This sounds like something you’d hear on a GTA talk show radio station

@carlybun231

Ай бұрын

I had the exact same thought

@dafnesaenz1617

Ай бұрын

Omg 😆😂 thats so funny! I remember hearing them while playing and it was always ridiculous and random lol

@yk-et3un

Ай бұрын

I came here to post this.. she really has that exact vibe.

@michaelpetras1613

Ай бұрын

,

@rizznrk77

Ай бұрын

these for sure eed to be on a GTA radio station 😅😅

She’s delusional. For wanting to date a felon? No, for thinking you could snag an RPG for 500

@calebveltkamp5308

28 күн бұрын

Thought the same thing😂 shit per rocket maybe

@chriswil8252

28 күн бұрын

This was what I was looking for

@ExtraordinaryEClips

28 күн бұрын

@@calebveltkamp5308 Doubt you'd even get that. Maybe in bulk but not per.

@plenustongs5752

28 күн бұрын

@@ExtraordinaryEClips100-500 per rocket they aren’t the best but they where designed to be cheap and mass produced which I’d say is pretty true

@caffeinefather

28 күн бұрын

She getting those insurgent prices lmao

"It just makes it more interesting" She literally wants to be a victim of a crime.

“So, I’m like, _really_ into guys that are just walking red flags…”

It's natural selection at this point

@trevormilliner8121

Ай бұрын

I dont think you understand how evolution works. People over generations will reproduce based on adaptions to the environment. It may not be the environment or circumstances you think are ideal but its working for the ones reproducing.

@budgroeng5115

Ай бұрын

​@autismogamer???????????

@carpathianhermit7228

Ай бұрын

it means the environment, biotic and abiotic factors apply pressures favouring certain phenotypes and genotypes.​@@SkeebusMcDreeber-de9mq

@carpathianhermit7228

Ай бұрын

​@@SkeebusMcDreeber-de9mqselects naturually 😂😂 re ordering the term doesnt describe it

@BigBoy-ok3eg

Ай бұрын

Fallow up if anyones intrested : she left him after he showed her a swastika tatoo

She called back to give an update and homeboy had a swastika tattoo 😂

@draketurtle4169

Ай бұрын

Is that surprising at this point?

@alberteinstein8862

Ай бұрын

Did they breakup because of it?

@Ybby999

Ай бұрын

​@@alberteinstein8862 ofcourse not

@user-xx1jg2lh4j

Ай бұрын

lmao par for the course!

@DeathnoteBB

Ай бұрын

That kind of tracks if he was a felon, not many options in federal prison for white gangs that uh, are decent people

Any ex-convict with "trafficking" in any form on their record is probably not the best person to date.

@cc3

17 күн бұрын

Definitely beats human trafficking to be fair

@SmokeyChipOatley

16 күн бұрын

Not unless he’s a Kia Sorento

@-47-

15 күн бұрын

Basically a truck driver

@ZhanTodorov

14 күн бұрын

Nah bro she’ll fix him ☕️

@s4di.3

14 күн бұрын

Yeah... Just being a felon is one thing, as there are non violent felonies. Trafficking is crazy. Stay as far away as possible

"my problem is it's usually just me talking" *Proceeds to monologue to Gecko* I think I found the problem.

@uglyaniimals

8 күн бұрын

isn't the point of therapists for them to like. listen to your problems ??? idk she didn't strike me as any worse then some of the other calls ive seen on here

I’m genuinely curious what “really good job” this guy has while also having the monster logo tattooed on his face.

@oogiegoogie2826

Ай бұрын

Maybe he works for Monster

@securatyyy

Ай бұрын

Maybe he is the product tester

@breakinglegsandbreakinghea3167

Ай бұрын

Firearms trafficker obviously

@jacky79322

Ай бұрын

@@oogiegoogie2826 they were so impressed by his commitment, he landed a job immediately

@cherryysakura7

Ай бұрын

lockheed martin

That's the price eveyone tells their wife when they buy an RPG

@AntonioRodriguez-vg9yx

Ай бұрын

😂

@K-tw4wb

Ай бұрын

I don't know much about that stuff but I'm assuming that won't even get you one shell

@ACompletelyRandomWoman

Ай бұрын

@@K-tw4wbIt's not even getting you the propellant for said round.

