“I LEFT MY GF TO PLAY FORTNITE” - Therapy Gecko

Комедия

We talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games.
Then a final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils.
It could all potentially be okay maybe. I am a gecko.
*TIMECODES*
0:00 - Intro
0:18 - A caller chooses between Baldur's Gate 3 or his girlfriend.
15:34 - A caller chooses between Fortnite or his girlfriend.
43:54 - A final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils.
01:01:01 - How to call the gecko!
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Пікірлер: 155

  • @kmmk292929
    @kmmk292929Ай бұрын

    “I’m not into high fantasy shit”….dresses every day pretending to be a gecko

  • @tristenbolt7749

    @tristenbolt7749

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 from watching every stream and episode anime bother him but he won't say it but yet he's pretty much an anime character 😂😂

  • @lilbladeknight

    @lilbladeknight

    Ай бұрын

    @@tristenbolt7749 He likes sgt Frog, basically he's cosplying sgt Frog.

  • @cultistsash
    @cultistsashАй бұрын

    For the guy playing baldur's gate, you can literally just quick save.

  • @sonicx1298

    @sonicx1298

    Ай бұрын

    Yea but you have to remember to quick save. Speaking from someone who game crashed on me and realizing I didn't save

  • @cultistsash

    @cultistsash

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@sonicx1298 If my wife is behind me, asking to hang out, I'm slapping F5 and Alt+F4 as a bonus action.

  • @kemidoesgaming5106

    @kemidoesgaming5106

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@cultistsash Wow youre such a white knight.

  • @Verchiel_

    @Verchiel_

    Ай бұрын

    It only takes one or two moments of losing hours of progress to remember saving is important.

  • @PossumMedic

    @PossumMedic

    26 күн бұрын

    @@cultistsash 😂😂😂

  • @llamawarllord
    @llamawarllordАй бұрын

    Bro really thought he it was fine to just be in a relationship one day a week

  • @nothanks9503

    @nothanks9503

    Ай бұрын

    Right gotta be at least 2 weeks out of the year

  • @killersof10
    @killersof10Ай бұрын

    AYOOOOO! It's Florida here! Glad i was able to make it on the video! Had an absolute blast just being able to banter about all that stuff. ❤ If the BG3 guy is here and sees this, shoot me a response and we for aure gotta do a play through on bg3. Big fan of the game as well.

  • @ENVIKILLZZZ

    @ENVIKILLZZZ

    Ай бұрын

    First local person I’ve herd on stream 🤙🏾 Lyle needs to come to Albuquerque!

  • @oldflowers1342

    @oldflowers1342

    Ай бұрын

    I gotta be so real with you. Were you high during that call? LMFAO

  • @killersof10

    @killersof10

    Ай бұрын

    @@oldflowers1342 not a single bit. I'm just an incredibly energetic and happy person

  • @oldflowers1342

    @oldflowers1342

    Ай бұрын

    @@killersof10 Wow! Well, that's good to hear! I wish I had that type of energy!

  • @aviremetz1844

    @aviremetz1844

    Ай бұрын

    sober rave communities definitely exist, as do sober jam band communities. In fact, I've been to a few music festivals where you get a free ticket if you lead a meeting.

  • @djtaitai
    @djtaitaiАй бұрын

    Goated thumbnail

  • @someoneyouknow3271

    @someoneyouknow3271

    Ай бұрын

    Yes🎉

  • @CassieMakesArt
    @CassieMakesArtАй бұрын

    An 8-hour bender 😂😂😂😂 as a gamer myself I’ve been there. You just gotta find a partner who loves games as much as you do.

  • @lifeonabike8691

    @lifeonabike8691

    Ай бұрын

    for real. Im only good for like 4-6 hours at a time max, my girl can game for like 14 hours and be good to go. its insane. lmao love her

  • @niabiii

    @niabiii

    Ай бұрын

    fr though, i didn’t think it mattered much but it’s so nice being understood and having the opportunity to play your favorite game with your favorite person! Or even just play our own games near each other lol!

  • @brunodangelo1146

    @brunodangelo1146

    Ай бұрын

    I love games man, but 8 hours is just unhealthy in every possible way.

  • @CassieMakesArt

    @CassieMakesArt

    Ай бұрын

    @@brunodangelo1146 it’s definitely super rare for me to play a game for 8 hours in a row. When I was much younger it was different. I play games approx. an hour a day in the evenings. But if a new game comes out and it hooks me, I might “binge” it. No different than someone binging a TV series.

