“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR” - Therapy Gecko

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  • @wormhole.johnson
    @wormhole.johnson5 ай бұрын

    I was a philosophy major and that last caller was completely insufferable

  • @Permannent

    @Permannent

    5 ай бұрын

    Thank god this is the second comment. I normally don’t even leave comments on videos, but It felt necessary to come down and say something like this 😂

  • @markbyrd5721

    @markbyrd5721

    5 ай бұрын

    The first one is too

  • @JadeyIsKool

    @JadeyIsKool

    5 ай бұрын

    I thought I was the only one who hated that call. Dude didn't spit any philosophy on us at all. Geck is my favourite modern day philosopher now

  • @Helmasaur_King

    @Helmasaur_King

    5 ай бұрын

    I am not a philosophy major and that last caller was completely insufferable 😂

  • @juancarlo888

    @juancarlo888

    5 ай бұрын

    So obnoxious. You know they are pissed to be called out by the wisest gecko philosopher of our time.

  • @wargex
    @wargex5 ай бұрын

    Philosophy caller has reinforced my philosophy that anyone who cares about philosophy and even worse calls themselves a philosopher is smarmy and insufferable.

  • @wargex

    @wargex

    5 ай бұрын

    que Rick and Morty high IQ meme.

  • @yournamehere4562

    @yournamehere4562

    5 ай бұрын

    Think about the famous philosophers we know who lived in the past. One thing they all had in common that I know of is that they were old and experienced in damn near everything. They were at least experts in anything they talked about a 20-year-old college student saying she is a philosopher makes me cringe so hard 😂! philosopher- a person who offers views or theories on profound questions in ethics, metaphysics, logic, and other related fields . Does anyone know any 20 year old females who are profound in any way whatsoever 😂?

  • @5percentweightedfish

    @5percentweightedfish

    5 ай бұрын

    @@yournamehere4562okay incel it’s not even that. If anything it’s the universities fault for making the curriculum easy enough for her to keep up with.

  • @MickeyMousOfficial

    @MickeyMousOfficial

    5 ай бұрын

    monkey thinks he knows of something he doesn't know that he knows what he knows that nothing means something and something is everything at the same time's nothing 😢

  • @davidb7723
    @davidb77235 ай бұрын

    44:15 staying together for the kids isn't a good representation of what a relationship is for the kids 😢

  • @smasher3930

    @smasher3930

    5 ай бұрын

    You're right, however it *is* a great Blink 182 song!

  • @andie3448

    @andie3448

    4 ай бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing... Like you guys are still raising your kids in a toxic environment, how to fake love.

  • @Montino4Ever
    @Montino4Ever5 ай бұрын

    As a weed smoker and cannabis industry professional myself, I can confirm the findings in this episode that people who do a lot of dabs and are obsessed with dabs are some of the most boring and insufferably annoying people out there. Having watched this show since the start this is the first episode in which I detested everyone that called in.

  • @tommydaniels1805

    @tommydaniels1805

    5 ай бұрын

    What is it that makes them so insufferable and annoying?

  • @luvtoplay2012

    @luvtoplay2012

    5 ай бұрын

    @@tommydaniels1805it’s like their personality

  • @Peter-griftin

    @Peter-griftin

    5 ай бұрын

    Oof you’re being mean and I don’t even do dabs bro

  • @Nominesc

    @Nominesc

    5 ай бұрын

    Thank you so much, I felt like I was alone in seeing that. Homie has a whole advert ready for anyone that doesn't fuck with dabs. "Cheap, fast, hits hard". Nah blood, you're just an addict

  • @juancarlo888

    @juancarlo888

    5 ай бұрын

    At least the first caller had a pretty chill time except for not getting any dabs from her kidnapper. Now she's making up for lost dab time. Geck bless!

