Guy went from a religious cult to talking with a lizard man on the internet incredible glow up

@yogsaluki6480

2 жыл бұрын

lmao sky's the limit

@SlitWristMisfit_

Жыл бұрын

All religions are cults.

Nothing strengthens a bond between siblings more, than dating them for 6 months

@edmandjpopanimemusic

Жыл бұрын

They also fucked, it must be weird and awkward when they met again as siblings , lol😂

@ShawnsLegacy

7 ай бұрын

@JenkemOD Dear god...

@ShawnsLegacy

6 ай бұрын

@@comejointheparty Indeed, why look when you a sister next door?

“You lost a lover, but you gained a brother.”

@ok.sinesm

Жыл бұрын

"im actually a little jealous"

@philythekid30

Жыл бұрын

He answered his question don’t do it buddy

37:30 twins dating caller

@smashbattle6969

Жыл бұрын

Thanks you legend

@pardhasaradhig2405

Жыл бұрын

I think it's yours 👑

@Rezko.

5 ай бұрын

1 year later, you’re still a legend

@psychopat3537

Ай бұрын

Legend

The strength of the gecko suit is that it breaks down walls. It makes both the viewers and the callers feel like it's just another goofy show with funny haha's, breaking down their walls they've built to hide their true inner self. At least that's what I think.

I was in the same cult for the same amount of time too! So glad i got out. Haven't talked to my parents in years and it best decision ever!!

@chizqo8946

Жыл бұрын

hi

Omfg the "brother/sister" call was so wild like the chances of that exact situation are so unlikely and it's so sad that Fate, the cruel mistress she is, completely gave those two a scenario that is literally the worst outcome in a lot of ways. Literally seconds before Gecko said this is above his pay grade I said the same exact thing lol. "They're going to be fiiiiiine." Omg this is such a good episode.

@ivansantiagozerpaindaburu2390

2 жыл бұрын

That story is fake as shit

@sHighGuy

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivansantiagozerpaindaburu2390 you know it’s happened a thousand times in history right? It’s not inconceivable that you’d meet someone you’re related to and date them unaware, literally google it, it’s happened all the time. It’s not like she met him in australia while she was living in africa, like they were local, and there’s only a certain amount of people you’re going to meet around your age, especially now with dating apps and shit. I mean even a dude here in brisbane my mate knew here in australia almost accidentally dated his cousin, he told me this story they were talking and met up, he introduced her to “his family” and luckily his mother recognised her through facebook pictures, her brother has a different last name so they weren’t aware when they met, it’s a long story, but like, it happens man. How is that so unbelievable? Their delivery on emotion too like they sounded so authentic. Idk man i’d 110% believe it.

@714ever8

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivansantiagozerpaindaburu2390 shush

grew up in the JW cult as well. props to this guy for being so well rounded and social for how he was raised. it took me a long time. i got out officially when i was probably 22-24. i share your plight good sir

@dylanlollis2746

2 жыл бұрын

did yours have drunk sex party's too?, im genually curious

@DanielColageo

2 жыл бұрын

I think the last time I got the knock on the door I asked them about Robert Eisenman and "James the Brother of Jesus" and history in general and they got less and less interested.

The twins sleeping with each other was the greatest segment I have seen on this show. Geck- you lost a lover but you gained a brother Sister- that’s a positive….. I guess 😂😂😂😂😂

Occasionally we get a caller that has something crazy happen to them and it’s always crazier than the title 😂

"Stay gecky" made me smile real big at the end.. Thank you Lyle for bringing love and laughter to this cold hard world everyday. I love your show and I love you!

Dude i'm so happy I found your channel! I saw you on tiktok, and wished I found longer videos, cause they are super chill to listen to, and then I found your twitch and youtube. You gained a follower dude :)

@AB1.529

2 жыл бұрын

If you have Spotify and just want to listen to this channel he has a Spotify podcast that goes by therapy gecko

ive been living as a nomad for ten years, its been great, hard, freeing. there's a lot of people out there not so easy to find online who are living like this, and you will find them

This twins dating is basically just the parent trap plot

@axle1717

5 ай бұрын

That's the first thing that crossed my mind

I think I’m just voice blind, but I feel like the same 5 people call in 😂

@TheSupperteen

2 жыл бұрын

The compression over the phone just destroys the voice

@Bruhbruhbruh-so9tu

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSupperteen that’s true

@stephennicholas7095

7 ай бұрын

I was the "digital nomad" here to tell you. I've only had the pleasure of being on the line with lile once. Thinking of giving a wild update.

