Committing marriage fraud

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  • @thelunartist
    @thelunartist4 ай бұрын

    "Fellas, is it gay if I love my husband?"

  • @sircat8092

    @sircat8092

    3 ай бұрын

    I’m dead 😂

  • @shinydmike8490

    @shinydmike8490

    3 ай бұрын

    @@sircat8092 i never thought there would be a situation where the answer is no but here it is haha

  • @OFFTHEDOMEApparel

    @OFFTHEDOMEApparel

    3 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @georgehatzimanolakis1904

    @georgehatzimanolakis1904

    3 ай бұрын

    It's only gay if your socks touch

  • @asshollff

    @asshollff

    3 ай бұрын

    This is the best reference ever.

  • @meinbherpieg4723
    @meinbherpieg47235 ай бұрын

    These two dudes probably have a healthier relationship than 70% of most marriages.

  • @KumarAnshs

    @KumarAnshs

    5 ай бұрын

    Exactly, they both know what they want from each other and support each other

  • @juancarlo888

    @juancarlo888

    5 ай бұрын

    They'll be together for life

  • @HowToEatChihuahua

    @HowToEatChihuahua

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@1_toosword fighters for life🎉😍🥵

  • @djbsghss75

    @djbsghss75

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@1_tooat least they don't need to bullshit online

  • @elmunus1

    @elmunus1

    5 ай бұрын

    They have alot less sex though.

  • @CookieIDK
    @CookieIDKАй бұрын

    “No fraud detected, only two dudes who love each other “

  • @michaeldaire5617

    @michaeldaire5617

    24 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @JeM9100

    @JeM9100

    18 күн бұрын

    “Two dudes gettin’ married, that doesn’t seem very gay.”- Frank Reynolds IASIP

  • @MrClassiccarenthusia

    @MrClassiccarenthusia

    14 күн бұрын

    It's possible they aren't, and just so happen to get along so well they see themselves as brothers. It's not the first story like this I've heard. Some fellas legally change their gender to get cheaper car and medical insurance.

  • @InvictusAlchemy

    @InvictusAlchemy

    9 күн бұрын

    @@MrClassiccarenthusiais that a confession?

  • @JohnSmith-ti9uq

    @JohnSmith-ti9uq

    6 күн бұрын

    It IS marriage fraud because marriage is between man and woman.

  • @Pepesmall
    @PepesmallАй бұрын

    He committed marriage

  • @user-pd5vo7yy2w

    @user-pd5vo7yy2w

    14 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @LaughAngelsGibberish

    @LaughAngelsGibberish

    13 күн бұрын

    He also sounds committed to his marriage

  • @mikl12354
    @mikl123545 ай бұрын

    Dads, why did you adop- Money. We did it for money, heres your cut son.

  • @paulretraint1508

    @paulretraint1508

    5 ай бұрын

    "Here's your cut" is fucking hilarious

  • @norsethenomad5978

    @norsethenomad5978

    5 ай бұрын

    Perfect

  • @wikiwikiwee1

    @wikiwikiwee1

    5 ай бұрын

    And “let’s go to a ball game”

  • @ArcYT

    @ArcYT

    5 ай бұрын

    ​​@@wikiwikiwee1The kid's gonna be amazing at household and auto repair

  • @nolanstone4723

    @nolanstone4723

    4 ай бұрын

    There's gonna be so many marbles and yugioh cards. I mean microtransactions on online games. Also off topic, I thought the marriage had to be consummated... I guess they just both say they did it and stick to that story till the end. 😅

  • @emanuelsantana8726
    @emanuelsantana87264 ай бұрын

    "I love my husband a lot" ngl, wholesome af just bros being bros

  • @Aphos-yw9wx

    @Aphos-yw9wx

    Ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @W1z4rd_L1z4rd

    @W1z4rd_L1z4rd

    Ай бұрын

    "they were good friends" - some historian

  • @Zrosl

    @Zrosl

    Ай бұрын

    Apparently the hoes were the bros

  • @PARSA8569

    @PARSA8569

    Ай бұрын

    Bros in Alabama

  • @zzodysseuszz

    @zzodysseuszz

    Ай бұрын

    @@W1z4rd_L1z4rd historians are usually right. People on the internet tend to just invent shit with modern understandings in mind. Edit: except historians were categorically always right. That is not debatable, in every instance you people simply interject your modern views onto people of the past and then dismiss the historians when they try to explain why that is inaccurate. Find me a single quote from the illiad that contradicts one of the first lines from the epic which says Achilles and Patroclus were specifically JUST friends.

  • @ThugMasterFlash
    @ThugMasterFlashАй бұрын

    This is literally the plot of "I now pronounce you chuck and larry."😭😭😭

  • @zoe_nzzzz

    @zoe_nzzzz

    23 күн бұрын

    Literally, bro is living a movie rn😭

  • @MisstressMourtisha

    @MisstressMourtisha

    10 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @byrontalks7997

    @byrontalks7997

    8 күн бұрын

    Dude actually though ahaha

  • @Neochaotic_
    @Neochaotic_Ай бұрын

    "I love him also...I love my husband alot" so freaking sweet

  • @sun6262-
    @sun6262-5 ай бұрын

    dont let them find out married couples with kids get a 15% salary raise

  • @LanIsOriginal

    @LanIsOriginal

    5 ай бұрын

    You can legally adopt a 17 year old at 18

  • @pepperonish

    @pepperonish

    5 ай бұрын

    We keep trying butt neither of us get pregnant. I'm not gay.