  • @jefflabulge
    @jefflabulge5 ай бұрын

    “I’m a philosopher” .. no, you’re a pretentious 20 year old college kid

  • @westnilesnipes
    @westnilesnipes5 ай бұрын

    Lmao the “philosopher” was great. Friggin Plato over here with one intro class under their belt 😂

  • @CommanderWar64
    @CommanderWar645 ай бұрын

    Everyone on this episode is high af

  • @An-Orange-Fox

    @An-Orange-Fox

    5 ай бұрын

    Everyone is doing fat dabs

  • @yournamehere4562

    @yournamehere4562

    5 ай бұрын

    I think my pecker is to small

  • @Uroboroslover

    @Uroboroslover

    5 ай бұрын

    @@An-Orange-Foxbig rips

  • @x_oda

    @x_oda

    2 ай бұрын

    even geck probably is LMAO

  • @teee1877
    @teee18775 ай бұрын

    As the great philosopher Omar Little once said "you come at the king, you best not miss".

  • @edgardsimon983

    @edgardsimon983

    4 ай бұрын

    damn love to see someone mention that character

  • @allyjay7395
    @allyjay73955 ай бұрын

    "Baby Trapper" says she met her baby daddy at 18 and he was trying to have kids before they met and calls the GIRL who gave bore his child a baby trapper? Either she left something out about bad behavior on her end, she said she drank a lot but this guy sounds like a jerk and comes by it honestly by the sound of his family. Dad's a cheater and the rest talk trash. Stop having sex with someone if you dont like them. You don't stay in a resentful relationship for the sake of the children, that will only have adverse affects on them later in life growing up in a toxic environment in which their parents dont even love each other.

  • @wordbythepeople

    @wordbythepeople

    5 ай бұрын

    Like you said though, she mentioned something about her drinking. Just the fact that she even said anything about her drinking, even mildly, probably means there's more to the issue. Thats just my opinion after being with someone who was habitually drinking. *Correction: That's my observation.

  • @tecpaocelotl
    @tecpaocelotl5 ай бұрын

    Philosophy student was a good laugh.

  • @nickbecerra9580
    @nickbecerra95805 ай бұрын

    That last girl was so unprepared lol, Geck swamped her

  • @jaimeviramontes4134
    @jaimeviramontes41345 ай бұрын

    7/10 is July bro

  • @mr.teezee

    @mr.teezee

    4 ай бұрын

    OIIIIIIIIlLLLL

  • @jaimeviramontes4134
    @jaimeviramontes41345 ай бұрын

    YOU STRAIGHT UP TROLLED THE GIRL INTO BELIEVING SOCRATES UNLOCKED LUIGI. Nothing is real

  • @catbread2585

    @catbread2585

    5 ай бұрын

    No he didn’t wtf is this comment lmao, he still owned her tho

  • @jaimeviramontes4134

    @jaimeviramontes4134

    5 ай бұрын

    @@catbread2585 he did I saw the video it was hilarious

  • @mayayallop-ryan5549
    @mayayallop-ryan55495 ай бұрын

    “Philosophy ('love of wisdom' in Ancient Greek) is a systematic study of general and fundamental questions concerning topics like existence, reason, knowledge, value, mind, and language. It is a rational and critical inquiry that reflects on its own methods and assumptions.” - From Wikipedia I feel like we do a lot of that on the podcast. People come in with questions about there existence and then rationalize or talk it through with geck. In turn the audience reflects on their own lives.

  • @MickeyMousOfficial

    @MickeyMousOfficial

    5 ай бұрын

    Phylogenetics is a joke

  • @christinaphx
    @christinaphx5 ай бұрын

    She's was there in May but Dab day is in July. Bad tutor.

  • @Mrpickle789
    @Mrpickle7895 ай бұрын

    I’ve been smoking bud for 15 years and I’ve never heard of 710 day. I guess you learn something new everyday 😂

  • @pleb1105
    @pleb11055 ай бұрын

    incredibly excited to say after years of listening, my mom and I are seeing you live! woohoo!

  • @FeastFamine
    @FeastFamine5 ай бұрын

    Welcome to the some fucking guy philosophy hour

  • @jah_bone
    @jah_bone5 ай бұрын

    That last caller is a philosopher the same way a paper plane is a Saturn V rocket.

