“I LEFT MY GF TO PLAY FORTNITE” - Therapy Gecko
Комедия
We talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games.
Then a final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils.
It could all potentially be okay maybe. I am a gecko.
*TIMECODES*
0:00 - Intro
0:18 - A caller chooses between Baldur's Gate 3 or his girlfriend.
15:34 - A caller chooses between Fortnite or his girlfriend.
43:54 - A final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on colored pencils.
01:01:01 - How to call the gecko!
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“I’m not into high fantasy shit”….dresses every day pretending to be a gecko
@tristenbolt7749
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 from watching every stream and episode anime bother him but he won't say it but yet he's pretty much an anime character 😂😂
@lilbladeknight
Ай бұрын
@@tristenbolt7749 He likes sgt Frog, basically he's cosplying sgt Frog.
For the guy playing baldur's gate, you can literally just quick save.
@sonicx1298
Ай бұрын
Yea but you have to remember to quick save. Speaking from someone who game crashed on me and realizing I didn't save
@cultistsash
Ай бұрын
@@sonicx1298 If my wife is behind me, asking to hang out, I'm slapping F5 and Alt+F4 as a bonus action.
@kemidoesgaming5106
Ай бұрын
@@cultistsash Wow youre such a white knight.
@Verchiel_
Ай бұрын
It only takes one or two moments of losing hours of progress to remember saving is important.
@PossumMedic
26 күн бұрын
@@cultistsash 😂😂😂
Bro really thought he it was fine to just be in a relationship one day a week
@nothanks9503
Ай бұрын
Right gotta be at least 2 weeks out of the year
AYOOOOO! It's Florida here! Glad i was able to make it on the video! Had an absolute blast just being able to banter about all that stuff. ❤ If the BG3 guy is here and sees this, shoot me a response and we for aure gotta do a play through on bg3. Big fan of the game as well.
@ENVIKILLZZZ
Ай бұрын
First local person I’ve herd on stream 🤙🏾 Lyle needs to come to Albuquerque!
@oldflowers1342
Ай бұрын
I gotta be so real with you. Were you high during that call? LMFAO
@killersof10
Ай бұрын
@@oldflowers1342 not a single bit. I'm just an incredibly energetic and happy person
@oldflowers1342
Ай бұрын
@@killersof10 Wow! Well, that's good to hear! I wish I had that type of energy!
@aviremetz1844
Ай бұрын
sober rave communities definitely exist, as do sober jam band communities. In fact, I've been to a few music festivals where you get a free ticket if you lead a meeting.
Goated thumbnail
@someoneyouknow3271
Ай бұрын
Yes🎉
An 8-hour bender 😂😂😂😂 as a gamer myself I’ve been there. You just gotta find a partner who loves games as much as you do.
@lifeonabike8691
Ай бұрын
for real. Im only good for like 4-6 hours at a time max, my girl can game for like 14 hours and be good to go. its insane. lmao love her
@niabiii
Ай бұрын
fr though, i didn’t think it mattered much but it’s so nice being understood and having the opportunity to play your favorite game with your favorite person! Or even just play our own games near each other lol!
@brunodangelo1146
Ай бұрын
I love games man, but 8 hours is just unhealthy in every possible way.
@CassieMakesArt
Ай бұрын
@@brunodangelo1146 it’s definitely super rare for me to play a game for 8 hours in a row. When I was much younger it was different. I play games approx. an hour a day in the evenings. But if a new game comes out and it hooks me, I might “binge” it. No different than someone binging a TV series.
@MoharnabSaikia
Ай бұрын
If you are gaming 8 hours and not a professional gamer than you are definitely losing on so much else than just the time gaming
RDR2 is definitely worth ruining your life over. Also disappointed we didn’t get an Undead Nightmare for 2!!
@Verchiel_
Ай бұрын
Only got the game past week,played a few hours and it's about what I expected In that it's not that fun to play for me because it sacrifices too much gameplay just to be more realistic or cinematic. I'm sure I'll get used to it eventually but man some of it is clunky
@sammydamo
Ай бұрын
I remember playing RDR2 and never getting any quests done because I got distracted by how ridiculously beautiful and immersive the world is. I could just wander around looking at trees and shit talking people and I never got bored.
@scumbucket68
Ай бұрын
One of the best games ever made by far 🤠
@eggsyeggs9260
Ай бұрын
The story ruined my life
Dude has his priorities straight
lyle hating hades hurts my soul
@stwinkbug
Ай бұрын
i was clutching my pearls
@rejack2liferejack32
Ай бұрын
sometimes you like sometimes you dislike, honestly i dint even like rdr2 when i got it.
