“I COLLECT HUMAN SKULLS” - Therapy Gecko

Комедия

Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet, and a League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked.
It is time to never go outside ever again. I am a gecko. (Originally released as a bonus episode on 11/26/23)
0:00 - Intro
0:20 - An avid collector of human skulls.
12:52 - A caller who is injecting dark web testosterone.
29:50 - A guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode.
39:42 - A person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet.
49:27 - A League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked.
55:57 - How to call the gecko!
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Пікірлер: 173

  • @bensamudio6340
    @bensamudio634028 күн бұрын

    Skeleton Lyle thumbnail was a jump scare

  • @danteshollowedgrounds

    @danteshollowedgrounds

    28 күн бұрын

    Factsss 😂😂😂👌👌👌

  • @danteshollowedgrounds

    @danteshollowedgrounds

    28 күн бұрын

    I would have saved it for October NGL but it's whatever. Edit: NVM I just checked and the lady at the end said what I had exactly thought so this must've been done around that time of the month.

  • @cashtwonine

    @cashtwonine

    28 күн бұрын

    skelyleton

  • @immrmeeseekslookatmeee1853

    @immrmeeseekslookatmeee1853

    27 күн бұрын

    Word af lol

  • @DeadboyClique
    @DeadboyClique27 күн бұрын

    Drink a shot every time the first caller calls skulls/bones “specimens”

  • @riverathebean
    @riverathebean28 күн бұрын

    "Graduated to human skulls" is a crazy sentence. There is no scientific use for these things for this person other than the idea of having them all in one place. Calling human remains artifacts is wild and buying them in a different countries will for sure make me question the origin of these remains. Often times Europeans would/will smuggle historic pieces from other countries into their "legit" auctions. Look up the Hobby Lobby stolen artifacts that ended up in their stores in the US.

  • @criticalyoshi

    @criticalyoshi

    28 күн бұрын

    No shit huh? 😂 You think those new guniea tribemen or tibetans just gave away their ritual skulls?

  • @riverathebean

    @riverathebean

    28 күн бұрын

    @@criticalyoshi it is not as common knowledge as you may think. You thought this comment was for you specifically? lol

  • @criticalyoshi

    @criticalyoshi

    27 күн бұрын

    ​@@riverathebeanFirst I agreed with you, and then I asked a question. Not sure what you're getting at.

  • @riverathebean

    @riverathebean

    27 күн бұрын

    @@criticalyoshi you got a funny of agreeing to things. Can you do it without being condescending to others?

  • @theyfukenwmesubliminally

    @theyfukenwmesubliminally

    27 күн бұрын

    ​@@riverathebean realx dude i think they were just being humorous, no need to be so serious right cmon now :)

  • @straifus3742
    @straifus374228 күн бұрын

    S P E C I M E N

  • @ClaytonBigsby01

    @ClaytonBigsby01

    27 күн бұрын

    Of my semen ?

  • @Juksemakeren

    @Juksemakeren

    27 күн бұрын

    @@ClaytonBigsby01 your skeleton

  • @mina_loi

    @mina_loi

    26 күн бұрын

    she's a specimen

  • @groundchele
    @groundchele28 күн бұрын

    why is the skull collectors voice so insanely relaxing 😭 I'm not a fan of collecting human bones but damn she can asmr

  • @KalashVodka175

    @KalashVodka175

    28 күн бұрын

    Asmr pov : you are the latest skull on the shelf in her collection and she is having philosophical monologue whilst looking at you

  • @paulshelkov7956

    @paulshelkov7956

    27 күн бұрын

    ​​@@KalashVodka175 Underrated comment. I hope she reads this and considers it.

  • @hanslain9729

    @hanslain9729

    27 күн бұрын

    ​@@KalashVodka175"You're such a good listener..."

