"adam, get that pen cap out of your ass" can be a real metaphor y'know?

"Soo.. youre just going to wait... Until it becomes a problem?" Honestly thats insightful as hell for such a small question

5 days is a lot. if it was a tampon, he'd be dead by now. kinda worried about that guy

@carstarsarstenstesenn

2 жыл бұрын

I think tampons are dangerous because of how they collect blood. Y'know, bacteria and all that fun stuff. I think dude will be fine and eventually it'll pop out

@maxwellhesher1790

2 жыл бұрын

Woah wait what?! Sepsis I’m assuming?

@alec666

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know how true that is

@carlag9706

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxwellhesher1790 toxic shock syndrome I guess

@SemenStainsMountTops

2 жыл бұрын

​@@alec666 me neither lol

i’d really wish people who have cheating fetishes would stop comparing it to polyam. polyam is consensual, what you’re into isn’t consensual.

Man, "Pen in the ass lesson" hits right into my procrastinator heart.

@giga9849

2 жыл бұрын

yeah 😭

Lyle is very controlled and mature for how he handled that narcissistic girl and I can’t say I’d be the same😭

@forrestmiller2925

2 жыл бұрын

Seconded

@naniswatch

Жыл бұрын

Thirded

I personally liked how geck handled the caller who was cheating on her partner of two years. I don’t think he was overly harsh but honest, and probably what she needed to hear. It felt like to me at first she called maybe expecting someone to give her a pass for her behavior, and while I agree that doing shitty things doesn’t make you a “bad” person, she still needs to own up to the fact there is no excuse for choosing to be dishonest with a partner.

@cooperlooper4668

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with you on her thinking she will get a pass cause the way she said “thank you for giving me a brutal response” she had a pause there cause she wasn’t expecting that. That whole call made me kinda angry cause of what she was doing to that dude

@bananajar2830

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, I get the feeling she is going to completely ignore his advice though.

@cooperlooper4668

2 жыл бұрын

@@bananajar2830 wouldn’t be surprised lamo

@cooperlooper4668

2 жыл бұрын

And she took forever to get to the point Oml

"I'm not telling you how to live your life, but fucking stop, please"

“Emotionally entertained” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lyle was not playing games this episode 🤣

I would recommend the nightmare girl to just put her boyfriend in the fanfic and then she will sleep with him in the dreams

I've literally been with a similar person to the multiple boyfriend caller, I was the guy who didn't know and it ruined my life. I hope she left him alone.

Hadn’t watched a stream in a while and watching this one now it feels like geck is starting to actually help people and provide more valuable advice and insights. V wholesome to see.

i definitely feel that last guy i get those nostalgia attacks but instead i will disassociate so hard that i will mentally revert back to a former version of myself and will feel extremely obsessed with people i no longer have contact with and i’ll feel an obsessive need to reconnect with those people. i cant really explain the feeling until after these episodes are over but it’s like i revert back to how i would live and feel emotionally and physically 3-4 years ago. anybody else have a similar experience or explanation??

@edgelord_9430

Жыл бұрын

Yes it happens to me very often actually and I’ve never been able to explain it myself really

What color was the ink when he was done??

@user-ed8zf5zv5j

Жыл бұрын

Rainbow

Wow I can really relate to that last nostalgic guy. As someone who struggled with drug addiction for 6+ years I constantly look back at times of my life that I consider the good days and miss them big time. Certain people, houses I live that, cities I lived in, places I would hang out and things I would do especially when I see old Snapchat memories it just takes me right back to those moments And I try finding the songs that I used to listen to in those eras and really try to bask in remembering those times where I feel as if I felt happy. Not to say that I’m looking back at being high and missing that, I’ve gotten over that for the most part but more so the connections and things I did and risks I took (the good ones) i’ll make me mess even just who I was and who I felt like as a person during those times. Whereas now I feel like I’ve damaged my brain and my personal progression in life by taking those years to be addicted to using drugs where is I’m so different now and constantly still trying to get back to a version of me that I’m happy with and content with but it feels like that potential version of me so far mixed up and lost in between all of those years of abuse and self neglect. I’ve made tons of progress I’m about 15 months clean and sober but I know there’s still tons of work to do. I have little to no motivation to do anything I don’t consider I actually have to do and take lots of shortcuts I’m very lazy lately and I hate it but it’s like I can’t get myself to push through it and get myself moving. It’s a constant battle and definitely worth entertaining rather than giving up and using drugs to cope but goddamn is life ever hard sometimes, just figuring out the whole balance of friends work diet enjoyment all that shit it’s all way harder than I ever imagined it would be when I was young and just loving life which is why I constantly want to mentally go back to those days where I was so thrilled and excited by life and all of the different things that I could learn and get into and try where is now I just feel like I want to do the bare minimum and only do things that I absolutely have to do and it’s really really crushing my soul so I know I have to keep working on this but that shit really fucking hit me and I could relate to it so I just wanted to share this if anyone is reading this and struggling with mental health and or addiction I just want to wish you well and give you my thoughts and prayers and let you know that you can do this I did it so you can too, I believe in you and it’s definitely worth it it’s a fight worth fighting lots of love from Canada