@RoscoeRouse-kn5om

Ай бұрын

That's what I was thinking They want you to make 200k a year but think an RPG is 500 bucks

@drewmadenew3000

Ай бұрын

Right 😂😂 times that by ten

I'm not gay but a bazooka is a bazooka

Thats the worst gift idea ever. You would never be able to break up with her.

women like this end up being news stories

@ObaBaller

Ай бұрын

Then people want us to be sorry for them

@sukaenacornelius9285

Ай бұрын

Lol and single at 35. Like most my American peers.

@ckchatta369

Ай бұрын

I knew she’d be flattered. Woman skip their thoughts and only respond w the least reasonable thing a human could never come up w. Then they laugh when they start thinking cause rationality is funny to them

@gorpazorp7309

Ай бұрын

@@ObaBalleryou are going to grow up to be an actual menace who has no bitches

@gorpazorp7309

Ай бұрын

Actually seems like all of you will

500 for an RPG fucking hell, shes playing with fire and she doesn't even see the coals

@nicholasjonas2505

Ай бұрын

I would 100% accept the RPG as a romantical gift. It's a fucking RPG.

@Greenvampire420

Ай бұрын

I definitely am going to steal that comment IRL thx 🙏

@sunburntsatan6475

Ай бұрын

Ikr? $500 is the cost of a decent handgun (bought legally, that is)

@TaxEvasion777

Ай бұрын

He found the gear we left in nam or something

@rhyslogan6490

Ай бұрын

That fuckin killed me

Dude's a walking red flag

@Steven-hq3go

11 күн бұрын

She is the red flag

@somethingedgy2185

11 күн бұрын

@@Steven-hq3go No, they both are

@FRANK45CASTLE

10 күн бұрын

A Monster face tat is worse than "no regerts"

@logan3741

9 күн бұрын

@@somethingedgy2185China has less red flags than that couple.

That deer saw headlights on the highway and said "Let's not lose any time"

Nah at this point she’d be better off choosing the bear

@adenjones1802

Ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@tox83777

Ай бұрын

She would be the type of girl to post about choosing the bear after going through with dating the guy💀

@aliveslice

Ай бұрын

It's fake+yes she is, like anyone

@gamingbypix

Ай бұрын

At most points lmao talk to more women you aren't trying to fk... a lot of your homies are downplaying sh they,did bro.

@yourgrandpa2539

Ай бұрын

@@Of_infinite_Faith "usually the guy definitely did something" reminds me of this video where people come to defend a woman being shouted at but at the half of the video the woman starts shouting and abusing the man while everyone just stares when asked why they didnt help they say "he probably deserved it" or "he mustve done something for her to react like that" just say you hat3men

"Really good job" - 7 years in prison - Monster Logo tattoo on face Bruh lol

@WastedxDolphin

Ай бұрын

His job now human trafficking it’s a pretty lucrative business I hear. 😂😂

@sleeper9638

Ай бұрын

Seriously how?

@accelgortuss4573

Ай бұрын

weapons trafficking pays well

@skateboardingjesus4006

Ай бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr and Mrs Whirlwind romance/Shallow Grave. "No your honour, it's not my fault, I clearly heard my tattoo say, USE THE GUN".

@juicydroopnutz9221

Ай бұрын

I know a dude who was in prison for 16 years for homicide. Good lawyer got him to do 16 of a 25 year. Bald, illuminati head tattoo, has a full throttle tat across his chin, bunch of other dumb shit. But he's now a multi millionaire legally. Probably one of the nicest people I know. I've known him now for probably 20 years. Judging by appearances is Hella sus. I'd trust that guy over a Karen any day

This lady is out of her damn mind.