  • @soggybiscotti8425

    @soggybiscotti8425

    27 күн бұрын

    Lulling you into a false sense of security before she collects your skull

  • @KalashVodka175

    @KalashVodka175

    27 күн бұрын

    @@soggybiscotti8425 Thats the first asmr vid of the miniserie

  • @JoshRips
    @JoshRips27 күн бұрын

    "A caller who is injecting dark web testosterone" same bro, same

  • @Pandora234able
    @Pandora234able27 күн бұрын

    That bodybuilding dude needs therapy if he isn’t already getting it. He’s so hard on himself.

  • @SatansltlSmoker

    @SatansltlSmoker

    12 күн бұрын

    😮😮 , , 7x ,

  • @deadlyauntiedjmystic9498
    @deadlyauntiedjmystic949828 күн бұрын

    Glad I'm early, so if you're donating your body to science there is a chance it's just going to be sold to a collector like this. I love macabre stuff but I draw the line at human remains personally because I know that those people really didn't want get sold to a dealer and were hoping to be donated to a school or something more meaningful vs my bookshelf. Buy what you will as it's perfectly legal in the U.S but definitely do your research. :)

  • @LunaZerOmega

    @LunaZerOmega

    27 күн бұрын

    Yeah it's incredibly unlikely any of those skulls were scientific/medical donations. Vast majority of human skulls in private collections are stolen from graves of people in poorer countries. There's a good reason she doesn't want to know about the people they used to be.

  • @colinhutchins2795

    @colinhutchins2795

    27 күн бұрын

    I agree, this is just gross. An artist or medical student to learn is one thing. But this is just some person off the street! No educational value or anything. Super creepy!

  • @zmike9831
    @zmike983127 күн бұрын

    i wish he would have asked the skull lady about her upbringing or if shes lonely, strange people like that always have some cool philosophies and it always cool to know why they're different

  • @mina_loi
    @mina_loi26 күн бұрын

    i'm just 6 minutes in, and i'm wondering if she ever worries about whether or not the skulls she buys are obtained ethically, and by ethically, i mean not by buyinng the waste/refuse of some organ harvesting operation.

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds28 күн бұрын

    Damn, that first call with that lady went down weird fast and got me uncomfortable real quick now. Edit: 6:45 I mean back in the early 2000's yeah I would understand but now it's just damn man she's so excited about owning dead children... Man that's insane not hip at all like that's beyond my edge lord line as far as I go honestly I just can't casually own dead people in my home like that no thank you. Something tells me though if she had a ghost and if they were real then she'd have a fun time with them I bet.

  • @donsaturno7246
    @donsaturno724622 күн бұрын

    Im all for oddities and collecting animal bones but owning the skull of a child from another continent and calling it a “specimen” just seems like going waaay too far

  • @eddiejamesmagic4207
    @eddiejamesmagic420728 күн бұрын

    Yeah maybe if you talk to it like a plant it'll grow back into a real person

  • @jimster1111
    @jimster111128 күн бұрын

    collecting skulls is weird but she doesnt sound insane. quite the contrary she sounds pretty normal. i spend just as much money on my gun collection so i cant really fault her for having hobbies.

  • @criticalyoshi

    @criticalyoshi

    28 күн бұрын

    To each their own. She sounds like a nut to me. Moreso the fact that she distances herself from the individual by referring to their remains as specimens and doesn't appear to be ethically sourcing these at all, if that's even possible.

  • @redlight3932

    @redlight3932

    27 күн бұрын

    @@criticalyoshi the hobby definitely gives old world rich english poacher vibes not really sapient honestly

  • @hanslain9729

    @hanslain9729

    27 күн бұрын

    You can collect all the animal skulls in the world, but you collect one human skull...

  • @lototheflo9640

    @lototheflo9640

    25 күн бұрын

    That’s how they get you lol. No but seriously. It doesn’t matter how the person presents when it’s about their crazy actions. Felons still wear suits in the courtroom

  • @lototheflo9640

    @lototheflo9640

    25 күн бұрын

    That’s how they get you lol. No but seriously. It doesn’t matter how the person presents when it’s about their crazy actions . Felons still wear suits in the courtroom

  • @lilyluvslemons
    @lilyluvslemons28 күн бұрын

    bad bad juju to have a human skull as a possession, yikes!

