“I COLLECT HUMAN SKULLS” - Therapy Gecko
Комедия
Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet, and a League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked.
It is time to never go outside ever again. I am a gecko. (Originally released as a bonus episode on 11/26/23)
0:00 - Intro
0:20 - An avid collector of human skulls.
12:52 - A caller who is injecting dark web testosterone.
29:50 - A guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode.
39:42 - A person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet.
49:27 - A League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked.
55:57 - How to call the gecko!
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Пікірлер: 173
Skeleton Lyle thumbnail was a jump scare
@danteshollowedgrounds
28 күн бұрын
Factsss 😂😂😂👌👌👌
@danteshollowedgrounds
28 күн бұрын
I would have saved it for October NGL but it's whatever. Edit: NVM I just checked and the lady at the end said what I had exactly thought so this must've been done around that time of the month.
@cashtwonine
28 күн бұрын
skelyleton
@immrmeeseekslookatmeee1853
27 күн бұрын
Word af lol
Drink a shot every time the first caller calls skulls/bones “specimens”
"Graduated to human skulls" is a crazy sentence. There is no scientific use for these things for this person other than the idea of having them all in one place. Calling human remains artifacts is wild and buying them in a different countries will for sure make me question the origin of these remains. Often times Europeans would/will smuggle historic pieces from other countries into their "legit" auctions. Look up the Hobby Lobby stolen artifacts that ended up in their stores in the US.
@criticalyoshi
28 күн бұрын
No shit huh? 😂 You think those new guniea tribemen or tibetans just gave away their ritual skulls?
@riverathebean
28 күн бұрын
@@criticalyoshi it is not as common knowledge as you may think. You thought this comment was for you specifically? lol
@criticalyoshi
27 күн бұрын
@@riverathebeanFirst I agreed with you, and then I asked a question. Not sure what you're getting at.
@riverathebean
27 күн бұрын
@@criticalyoshi you got a funny of agreeing to things. Can you do it without being condescending to others?
@theyfukenwmesubliminally
27 күн бұрын
@@riverathebean realx dude i think they were just being humorous, no need to be so serious right cmon now :)
S P E C I M E N
@ClaytonBigsby01
27 күн бұрын
Of my semen ?
@Juksemakeren
27 күн бұрын
@@ClaytonBigsby01 your skeleton
@mina_loi
26 күн бұрын
she's a specimen
why is the skull collectors voice so insanely relaxing 😭 I'm not a fan of collecting human bones but damn she can asmr
@KalashVodka175
28 күн бұрын
Asmr pov : you are the latest skull on the shelf in her collection and she is having philosophical monologue whilst looking at you
@paulshelkov7956
27 күн бұрын
@@KalashVodka175 Underrated comment. I hope she reads this and considers it.
@hanslain9729
27 күн бұрын
@@KalashVodka175"You're such a good listener..."
@soggybiscotti8425
27 күн бұрын
Lulling you into a false sense of security before she collects your skull
@KalashVodka175
27 күн бұрын
@@soggybiscotti8425 Thats the first asmr vid of the miniserie
"A caller who is injecting dark web testosterone" same bro, same
That bodybuilding dude needs therapy if he isn’t already getting it. He’s so hard on himself.
@SatansltlSmoker
12 күн бұрын
😮😮 , , 7x ,
Glad I'm early, so if you're donating your body to science there is a chance it's just going to be sold to a collector like this. I love macabre stuff but I draw the line at human remains personally because I know that those people really didn't want get sold to a dealer and were hoping to be donated to a school or something more meaningful vs my bookshelf. Buy what you will as it's perfectly legal in the U.S but definitely do your research. :)
@LunaZerOmega
27 күн бұрын
Yeah it's incredibly unlikely any of those skulls were scientific/medical donations. Vast majority of human skulls in private collections are stolen from graves of people in poorer countries. There's a good reason she doesn't want to know about the people they used to be.