@conancat

2 жыл бұрын

Hey I've read what you wrote here and I can relate, I too have been struggling with drug addiction for the past few years and I'm 2 months in on being sober. I too feel like I don't have motivation to do anything... I've been seeing different psychiatrists over the past couple of years and it's only with the last psychiatrist I saw that prescribed me medication that helps with my addiction, depression and anxiety. I can't say that I'm super motivated to things now but I can say that now I feel that I am able to feel happiness and feel excited about things again. I don't know if I'm reading too much into your words but you talking about the lack of motivation does sound like depression to me. Have you considered seeking help with that? You're not alone my friend, cheers from Malaysia!

I can’t believe that girl tried to justify cheating as polygamy 🤣🤣🤣 typical

Really loved what the last caller had to say, related to a lot of the feelings he expressed

"Baby I want you to role play as Cole Hersch tonight." "Um... Ok.... uh... *Puts on thick trimmed glasses* Here take this dollar.... No really we have to pay you for it"

This woman cheated on her boyfriend for 2 years and tried to call it polygamy 😂🗑🗑🗑🗑

@xiii_centuries

2 жыл бұрын

for real. what a headache to listen lol

@rainyboy3040

2 жыл бұрын

Props to Lyle. He’s a stronger man than I am! Looked like he was struggling with this one though.

@xiii_centuries

2 жыл бұрын

@@rainyboy3040 aside from all the fuckery... he gives out really great advice

@robotrock909

2 жыл бұрын

Also the "really stressed out at turning 27" like oh you can't be on your parents health insurance anymore and now you might have to pay rent too 💀

@fightfan9739

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t want this lady to think she’s known me for a long time 💯💀💀💀 She’s a real narcissist, she seemed to want reaffirmation from geck but was deflated when geck basically laid it out that she’s bad

It's on how so many people call into the show and say I'm in a polyamorous relationship and I'm having relationship problems. What is nobody self-aware enough to say hey maybe it's the polyamorous thing that nobody else is doing that is the cause of my problems. This lady is especially interesting and she says do what you want to do as long as it doesn't negatively affect people, meanwhile she's complaining about how the person she's living with is being negatively affected by her own actions.

@LulutheJester

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if BOTH people are aware in the poly relationships that might be part of the problem lol

@cooperlooper4668

2 жыл бұрын

The irony of her 💀

That's why i just use crayons

@guaju

2 жыл бұрын

Sharpened or dull? Don't get cheap ones because they are real brittle 😆

he needs to go to a damn hospital

I really hope dude is calling geck from the hospital whilst getting the cap removed.

foist (i’m from new orleans)

No one has said this in the comment but Molly seemed like such a great person and her relationship w her bf seemed really healthy, I hope they were able to work out some solutions for the dreams and communication!!!

@molly7931

10 ай бұрын

Thank you :) and we did! I was so worried I came across as a bad partner during the call, but I’m happy to hear our love for each other emulated enough that the audience could tell how much I love him

@Stanheights

9 ай бұрын

@@molly7931 Aww, no problem at all!!! I’m glad to hear it’s going well! This is the kind of stuff I love this show for, you really get to understand little glimpses of humanity in people who’s lives are completely separate from yours and it’s really lovely. Sending support thru the screen from Newfoundland! :-)

Some people will do anything but go to a therapy. I think if you think you have some behaviors or patterns because of your bad past experiences (in this case, thinking you didn’t get enough love/attention when you were younger), you should absolutely go to a therapy. I know that sometimes it’s hard because time or money, but past traumas has a extreme potential to ruin you or people around you.

What type of pen and how does he know he didn't poop it out already?!

the therapist who writes supernatural fanfiction 🤣

E M O T I O N A L L Y E N T E R T A I N E D

The last guy seems like some shit I would experience personally when I’m doing mushrooms LOL

Why would you put in the side with the cap? 😭 What did you think would happennn

It may have merged into the intestines or he's pushing it further back 🤔

Is this on Spotify? Cant find it

"ADAM IT SAYS HERE YOU HAVE A PEN CAP STUCK IN YOUR ASS" ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

Bruh…. Talk about a pen pal 🤮

@jeffhooper3447

Жыл бұрын

Don't shoot!😂

“I call it dating”

Literally saved Adam's ass.

Feel like this is a huge metaphor for climate change...