  • @BluBonsai

    @BluBonsai

    28 күн бұрын

    srsly tho if that shit happens to my bones I'm gonna start haunting the buyer so fast

  • @redlight3932

    @redlight3932

    27 күн бұрын

    its disrespectful in my opinion

  • @flask223

    @flask223

    12 күн бұрын

    Imo only a medical institution should own bones, and only if they are consented

  • @mrpizzawizard
    @mrpizzawizard26 күн бұрын

    i actually love how the first girl is so unhinged she actually can’t even comprehend the weight and how she actually sounds like a serial killer

  • @thomaspenny8360
    @thomaspenny836012 күн бұрын

    Take it easy dude, but take it!! Shout out Terence! Love that call, probably my favorite so far.

  • @TheUnfallenHero
    @TheUnfallenHero28 күн бұрын

    SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

  • @yeahokaycoolcool
    @yeahokaycoolcool28 күн бұрын

    Bro "uploaded 5 seconds ago" hell yeah

  • @TheGreenFlameGames
    @TheGreenFlameGames25 күн бұрын

    Really good episode for me to get into this channel, ive been wanting to for a while😭 amazing

  • @vaultveteran3368
    @vaultveteran336821 күн бұрын

    I went on quite a big hunt for where these "Medical specimens" come from and in most not all but most cases they are most definitely not medical specimens most are victims of grave robbing

  • @flask223

    @flask223

    12 күн бұрын

    Yeah

  • @meandtheithrees3898
    @meandtheithrees389827 күн бұрын

    Put her on a list

  • @mrpizzawizard
    @mrpizzawizard26 күн бұрын

    “graduated to human skulls” is insane and actually comparing them to other animals skulls like they’re just objects or “specimens” or collectibles is crazy too

  • @FrostedJr
    @FrostedJr23 күн бұрын

    I hope the best for Jamal. He sounds so nice and kind. Skull girl also sounds nice, just in a different way.

  • @Whatmynameiswhat
    @Whatmynameiswhat27 күн бұрын

    This was a premium geck legend episode. WTF Lyle? Jk take my money I love you. Also she is definitely getting these skulls illegally. Check out the Harvard Medical School and University of Arkansas Med School anatomy lab scandal. She absolutely was one of these people.

  • @jonacker6991
    @jonacker699128 күн бұрын

    ...I heard folks too, Lyle. Lmao.

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds28 күн бұрын

    The dude with the demon thing had me Blasting bro out of my seat that was awesome.

  • @Oscult
    @Oscult27 күн бұрын

    Imagine a demon calling you lame like Jake Paul. I'd be messed up lol

  • @flynn312
    @flynn31226 күн бұрын

    The prompts can be categories instead of questions so people can fill in with their own experiences then it allows them to go on random tangents.

  • @charli3k4052
    @charli3k405227 күн бұрын

    Just admitted its finally a sergeant frog cosplay

  • @Carbonator5000
    @Carbonator500028 күн бұрын

    Shoutout to Jamal … Great call and he totally said books Geck. ;)

  • @Toast6969
    @Toast696927 күн бұрын

    The thumbnails have been getting really good lately

  • @maxraccoon3529
    @maxraccoon352913 күн бұрын

    Quite hilarious that the 2 animes Lyle has watched is one really obscure one and Baka and Test

  • @samuelkuld8216
    @samuelkuld821624 күн бұрын

    The first caller was trying to be as pragmatic as possible for effect. Probably a legit ass person who’s really funny, has cool friends, and was a morbidly curious kid that happened to grow up valuing humans regardless of collections. Taxidermy isn’t generically weird, insect collecting isn’t generically weird, and, to some capacity, collecting human decomposed remains isn’t inherently weird. However these items were procured, the caller obviously understood the moral implications of this particular hobby. Don’t judge people for things you don’t know the inner stories of.

