"How do you charge your phone." ... "I have solar panels." "It's night time." I died lmaooooo

i want a shirt that says "talk to your therapist about how you think your friend tried to kill you. then learn how to play golf"

@sweatybeanz808

2 жыл бұрын

TAKE NOTES PEOPLE

@willgamer1

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweatybeanz808 I

@willgamer1

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweatybeanz808 I

@innactive6964

2 жыл бұрын

@@willgamer1 I

@capealio

Жыл бұрын

17:09

That coma guy's friend totally tried to murder him.

@ClaytonBigsby01

Жыл бұрын

yep . 100%. the proof to me was gim insisting on going to that specific hunting spot. HE wanted to go there because he knew it was the best place to do the deed. Never make it that easy for someone to kill you. especially if your boning their sister .

@Quantum973

6 ай бұрын

Is there any follow up to this that anyone's aware?

@myolua

4 ай бұрын

It's fake

@VarietyArc

3 ай бұрын

​@@myoluaprove it

@sillyyup4425

2 ай бұрын

@@myoluajust like half the calls are, who cares tbh. It’s fun to let people story tell even if it’s fictional. Makes the real ones hit harder

I felt like i was haveing a stroke/fever dream during that Hayden talk.

@Goozeeeee

2 жыл бұрын

I’m legit mad at how long Geck let him stay on the line. The smugness.

@emperorza5777

2 жыл бұрын

Hayden???

@FuCkEr99ify

2 жыл бұрын

@@Goozeeeee fact he was so ducking annoying

@BLSonOfKratos

Жыл бұрын

​@emperorza5777 dude claimed he hasn't talked to a person face to face in two years, despite working night security since he was 10. He was an orphan who now lives on a bed in the middle of the woods. He doesn't know what agoraphobia is because the lack of a house makes such fears irrelevant. Honestly, committed to the bit for a while, it was hilarious

@Shit4Brains456

Жыл бұрын

@@BLSonOfKratos actually he lives at the edge of the woods

"I'm not a violent person", "But for the right price you are." Lmao

Not gonna lie that hunting/attempted murder story was juicy af

@tabora_

Жыл бұрын

💀💀 as soon as the kid said "do you remember anything" it immediately made me think it was NOT on accident

@thievingclient2665

Жыл бұрын

We need to find his friend

@MrOZOLSS

Жыл бұрын

dude, its such a fake story

@fredsnicker

Жыл бұрын

@@MrOZOLSS Super obvious, dude's story literally changed. I was in a coma 6 months ago for 1 year, now the coma is only 6 months?

@eduardomacedo8937

Жыл бұрын

​@@fredsnicker i think he tried to correct his answer, 6 months was the time since he woke up, 1 year of coma. He noticed the confusion after agreeing with the wrong info than made a "oh..." but was interrupted but didn't want to spend the little time he had going back to it

As someone who was homeless for 2 years while working the whole time, i feel bad for the guy in the woods. People say it sounds like bs but I know how it can be. You figure out how to keep your phone charged, where to shower, how look normal/presentable so no one knows or bothers you. He sounded like he's pretty much given up and is just existing. Being a foster kid is a traumatic way to grow and can really mess a person up for life

@agro9999

5 ай бұрын

Fr the lack of empathy from these idiots comments and those that support it is crazy. A therapy show where ppl discredit personal experience. Kyle has some part in that conversation coming across as slightly dense not thinking how hard it would be to socialize in his situation. Not the good take in this episode

@dianarune9704

4 ай бұрын

Same

@Lexfrederick08

4 ай бұрын

Oh this whole concept is incredibly harmful! You have completely untrained adults playing dress up and giving themselves a name using verbiage that carries weight, and then talking to people with actual serious trauma and problems, and just being all "mehhhh mehhh oh cool" about it for monitized content. Yes, that poor man living in the woods. I'm sure people call in with fake stories, but it's not your place to tell people if their experience is made up. That only further exacerbates the issue. This is so harmful. I hope that man from the woods is doing better ❤

@andie3448

3 ай бұрын

I lived in my car in the woods and nobody believed I was genuinely homeless they thought I was staying at places.. good insurance and a delivery job helps. Didn't pay enough for rent tho. Just showers and food. In my state you can park on state property and sleep. Aka the woods.

