It’s a shame that the one or two employees destroyed a great Christmas bonus from a company because they have no joy in their lives.

Someone had been stealing lunches. A trap was set. The observation group giggled as they watched the known trap lunch get eaten. When the thief asked what was so funny, one person informed them that the sandwich they were enjoying was made of dog food. The enraged thief goes immediately to HR to complain. HR suggested to the thief that unless they wanted to be publicly outed as the lunch thief to the rest of the factory, they just keep quiet and stop stealing food. 🍔

@noahshort5298

2 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious

@littlesongbird1

2 жыл бұрын

I had a coworker claim they once used to the chocolate exlax to make cookies that they used as bait to catch a lunch thief.

@deontaeavila3514

Жыл бұрын

Arousing

It is incredibly screwed up that because of people like him now people who are actually going through the pain of losing somebody have to take an extra step to make sure they don't get in trouble at work and lose their job while they're dealing with death because of an $sshole

When I turned thirty I was kinda depressed. I just didn’t like where I was in life to be that age. The place I worked had a small staff and lots of us were really close. So a group of my coworkers got me a cake and balloons and surprised me on my birthday to cheer me up. Someone complained that they weren’t included in planning the surprise. I kid you not. I was not friends with this person, but they got mad that they didn’t get invited to plan my little surprise. I want to be clear. The person wasn’t mad that I GOT the cake and balloons. She was mad she wasn’t asked to help plan it. (It was only like five or six people who planned it after having a conversation with me about being bummed about my birthday). So new rule was implemented that no one could plan any kind of celebration unless ALL STAFF were included in the planning. I felt so bad. They were just trying to cheer me up.

It was my first day of work at Abercrombie when I was 17. The other employees told me to pull my phone out so they can add me to the gc, show me my online schedule, etc. Like 30 mins after that I went to the bathroom and came out to my manager telling me someone called HR on me for not working and being on my phone. Looking back now it had to 100% be my ex and his posse who called 💀(they all worked at that job too).

Why can't people just look at porn in their own time at home? Like dude, just do it in private!

@axg5929

2 жыл бұрын

people are genuinely criminally horny

@Jose04537

2 жыл бұрын

Don't kink shame me 😭

@devongillis123456789

2 жыл бұрын

That story reminded me of rick and morty, when summer walks in on morty in the kitchen Morty: "I do it everywhere stop shaming me"

I had someone report me for letting my popsicle melt into a slushy consistency and eating it with a spoon. The issue was they were "Company Popsicles from the Company Fridge" and it was stealing. Those items are for customers not employees! The person who reported me had a coffee with milk/sugar in their travel mug from the same "Company Fridge" and was stealing as well. God did I get so mad. I now have a huge list of dates and times others have taken things from the "Company Fridge" and have NEVER touched a thing since! I'll play the game, but what the twatwaffle who reported me doesn't know, I have a very very evil and nasty side that I keep pretty deep inside while at work, but they have let it out!

@noahshort5298

2 жыл бұрын

Bro please tell me how this revenge ends up playing out I died laughing just thinking about the whole staff getting in trouble except you over a half melted popsicle 💀😂

@Karrambide

2 жыл бұрын

“Twatwaffle” 🤣🤣🤣

@ravena4441

Жыл бұрын

You're not evil for having patience, meticulous note-taking and cunning on covering your own arse. Lol 😂

Do not eat someone’s food without asking! My coworker once got a bloody nose while eating his pizza, was very sure some of the blood got on the pizza. Came back to see a piece missing. He said he would have definitely shared if the person asked (and if not for the blood).

Ok so the tossing things is a common one. My mom trains adults how to do their job. She was giving out popsicle sticks for a project and she tossed it to a student. This adult woman, in her 30s-40s, got up and left the classroom, in the middle of training, to report my mom to HR. She said it was “aggressive” and my mom was “angry at her”. Mom got called to HR, was warned the student was crazy, and was told to try and stay away from her. Idk the job she trains for has a lot of high turnover and temps but it’s now a joke in our house.

Had someone complain filling napkin dispensers is too hard

My most amazing WTF moment was a few years back when school started up and we were all complaining about getting stuck behind school buses. Coworker told HR that I was a serial killer because of that.