That was one killer punchline to an hour long podcast 😂 im dyin
I think the 2nd guys problem is not being sober or video games or raving. He just sounds like an un enjoyable person
@hunimoonz
Ай бұрын
he on his Jesus freak era
@liquidbeagle5341
Ай бұрын
He sounds blissfully ignorant
I don’t think the Fortnite guy ever loved his gf lmao
Literally just in time for me to open up at work lol i like listening to you as i open makes time go by a little calmer. Thanks gec!
Therapy Gecko. I'm hear to comment that South Africa would be a cool place to visit and sit with people and talk to them at some point. Just a cool idea to share. Much love
Ngl, the dude who broke up over Fortnite Festival addiction sounds happier than the guy who stayed in a relationship despite Baldur's Gate 3 addiction.
new therapy gecko episode days are the best days
9:06 i love how the flickering makes it look like his eyes twitching because he talks about choosing the game over her :D
Thank you for your service geck
GECK, I REPRESENT THE CITIZENS OF LOUISIANA, SPECIFICALLY THE NEW ORLEANS TITTIES AND BEER REGION. WE HUMBLY REQUEST YOUR PRESENCE IN OUR PARLORS FOR COCKTAILS AND OTHER HIGH SOCIETY SNOBBERY.
My new instant favorite episode. This one is for the gamers
Coloring pencil guy; would have nothing right now if he wished for an Xbox (now out of date). But he wished for coloring pencils... and still to this day, he has the best make-a-wish story ever. The guy secretly won.
If I can recommend one podcast this is definitely it. I am happy that I stumbled upon your content.
I think Bobby Lee left his old lady to play video games also, it’s a thing
@S.E.K.1986
Ай бұрын
That's just sad.
@blairslair
Ай бұрын
@@S.E.K.1986They hadn't had sex in years anyway.
@AJBuddha
Ай бұрын
Left his gf for a virtual wife
Lyle, that mom joke at the end was the perfect way to end this video.
second guy’s voice kinda reminds me of Chills but he also gives off Blade from Community vibes
I’m glad I came across a gecko 🦎 on KZread. Hello people of the computer. So many podcasts to listen to lol
absolutely banger thumbnail gecko man
This episode is too relatable 😺 also -"fk this bish its fortnite festival all day all night." i felt that...😅
The fortnite guy is just downright pathetic
@emperorza5777
Ай бұрын
why so?
@Goo4You135
Ай бұрын
Idk why he doesn't play clone hero. Its free guitar hero with all the songs he wants.
@jamesglover2251
Ай бұрын
Seriously. Why the hell pay $500 for shit you can get for free on an arguably better game
@alikamykin8774
Ай бұрын
You can tell him directly now cause Florida is in this comment section 😂
6:20 what's crazy is you can save at literally any point in Baldurs Gate
This is one of the best thumbnails yet😂
Another incredible episode Geck.
This video makes my day so much better 🤣🙌🏼❤️
The end of the last call caught me so off guard 😭
Damn Geck that twist at the end really got me LOL
My dad will beat me until you have Charlie as your next guest :,)
Top notch thumbnail to the gecko lord Lyle 🎉
3k views is ridiculous this mans had doja cat young gravy and denzel curry on step your game up people like comment subscribe share to friends 🤘
48:17 This is why Geck🦎 is king. Geck bless!❤
12:17 im literally so glad you said this my ex used to get so upset at me for not liking those two zelda games and i couldnt get into them no matter how hard i tried i felt crazy BUT THEYRE SO FUCKING BORING ITS THE SAME GAMEPLAY LOOP OVER AND OVER
So many if us needed this video
Great thumbnail
Ok that thumbnail is fking amazing! I want more!!
2nd caller is my spirit animal
Gek, No man’s sky on switch is fire
geck cranking 90s would be crazy also why did the fortnite guy lowkey sound like shaggy from scooby doo
Skyrim was my video game fix , used to spend all day playing it on my laptop during early covid years
Happy early Father’s Day to Geck
11:39, he says this, as i'm doing a run of hades. my day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable
@konraddickhaus3178
Ай бұрын
11:36 sorry
"Louisiana, where the hell is that?" 😅
Hey Lyle! I don't know if you read these but I totally think you're looking thinner lately.
