To Joey the first guy who called, I don't think he realizes how much he fucked up but this will probably be a wake up call for him. I'm also in the process of getting a U-Visa around the same age. What lawyers always tell you to do is to live as responsibly as possible and not do anything that could possibly get your application rejected. This guy was caught up with schedule 1 and 2 drugs and also got caught speeding. Chances are his U-Visa will end up getting rejected because as fucked as the immigration system is they definitely won't let this slide. I get it though, he got caught up living the life but until you actually have residency or citizenship you can ALWAYS get deported.

@bennyfrank5262

5 ай бұрын

Chances are this dude has his citizenship. He sounds like a USA citizen

@Xvst013

5 ай бұрын

Very well said! He most definitely f’d his chances of becoming a citizen! Very sad

@ElSparkShark

5 ай бұрын

​@@bennyfrank5262that's the sad part. He's ultra Americanized but dude outright said he's undocumented so he's definitely not a citizen. You can grow up here all your life and have no accent and still be undocumented. I sound like a skater white dude but I'm also undocumented

@Famouslastplace

5 ай бұрын

As a born American with a dwi (which thankfully resulted in no harm to others). I seen multiple immigrants balling their eyes out for narcotics and police officers not giving a single fuck and stating they will be deported.

@kethergriffin1901

5 ай бұрын

​@@bennyfrank5262well yeah he grew up here 😂. He just doesn't have citizenship

Joey better put Duolingo Spanish on his busy schedule.

@kethergriffin1901

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

To save everyone some time…. The first 16 minutes Joey needs to call a Lawyer 🤣.

@longhairdontcare122

5 ай бұрын

An quit hard drug's an Learn Spanish.

I was in county jail with a Mexican guy who wasn’t legal. He was a cool, non violent guy. He got arrested for a DUI. At his court hearing a couple days later, he never returned to our cell block. Later in the day, one of the CO’s said he’s getting deported. I’m not sure how they view a DUI to cocaine, but theirs a high probability of Joey being deported.

@longhairdontcare122

5 ай бұрын

I'd hope not considering dude's been hear since one year old an don't know Spanish. An to be honest he sounds like a typical white American dude so may not be loved right off the bat in Mexico idk. But if he stays in America he's likely going to jail a bit.

@EnclaveSgt

5 ай бұрын

​​@@longhairdontcare122Better to stay in america and go to jail for a few years than be deported in my opinion

To the first guy, move to a different address and change your name . You don’t have a social lmao .

@lv13david

5 ай бұрын

Bro you are a genius. They didnt take him in for fingerprints.

@reekz1568

5 ай бұрын

They have his finger prints?

@irvvalenzuen3135

5 ай бұрын

@@reekz1568 not without arrest

@1space-man497

5 ай бұрын

He can’t they already have all his information through his parents Uvisa process.

@A1YOLAAA

4 ай бұрын

Exactly

To the second person that called. I’m a girl as well and I deal with the same facial hair problem. There is love for us out there and you aren’t alone. First aid ultra repair cream has helped me so much and retinoid to get rid of the dark spots.

@DepressedMocha

5 ай бұрын

Ima use this 😅 i have the same problem.

“Have friends, go in the sun, and don’t eat like shit” words to live by

I had no idea this show existed. I’m glad I found it.

Hope you’re doing well geck, and wish I could do a follow up with you after these calls. Keep shining green brother

13:05 I think he should call a lawyer.

I watch every episode the hour it comes out. My only request is more please.

Brooo, I'm so mad at the first caller. If you know you're undocumented...why do something so reckless? At least try to get a citizenship/residency. But if you can't then why do something so dumb. If he does get out of this somehow...it would be a miracle. 😭

@longhairdontcare122

5 ай бұрын

Idk man I honestly don't think people I that position should necessarily be deported although that would mean jail in America so ehh.