Bro, this is goddamn GTA3 Chatterbox at this point.

An RPG? For $500? I wouldn't trust that thing. Girl, run.

@roachmansupreme

Ай бұрын

He hasn't given her an rpg for 500, this isn't a red flag that exists. Telling her to run because the hypothetical situation that hasn't happened is a red flag is bonkers and fucking crazy. You're the type of person to get angry because someone cheated on you in a dream

@jordanjohnson3137

Ай бұрын

​@roachmansupreme lol, you misunderstood the original comment and then proceeded to talk about them overreacting, meanwhile you lose your shit. (They were pointing out the fact you aren't getting a rpg for 500 btw)

@Pariah_Larry

Ай бұрын

@@roachmansupremeare you an engagement/outrage bot..? What you just said is so incredibly strange and stupid I don’t even know how to react lol. Did you wake up and choose violence..? The original commenter is just pointing out how an RPG worth 500 dollars would be dangerous because they’re worth much more. That’s it. I think you could argue with yourself 😂

@wilhelmhetrick8948

Ай бұрын

No $500 is a reasonable price actually. Got to remember there is the price militaries buy it for which is the most expensive because of price gouging. Then there is the legally purchased civilian price which is also expensive because of all the labor that went into getting it to wherever you bought it from and then there is the criminal side where the price is actually about what it's worth.

@Dylan-ln7lb

Ай бұрын

​@@wilhelmhetrick8948 I can assure you an rpg bought on the street most definitely is way above 500 dollars. That isn't reasonable. Maybe in irag or something.

In other words, she's attracted to guys with red flags, without knowing they're red flags. The epitome of unresolved trauma.

@xtrmsleep

Ай бұрын

all is well in love and guns

@karstencarsten9964

Ай бұрын

You just mad cuz u don't pull no bitches

@snakefarm2388

Ай бұрын

No she definitely knows they're red flags. She just has zero sense of self-preservation and gets off on the danger she's putting herself in. Many such cases.

@Untoldanimations

Ай бұрын

get me the fuck out of this era where everyone is pathologising everyone else

@badwolf3618

Ай бұрын

Or the epitome of hubris. I know full well what trauma can do to a person. But sometimes people are just reckless for no reason other than hubris.

"Really good job" at burger king 😂

@93FilmsandMedia

10 күн бұрын

Hey. He’s the manager, give him some credit

At first I was like “idk give dude a chance… people make mistakes and can turn themselves around” and then she said monster logo tattoo and I said ok nvm 🥴

I don't know what's more demented, him spending 7 years in jail making things "more interesting", or thinking a f*cking RPG only costs $500😂😂😂

@y0h0p38

Ай бұрын

Deactivated RPG-2 kits are like $600 online

@V.Perez1985

Ай бұрын

I'm sitting here "oh damn that's a deal"

@JadedParanoia

Ай бұрын

@@y0h0p38then it wouldn’t be illegal my friend.

@midashitegamer5264

Ай бұрын

@@V.Perez1985well you’re wrong just go to Mexico or buy illegally and yes most rocket propelled grenade launchers are 500/600$

@V.Perez1985

Ай бұрын

@@midashitegamer5264 great to know?

They did NOT lie when they said ignorance is a bliss 😂😂😂😂

@LILSCHOOLBOY

Ай бұрын

You're hot

@rhino202

Ай бұрын

I just read your comment in Mario's voice

@theroyalcat7010

Ай бұрын

​@@rhino202Edit: I have the answer, thank you! That's so random why😭💀 did he say this at one point?😂 Lol

@GhostInTheMeadows

Ай бұрын

@@theroyalcat7010probably because it's "ignorance is bliss" not "a bliss". Sounds like "It's a-me, Mario"

@theroyalcat7010

Ай бұрын

@@GhostInTheMeadows ohhh, i didn't see the typo, thank you lmaooo

“More interesting” is WILD

$500 for an rpg? More like $50,000😂😂

@tweakers_of_Seattle_channel

24 күн бұрын

Well are we talking a javelin which can cost just shy of a half mil or a used RPG7 cuz you could buy one with a grenade for 500 USD in some places don't underestimate Soviet mass production!