@colinhutchins2795
27 күн бұрын
I agree, this is just gross. An artist or medical student to learn is one thing. But this is just some person off the street! No educational value or anything. Super creepy!
i wish he would have asked the skull lady about her upbringing or if shes lonely, strange people like that always have some cool philosophies and it always cool to know why they're different
i'm just 6 minutes in, and i'm wondering if she ever worries about whether or not the skulls she buys are obtained ethically, and by ethically, i mean not by buyinng the waste/refuse of some organ harvesting operation.
Damn, that first call with that lady went down weird fast and got me uncomfortable real quick now. Edit: 6:45 I mean back in the early 2000's yeah I would understand but now it's just damn man she's so excited about owning dead children... Man that's insane not hip at all like that's beyond my edge lord line as far as I go honestly I just can't casually own dead people in my home like that no thank you. Something tells me though if she had a ghost and if they were real then she'd have a fun time with them I bet.
Im all for oddities and collecting animal bones but owning the skull of a child from another continent and calling it a “specimen” just seems like going waaay too far
Yeah maybe if you talk to it like a plant it'll grow back into a real person
collecting skulls is weird but she doesnt sound insane. quite the contrary she sounds pretty normal. i spend just as much money on my gun collection so i cant really fault her for having hobbies.
@criticalyoshi
28 күн бұрын
To each their own. She sounds like a nut to me. Moreso the fact that she distances herself from the individual by referring to their remains as specimens and doesn't appear to be ethically sourcing these at all, if that's even possible.
@redlight3932
27 күн бұрын
@@criticalyoshi the hobby definitely gives old world rich english poacher vibes not really sapient honestly
@hanslain9729
27 күн бұрын
You can collect all the animal skulls in the world, but you collect one human skull...
@lototheflo9640
25 күн бұрын
That’s how they get you lol. No but seriously. It doesn’t matter how the person presents when it’s about their crazy actions. Felons still wear suits in the courtroom
@lototheflo9640
25 күн бұрын
That’s how they get you lol. No but seriously. It doesn’t matter how the person presents when it’s about their crazy actions . Felons still wear suits in the courtroom
bad bad juju to have a human skull as a possession, yikes!
@BluBonsai
28 күн бұрын
srsly tho if that shit happens to my bones I'm gonna start haunting the buyer so fast
@redlight3932
27 күн бұрын
its disrespectful in my opinion
@flask223
12 күн бұрын
Imo only a medical institution should own bones, and only if they are consented
i actually love how the first girl is so unhinged she actually can’t even comprehend the weight and how she actually sounds like a serial killer
Take it easy dude, but take it!! Shout out Terence! Love that call, probably my favorite so far.
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Bro "uploaded 5 seconds ago" hell yeah
Really good episode for me to get into this channel, ive been wanting to for a while😭 amazing
I went on quite a big hunt for where these "Medical specimens" come from and in most not all but most cases they are most definitely not medical specimens most are victims of grave robbing
@flask223
12 күн бұрын
Yeah
Put her on a list
“graduated to human skulls” is insane and actually comparing them to other animals skulls like they’re just objects or “specimens” or collectibles is crazy too
I hope the best for Jamal. He sounds so nice and kind. Skull girl also sounds nice, just in a different way.
This was a premium geck legend episode. WTF Lyle? Jk take my money I love you. Also she is definitely getting these skulls illegally. Check out the Harvard Medical School and University of Arkansas Med School anatomy lab scandal. She absolutely was one of these people.
...I heard folks too, Lyle. Lmao.
The dude with the demon thing had me Blasting bro out of my seat that was awesome.
Imagine a demon calling you lame like Jake Paul. I'd be messed up lol
The prompts can be categories instead of questions so people can fill in with their own experiences then it allows them to go on random tangents.
