“first of all, don’t look at the chat” 😂

@KobaMr

2 ай бұрын

Chat can be brutal

@mf-ws3cj

2 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@apxlloastro888

2 ай бұрын

@@KobaMr fr lmao especially when the topic is cousin fucking 💀😭

@doctertroncat3147

2 ай бұрын

Always

@ktmmechanicsandaudio6803

2 ай бұрын

tbh good point lol i came here to say the same thing LOL

*"I'm making this up, but it comes from a cernal of truth.. i think."*

@jebronimaster9030

2 ай бұрын

Kernel

@sushidog5312

2 ай бұрын

@@jebronimaster9030🤓

@vladnikitin2566

2 ай бұрын

@@jebronimaster9030colonel

@jebronimaster9030

2 ай бұрын

@@vladnikitin2566 no

@Lupine.

Ай бұрын

​@@vladnikitin2566Herb led to Spiciness

That 50 year old could catfish with his voice 🤣 he sounds 25

@Carbonator5000

2 ай бұрын

Hey now … 😂😂😂 ❤🦎

It’s really strange to me that after watching you for a certain amount of time. I no longer see the gecko costume.

@earthbby

2 ай бұрын

fr, just his wise soul😭🩷🦎

Holy cow, I made the KZread video!?!? I am going to turn 50 next month and this made my year! Thank you, Geck bless @lyleforever and all his fans! ❤🦎

@lucasbauer8215

2 ай бұрын

Hi Mike!

@Carbonator5000

2 ай бұрын

@@lucasbauer8215 Hi! 👋

@To-attempt-too

2 ай бұрын

Hi Mike! Sorry for asking, but what age were you when you had a child? I'm 32 and don't really want one, but I also don't want to regret not doing so one day.

@Carbonator5000

2 ай бұрын

@@To-attempt-too I was 34/35 when I had my kids. You’ve got time, Charlie Chaplin had a kid when he was 70. He couldn’t pick them up, but hey. 😂🤣😂

@tsunaru1

2 ай бұрын

Hi!! Really liked your appearance and the way you offered advice 🤗

Man I'm stoned AF rn. At 3:30 I was thinking "yo bro look out, don't knock into the old lady"

Man what a thing to wake up too.

@eyesee301

2 ай бұрын

😂 Right!? You know it’s going to be a day when you see the Geko sweat 😅

“Maybe my ancestors are proud of me” 😂

@banjolaadesina6558

2 ай бұрын

that part killed me 😂😂

Nice to hear from someone older and more experienced in life (50-year-old guy) as a 40-year-old listener myself. Dude sounded like he was in his twenties, lol.

@sarahstup7319

2 ай бұрын

I’m a 41 year old listener! Idk if he realizes our age range exists!

@jawnee4927

2 ай бұрын

Dr.Drew says that is a sign of early childhood trauma

@ClaytonBigsby01

2 ай бұрын

It should be clear to you by your own comment that age does not equal experience in life😂 not in the slightest degree

@ClaytonBigsby01

2 ай бұрын

It should be clear to you by your own comment that age does not equal experience in life😂 not in the slightest degree

@sarahstup7319

2 ай бұрын

@@jawnee4927 Yes I remember him saying that on Loveline about the 'baby' voices all the time.

"Keep it in the bloodline" 💀

@llamawarllord

2 ай бұрын

My great grandmother legit said "don't want to dilute the good genes"

Ah more Sweet Alabama Lore nice.

@To-attempt-too

2 ай бұрын

As someone from Alabama, I knew comments like this would be here. You guys did not disappoint 😂

The final caller is infuriating with how he conveys information, he can't just say words

@mbaxter5972

2 ай бұрын

He did say that he super stressed and many people (including me) can’t really convey stuff stressed.

