"I stuck my d*ck in a frosty"

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  • @ryansreaction
    @ryansreaction19 күн бұрын

    FORTY FIVE MINUTES?!? he’s lying. Wendy’s Frosties start melting in like 5 minutes.

  • @----REDACTED----

    @----REDACTED----

    19 күн бұрын

    It's true I was there

  • @rpchn5698

    @rpchn5698

    19 күн бұрын

    Yep the way he think for a moment when geeko ask what flavor it is kinda telling 😂

  • @texasbob2528

    @texasbob2528

    19 күн бұрын

    They start melting the se ond they pour the frosty into the cup

  • @soullooker

    @soullooker

    19 күн бұрын

    Love them lol. They have a hint of banana in it.

  • @pdeniro57

    @pdeniro57

    18 күн бұрын

    When have you seen a strawberry frosty. I don't even like freakin vanilla. Cap 100

  • @mabylene
    @mabylene19 күн бұрын

    That would have been almost room temperature at 45 minutes and definitely fully melted. Dude's a liar

  • @frouvoxes

    @frouvoxes

    17 күн бұрын

    Yeah, such a silly thing to lie about..

  • @TSAdu

    @TSAdu

    14 күн бұрын

    I mean, every single person who calls in is a liar lmao, Lyle never rlly calls them out so ppl have gotten really brazen

  • @marysjane3732

    @marysjane3732

    2 күн бұрын

    ?? Almost room temp?

  • @N8Doggi

    @N8Doggi

    Күн бұрын

    Wendy's doesn't even have strawberry frosties. Never have since I've been alive 36 years chocolate and vanilla

  • @marysjane3732

    @marysjane3732

    Күн бұрын

    @N8Doggi well the story is clearly fake but they just had orange frosties

  • @theprimagen
    @theprimagen19 күн бұрын

    “That was the old me.. now its strictly the chocolate frosties”

  • @MattDustyParker

    @MattDustyParker

    17 күн бұрын

    based

  • @zachbean1956

    @zachbean1956

    17 күн бұрын

    Darker the berry the sweeter the juice

  • @AlCapwnedProductions
    @AlCapwnedProductions16 күн бұрын

    He casually says “I don’t do that shit anymore” as if he just said he quit smoking or something normal like that. 😂

  • @MrUpsideDownWorld
    @MrUpsideDownWorld19 күн бұрын

    Glad to hear he’s turned a new leaf

  • @christopherfischetti8373

    @christopherfischetti8373

    17 күн бұрын

    You have me crying over here 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

  • @user-cz2tp5vg7p

    @user-cz2tp5vg7p

    14 күн бұрын

    Probably a new frostie

  • @kisame786
    @kisame78619 күн бұрын

    How does this gecko not have a show on adult swim?

  • @BingBongFYaLife

    @BingBongFYaLife

    17 күн бұрын

    Because this is the new adult swim. The adult swim remember is now on YT

  • @aquabuddha
    @aquabuddha19 күн бұрын

    Growth is important, bravo 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @isaakhall2184
    @isaakhall218419 күн бұрын

    Bro i honestly try to keep a straight face during these ,and i never can 😭😭😭😭

  • @whodatismeishe
    @whodatismeishe19 күн бұрын

    This is the kind of information that’s supposed to go to the grave with you

  • @austinjudd5698
    @austinjudd569819 күн бұрын

    Strawberry was a limited flavor last year, the timeline doesn’t make sense.

  • @NovocaineTV

    @NovocaineTV

    3 күн бұрын

    every year. i hate it, cause they take the vanilla out. trust strawberry comes back every year with a new variation. this year it was strawberry with the little white chocolate shavings

  • @Gentlemenpickleesq.
    @Gentlemenpickleesq.19 күн бұрын

    "Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?"

  • @The_Morrigan1864

    @The_Morrigan1864

    19 күн бұрын

    One of the deepest and most philosophical quotes ever said in a movie

  • @da_real_roach_dogg_jr

    @da_real_roach_dogg_jr

    18 күн бұрын

    Robert Rodriguez COOKED🔥🔥​@@The_Morrigan1864

  • @jamesprice9139
    @jamesprice913919 күн бұрын

    As a non-American, am I right in assuming that a Wendy's frostie is simular to a slushie? Coz anit no way that thing remained ice for 45 minutes 😂

  • @idellekell

    @idellekell

    19 күн бұрын

    It's a dairy dessert with a consistency halfway between a milkshake and soft serve. But not as creamy? Something like that.

  • @Flo_Resolution

    @Flo_Resolution

    18 күн бұрын

    Essentially pretty much some good ass ice cream in a cup. I typically get Chocolate/Vanilla swirl, so him saying strawberry was a bit relieving ngl

  • @trashmanofmichigan
    @trashmanofmichigan19 күн бұрын

    Says that was the old him but I'm pretty sure strawberry is a newer flavor for frosties

  • @lopalotttt
    @lopalotttt15 күн бұрын

    If he’d said it was a dq blizzard during an actual blizzard I might have believed him.