Just admitted its finally a sergeant frog cosplay
Shoutout to Jamal … Great call and he totally said books Geck. ;)
The thumbnails have been getting really good lately
Quite hilarious that the 2 animes Lyle has watched is one really obscure one and Baka and Test
The first caller was trying to be as pragmatic as possible for effect. Probably a legit ass person who’s really funny, has cool friends, and was a morbidly curious kid that happened to grow up valuing humans regardless of collections. Taxidermy isn’t generically weird, insect collecting isn’t generically weird, and, to some capacity, collecting human decomposed remains isn’t inherently weird. However these items were procured, the caller obviously understood the moral implications of this particular hobby. Don’t judge people for things you don’t know the inner stories of.
@flask223
12 күн бұрын
It is very hard to get "ethically sourced" human remains. Most of the time they are stolen
Second caller is a prime "men will do anything except go to therapy" example
I would consider the Family Guy demon a bit if PTSD. After a very difficult trip one time I would have moments in the next few months to a year where I would feel like I'm tripping again... You just need to process it and move on, which you are. Deal with the anxiety and that stuff won't happen again.
I want someone to have my skull when I'm dead. Seems like a great way to be remembered. She talks with them and seems to have a good relationship
Love you brother!
Lyle should definitely do an alternate show with the skeleton costume for paranormal stories
Who else likes emotion sounds
28:19 Lyle really helped this guy 😊
9:43 sometimes I find myself imagining Lyle checking out stuff in the backdrop vid as it play, Like that white truck and wants in the back of it. Sorry, I'm weird.
Either you bring the prompt or the caller does. If no one brings a prompt to your conversation, you end up with the long-silence-"have-a-good-day" calls.
Baka and Test is a goated anime. Geck knows what’s up
@fsu7482
22 күн бұрын
Johnny test is a great anime for beginners
Yeah the Attack on Titan series had me by the chokehold then slayed me. Incredible.
Lyle, my wife and I were at your Milwaukee show and I was too starstruck to ask you a question i have been dying to ask! Would you rather eat poop flavored ice cream or ice cream flavored poop?
@james737er
28 күн бұрын
does the poop flavored ice cream also give you e. coli?
@DisturbedBroski
28 күн бұрын
@@james737er both are safe to eat in this hypothetical. You won't get sick no matter what you choose, just have to deal with the taste and texture of your choice lmao
@olec7125
28 күн бұрын
I mean... that's the main negative effect of poop. So I'd go with the cream flavoured poop@@DisturbedBroski
@DisturbedBroski
28 күн бұрын
@@olec7125 I'd say the texture and just knowing you're eating a handful of poop even if it tastes good is a negative in and of itself lol that being said I would also go the ice cream flavored poop. Surprisingly it's been pretty 50/50 when I ask.
@criticalyoshi
27 күн бұрын
@@DisturbedBroskiaughta keep an eye on the people that answered poop flavor ice cream 😂 No different than eating iced diarrhea imo
Yeah, she's definitely not a murderer of any kind 😅👌 definitely just a quirk someone has 😂😂😂
Thumbnail edged us
Backdrop Vid Location = Chinatown, Honolulu
home girl just compared keeping skulls to having plants 💀
In Italy we have so many bones and body parts in churches. I always find them creepy.
I swear we heard this one already
@user-dl6dz2xv8b
27 күн бұрын
Thank you for confirming I’m not crazy 😭 the first two calls sounded so familiar but I couldn’t find them using keywords
@Whatmynameiswhat
27 күн бұрын
This was a premium episode on Spotify
@famousbowl9926
27 күн бұрын
Timlines shifted lol
I hate how she refers to them as specimens, it really sucks all the humanity out of them. They are human remains, not neat little curiosities of some long dead alien species.
this is how i cope, i do not worry and most times am not especially offended by others bc i know everyone will eventually die 55:00
Gym dude sounds so damn cool imo.
sheesh still only 720p youtube must be taking forever to upload the 1080p quality
Yay Lyle
I heard "folks"
This girl sounds like such a sweetheart and interesting too
Its cause were trying to feed it His demon is talking with him even now He labels the idea as a demon, the demon shows his faults His lies breed with pride 'Finding another "way"'
i like how you handled that last one she was cringe but fuck it, just a dying old man but fifty years younger
I panicked. but it’s okay now. :)
as a trans person who's (temporarily) been off testosterone for about a month, I gotta sympathize with the guy. Finally getting the body you want feels so good and losing it almost overnight can be a huge bummer. T can also help a lot with depression which not many ppl know.
