorders, but many others suggest they're rooted primarily in social class and ignorance regarding responsibility. While it is sorrowful observing cases of those whose broken minds never allowed them a chance, this mingles with frustration for those whose selfishness numb their minds to understand or atrophies their capabilities to act. They're different forms of torture from the same struggle with identity, perhaps. Not to promote stereotyping, but sometimes one must evaluate _what_ someone is before considering _who_ someone is, because the _what_ might be the ruling forces driving their behaviors and mentality to dictate who they are. Always have compassion to give gracious help, but limit trust in those who are limited to being _what_ they are. Such persons are a liability waiting, consciously or not, for a ripening opportunity to exploit you.

The one about the bible supporting flat earth is absurd. Isaiah 40:22 mentions “the circle of the earth”, and Job 26:7 mentions “suspending the earth over nothing”. So yeah lol it triggered me 😅

similar experience to the story at 14:42. A friend who was a few years younger said he wanted our group to go on a road trip. Ok cool, where? .....Doesn't matter let's just drive. Who's driving?... I don't have a car, (so either myself or our other friend) OK, lets' plan a trip... nope let's leave tomorrow. OK X and I have full-time jobs....Get new ones when we get back. Obviously, we didn't go, and he grumbled about it for a few months afterward. I'm convinced at the time, he would watch movies and think that was how life was SUPPOSED to be. Thankfully since then, he's gotten full-time job with some responsibilities and it has opened his eyes to reality.

Oh lord if I were the OP in that one story... "If "God Provides" you either need to start worshipping me or move into a church!"

"believed he was the son of god and robbed a bank so he could give the money to the homeless in the city we live in" damn bro got the chaotic good alignment 💀

I guess the hipster who opened a restaurant across from one of mine and claimed he was going to run me out of business and i quote "i will own you fancy house and car " he apparently struggles to stay afloat, cant imagine why a vegan hipster restaurant would succeed when you put it across from another restaurant that a slow day is the restaurant being 70% capacity.

Heck no you do not go off your meds when you're bipolar

A guy in my diesel mechanics class who thinks he can do absolutely anything. I put a cold air intake on my truck and he said it would make it less efficient (spoiler alert, he was wrong because physics). He still has a license even though he's gone through 2 cars in a year and a half. His arms are skinny but he threatens to beat people up. Needless to say, he's gained the rank of chihuahua in my class.

@MysticMorigan1998

Жыл бұрын

He's gonna get beaten up by the wrong person one day

@Professional_FunHaver

Жыл бұрын

@@MysticMorigan1998 that's what I said to him. I told him "one day, you’re gonna say something to the wrong person and get the shit beaten outta you. And you'll probably deserve it."

@jakenokken7245

Жыл бұрын

Hey off topic but how do you like diesel mechanics? I'm asking because it's a field I want to go into.

@Professional_FunHaver

Жыл бұрын

@@jakenokken7245 it's pretty good. The people can be shit, especially if you're a woman in STEM like me.

When I was obese, I always believed I only needed like 10 lbs of pinchable fat to lose to see my abs. Yeah, turned out I needed to append one zero at the end to that number...

@iggoth

Жыл бұрын

mood

@snicklestudy6309

Жыл бұрын

I swear the mirror lied to me all the way up to 240. What the hell was WITH that? I'm better now, but its VERY strange how that happens.

TW: blood. An old coworker had, not zero first aid knowledge, but was severely lacking in them. He had an engineering degree, so he was by no means stupid, but his first day on the job he didn't understand the cut away from yourself with the razor sharp blade rule and sliced his hand open. Here's where the first aid comes into play. He understood that he needed to wash the wound so it wouldn't get infected, but he didn't understand why he needed to put pressure on it, or a bandaid. He stood at the sink opening and closing the wound on his hand from washing it, watching as more and more blood leaked out of it until he passed out from blood loss. A small, manageable, cut landed him a trip to the ER and a blood transfusion. He also struggled with car maintenance. We had to teach him how to check the dipstick to see if he needed an oil change, and tell him that you have to drain the old oil out before you put the new oil in. He had been pouring new oil in since he bought his car. People who didn't hear his stories remember him for being an engineer, I remember him for all the almost heart attacks I got listening to him try to explain simple every day things.

I am the most delusional person that I know. I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, I'm fruitier than Fruit Loops and I'll go snap crackle pop on someone lol

@GipsyDangerfan

Жыл бұрын

You sure you're not fruitier than Fruit Loops and Fruity Pebbles combined?