Game is game - Gandhi or something

@Jesusparmigiana

2 ай бұрын

I agree with this comment

@apxlloastro888

2 ай бұрын

@@Jesusparmigianai too agree with this comment 😂

@danteshollowedgrounds

2 ай бұрын

No

@Jesusparmigiana

2 ай бұрын

@@toast9395 amen brother

Very off topic but I love your show. You're very accepting of different people and you're not quick to write people off. You calm my anxieties to an extent and one day I would love to have a conversation with you. Thanks Lyle

"Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko." Lol, goddamnit Lyle, I love you dude. Thanks for the laughs, keep up the good work, and btw I RSVP'd for Raleigh-Durham. We'd love to go to a show!

Lyle - I promise life gets easier the older you get. Please keep truckin broski.

Man if when he said "I'm 600 miles away from her now" Gekko said "... So you've counted." That woulda killed me. It's what hit my brain.

I miss the Public Access streams on reddit

@jash6105

2 ай бұрын

Same!

I had a 2nd cousin who seemed weirdly into me. I barely knew her and she just wanted to always be next to me and talking to me. My fucking dad told me to tap that. Thank god im stupid lmao

@ericaolive

2 ай бұрын

how does not doing your cousin make you stupid???

@maxwellkazemba2299

2 ай бұрын

I would disregard all of that guy's advice from then on tbh

@Le-PainCat

2 ай бұрын

@@maxwellkazemba2299 thats why i moved across the country lmao

@ClaytonBigsby01

2 ай бұрын

​@@Le-PainCat you're Dad sounds based as fuck . He was all so smart enough to know that if y'all created a little demon baby it wouldn't be fully retarded. Second cousins...pfff it's close enough to third cousins. And we all know third cousins are kissing cousins😂. The real question everyone wants to know is .....was she hot. And why not?😂

@monkeydog8681

2 ай бұрын

Dude. I made out with my first cousin. I was so drunk and horny at that time. Gladly, I didn't have to balls to drag her to the room. Never spoke about it to anyone personally.

Dad ‘s cousins daughter is first cousin once removed

J Cole is taking L’s everywhere these days, ain’t he

Thank you Lyle.

Just wanna say this is one of the my favorite episodes; I love the juxtaposition of people from both sides of the "nothing matters" meme

Can't wait to see you in Milwaukee!

I clicked because I almost put myself in a strikingly similar situation grinding skin with a 2nd cousin.

@sarahstup7319

2 ай бұрын

@kaelthunderhoof5619

2 ай бұрын

Gaaay

@carl6969100

2 ай бұрын

@@kaelthunderhoof5619that’s not gay. I hooked up with my gay 1st cousin. Now that’s gay.

@ARBackfire

2 ай бұрын

@@carl6969100not gay as long as you do a bro check every few pumps. Gonna look something like…”Ayy, you straight bro?” “Yeh bro, we straight👍”

He said Hot Springs, i fucking knew this was my state

2nd cousin is fair game bro go get it again 😂

57:21 No truer words have ever been spoken from one man to another

I love your channel!! I’m gonna catch a stream and call one day.

@eliasmorales5304

2 ай бұрын

Good luck!! I've tried for a couple years now!! Still can't! Haha but nothing sends me over the edge more then someone getting in the 1st try!!

@Carbonator5000

2 ай бұрын

Try texting your story instead of calling if you can? ❤🦎

We love you, Lyle. Geck forev

Man was walking back and forth this entire call, looking over his shoulder 😂

Cousin lovin is the best lovin

@ClaytonBigsby01

2 ай бұрын

It's the forbidden fruit

@Carryusaway_

2 ай бұрын

I agree

When humans lived in villages of a couple hundred people, yes, they had kids with their cousins. They're called clans, and they existed throughout most of human history.

Lyle, please come to Pittsburgh!!! Also, in the United Kingdom cousin-loving is par for the royalty course. Queen Elizabeth was married to her first cousin!!

@ClaytonBigsby01

2 ай бұрын

Yes every monarch across Europe was related. The first world war was fought by three 1st cousins if I remember correctly

Yeah dude. I have student loan debt, and it’s got me thinking about going to the Australian mines fr.

shoutout to mike bro that guy was sick!