  • @gnawledge9083
    @gnawledge90835 ай бұрын

    Love ya man.

  • @jordanhurd1988
    @jordanhurd1988Ай бұрын

    The last caller sounded more like a 12 year old rather than a 20 year old.

  • @MiamiFigueroa
    @MiamiFigueroa5 ай бұрын

    The 1st caller pissed me off.

  • @___Matilda___

    @___Matilda___

    5 ай бұрын

    Y

  • @Himynameis_U
    @Himynameis_U5 ай бұрын

    On that last one he was completely dogging her with philosophy!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Stanheights
    @Stanheights5 ай бұрын

    Gec you should seriously tour Canada some day! (And by that I mean hit the capitals of every province not just go to Montreal and Toronto and call it a day). There’s a ton of Canadian fans in your audience supporting you :D

  • @tylerlewis7094
    @tylerlewis70945 ай бұрын

    Hello , im pretty new but love what ur doing geck, hope u have a great and blessed life and stay safe 😘

  • @sups1690
    @sups16905 ай бұрын

    I felt so bad for the mother, it seems her boyfriend made his whole family detest her and is actively blaming her for a child he tried to create. Like, dude got a girlfriend, tried aggressively to make a baby with her and then when the miracle actually happens he blames her for baby-trapping him? Because he thought it didnt work??? Literally a divorce waiting to happen

  • @NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE
    @NOxSPLOOSHxPLANE5 ай бұрын

    I just have to say getting your own vice special amazing 🔥🔥

  • @Buaam
    @Buaam4 ай бұрын

    2 years ago she was kidnapped by her then boyfriend math tutor. 3 years ago she started her current relationship with naruto man.

  • @DaleMontdale-xd1mc
    @DaleMontdale-xd1mcАй бұрын

    Her guilt about baby trapping him is palpable. Woman are never held responsible for their bad decisions.

  • @Mrmidknight-yx9pg
    @Mrmidknight-yx9pg5 ай бұрын

    The last caller made me think of the philosopher bit from the history of the world pt1

  • @rootertothetooter
    @rootertothetooter5 ай бұрын

    10:13 the math tutor would be shocked to know she’s bad at math

  • @josephvinson7348
    @josephvinson73484 ай бұрын

    It is humorous that it's weed that came up in the conflict, but his desire to do what only he wanted, paired with his unwillingness to do what she's was interested in is a very telling window into his harmful intentions. Him wanting to keep her from doing things on her own is outright nefarious. She's very resilient

  • @catbread2585
    @catbread25855 ай бұрын

    Jesus, the last caller got spanked on her own game, Gecko Transcended 😌

  • @PurpleSnakeScumBags
    @PurpleSnakeScumBags5 ай бұрын

    Dam that sounds like it's over before it even started

  • @iceblink_void1636
    @iceblink_void16365 ай бұрын

    the “philosopher” sounds like they just found out what philosophy was 2 weeks ago

  • @SQUIDD555
    @SQUIDD5555 ай бұрын

    u should come to austin tx

  • @loriyoshistory

    @loriyoshistory

    2 ай бұрын

    He's coming to Austin on September 19th if you haven't already gotten the notification

  • @simoncraggs1238
    @simoncraggs12385 ай бұрын

    It sounded like the first caller just went on a trip they later regretted with a partner they were getting tired of, then she kinda forced him out suddenly when it got too much. Claiming that you were "kidnapped" is fucking insane. He'd be in jail, not just "let's go out separate ways". She seems unhinged AF 😬

  • @juancarlo888

    @juancarlo888

    5 ай бұрын

    I kinda got the feeling she was just so high that she forgot about a planned vacation. Woke up in a motel "kidnapped"

  • @acapybara3032

    @acapybara3032

    5 ай бұрын

    I think what I gathered is that he took 3000 dollars out of her account to pay for the trip, so she basically had to go otherwise it'd be a waste of money. The guy was abusive and controlling but it wasn't exactly kidnapping

  • @pyradragon

    @pyradragon

    5 ай бұрын

    tbh. i thought the story was boring. i know its someones real life and it wasnt a great relationship. but it was just another, shitty bf story u hear all the time. i was looking forward to an insane story of someone who was a kid and theyre maths teacher took them.