I'm surprised that he didn't stop to ask if the 2nd guy was talking about physical therapy or psychological therapy lol. Imagine being that guy's physical therapist and one second you're re-teaching him how to properly chew an apple and mid-bite he spits out his food and says "So I think my friend who shot me did it on purpose. This internet gecko I spoke to thought it was important I disclose that with you. He said you'd be able to give me some good advice on what to do."

@jamesphelps9573

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀😂😂😂 he’s like we need to taper you off those meds lol

I love this channel. It's got GTA radio vibes.

@DeflatedHorse

2 жыл бұрын

To me it gives both gta radio vibes and local open source AM radio in the early morning vibes

@BIG_SLEEZ

2 жыл бұрын

@@333joshuaperezzz same bruh

@prod.wwreeechh9314

Жыл бұрын

@@DeflatedHorse exactly!! Early AM radio talk shows

@james737er

Жыл бұрын

@@prod.wwreeechh9314early AM (12-6 AM) shows in my area is all conspiracy nonsense. makes sense cause i’m in the deep woods of florida lol

@serijas737

Жыл бұрын

@@james737er Ahh yes the Deep Woods of Florida where 89% of all Cryptid Sightings happen

What a modern public access tv show looks like

The caller who called to complain about other callers was doing the exact same thing he was complaining about.

@proctordoctor5756

5 ай бұрын

Yup, talking loud and saying nothing.

@fufu_slav

3 ай бұрын

He was very much aware and he was right tho. She had nothing to offer for a story of conversation other than statimg that she was one of the people that Lyle was gonna visit. Was weird

@mooodeuce

Ай бұрын

I disagree. The other callers were boring because they cared too much about how they would be perceived. Nothing interesting can come from a conversation with somebody like that as they reveal nothing. Calvin on the other hand didn't give a shit, was drunk also so was completely mask off and allowed the therapy gecko to actually say something insightful for once instead of just struggling to hold a conversation with a weirdo or spend 10 minutes getting trolled by somebody with a voice changer or a stupid story because he wasn't 100% sure they were talking complete bs. If more drunk people or just people who don't religiously watch his show called in like Calvin then it would be a lot more engaging to listen to.

@anonymous5405

18 күн бұрын

@@fufu_slavit’s a fucking Reddit stream of a man in a gecko pretending to be a therapist. Who do you expect to call in. This is not Howard stern. If you don’t want benign chatting then go somewhere else.

The conversation with Hayden is hilarious hahahah

The wife who would kill for money is officially my favorite caller LMAOOO

@zondervonstrek

Жыл бұрын

She was the most relatable.

2:05:33 i was really expecting geck to hang up right there, wouldve been hilarious

I'm worried about Hayden. Both for him and of him lmao

@hightunnel2723

Жыл бұрын

I can’t stop laughing during his phone call

@Emira_75

Жыл бұрын

He's definitely meming

@lostmountainresearchco

Жыл бұрын

He was a total troll. You could hear him struggling to keep from laughing.

@hotdog6523

29 күн бұрын

I think he’s a ghost

dude was trying to get the hunting guy into one spot for a murder thats very spooky i dont let anyone trudge me into their neck of the woods

The last guy definitely came of as the type of guy with a god complex

@collingilbertson2579

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm not saying I know everything about everything BUT....."

@collingilbertson2579

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the fact he thinks everyone else is stupid but doesn't know the difference between substance and sustenance

If we're all dead, why not be nice to each other so we all enjoy eternity together? Thanks Papa

@gwockamol

2 жыл бұрын

How boring

@keychain2115

2 жыл бұрын

@@gwockamol Yeah

@keychain2115

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the bad guy from Crash bandicoot smokes DMT, so he has an N on his head.

@Radiowias

Жыл бұрын

@@keychain2115wtf lol

To whoever may need to hear it, don’t be afraid of getting older. I’m currently just a few months away from turning 30 and something that I’ve realised is that getting older isn’t that big of a deal, not really. So don’t worry about it, life ain’t over. Hell, it has barely even begun! So just relax and enjoy the ride! :)

@EXACTLYInstrumentals

2 жыл бұрын

I miss being a kid and the magic of discovering new things

@fanoftoast

2 жыл бұрын

I’m 2 months away from 29 and I CANNOT WAIT to be 30, FLIRTY AND THRIVING!! Also you’re totally right, age is just a number. I’ve been lucky enough to become friends with people decades older than me and I’ve realized you’re not “old” until you die. You can still be so full of life (whether you have mobility or not) literally until the very end. Being able to age, and get wiser and have more experiences is SUCH a beautiful gift.