  • @relytunder
    @relytunder18 күн бұрын

    i love this channel

  • @AMan-xy3lx
    @AMan-xy3lx11 күн бұрын

    "What flavour frosty was it?" 😂😂😂 Some psychologist questions.

  • @onlyhannahfans
    @onlyhannahfans14 күн бұрын

    Right. Now he uses McDonald's Frappes. Moving up in the world my baby!

  • @JG-ib7xk
    @JG-ib7xk19 күн бұрын

    Hank no!

  • @Ftke685
    @Ftke68513 күн бұрын

    This is my favorite one of your shorts..much love from NC,should have gone for the chocolate

  • @ATable4You
    @ATable4You16 күн бұрын

    Bro definitely stuck that shit into the freezer or he's a former Wendy's employee.

  • @ShardzCR
    @ShardzCR7 күн бұрын

    Reminded me of that one Parappa the Rapper meme

  • @buddymacbuddington
    @buddymacbuddington19 күн бұрын

    And all he was left with after was snowballs

  • @SLICKDEXIC
    @SLICKDEXIC19 күн бұрын

    At least the frosty was pink 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

  • @christopherfischetti8373

    @christopherfischetti8373

    17 күн бұрын

    As opposed to brown right 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BigNoseKevin
    @BigNoseKevin16 күн бұрын

    Sometimes, well, you gotta put your shxt in a frosty. What can I say, it happens.

  • @Eeda01
    @Eeda0119 күн бұрын

    No way these are real

  • @johnschauder
    @johnschauder14 күн бұрын

    Frost bite?? More like frosty bite…am I right?? 😂😂

  • @zgj437
    @zgj4378 күн бұрын

    They don’t even make a strawberry frostie do they?😂

  • @Shark_Studios2
    @Shark_Studios213 күн бұрын

    Bro what 😂

  • @rodneycook678
    @rodneycook67815 күн бұрын

    There should be show with Ol Greg.

  • @PaperParade
    @PaperParade12 күн бұрын

    As much as I want this to be real, ain’t no way. He would’ve had to have the icecream warm enough to start, then stick himself in a freezer for 44 minutes.

  • @wuan4220
    @wuan422018 күн бұрын

    sounds like something wingsofredemption would do

  • @johnhalcott2822
    @johnhalcott282217 күн бұрын

    Why is no one talking about him getting a strawberry frosty?

  • @Cravenfester
    @Cravenfester16 күн бұрын

    I’m convinced these are all him. Voice sounds the same every time

  • @wavesworld2o3
    @wavesworld2o318 күн бұрын

    Screaming rn 🤣🤣🤣 how did does this dude keep such a straight face at some of these stories

  • @christopherfischetti8373

    @christopherfischetti8373

    17 күн бұрын

    He’s put into shock by what he’s hearing 😂😂😂

  • @FoolishFlock
    @FoolishFlock2 күн бұрын

    45 minutes or it's free 😂

  • @OlRatFace
    @OlRatFace18 күн бұрын

    every smiling friends episode ever

  • @brylewis41
    @brylewis412 күн бұрын

    “That’s the old me” gtfo here mane that was 2weeks ago lol

  • @mcstrakka
    @mcstrakka14 күн бұрын

    Quality content

  • @AxelBee9
    @AxelBee915 күн бұрын

    45min? Frosty Flavor Strawberry? Rookie number flavors.

  • @firstbradley3281
    @firstbradley328119 күн бұрын

    The old reverse American pie classic

  • @SpiritusFrumenti
    @SpiritusFrumenti3 күн бұрын

    How is the guy in the green costume the normal one in these conversations?

  • @Wizard__J
    @Wizard__J19 күн бұрын

    Frost _bite_ 😂😂😂

  • @tictactimmy
    @tictactimmy18 күн бұрын

    GTA 3 chatterbox vibes

  • @anthonyjude4726
    @anthonyjude472616 күн бұрын

    My only thought is do they make Strawberry Frostys?

  • @181baddog
    @181baddog17 күн бұрын

    People are interesting beings

  • @bouclechocolat
    @bouclechocolat15 күн бұрын

    I thought frosties only come in chocolate and vanilla 🤨

  • @notjackiechan9420
    @notjackiechan942017 күн бұрын

    Science!!

