"MY BOSS PUT A CURSE ON ME" - Therapy Gecko

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I talk to a caller who's convinced they've been cursed by their employer after experiencing a string of unusual happenings. We chat about how they intend to fend off these supernatural forces after studying the occult.
Later I introduce 2 random callers to each other who both happen to have one testicle, chat with a caller who's phoned into the show as a way of battling her phone anxiety, and talk to a guy who's dealing with an old lady at his pottery class who repeatedly grabs his ass.
It's a very good episode. Listen to it while milking a cow.
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  • @jachrishalt
    @jachrishalt2 жыл бұрын

    lyle could not conceal the level of joy and professional fulfillment he felt when the two one-nutters talked to each other

  • @WendigoSings

    @WendigoSings

    2 жыл бұрын

    The stars truly aligned

  • @olsonandfriends

    @olsonandfriends

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was a piece of twitch history

  • @levelsofconcern8306

    @levelsofconcern8306

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@olsonandfriends so like when are y’all making this One Nut Club??? My friend recommended me this video cause I also only have one nut and my name is Devyn

  • @hazygallowz

    @hazygallowz

    2 жыл бұрын

    i have to know if they stayed in contact

  • @niccottone8158

    @niccottone8158

    Жыл бұрын

    Like some sort of bizarro Oprah

  • @thefriskywizard5982
    @thefriskywizard59822 жыл бұрын

    I genuinely enjoyed listening to devin and tommy bond over having one nut

  • @_itsmissing
    @_itsmissing2 жыл бұрын

    this is the second time someone's called in believing a workmate has put some kind of supernatural curse on them

  • @segua

    @segua

    2 жыл бұрын

    Because it’s common and they do it

  • @The_Google_User

    @The_Google_User

    2 жыл бұрын

    Because more people are insane/schizo than you probably think and that's a really common thing with crazy people.

  • @nateritch6203

    @nateritch6203

    2 жыл бұрын

    Can u link the other?

  • @_itsmissing

    @_itsmissing

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nateritch6203 first caller in the Benny Blanco video

  • @jesusisking7495

    @jesusisking7495

    2 жыл бұрын

    If you give these people power they will curse your whole life but if you humble yourself before god and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior then nothing on earth or hell or supernatural can harm you . They are afraid of hesus and his power

  • @edoardocasadei6745
    @edoardocasadei67452 жыл бұрын

    The One nut call got insane

  • @carstarsarstenstesenn
    @carstarsarstenstesenn2 жыл бұрын

    The monotesticle bros was the best call I've ever seen on this channel

  • @olsonandfriends
    @olsonandfriends2 жыл бұрын

    I truly feel like I was apart of twitch history (I am tommy, the guy with one nut)

  • @KINGBLCKSTARR

    @KINGBLCKSTARR

    2 жыл бұрын

    Have u talked to devon after that call?

  • @olsonandfriends

    @olsonandfriends

    2 жыл бұрын

    Someone just asked me this on Facebook lol. I don't have a way to reach out to him, hopefully he sees me somewhere on therapy geckos videos and reachs put, DEVON IF UR READING THIS, IM TOMMY

  • @KiloLord

    @KiloLord

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dude you’re hilarious I love your energy 🤣🤣

  • @olsonandfriends

    @olsonandfriends

    2 жыл бұрын

    If I get to 200 subs by my birthday my girlfriend will stop making me sleep in the backyard

  • @froggo9k218

    @froggo9k218

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dude you are so funny you sound so much fun to be around hahaha

  • @alecbaldwin9671
    @alecbaldwin96712 жыл бұрын

    This first dude is a case lmaooooo! My boss gave me a curse and I wear protective crystals. If I go upstairs in my job where the managers office is I get called to come down over the PA. Super freaky stuff. Bruhhhh

  • @ammoboxtv8560
    @ammoboxtv85602 жыл бұрын

    Gecko: are you like ok though? Guy: uhhh yeah it’s just you know Gecko: are you ...safe...? Guy: No