@fanoftoast

2 жыл бұрын

@@EXACTLYInstrumentals girl I discover new things weekly as an adult. Like this week I discovered a mashup of the funky town song and nine inch nails and let me tell you, THE EXCITEMENT IS REALLLL. There are gonna be new things for us to discover until the end of time.

@Red0543

2 жыл бұрын

@@EXACTLYInstrumentals Oh believe me, you can still discover things and have a true “Wow!” Experience even after you “grow up.” Just like Ash up there says! :) First thing that comes to my mind is that at the start of this summer I decided to take a walk in the middle of the night because I couldn’t sleep, what was meant to be a quick walk around the block became an all night excursion as I just went “Hmm… You know, I have never gone down this path before!” and just went exploring. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen the sun rise over a mist covered field and seen the world slowly but surely wake up around you. :)

@Vex319

2 жыл бұрын

Time is a man made concept.

The coma guy’s friend definitely tired to kill him because the “hunting spot” he wanted to go to is where he was planning to kill him and that’s why he was so adamant that they go there and after he shot josh, the friend probably realized what he did and called 911 but said it was a accident, that’s my theory anyway

@user-lk9rh2ox3h

2 ай бұрын

i wouldve listened to the 911 call

the last guy is so wrong. hearing about the woman folding her laundry and depicting it in my mind was beautiful to me

@klaatubaradanikto1490

2 жыл бұрын

right and her vibe was so lovely and chill, versus the last guy. makes sense that he was drunk bc all he had to say were negative things about others. but it does remind me how cool this show is bc i like that geck can just talk to anyone doing anything and talk about pretty much anything, that's just nice. not everything has to be howard stern esque entertainment

@anonymous5405

18 күн бұрын

He’s like those people that say “I can’t stand small talk, let’s talk about the universe”. Part of why I love watching this stream is the inconsequential chit chats that happen

My heart was breaking for the orphan guy until I realized the guy who sleeps "at a bed in the middle of the woods" is totally trolling. Lol

@kenzieshaye6818

Жыл бұрын

He gave me serial killer vibes

@SlitWristMisfit_

Жыл бұрын

@@kenzieshaye6818 Serial killers just wanna be your friend.

@austiniscoolduh

Жыл бұрын

idk, thats a pretty common spot for actual homeless people

@THE_MOONMAN

6 ай бұрын

​@@austiniscoolduh Bruh if someone is actually homeless they'd be being more serious about it and if they're not they likely deserve to be in that position tbh

@agro9999

5 ай бұрын

​@@THE_MOONMANnice assuming how homeless people think is peak delusional

oh my gosh that 2nd story is definitely attempted murder...

@collingilbertson2579

2 жыл бұрын

It was how obsessed the other guy was with what he remembered and how he keeps asking repeatedly that made me 100% sure it was attempted murder

@void7175

2 жыл бұрын

I have to wonder if the dude just made all that up waiting for his call to be answered, it's just so wild. But he was pretty convincing. If it was legit, absolutely that dude tried to kill him

@lucidmovement222

2 жыл бұрын

premeditated, Sopranos type shit

@martinezmartinez8230

29 күн бұрын

It's def fake

That girl saying “past-uh” instead of pasta caused me a great deal of inner pain thank you for ending the conversation as quickly as you did

@ZeroFische

2 ай бұрын

I love pastuh

“Babe wake up, therapy gecko just posted”

I'm watching this 6 months after this video came out, I wonder whatever came of the kid who's friend shot him "accidentally" in the back of the head

Even if that was legitimately a hunting accident, it's still unforgivable negligence. That friendship should end regardless.

This second call sounds like a fucking mystery novel. JFC. Stop hanging out with that “friend.” 😭

10:00 it's obvious that his intentions were to murder him and perhaps ditch the body there. But things didn't go as planned and now he's regretting his at the moment actions. The dude should definitely press charges. No mames bruh. Attempted murder right there. If the friend's "spot" seemed more isolated then that's definitely a first red flag.

@blindingshadow3463

Жыл бұрын

Secondary shooter, probably the perps father

@crappyanimations9992

6 ай бұрын

The story is fake, but like... no. You can't ruin someone's life on a hunch. That would probably fly with a jury, but no good judge would say that person is guilty.