@Carbonator5000

2 ай бұрын

Why thank you!♥️🦎✌️

Thor (Pirate Software) is cool, coz he comes from the industry and all his advice have some validity on it like the quote from my place "You're just going there and they're already coming back".

@Carbonator5000

2 ай бұрын

Thor is the real deal for sure!

I had a third cousin where we almost did something like that. I confessed and she did too but we both agreed we couldn't cause her family would be pissed

@Jacobtheunwise

2 ай бұрын

Third cousins barely even related anymore. An how would anyone know unless for some reason you told your family you had sex

@GiodyneSTG

2 ай бұрын

@@Jacobtheunwise I left things out on purpose but we texted a lot and their parents were very nosy so yeah . Even so

@ClaytonBigsby01

2 ай бұрын

​@@GiodyneSTGthird cousins is kissing cousins you should have that tapped that😂.

8:13 The royal family bloodline definitely do lmao 😂😂😂

Rick Glassman as guest

He didn’t have to beat to the memory for the last 10 years though

I can’t tell if the cousin piper is telling the truth or not.

@ch3burashka

2 ай бұрын

None of these are true.

@highmay3590

2 ай бұрын

it's very plausible and can happen to people who don't know their extended family until adolescence

@ClaytonBigsby01

2 ай бұрын

​@@ch3burashkawhen you grow up and aren't a child anymore you'll learn that you can very often tell when most people are telling the truth or not when they're sharing a story

@ClaytonBigsby01

2 ай бұрын

​@@ch3burashkaand if you believe that which I don't think you do why would you be here? And based you had to have been here a while and listened to many calls . And no one is going to sit here and listen to an hour of something they think is bullshit😂. Unless you're a child has nothing better to do😂...... Another thing you learn later in life is that people , never saying a number, will tell you their age just by the things they say and the way they say them.. just like your comment

@ClaytonBigsby01

2 ай бұрын

​​@@ch3burashkaand if you believe that which I don't think you do why would you be here? based on that assumptionyou had to have been here a while and listened to many calls . And no one is going to sit here and listen to an hour of something they think is bullshit😂. Unless you're a child has nothing better to do😂...... Another thing you learn later in life is that people , never saying a number, will tell you their age just by the things they say and the way they say them.. just like your comment

LMAO he wrapped it before he tapped it 😭

Love piratesoftware he’s awesome

For the gecko!?? 😂😂

He DOES NOT sound 50.

I can’t go to bed rn.

Just to add to what Mike said, the 50 year old-Lyle I want you to know as someone with severe depression, and many other issues 😂, I am 37 and living my best life. Life is never perfect but I am alot happier than I was at 27. I mean you are 26, and you brain just developed at 25 so that's one thing to realize. I am a very different person with a very different outlook. Like Mike said, just do what you want to do to be happy. That is the key, I believe. (Besides staying positive etc).I also take an anti depressant, but I don't advocate medication for everyone that has depression. I think you should try everything else first. Live changes are extremely important. ❤

Despite the shame he feel s the song is still on cousin's playlist because he wants to tap that ass again... Whether he knows it or not😂. This call was all about seeking gecks approval

hahahahahah it's gotta be so funny for that girl

@Young_buck2423

2 ай бұрын

(lyle's story not first guy)

Hell yeah everyone’s got a hot cousin

He should add the chat to the screen

Jcole voice-"i should call her"

Is there a toll free number to call?

Rip Dickey Betts

yupp

What a weird thing for youtube to suggest me, is he a psychologist and a certified therapist?

@the-clank

2 ай бұрын

Nah he is just a dude

@ronjabosgraaf3156

2 ай бұрын

​@@the-clank*gecko

Why do people insist on giving fake names like people can recognise you from your voice right?