  • @sun6262-

    @sun6262-

    5 ай бұрын

    @@pepperonish thats understandable, try finishing twice for twice the luck

  • @ffnovice7

    @ffnovice7

    5 ай бұрын

    What if an 18 f adopts a 17 m, next year adopts a 17 f, etc, forever? The mathematical, societal, financial, and record breaking implications of great^18+ grandparents being alive. ​@@LanIsOriginal

  • @McNotSassyLostChild

    @McNotSassyLostChild

    5 ай бұрын

    @@pepperonishdo it harder

  • @sconartist
    @sconartist5 ай бұрын

    More healthy marriage than most

  • @user-ip5wd2ui4z

    @user-ip5wd2ui4z

    5 ай бұрын

    Bc it’s men lmao

  • @imbaroud5273

    @imbaroud5273

    5 ай бұрын

    i have Aids

  • @ARzzzSleepy

    @ARzzzSleepy

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@imbaroud5273🤔ᴴᴹᴹ

  • @hoze1235

    @hoze1235

    5 ай бұрын

    Date nights consist of watching sports n a case of beer

  • @ernestnelson2407

    @ernestnelson2407

    5 ай бұрын

    they don't have to fight for sex

  • @Electronnoisseur
    @Electronnoisseur25 күн бұрын

    "I'm not gay but my husband is" ahh relationship

  • @faxanadufire9669
    @faxanadufire9669Ай бұрын

    now THATS a bromance

  • @ThunderMuffinMan

    @ThunderMuffinMan

    23 күн бұрын

    Ah, a man of class. 🥂

  • @AlisterBlackwell
    @AlisterBlackwell5 ай бұрын

    "I love my husband a lot 🥰" absolutely adorable

  • @Chaotic_Observer

    @Chaotic_Observer

    5 ай бұрын

    Fr, wtf that was so cute

  • @gyro2846

    @gyro2846

    5 ай бұрын

    I heard it more as a "I love my husband a lot. 😤"

  • @Chaotic_Observer

    @Chaotic_Observer

    5 ай бұрын

    @@gyro2846 nawww it was more like, “i love my husband a lot 😌”

  • @youknowme287

    @youknowme287

    5 ай бұрын

    Not i like my homie?😂

  • @luv.6enie

    @luv.6enie

    5 ай бұрын

    @@youknowme287they’re literally married

  • @justinbrown5722
    @justinbrown57225 ай бұрын

    100% in the military

  • @Gun1Up

    @Gun1Up

    5 ай бұрын

    That’s actually smart if he is 😂

  • @imupstairsbaby

    @imupstairsbaby

    5 ай бұрын

    200% 🤣

  • @dascherofficial

    @dascherofficial

    5 ай бұрын

    Yep, lots of perks for being married in the military.

  • @CozyButcher

    @CozyButcher

    5 ай бұрын

    They closed that sweet BAH double dip deal a few years ago, but it still happens...100% military.

  • @SuperValdez7

    @SuperValdez7

    5 ай бұрын

    I was gonna say this. You get almost double the pay if you're married in the military. Me and my buddy Ian almost got married to each other but his girlfriend wanted him to marry her instead like what a bitch

  • @communicationbannedxboxacc6867
    @communicationbannedxboxacc6867Ай бұрын

    bro sounded like he had a realization at the end💀

  • @lidge1994
    @lidge199424 күн бұрын

    If married people can hate each other, best friends can marry for the benefits

  • @KaliBeatsYoSoyAquel
    @KaliBeatsYoSoyAquel5 ай бұрын

    This guy hears "gay for pay" and thought this is what it meant

  • @SonnyDavies-ip5ve

    @SonnyDavies-ip5ve

    5 ай бұрын

    Is this not what that is?

  • @exwhyzee_

    @exwhyzee_

    5 ай бұрын

    @@SonnyDavies-ip5veNah it’s a protest movement that says that gay people should get the same payroll as other people

  • @JdThe65th

    @JdThe65th

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@SonnyDavies-ip5ve no Some guys do the dirty with other guys for money

  • @lilsand.

    @lilsand.

    5 ай бұрын

    @@SonnyDavies-ip5ve gay for pay is when you do da gay stuff for money even though you are straight (well as straight as you think you might be) sucking dick for drugs is whole different ball game in the world of "is it gay or not?"

  • @scoper7897

    @scoper7897

    5 ай бұрын

    this is why it should be illegal. people are confused nowdays

  • @whatthe3711
    @whatthe37113 ай бұрын

    He’s not gay, he just loves his husband a lot. Yall conflating two different things

  • @pjavilla

    @pjavilla

    2 ай бұрын

    Just guy love between two guys.