@Lenape_Lady

2 жыл бұрын

Wait. You can’t just leave a comment like that and not explain further lol. WHAT?! What exactly did she say? What did HR/Boss say? Are they getting her the mental help she needs???? I want answers.

@nolongeramused8135

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lenape_Lady Oh, got hauled into HR and asked if I REALLY said I was going to follow school buses around town armed with a sniper rifle (because apparently that's what people that play video games do). After that they just let it drop. She was sorta bent out of shape that I "lied" (because of course HR doesn't keep anything confidential) and remained convinced I had been planning mass murder and that she had stopped it by reporting me. You know, because now the authorities were on to my antisocial behavior and must have taken away all my guns. She was also one of those annoying assholes that passes judgement on the childfree as all belonging to some sort of satanic cult.

@Lenape_Lady

2 жыл бұрын

@@nolongeramused8135 Wtf. She sounds like the dangerous one! To jump to such horrific conclusions over a generic comment shows that it’s something she can conceive happening and has thought about. Normal ppl don’t think about those things. Their first reaction isn’t to think a coworker is gonna start shooting up school buses. What a weird lady. I hope you got away from her. I wouldn’t trust her, not with anything, let alone kids.

@nolongeramused8135

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lenape_Lady Put her on my shit list of people to avoid at work. In any company you'll find a certain number of HR snitches that basically provide them with about 90% of their work. And they can't get rid of them either; that would be "retaliation" and a lawsuit. As a consequence of those people everyone does a "security check" to make sure they aren't nearby and then whisper their conversations. Since I wear really good hearing aids I can frequently overhear such talk a good 40 or 50 feet away when most others can't. I've been known to get up, walk over, and let them know they can be overheard. Honestly, there are only a very few "safe" topics that can be casually discussed at work any longer, weather and food being at the top of the list.

@Lenape_Lady

2 жыл бұрын

@@nolongeramused8135 I just feel bad that you feel like you have to kinda watch over your shoulder for ppl like her at work. That sounds like an unsafe work environment to me! And not because of you…because of her and ppl like her! Talking nonsense and spreading inane rumors. I’m so glad I don’t work with ppl. I work outside alone and I’m happy doing it. Only gotta fight some black bears, not ignorant humans 🤣

So I am a medium height white person, and our maintenance guy, who is a tall black man, said I was being racist for not smiling at him when I saw him. I work the over night shift and I'd seen him twice. The first time, it was 4:30 in the morning and he only called me "chick" and the second time, it was just as my shift was ending(7am) and I'd spent the night with a broken finger, and bordering on a mental breakdown. He was also actively harassing one of our housekeepers

@DesperadoJux

Жыл бұрын

If this scenario was an answer on "Black Jeopardy," the question would be: What is, "Negro, please"?

I will say when I was a call center escalation agent a colouring book was essential. Nothing helped more (other than hanging up obviously) when someone wants to scream obscenities at you for an hour than being able to focus on colouring.

@Kingz4Kings

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh you made no sense

@WeartheGoodSocks

Жыл бұрын

There was an office rule in my call center handbook that specifically prohibited coloring… all because there was a fight about it once between 2 staff - one guy was harassing a girl and stole her book. It’s a sign of toxic leadership when they create new rules in response to every little conflict

The faucet thing was probably for the screen inside of it, people use them in pipes for smoking whatever they smoke, it’s more common than you think.

A coworker in my former company complained to HR to stop my transition from male to female because I had the same name as her brother who died in a car accident and she wanted me to keep living as a guy with that name to keep his memory alive....

16:26 a guy I know was taking bottles of coke to work, and everyone denied drinking it. So he bought an even bigger bottle, then finely ground extremely hot chilli, boiled that down to just a liquid, then drank a little coke, and topped up the bottle with fire breathing hot chilli juice concentrate. Then took that to work the next day. He started working at 8.30am, and found out who the thief was by 10.15am. Guy ended up needing medical help because he couldn't breathe, from the swelling caused by chemical burns. Apparently something in the coke combined and made something else that caused blistering. No action was taken against my friend and his food and drink was never touched again. Some people shook his hand because the guy had been stealing off them too. He (the culprit) had been spoken to by multiple others but never changed till he experienced chilli coke.