To answer this, I got a cousin who is actually beyond delusional. Seriously, the things I can say about him would be enough to have you question life. But since I don't have a reddit, my best bet is to tell you that the first story of the video describes a fraction of how delusional he is

@Richieblueeyez88

Жыл бұрын

So is my mother it fuking drives me bonkers, she just last week asked me who was paying u to ask me that question, mind u I asked her were she was she's 80 said she's in hiding at a safe house cuz of my dad's abuse he's not abusive. So someone is paying me to ask her that question FUCK

@dreajack4123

Жыл бұрын

@@Richieblueeyez88 dang, I'm sorry you have to go through that

@Richieblueeyez88

Жыл бұрын

@@dreajack4123 thank u

Someone told me once that Barney was a purple dragon. I wish I was joking

My friend. Met him thru Uber on my way to a tattoo appointment and we decided to take an impulse trip to Dallas a couple hours away. (had a great time and met Oliver Peck from Ink Master). Well. He gets on these drunk tirades and I choose to ignore his texts when he's plastered. I remember once he called me and told me weird shit about how he was gonna die because someone was following him and allegedly he said something to his GF that "got her killed" when she actually passed away from a seizure. Then went on about the government watching our phones and the KGB. Apparently someone in the drive thru is a spy and is trying to check us out? I have no freaking idea. I kinda drowned it out because it was the butt crack of dawn and I got no sleep that night. He has autism but I have a weird feeling he was doing some shit way before I met him. I mean he's a nice dude but still he concerns me.

I had a friend that told me that they were able to see into the future of people and that they even worked with the FBI to solve cases, also that they where in a secret relationship with a good looking cousin and other very weird situations.

My mother believes her Great Aunt was a witch. Like an actual witch. That she could take pain and ailments from people, or make things happen to them. One story she loves to tell is that this woman took a poultice of herbs and wrapped it around a man's abdomen. He had bowel cancer and the doctors said he was going to need surgery. A week later, he came back and the poultice was rancid and black and when the guy went back to the doctor, they couldn't find he cancer. Or another story that this woman kept bees, and when my mom was a kid, the queen of one of the hives died. So she took my mom to another part of the state to get a new queen. She rubbed her hand in her armpit and held the hand out and a bee flew into the hand, and then she spit chewing tobacco on the bee and put it in a jar and that bee became the new hive queen. The thing is, my mom was the youngest of her siblings, two of them were already having kids by the time she was born. According to them, that great aunt never had bees that they knew of, and mom was maybe 3 when the woman died. She cooked and baked for the local church and in turn the community kept her house in order and brought her what all they wanted made. She very rarely went anywhere other than her house and that church because somebody had to take her places.

@erinnichols4866

Жыл бұрын

Not witchcraft friendly?

@sketchiscribblr8285

Жыл бұрын

@@erinnichols4866 Ive never been a particularly strong believer in it, but I dont really have anything against people that are. its just not my business. my issue is with the idea that she knew anything about a woman that died before she was toilet trained, beyond stories shared by other family members. and all of them that I've met and asked about it agreed that shes full of shit about these stories about this great aunt. as far away as that woman lived from them, mom would have seen probably only met her once or twice on christmas and/or easter according to the people that had a chance to actually get to know her, she lived alone after her husband passed with her dogs and her chickens and baked and sewed a lot to pass her time. this was the bible belt in the 50s, I think *_she_* wouldnt have been very witchcraft friendly.

@melissacooper8724

Жыл бұрын

I wonder where she came up with those stories about her great aunt that she barely knew?

I have a cousin who pulled the same BS telling me I messed up my freshman year of college(I was admitted for severe mental illness). I came back with "at least I didn't drink away my first year and get a DUI" Haven't spoken to him since.