@iann68

5 ай бұрын

he was trying to get his residency, but the us system takes forever. he clearly stated they were waiting on their u-visa

@DonMigliaro

5 ай бұрын

@@iann68 His parents are getting a U-visa since he's a older than 21 , he wouldn't be sponsored in it, there is no way to get a Visa unless he leaves the country and waits 10 years because he lived there illegally.

@EnclaveSgt

5 ай бұрын

Better to go to jail in America for a bit than get deported

@bluefox8011

14 күн бұрын

Getting your paperwork done here in the states takes two life times of a dog to get. It also very expensive. My mother has her papers but has only ever been a citizen for all my life. She is almost 60 years old and I helped her pay for the process of her becoming a resident which is $2,000. How many people can pay that much 3 times in a row to be "legal" when not only is it extremely expensive but the paperwork takes so long to process. It is absurd on purpose to keep immigrants from becoming citizens I believe at this point

Tell that lovely German gal to look into electrolysis. Permanent hair removal. It really works and might be a good option for her ❤

@carolbaroll

5 ай бұрын

i was going to mention the same thing! it’s the only FDA approved hair removal. If she can find someone in school for it, she can get it at a better rate.

@zeffster2

5 ай бұрын

​@@carolbarollFDA does not apply in the EU and is a US thing, so she'll have to figure out what is available to her

I’m a 21y/o drug addict with a couple of chronic pains and I haven’t been able to form a real emotional connection with someone since my last breakup 2 years ago (despite sleeping with a bunch of people). Needless to say this episode was of immense help to me. Thanks Lyle

Our laws are so unbelievably stupid. I mean, being undocumented makes this worse but its crazy they let him go right then and there but still consequences follow as if this hurt anyone. Dude also sounds solid. Hope he quits the coke, its truly no good for you.

@EnclaveSgt

5 ай бұрын

Well if they took him to jail he'd just get released by the next day and still have a court date. It's easier for a lot of places to just tell people to go to court and release them on the spot.

@ILLUMINATED-1

5 ай бұрын

@@EnclaveSgt my point is hes such a non-danger to society he can just walk away. it shouldn't be a crime, then. there's nothing good coming from this.

Hey Joey, call a lawyer!

Geck please do a show in the uk one day

I have PCOS, take birth control to regulate my hormones, and I still have to shave the thick dark hair on my lower face at least 3 times a week. In my view, it's no different than women who shave their legs 3 times a week. We are still women.

@mishXY

5 ай бұрын

That is true, but the last part is about self-image. Funnily enough, Steve-O said it very well: you should not be judged by physical traits, but sometimes for a personal change of feeling, you gotta change the outside. That was in relation to his messed up teeth. My girl shouldn't feel unwomanly because of her leg hair, but finally getting a more permanent hair removal changed her energy and self-confidence so quick

My boi Joey seems to be high as a kite

Joey should call a lawyer 🤣

Lyle I love your content and you’re a very gifted talk therapist but I think you could use some tips for better supporting people with chronic illness!

I dated a woman whose dad had a u visa but never bothered to do the paperwork for the kids. She got lucky that she was under 18 when the government noticed. Her older brother got deported to Japan.

@Whoisssq

5 ай бұрын

Illegal aliens should be deported it’s sad but they break the law and are intruders

Dear Sarah, I would shave your beard every morning ❤. Seriously though, a real man will love YOU for who YOU are. You seem like a wonderful caring soul. Take care and keep your head up!!