  • @4gummi751

    @4gummi751

    2 ай бұрын

    Just cayse they're married doesn't mean the love for my brother has to be any different😂

  • @kalvinkearney4169

    @kalvinkearney4169

    2 ай бұрын

    @@4gummi751Lots of men, especially your “man’s man’ don’t understand this. Me and my close friends say ‘love you’ almost every time we speak to each other. Lots of the “men’s men” would view this as homo or not masculine. Some of them would legit gut me if they found out me and my close friends let each other know we love them. It’s not like we love each other in ‘that’ way. We’re just close and see each other as family. But a lot of men can’t grasp that because most of us have been taught to never show affection or love because it makes us weak. I dont love my friends because I want to bed them. I love them because they’re my brothers in life. They’re the family I chose and that chose me. That’s literally what the “blood is thicker than water” is about - the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

  • @notmyname9625

    @notmyname9625

    2 ай бұрын

    @@kalvinkearney4169im not disagreeing with ur statement as a whole i completely know what you mean but just to be clear the expression “blood is thicker than water” means the exact opposite of that. It literally means that family bonds will always be stronger than other relationships. I think both things can be true tho neither one is an always situation but im just saying the actual meaning of the blood part of that expression is referring to blood relation not some kind of covenant

  • @keirabrickner2252

    @keirabrickner2252

    2 ай бұрын

    ⁠@@notmyname9625 he used it right, it’s often misunderstood to mean that family is more important but it means chosen family is more important then who you were born to. Covenant meaning brother hood is stronger then the water of the womb (family)

  • @ahh_yes_mr_bax
    @ahh_yes_mr_bax24 күн бұрын

    As an actual gay man (who is married to a man) i agree that there is nothing wrong here. They never have to touch each other to love each other enough to want to support one another. Marriage is not about who you are banging. Its about who you are wanting to live with for companionship and help. Someone you trust. You aint gotta be gay bro.

  • @EpochUnlocked

    @EpochUnlocked

    10 күн бұрын

    Well.......Legally yes but socially? Not really. Marriage is about continuity of the family/clan/tribe. I mean, you're right about the companionship, help, and trust though. That's bedrock in real relationships.

  • @ahh_yes_mr_bax

    @ahh_yes_mr_bax

    10 күн бұрын

    @@EpochUnlocked socially it’s exactly the same. Socially marriage is about companionship. Continuity of the clan has not been the base for marriage for over a century.

  • @EpochUnlocked

    @EpochUnlocked

    10 күн бұрын

    @ahh_yes_mr_bax I'm pretty sure I said = family/clan/tribe to cover every variation of groupings of related people, which still occur. And no, legal marriage isn't the same as the other. Continuity of the family is not the business of the government. The government is supposed to recognize and protect the partnership, regardless of culture and motivations, for various contractual purposes, such insurance, inheritance, taxation, and other things. Nothing to do with making babies and actually preserving the existence of the family.

  • @QueezTheDefiantScientist

    @QueezTheDefiantScientist

    6 күн бұрын

    As a straight man, I think I've been thoroughly convinced.

  • @ahh_yes_mr_bax

    @ahh_yes_mr_bax

    5 күн бұрын

    @@EpochUnlocked yes marriage has not been about continuation of ANY of those things for well over a century, and so nothing you stated countered anything i stated. Everything you presenting is known and not against any position or point ive made so far.

  • @ArachnidSlayer
    @ArachnidSlayerАй бұрын

    He's in the military and he's getting that BAH 🤣

  • @machete660
    @machete6604 ай бұрын

    “You don’t have to be gay to me mar-“ “I love him.”

  • @pottyputter05

    @pottyputter05

    3 ай бұрын

    Like just bam outta nowhere 😅 cut perfectly

  • @ShipWindow

    @ShipWindow

    3 ай бұрын

    I finally found norms deeply closeted gay man!

  • @orti1283

    @orti1283

    3 ай бұрын

    You can love your friends, I love mine

  • @heinshaaine8153

    @heinshaaine8153

    3 ай бұрын

    And sometimes we fuck...

  • @MLGPRO-sm8jy

    @MLGPRO-sm8jy

    3 ай бұрын

    @@orti1283no but like bro took it past the line and married a man that he loved not the same at all

  • @dazenguile4215
    @dazenguile42153 ай бұрын

    “it is difficult to pretend that i don’t love the sex, but i manage.”

  • @evylinredwood

    @evylinredwood

    Ай бұрын

    Wai-

  • @illi6378

    @illi6378

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@fuadlabib703you and jokes are oil & water hey?

  • @fuadlabib703

    @fuadlabib703

    Ай бұрын

    @@illi6378 you and your braincells are like neutrons and protons

  • @aAaAAA-ppgg

    @aAaAAA-ppgg

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@fuadlabib703 plutonic love 💥

  • @mike-eldaniel3322

    @mike-eldaniel3322

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@illi6378😂😂

  • @Un_prønøunceable
    @Un_prønøunceable24 күн бұрын

    “I love my husband a lot.” Made me smile real big holy crap

  • @jaxonferdiands8045
    @jaxonferdiands8045Ай бұрын

    Bro friendzoned his husband

  • @jtorelli7341
    @jtorelli73415 ай бұрын

    It's the "I love my husband a lot" that gets me.