I do wonder if the first guy was playing so much at videogames right at the beginning of the relationship or things changed. But good comunication, which involves active listening, helps a lot. Plus, in relationships compromise is key.
Bro got colouring pencils and is mad about it. Bro you are not just some rando getting a xbox, you are the main character thats so neat
Devs really should add Gecko to the game
The second dude reminds me of William Montgomery lmao
the ending though 💀
That ending 😂
When does my man’s stream?
Lol fighting for his life on the toilet. Been there before..
I would buy a therapy Gecko skin on Fortnite 🎉. How cool would it be if you did a collab with Fortnite ??? Love your show ❤
The Thousand Year Door remake is great!
Good grief they didn't even get that dude a sketchpad to go with the colored pencils? I hope he got a hundred colors at least. Oy.
I need a gecko gaming podcast)
As someone who never played video games (other than the sims) before BG3 dropped, I can confirm that it’s an incredibly addictive game. He should date someone who shares his interest in gaming.
Gecko been 100 ping 6:29
If you get addicted to game don't try Foxhole 😅 The second dude thought his GF was a dog! "I take her out for a car ride on Saturdays" 🤨
Any from software game is worth divorce, unemployment, sectioning over 😂
The end💀💀
I am listening to this podcast while waiting for the Fortnite update
Perfect ending 😅😂🎉💀☠️
Watching Vice video they did on you Lyle. And i just wanted to ask, how are you?
59:40 😭
Idk man, being inside addicted to games is a low risk activity. Least you dont have to worry
i have 160 days of playtime in osrs. I can't play any less, so i needed to stop.
What does "I'm a man of god" means?
You left your girl friend on the side of the road Marcello! She died ! You should be embarrassed of yourself !!
Dying alone isn’t that bad and you do always die alone nobody can experience your death with you but if you’re with someone they can experience your death alone
Why didn't she just play Baldur's Gate with him
40:24 the fuckin dream my Christian brotha fuckin a
@killersof10
Ай бұрын
It's tough. I'm trying. Restoring cars takes time and it is not an easy one. But I'm going to be there. I can feel it. Much love! ❤
@Moto_Medics
Ай бұрын
Sure does, I’m sitting on 6+ projects rn but house payment is taking all I’ve got, I feel ya.
Lyle! Yaaayyy
Bro SCREAMS ABQ. That place has gone to complete shit in the last decade
My wife lets me play games for 8 hours straight. I love her. Gotta find a woman who understands your interests
You need to play BG 3 on PC not in PS3.. it's way more intuitive and immersive..
Bababooey
POV: Dantes and his gf
This is why I don't care about male loneliness epidemic. Get on the games and stop whining lads.
If you ever get into PC games, you gotta Elden some Rings. Dark Souls remastered is for the Switch and its fantastic. Both make you hate your life.
Don't drop your game because a woman thinks she owns your time. Make time for her but don't drop what you're doing because she demands it. A woman isn't going to respect a man that she can boss around. It's about mutual respect, she can respect that it's your hobby and let you finish what you're doing as long as it's reasonable but if you let her tell you when can and can not participate in your own hobbies without compromising then she's just ganna leave you for a guy that actually sets boundaries. If you disagree with me then you're probably getting cheated on and don't know it.
@applejones5576
Ай бұрын
If it’s 8 hours a fucking day? Also they have a job, but claim that they most they do for their partner is going for a drive? One of these 2 irresponsible idiots just doesn’t know they are addicted and are calling it a hobby to ignore their relationships.
hi gecko :)
Baldurs gate 3 guy sounds kinda decent, Fortnite festival guy sounds like a complete looser who has to get a grip on his life
This poor guy believes in god
I'm a mostly sober raver! Most of the time I just smoke weed. No need to get fucked up.
@sillylilgoose829
Ай бұрын
Yesssss 🙌 I’ll have a drink or two but that’s about it
Fire emblem 3 houses
Lmao NA
Car dude is not very good at reading room
Not into high fantasy shit but dressed as and green like a frog helping people through technology while recording yourself Doing it... I think it's safe to say you're well beyond that, money just has a way of normalizing Things as long as it's all there...virtual games is where we will all live in the future while AI's walk the earth...
😗😗
I’m a sober raver! I wish I had more sober buddies who enjoyed EDM as much as I do
@rebd00mer93
Ай бұрын
Ya, a lot of people go to raves to get messed up and listen to music and possibly dance.
Fortnite looks like shit.
The American government will not let you go to N. Korea with an american passport. You need special documentation to go.