@Whoisssq

5 ай бұрын

I ain’t dating no bitch with a beard you do you tho bro💀

that one lady from germany sounds like she might be dealing with ADHD. Executive Dysfunction is a symptom of ADHD and can make it really hard to get up and do stuff that needs to get done

@mishXY

5 ай бұрын

Yep, took me till age 32 to get it checked, diagnosed, and treated. It's crazy how quickly and how much life has improved straight away. Executive Dysfunction on almost every task (no matter if it's a 5-sec thing or a multi-day project) gloriously screwed up my life, well I screwed up, but I didn't realise just how much ADHD played a role in so many fuckups and destructive behaviours

@Alexander_Alexander

5 ай бұрын

I agree. ADHD, especially Executive Dysfunction, can be so insidious because unless you know exactly what it is you really just feel like youve got "lazy disease". World of difference with proper medication lol.@@mishXY

@mishXY

5 ай бұрын

@@Alexander_Alexander What really helped me was the simple sentence by the therapist "If you were lazy, you'd be having fun. Are you having fun?" No, I was not. I was having the opposite of fun feeling paralyzed, broken, weak and stupid. The number of times I thought to myself "Why can't I just do this 2-minute thing, instead of wasting 2 hours feeling awful about not doing the thing"

projecting his subpoena 😂 best advice ever!!

we love u geck

Sarah! Ich kann dir wirklich nur empfehlen deine Haare lasern zu lassen. Selbst wenn es hormonbedingt ist, kannst du es zur Not(!!) alle 3-5 Jahre "auffrischen" lassen. Das hört sich doch immer noch besser an, als sich jeden Tag rasieren zu müssen und ständig unsicher zu sein. Bitte gehe zu einem Endokrinologen, die sind auf Hormone spezialisiert und wollen dir nicht einfach nur die Pille verschreiben und dich nachause schicken. Wenn du deine Hormone, so gut wie es in deinem Fall geht, wieder in den Griff bekommst und dazu zum lasern gehst, kann es für dich nur noch bergauf gehen. Ich wünsche dir und deiner Mutti alles Gute und hoffe, dass du das hier liest und dir zu Herzen nimmst!❤

She has a very pleasant voice

For caller Sarah - mini pill contraception can potentially help with migraines bc it’s estrogen free. Mine have started to go away after being on the mini pill for 3 months

Confused by the 1st caller. I understand being undocumented but I’m sure he can be eligible for DACA status. Now he’s screwed and not eligible since of the coke charge. But he could’ve had some status before but now I’m sorry man. Just come clean to your parents is my recommendation and get a lawyer ASAP!

@Freetheebees

4 ай бұрын

Idk if you know but DACA has been paused for many, even if you have a clean record. Its not a solution anymore sadly

Joey's lazy 😐 19:38 🤣🤣🤣 Awww Sarah seems so sweet. Facial hair is normal. Many women go through the shinanangans to remove it......that includes me

To the girl from Germany. I'd definitely give laser a try, myself and my partner have had it, especially if you have darker hair and fairer skin around 6 to 10 sessions and it's all gone. ❤

to the first call: pff, thats nothing, Im 40 and I dont even have a place to stay and I am not doing anything about it

The first caller… i had a friend with a similar situation in Texas, once his entire situation was explained and the justice system realized sending him back over the border with no resources on the other side they were likely just sending him back to die, they put him on probation and let him stay conditionally pending him getting his visa etc… just understand the weight of your stupidity and be legitimately remorseful for them and likely you wont get deported and your punishments will be where you reside here

Thanks to Shara for the recommendation Boston manner is amazing hopefully she finds love she deserves it 😊

NO LIVE GECK IN SOCAL?? V SAD because Southern Cali loves you !

Thank you Lyle for speaking to me 🤗🙏

@B1ZARZ

5 ай бұрын

What call were you?

@maximundo1370

5 ай бұрын

Sup bro ! Are u deported orrrr

@aircnc9385

4 ай бұрын

@@maximundo1370hopefully

hey guys just wanted to ask how does this work lol can anyone call at the designated time or like do you have to get an appointment or somethin?

just becareful of immigration lawyers some will take advantage of your situation.