Idk why but random speech patterns of Lyle’s just crack me up. When talking to the boob lady: “10 pounds each or 10 pounds total? - .. I think it was total. - Total.. SOOOOOOO”

Geck had absolutely no idea how to approach the sibling dating problem hahahaha

@glibjibb

2 жыл бұрын

I would've had so many more questions for them dude like "you guys are twins?? did you ever think you looked eerily similar? do you have similar interests? how recent was this and how did your family react? have you slept together since finding out?!"

This show is bouta pop! Def excellent content 👌 👏 thank you!

I love people who put the title’s content in the beginning

The sibling couple kids gon turn out fine🤣

Best little corner of KZread

this is a good one

Gecko goes nomad. I'm excited

Callers: Jehovah’s Witness guy, Brest girl, twin lovers Gecko: ok Caller: Taco Bell girl Gecko: real sh!t?

Sweet home Alabama

I felt that one piece quote at the end

Your caller who wants to become a digital nomad and travel the world should totally do it!!! That's what I do. I'm a diffuser nomad. If he's reading this comment and wants to know more, I will happily answer any questions he has. Same goes for any viewer or Mr. Therapy Gecko himself. I currently live in the Philippines and I pay $200 / month for a decent apartment. The dating is great here too. He doesn't need to call it being"homeless" though.

I miss the theme song

I’m convinced that at this point in the show’s history, 98% of the callers are making up stuff. However, still entertaining.

@PetrichorPlays

2 жыл бұрын

Idk man, lotta detail with genuine delivery; most actors aren't that good.

@LankyLarkyy

2 жыл бұрын

@@PetrichorPlays fr

@Swaggless

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think it's 98% fake, but some stuff is definitely not real. I'm not through the whole pod yet, but I believe Jahova's Witness Guy and Breast Reduction Girl. The dating twins, on the other hand, are suuuper fake.

@shaungraen3892

2 жыл бұрын

@@Swaggless idk man, seems like from the tone of their voice that they’re genuine grieved rn lol. Considering a lot of people in this country unfortunately have family members that married/had children with other family members, idk how far fetched it is

@Swaggless

2 жыл бұрын

@@shaungraen3892 It could be real? It's not impossible, but they sounded like they were acting to me. It sounded like they didn't have a lot of thoughts on the subject. There was just a lot of "yeah..."s. If this is something that was heavily weighing on their mind, they'd have more to say. We can agree to disagree, though.

I wish it was cut into parts for the diff stories

43:00 Best part

I felt that. Cult can ruin someone’s life.

The most conflicting thing to me in cults is the dumping of your family and friends to be a part of the cult. It’s ridiculous, and similar to right and left politics today, where they claim compassion, but only if it’s to someone who agrees with me, or believes what I do. Compassion for humans should be unconditional and for all, despite opinion. imo.

The freelance painter is gonna get a dog and banjo and hop trains and live in squats hostels and dumpsters for fifteen years, then write a guidebook about being a beach bum philosopher

idea on you wanting to just live and see shit: i could totally see you traveling around and interviewing people or just doing the podcast in random locations. you’d get the income and be able to do cool shit and see stuff. but nonetheless one day i hope u get to see all the shit u want geck

JW are nothing to joke about my classmates family was in JW so their kids from birth are naturally too. Their whole life resolves around the cult and you get raised / indoctrinated from birth. Even if you are in a normal school like she is and people talked to her about the outside world most people are simply afraid to lose their family their support. You cant stay in the family if you not a cult member and they make that very clear no matter what age you are. In the end it broke her. She had a hidden boyfriend and i dont know the exact background but when she decided to talk to her parents to not want to be any part of the cult activity they distanced themselves from her and straight up told her that she is not welcomed anymore. The part that hurt her the most is her sister. She has a sister a couple years younger than her i think 3 and she couldnt leave her parents that she loved even though she has major doubts abouut the cult. To be willing to lose your family it takes alot. In the end they made her sister lose kontakt with her older sister and their relationship broke.

37:38 for bro/sis

You know what's amazing.... This channel actually helps some f*****-up people.

The couple dating realizing they are related to each other and the worst part they did each other without knowing they are twins?! That's messed up right there. So, when the guy introduce her to his parents, his dad did not realize her parents look familiar? Unbelievable, so they lied in front of their faces. I think they could relate to each other because they are twins like soulmate. I notice there's 2 alyssa callers lol. They kind of sound similar.

@bingobango8168

Жыл бұрын

Lots of these callers sound the same, makes you wonder 🤔

I really feel Taco Bell girl bc I have the same exact issue, but with Arby's. Got food poisoning there around the same age, can't go there or eat roast beef. It isn't a phobia thing, but it is a survival mechanism. Even animals, if they eat a particular food and get deathly I'll won't eat that food again. Or it's also an issue with patients who are in chemotherapy.