  • @MoharnabSaikia

    @MoharnabSaikia

    Ай бұрын

    If you are gaming 8 hours and not a professional gamer than you are definitely losing on so much else than just the time gaming

  • @CassieMakesArt
    @CassieMakesArtАй бұрын

    RDR2 is definitely worth ruining your life over. Also disappointed we didn’t get an Undead Nightmare for 2!!

  • @Verchiel_

    @Verchiel_

    Ай бұрын

    Only got the game past week,played a few hours and it's about what I expected In that it's not that fun to play for me because it sacrifices too much gameplay just to be more realistic or cinematic. I'm sure I'll get used to it eventually but man some of it is clunky

  • @sammydamo

    @sammydamo

    Ай бұрын

    I remember playing RDR2 and never getting any quests done because I got distracted by how ridiculously beautiful and immersive the world is. I could just wander around looking at trees and shit talking people and I never got bored.

  • @scumbucket68

    @scumbucket68

    Ай бұрын

    One of the best games ever made by far 🤠

  • @eggsyeggs9260

    @eggsyeggs9260

    Ай бұрын

    The story ruined my life

  • @Masada1911
    @Masada1911Ай бұрын

    Dude has his priorities straight

  • @SpedUpCoven
    @SpedUpCovenАй бұрын

    lyle hating hades hurts my soul

  • @stwinkbug

    @stwinkbug

    Ай бұрын

    i was clutching my pearls

  • @rejack2liferejack32

    @rejack2liferejack32

    Ай бұрын

    sometimes you like sometimes you dislike, honestly i dint even like rdr2 when i got it.

  • @ChipInDip
    @ChipInDipАй бұрын

    That was one killer punchline to an hour long podcast 😂 im dyin

  • @dannydevito6642
    @dannydevito6642Ай бұрын

    I think the 2nd guys problem is not being sober or video games or raving. He just sounds like an un enjoyable person

  • @hunimoonz

    @hunimoonz

    Ай бұрын

    he on his Jesus freak era

  • @liquidbeagle5341

    @liquidbeagle5341

    Ай бұрын

    He sounds blissfully ignorant

  • @leolor9328
    @leolor9328Ай бұрын

    I don’t think the Fortnite guy ever loved his gf lmao

  • @jennycruz6415
    @jennycruz6415Ай бұрын

    Literally just in time for me to open up at work lol i like listening to you as i open makes time go by a little calmer. Thanks gec!

  • @EvilStitch
    @EvilStitchАй бұрын

    Therapy Gecko. I'm hear to comment that South Africa would be a cool place to visit and sit with people and talk to them at some point. Just a cool idea to share. Much love

  • @vdubxyz
    @vdubxyzАй бұрын

    Ngl, the dude who broke up over Fortnite Festival addiction sounds happier than the guy who stayed in a relationship despite Baldur's Gate 3 addiction.

  • @AJBelieve
    @AJBelieveАй бұрын

    new therapy gecko episode days are the best days

  • @yunkozane1807
    @yunkozane1807Ай бұрын

    9:06 i love how the flickering makes it look like his eyes twitching because he talks about choosing the game over her :D

  • @gravehop245
    @gravehop245Ай бұрын

    Thank you for your service geck

  • @Laika_Come_Home
    @Laika_Come_HomeАй бұрын

    GECK, I REPRESENT THE CITIZENS OF LOUISIANA, SPECIFICALLY THE NEW ORLEANS TITTIES AND BEER REGION. WE HUMBLY REQUEST YOUR PRESENCE IN OUR PARLORS FOR COCKTAILS AND OTHER HIGH SOCIETY SNOBBERY.

  • @luckyw769
    @luckyw769Ай бұрын

    My new instant favorite episode. This one is for the gamers

  • @MrOwenEaster
    @MrOwenEasterАй бұрын

    Coloring pencil guy; would have nothing right now if he wished for an Xbox (now out of date). But he wished for coloring pencils... and still to this day, he has the best make-a-wish story ever. The guy secretly won.

  • @RayEmj_
    @RayEmj_Ай бұрын

    If I can recommend one podcast this is definitely it. I am happy that I stumbled upon your content.