@sekaihokai

16 күн бұрын

@@tweakers_of_Seattle_channelwhy are you so smart. i’m actually being deadass

@tweakers_of_Seattle_channel

16 күн бұрын

@@sekaihokai I used to play a lot of arma and i read alot lol thx😆😂

@sekaihokai

16 күн бұрын

@@tweakers_of_Seattle_channel np problem, good for you. You seem cool asf i hope you have a wonderful day

@tweakers_of_Seattle_channel

16 күн бұрын

@@sekaihokai you to peace ✌️

She said "a bazooka? Thats thoughtful" he got the RIGHT ONE 😂😂😂

@snakefarm2388

Ай бұрын

For $500 no less that's going to be a nerf gun.

Where can I get these discount bazookas?

@DeziiRoh

Ай бұрын

I’m sayin

@bitshiftme

Ай бұрын

dude 500 bucks is a rip, if you had been in afghanistan a couple years ago the US military was just giving random citizens and even terrorists their weapons for free!

@Patrick.Weightman

Ай бұрын

You can get a deactivated RPG7 for $500-1000 and reactivate it for like $100 if you're savvy enough, then file it with the NFA for another $200 (or $5 if you do the AOW transfer route). RPG2s can be had for much less, even around $100 if they're heavily scarred and battle-worn I've known a couple who have done it for the giggles and thought about doing so myself just to round out my Combloc collection. Reactivation is as simple as tig welding the holes drilled in the chamber and cutting out the obstruction bar, and either sourcing or machining a firing pin

@TicklesTrout

Ай бұрын

U can get one for $500 lol what u mean

@maxymorzeszko8344

Ай бұрын

@@Patrick.Weightmanproblem is to get a rocket itself.

somebody forgot about their daughter

Um. 500 bucks? This woman has never purchased a firearm

The fact that she thinks a bazooka’s worth $500 is the least of her problems

@Treepuncher1211

Ай бұрын

Depending on where in the world you buy it RPGs can go as low as 800$ so not that far off

@Alan-wj5zc

Ай бұрын

@@Treepuncher1211 thats the kinda RPG that blows up on your shoulder looney tunes style

@JoeFromThatPlace

Ай бұрын

It's a firearms trafficker it's not the standard prices

@jeambeam3173

Ай бұрын

​@@Alan-wj5zcman your stupid. Currencies are worth different things in different countries so for example you can take a vacation in Mexico where you get a say 2,000 dollar vacation for only a few hundred. This is universal and would be the same for illegal guns

@ILoveYou-rv3pd

Ай бұрын

@@JoeFromThatPlaceright? He gets wholesale prices. You people are talking about after markup.

You dont go to "jail" for 7 years, you go to prison.

@RedHair651

Ай бұрын

Jail for 7 years sounds like the step above life in prison.

@18Elitegamer

Ай бұрын

@@RedHair651a bunch of new people coming in and out. No prison guards only the cops that arrested you. For 7 years lol.

@Ry-nx3fh

Ай бұрын

Well he is a convicted felon

@atomdecay

Ай бұрын

​@@Ry-nx3fh Trust me, you don't want to be in jail. If you're going to serve time, you want to get to prison asap so you can settle in.

@adamuss

Ай бұрын

aren't they synonyms? most people use them like that

You just know this one ending up a single mom saying all men ain’t sht

she needs relationship jail

How tf am I single bruv 😂😂😂

@andrewgreen2059

28 күн бұрын

Because women don't like good men.

@eduardoalvarez6406

27 күн бұрын

You don't have face tattoos and never been to jail

@𝕸𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖈𝖊𝕺𝖋96

27 күн бұрын

Are you a Schlub that doesn't leave the house? Because the only reason this man didn't have women was because he was locked up😂

@mrbungnuggets1417

27 күн бұрын

Better get smuggling boieh

@YoWagwaarn

27 күн бұрын

You don't go outside enough and socialise..