  • @flask223

    @flask223

    12 күн бұрын

    It is very hard to get "ethically sourced" human remains. Most of the time they are stolen

  • @wrensey_YT
    @wrensey_YT24 күн бұрын

    Second caller is a prime "men will do anything except go to therapy" example

  • @paulshelkov7956
    @paulshelkov795627 күн бұрын

    I would consider the Family Guy demon a bit if PTSD. After a very difficult trip one time I would have moments in the next few months to a year where I would feel like I'm tripping again... You just need to process it and move on, which you are. Deal with the anxiety and that stuff won't happen again.

  • @Oaky
    @Oaky25 күн бұрын

    I want someone to have my skull when I'm dead. Seems like a great way to be remembered. She talks with them and seems to have a good relationship

  • @zackhanson4200
    @zackhanson420028 күн бұрын

    Love you brother!

  • @themanwhosoldthaworld1920
    @themanwhosoldthaworld192025 күн бұрын

    Lyle should definitely do an alternate show with the skeleton costume for paranormal stories

  • @UnderwWhere-hq8eb
    @UnderwWhere-hq8eb25 күн бұрын

    Who else likes emotion sounds

  • @davidb7723
    @davidb772328 күн бұрын

    28:19 Lyle really helped this guy 😊

  • @tonysolar284
    @tonysolar28422 күн бұрын

    9:43 sometimes I find myself imagining Lyle checking out stuff in the backdrop vid as it play, Like that white truck and wants in the back of it. Sorry, I'm weird.

  • @laovvi7140
    @laovvi714027 күн бұрын

    Either you bring the prompt or the caller does. If no one brings a prompt to your conversation, you end up with the long-silence-"have-a-good-day" calls.

  • @Ambivlaent
    @Ambivlaent28 күн бұрын

    Baka and Test is a goated anime. Geck knows what’s up

  • @fsu7482

    @fsu7482

    22 күн бұрын

    Johnny test is a great anime for beginners

  • @keighleamartin8688
    @keighleamartin868820 күн бұрын

    Yeah the Attack on Titan series had me by the chokehold then slayed me. Incredible.

  • @DisturbedBroski
    @DisturbedBroski28 күн бұрын

    Lyle, my wife and I were at your Milwaukee show and I was too starstruck to ask you a question i have been dying to ask! Would you rather eat poop flavored ice cream or ice cream flavored poop?

  • @james737er

    @james737er

    28 күн бұрын

    does the poop flavored ice cream also give you e. coli?

  • @DisturbedBroski

    @DisturbedBroski

    28 күн бұрын

    @@james737er both are safe to eat in this hypothetical. You won't get sick no matter what you choose, just have to deal with the taste and texture of your choice lmao

  • @olec7125

    @olec7125

    28 күн бұрын

    I mean... that's the main negative effect of poop. So I'd go with the cream flavoured poop​@@DisturbedBroski

  • @DisturbedBroski

    @DisturbedBroski

    28 күн бұрын

    @@olec7125 I'd say the texture and just knowing you're eating a handful of poop even if it tastes good is a negative in and of itself lol that being said I would also go the ice cream flavored poop. Surprisingly it's been pretty 50/50 when I ask.

  • @criticalyoshi

    @criticalyoshi

    27 күн бұрын

    ​@@DisturbedBroskiaughta keep an eye on the people that answered poop flavor ice cream 😂 No different than eating iced diarrhea imo

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds28 күн бұрын

    Yeah, she's definitely not a murderer of any kind 😅👌 definitely just a quirk someone has 😂😂😂

  • @Bruh_come_on
    @Bruh_come_on28 күн бұрын

    Thumbnail edged us

  • @tonysolar284
    @tonysolar28422 күн бұрын

    Backdrop Vid Location = Chinatown, Honolulu

  • @mrpizzawizard
    @mrpizzawizard26 күн бұрын

    home girl just compared keeping skulls to having plants 💀

  • @paolagrando5079
    @paolagrando507925 күн бұрын

    In Italy we have so many bones and body parts in churches. I always find them creepy.