  • @ShaynasPlants
    @ShaynasPlants2 ай бұрын

    That philosopher needs to clear their throat.

  • @shatterd7108
    @shatterd71085 ай бұрын

    It amazes me at what people don't know about weed but act like their life revolves around it

  • @kaschubert009
    @kaschubert0092 ай бұрын

    No real modern philosopher needs a degree in order to create. You either have it or not.

  • @tmillz120
    @tmillz1204 ай бұрын

    Things could of been worse for the first caller then it did she ended up with a anime obsessed guy

  • @spaghettigal
    @spaghettigal5 ай бұрын

    Lyle absolutely cooked that last caller

  • @larzpric377
    @larzpric3775 ай бұрын

    damn i want a dab now lol

  • @irockuroll60
    @irockuroll605 ай бұрын

    How did her parents feel about her tuition living in their house? Did her parents know they were having sex while she was in high school getting tutored by this dude?

  • @yuri7885
    @yuri78855 ай бұрын

    Did he cuss out the baby trapper girl lol

  • @ThaOx24
    @ThaOx244 ай бұрын

    Its odd to be kidnapped and laughing so much

  • @metatrongroove2824
    @metatrongroove28245 ай бұрын

    Shout out to the varsity and frosted oranges

  • @itsnotthefishipromise
    @itsnotthefishipromise5 ай бұрын

    Love you lyle. :)

  • @fam3871
    @fam38715 ай бұрын

    That woman definetly babytrapped the dude.

  • @davidb7723
    @davidb77235 ай бұрын

    16:56 I think the dude means sociopath? But maybe I'm wrong?

  • @brookehildebrant9868
    @brookehildebrant98685 ай бұрын

    FIRST GIRL ENDS WITH VAPE NATION

  • @Permannent

    @Permannent

    5 ай бұрын

    I thought this too at first, but pretty sure she just says “geck nation” woulda been a funny crossover tho

  • @redringrico999
    @redringrico9995 ай бұрын

    damn everyone is being so mean about that philosophy kid in these comments.. lyle demolished them already!!! idk they were a little uppity bc they were a 20 year old and that's what 20 year olds do. their main point was like 'sometimes ur hit n miss' which is just going to be true of literally anyone who gives advice ever tbh it's seriously not a big deal. i'm sure they feel embarrassed enough getting shut down by lyle so hard

  • @bethemooseef6647
    @bethemooseef66475 ай бұрын

    My kid Napier didn’t want to smoke 😢

  • @Something_dumb
    @Something_dumb5 ай бұрын

    So the first person got kidnapped and she that’s it’s a good idea to go to some random person’s house late at night after going to a bar?

  • @brunodangelo1146
    @brunodangelo11465 ай бұрын

    Brb, gonna try Socrate's secret to unlock Luigi

  • @brunodangelo1146

    @brunodangelo1146

    5 ай бұрын

    It worked

  • @robocop.thebot707
    @robocop.thebot7075 ай бұрын

    look at yall.

  • @prixswrld
    @prixswrld5 ай бұрын

    Which America are they living in where you can both work in fast food and support 2 kids 😂

  • @amberadams2935
    @amberadams29355 ай бұрын

    Last call coming in likea hater oh nooo

  • @c42tv
    @c42tv5 ай бұрын

    God is Good

  • @theJevin
    @theJevin5 ай бұрын

    The cool thing about having a podcast, you can just start talking but when you realize yu don't have a point you just....

  • @charliel-v3124
    @charliel-v31245 ай бұрын

    710 is July the 10th concentrate day April 20th is general 420 day Useless info but be correct damnit.