@pearlh2425

5 ай бұрын

@@crappyanimations9992 He already did actually shoot him in the head. He could press charges even if it was an accident from an evidence perspective.

@crappyanimations9992

5 ай бұрын

@@pearlh2425 Yeah he could totally press charges, but not for first degree murder.

@GaslightingWomen

4 ай бұрын

But two people go hunting in the woods and 1 person comes back. Dumbest way to get caught

the girl who said she wasn’t interesting and creative was funny

@getmeouttahere98

2 жыл бұрын

i think i need to call my mom ASAP

one of my fav things to do is search for huge houses and take virtual tours. this video is so perfect

I need an update to that first story. I'm worried for him. My boyfriend suffered a major TBI and its turned him into a completely different person. I hope he was able to discuss the suspicion with his therapist, maybe even sought out a session or two of hypnotherapy? I hope he's doing well...

Geck is love geck is life

“Hopefully it won’t be traumatic but whatever” this encompasses what being a parent is 😂

20:15 "now I'm 47, and a geck on the computer" i was like wat lmfao

The guy who lives on a bed in the woods legit talked like somebody who hasn't spoken to anyone in two years.

"Now your left smoking a cigarette in the darkness as the rain falls"

How’s this so popular on insta but not on here bru. Needa spread the Gecko Gospel

@diamondsprince

2 жыл бұрын

it's a whole 2 hours

He definitely ended the pasta caller because of the way they said pasta.😂

The lady calling in for her husband was my favorite

I genuinely feel bad for hayden the hermit i cant imagine the only conversation in 2 years is about toilet paper

@H-TownHolditDown

7 ай бұрын

That pos was Lying

@VarietyArc

3 ай бұрын

​@@H-TownHolditDownyou assume. You know what they say about assuming?

I could listen to the guy with the bed for hours

Great content, keep up the good work man

I've been listening to all these podcasts for 3 months and this is HANDS DOWN the best yet!

The hunting story sounds like the beginning of a true crime KZread documentary.

the one dude at the end was making me mad like bro this is a talk show with a gecko as a theapist let people talk like its chill

just getting into the Therapy Gecko universe, it never ceases to make me laugh uncontrollably when he asks the callers name again

At first Hayden's 'never spoken to anyone in two years' story really interested me and I wanted to know more, but you can just tell the dude is making it up. He sleeps in the woods, has no place to stay but manages to have a paid night security job? Surely his employer would need to have a residential address on file and the dude says he has no family/friends and doesn't talk to anyone so he can't exactly rely on someone else's details. If someone really was living in the woods and managed to have a paid job and could survive like that they couldn't just be a mute and never speak to anyone. Even if it's cash-in-hand he's still got to interact with someone to get that money. Also, seems sketchy he hasn't spoken a word to anyone in years and he's too shy to speak to a cashier two years ago but he's suddenly able to talk on a live stream in front of hundreds of people. It all just screams fake to me sadly.

@mcr5645

2 жыл бұрын

idk I lived in the woods for a while working for JC Penny...

@jackbeknown

2 жыл бұрын

@@mcr5645 I'm sure you talked to people during that time though?

@mcr5645

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackbeknown barely tbh, like I don't really count saying hello as talking. I'm not a nut but I can go long periods of time while saying maybe 5 words total...

@tylergannon7398

2 жыл бұрын

I think he was lying but the money could be direct deposit set up from years ago and he could have set up a po box and then used a fake or previous address. If you know where a half way house is in your area that would be a good address to use because people come and go from them constantly

@golightly4319

2 жыл бұрын

Ted Kaczynski??

I think an important info that might be missing for the hunting accident guy is that a lawyer and a medical professional wouldnt just go and tell people about it unless you specifically tell them to (or the friend decides to finish the job)

not Lyle dropping his venmo when he hears $200 my man lol

I'm sort of astounded how many people call in with almost nothing to say. Lyle has to really poke and dig into these people's statements to get them to say anything.

Yo that dude on the hunting trip for sure got shot by his girlfriends brother.

@DummyDingusRex

2 жыл бұрын

He was making it up. At first he said the coma lasted a year and then he said it was 6 months.

