"I stuck my d*ck in a frosty"
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FORTY FIVE MINUTES?!? he’s lying. Wendy’s Frosties start melting in like 5 minutes.
@----REDACTED----
19 күн бұрын
It's true I was there
@rpchn5698
19 күн бұрын
Yep the way he think for a moment when geeko ask what flavor it is kinda telling 😂
@texasbob2528
19 күн бұрын
They start melting the se ond they pour the frosty into the cup
@soullooker
19 күн бұрын
Love them lol. They have a hint of banana in it.
@pdeniro57
18 күн бұрын
When have you seen a strawberry frosty. I don't even like freakin vanilla. Cap 100
That would have been almost room temperature at 45 minutes and definitely fully melted. Dude's a liar
@frouvoxes
17 күн бұрын
Yeah, such a silly thing to lie about..
@TSAdu
14 күн бұрын
I mean, every single person who calls in is a liar lmao, Lyle never rlly calls them out so ppl have gotten really brazen
@marysjane3732
2 күн бұрын
?? Almost room temp?
@N8Doggi
Күн бұрын
Wendy's doesn't even have strawberry frosties. Never have since I've been alive 36 years chocolate and vanilla
@marysjane3732
Күн бұрын
@N8Doggi well the story is clearly fake but they just had orange frosties
“That was the old me.. now its strictly the chocolate frosties”
@MattDustyParker
17 күн бұрын
based
@zachbean1956
17 күн бұрын
Darker the berry the sweeter the juice
He casually says “I don’t do that shit anymore” as if he just said he quit smoking or something normal like that. 😂
Glad to hear he’s turned a new leaf
@christopherfischetti8373
17 күн бұрын
You have me crying over here 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
@user-cz2tp5vg7p
14 күн бұрын
Probably a new frostie
How does this gecko not have a show on adult swim?
@BingBongFYaLife
17 күн бұрын
Because this is the new adult swim. The adult swim remember is now on YT
Growth is important, bravo 👏🏻👏🏻
Bro i honestly try to keep a straight face during these ,and i never can 😭😭😭😭
This is the kind of information that’s supposed to go to the grave with you
Strawberry was a limited flavor last year, the timeline doesn’t make sense.
@NovocaineTV
3 күн бұрын
every year. i hate it, cause they take the vanilla out. trust strawberry comes back every year with a new variation. this year it was strawberry with the little white chocolate shavings
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?"
@The_Morrigan1864
19 күн бұрын
One of the deepest and most philosophical quotes ever said in a movie
@da_real_roach_dogg_jr
18 күн бұрын
Robert Rodriguez COOKED🔥🔥@@The_Morrigan1864
As a non-American, am I right in assuming that a Wendy's frostie is simular to a slushie? Coz anit no way that thing remained ice for 45 minutes 😂
@idellekell
19 күн бұрын
It's a dairy dessert with a consistency halfway between a milkshake and soft serve. But not as creamy? Something like that.
@Flo_Resolution
18 күн бұрын
Essentially pretty much some good ass ice cream in a cup. I typically get Chocolate/Vanilla swirl, so him saying strawberry was a bit relieving ngl
Says that was the old him but I'm pretty sure strawberry is a newer flavor for frosties
If he’d said it was a dq blizzard during an actual blizzard I might have believed him.
i love this channel
"What flavour frosty was it?" 😂😂😂 Some psychologist questions.
Right. Now he uses McDonald's Frappes. Moving up in the world my baby!
Hank no!
This is my favorite one of your shorts..much love from NC,should have gone for the chocolate
Bro definitely stuck that shit into the freezer or he's a former Wendy's employee.
Reminded me of that one Parappa the Rapper meme
And all he was left with after was snowballs
At least the frosty was pink 🤷🏻♂️😂
@christopherfischetti8373
17 күн бұрын
As opposed to brown right 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sometimes, well, you gotta put your shxt in a frosty. What can I say, it happens.
No way these are real
Frost bite?? More like frosty bite…am I right?? 😂😂
They don’t even make a strawberry frostie do they?😂
Bro what 😂
There should be show with Ol Greg.
As much as I want this to be real, ain’t no way. He would’ve had to have the icecream warm enough to start, then stick himself in a freezer for 44 minutes.
sounds like something wingsofredemption would do
Why is no one talking about him getting a strawberry frosty?
I’m convinced these are all him. Voice sounds the same every time
Screaming rn 🤣🤣🤣 how did does this dude keep such a straight face at some of these stories
@christopherfischetti8373
17 күн бұрын
He’s put into shock by what he’s hearing 😂😂😂
45 minutes or it's free 😂
every smiling friends episode ever
“That’s the old me” gtfo here mane that was 2weeks ago lol
Quality content
45min? Frosty Flavor Strawberry? Rookie number flavors.
The old reverse American pie classic
How is the guy in the green costume the normal one in these conversations?
Frost _bite_ 😂😂😂
GTA 3 chatterbox vibes
My only thought is do they make Strawberry Frostys?
People are interesting beings
I thought frosties only come in chocolate and vanilla 🤨
Science!!
I hope he’s doing okay
Of course he picked the pink one
@GOLDENーEXPERIENCE
4 күн бұрын
💀
Im a changed man... Chocolate frosties are way better
How’d I know it was gonna be strawberry?
Love Line vibes
A more important question should have been did you eat it after?
that's hot
@UsagiPonPon
19 күн бұрын
I think it’s rather cold
@benjaminbragg77
19 күн бұрын
@@UsagiPonPon so you get my joke, props
45 minutes? Hows bro last that long, i need to know.
Wendy's has strawberry ?
there is no going back after sticking your zenis in such a thing! wtf?
Do you think he sometimes regrets ever starting this?
I think it was strawberry😂
Yeah several things about this don't track
They make strawberry frosties?
They don't have strawberry
@YoSoyMattt
19 күн бұрын
They did
He always knows exactly how to respond to draw more information. It’s like playing fallout with maxed charisma and picking the right answer choice every single time just to draw out more information.
How yk if you growing in the right direction?
Foreign friends, this is the current state of America... Unfortunately...
Wow
Tired of people fishing for a viral moment. Stop wasting Gecko's time.
@doingbettereveryday
18 күн бұрын
YES. PREACH! 🙏 THIS GUY IS SO F***ING LAME AND UNFUNNY!
Why you use the same guy for all your calls
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Every day we stray further from God's light.
Paint your face pink
Damn unfortunately people are starting to call in just to lie and be funny. Oh well
Cap
Bro this is so obviously a lie.... It's not even funny. Either he's dumb and not funny and a horrible liar, or he's really bad at trolling and making this up knowing everyone else would know it's fake, but still is lame and unfunny. Like bro.... If the fing gecko picks up your call, you better have something either way funnier, and actually true, that you need advice for, or you better have some shocking issues that aren't even funny, just unbelievable. Don't do this type of thing guys.... You're better than this.
He's lying....they don't make strawberry frostys
There’s no strawberry frosty this guy is 🧢🧢
@jjujji4908
19 күн бұрын
There was
What the hell is wrong with you people?
@Flo_Resolution
18 күн бұрын
"You people" You racist towards geckos or something? 😕
@kennethabbott8777
17 күн бұрын
@@Flo_Resolution People who do the stupidest stuff like in American Pie.
this shit is all fake. same dude has called in with different voices way too much to let it go