  • @carcharr83

    @carcharr83

    4 ай бұрын

    This comment has 69 like on 02MAR2024 so i cant like it ....but i gotta agree with your comment so much. I wish I had half of what this guy has got. Happy for both of em

  • @jtorelli7341

    @jtorelli7341

    4 ай бұрын

    @@carcharr83 hahaha, thanks for the timestamp. I missed it, but I appreciate the callout. I wish the same for both of us. Currently in a situationship that might make for an interesting call in to the show.

  • @Catalina-Winemixer

    @Catalina-Winemixer

    4 ай бұрын

    Just in case this ever gets back to his superior in the military. 😂 “I said I loved him!”

  • @jtorelli7341

    @jtorelli7341

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Catalina-Winemixer I love how many of us know it's the military without it being said.

  • @johnindigo5477

    @johnindigo5477

    4 ай бұрын

    "He's a good guy" energy

  • @brenninmarc7472
    @brenninmarc74725 ай бұрын

    Bro loves his pookie bear 🗣️🗣️💯💯

  • @jorrellds6520

    @jorrellds6520

    5 ай бұрын

    Some people go their whole lives without ever being someones pookiebear and that makes me sad.

  • @AyylmaoCrashOut

    @AyylmaoCrashOut

    5 ай бұрын

    My mother called me that as a kid & passed away recently, it made me double take seeing that name on here that’s crazy lol

  • @gothfield5427

    @gothfield5427

    5 ай бұрын

    Why when my homies met my bf for the first time they asked if that’s who he was

  • @landy_r2z

    @landy_r2z

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@AyylmaoCrashOut stay strong brother 💪

  • @AyylmaoCrashOut

    @AyylmaoCrashOut

    5 ай бұрын

    @@landy_r2z Thank you so much. I appreciate that.

  • @bojingle3100
    @bojingle3100Ай бұрын

    He's in the military 😂

  • @ariah6618

    @ariah6618

    22 күн бұрын

    It’s funny people think you’re joking 😂

  • @emsa5034

    @emsa5034

    21 күн бұрын

    That should be illegal tho why should it matter if you’re married rather than single ?? Isn’t that almost like discrimination?? Highly sus to me..

  • @BouncyKnight331

    @BouncyKnight331

    19 күн бұрын

    ​@emsa5034 it's because they get more housing allowance. It's not *technically* getting paid more, but most military personnel consider the BAH part of their salary.

  • @bojingle3100

    @bojingle3100

    16 күн бұрын

    @ariah6618 I know right 🤣

  • @austinpnw2235
    @austinpnw223525 күн бұрын

    Honestly this is real love and real wholesome

  • @jeanb.3967
    @jeanb.39674 ай бұрын

    Bro's not comitting fraud. Bro's comitting to that marriage.

  • @nicholasherrera5213

    @nicholasherrera5213

    3 ай бұрын

    🤝💞💗💅🏼✨😭

  • @akapilka

    @akapilka

    3 ай бұрын

    Jajajajaja

  • @mgntstr

    @mgntstr

    3 ай бұрын

    legal marriages =/= godly marriage

  • @chloespades

    @chloespades

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@mgntstrwho cares

  • @WMDistraction

    @WMDistraction

    Ай бұрын

    It is technically fraud cuz marriage fraud cares about intent behind the marriage. It’s why you have to prove “bona fides” if you were granted a green card through marriage cuz it’s fraud if the purpose of the marriage was getting the green card.

  • @Piotr_Tokarz
    @Piotr_Tokarz5 ай бұрын

    I mean everything checks out Married him Loves him Buys gifts Not gay 😂

  • @aidenlakata7662

    @aidenlakata7662

    5 ай бұрын

    Definitely not seeing any fraud😂

  • @JackAkaJCK

    @JackAkaJCK

    5 ай бұрын

    Dream Life

  • @RichieBre

    @RichieBre

    5 ай бұрын

    A good friend of mine’s Dad is “not gay” he’s married to a man and despite being the masculine type, doesn’t pipe up when his husband calls him his wife

  • @darkclaws1234567891

    @darkclaws1234567891

    5 ай бұрын

    *you got a friend in me intensifies*

  • @johann3568

    @johann3568

    5 ай бұрын

    Sounds like he's getting about as much sex as the average married couple.

  • @DezyFlores
    @DezyFloresАй бұрын

    *LOL my wifi actually lagged an froze the vid riiight after he said* _"I love him, also"_ 😂😂 *my shit got comedic timing AF lmao*

  • @saintsaya1000
    @saintsaya1000Ай бұрын

    Dudes on another level of denial

  • @monkyk1ng
    @monkyk1ng4 ай бұрын

    The final stage of “im not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars”

  • @BramLastname

    @BramLastname

    3 ай бұрын

    I would marry my friends, No questions asked.

  • @StumpyDaPaladin

    @StumpyDaPaladin

    3 ай бұрын

    Obsolute madlad. Genius! Marry your battle buddy. Move out of the barracks. Get a housing stipend. File taxes as married. Not have to worry about cheating when you deploy together. 😅

  • @cjcoleman3893

    @cjcoleman3893

    3 ай бұрын

    This shall not be the end!

  • @EdBate

    @EdBate

    3 ай бұрын

    a famous philosopher once said. "Does taking the garbage out make you a garbage man?"