@mildred714

Жыл бұрын

It’s just you being immature, actually.

@mariamjimoh885

Жыл бұрын

@@mildred714adaptation is immature, got it

I will be one of these callers soon 🤫🙂

@yungbusta

2 жыл бұрын

Good luck, hear ya soon

I left Christianity at the beginning of the pandemic. I find it interesting how so many people are saying that they are so much more happy or fulfilled with themselves. Good luck to Dillion, I understand what he has had to deal with.

@PetrichorPlays

2 жыл бұрын

leaving Christianity hardly compares to what that person went through.

@Andy_Youn

2 жыл бұрын

@@PetrichorPlays it's not a competition, I'm just saying that I understand what he had to go through. I had a pretty horrible time telling family members and friends.

@BEERBOMB113

2 жыл бұрын

@@PetrichorPlays yeah chill he's jus saying he can relate to it. Jehovah's witness is a "branch" of christian beliefs and some Christians who aren't Jehovah's are also terribly abusive to their kids we have no way of knowing everything ppl go thru and we all handle trauma differently. Power to those who break free from those bonds to be their own person. Hopefully their family can accept them but in the Jehovah's witness situation I would count on it not happening... It's a powerful brainwashing those ppl get.

@theepicduck6922

2 жыл бұрын

@@PetrichorPlays Irregardless leaving a faith tends to lead towards some alienation either enforced or unconsciously.

Don't the breast reduction girl and the twin girl sound exactly the same or am I going crazy?

I was in the same cult for 2 years or so. Nobody suspected me of faking all they cared about was me giving up as much of my life and money for their “cause” I was there for a girl (as many do) she almost left for me but they have ways of pulling you back in. I left her and that crazy train crash behind. Don’t do it 8/10 wouldn’t recommend

@theepicduck6922

2 жыл бұрын

Unless you wanna be a window cleaner and cult member best to avoid.

@giovannimorales5707

2 жыл бұрын

They tried to get me to go to Africa on mission for a year out of my own pocket since I knew how to build houses and buildings…

I don't see anything wrong with the brother and sister as long as they don't have kids. It's not like they knew they were related when they first started sleeping together.

Gotta fix the foot pad make sure it doesn't look broken.

43:00 "uh...hello..." I'm calling balderdash on this one. Are they conjoined twins? Do they share a urethra?

Chris was just rattling off W after W. that man is going to do great things in his life. also the 4 wheeler argument is bullet proof

Which time is the marriage fraud

Holy cow! How are you getting these guests?!

As a Christian and not JW, that's appalling. Even if my children didn't believe and follow what I do, how does cutting them out even make anything positive out of it? I believe if we live by example and stay true to our beliefs and the results are positive in our life, maybe someone will see the reality of our faith and if they don't then that's okay to. Mutual understanding and acceptance. You don't have to like or completely support someones decisions to love them. To acknowledge and accept that reality is very empowering.

Chris is a master debater.

i always thought breast surgery should be available for free everywhere. bcs breasts are a weirdly important part of life for people who have them. reductions are life changing as this person says. im non binary and i want mine gone. i dont have enough money to remove them though. im so jealous of that woman but also really happy for her.

@mildred714

Жыл бұрын

So you’re saying cosmetic surgery should be free,either for gender affirmation surgery or not.

@mhiadollxx8888

Жыл бұрын

I agree. These are part of our body and if it is debilitating and causing mental stress then yes, totally should be free. Reminded me of Back home, when you need the public bathroom to use, they ask you to pay $5(5 pesos), like it's another scam. It's not our fault that our bladder gets full it's a normal thing bc we are alive. Does not make sense to pay just to use a bathroom. For the surgery, people just need to provide proof reasonable idea on why they want breast augmentation or removal. I hope your desire for your body will happen for you too just like the caller's.

@testacals

3 ай бұрын

@@mildred714 If the surgery has functional benefits, outside of purely mental realm, it isn't a cosmetic surgery.

@mildred714

3 ай бұрын

@@testacals so surgery for confidence boost and to make people content with themselves can be free. (Why not? That be nice) but surgeries for terminal illnesses and emergency surgeries and (also) therapies like chemo should still cost money? Life threatening brain tumors- those should all cost money…? But gender reassignment… free… all around!..? That’s kinda a strange way to think.