  • @serijas737
    @serijas7375 ай бұрын

    Does "Lyle" mean something? Like: Live your life extraordinarily? Cause these stories sure are extraordinarily.

  • @Voideadd
    @Voideadd5 ай бұрын

    Im so happy i stopped smoking weed . Hearing them talk is annoying 😂

  • @ultrasage9180
    @ultrasage91805 ай бұрын

    This girl at the end sounds like Only Jesus or whatever 😮‍💨

  • @Mo1stF1re
    @Mo1stF1re5 ай бұрын

    26:23 I'm a huge movie buff as well. I don't like new movies out. The fact he mentioned salt burn is dope. I don't like overly intimate movies, but you should definitely watch salt burn if you're over 18

  • @rockcity_1383
    @rockcity_13835 ай бұрын

    Let’s gooo

  • @TheVantriliquist13
    @TheVantriliquist135 ай бұрын

    I do enjoy when Lyle clowns on dumb kids who think they know what they are talking about lol yikes our world is gonna be rough in the future

  • @RobwithoneB
    @RobwithoneB5 ай бұрын

    I am SO curious as to what percentage of callers Lyle actually believes

  • @SeymourButs-gz9ij
    @SeymourButs-gz9ij3 ай бұрын

    "Don't watch The Curse on acid it will freak you out" you should add don't walk around in the hood in Chicago on acid it will freak you out 😂

  • @irockuroll60
    @irockuroll605 ай бұрын

    This girl had a procedure done in a town far away but was able to sneak into a bar and smoke refer? Sounds like an abortion to me

  • @Sadsoft
    @Sadsoft5 ай бұрын

    That last girl was dumb

  • @bobsaget8987
    @bobsaget89875 ай бұрын

    Third times the charm.

  • @kenzieshaye6818
    @kenzieshaye68185 ай бұрын

    I hate Hereditary … least favorite movie ever

  • @Wibble-zv3cs
    @Wibble-zv3cs5 ай бұрын

    First girl is a victim. Saying someone kidnapped you is crazy

  • @brookehildebrant9868

    @brookehildebrant9868

    5 ай бұрын

    I feel so sorry for her she still sounds effected

  • @DaleMontdale-xd1mc

    @DaleMontdale-xd1mc

    Ай бұрын

    Unless there's a police report I'm not buying it. Too easy for a woman to play victim without proof.

  • @SLIMZADI
    @SLIMZADI5 ай бұрын

    Third boiiiiii

  • @bond182.
    @bond182.5 ай бұрын

    Second boiii

  • @pondy1
    @pondy15 ай бұрын

    first boiii

  • @STRcircaFKR
    @STRcircaFKR5 ай бұрын

    Fifth boii

  • @masonmatlock9366
    @masonmatlock93665 ай бұрын

    ... it feels like alex has a flawed philosophy about philosophy

  • @darla-oi4dk
    @darla-oi4dk5 ай бұрын

    Hate from Alabama.

  • @ryanm2648
    @ryanm26484 ай бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/q6uA2ch6ppXTkaQ.html "I had panic attacks and I would lash out" No, with panic attacks you definitely do not lash out. Your body is in complete panic, thinking you're going to die. It's not just being jealous and anxious, and "panicking", it's completely different. A panic attack will make you feel like you just need to sit down and call an ambulance. You will be hyperventilating and feel like there's something really wrong. You can often feel your heartbeat pounding and hear it in your head. A sense of impending doom takes over. It actually feels VERY similar to a hear attack and you get similar symptoms. Somebody who is having a "panic attack" will not be concerned with lashing out at somebody else. Not a chance. They will only care about self preservation. I've had them, and as soon as they start, you don't care if you've been arguing, suddenly you say "I'm sorry, please can we stop arguing, I think somethings seriously wrong" and "I can't breathe". The topic of the argument will feel trivial. I think she baby trapped him, betrayed him in many ways, was abusive, and she's blaming panic attacks? It makes panic attacks seem trivial when they're described like this. I don't think people who have never had them will ever truly understand how they feel, and it shows in her comments about it.

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