She's absolutely nuts! Thinking that an RPG and a Bazooka are the same thing is just crazy!

The second she said "Monster logo on his face" I knew immediately they were SS Bolts 💀

@aregulargenericname8794

11 күн бұрын

When did 2 become 3?

@93FilmsandMedia

10 күн бұрын

@@aregulargenericname8794 like she can count

A bazooka? For 500? Lmaooooooo

@Yackass

Ай бұрын

right, even $5000 would be a steal lol

@Black__hoodie

Ай бұрын

⁠@@YackassI mean you can get M2L for around $6k but the issue is the ammo is about $80 a shot

@ojoface208

Ай бұрын

Knew some traffickers in the ME that sold rpg-7’s for 280 a pop, 200 if u buy bulk Idk how much Americans pay for it but down here 500 for illegal rpgs is expensive if anything lol

@mindlessamusement7095

Ай бұрын

Hhhmmm.....what walmart you shopping at?...askin for a friend

@realjoshuaW

Ай бұрын

She gotta be talking about the original one. RPG 1 or rpg 2 😂😂

I wanna see this person fire a $500 RPG that the dude ordered off of Temu

@6Jenne6La6Flaca6

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

When i was 7 my dad told me he got me a bazooka for my birthday, I got really excited just for him to immediately tell me he didn't really get me one, and that's why 23 years later nobody ever knows when I'm excited about something.

I'm almost more flabbergasted that she thinks an RPG would cost $500 than anything else about this.

You can’t fix this one 😂😂

@abraham7330

Ай бұрын

Isn’t his face sopposed to be red for toungue?

@pyrlu3180

29 күн бұрын

But RPG sure can

@abraham7330

29 күн бұрын

@@pyrlu3180 quit highliting your comment to me bro

When all the flags are red but your colorblindness swaps red and green

@kkdias9924

Ай бұрын

Lol great comment

@kv4648

Ай бұрын

Red gecko

@CMStrawbridge

28 күн бұрын

Red and Green aren't discernible from each other with color blindness. Congratulations on being needlessly redundant

@justinjimenez1484

28 күн бұрын

@CMStrawbridge are you trying to look stupid? Are you aware of the several different variations of colorblindness? Mever heard of tritanopia which is blue and yellow? Red and green is the most common. We're heard of monochromia?

@justinjimenez1484

28 күн бұрын

@@CMStrawbridge congratulation on looking like a fool

His ability to never brake and not laugh is quite terrifying

The funniest part of this whole thing is her thinking that she can buy an RPG for $500😂

@GregoryMcBride-qf7hx

Ай бұрын

Well, actually, the launcher itself wouldn’t be that expensive. The Rockets on the other hand.

@thewatcher2305

Ай бұрын

Makes sense. Wouldn’t be $500 for us but could be for the man who sells them.

@SHITSTAINDA5TH

Ай бұрын

The US will give them to you for free if youre a terrorist.

@a.dot.mackaveli3469

Ай бұрын

My exact thoughts but I actually looked it up and google says they cost anywhere from 500 to 2000 dollars and the rockets cost anywhere from 100 to 500 dollars per rocket so she’s actually right😂

@a.dot.mackaveli3469

Ай бұрын

@@GregoryMcBride-qf7hx My exact thoughts but I actually looked it up and google says they cost anywhere from 500 to 2000 dollars and the rockets cost anywhere from 100 to 500 dollars per rocket so she’s actually right😂

Her- "He has a Monster logo on his face" Him- 👨♏️S1️⃣3️⃣

@FreshlySqueezed777

25 күн бұрын

👮‍♂️”Yeah I checked his file. Checks out.”