  • @thefollowthrubizllc

    @thefollowthrubizllc

    3 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BTSizzleTV
    @BTSizzleTV5 ай бұрын

    Mans is in the military. 😂😂

  • @Alex-dh2cx

    @Alex-dh2cx

    5 ай бұрын

    100% lol

  • @yaboy205

    @yaboy205

    5 ай бұрын

    That bas check is gonna be fat

  • @PrestonSikes

    @PrestonSikes

    5 ай бұрын

    Bros BAS/BAH boutta go crazy

  • @mattedwards1632

    @mattedwards1632

    5 ай бұрын

    Gotta get out them barracks somehow

  • @diplomatofthesosbrigade931

    @diplomatofthesosbrigade931

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@PrestonSikeswussat

  • @Godnando00
    @Godnando0024 күн бұрын

    There's one video game character that married his partner for legal and taxes purposes and they just maintained an open relationship

  • @AnnoyD
    @AnnoyDАй бұрын

    "I love my husband too, I love him a lot" *Thousand yard stare*

  • @ThePulaskiPumper

    @ThePulaskiPumper

    26 күн бұрын

    Thousand island**

  • @CheckeeAintAmused
    @CheckeeAintAmused5 ай бұрын

    *95 years old, in the nursing home, holding hands* So, when are we going to call off this marriage fraud, darling?

  • @Soothsayer_13

    @Soothsayer_13

    4 ай бұрын

    “It’s not gay”

  • @GreshmanH

    @GreshmanH

    4 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 that’s funny af

  • @jordan9604

    @jordan9604

    3 ай бұрын

    "Are we allowed to re-marry if one of us goes before the other? You know, for taxes and stuff. It's still not gay, we always wore socks."

  • @pcmkx
    @pcmkx29 күн бұрын

    This whole skit while on shrooms is ducking hilarious 😭

  • @BrolyX420
    @BrolyX42026 күн бұрын

    Dude is the best friend ever, wholesome af too man

  • @danc8871
    @danc88713 ай бұрын

    He’s more committed to his “fake” marriage then most people are to their real ones. He even showers his husband with gifts what a catch.

  • @tombo_sq9526

    @tombo_sq9526

    Ай бұрын

    I misread this as “he even showers with his husband” and I was like damn, that’s commitment. And love.

  • @danc8871

    @danc8871

    Ай бұрын

    @@tombo_sq9526 lmao you know what even if they do good for them!

  • @anthropomorphicOrange

    @anthropomorphicOrange

    Ай бұрын

    He’s more committed to the fake bit than the fake marriage.

  • @Slip0824

    @Slip0824

    Ай бұрын

    I’m surprised you know how to use their but not than.

  • @scrublord9505

    @scrublord9505

    Ай бұрын

    I think you guys are missing the point. It’s not a bit he’s just in denial, probably from his upbringing telling him it’s bad to love the same gender. Yea he’s got a reason but the whole reason he’s calling is to help confirm his feelings or if it was just for the money

  • @Loregasmo
    @Loregasmo5 ай бұрын

    Dude realized mid-conversation that he was in a happy, loving relationship and was like “oh shit, maybe I am gay?”

  • @atherisGAY

    @atherisGAY

    5 ай бұрын

    I dunno they could also be just.. married and not have sex. 😂

  • @angelika87

    @angelika87

    5 ай бұрын

    just like straight married folk

  • @Shikogo

    @Shikogo

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@atherisGAYbiromantic and heterosexual is rare but it happens

  • @user-vq1bo1we2q

    @user-vq1bo1we2q

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Shikogoodd 2024 slang but, I like to believe that mfs js straight and decided to do that without any feelings of such whatsoever. I mean times are rough

  • @mysocksarewet

    @mysocksarewet

    4 ай бұрын

    @@atherisGAY I wish

  • @RonCadillac
    @RonCadillacАй бұрын

    Yeah, thats not fraud, thats just on homies

  • @hamstreak5591
    @hamstreak559121 күн бұрын

    This was a roller-coaster. I just got off, and i still don't know the destination.

  • @bigmateria2871
    @bigmateria28715 ай бұрын

    Funny how when they thought they had to be gay, theyre like, "Were not really gay lol". Then Lyle informs them they never had to actually be gay, they flip instantly "Hey, I love my husband a lot" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @novalopez3068
    @novalopez30685 ай бұрын

    Married for money, stayed for love

  • @mysocksarewet

    @mysocksarewet

    4 ай бұрын

    I should write a movie

  • @ShrapnelBullet

    @ShrapnelBullet

    4 ай бұрын

    Most wholesome way this turned out

  • @DaleDenton-ov5pg
    @DaleDenton-ov5pg14 күн бұрын

    The subtle break in Therapy Geico when the dude says "I love him also, I love my husband a lot" is absolutely perfect 😂

  • @globofgreen
    @globofgreenАй бұрын

    It’s got to be a joke. That ending was perfect comedic timing and delivery.

  • @SabiBisceglia
    @SabiBisceglia5 ай бұрын

    He's in the military. Giveaways: 1. He gets paid more if he is married. 2. He called his friend one of his "buddies" which is the most common way to call a friend in the military.

  • @Aura_Lucario

    @Aura_Lucario

    5 ай бұрын

    I just found the origin to this video today a few days after seeing this used as a joke for a ship between two military dudes. So, funny you should say that, it makes sense.