My cousin. She does stupid sh!t regularly. She hitchhiked a ride from an unknown person at 10pm to come see me and my girlfriend even tho we told her we wanted to be alone. (Our country is relatively safe but I think that not a good idea no matter where you live) She lost her virginity to her then-boyfriend at 13. Without protection. Denied she could get pregnant or any other issues because “they didn’t do it that long” After she lost her virginity she’s had regular flings (mind you she was 13 she’s now 16) with random older dudes (around 15-18+) when we try to tell her that it’s dangerous and these dudes are up to no good she denies everything saying “she knows them better” (even tho she may have met them a couple days/ a week prior) She’s been smoking daily since she was 13 and she gets either drunk or high every weekend. She implied I should forgive my abuser because “she forgave hers” (context: we both had alcoholic father figures but while she didn’t have to see her dad more than couple times a year I had to see my then-stepdad nearly every month. Not to mention her dad is now sober, mine is still as alcoholic and abusive as back then.) Once she tried to flex on her friends by riding her motorbike, drunk, without her license. My stepdad and mom put a stop to that because her parents don’t care. She refused help because in her words “i dont need help because I’m not a re****” I took that personally because she said it after my recommendation. I’m not on terms with her for obvious reasons. It’s pretty much by dumb luck that she’s alive today. I’m not blaming anyone if you don’t believe these because wtf? But all of these instances are on some form of records. I have a way lot more stories about her and her shenanigans..

@factperson179

Жыл бұрын

Well I'm here so when a story crosses your mind, come back here please

0:41 this is how i play D&D

I could have definitely put my dad on here 😂😂😂

The delusional one was me, growing up I always had to be the center of attention, classic kid stuff just cranked up to 11. I would lie about everything, or at least try to since all my lies had some sort of weird fantastical twist or plot. I would make stuff up to see people's reactions, even went through an entire phase where I legitimately thought i was Link from The Legend of zelda 😅I would run around with pot lids and anything that vaguely looked like a sword and make the sound effects from the games with my mouth. Every week, every month would be some weird new fantasy. Though life has a way of smashing your face in with reality, at least for some people, after some rather serious personal events i just kinda clicked over night, though not all as lost as i was able to take up creative writing as a hobby, and now have the freedom to be as weird and goofy as i wanna be. Sometimes though i wish I could see the world through the eyes of my old child self...

My crazy neighbor had a blow up sex doll as his girlfriend. He would take her for rides in his truck, watch tv with her and, more worrying, have knock down drag out fights and arguments with her. He also thought people were landing airplanes in his grain fields. He set huge bear traps to catch the trespassers. When he told me about the traps I called the RCMP and they went in and removed the traps. He died when his old house caught fire.

The girl with the carbon dating wasn't totally wrong. I think it's far more inaccurate than we realize at this point.

5:24 I think that's the vrchat bounty hunter guy.

My brother is 5’8” and his ex is 5’3” and he is convinced his child is going to be 6’8”. He is an average size seven year old. He also believe his child has a six pack and all of the other kids are afraid of him…he doesn’t.

My FIL thinks he's going to open an antique shop and make bank, but all he does is go to storage room auctions, buys old shit no one wants and fills up his own storage units. He's on his second one now. He's nearly in his 60s, drinks like a fish and basically lives off hotdogs and ramen noodles.

I had a neighbor girl who was incredibly sheltered and maladapted to not only the "real world" but reality itself. I never knew the extent of it until she told me she had a dream about a guy in her class and asked me "what do you think it means to him?" I thought she was asking me to interpret her dream or had told him about it but nope! She hadn't asked him, nor think he caused her dream, or "not intentionally." She was interpreting her dream as another form of reality, but acknowledged that dreams are affected by our waking life so, naturally, this meant he had feelings for her. You read that right. The guy wasn't even doing anything in her dream, he was just in the background but she thought this meant he was obsessed with her and she didn't know whether to reject his "confession" or not. There was another time when another friend who had moved out came over to visit and Neighbor Girl, after just meeting them, thought it appropriate to show a picture of a dead girl. Yeah. She wasn't trying to be "edgy" or anything. She was just scrolling on her phone, gasped, and immediately shoved her phone in our face and was like "Look! This is on my feed right now! How could someone post this??" with ZERO self-awareness. I wonder how she's doing sometimes

That's gotta be myself.

Met a guy who was a student about 3 years after dropping out. Then he was a writer who had never published anything. Then he was a politician (he was the candidate in a 5th-tier political party once) he remained a "politician" for another couple of years before he eventually was committed to a mental institution. This would be a story of pity if the guy wasn't such an insufferable prick the entire time. The dude would hang out at the Starbucks inside the university he dropped out of for like 10 hours a week wearing a scarf and trying to impress 19-year-old first years well into his 30s. Of the 8 years, I knew him I think he worked a grand total of 1 part-time job for maybe 3 months. Moaned about the working class not supporting his art and inflicting poverty on his tortured indigo mind.