  • @nolan5813
    @nolan5813 Жыл бұрын

    Sheogorath directs this podcast

  • @tucker5353
    @tucker53532 жыл бұрын

    "My nipples are literally lactating with excitement right now" - One Testicle Tommy (38:50-38:55)

  • @olsonandfriends

    @olsonandfriends

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hi

  • @olsonandfriends

    @olsonandfriends

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's me! The one nut man himself

  • @jeremiahessien6329

    @jeremiahessien6329

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@olsonandfriends legend

  • @tucker5353

    @tucker5353

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@olsonandfriends yoooo, it's the man himself, fucken wicked!!!

  • @olsonandfriends

    @olsonandfriends

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm so happy to got to be apart of such a historic moment for twitch, and really just mankind tbh

  • @ElmoKnow189
    @ElmoKnow1892 жыл бұрын

    Dude the double call was hilarious hahahahaha

  • @enigmatika
    @enigmatika2 жыл бұрын

    For the person with anxiety I used to suffer from it too from public speaking. Would shake like a leaf every time I had to and it never got better until I did three things to overcome it for myself. I took an acting class to understand how to control my body and voice. When speaking I started focusing on the subject and why I was passionate about the topic and less on myself and the last thing was recognizing and being comfortable with talking about my vulnerabilities when speaking. Hope that helps someone else like me.

  • @spiros_kkg
    @spiros_kkg2 жыл бұрын

    The thing that you are looking for is at 32:33 And 40:43

  • @johnny2timesthe3rd
    @johnny2timesthe3rd2 жыл бұрын

    people can only put “curses” on you if you give them the power

  • @dbdindustries4943

    @dbdindustries4943

    2 жыл бұрын

    This ! Extremely important

  • @Giizk
    @Giizk2 жыл бұрын

    So comforting to hear other men experience their nuts shrivel up and going into their bodies. I experience this at times, and it always freaked me a little. (Like when I get really cold)

  • @WendigoSings
    @WendigoSings2 жыл бұрын

    The 2 guys talking about starting a one nut cult.. isn’t that how fight club started basically?

  • @travisdabis9805
    @travisdabis98052 жыл бұрын

    In regards to the fellow whos dealing with the sexual harassment- I would suggest either talking to one of the people who works there or next time she does it, call her out. I know you don't want to 'call her out' or or make a scene or 'have her take the fall,' but the thing is, she already made her choice. She isn't 'taking the fall,' she needs to be held accountable for her actions. What she's doing is inappropriate and unwanted. This is textbook harassment- especially if you were to disregard the genders and just look at it as what's happening between two people. Furthermore, looking at how it's impacted him and how he's contemplated not going, yikes!! She needs to stop. You're doing nothing wrong dude, she's in the wrong and it's not bad for you to make her actions apparent, because she's already made her choice.

  • @edoardocasadei6745
    @edoardocasadei67452 жыл бұрын

    Really loved the "unpack this call" thing

  • @oatniq198
    @oatniq1982 жыл бұрын

    high lvl self awareness on the "dog" commentary by my mans Lyle.

  • @Mointler
    @Mointler2 жыл бұрын

    this was magical

  • @db425.
    @db425. Жыл бұрын

    Worst dentist visit ever 😂

  • @Iteline
    @Iteline2 жыл бұрын

    Literally just found this channel and uploaded like 30 seconds ago

  • @-taylord2am-473
    @-taylord2am-473 Жыл бұрын

    I was squirming the entire time they were talking about all the shit with nuts lol

  • @BOOTLEGTOYCO
    @BOOTLEGTOYCO2 жыл бұрын

    Lyle! Please get Duncan trussell on here to geck out with you!