@Freetheebees

4 ай бұрын

How so if you dont mind me asking

Bro was trapping out his car💀💀💀

It might have been wise to not to talk about this publicly until the court case is complete

Google, this lady seems to have PCOS and it can be regulated. She can especially be on youtube and seek out professionals that give free information. Laser will slow down the rate of the growth and there are a lot of women right now. Trying spare ment essential oils mixed in with their moisturizer on the problem areas to see if it helps regulate the rate of growth, also there are supplements and natural teas that she can take. I really hope that she sees this. I hope she comes back and read the comments. Because she's not the only person dealing with this and I'm happy. She's reaching out to see if there is a community. And there sure is there's a lot of people on youtube that is openly sharing their struggles with what she's going through

post the doja one babes 😘

Last time I was this early, My girlfriend left me 😂

Cop was a dick for pulling Joey over for going 10 mph over the speed limit 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣.

@jeeee3f

5 ай бұрын

Joey should respect a couple of laws.

@SlxmThugGaming

5 ай бұрын

Joey shouldn’t be speeding riding that hot

@Big_wumbus

5 ай бұрын

5-15mph above the limit is ok, 15+ is excessive

@woecel

5 ай бұрын

Max speed limit in OR is 65 mph and I’m guessing he was doing more than 80 too. He sounds reckless tbh

@calebschmidt238

5 ай бұрын

@@woecel “I was doing 80 in a 70”. That’s all we know. What’s 80-65= Cuz it’s not 10 🤣. He stated he was going 10 over. Are you saying he’s lying?

Does anybody know what city is in the background footage?

@nataliazurita2313

4 ай бұрын

Sioux Falls, SD

How tf don't you get a us citizenship for 24 years

@aircnc9385

4 ай бұрын

You’d be surprised

Have you done any Australian shows? We’re WILD dude! Also our accents are fun 😂

@Mai_Trin

5 ай бұрын

Yea he had an Australia tour last year

@tobeebaguley7228

5 ай бұрын

@@Mai_Trin damn, shame I missed out

@Mai_Trin

5 ай бұрын

@@tobeebaguley7228 I’m sure he will be back, he seemed to enjoy it!

@ILLUMINATED-1

5 ай бұрын

@@tobeebaguley7228clips are up, unmiss them 😎

the german lady should give the laser procedure a try, its not that invasive

Woman beard: r/o PCOS. R/o pituitary tumor with headaches and hormone changes. Could start Spironolactone.

@Wudabodit

5 ай бұрын

Spironolactone leads to fat malabsorption tho and you don't want to fuck with that

Ayoooo it’s the gecks

feel like I need to read more as an American 😭 I haven’t heard the word ‘crass’ in a minute

If it's his first offense he could probably get unsupervised probation and complete it to get the charge dropped against him in like a plea deal or something

Where is attorney tom

wait what happened to the intro song

fancy asking a male gecko how to deal with a woman’s hormonal issue which sounds like PCOS. sarah i completely empathise, my sister suffers with a lot of hair growth all over. she just lets it grow and waxes it. that will thin out the regrowth of your hairs and make them a lot less visible. also you can take the mini pill which is only one hormone, my hormones are crazy too and when i was first looking for birth control the mini pill was the only thing that stopped me falling pregnant whilst also protecting any or all of my family members (that i lived with) from being murdered by my crazy arse!!

😂😂😂😂they don’t charge him for rent

He better start learning Spanish because he's forsure being deported

I can believe *insert relevant story arc* happened!

Tbh if dude got pulled in Oregon he chilling drugs are decriminalized unless the feds get involved

Wait he didn't even tell his parents about this situation? Oh he is fucked. Also, I have a few friends who tried electrolysis and it usually takes anywhere from a year to two years to not have to deal with most of their facial hair

Unfortunately joey has just jumped onto my boat, he doesn't have very many options, depending on what he was CHARGED With, not what he gets found guilty of., the only thing he can hope for is that he gets lucky and slips through the cracks of ICE

I sorted videos by green thubnails and got you.