  • @UsagiPonPon
    @UsagiPonPon19 күн бұрын

    I hope he’s doing okay

  • @ianskelton5529
    @ianskelton552913 күн бұрын

    Of course he picked the pink one

  • @GOLDENーEXPERIENCE

    @GOLDENーEXPERIENCE

    4 күн бұрын

    💀

  • @helixwash4508
    @helixwash450814 күн бұрын

    Im a changed man... Chocolate frosties are way better

  • @adamblake963
    @adamblake96318 күн бұрын

    How’d I know it was gonna be strawberry?

  • @Audiograph425
    @Audiograph42514 күн бұрын

    Love Line vibes

  • @sagitarriulus9773
    @sagitarriulus97736 күн бұрын

    A more important question should have been did you eat it after?

  • @benjaminbragg77
    @benjaminbragg7719 күн бұрын

    that's hot

  • @UsagiPonPon

    @UsagiPonPon

    19 күн бұрын

    I think it’s rather cold

  • @benjaminbragg77

    @benjaminbragg77

    19 күн бұрын

    @@UsagiPonPon so you get my joke, props

  • @TheMetalMachinist
    @TheMetalMachinist4 сағат бұрын

    45 minutes? Hows bro last that long, i need to know.

  • @SergioA-ho3uc
    @SergioA-ho3uc18 күн бұрын

    Wendy's has strawberry ?

  • @theweedfarmer419
    @theweedfarmer41918 күн бұрын

    there is no going back after sticking your zenis in such a thing! wtf?

  • @jaredbrown3726
    @jaredbrown37265 күн бұрын

    Do you think he sometimes regrets ever starting this?

  • @ShawnC-fq9tq
    @ShawnC-fq9tq18 күн бұрын

    I think it was strawberry😂

  • @randallcraft4071
    @randallcraft407117 күн бұрын

    Yeah several things about this don't track

  • @1croatoan
    @1croatoan18 күн бұрын

    They make strawberry frosties?

  • @Idontevenknowwhatthisisfor
    @Idontevenknowwhatthisisfor19 күн бұрын

    They don't have strawberry

  • @YoSoyMattt

    @YoSoyMattt

    19 күн бұрын

    They did

  • @anthonyhelms3917
    @anthonyhelms391719 күн бұрын

    He always knows exactly how to respond to draw more information. It’s like playing fallout with maxed charisma and picking the right answer choice every single time just to draw out more information.

  • @Notypls101
    @Notypls10117 күн бұрын

    How yk if you growing in the right direction?

  • @youngestchild1103
    @youngestchild110319 күн бұрын

    Foreign friends, this is the current state of America... Unfortunately...

  • @i.f.5566
    @i.f.556619 күн бұрын

    Wow

  • @Octobris
    @Octobris19 күн бұрын

    Tired of people fishing for a viral moment. Stop wasting Gecko's time.

  • @doingbettereveryday

    @doingbettereveryday

    18 күн бұрын

    YES. PREACH! 🙏 THIS GUY IS SO F***ING LAME AND UNFUNNY!

  • @trishthedishluna
    @trishthedishluna8 күн бұрын

    Why you use the same guy for all your calls

  • @zacha7221
    @zacha722114 сағат бұрын

    bs

  • @sirbader1
    @sirbader119 күн бұрын

    Every day we stray further from God's light.

  • @turtle4493
    @turtle449312 күн бұрын

    Paint your face pink

  • @thenamelessenigma7235
    @thenamelessenigma723512 күн бұрын

    Damn unfortunately people are starting to call in just to lie and be funny. Oh well

  • @eviljoe9548
    @eviljoe954812 күн бұрын

    Cap

  • @doingbettereveryday
    @doingbettereveryday18 күн бұрын

    Bro this is so obviously a lie.... It's not even funny. Either he's dumb and not funny and a horrible liar, or he's really bad at trolling and making this up knowing everyone else would know it's fake, but still is lame and unfunny. Like bro.... If the fing gecko picks up your call, you better have something either way funnier, and actually true, that you need advice for, or you better have some shocking issues that aren't even funny, just unbelievable. Don't do this type of thing guys.... You're better than this.

  • @jeffydezzy7503
    @jeffydezzy750316 күн бұрын

    He's lying....they don't make strawberry frostys

  • @ajpatterson3023
    @ajpatterson302319 күн бұрын

    There’s no strawberry frosty this guy is 🧢🧢

  • @jjujji4908

    @jjujji4908

    19 күн бұрын

    There was

  • @kennethabbott8777
    @kennethabbott877719 күн бұрын

    What the hell is wrong with you people?

  • @Flo_Resolution

    @Flo_Resolution

    18 күн бұрын

    "You people" You racist towards geckos or something? 😕

  • @kennethabbott8777

    @kennethabbott8777

    17 күн бұрын

    @@Flo_Resolution People who do the stupidest stuff like in American Pie.

  • @MiracleBro605
    @MiracleBro6053 күн бұрын

    this shit is all fake. same dude has called in with different voices way too much to let it go

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