@cix9420

24 күн бұрын

💀💀💀

@doggo7514

24 күн бұрын

Do NOT ask him if he fw Bukele

@mulaKahula

24 күн бұрын

😂😂

@malamelius

24 күн бұрын

​@@doggo7514 oof 😂

This girl is a “Why do they stay, Steve?!” waiting to happen.

"I never saw any red flags..."

tbf firearms trafficking is like a d-tier felony he's basically just a gunsmith with extra steps

@FumblsTheSniper

Ай бұрын

Trafficking means he was moving it in a sale. Likely selling pot and an undercover asked if he could purchase a gun. He wouldn’t be out in 7 if he was actually modifying and distributing firearms those are way more serious charges. He’s a moron and the people that call this show are 3/4 lying their asses off.

@startedtech

Ай бұрын

True, although the face tattoos make it questionable

@Ryan-ct3rv

Ай бұрын

a gunsmith that will sell guns to anyone who wants one without stopping to think what those guns might be used for.

@BartMK

Ай бұрын

@@Ryan-ct3rvnot his business The government doesnt care either

@cubixzz831

Ай бұрын

@@Ryan-ct3rvPrivate sale of firearms is not illegal, though manufacturing one and selling it without a license is. its only illegal because the government doesnt have a take in it

The naivety is palpable through the screen. Poor girl.

@wooe4460

Ай бұрын

Gotta be satire

@Mikesusendsadasdc

Ай бұрын

Yea, she thinks an RPG cost 500$..........

@nos9510

Ай бұрын

​@@Mikesusendsadasdc Yeah was about to say it 😂😂 you can add a 0 to that price my poor girl hahahah

@girthvader1551

Ай бұрын

Fake call in without a doubt

@nos9510

Ай бұрын

@@girthvader1551 I sure hope, but you know, I'm working as the head of customer service for a medium size company in Europe and I swear that 90% of the cases I get : if I don't screenshot them no one would believe me. I lost hope long time ago trust me 😂

You cant even buy an RPG for $500 in a video game lmao

Honestly, the dumbest part of this is thinking you could get an RPG for $500

How cute that she thinks it would only be $500 😂

@horsemumbler1

Ай бұрын

Realistically it would be $500 of beer.

@MDuarte-vp7bm

Ай бұрын

I bet you couldn't even get that for 5 grand unless you were buying em by the shipping container

@zondervonstrek

Ай бұрын

Probably also reveals that "really good job" is at Subway.

@johningle1

Ай бұрын

Gotta admit, I'm impressed she knew what an RPG was.

@kingschlong9698

Ай бұрын

​@@johningle1but she didn't. RPGs and bazookas are two different things. Russians made the original RPGs that everyone thinks about, and the m1 bazooka was American made in the 40s, and I believe was fired by an electrical charge, tho I may be wrong. An rpg is a rocket propelled grenade btw

They seem perfect for each other

If you your daughter grows up and thinks an RPG costs $500, you’ve failed as a father, PERIOD!!!!!

The fact that she thinks it only cost $500 to get a rocket launcher😂

"He has a really good job"... "He was in for firearms trafficking"... Yea, really good high paying job now right.. I wonder what he's doing...

Parents really need to give their kids more attention

@mr.pavone9719

Ай бұрын

They'd stop seeking it on the Internet, that's for sure.

@bewareofsasquatch

Ай бұрын

@@mr.pavone9719no they wouldn’t. Not how that works. As much as people want to believe that shite

@moxiemaxie3543

Ай бұрын

Parents need to raise their kids instead of bare minimum. Not attention but mentorship. Attention makes entitled spoiled main characters brats

@izzysyoutubeig

Ай бұрын

yeah.. this is fucking sad

@izzysyoutubeig

Ай бұрын

@@bewareofsasquatchactually it works exactly like that, if she grew up with let’s say the best childhood ever, she wouldn’t want to date a fucking arms dealer dawg. that’s not how development works. she would want a normal guy

harley quin deciding between which villans she wants the most

Guy gives her an illlegal weapon that fires explosives. Her: aww thats so thoughtful, howd he know i needed this??