  • @joelstoecklin2418
    @joelstoecklin241828 күн бұрын

    I swear we heard this one already

  • @user-dl6dz2xv8b

    @user-dl6dz2xv8b

    27 күн бұрын

    Thank you for confirming I’m not crazy 😭 the first two calls sounded so familiar but I couldn’t find them using keywords

  • @Whatmynameiswhat

    @Whatmynameiswhat

    27 күн бұрын

    This was a premium episode on Spotify

  • @famousbowl9926

    @famousbowl9926

    27 күн бұрын

    Timlines shifted lol

  • @xkoala303x
    @xkoala303x24 күн бұрын

    I hate how she refers to them as specimens, it really sucks all the humanity out of them. They are human remains, not neat little curiosities of some long dead alien species.

  • @mina_loi
    @mina_loi26 күн бұрын

    this is how i cope, i do not worry and most times am not especially offended by others bc i know everyone will eventually die 55:00

  • @fsu7482
    @fsu748222 күн бұрын

    Gym dude sounds so damn cool imo.

  • @yunekoVT
    @yunekoVT28 күн бұрын

    sheesh still only 720p youtube must be taking forever to upload the 1080p quality

  • @sarahmiller6265
    @sarahmiller626527 күн бұрын

    Yay Lyle

  • @MachineElf_Official
    @MachineElf_Official27 күн бұрын

    I heard "folks"

  • @robertstern6274
    @robertstern627427 күн бұрын

    This girl sounds like such a sweetheart and interesting too

  • @UnderwWhere-hq8eb
    @UnderwWhere-hq8eb25 күн бұрын

    Its cause were trying to feed it His demon is talking with him even now He labels the idea as a demon, the demon shows his faults His lies breed with pride 'Finding another "way"'

  • @gnomefuel
    @gnomefuel24 күн бұрын

    i like how you handled that last one she was cringe but fuck it, just a dying old man but fifty years younger

  • @laurenk5532
    @laurenk553225 күн бұрын

    I panicked. but it’s okay now. :)

  • @BluBonsai
    @BluBonsai28 күн бұрын

    as a trans person who's (temporarily) been off testosterone for about a month, I gotta sympathize with the guy. Finally getting the body you want feels so good and losing it almost overnight can be a huge bummer. T can also help a lot with depression which not many ppl know.

  • @redlight3932

    @redlight3932

    27 күн бұрын

    im not taking drugs to get the body i want im going to work for it and if i never achieve then i have to accept myself for who i am kinda sounds like youre saying its a choice and somewhat of a vain pursuit instead of doing it to be healthy

  • @caitlinmccullough507

    @caitlinmccullough507

    27 күн бұрын

    @@redlight3932okay that’s your choice? This person who you’re replying to is relating and empathizing with the caller. People have their own reason for doing things and can make their own choices, why’d you feel the need to comment this? Do you want a trophy?

  • @aztec2281

    @aztec2281

    26 күн бұрын

    how do you live with estrogen constantly coursing through your veins?

  • @BluBonsai

    @BluBonsai

    26 күн бұрын

    ​@@aztec2281 why, do you want some? open to trade.

  • @flask223

    @flask223

    12 күн бұрын

    ​@@redlight3932the thing is u should only take testosterone if you are quite below the average for a man. Taking too much does not help with anything Furthermore though, i dont know if cis men should take testosterone unless they have a hormone disorder. Because the amount in your body is just fine and some people's are lower but that doesn't matter it's just how it is and it doesn't make u less strong or whatever u might just not get bald

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds28 күн бұрын

    When did the gecko go goth??? I mean it's not halloween yet.

  • @mugenstyles
    @mugenstyles27 күн бұрын

    why these thumbnails been going so hard lately? 😭

  • @Joahhs
    @Joahhs26 күн бұрын

    Dark web testosterone dude sounds like sam hyde.

  • @noble137
    @noble13727 күн бұрын

    Lyle Forever forever.

  • @user-lw9yz
    @user-lw9yz22 күн бұрын

    The swiss are weird.

  • @Dlong00
    @Dlong0028 күн бұрын

    Mmmkay

  • @toweliethetowel8280
    @toweliethetowel828028 күн бұрын

    I live in switzerland for 20 years. Never heard of this BS. xD

  • @redlight3932

    @redlight3932

    27 күн бұрын

    sus country man sus

  • @user-oe1mp3sl4x
    @user-oe1mp3sl4x28 күн бұрын

    Am I having a stroke or am I having Deja vu?