Many ppl r in a polygamy relationship thy jst dnt knw it yet :(

For one let will speak for himself, her saying he's awkward on the phone when she sounds way more crazy than him just saying ❤

Multiple boyfriends girl needs help man, real help.

I wonder how u get on the phone with him

@ShubertReads

2 жыл бұрын

I think by calling

What time does this show take place?

@ShubertReads

2 жыл бұрын

0:00

@JesusChrist-dv2zu

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShubertReads he meant what time is it streamed and what day of the week

@JesusChrist-dv2zu

2 жыл бұрын

i do not know this info so i hope someone else does

@ShubertReads

2 жыл бұрын

@@JesusChrist-dv2zu Monday, Wednesday & Friday 9pm Eastern I believe

@tyjoy6111

2 жыл бұрын

@Shubert Reads every monday wednsday and friday 9pm eastern, live on twitch.tv

will leave trust me

Polygamous = Narcissist 😂

He didn't shit for 5 days?!

I think he handled the krista girl greatly. Sometimes people just need to be told bluntly “youre literally fucking someone else over what are you doing?” Yknow like literally leave him alone, dont drag him along for the ride while you figure it out. That then shoes that youre not ready for a loyal relationship. Im not sure why women do this shit. Like they cant comprehend being honest and leaving the person because it would hurt them too much or something so they just keep doing something that directly stabs them in the back and shows you have no respect for him or his life. Its like cmon now what are you really achieving here? All youre doing is hurting someone and prolonging/escalating how hard the blow will be when it does eventually inevitably come out in the open. The longer she waits the shittier it will be. Like u know the truth krista, be real with yourself here. U know what to do. Dont make excuses and justify your behaviour by other shitty reasons. Rip the bandaid off and get it over with.

@Kaetoh

2 жыл бұрын

She definitely had the vibe afterwards of like “shit i guess i didnt really realize how shitty im being” NO reason to drag some dude along for 2 years. Thats straight up some shitty human stuff to do. You gotta go figure that shit out before you get into a relationship w someone and secretly give them all this extra shit they never knew they were getting into. Females if this society regularly grind my gears lol 😡

I would not have gone doctors u just need a good friend w long fingers trust me ;)

I'm not judging, but a pen? Freeze a banana and put it in a condom, or something.

@giga9849

2 жыл бұрын

pens are good

@Lewie_G

2 жыл бұрын

@@giga9849for me, the only thing a pen would be good for is fishing out a pen cap. And writing to pen pals. The girth just isn't there. But whatever floats your boat, man.

@giga9849

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lewie_G dont get me wrong id never use pens something with girth is better but you can still reach certain spots with a pen

@Cyanlark

2 жыл бұрын

Also why the cap end holy shit, the other side is smooth lol

@Lewie_G

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cyanlark exactly!! And you can hold onto the cap that way.......I have questions

Primeiro(Im from Brazil)

uwu

Prvi ( im from the balkans)

I am pretty good how are you? 😅🤣

Krista caught a stray. Geck who hurt you? I feel like the solution he came up with is what she started with: that they had to break up. The reason it stayed hidden is the norm reaction that says it’s not ok. Going off on her here doesn’t feel like the right response

@klayman2

2 жыл бұрын

i mean, he's not a real therapist, it's a dude responding as a normal person and being straight forward response wise. He's not wrong, its been 2 years, she doesn't actually like him because if she did she would have told him at the start, it's leading people on and cheating depending on who you ask i guess since he didn't agree to be part of a square of dating.

@Mika-gu7om

2 жыл бұрын

@@klayman2 I agree with you on everything besides that she didn’t love him. I personally only date one person at a time but I know people who aren’t satisfied by that. It was fucked up of her not to tell him but also when she tired to it sounds like she wasn’t taken seriously. Only thing to do is end the relationship

@henryohse1

2 жыл бұрын

I mean she is in the wrong? She is lying to him and in doing such is cheating on him because he does not know. The reason may be because the norm is that it isnt okay but that doesnt change the fact that lying and cheating is not ok either. If he isnt open to the idea she shouldnt be with him in the first place. She has been with him for 2 and a half years and has been lying to his face the whole time, after he clearly expressed that it wasnt something he was okay with. She deserved to be gone off on, she is being a major asshole. Also 'go off' are you kidding? He tells her the life she chooses is her right and is okay, but involving others and lying to them is not. Really no defense for it.

@izaacbabowal7823

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah maybe he was a lil harsh in his tone but she has been cheating on a guy for over two years so like..

@ItsKaramelloh

2 жыл бұрын

He wasnt harsh but he was firm and she needed to hear it. Shes not a good person, her behavior is unacceptable, and needs a real therapist.

you NEED a different link man WHY would you make it "THERAPYGECKO" you gotta see the problem man

@rei9271

Жыл бұрын

lmfao fr ive been trying to figure out how to stop reading it THAT way