Lord this is why dating is terrible

@MDuarte-vp7bm

Ай бұрын

Just get a conviction and a face tattoo

@kmambu5950

Ай бұрын

Nah, dating is alright. Some people are just terrible at dating.

@lilporky8565

Ай бұрын

​@MDuarte-vp7bm That must be why i'm single, i have'nt committed enough crimes.

@collintatum1210

Ай бұрын

@@lilporky8565 lol 🤣 probably we all are doing it wrong I guess

@JoeZUGOOLA

Ай бұрын

Only if you are A, a fool or B a scumbag

500 dollars is wild bro. She just told me shes out of touch with everything, wothout telling me shes out of touch with everything

@sorcererofsalt5786

Ай бұрын

My brother in christ, who are you expecting to be in touch with illegally purchased rpgs??? You literally could have made fun of her on any other count and you somehow found the only blunder you could have possibly made

@jacobbruce1005

Ай бұрын

@@sorcererofsalt5786fr dude like any of us knows the black market rate for an RPG

@MajiriTadakichi

Ай бұрын

​@@sorcererofsalt5786 500 could barely even get you a used old handgun, aint no rocket launcher gonna be remotely close to that lmao

@hjuy4049

Ай бұрын

Why do people in this comment section act like knowing the price range of an RPG is common knowledge

@Nemesisxv2

Ай бұрын

​@@hjuy4049 knowing that it's well over $500 is common knowledge. It's probably closer to $10,000-15,000

How adorable she thinks an rpg is a bazooka and that it's only $500. If they were I'd buy 5

Looking forward to hearing her parents talk about how smart of a girl she was on the news

This sounds like an interaction on the radio in GTA lmaooo

@allenarnold5647

Ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@atomdecay

Ай бұрын

​@@allenarnold5647They stole one of the top comments from @tictactimmy

@djjaybiggz

Ай бұрын

Lady, hear me tonight

@atomdecay

Ай бұрын

@@djjaybiggz cause my feelin' is just so right

"That's thoughtfull" is killing me 😂💀

@arnbrandy

Ай бұрын

It's probably killing many other people too

@InTheMood-fi3bh

Ай бұрын

The delivery is incredible

I guess she’s into red flags. Giant walking red flags with a monster tattoo on his face 😂

If you can't tell if you like someone, you like them. Knowing what you don't like is immediate

That girl is just non stop listing red flags and ignoring each one

500? You can’t even get a shitty handgun for parts for 500 on the street anymore.

@Smacklover

Ай бұрын

Umm just keep thinking that

@Captain_Swank

Ай бұрын

sounds like you've been living under a rock or live in California.

@user-id3xi3ug3s

Ай бұрын

not with that attitude you can't

@JacobS-yz7py

Ай бұрын

There are people that do drugs that hang out at gas stations and there's a long standing rumor that if you offer them 300$ for one you can wind up with like 2-5 of them in a week and a half time. 😂 Don't underestimate crackheads especially the older ones they can obtain ANYTHING

@Nemesisxv2

Ай бұрын

That's just not true...

Takeaways: 1 rpgs are cheaper than rent 2 *RPGS ARE CHEAPER THAN RENT*

“Alllright, Rebecca we have your dad on the line, sir, can you hear us?”

Her thinking an RPG costs $500 is the most outrageous part of this interaction.

I would be very flattered if I was gifted an illegal final fantasy

@fmbray_

Ай бұрын

Same. Gimme that knockoff Papier Mache Mario: The Ten Year Portal.

@Platinumumd

Ай бұрын

@@fmbray_ obtainable creatures orange and teal gotta obtain em all

@juice6199

Ай бұрын

​@@Platinumumd CollectoMon

This reminds me of the clip that says "I saw the red flags and thought 'damn that's sexy!' and thats my problem"

“Firearms trafficking” “Good job” “WANTS TO MOVE TO TEXAS” bro is definitely getting another 15 years

This woman thinks an RPG is cheaper than a bicycle 💀

This girl has 1000 stories of really quirky, weird and dangerous situations she's experienced because she purposefully puts herself in them

@adamnygard165

Ай бұрын

I was going to say this seems fake. This should be higher. Or she's genuinely crazy and doing this to herself

@bickyboo7789

Ай бұрын

​​@@adamnygard165 I used to be friends with a girl like this. She wasn't quite as clueless sounding as the girl speaking here though.