  • @CEO-of-money

    @CEO-of-money

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Aura_Lucario what's the video called?

  • @Aura_Lucario

    @Aura_Lucario

    5 ай бұрын

    @@CEO-of-money This is the video? Unless you mean the fan stuff I saw. Just saw it randomly on Tumblr.

  • @CEO-of-money

    @CEO-of-money

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Aura_Lucario oh, mb, misread your comment.

  • @thecrablord6661

    @thecrablord6661

    5 ай бұрын

    Plus he just doesn’t wanna mention the job Me and my homie were gonna do this haha

  • @user-ARBalsillie
    @user-ARBalsillie3 ай бұрын

    This is something you would hear on GTA radio

  • @aAaAAA-ppgg

    @aAaAAA-ppgg

    Ай бұрын

    Totally 😂😂😂

  • @samsanimationcorner3820

    @samsanimationcorner3820

    Ай бұрын

    Something to give Lazlow an internal crisis.

  • @ImPoopingWhileIScroll

    @ImPoopingWhileIScroll

    Ай бұрын

    This comment is on ever gecko video. You aren't original or funny.

  • @stereokuuji

    @stereokuuji

    27 күн бұрын

    That's life buddy

  • @immac8371

    @immac8371

    26 күн бұрын

    100%

  • @Osatter
    @Osatter21 күн бұрын

    Bros marriage is better than my parents.

  • @ValhallaLad
    @ValhallaLadАй бұрын

    This is the most wholesome fucking short on YT. "I love him also. I love him a lot." Made me smile so hard.

  • @omarnoble4788
    @omarnoble47885 ай бұрын

    If only my closeted army ex saw this as an option and spared his wife.

  • @leon6777

    @leon6777

    5 ай бұрын

    My word I hope they're doing alright. And his wife. And yourself, if you thought I forgot

  • @youtubeuserdan4017

    @youtubeuserdan4017

    5 ай бұрын

    Hell nah bro switched teams😭

  • @jeffwells641

    @jeffwells641

    5 ай бұрын

    Just because my husband and I have sex sometimes doesn't mean we're gay.

  • @brontotherevera

    @brontotherevera

    5 ай бұрын

    this is a really funny comment even though im assuming that means he killed her (which is sad)

  • @youtubeuserdan4017

    @youtubeuserdan4017

    5 ай бұрын

    @@brontotherevera I thought it was implying that he cheated on her with another man.

  • @stormdog9169
    @stormdog91695 ай бұрын

    I know this is supposed to just be fucking around, but Goddam was that "I love him, also. I love my husband a lot" the sweetest fucking thing I've heard in a long time. That part was genuine.

  • @IM2MERS
    @IM2MERSАй бұрын

    He loves his husband and buys him stuff, but he is not gay. Sounds like one of those ridiculous phrases, but he is actually not gay😂

  • @theresadossett102
    @theresadossett10225 күн бұрын

    And literally died when he said I love my husband a lot

  • @RodneyJohnson69
    @RodneyJohnson695 ай бұрын

    Thats the most wholesome fraud I've ever heard of.

  • @rustyshackleford9017
    @rustyshackleford90173 ай бұрын

    bros had to get out of the barracks... godspeed

  • @iantrimble7733

    @iantrimble7733

    Ай бұрын

    Most definitely an E-1 to E-3 braintrust moment.

  • @atb2674

    @atb2674

    28 күн бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing 😂

  • @ClancyProductions

    @ClancyProductions

    27 күн бұрын

    Yuuup 😂

  • @Xela_Redna

    @Xela_Redna

    27 күн бұрын

    Getting to the BAH bag for sure 🤣.

  • @EVP5309

    @EVP5309

    26 күн бұрын

    I’m getting out at my next duty station, even if I am only an E-4. I’ll pay out of pocket if I have to.

  • @bigscinto5547
    @bigscinto5547Ай бұрын

    Dude really missed out on the last line. "Well thats kinda gay" 😂😂😂

  • @divided_and_conquered1854
    @divided_and_conquered185421 күн бұрын

    This is surreal on many levels.

  • @crestfallensunbro6001
    @crestfallensunbro60014 ай бұрын

    The "I love my husband a lot" gives me "I fucking love my dad, my dad's awesome" vibes

  • @Anon-jt8tj

    @Anon-jt8tj

    3 ай бұрын

    Oh it gives me I'm gay vibes

  • @sunbather616
    @sunbather6165 ай бұрын

    Big brain move there making use of that BAH. Thank you for your service, young man.

  • @trashuogaming3330

    @trashuogaming3330

    5 ай бұрын

    Dude, absolutely knew it was bah after hearing getting paid more for being married. Hawaii bah is at 3300 rn, shiz crazy

  • @Catalina-Winemixer

    @Catalina-Winemixer

    4 ай бұрын

    @@trashuogaming3330 yeah I’m Australian and even I know how it works lmao.