  • @wadeskelton7585
    @wadeskelton7585Ай бұрын

    I think Bobby Lee left his old lady to play video games also, it’s a thing

  • @S.E.K.1986

    @S.E.K.1986

    Ай бұрын

    That's just sad.

  • @blairslair

    @blairslair

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@S.E.K.1986They hadn't had sex in years anyway.

  • @AJBuddha

    @AJBuddha

    Ай бұрын

    Left his gf for a virtual wife

  • @kristenveit5517
    @kristenveit5517Ай бұрын

    Lyle, that mom joke at the end was the perfect way to end this video.

  • @mugenstyles
    @mugenstylesАй бұрын

    second guy’s voice kinda reminds me of Chills but he also gives off Blade from Community vibes

  • @KingCzar29
    @KingCzar29Ай бұрын

    I’m glad I came across a gecko 🦎 on KZread. Hello people of the computer. So many podcasts to listen to lol

  • @pinkmotherboard
    @pinkmotherboardАй бұрын

    absolutely banger thumbnail gecko man

  • @Dustßunny
    @DustßunnyАй бұрын

    This episode is too relatable 😺 also -"fk this bish its fortnite festival all day all night." i felt that...😅

  • @vert_f31
    @vert_f31Ай бұрын

    The fortnite guy is just downright pathetic

  • @emperorza5777

    @emperorza5777

    Ай бұрын

    why so?

  • @Goo4You135

    @Goo4You135

    Ай бұрын

    Idk why he doesn't play clone hero. Its free guitar hero with all the songs he wants.

  • @jamesglover2251

    @jamesglover2251

    Ай бұрын

    Seriously. Why the hell pay $500 for shit you can get for free on an arguably better game

  • @alikamykin8774

    @alikamykin8774

    Ай бұрын

    You can tell him directly now cause Florida is in this comment section 😂

  • @oc1137
    @oc113719 күн бұрын

    6:20 what's crazy is you can save at literally any point in Baldurs Gate

  • @MrLammofgod
    @MrLammofgodАй бұрын

    This is one of the best thumbnails yet😂

  • @delaney8245
    @delaney8245Ай бұрын

    Another incredible episode Geck.

  • @Ambivlaent
    @AmbivlaentАй бұрын

    This video makes my day so much better 🤣🙌🏼❤️

  • @tim0735
    @tim0735Ай бұрын

    The end of the last call caught me so off guard 😭

  • @Nikoladragon
    @NikoladragonАй бұрын

    Damn Geck that twist at the end really got me LOL

  • @boogaloo1320
    @boogaloo1320Ай бұрын

    My dad will beat me until you have Charlie as your next guest :,)

  • @Beansnfishboy
    @BeansnfishboyАй бұрын

    Top notch thumbnail to the gecko lord Lyle 🎉

  • @tristenbolt7749
    @tristenbolt7749Ай бұрын

    3k views is ridiculous this mans had doja cat young gravy and denzel curry on step your game up people like comment subscribe share to friends 🤘

  • @Carbonator5000
    @Carbonator5000Ай бұрын

    48:17 This is why Geck🦎 is king. Geck bless!❤

  • @OutSideTheBoxYT2
    @OutSideTheBoxYT2Ай бұрын

    12:17 im literally so glad you said this my ex used to get so upset at me for not liking those two zelda games and i couldnt get into them no matter how hard i tried i felt crazy BUT THEYRE SO FUCKING BORING ITS THE SAME GAMEPLAY LOOP OVER AND OVER

  • @MastaVator
    @MastaVatorАй бұрын

    So many if us needed this video

  • @rat_world
    @rat_worldАй бұрын

    Great thumbnail

  • @Havox-
    @Havox-Ай бұрын

    Ok that thumbnail is fking amazing! I want more!!

  • @turtlebleaches131
    @turtlebleaches131Ай бұрын

    2nd caller is my spirit animal

  • @IamaFungi
    @IamaFungiАй бұрын

    Gek, No man’s sky on switch is fire

  • @TheGirl_Kisser
    @TheGirl_KisserАй бұрын

    geck cranking 90s would be crazy also why did the fortnite guy lowkey sound like shaggy from scooby doo

  • @Mandas999
    @Mandas999Ай бұрын

    Skyrim was my video game fix , used to spend all day playing it on my laptop during early covid years

  • @Ambivlaent
    @AmbivlaentАй бұрын

    Happy early Father’s Day to Geck

  • @konraddickhaus3178
    @konraddickhaus3178Ай бұрын

    11:39, he says this, as i'm doing a run of hades. my day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable

  • @konraddickhaus3178

    @konraddickhaus3178

    Ай бұрын

    11:36 sorry

  • @TheNiceGuy10100
    @TheNiceGuy10100Ай бұрын

    "Louisiana, where the hell is that?" 😅

  • @graveyardqt
    @graveyardqtАй бұрын

    Hey Lyle! I don't know if you read these but I totally think you're looking thinner lately.