  • @tron09lebron56
    @tron09lebron562 жыл бұрын

    Bro I’m obsessed with these episodes

  • @dannikris3696
    @dannikris36962 жыл бұрын

    Tommy is hilarious and I want to be his friend 😂

  • @wstuff555
    @wstuff5552 жыл бұрын

    The fish tank video in the background is going in reverse sometimes. The fish swimming backwards 😂

  • @liveflower895
    @liveflower8952 жыл бұрын

    Always love the streams 🥰

  • @sikvibes8132
    @sikvibes81322 жыл бұрын

    I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile 🤣

  • @nofixeddestination5001
    @nofixeddestination50012 жыл бұрын

    "Testicle floating in the abdomen" brings up some interesting art on the Dream app.🥚🌌

  • @jakebeattie4028
    @jakebeattie40282 жыл бұрын

    WORST DENTIST VISIT EVER LMAO HES HILARIOUS

  • @olsonandfriends

    @olsonandfriends

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks lmao

  • @Hoeazzniqqer98
    @Hoeazzniqqer982 жыл бұрын

    Imfuckinaobro. The boss curse is supposed to be about honest emploees being literally used as slaves especially new ones loll

  • @danielroybal8008
    @danielroybal80082 жыл бұрын

    I hope they start a video game together and call themselves "One Nut Chumps"

  • @wizardwanderer493
    @wizardwanderer4932 жыл бұрын

    All of this testicle pain talk has my stomach hurting.

  • @The_Google_User
    @The_Google_User2 жыл бұрын

    I've met three separate people that each believed they were in fact Jesus Christ

  • @Hoeazzniqqer98

    @Hoeazzniqqer98

    2 жыл бұрын

    Im ankther one Jesus Christ himself

  • @Hoeazzniqqer98

    @Hoeazzniqqer98

    2 жыл бұрын

    Im serious to my bones

  • @sicktrickmick

    @sicktrickmick

    2 жыл бұрын

    Somehow, I've only met two... I think there has to be a percentage of people in the world who think they're Jesus Christ for some reason

  • @sicktrickmick

    @sicktrickmick

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Hoeazzniqqer98 The first one told me that they had an outer body experience after doing shrooms and that God came to them, which resulted in them thinking they were JC. The second one had some serious mental illness and had barely known them for long before they brought it up that they were JC.

  • @sicktrickmick

    @sicktrickmick

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Hoeazzniqqer98 well she's in a mental health facility, so that's not an option

  • @stevekwiatkowski959
    @stevekwiatkowski9592 жыл бұрын

    What if you only put "fun" curses on people?

  • @jesusisking7495

    @jesusisking7495

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who wants to have fun all of the time ?

  • @Lovedoobie666
    @Lovedoobie666 Жыл бұрын

    I just wanna say that the guy who’s being sexually harassed by an old woman, if the genders were reversed it would be a completely different conversation. PRESS CHARGES MAN

  • @saigakiri
    @saigakiri2 жыл бұрын

    40:55 This is most amazing and hilarious shit i've seen lately I swear, oh my god the nut bros found each other ahahahaha oh my goood XD and Lyal is sitting there holding his smile tight XDD They even have different sides missing oh no this cant be happening

  • @DarkBlueHaze
    @DarkBlueHaze2 ай бұрын

    holy shit this is the 1 nut episode lmaoo

  • @hentaimafia7045
    @hentaimafia70452 жыл бұрын

    can a Lyle and 100 gecs stream happen pls?

  • @theragingmechanic5879
    @theragingmechanic58792 жыл бұрын

    I’m here cause of ads on Spotify

  • @wesleyhills5325
    @wesleyhills5325 Жыл бұрын

    I think the curse was actually a metaphor for capitalism

  • @ksperry_
    @ksperry_2 жыл бұрын

    as a fellow one nut wonder I would join the one nut cult

  • @galgathor6817
    @galgathor68172 жыл бұрын

    this is a marked achievement

  • @syds4695
    @syds46952 жыл бұрын

    tommy is so funny

  • @curemay
    @curemay2 жыл бұрын

    1:08:44 Me after listening the last one 🤔

  • @EdCraftGaming
    @EdCraftGaming2 жыл бұрын

    🎵I'm haalf the maaan i uuse to bee 🎵

  • @lukejohnson9142
    @lukejohnson91422 жыл бұрын

    I love you

  • @manav5510
    @manav5510 Жыл бұрын

    38:07

  • @ericka7864
    @ericka78642 жыл бұрын

    I have a kitten who was born with one nut as well the other one is tucked into his abdomen 😭