@Kingz4Kings

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh who is he. U went from a guy I know to do he bought and even bigger chill ? Makes no sense bruh what

@DesperadoJux

Жыл бұрын

Chilli Coke. We need this for Super Bowl time.

@DesperadoJux

Жыл бұрын

​@@Kingz4Kings I think what he meant to say was something like: "Some mystery coworker was stealing my friend's Cokes. So, my friend filled a big Coke bottle with super-asshole-burnout-level chilli juice and sat back to watch the festivities."

12:25 I feel that, it seems like my shift is the only one that gets yelled at.

When I was in the Navy, underway on a Fast Frigate the Commanding Officer decided to have a look below decks in the Supply Clerks hold and found a E-6 Supply Clerk with his pants down spanking the monkey blissfully unaware that the CO was watching him as he was splayed out on top of some boxes whacking away. We don't know what happened to him but he was removed from the ship immediately never to be seen again. Rumor was he was discharged. This was before the Navy decided to put females on combatant vessels.

@DavidLLambertmobile

2 жыл бұрын

In my first duty post 🇰🇷 USFK, 1990, there was a MP named "Spanky" E-4. He got that handle when the bored CO, captain went by the dorms & caught the MP wanking it with a sock! 🧦 He was teased a LOT! Lol....

I have a new supervisor come into one of my jobs who was very much a hippie without the dress code. I was once late two times in the same week because heavy construction in my area blocked the only path there. She blamed it on me being a Taurus and told me I had to rise above that. One, I can't believe you said something like that with complete seriousness. Two, I'm a Scorpio. But her real problem was telling everybody what they should be eating. She wasn't pushing vegetarianism or veganism across-the-board, she had a different complaint for everyone. Namgyal needs more carbs, I need to lay off the sandwiches, Deena needs to eat MORE sandwiches. She eventually got so mad at us for not complying that she started ~throwing our lunches out~ while we were off working. She was caught the second time, thankfully, and pretty swiftly canned when she didn't see any problem whatsoever with what she was doing.

@DesperadoJux

Жыл бұрын

This story is so oddballish and aggravatingly hilarious.

@benpepin7872

Жыл бұрын

@@DesperadoJux If it wasn't my own story I'd consider it a /thathappened tale.

Not HR, but at college there was a group chat among the school band I was in. At some point there were jokes about taking drugs as is tradition. However, one of the people in the group chat didn't think it was a joke at reported it to the school. He was in some kind of special ed program and had trouble picking up on sarcasm. He was already getting on people's nerves because he rarely showed up to meetings and had a huge ego, thinking he was way better than he really was. Since he was in a special program, he was basically untouchable and faced no repercussions for any of this except being talked to. Our sympathy for him ran out that day.

Well, yeah, AC being broken sucks but most places also keep it too damn cold so YEAH I can see why people would complain they're freezing with the AC on. I've done the wear a sweater in the middle of summer thing myself, especially because I have poor circulation and cold is far more physically painful for me than normal people. That's because the AC is set to like 40f. Coming into something like that after 90f for long periods of time and then back out into the heat usually made me sick. My professor got pneumonia because of the way too low AC at uni. Keep it at a reasonable temp, ffs.

A lady I'm dealing with literally right this second said if we don't give her paid time off for cultural reasons, her tribe will declare war on our company. That's no exaggeration.

Thanks for changing the background music

I'm not sure but i bet a lawyer would have a fun time with the washer story 21:10

I've worked for a couple of big Companies with big HR departments. No one in HR at either company impressed me. I did not think any of them could do my phone customer service job. I found them to be full of themselves and not terribly bright.

“The doctor called me fat” one reminds me of my dad. We live in a somewhat rural area and he’s gone through everything doctor in a 50 miles radius, filing formal complaints against them, because they tell him his ailments are caused by alcoholism. He says there’s no way it’s that because he doesn’t drink that much and they just don’t want to give him pain meds for his broken back (which occurred when he fell while drunk) and hip (which had to be replaced after he fell and broke it while drunk). He’s also losing his memory at an alarming rate because his brain is essentially being pickled in alcohol (tests have confirmed all of this). But no, he’s not an alcoholic.

