“You thought that you were ordering legal drugs off the dark web?”

He is worried that without guardrails his life might get outta control again. Also spending a third of your life in the system for a nonviolent crime is in itself criminal.

@housevollmer9106

Жыл бұрын

Just for selling “good drugs”... more of a shaman really!!

I've been watching the Geck for about a year or so, and I feel like the last month has been bangin in terms of really cool and genuine conversations. Love seeing you and this show flourish Lyle!

I've been debating calling in to chat with Lyle about my agoraphobia (Irrational fear of open spaces, leaving familiar spaces, and or fear of fear etc.) in my case I've been better and I've been able to go to places in my town. But man. there's been times where I couldn't even be in my front yard without freaking out. the first guys story was relatable to an extent. maybe ill pucker up the courage one day.

@TheDeDuos

Жыл бұрын

sounds like it would be a very interesting call

@714ever8

Жыл бұрын

yeah give it a go for sure we'd love to here it sounds super interesting

@bigwhore1237

Жыл бұрын

call innn

@gsquad599

Жыл бұрын

Call

@anbudamodaran4162

Жыл бұрын

Yes please call in, I would love to hear about it since I do experience that sort of thing on a much smaller level

this was one of my favorite episodes. not so much about the kid talking about time being fake but everything else was good. the house arrest story, the lady’s pregnancy. even the puppet thing was a good comedic part.

Wants to stay anonymous but his dogs name is snoopy and has been on probation for 8 years, got a feeling if someone watching this knows him that'll narrow it down lol

@mrsneaky100

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he wants to be anonymous to the thousands listening not to people he knows

My mom managed multiple classes, a 4.0+ GPA and household chores - not to mention taking care of my brother and I. Girl, you can do *anything* you set your mind to.

@gsquad599

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@pokepreet1

10 ай бұрын

Was she in school or a teacher 😭??

This is a perfect show to wake and bake to. Blessings! 🌅🙏💨

@beaubunny4

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, salud friend ☕️💨🍃

@unknowntosociety01

Жыл бұрын

Real talk

@thebugbouncer

Жыл бұрын

@@big.muscles.ohyeah cheers! ⛽💨

@thebugbouncer

Жыл бұрын

@@beaubunny4 Salute and Salud!

@thebugbouncer

Жыл бұрын

@@unknowntosociety01 🙏💨

Only one I real feel bad for is the kid who was getting bullied. I know what that be like. As for the others, I don't really have a place to talk about them but that puppet kid on some thin ice type of shit. You would never NEVER catch me with no man, skinny, fit or fat chasing my ass each day with a PUPPET especially no damn turtle. Call me splinter cause I'll teach yo ass a lesson fr.

@christianflores5421

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I feel the first dude , gf got off probation today and that in itself was a weird anxiety and relief, I still got a year or so , PO sucks big ass

God the guy at 39:50 might be my least favorite caller ever. I was instantly annoyed and it just kept getting worse lol. At least his wife sounded nice lol

@Airvice

Жыл бұрын

Totally

@ajp8025

Жыл бұрын

Idk how Lyle had the patience with this guy.

@TheJizzler420

Жыл бұрын

I left a dislike on this comment till he started talking about the turtle puppet

@christianflores5421

Жыл бұрын

I was fucking stoned 🤣

@andrewedgeworth

Жыл бұрын

@@christianflores5421 yeah sure you were kiddie lmao you were trash dont call again

lady doesn't need to have a baby right now just because she's always wanted one; it makes me sad, she must feel a lot of guilt about maybe not feeling ready despite wanting a child.

@gsquad599

Жыл бұрын

If she's well rounded that baby will upgrade her. Having a baby automatically gives you more stride and ambition. If I didn't have my son Young im almost positive I'd be dead or Jail. sometimes you ain't ready for what's to come..... but...what comes makes you become ready and forces you to upgrade Love life , stay happy, make money , smoke weeeeeeds

Hey!! listener from Alaska lol, was listening on Spotify but had to comment here

Good episode, i think the geck has some good advice

42:46 Funniest reply to that question XD

@andrewedgeworth

Жыл бұрын

i swear this caller is not all there in the head and probably shouldnt be married

@naomicreed

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewedgeworth This boy sound awfully skinny to be harassing a woman with no dumb puppet. I'd leave him fr. I don't play and neither should home girl

@XxThuggyTxX

Жыл бұрын

@@naomicreed ding ding ding, we have a winner! You should be a Profiler for the FBI! 😂😂

therapy geckos on the line

Wonderful way to kickstart the morning , thank you Lyle

@Young_buck2423

Жыл бұрын

He's a goat

I enjoyed this episode very much

I would love you to answer some UK calls. Big ups the geck! X

@andrewedgeworth

Жыл бұрын

uk rep less gooooo

That turtle guy called tried to rip off your show with his own. It was so bad he was begging for callers, and had his wife call in, and even then it was still dumb lmao

I was really high earlier and I clicked pn a frog video because I thought it was you and it took me a while to realise my mistake now I'm here after finishing the frog video because it was interesting

"what is it about christian that made you want to get married to him" 🤣🤣👌

@andrewedgeworth

Жыл бұрын

hmmm manipulation probably

@XxThuggyTxX

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewedgeworth you’re not wrong

@liger4414

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewedgeworth you're not wrong

@KrispyDreem

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewedgeworth you're not wrong

Lyle come to anchorage!

I think it's pretty selfish of his wife for not getting rid of or relocating the weed and alcohol until her husband is off probation.

@caylenclouds14

Жыл бұрын

Ok i instantly felt the same way. Revealed to see this comment honestly. That was just kinda upsetting to hear that he genuinely does have to worry about that. At the very least she could store it all somewhere else in this very short amount of time he has left on probation. Give the guy a little piece of mind🙄

I'm from Alaska!!! Come heeerreeee

I'm in Alaska and I'm near Anchorage

Alaska tap in!!!!

Why are real trained therapists so crap at their job? I've never had any therapist be so respectful and helpful.

@FD404OG

Жыл бұрын

They don't know how to continue a conversation I think

If you come to Alaska I will come see youQ

this is a great episode with interesting problems and it makes me want to call in about my complex problems like these peoples

@Airvice

Жыл бұрын

Bush

@rainfalledits

Жыл бұрын

Complex or first world problems? Big difference lol

@skylerdickson2939

Жыл бұрын

@@rainfalledits No pain is qualified by the greater suffering. Everyones experience is real.

@skylerdickson2939

Жыл бұрын

@@Airvice buh-bush! Bushings for everyone! You found me

@rainfalledits

Жыл бұрын

@@skylerdickson2939 😂😂😂😂😂

What's with the subtle Ed Edd n Eddy music?

@bradbutler7911

Жыл бұрын

That’s called a saxophone young one

"what if he cheated on you, but used the puppet, and said the puppet was the one cheating and not him?" Lyle asking the questions we're all thinking 🤣

@andrewedgeworth

Жыл бұрын

i bet this boy has cheated before, can almost guarantee it the way he sounds.

@KrispyDreem

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewedgeworth Andrew on a roll

@liger4414

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewedgeworth you're not wrong

"Anyone can do a 9 - 5" - False, some of us would literally rather die.

How the hell was he not allowed to drink?

@gsquad599

Жыл бұрын

Idk about Alaska but in texas you can't drink or even go to a restaurant that sells alcohol on probation

Third or first