  • @hamburgerhelpmee
    @hamburgerhelpmee2 жыл бұрын

    I wanna call so bad but I have people around ugh

  • @shawnr699
    @shawnr69911 ай бұрын

    All right so hear me out. I was scrolling on fb reels, I came across a clip of this section of this podcast. I said oh hey that’s funny let me try and find it. I couldn’t find it. so I said eah whatever, I’ll just pick a random video. I scrolled and scrolled and came across this title. I thought it was interesting. Well 33 minutes into this video I realized it was the exact video I was looking for.. and it It has me feeling weird.

  • @oatmanbecauseilikeoatmeal

    @oatmanbecauseilikeoatmeal

    11 ай бұрын

    Ur the main character

  • @shawnr699

    @shawnr699

    11 ай бұрын

    @@oatmanbecauseilikeoatmeal my worst nightmare.

  • @iluvbunbun12
    @iluvbunbun122 жыл бұрын

    im only here for the one nut bros

  • @albertjoshuavega4434
    @albertjoshuavega44342 жыл бұрын

    Geck, get Nigel Ng on lol

  • @RyanRad01
    @RyanRad01 Жыл бұрын

    Louisiana wizard

  • @gameraxle
    @gameraxle2 жыл бұрын

    voodoo guy's friend should show their boss the protective stone and ask him if he knows what kind it is and tell him how neat they are. act completely natural. take the initiative and see how he responds

  • @sozi6451
    @sozi64512 жыл бұрын

    what’s tommy’s youtube channel?

  • @olsonandfriends

    @olsonandfriends

    2 жыл бұрын

    Olson and friends : )

  • @olsonandfriends

    @olsonandfriends

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am tommy

  • @olsonandfriends
    @olsonandfriends2 жыл бұрын

    16k views and my version has 300 IM LITERALLY TOMMY FROM THE VIDEO

  • @ka1ta0
    @ka1ta02 жыл бұрын

    I have a crush on this Tommy guy..

  • @PJ-gq1kh
    @PJ-gq1kh Жыл бұрын

    I told my therapist about you

  • @necmettinkaplan9865
    @necmettinkaplan98652 жыл бұрын

    YOOOOOO

  • @BillyPalmerMusic
    @BillyPalmerMusic Жыл бұрын

    Surely this first call is made up lol?

  • @nervousursine4702
    @nervousursine47022 жыл бұрын

    27:05 "do no harm take no shit" -somebody on tumblr probably ☯️

  • @jordandubz1162
    @jordandubz11622 жыл бұрын

    Devon took no nut november a step too far

  • @SmokinDodi
    @SmokinDodi2 жыл бұрын

    Tommy if your here brother, I want to be for best fuckin friend bro

  • @user-wc5rm6nd6d
    @user-wc5rm6nd6d2 жыл бұрын

    Him and Joe rogan would be interesting

  • @pablodeleon527
    @pablodeleon527 Жыл бұрын

    first call is very interesting, the boss is clearly a sanatist. Curses are very real and I can garantee you that those crystsls wont help you. In fact, they attract more demons. Only the blood of Jesus will free you. What that means is humbling your heart and obey the bible. Accept Christ into your heart and He will give you his spirit, which is the holy spirit. “I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.” ‭‭Philippians‬ ‭4‬:‭13‬ ‭NKJV‬‬ “For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age, against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places.” ‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭6‬:‭12‬ ‭NKJV‬‬

  • @Tropical_sunshine
    @Tropical_sunshine Жыл бұрын

    I know I’m late lol but I work with my dad and he can do the same thing. One minute he’s next to me the next gone poof 🥲 it’s usually when I bring up expenses 🤣 but I agree with geck don’t put too much thought on it you just gonna manifest bad shit

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