@billmozart7288

5 ай бұрын

Welcome aboard

@deleted_handle

5 ай бұрын

@@billmozart7288 I already knew him from shorts lol

1st guy tell your parents you're a drug addict and you're getting deported. If they have the heart to not charge you rent then they may see this situation with you about being deported, they atleast deserve the truth for giving you a good chance at life.

Call a lawyer !! Monthly roundup for immigrants with backgrounds get a free bus ride /plane ride back to their home country

what a scuffed system. I hope Joey can find a wife to sort his situation out.

He's getting deported

Hey guys! I have a little question. I'm from Argentina and i'm not sure how to call him, i mean... How do i have to dial the number exactly? I have my doubts about how to properly dial the telephone location identifier, since it would be an international call but they also have telephone codes by states and cities, right?

@mishXY

5 ай бұрын

Have you tried putting a +1 in front of the number?

@GrindedNick

5 ай бұрын

@@mishXY no but now i'm going to give it a try, thanks man!

@mishXY

5 ай бұрын

@@GrindedNick che no hay de que :)

@GrindedNick

5 ай бұрын

@@mishXY lol hablas español? JAJAJJAJAJA

@mishXY

5 ай бұрын

@@GrindedNick si, pero no tan bien pq hablo... _chileno_ 🫨 jejeje casi no es español 😁

if i were getting deported i would rent a bunch of cool shit and a moving trunk from small companies and then would just leave to mexico if all that’s possible

I never get why people so nervous to talk to lyle

I’ve had pretty good results with tweezers on my woulda been unibrow… after you pluck the same spot for the 100th time it just stops growing back

@mishXY

5 ай бұрын

Why not just get a permanent hair removal procedure? For a unibrow situation, it wouldn't be expensive.

@liamseron4440

5 ай бұрын

@@mishXY possibly but probably still quite a bit more money than a pair of tweezers… Don’t really understand why you’d want to pay and trust someone with a laser on your face rather than just use some tweezers like… why does shit have to be so complicated lmao

Bro is not gonna stay in America 💀

Been in this country 24 years and never attempted to become a citizen?

@nathaniel_fern4207

5 ай бұрын

Its not that easy brubby

@ccrkicksass00123

5 ай бұрын

​​​@@nathaniel_fern4207so? Why should he be able to be here illegally and then not even attempt to become a citizen when he's been an adult for 6+ years? And why does he get to be here when there's so many others that are actually going through the legal process and have to wait? I really don't feel bad for this guy, he even says that he hasn't called a lawyer or talked to anyone because he's lazy and irresponsible. Especially considering the fact that if you're illegal, and you know you're illegal, maybe you should be extremely careful in your actions and maybe not drive around with coke. 🤷‍♂️

@Msberryc

5 ай бұрын

@@ccrkicksass00123I wouldn’t call a 1 year old who was brought here against their will “illegal” there’s a whole DACA program for this. This guy was irresponsible but have some empathy for real people

@ccrkicksass00123

5 ай бұрын

@@Msberryc doesn't matter if you'd call him that or not, he is illegally here. That is what it is, however, if he actually gave a shit then he would have at least had the thought in his head to try and become legal, but he didn't. He literally couldn't come up with one reason why, and doesn't really seem like it was in his plans for the future. If he was just some dumb 18 year old kid, I'd be more understanding. But the fact that his in his mid twenties, doesn't give a shit, and then wants to drive around with coke in his pocket... Which I personally couldn't give any less of a shit about if someone does drugs, that's their business, but you have to understand that they're illegal and it isn't a good situation if they find you with them, even if you are a citizen. This guy is already here illegally, knows he's here illegally, doesn't care and proceeds to play it fast and loose. I do feel bad for him to a degree, but he just kept making dumb decision after dumb decision, ones that would have an impact on even legal citizens.