@caspianuwu1408

2 жыл бұрын

@@DummyDingusRex no. he stated that he was in a coma for a year. he woke up 6 months ago, he is not faking it, you just have the wording mixed up

@DummyDingusRex

2 жыл бұрын

@@caspianuwu1408 lol no 6:15 “yeah i was in the coma for a year” 12:55 “yeah i was in the coma for 6 months” also just “hur bur i hit mah hed and started to remember things again ouhh spooki innernette mystery”

@natasgabel1672

2 жыл бұрын

@@DummyDingusRex your second time stamp doesn't actually say that

@DummyDingusRex

2 жыл бұрын

@@natasgabel1672 sorry ig that’s when he replies “yeah” you have to go back 5 seconds for the question my b

Never forget never forgive seems like a horrible motto to live by

@austingould8275

2 жыл бұрын

Never forgive, never forget... ...unless there's a beach house involved.

@Goozeeeee

2 жыл бұрын

It can be good in some situations, especially when dealing with manipulative and narcissistic family

I lowkey think "Hayden" was Ian from the H3 crew 🙈 don't come at me

@msartmamaz

2 жыл бұрын

Broooo, I was thinking the same thing!!!

The guy at the end was so confident with his answer but really I think it was just an excuse to put others down so he'd feel better about himself and his admission of misery. I hope he's learned to be a little more open to people and their experiences.

Last call had me fucking rolling fr

becky offin' her husband was a serious curveball

"Hey, so you know: I'm dating your sister." "Oh, that's cool. Wanna go hunting next weekend? I know a good spot."

13:36 an internet gecko and 100,000 other people lol “I don’t want to tell a lot of people”

Okay I did not expect Kitboga here 1:48:09

@Goozeeeee

2 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

His head got in the way of a buck? Dude shot him for sure! Especially if he randonly wanted to go hunting in a spacific spot... 🤨

That last guy... sheesh

The guy did say something outlandish. He said he only has a bed and no wall, but he bought a ton of toilet paper. Where’s the toilet come in? And second where is the wind or crickets or any background noise of the forest?

@Masked_SVincent

4 ай бұрын

Gotta dig a latt

I have a saying I like to live by: Take anything as a possibility, but nothing as more than a probability.

I think his friend was trying to bring him to that specific hunting spot so he can get rid of him more easily, maybe there was a location nearby the spot so he could dispose of him.

Becky sounded a lot like when Kitboga uses the voice changer to disguise himself as an old woman.

there’s literally nothing to do in new hampshire trust me.. you can hike and like hike

Loved Scott

None of y’all time stamp Hayden 😒 27:11

@BreezyVIL

2 ай бұрын

Thank you, person of the past

"Wait shi... it's 300 dollars.."

this is a really good stream

Last guy clearly shows how people that are hurt inside tend to hurt people outside, hope he gets better ❤️

@wawadu2117

Жыл бұрын

well said, mans really needs to find peace.

i think that orphan guy was trolling. lmao

He definitely tried to kill ole buddy.

the bounce back and forth

Yo! I just had a great idea! " Affordable Salamander Councilling "

Fantastic episode.

Lyle is such a great vibe

I feel for Haden. I'm a lot like him. I don't go outside and don't talk to people face to face. I only go outside once a month to pay my rent, and I work remote. No friends, family is miles away. I wonder how Haden's doing?

1:32:07 doin something your passionate about in front of other passionately inspires!! 💕

10 yr old security guard lol

Sounds like dude tried to kill him.

Last guy was just a sad drunk idiot. I loved the laundry lady

very good episode

Why are these videos so feverish?

Good i love this show

tbh i think i’d stop being physically crippled by pain with my teeth trying to murder me if i were already dead

"NEW HAMPSHIRE" - Bob Wiley

In 30 years the kids are going to call into a show about family trauma, and share about how they told their dad to get out of the car since he did that to their sweet grandma once… the cycle continues…

Dude that got shot, woooow! Duuuuude!

“forgive and forget.…. unless they have a beach house.”

He tried to shoot that bro keep it real man

That man’s whole family was plotting against him

The beach in the midwest is not a beach 😂

Gecko.."Who shot you?" Me..."Separate the weak from the obsolete,hard to creep the Brooklyn streets"..crazy story though🤔😳

@gerothepharaoh

7 ай бұрын

did you just drop bars?

if this is what happens if you're dead, it would be better to ask "how do you know you're not reincarnated"

I think the last caller had a little sustenance in his trousers. XD

Why am I listening to this to sleep? Lol

very good content

the woods guy baffled me.. I am so confused