@testacals

3 ай бұрын

@@mildred714 That's not why said. You are saying that this surgery only has mental benefits and my comment is about denying that claim. Also, where I come from, healthcare is free in general

im a guy so what do ik ig but nah I feel like y'all overlooked gecks remark about giving women at a certain breast size disability parking, my reason for saying this is because its common for women for large breasts to get back issues from the weight of their breasts straining their back. While you could just get a breast reduction to eliminate this problem if you please, its more than likely some people are against the procedure being preformed on themselves or maybe just can't have the procedure done for other reasons, so disability parking might help accommodate the comfortability and health of these people. jus spit ballin tho

@mariamjimoh885

Жыл бұрын

Idk you but marry me. Sincerely, a woman whose tits are too big for her body

9:07 my maan

37:30

37:32 twins dating section

Hey Jehovah's witness defector, if you see this, if you want some tools to help you process emotions around your family like youve mentioned, i have a lot of experience around this type of thing specially as a relationship cult survivor and can help out. just dm anytime

I really need an update on Dillon !!!!!

if the twin thing is real they need to take a break from seeing each other and start seeing other people if they wanna meet up after that that’s fine but lock that shit in a closet and then throw it in a well and take it to your grave

Same birthday, same birth place! And I'm not talking just the hospital.

Sweet home alabama

so the parents didn’t think that them having the same birthday and knew the names weren’t WEIRD

@logano1878

8 ай бұрын

bro did you listen at all

@logano1878

8 ай бұрын

they said their parents knew and thought they were weird for it

Sounds like getting promoted as a chimney-sweep is a scam

I wanty to join this cult. For science purposes only.

@giovannimorales5707

2 жыл бұрын

I did so you didn’t have to… 2 years and I gotta say not worth it

@theepicduck6922

2 жыл бұрын

Basically you're gonna get a low skilled job (window cleaner probably) since they dislike college education teaching people to think for themselves and be educated. Also your gonna donate oodles of money.

Taco Bell girl kinda sounds like Christine sydelko

do you take discord calls?

Geck :)

Woah

The freelance painter sounds like he's going through a post break-up 'fuck it' moment. Like he wants to break away all ties from everything because he lost his partner. But I dunno tho.

Spitting fax about taco bell

Bold for those twins' parents to judge them for a mess the parents made... 😐 Edit: I also hate the 'how are you doing?' question, but the people at the checkout are usually asking so they can send someone to get the items you couldn't find 🙂

Shunning in JW is such a horrible practice. It tears apart families and causes trauma.

He really asked the taco bell girl if she was serious but not the sibling sweethearts?! Hold on man!... taco bell gets rid of all my favorite items so im on strike fr. But I would have asked that boy Alot more questions about the activities they did and got him to meme about how tight his sister is.... srry

Taco bell became super duper mid since corona started

@mildred714

Жыл бұрын

Why are you talking like that? What’s that even mean?

real life parent trap?

@BEERBOMB113

2 жыл бұрын

Seems so unlikely but statistically it has to be possible. So unfortunate lol

@cadlac0594

2 жыл бұрын

With a twist

I guarantee if anyone brought her an item from Taco Bell with a del taco wrapper and bag she would 100% eat it. (I’m aware they taste totally different, but she hasn’t had Taco Bell in 10 years.)

you chose the wrong story for the thumbnail

@Swaggless

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, he picked the right one. The twin thing is so fake. XD

2:10

gecko

Taco Bell fire sauce gang

Love the Geck but he did Millie so dirty. It'd have been so easy to describe Taco Bell as gross. Even if you like it (like I do) you gotta admit that it's at least a little gross.

he shouldve knoen his family doesnt love him when they named him dylan

That twin thing is gotta be fake. Right? RIGHT?!

@theneosuperzero

Жыл бұрын

I hope not. And hopefully they keep on dating.

The traded his spirituality and family for lesser stuff in my opnion...

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SWEET HOME ALABAMA

maybe don't keep dating ur sister. she's ur sister now. just be siblings

@Prod.D

Жыл бұрын

They didn’t even know tho lmao

first

You can’t be doing somersaults with Ns 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

dylans story shouldnt reflect on peoples thoughts on what jehovahs witnesses are although the forced friendships and being born into it is not really a choice, its all comes down to if you want to leave or stay and his story about his family abandoning him is sad idk what parent would do that.

Fake stories like the twin ones are so boring ugh

Do you happen to have a moment of your time to talk about our great lord and savior Jesus Christ?

@FearsSean

2 жыл бұрын

Would you happen to have a moment to spare to discuss the great words of our protector Lyle Geckus?

@d.rowley5023

2 жыл бұрын

Sure what’s it all about.

Living forever is like littering with your self. 🤌🏼