  • @tiapina7048
    @tiapina7048Ай бұрын

    I do wonder if the first guy was playing so much at videogames right at the beginning of the relationship or things changed. But good comunication, which involves active listening, helps a lot. Plus, in relationships compromise is key.

  • @flixreich7934
    @flixreich7934Ай бұрын

    Bro got colouring pencils and is mad about it. Bro you are not just some rando getting a xbox, you are the main character thats so neat

  • @lazyslav
    @lazyslavАй бұрын

    Devs really should add Gecko to the game

  • @briangarcia8384
    @briangarcia8384Ай бұрын

    The second dude reminds me of William Montgomery lmao

  • @animanatole
    @animanatoleАй бұрын

    the ending though 💀

  • @peaceflare6367
    @peaceflare6367Ай бұрын

    That ending 😂

  • @derekflaig9567
    @derekflaig9567Ай бұрын

    When does my man’s stream?

  • @KBMaximus
    @KBMaximusАй бұрын

    Lol fighting for his life on the toilet. Been there before..

  • @someoneyouknow3271
    @someoneyouknow3271Ай бұрын

    I would buy a therapy Gecko skin on Fortnite 🎉. How cool would it be if you did a collab with Fortnite ??? Love your show ❤

  • @justinfrank7353
    @justinfrank7353Ай бұрын

    The Thousand Year Door remake is great!

  • @tiffanyblack8755
    @tiffanyblack8755Ай бұрын

    Good grief they didn't even get that dude a sketchpad to go with the colored pencils? I hope he got a hundred colors at least. Oy.

  • @deminnn
    @deminnnАй бұрын

    I need a gecko gaming podcast)

  • @comicsbae2049
    @comicsbae2049Ай бұрын

    As someone who never played video games (other than the sims) before BG3 dropped, I can confirm that it’s an incredibly addictive game. He should date someone who shares his interest in gaming.

  • @Groove4lyf3
    @Groove4lyf329 күн бұрын

    Gecko been 100 ping 6:29

  • @PossumMedic
    @PossumMedic26 күн бұрын

    If you get addicted to game don't try Foxhole 😅 The second dude thought his GF was a dog! "I take her out for a car ride on Saturdays" 🤨

  • @lemonlazer5687
    @lemonlazer5687Ай бұрын

    Any from software game is worth divorce, unemployment, sectioning over 😂

  • @Cpl.J.Sins.
    @Cpl.J.Sins.Ай бұрын

    The end💀💀

  • @trollyXD
    @trollyXDАй бұрын

    I am listening to this podcast while waiting for the Fortnite update

  • @Ripkittymi
    @RipkittymiАй бұрын

    Perfect ending 😅😂🎉💀☠️

  • @GRANDboysENT
    @GRANDboysENTАй бұрын

    Watching Vice video they did on you Lyle. And i just wanted to ask, how are you?

  • @Moto_Medics
    @Moto_MedicsАй бұрын

    59:40 😭

  • @KickinTheBucket-List
    @KickinTheBucket-ListАй бұрын

    Idk man, being inside addicted to games is a low risk activity. Least you dont have to worry

  • @BlaBla-jl6ji
    @BlaBla-jl6ji11 күн бұрын

    i have 160 days of playtime in osrs. I can't play any less, so i needed to stop.

  • @tiapina7048
    @tiapina7048Ай бұрын

    What does "I'm a man of god" means?

  • @jmworklaptop6792
    @jmworklaptop6792Ай бұрын

    You left your girl friend on the side of the road Marcello! She died ! You should be embarrassed of yourself !!