Are you kidding? The question should be who's the nicest, most levelheaded, person I've known. That would be simpler.

My parents thinking I'll amount to something

"Why didnt you take this up with your accountant, PERSON WHO COULD AFFORD VISITING AN ACCOUNTANT ONE TIME FOR $125 MORE THAN HE COULD AFFORD DUMPING $2K" is this an example of the poster being the delusional one?

the one girl said there`s tracking devices in her teeth and killed herself several days after that ... dang! it`s so unexpected!

4:22? J-Jessi?!

Madness is not pure error it is natures dissatisfaction with genius?!? A bar

My father, my ex stepfather. I could spent many examples, but you’re just two, one from each. My father, I have a rare, genetic condition that, those scientist know a very great deal about it even though the Jean was not isolated until 2002 and the syndrome been recognized since roughly 1946/1948, there has been no cure for it, yet. Every single time I go to a medical appointment with any of my specialist Dad thinks it somehow, miraculously, suddenly find a cure. He also wants me to be treated like some special anomaly, I don’t feel all that special. I’m just doing what I can with what I’ve been dealt. My stepfather is the more generic version of delusional, thought he was OK to drive to go and get pizza when he was so drunk, if I had walked in the room, I could’ve probably smelled it on him. Was also acting like an overgrown toddler, but that’s the story for another day. Also, I will not eat a dish called chicken divan. My mother has more stories.

6:05 i had an ex like that! Guy is a psychopath, I swear I think someday I’ll see him on the evening news for doing something terrible

Unaware vs delusional

People who don’t believe that in Australia the poop actually falls up and back into the butts.

@topkek996

Жыл бұрын

You believe in australia? Wake up sheeple!

17:22 Your honor, my client is not an offender... He's just Hispanic.

The uncle with a billion dollars. The most delusional thing about him was thinking that X-Men Origins was a good film.

The 60 year old guy is actually not that delusional.

Toss up between my mother and my little brother. Both are pathological liars and both believe their lies and verbally attack anyone that dont believe them.

Love the way he pronounces bipolar; bip-ler.

"He tried to break into my apartment to 'apologize to me' and tried to convince my partner I was unstable and making rash choices" So many men do this it isn't even funny. Yes, alot of women do abusive shit post-breakup but I feel like women more often go for vindictive revenge, whereas men will literally break into their ex-girlfriends homes and still think they're the ones who are victims in the situation, because the possessiveness and entitlement is so baked in. Please teach your kids who are old enough or almost old enough to date that when someone dumps them [or rejects them], that's it. You HAVE to accept it and move on, or youll proceed to make everything harder for everybody-- especially including yourself.

Damn some are actually relatable 😅

Those people who think that masks are useless in a pandemic

@DuchessofEarlGrey

Жыл бұрын

Once the mandate lifted, I got a cold.

@_JustAnotherKid__

Жыл бұрын

2020: Wore a mask to not get Covid 2023: *Wears a mask to avoid smelling people’s breath*

@debymello4756

Жыл бұрын

Or that they work throught a force fied summoned by the cloth instead of by the cloth blocking the air. Honestly angrier at people wearing their masks wrong than not wearing at all. At least they weren't pretending to be right

@DuchessofEarlGrey

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@@debymello4756 Although you had to laugh at least a little at those who cut a hole in the mask to breathe easier.

@debymello4756

Жыл бұрын

@@DuchessofEarlGrey nah, just wanted to drag them to the local seamtress to get the holes sewed closed

My daughter 😢 one night as I sat with her older brother ( she was 15 he was 18 ) there was a serious knock on the door late at night. I was so scared I had my 6’4” son answer it. It was the police ! They asked if my daughter N was home and I said ‘ yes she’s in her room ‘ but they stopped me to advise they had her in the back of the police car! When I told them to bring her in they refused saying she was 15 and could do what she likes and wanted to go home with her boyfriends mother who was currently in the police car with her! Wtf. ( had never met the woman but had heard she dealt drugs ) my daughter alleged I had just walked into her room and punched her in the jaw ( never happened ) my son who had been in the room with me since N had gone to bed ( & clearly sneaked out ) witnessed I had never left the room. I could hear N wailing in the back of the police car. They left with her. She came home high as a kite and got some clothes but eventually came home day 3 still adamant I’d hit her. As a small town put her on a plane back to her father. A doctor visit with me confirmed she needed a psychiatrist but once she arrived her dad wouldn’t allow treatment! She is now 31 and I visited her for the birth of her first baby. I’m very wary of her and ensure I’m never left alone with her. Unfortunately for the first time in 15 years we were alone together: we had a discussion which led with her regurgitating my break up with her father 28 years ago ???? I didn’t think much about it. It wasn’t a pleasant encounter but thought’ I’m going home in a few days ‘ - 3 months later over the phone she asked when I was going to apologise and I had to ask what for? Seems apparently, I attacked her and I spat in her face. ( none of that happened either ) when I very delicately tried to say that it never happened, she screamed “ I’m sick of everyone, telling me on delusional. “ and hung up 😮