  • @GSDguy
    @GSDguy4 күн бұрын

    “I love my husband a lot” killed me 😂😂😂

  • @anski2184
    @anski218429 күн бұрын

    "Search Tony Hinchcliffe" is craaazy

  • @tytrater2136
    @tytrater21365 ай бұрын

    A buddy of mine and I went down to the bank to talk about getting a mortgage that we could split 50/50 since neither of us could afford it on our own and the bank advisor was like “there’s not a whole lot I can do for you two…unless…”

  • @TeddyLucia1006

    @TeddyLucia1006

    5 ай бұрын

    did y'all commit to the bit then?

  • @Mariahmariahmariah3

    @Mariahmariahmariah3

    3 ай бұрын

    "did it work?" is the question, I'm asking for a buddy of mine

  • @htf79u8h
    @htf79u8h5 ай бұрын

    “i have to like tip toe around the fact im not gay” also him “i love my husband i love him a lot”

  • @JCdental

    @JCdental

    4 ай бұрын

    the duality of man

  • @benja_324

    @benja_324

    3 ай бұрын

    Fellas, Is it gay to love your friends?

  • @da420wizard6

    @da420wizard6

    3 ай бұрын

    @@benja_324naw lmao tf

  • @gamesandsoftwares1441

    @gamesandsoftwares1441

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@benja_324 hell nah , who is more deserving than the homies

  • @ghandiman

    @ghandiman

    3 ай бұрын

    Love is universal! Even in a heterosexual same sex marriage.

  • @davidmurray1631
    @davidmurray1631Ай бұрын

    He ‘3s Company” the situation and I love it!

  • @tokietoostoked
    @tokietoostoked10 күн бұрын

    Thats oddly wholesome and probably the healthiest martiage around

  • @abdielradames
    @abdielradames5 ай бұрын

    Bro loves his wittle cutiepatootie 🗣️🗣️💯💯

  • @dlelfe3
    @dlelfe35 ай бұрын

    "I love him also. I love my husband a lot :)" he deserves whatever he's being paid and more.

  • @jacobkarlovich7730
    @jacobkarlovich773024 күн бұрын

    Man realized right there “I might be gay for my husband” 😂😂😂

  • @IW3527

    @IW3527

    23 күн бұрын

    Bro had his whole bi-panic and realization moment in under a minute! For real though no matter what these guys orientation is I'm glad their arrangement is working out well for them 😂

  • @Dappis
    @Dappis4 ай бұрын

    "Honey why does everyone think i'm gay?" "We're literally married."

  • @pickelteets
    @pickelteets5 ай бұрын

    Dude is on the military

  • @dense_and_dull

    @dense_and_dull

    5 ай бұрын

    It do be like that sometimes

  • @rad_lad_2715

    @rad_lad_2715

    5 ай бұрын

    BAS and BAH where I was at was damn near a second paycheck

  • @slappy8941

    @slappy8941

    4 ай бұрын

    He's ON the military? Like, up on top of it? 😂😂😂😂

  • @richardm5448

    @richardm5448

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@slappy8941lol, well, while that's a nice thought nobody is "on the military". Nobody is that powerful, the military is the one that is on people. Sometimes in people as well. The big green weenie is real, big, hairy and scary

  • @buggalyn8579
    @buggalyn857924 күн бұрын

    bro spoils his husband I love it

  • @MegaMongrol
    @MegaMongrol24 күн бұрын

    100% these dudes are in the military. That BAH money does change things quite a bit.

  • @neutralview8788
    @neutralview87883 ай бұрын

    Thats still one of my favorite clips of his. "I love my husband a lot" is just gold

  • @vexelie
    @vexelie4 ай бұрын

    This is peak "fellas is it gay"

  • @Seraphinus112
    @Seraphinus11214 күн бұрын

    The only fraud was the denial of their love

  • @elliotalderson2479
    @elliotalderson2479Күн бұрын

    Fraud would have been checking “married” on the little check without being married

  • @spindriftprime
    @spindriftprime5 ай бұрын

    This clip was my intro to Therapy Gecko, and I know I'm not alone. Excellent first taste of Lyle

  • @Dank8
    @Dank85 ай бұрын

    The turn around at the end😭

  • @NovakiSalem
    @NovakiSalem8 күн бұрын

    “You don’t have to be gay to be married to a man, I mean… you did it” 😂

  • @Poatan.chama.
    @Poatan.chama.10 күн бұрын

    Gay friend tricked his straight friend into it 😂

  • @ExtraThiccc
    @ExtraThiccc5 ай бұрын

    Sounds like theyre happy being platonically married. Its all above board, plenty of people have been married who arent in love or sexually attracted to the gender they married, but this seems like a case where both parties mutually agreed boundaries. Legit healthier than many marriages.

  • @jayp.8360

    @jayp.8360

    3 ай бұрын

    In the military (what this must likely is) you must marry for love, as being married makes you entitled to a lot of extra benefits and they don’t want this exact thing from happening constantly. Infidelity is also illegal

  • @unfortunategamer8586
    @unfortunategamer85865 ай бұрын

    The long pause with “I love him, also” killed me 😂

  • @TheRealChigs
    @TheRealChigs15 күн бұрын

    Bro watched I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry and is running with that like it’s his life 😂

  • @Gmoo0604
    @Gmoo06044 күн бұрын

    Dude is definitely in the military 😂

  • @chefshev6495
    @chefshev64955 ай бұрын

    I need to call this guy while I'm tripping on acid please someone get me in contact with him

  • @Oscarr_Official

    @Oscarr_Official

    5 ай бұрын

    FRFR!! Im on shrooms rn and giggling the shit out of these interwviews :D

  • @KysEcstacy

    @KysEcstacy

    5 ай бұрын

    Idk if he does them anynore (havent watched him in awhile) but gecko did streams of answering calls in the past with the number there :)

  • @lilsand.