  • @nothanks9503
    @nothanks9503Ай бұрын

    Dying alone isn’t that bad and you do always die alone nobody can experience your death with you but if you’re with someone they can experience your death alone

  • @kwrifles
    @kwriflesАй бұрын

    Why didn't she just play Baldur's Gate with him

  • @Moto_Medics
    @Moto_MedicsАй бұрын

    40:24 the fuckin dream my Christian brotha fuckin a

  • @killersof10

    @killersof10

    Ай бұрын

    It's tough. I'm trying. Restoring cars takes time and it is not an easy one. But I'm going to be there. I can feel it. Much love! ❤

  • @Moto_Medics

    @Moto_Medics

    Ай бұрын

    Sure does, I’m sitting on 6+ projects rn but house payment is taking all I’ve got, I feel ya.

  • @illsmackudown
    @illsmackudownАй бұрын

    Lyle! Yaaayyy

  • @josephbishop3231
    @josephbishop323115 күн бұрын

    Bro SCREAMS ABQ. That place has gone to complete shit in the last decade

  • @qdilly7397
    @qdilly7397Ай бұрын

    My wife lets me play games for 8 hours straight. I love her. Gotta find a woman who understands your interests

  • @RonPaulBot1234
    @RonPaulBot1234Ай бұрын

    You need to play BG 3 on PC not in PS3.. it's way more intuitive and immersive..

  • @ZeroFische
    @ZeroFischeАй бұрын

    Bababooey

  • @i_izzzzzz24
    @i_izzzzzz24Ай бұрын

    POV: Dantes and his gf

  • @someusername4129
    @someusername4129Ай бұрын

    This is why I don't care about male loneliness epidemic. Get on the games and stop whining lads.

  • @jason2841
    @jason2841Ай бұрын

    If you ever get into PC games, you gotta Elden some Rings. Dark Souls remastered is for the Switch and its fantastic. Both make you hate your life.

  • @toastpuncher3748
    @toastpuncher3748Ай бұрын

    Don't drop your game because a woman thinks she owns your time. Make time for her but don't drop what you're doing because she demands it. A woman isn't going to respect a man that she can boss around. It's about mutual respect, she can respect that it's your hobby and let you finish what you're doing as long as it's reasonable but if you let her tell you when can and can not participate in your own hobbies without compromising then she's just ganna leave you for a guy that actually sets boundaries. If you disagree with me then you're probably getting cheated on and don't know it.

  • @applejones5576

    @applejones5576

    Ай бұрын

    If it’s 8 hours a fucking day? Also they have a job, but claim that they most they do for their partner is going for a drive? One of these 2 irresponsible idiots just doesn’t know they are addicted and are calling it a hobby to ignore their relationships.

  • @Evilpotat
    @EvilpotatАй бұрын

    hi gecko :)

  • @dannydevito6642
    @dannydevito6642Ай бұрын

    Baldurs gate 3 guy sounds kinda decent, Fortnite festival guy sounds like a complete looser who has to get a grip on his life

  • @ErinnnnL
    @ErinnnnLАй бұрын

    This poor guy believes in god

  • @kristenelaine2766
    @kristenelaine2766Ай бұрын

    I'm a mostly sober raver! Most of the time I just smoke weed. No need to get fucked up.

  • @sillylilgoose829

    @sillylilgoose829

    Ай бұрын

    Yesssss 🙌 I’ll have a drink or two but that’s about it

  • @edcastle2345
    @edcastle2345Ай бұрын

    Fire emblem 3 houses

  • @ErinnnnL
    @ErinnnnLАй бұрын

    Lmao NA

  • @101Kittywhiskers
    @101KittywhiskersАй бұрын

    Car dude is not very good at reading room

  • @azerahasgotachannel4009
    @azerahasgotachannel4009Ай бұрын

    Not into high fantasy shit but dressed as and green like a frog helping people through technology while recording yourself Doing it... I think it's safe to say you're well beyond that, money just has a way of normalizing Things as long as it's all there...virtual games is where we will all live in the future while AI's walk the earth...

  • @Wibble-zv3cs
    @Wibble-zv3csАй бұрын

    😗😗

  • @sillylilgoose829
    @sillylilgoose829Ай бұрын

    I’m a sober raver! I wish I had more sober buddies who enjoyed EDM as much as I do

  • @rebd00mer93

    @rebd00mer93

    Ай бұрын

    Ya, a lot of people go to raves to get messed up and listen to music and possibly dance.

  • @theArtOFjon
    @theArtOFjonАй бұрын

    Fortnite looks like shit.

  • @Airbag15
    @Airbag15Ай бұрын

    The American government will not let you go to N. Korea with an american passport. You need special documentation to go.

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