In 2000, worked briefly in a custodian-cleaner 🏥 job VA.gov . A USMC veteran, cleaner I met told me of a bldg cleaner job she had where 1 staff was dealing with a employee who staged trash 🗑 set up dirty office then made bogus complaints. I told the woman flatly if I found out a employee on my floor or section was doing that with a janitor or cleaner, I'd ask that they be fired or demoted. Apparently they were not doing work, just harassing hourly cleaners. 😡

14:00 At my last position, heat vs cool was an issue. Coworker one cubicle over ran hot, constantly turning the temp to 68F. I have Reynauds, and the overhead vent plus low temp made it so I couldn’t work (no blood in hands/feet). Solution: bought desk fan for coworker, bought thick fluffy seat cushion for me. Also wore wrist warmers constantly. After that, coworker left the temp at 72F (still too cold, but eh).

@Kingz4Kings

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh 68F is cold

When i moved to a new state, I took a job at Starbucks while I was in the process of looking for a job in my degree. I was always put at the register because my coworkers hated dealing with crabby coffee people. No big deal. One day my manager called me back and was trying not to laugh. She said that she was obligated to tell me that a customer filed a complaint about me, and that I was acting too cheerful so it ruined her mornings. I wish I knew who it was so I could have treated her with respect by being the b*tch she wanted.

"Why does my local Co-Operative no longer stock Bite-Size Shredded Wheat! These are my husband's favourite! What are you going to do about it!" as rung in by a very well-spoken and very angry lady from Tyneside (north-east England). Bear in mind that our HR phone line was for managers ringing to make contractual changes to colleagues and that we were based in Manchester, hundreds of miles away from her. I fended her off with a bit of blather about stock rotation, volume sales, store manager's choice and ended up being asked: "Are you just a little bubble or are you going to do something?"

I was diagnosed with COPD when I weighed 115. I gained weight and the Dr told me that there was nothing wrong with my lungs. I'm just too fat. Also he was fat.

To the night shift guy who got blamed for everything.....what you should have done. Go ahead and sign the agreement tantamount to collective punishment. Then, during your very next shift, steal the sink washer yourself. Get fired....retain an attorney....and enjoy a nice settlement for unlawful termination.

2:02 this exact thing happened in the UK where I used to work. I worked on a defence site where they build jet engines

I LOVE the scent Shalimar, made by Guerlain. Yet it gives me a major migraine. Sadly, it is a real thing about psychosomatic illness. They think they smell something- and bam, it triggers. Ultimately it wasn’t real but people put that in their mind.

@RTJames-gq9xg

2 жыл бұрын

Forgot to add. People do have real allergies or sensitivities. BUT there are certain people who wish to dramatize their issues and thus have a big fit. Sigh. Just be kind. I always try to use unscented deodorant, lotion etc so I do jot trigger issues.

@DesperadoJux

Жыл бұрын

Shalimar is lit.

1st one reminds of an old school survivor contestant. During season 9 they had a real jerk, the obvious villain. He called himself Johnny Fairplay because with a name like that...he'd play fair right? Well anyway late in the gate they brought the remaining contestants' loved ones. His best friend was there.....he asked how his grandma died (he said he'd want her to come and if no his best friend)....friend told him "your grandma died". all heartbroken, so emotional. basically everyone threw the challenge so he'd get the one on one with his friend....get details, etc turned out....it was a lie. His grandma was likely at home watching Jerry Springer. Fairplay and his friend came up with the lie before he went out. "how's grandma" was the code to begin lie. the producers found this out when they called his home to see if there was anything they could do....maybe let him come home early or something....his grandma answered

These stories just make me want to become a Human Resources person, ngl

The company at @ 1:20 sounds like a lively place indeed - People writing in shit on the walls and shooting heroin in the restrooms? This guy must work in a Quentin Tarantino movie or something lol half-expecting that somebody opens a closet door and the Gimp falls out onto the floor

@surajbalajr.4016

5 ай бұрын

Must be Boeing or Lockheed. The only WW2 era plane manufacturers that exist now.

2:55 ... #2 WTF????

2:42 wtf 🤣🤣

This is why I don’t work in offices, I work a blue collar job as a cook. No bullshit.