    @lilsand.

    5 ай бұрын

    the number is on his twitch channel, so is his schedule. Call when he's streaming, don't expect to get through first time, but you will get through eventually so it might be hard to time with a trip. But you know how magical shit happens while trippin balls? maybe that thing will be him picking up. If you dont get through while boat legged and fractal eyed from the acid maybe you can think of questions while in that state of mind, write them down or use the voice recorder on your phone so its easier to keep up with the pace of your thoughts, and ask them another time when you finally do get through. That way you get to have the layered/esoteric/mind-bending questions you thought about while tripping + you'll probably be (more) sober so you'll also be coherent enough to reply and expand on those thoughts/questions/etc without getting stuck in a thought loop or losing focus for a second and forgetting the entire thing you were saying to Geck or what Lyle was saying to you. Best of luck buddy, hope you have a fucking awesome trip!

  • @miguelcarunchod.1493
    @miguelcarunchod.14935 ай бұрын

    I can imagine his veteran father and grandfather, with a face of disappointment, saying "Why didn't I think of that?" XD

  • @tyyer

    @tyyer

    5 ай бұрын

    Gay marriage wasn’t recognized on a federal level until like 2015

  • @fedcab4360

    @fedcab4360

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@tyyerand I'm guessing it hasn't been recognised on a religious level yet

  • @RubyRedAllOver

    @RubyRedAllOver

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@fedcab4360It has, by the pope. But obviously not all Christians agree but Christians can't agree on anything.

  • @mysocksarewet

    @mysocksarewet

    4 ай бұрын

    @@tyyer and being gay only became *legal* in like 1960-70.

  • @fedcab4360

    @fedcab4360

    4 ай бұрын

    @@RubyRedAllOver damn that's crazy

  • @anonymous2999ad
    @anonymous2999adКүн бұрын

    Disclaimer because I just realized my boss could hear this online: "I love my husband!"

  • @wahlawigi9572
    @wahlawigi9572Ай бұрын

    every time I see this video I watch it through just to hear him say "I love my husband a lot"

  • @thetafritz9868
    @thetafritz98685 ай бұрын

    Gotta kiss the homies goodnight

  • @Oatskii
    @Oatskii5 ай бұрын

    This reminds me of that skit where they play gay chicken and nobody yields and they end up gay married and live happily ever after

  • @Blaidd7542

    @Blaidd7542

    Ай бұрын

    In their late 40s, waving goodbye their adopted child driving off to collage. “Psst bro do you think we took this a lil far?” “Don’t be silly darling.”

  • @VoodooPadre
    @VoodooPadre9 күн бұрын

    “Just two dudes getting married, that doesn’t seem very gay.”

  • @MeechTheMotionless
    @MeechTheMotionless17 күн бұрын

    Bro tried to cover up his “job” so CID won’t be on his ass 😂

  • @HazedGhost
    @HazedGhost5 ай бұрын

    Nothing more manly then two dudes who love each other

  • @Coolguy98765
    @Coolguy987654 ай бұрын

    This man is definitely in the military 😂

  • @imgoingtobehokage

    @imgoingtobehokage

    3 ай бұрын

    Bros before ho-s

  • @AaronSears369

    @AaronSears369

    3 ай бұрын

    Exactly what I was going to say lol

  • @R2D6_10

    @R2D6_10

    3 ай бұрын

    Collecting that sweet sweet BAH.

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa13 күн бұрын

    One of them sets up a double date, & the other ones like I thought we were just going to hang out 😭

  • @everybodyknowsme1620
    @everybodyknowsme16205 күн бұрын

    Fujoshi in the corner inhaling breathlessly: Yes Yessssssssss!!! Bwahahaha!!!🤧

  • @solus8685
    @solus86855 ай бұрын

    Y'know what, I never understood the concept of marriage until now. I like money. Who wants to get married?

  • @solus8685

    @solus8685

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Bruh1 aight bet

  • @pharox9711

    @pharox9711

    5 ай бұрын

    @@solus8685naw fuck that guy marry me I have a DUMPY

  • @birdman5474

    @birdman5474

    4 ай бұрын

    Solus8685 , do you take Bruh1 for your lawful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?

  • @solus8685

    @solus8685

    4 ай бұрын

    @@birdman5474 I do🤵

  • @solus8685

    @solus8685

    4 ай бұрын

    @@birdman5474 I do 🤵

  • @nickymolitoris799
    @nickymolitoris7994 ай бұрын

    I love the idea of him ending up in a long term relationship, eventually it gets so serious she starts hinting at proposal, and now he has to explain that he's married to his buddy

  • @rogerdinhelm4671

    @rogerdinhelm4671

    3 ай бұрын

    If he would, he wouldn't have to marry his buddy, he would be already married. And he won't start looking, being in an official relationship.

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