  • @hanslain9729

    @hanslain9729

    27 күн бұрын

    Spotify?

  • @user-oe1mp3sl4x

    @user-oe1mp3sl4x

    27 күн бұрын

    @@hanslain9729 ahhh I figured it out. it was a previous premium episode

  • @MR06174
    @MR0617428 күн бұрын

    MY MAN 😎👉

  • @mrpizzawizard
    @mrpizzawizard26 күн бұрын

    let’s actually keep an eye on the first girl y’all. actually weird how heavy the serial killer vibes are.

  • @ghost3times
    @ghost3times25 күн бұрын

    Skull girl prob a freak fr

  • @lymantriiae
    @lymantriiae27 күн бұрын

    specimen

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds28 күн бұрын

    34:36 Bro had a Anime Episode Event. Edit: 38:36 Hell YEAH THO WORD UP.

  • @turtle4493
    @turtle449328 күн бұрын

    Paint your face pink

  • @nyasyn420
    @nyasyn42028 күн бұрын

    MOBA gang I play smite and predecessor 🤘

  • @topangacooter
    @topangacooter28 күн бұрын

    W

  • @kThund3r
    @kThund3r27 күн бұрын

    This is definitely my type of person. 10/10 would be great friends

  • @jacobgarcia8134
    @jacobgarcia813428 күн бұрын

    Over a million dollars is what I heard an average person spends on a child

  • @redlight3932

    @redlight3932

    27 күн бұрын

    doubt its true some people hardly made a millon in their life time

  • @dreadedbreadbed3705
    @dreadedbreadbed370527 күн бұрын

    Bro uses testosterone made from soy, talks about beautiful Brazilian man.... hmmmmm 🤔

  • @Pandora234able

    @Pandora234able

    27 күн бұрын

    He’s probably gay, bi, or pan.

  • @flask223

    @flask223

    12 күн бұрын

    It works the same as human made testosterone Would u rather it be harvested from men? Milked?

  • @marcelinefagley6623
    @marcelinefagley662327 күн бұрын

    bragging about buying a stolen religious artifact from a european country is so not it. i say this as someone who loves dead things and the macabre. this “hobby” has deeply racist roots and the fact that you are clearly not even inquisitive to how these skulls are obtained and/or whether or not it was somehow done ethically says a lot about how you actually don’t respect these people. saying you respect something does not equal giving it respect.

  • @flask223

    @flask223

    12 күн бұрын

    Real

  • @danteshollowedgrounds
    @danteshollowedgrounds28 күн бұрын

    10:00 As a formally mentally ill person she scares me...

  • @Taiwanumber2
    @Taiwanumber227 күн бұрын

    47:50 this chick boring

  • @boogaloo1320
    @boogaloo132026 күн бұрын

    Meow meow, have moist critikal on as a guest and your social credit score will be boosted to lvl 100 prestige lyle

  • @koalemos1679
    @koalemos167926 күн бұрын

    The fuck

  • @elisabeth-680
    @elisabeth-68028 күн бұрын

    The skulls don’t care about your day

  • @redlight3932

    @redlight3932

    27 күн бұрын

    so quirky

  • @A-_-.A
    @A-_-.A28 күн бұрын

    wow first

  • @JW-jn4if
    @JW-jn4if17 күн бұрын

    Why is lyle always trying to make people feel bad about things.

  • @mrpizzawizard
    @mrpizzawizard26 күн бұрын

    home girl definitely would have lengthy, passionate, conversation about skulls with dahmer, idgaf if you ended up with the skulls in different ways, doesn’t make it okay

  • @AnalLeakage
    @AnalLeakage28 күн бұрын

    4 Minutes after the upload, woooo!!!

  • @AnalLeakage
    @AnalLeakage27 күн бұрын

    Are you a hypocrite? And what about would be a great prompt.

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