@Msberryc

5 ай бұрын

@@ccrkicksass00123 do you understand that there’s basically no pathway for people with daca? The only reason one-year-old who was brought here get can stay here is because a lot Obama put in in 2013. There’s still no pathway for citizenship. Unless you know someone who has tried to go through the immigration system, then you’re not going to fully understand what they go through, my partner has daca and that’s why I do. Please educate yourself, it’s not as easy as just going to an immigration lawyer, and figuring it out. I’m not going to educate you in this comment section do your own research.

fav ep bc I know a bunch about the immigration/criminal process 😭😭😭

@carolbaroll

5 ай бұрын

what’s your wild guess on his fate?

@THNXGAMMER

5 ай бұрын

Well, what do you think? He better start brushing up on his Spanish.

@aircnc9385

4 ай бұрын

No you don’t

If you are a immigrant and a victim of a crime you can get a visa

That Second Lady is driving me crazy keep saying sis woman, normal people don’t have to identify that just say you are a woman we all get it.

Mom I'm first are you proud?

@Aphex51

5 ай бұрын

Hi it's Mom here. You were second. I'm not mad... I'm just disappointed.

@jzlazy1057

5 ай бұрын

​@@Aphex51That's why dad beats you.

@mishpattwo3960

5 ай бұрын

Get a lawyer

dibs on the first story for a movie adaptation script rights

Damn brother the first guy is fucked

I understand his parents are the one who brought him here when he was young but they shouldve went through the right legal immigration channels. He doesn't deserve to suffer because his parent just couldnt be bothered with following the rules to move here. However his parents should be deported. And i hate the argument that they might not be criminals because they broke the law coming here ILLEGALLY and in turn that itself makes them a criminal.

What’s a sis woman ???

"I'm an undocumented immigrant" Okay, get out

@FleshCloud-ey5ro

4 ай бұрын

Double speak for Illegal immigrant. And clearly such a great person when they're carrying loads of drugs around.

Yay 666 likes!

#DEUTSCHLAND!!!

Geck, I like your show and what you're doing, but man, why do you always raise your voice and talk over the other person when you want to finish what you have to say? I notice that you rarely ever let the other person finish what they have to say when both parties are talking at the same time on accident.

@SJ-qd7hm

5 ай бұрын

Yeah I do like Lyle but I have noticed he does interrupt/talk over people a lot.

@NotALotOfColonial_SpaghettiToG

4 ай бұрын

at least to his credit for the first one, he stopped the guy from doxxing himself after disclosing some pretty big stuff to the whole internet, but it is annoying how often he interrupts people.

Guys what is a cis woman?

@cyanidebutterfliesx

5 ай бұрын

a woman who identifies with the gender she was assigned at birth

@jerkomirko

5 ай бұрын

@@cyanidebutterfliesx oh... So a woman. Why add the cis I don't get it?

@fandomtrash7505

5 ай бұрын

@@jerkomirko because it indicates that you identify with the gender you were assigned at birth. It lets others know that you aren't transgender or non-binary etc.

@jerkomirko

5 ай бұрын

@@fandomtrash7505 weird

@fandomtrash7505

5 ай бұрын

@@jerkomirko not really, it’s a pretty normal thing to do. I don’t understand what you find weird?

therapy gecko getting a bit nasty, think it has gone to his head....

He should get deported

Second woman said "cis" and said Nazis are gaining popularity. So basically nothing to worry about. We have those people in the USA

@ilovemeanltty1

5 ай бұрын

yeah bc shes a cis woman and wanted to clarify that lol.

@nathaniel_fern4207

5 ай бұрын

History is doomed to repeat itself if the uneducated stay dumb

geck please stop painting your face green man

@rat_world

5 ай бұрын

Why

@MoneyGIitch

5 ай бұрын

@@rat_worldde tongue of a gecko is red (unproven)

@cinnamon4506

5 ай бұрын

@@rat_world skin cancer

@cosmictwisty

5 ай бұрын

I wish I could laugh react every day on YT