The "faucet thing" is an "aerator," designed to slice the stream of water into cute little parts as it flows out, while also adding some air, thereby making the stream more bubbly and uniform.

16:00 Yogurt Gate: Reminds me of the time when I was working building security at a tech firm and someone reported a theft. Probing into the theft someone had eaten half the plate of the fish on a guys plate and some vegetables. Thinking surely someone reporting fish missing has refined taste I ask what kind of fish .... "fish sticks and half my peas" I take as much of a report as I can the client was not pleased and insisted someone guard the workroom lunches for the next week. I volunteered for the 'intense' extra duty. unfortunately whoever mistakenly ate the wrong tray of fish (can you think of a better answer?) never fessed up.

The Drug test and the WW2 story must definitely be Boeing 😂

18:01 - Oh my gosh, yes. People will complain about something/anything. So many good intentions by employers ruined by this, spoiling it for everyone else. Maybe they should just take the bonuses away since sooner or later someone would complain about that too. Give them something worth crying about!

I had to ask a coworker not to pick their nose and proceed to touch papers that we all touched. Ew!

Not HR but I wish to complain - about how many stories start off "Not HR but".... 😄

15:04 A bucket of cold water usually dampens their enthusiasm. "OOps sorry didn't see you there, just washing down the toilet walls"...Add in some of that stinky disinfectant cleaners use...guarantee he'd take his shenanigans elsewhere.

Sounds like school snitches lol.

6:55 you can get her back and make the same complaint as a satanist during Christmas. Complain that the decorations are offensive to YOUR religion. Good for the goose, good for the gander.

Fire sprinkler guy was smoking drugs.

Being sports minded I can think of nothing other than Home runs whenever I see or hear HR⚾

@DesperadoJux

Жыл бұрын

HR are like the umpires of the workplace so your association kind of fits.

Always been an irritating department.

Ok I have a perfum allergy so I get being thorough ( it gets hard to breathe and I feel nauseous) but punishing someone who hasn't even opened a bottle is a little to far

2:00 good old Boeing. This is what happens when you try to avoid unions

My dad had to deal with someone who got upset and sent a threatening email to the governor of my state

At the 20:15 mark (guy being fired for construed racism), my BIL went through something similar at WalMart a few years ago. He was talking to another employee about transgenders in the military, in a neutral way. Another employee, who happened to be transgender, eavesdropped and concluded that he was making derogatory remarks about transgenders (he wasn't) and complained to corporate headquarters. He got suspended and fired about a week later. He was later offered to reapply for his old job as a seasonal worker, but he declined.

@GeorgieB1965

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackoh991 : He was simply giving his opinion on the military policy. which was neither positive or negative, and for that, someone misconstrued his words, and thus a 3+ year Walmart job vanished. CT is hotbed of misguided progressiveness. Believe it or not, some people really do not care about certain things, like feelings, especially when they're on the spectrum.

@matthewcetorelli8451

2 жыл бұрын

@@GeorgieB1965 I honestly don't see it how somebody can give their opinion on a matter like that and it not be either positive or negative.

@GeorgieB1965

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewcetorelli8451 My brother-in-law is most likely on the spectrum, so his "opinions" are more non-judgemental statements. I think he's actually incapable of forming a positive or negative opinion on any issue. Hope that clarifies things for you.

A gentleman at my previous place of employment had to be directed to stop staring at the female employees' feet.

15:10 HE GOT HIS JOB BACK WHAT THE FUCK

18:48 Honestly, I would do something. "Okay, you don't like liquor. Do you like sparkling juice? Do you just want a two liter soda? Great." "Okay, you don't like turkey or ham. This doesn't leave us with too many options within budget, but let's talk." "No, I'm not going to stop giving out liquor. I understand you don't like it because of your religious views, but this is something we will always do. I won't give it to you, so I, on behalf of the company, am respecting your religious views. However, I, also on behalf of the company, will also respect other people's choices to drink what they want." That said, I had someone report me for talking about people behind their back, despite me talking about something that factually happened. I didn't lie, or slander anyone's name, I talked about something that really happened. Who reported me? The same bitch who trash talks pretty much EVERYONE behind their backs. What was funny was the manager asking me how I would like it, and my response caught her off guard. "I honestly wouldn't care, I've got bigger things to worry about." "Okay, well, what if you heard them saying it though?" "I still wouldn't care." "Yes you would. It's hurtful." Who is this bitch to tell me how I would feel? The fuck?