0:40 This man's plan was to be Bel-Ami.

Scary and sad those whom we are cohabiting with. Yikes!

The guy who thinks that Australia is fake.

What is the music used in thd background

The most delusional person we all know of: George Santos (or whatever his name is).

You can see and here the joy he has #freetopg

Dont they have some checkups at army for people like him?

"Video killed the radio star"

My mother was definitely and still is the most delusional person in the world

Haha secretary says good morning..um so is OP's brother named Beavis by any chance?...and that one about the family that said God will provide..yeah my pastor would tell him God provided you a job and you didn't take it?

My gma. She was a hypochondriac (? May be using the wrong mental illness) she would tell people she had all sorts of diseases for sympathy and attention. She was also obsessed with my sister who was born without an arm because she though my sister was perfect

@factperson179

Жыл бұрын

Sounds more narcissistic and attention seeking to me

How did the guy that charged the cops with a sword not get shot and only taste?!

Logen Paul

I see people who run this channel know Дом 2. The dude from thumbnail is from that Russian reality tv show from 2000s 😑 just the thought of it makes me wanna wash my eyeballs with soap.

My wife 🤣🤣🤣

Ice junkies, the religious, the patriotic

I had a neighbor who was really heavy into multiple types of drugs. The guy was completely insane and did weird things all the time. One day I see him just casually walking down the street with a sawed off shotgun, a katana, and a .357 all openly tied to his back. I slowly ,cautiously approached him and asked what the fuck he was doing. Without blinking he turns to me and says " oh I'm moving my stash and I'm afraid someone might try to rob me". I gave a "ohhh okaaaay ", and calmly backed away to my house and locked my door. Somehow the guy wasn't arrested until after he hid his drugs and only got a few months on weapon charges.

Tbf, one could argue that 12 thousand is a little bit better than the 6 thousand I've heard when it comes to young earth creationist prediction of the age of the earth

A kid i go to school with didnt get vaccinated for Covid because he said "i havent had covid yet so i dont need it". Im not kidding. This is his main arguement.

That would be my father. Often wrong, never in doubt. Nothing was EVER his fault. Look up gaslighting online, his photo should be there.

My Grandpa.

This video kept showing up in my recommendeds. All I want to know is who the FUCK the guy is on the thumbnail so that he can stop haunting my dreams

Any flat earthers

Derrick Jaxn.

People who think eating bugs will change the weather.

@SpidermanandhisAmazingFriends

Жыл бұрын

This is overly simplistic

@goosieschmoo8239

Жыл бұрын

@@SpidermanandhisAmazingFriends and yet that's what certain wackos think. Eat these bugs and the weather will change for the better because psuedo science.

@goosieschmoo8239

Жыл бұрын

@@TheComemnter yup. There are places where eating bugs is being pushed instead of meat to "help the environment". It's stupid.

@Mr.andMrs.Smith_0420

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheComemnter Unfortunately it is, they're trying so hard to get us to eat frickin insects, it's sad 😔. There's quite a bit of articles about it ;)

@jamestomlin5525

Жыл бұрын

​@BigChiba yet it's the truth lol

people who go off their biploar meds becayse they're feeling better? what? thats why you're feeling better. medication as the op said, is not a bacterial infection, it isn't. cured with medication. taking medication doesn't get rid of it i have ADHD. i didn't stop taking my meds because i could concentrater if your feeling better after getting on your medication, its because your on medication do some people not know what the medication for this kind of stuff does? is this common? do some people think it's like taking some flu medication where it goes away?

most of these are either weirdos or just sad.

Me when I thought Season 8 of Game of Thrones was going to be good

A coworker of mine thinks trump will get off without consequences after all is said and done

My brother for becoming a religious zealot.