HORROR STORIES FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE - Therapy Gecko
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A man tells me his story of going from cleaning piss and shit out of the play tubes of Chuck E. Cheese to having his car stolen at gunpoint by a 14 year old. If you’ve ever considered working with children it’s the episode for you.
Then a caller tells me about their relationship with whippets while inhaling a lot of them on the line, and a final caller reflects on his new role as a father.
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"Gotta be smart when you're being stupid." Words to live by.
@bluejjboy
Жыл бұрын
It's like the flip too: "If you're going to be stupid gotta be tough"
When the guy who does nitrous said that he was a line cook I was like, "That makes sense". I feel like I know this archetype 😂
@notapplicable328
Жыл бұрын
As a line cook i had a feeling by his voice lol
@characterwheaties
11 ай бұрын
Can’t stop talking about how amazing his life is but hates every second of experiencing it sober
@InVinoVeritas540
Ай бұрын
I almost 100% identify with my brother on the hippie crack. (Nitrous) I kinda now feel not so alone. Gecko your a good listener
I was at chuck e cheese as a kid up in the tube tower and this kid was leaning against the bubble glass and the frame gave-way. He fell out and I lunged for his arm but wasn't quick enough. It was like in Cliff Hanger. He fell and smacked his back hard on the Whack a mole machine below. Ambulance had to come. Don't remember the pizza.
If that guy is able to do nitrous throughout a conversation and still be able to hold a phone let alone hold a conversation, then he is doing something wrong 😂
"I had a baby" "That sounds awful" I had the same rotten reaction
Working in fields w people who are marginalized literally completely changes your worldview and the first caller put so many experiences I’ve had with people into perspective. I’d recommend everyone able to should try to take a job in a similar place (mine was a womens shelter) because it teaches u so much about empathy and the world around u
I love how many edm heads are mentioning that they saw you at eforest!! Raves are life changing!
awesome choice of callers for this drop sir. stay geckin
this stream was gold content. the fucking nos laughs hahaha
Nitrous dude needs an update call. Poor buddy sounds so far gone.
The guy who was doing nitrous really has bugged me since I heard it. I know that is his choice but I it was extremely difficult to get through and disturbing. I really wish geck would have maybe had tried to reach out and asked if he wanted help or something. I don't know I'm just really down by this episode. I just think it's messed up.
Ah man I haven't don't duster in awhile, and listening to the one dude just kind of made me realize I'm never going to again. That was kind of depressing. (I know duster is different)
@_CARKENT
11 ай бұрын
I remember I tried duster thinking it was the same as a whippet and I was on the floor and I thought I was dying for a few seconds
I feel like the costume would make more sense if he didn't paint his face green because his face is like the geckos tongue
I love that you were at forest! It’s my favorite festival
I like how the nitrous guy turned into Putty for a bit
@bbfrfr44
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I bet he Gronked out after and had a nap
"Oh 17 is tge perfect age for cleaning shit and vomit"...... me siiting here at age 40 who made a career of cleaning shit and vomit 🤗👍💩➕🤮
@sarahmiller6265
Ай бұрын
Good on u dude fr
Id rather have no father than my father without question
didn't even know nitrous was a thing until today.
Come to Shamb! If you liked Electric Forest and you like Canada, you'll like Shamb.
Nick is a wise man, I feel.
I love you gecko!
...nah, that kid that mentioned the big three misogynist influencers is almost certainly in a household where their parents are arguing about that stuff. It's the equivalent of cursing. They know that these words/names evoke visceral reactions and they know enough to group them together, but I don't think that kid is using any of that knowledge in any way except as a litmus test for what they can expect in response from the adults they talk to. They're trying to understand why those names are so polarizing, and trying to see who will be "on their side" in spite of the trigger words.
7:32 what do you mean kids are crazy? A 12-year-old boy I don't think should have the vocabulary to call you that. Then he shouldn't have the aggression. It's the adults around him who either directly told him or exposed him to such rhetoric. And you should probably question that little boy afterwards and figure out how he understands how to say something like that because you can undermine a criminal.
i love u geck
I think to the last guy’s question on what we call ourselves, we should go by Gecko Patients . We’re Therapy Gecko’s Patients
@bitefesili
6 ай бұрын
i dont think tbis is smart nor would lyle like that. hes very adamant about not being a real therapist
Geck it up!
LYLE IS 25? IM 25 and compared to Lyle I look 12.
which one of your parents is the gecko
Well, since you don't have kids, you should go to Vietnam!
I never noticed the 401 and you look a lot like a guy that come into the cumbys i work at 🤔
Geico
LYLE I MET YOU TODAY AT THE SYDNEY SHOW AND WAS SO NERVOUS I FELT LIKE I TANKED IT IN THE MEET & GREET WISH I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR ENERGY , KEEP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING I WILL BE COMING BACK WHEN YOU VISIT SYDNEY AGAIN 🥹
Ray the white savior
@raykylargonzales
Жыл бұрын
I’m actually brown lol
@user-sd2yp7lm3o
Жыл бұрын
@@raykylargonzalesyou are an inspiration
@yorha2960
Жыл бұрын
@@raykylargonzales enjoyed your call man, gl with everything
@raykylargonzales
Жыл бұрын
@@yorha2960 thanks! Just out here existing and trying to pay bills lol
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guys whos whole personality just get high are so cringey
This guys super wholesome
N²⁰ (Nitrus) is nothing like heroin or crack AT ALL. its a dissociative. Completely different.
@jjujji4908
4 ай бұрын
Heroin and crack are not at all comparable crack is a stimulate and heroin is a opioid 😂
@CaptainWwowW
8 күн бұрын
They're comparable in the sense that "addiction destroyed my life" could be referring to either or. I don't think they give you laughing emojis in rehab.