My dads a teacher, and one of the funnier ones who tries to get along with students through the usage of jokes as well as being quite political, considering he's a humanities and business teacher. One of the parents of his student complained that he 1. said he was psychic (wtf? what?) 2. he said 'crapple' in relation to apple phones (he's an avid android user, though I have an apple myself) 3. he said he didn't like elon musk. Those were the complaints... what? Especially the first one as it would have been very clearly a joke...

I don't blame anyone wanting to use crayons to color a color book, even a childish one, when working at a cable/internet provider. 26:02 I only did that once due to a bad scrape I had gotten when I fell down some stone steps in sandles. When it became apparent that I couldn't wear my close-toed shoe and sock due to the pain, I was allowed to not have to wear my shoe but to keep it out of sight. So I was basically standing there with one shoe off. The next day I came in with my foot wrapped in an ace bandage, which allow me to wear my shoe comfortably. Looking back, I have to wonder why nobody thought to go to the medicine section or find the first aid kit for an ace bandage. Geez.

At my work place a jehover witness made it his business to report me for being racist to an other person who was born in GB but of Polish parents, so the bosses called him and asked him if this was true he said Yes but its nothing to what he says at night when we go for drink and I call him for his Irish ancestry,,

To be fair, feral pigeon is a delicious game bird along side dove and pheasant and has been a part of diets for a long time. I hunt them at my local farms. That being said, it depends on where you live. A pigeon that lives in a city is not one I would eat, where as one that lives on a farm way out in the country side eats everything all the other game birds do, and have way more meat than a mourning dove on them

@matthewcetorelli8451

2 жыл бұрын

Someone once gave me some pigeon and told me it was goose. It was delicous and I actually prefer it over any game bird.

I'm not saying that girl was not in the wrong for wanting a little bit of input on how she is doing her job if it isn't someone going overboard and being nut... I don't understand why nobody seems to get this why companies can't figure this out, Can't tell you how many people I speak to that say you know I would work myself into the ground if they would just recognize that I'm trying that I'm making an effort if they would just come say good job thank you for all the hard work.... And maybe that seems like a lot to some people to step aside and say thank you for showing up to work... I get that's what we're paid to do I get we're making an even trade, I put in physical labor or mental labor and you give me money... But being happy at work can intensely affect how well you do you job... Who do you think's gonna do better somebody who shows up happy smiling bouncing dancing around ready to have fun and take on the day, Or somebody who feels under appreciated ignored sad lost and alone do you think they're gonna get as much done physically or get as much done mentally. no I can tell you they're not, And any person that's not a sociopath knows that, There's no true way to leave our personal life at home and our work life at work it all follows us around all the time. Anybody that says they don't find themselves occasionally thinking about something other than work while their work is lying. Our boss goes out of the way to tell us thank you for all the hard work today, And everyone on my team in that factory smiles when he says that I've watched have watched him and he genuinely means it. He's not just saying it because management told him to. We have a strong team and it shows.

"Had to deal with an employee who was catching pigeons and taking them home to BBQ them." Ooh, clever! Ps, Ook ook give us a nanner. Pps, eating a big mac combo AND a footlong sub is probably what made him sick

@DesperadoJux

Жыл бұрын

"The fuck" is exactly right.

I feel bad for the John cena reenactment….but that timing was just terrible. ESPECIALLY if you’re (presumably) in America where the racism is coming out more and more bc the racists have no moral compass.

@jakepullman4914

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but given the explanation, what he said wasn't inherently racist, only racist if directed at that worker. It was a misunderstanding and while I can see getting a warning about being more careful with speech it doesn't seem like a fireable offense to me.

Some guy at my work was throwing his used nasty tp on the restroom floor rather than in the toilet. It took HR only a few days to figure out it was a green card worker. Thing was, he was an engineer and corporate loved waving the diversity card. Last I knew (I left there), he had to be escorted to the restroom for #2 duties to insure he disposed of tp appropriately.