@MichaelBrown-jz6ti

2 ай бұрын

You can still deny. Some voices have overlap. However if you give a name its basically giving them full confirmation

🎉FORTHEGECKOOOO🎉

That first caller wasnt even second cousins dawg thats a third cousin

Why is your face not red if your the lizards mouth?

Reddit has streaming??? I thought it was just posts

Is this the pump and dump drop off or something

What time you going live I need to call and get some shit off my chest fam this blunt ain't doing enough

Did lyle just talk to his future self?

He went Alabama.

Your parent's 1st cousin's child would be your first cousin - once removed. Not your second cousin.

@Lupine.

Ай бұрын

Not 3rd cousin? I don't understand the extended family mapping... It seems like a system designed with the intent of excusing incest.

There are still places in the world where marrying a second cousin isn't taboo. *Edit - I mean outside of any geographic regions of the United States.

I like mike

damn

Imagine being able to honestly say you lost your v to a famous gecko😎

Smh.

Cheerful nihilists exist. It’s a complex issue. See Nietchze

@Carbonator5000

2 ай бұрын

I love that someone gets that.

That's what a bipolar upswing sounds like

doja cat was the fucking bestttttttt!!!!!!!! ep ever man! love you get

@Carbonator5000

2 ай бұрын

It was an epic episode for sure, big love for Doja Cat! ♥️🦎✌️

We’ve all done this

@Areo42069

2 ай бұрын

I’m joking

@Areo42069

2 ай бұрын

Unless?

@Areo42069

2 ай бұрын

Joking

@Areo42069

2 ай бұрын

But unless?

@Areo42069

2 ай бұрын

No I’m joking tho

This dude is so funny lmao

Ayo 🤨

14:15 FIRGINITY sorry

@Carbonator5000

2 ай бұрын

Furginity? 😂😂😂 ♥️🦎

Geck

why is this dude freaking out about having sex with his SECOND cousin? There was a study where they found the OPTIMAL genetic distance for offspring health is like 3rd cousin, so like its not that big of a deal

Love me some Lyle in the morning

Honest question - what’s so wrong about it? I know society frowns on it but 🤷, society evolves you know

Anyone find Mike in the comment's

@Carbonator5000

2 ай бұрын

I’m not here … 😂😂😂 ❤🦎

J cole? 😂

should retitle therapy geko goes to therapy

A big yikes.

Honestly dude just see it as a funny story. They're distant enough you could legally get married in some states and as long as you were both fine with it where's the harm? The types of people who would make fun of you are also probably the same people typing incest and step siblings into pornhub lol.

Dad's cousin's daughter is 3rd cousin!

My secpnd cousin lidyia used to look at me all longing like follow me everywhere at 19 it freaked me out worst her mum is italian and my uncle ray knew too i think ebry time she sat forward on the sofa ray would sit forward too. im not into that shit sorry not for me blood is blood man does not matter if genetically baby will be fine na man na not for me

Incest is a very common secret. Very common secret.

God I wish my uncle was still alive, he always used to let me sit on his lap.

Einstien married his cousin just sayin

Hehehe

Anyone here listen to yhapojj ?

#paintitpink

Paint your face pink

@6woody559

2 ай бұрын

Red like doja suggested lol

@turtle4493

2 ай бұрын

@@6woody559 pink is the only safe option, if he paints it real someone is gonna get offended and say it's racial

@6woody559

2 ай бұрын

@@turtle4493 red is the accurate option. Fuck feelings.

@turtle4493

2 ай бұрын

@@6woody559 also red isn't accurate , inside every animal mouth its pink not red ,if you think red is accurate you might be colour blind or whatever animal you saw with red inside its month was dying

Firstttttt

@maccothemillion3558

2 ай бұрын

Fuck, 2nd lol congrats

i think the 8th grade crush guy is playing with these two ppls hearts unintentionally 😕not purposely trynna make things bad with his friends but there definitely is some work to be done internally if this has been an issue since 8th grade

Dude is 18 and worried about that? Get a job for a couple years at a fast food joint and that'll be the least of your worries 😅