@redlight3932
27 күн бұрын
im not taking drugs to get the body i want im going to work for it and if i never achieve then i have to accept myself for who i am kinda sounds like youre saying its a choice and somewhat of a vain pursuit instead of doing it to be healthy
@caitlinmccullough507
27 күн бұрын
@@redlight3932okay that’s your choice? This person who you’re replying to is relating and empathizing with the caller. People have their own reason for doing things and can make their own choices, why’d you feel the need to comment this? Do you want a trophy?
@aztec2281
26 күн бұрын
how do you live with estrogen constantly coursing through your veins?
@BluBonsai
26 күн бұрын
@@aztec2281 why, do you want some? open to trade.
@flask223
12 күн бұрын
@@redlight3932the thing is u should only take testosterone if you are quite below the average for a man. Taking too much does not help with anything Furthermore though, i dont know if cis men should take testosterone unless they have a hormone disorder. Because the amount in your body is just fine and some people's are lower but that doesn't matter it's just how it is and it doesn't make u less strong or whatever u might just not get bald
When did the gecko go goth??? I mean it's not halloween yet.
why these thumbnails been going so hard lately? 😭
Dark web testosterone dude sounds like sam hyde.
Lyle Forever forever.
The swiss are weird.
Mmmkay
I live in switzerland for 20 years. Never heard of this BS. xD
@redlight3932
27 күн бұрын
sus country man sus
Am I having a stroke or am I having Deja vu?
@hanslain9729
27 күн бұрын
Spotify?
@user-oe1mp3sl4x
27 күн бұрын
@@hanslain9729 ahhh I figured it out. it was a previous premium episode
MY MAN 😎👉
let’s actually keep an eye on the first girl y’all. actually weird how heavy the serial killer vibes are.
Skull girl prob a freak fr
specimen
34:36 Bro had a Anime Episode Event. Edit: 38:36 Hell YEAH THO WORD UP.
Paint your face pink
MOBA gang I play smite and predecessor 🤘
W
This is definitely my type of person. 10/10 would be great friends
Over a million dollars is what I heard an average person spends on a child
@redlight3932
27 күн бұрын
doubt its true some people hardly made a millon in their life time
Bro uses testosterone made from soy, talks about beautiful Brazilian man.... hmmmmm 🤔
@Pandora234able
27 күн бұрын
He’s probably gay, bi, or pan.
@flask223
12 күн бұрын
It works the same as human made testosterone Would u rather it be harvested from men? Milked?
bragging about buying a stolen religious artifact from a european country is so not it. i say this as someone who loves dead things and the macabre. this “hobby” has deeply racist roots and the fact that you are clearly not even inquisitive to how these skulls are obtained and/or whether or not it was somehow done ethically says a lot about how you actually don’t respect these people. saying you respect something does not equal giving it respect.
@flask223
12 күн бұрын
Real
10:00 As a formally mentally ill person she scares me...
47:50 this chick boring
Meow meow, have moist critikal on as a guest and your social credit score will be boosted to lvl 100 prestige lyle
The fuck
The skulls don’t care about your day
@redlight3932
27 күн бұрын
so quirky
wow first
Why is lyle always trying to make people feel bad about things.
home girl definitely would have lengthy, passionate, conversation about skulls with dahmer, idgaf if you ended up with the skulls in different ways, doesn’t make it okay
4 Minutes after the upload, woooo!!!
Are you a hypocrite? And what about would be a great prompt.