@carlfromtheoc1788

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, in many countries you do NOT flush TP, as their sewage treatment facilities cannot handle it. Instead there will be a trash can next to the toilet for the TP.

@gsdalpha1358

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlfromtheoc1788 It wasn't his first day - he'd been working in our offices for at least 6 months.

20:30 yeah, try living with a person who constantly gets pissy because anyone making food makes him hungry. My FIL is a massive glutton and easily eats as much as 3-4 people, no exaggeration. It doesn't matter if he had literally just finished eating, new food smells make him want MORE. This means he wants us to eat when he eats, and only eat the same thing he's eating. If my S/O and/or I share whatever we're making FIL gets mad that he's eating too much and is gonna gain weight (rarely turns food down though). If we don't share we get passive aggressive snide comments thrown at us for the next 2-3hrs. He lives with us and back when I worked night shift he tried to tell me I couldn't warm up food in the microwave when I got home cause the smell made him want food but he didn't want to get out of bed yet. That didn't go the way he wanted it to, and he pouted for months until my S/O bought a second microwave to put in the office/computer room just to shut his dad up. Good times!

Woah

First

Pinned???

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

81th

Banana pee

Throwing things at people is just damned rude! Don't expect people to like it! RUDE!

@jakepullman4914

2 жыл бұрын

Well, that's your opinion. Clearly there are those who disagree. Don't expect what you consider rude to be public knowledge.

2:40 wait, Whut? Pigeons are delicious. There's a reason that they have been considered a delicacy for thousands of years. Why do I suspect that there is 1 single vegan on the third floor in accounting who thinks that the only thing edible on the planet is dandelion greens that the neighbourhood dogs have been peeing on?

@lance51542

2 жыл бұрын

i think its more because its on compony time and at the office so its not appropriate to gather food whether its a animal or planting carrots its compony time

@Roadent1241

2 жыл бұрын

Funny, never heard of pigeons being eaten. Compared to pheasants, can't be much TO eat?

4:20 A glimpse into a world run by the far left.

@deszalt4492

2 жыл бұрын

Oh boo hoo

@jamiewulfyr4607

2 жыл бұрын

Kafkaesque

@cypherglitch

2 жыл бұрын

@@deszalt4492 huh? Your reply does not make sense.

@dreyhawk

2 жыл бұрын

Are you referring to the gay customers teasing each other or the B that made a big deal about it?

@SuperCabrito14

2 жыл бұрын

What's that? Gay people being gay and not bothering anyone?

I wonder how long it will take before being hetro will be considered a phobic and should be stopped in public. The whole argument/fight is starting to be flipped 360.

@SuperCabrito14

2 жыл бұрын

Bullshit

@Roadent1241

2 жыл бұрын

Given there is no actual 'phobia', never. It's not being flipped. The others re simply being normalised, just like the spectrum of disabilities has to be because most of us didn't ask for it. (I say most since you can't help your born-with orientation, but if you're Able you can totally choose to TransAble yourself as well as it being on accident via traumatic experiences.)

@cypherglitch

2 жыл бұрын

@@Roadent1241 it is starting to flip (more so in the past few yrs) if you listened to the video. People complaining, from gay supporters, that a male kissing a female is wrong as it is homophobic. Your right, Homophobia is miss used, homophobia means irrational fear of men. It was made up in a retaliatory way to get back at people who did not like gays, as a "tease", they thought saying straight manly men are afraid of gays would be the ultimate put down.

@cypherglitch

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperCabrito14 yes it is bullshit that people think hetrosexual acts are homophobic.

@cypherglitch

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackoh991 when I say flip, I am talking about the stigma of ones sexuality, what is seen as "taboo". Its extremely judgemental of you to judge me based on 1 comment. Privilege?! Your reasoning does not connect to what I typed in anyway at all. What privilege do you think make someone unable to cope with gays getting there way?! A stupid comment. Very defensive of you to type that based on 3 words, "starting to flip". People like you are the ones with the issue, seeing gay hate everywhere, as it is on their mind alot. It says more about you than me. Its like when someone is self conscious and all of a sudden when they are in public you think everyone is looking, staring at you.