@superoriginalname2851

21 күн бұрын

She's just so incredibly used to it she's begun to attract it

Monster logo on the face is despicable work LMFAOO bro cannot make any good decisions 😭

@JosephFrye85

Ай бұрын

I know someone with a monster face tatt

@benjaminmayle3629

Ай бұрын

@@JosephFrye85 might be the guy

@lanmandragoran8337

Ай бұрын

To be real? He seems to have impeccable taste in picking women who also make bad decisions. His one true skill, dragging others down with him XD

You can't tell me you wouldn't be atleast a little happy if someone bought you a Rocket Launcher

Her three years later when things go bad: "I can't believe it. How could this happen? Who ever could have seen this coming? Who's gonna help raise our son!?" Lol

Woman really be in a "red flags only, no exceptions"-store asking for a little green flag the size of a hair and saying "but he...." 😂😂😂😂

Any call in show with a host like this is going to get 95% fake calls

@user-bl3si3kq6x

Ай бұрын

Opposed to the "real" calls on other talk shows?

@DragonTamer31K

Ай бұрын

​@@user-bl3si3kq6xthe funny part about being anonymous is that they could be either lying or their life is just nuts

@user-bl3si3kq6x

Ай бұрын

@@DragonTamer31K you can usually tell if it's an actor just by the voice. Women are especially bad at voice act8ng.

@DragonTamer31K

Ай бұрын

@@user-bl3si3kq6x sometimes people talk different when they are being recorded or in a call, it's like camera shy. Women being bad VA's isn't necessarily true, sometimes they are great (Tara strong)

@user-bl3si3kq6x

Ай бұрын

@@DragonTamer31K the majority of them are men though. I think there's some type of natural inflection control that men seem to have more often. Like the dry sarcastic dad joke. Letterkenny has alot of this type of joke and it seems real. This woman sounds like she's reading a bad script. It could just be that men sort of dominate the voice acting space though.

This woman thinks shes in a dark romance book.

We all died inside when she thought it’d be only $500

I can't believe Lyle is hiding a monster tattoo under all that green face paint.

this NEEDS to be in GTA 6 i SWEAR it fits PERFECTLY

@therighttobeleftinthecentr9083

Ай бұрын

Yeah, we know....we all saw the top comment too!

She said $500 for a “bazooka” and I went straight to the comments lol

She has proven that brain activity is not a useful metric for determining whether someone is alive.

If he plead down to firearms trafficking, he did some nasty stuff on top of that.

@vladimirrashkovsky6274

Ай бұрын

Said someone who knows nothing

@polnareff7295

Ай бұрын

@@vladimirrashkovsky6274firearms traffickers don't just stick to one crime lmfao grape is very common and DUH murdering and DUH drugs are involved

@devin6201

Ай бұрын

lol cuz I’m sure you’re the expert 😂😂😂. U got a bachelors boy not a law degree

@OversizedSausage

Ай бұрын

Billy badasses in this reply section

2 years later: i never saw it coming, he was so sweet and kind, who could have predicted this 😢😢😢😢

Freakin' kyle out here 3D printing glocks again.

$500 for an rpg? Sign me up! Im having a hard time even buying a pistol at that price! What a steal! 😂

Prepare to be an accessory 💀

Heres why being a good father is important, give your children standards

- This… is a monster logo tattoo. - Dear God! - There is more! - No! - It's on his face.

And when it inevitably goes wrong she'll be all, "why are there no good men anymore?"

Ladies and gentlemen a future single mother

@Derokon9

Ай бұрын

If she lives to see that day. 😂