CHILDREN OF THE GECK - Therapy Gecko

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A caller discovers a Facebook group of 70+ biological siblings that all came from the same sperm donor as her. Now she is faced with whether or not to pursue a relationship with them.
Afterwards a caller tells me about how his boredom has compelled him to enact his impulsive desires, a caller is conflicted by romantic feelings he has for his soon to be roommate, and a man shares his final thoughts with me as he arrives at the location of a cult he is joining.
Today may or may not be a nice day outside depending on when you are reading this.
I am a gecko.
TIMECODES-
0:00 - Intro
0:18 - 70+ biological siblings
12:24 - Boredom compels impulsive desires
25:41 - Romantic feelings for soon to be roommate
39:06 - Joining a cult while on the phone
54:16 - How to call the gecko
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Пікірлер: 76

  • @kellyordonez9630
    @kellyordonez9630 Жыл бұрын

    I was the first caller!!! Thanks for having me on the show! Next time you’re in Guatemala you better eat some actual authentic food not McDonald’s 😂

  • @NubaHuba
    @NubaHuba Жыл бұрын

    Im a sperm donor and if I accidental get a facebook cult I am 100% taking advantage of that

  • @kellyordonez9630

    @kellyordonez9630

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahahah good thing they don’t allow you to donate as much now as they used to!

  • @BlueScreenCorp

    @BlueScreenCorp

    Жыл бұрын

    no one accidentally donates 700+ times

  • @iampoppyseeds
    @iampoppyseeds Жыл бұрын

    I'm sad the gecks yt viewership is at such a flux. He deserves way way WAY more views!

  • @magicbearhouse

    @magicbearhouse

    Жыл бұрын

    yt ppl?

  • @iampoppyseeds

    @iampoppyseeds

    Жыл бұрын

    @@magicbearhouse youtube people?

  • @iampoppyseeds

    @iampoppyseeds

    Жыл бұрын

    @@magicbearhouse hmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔

  • @hyporealism
    @hyporealism Жыл бұрын

    So one time my dad went down to the city to try to score some spicy ricotta meatballs and that was the last time I ever saw him.

  • @jinkiGG

    @jinkiGG

    Жыл бұрын

    spicy ricotta meatballs

  • @bloobityploopity9059

    @bloobityploopity9059

    Жыл бұрын

    spicy ricotta meatballs

  • @franktothemax

    @franktothemax

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s terribly sad that he never found them and he’s still looking

  • @Auynix

    @Auynix

    Жыл бұрын

    My dad went to the city to deliver some spicy ricotta meatballs and that was the last time I ever saw him too.

  • @holdonasecondamigo599
    @holdonasecondamigo599 Жыл бұрын

    We've officially found Lyles shadow. The fact that he eats McDonald's in fucking Guatamala says it all 🤦 we still love you brother. My shadow is abusing ketamine lol so hey no judgement.

  • @MJ-5k
    @MJ-5k Жыл бұрын

    This conversation would have been a little more chill with a giant beanbag of contemplation and perhaps a waterfall prop 🙏

  • @beaubunny4
    @beaubunny4 Жыл бұрын

    14:33 yes Britney was released from her conservator ship and is thriving with her new husband 🎉

  • @imerriweather1
    @imerriweather1 Жыл бұрын

    I dont know how he remains so calm and collective. I can hear concern in his voice but at the same time he wants to laugh. Like he knows its a B.S. call but doesnt want write the guy off, just in case he's telling the truth. And the caller..he wants to laugh so bad but, is clearing his throat to hold it together. The tension is so great!!! I love it! I think you should just a degree in psychology. IJS

  • @johnloopz3658
    @johnloopz3658 Жыл бұрын

    recently found your show and can't get enough thanks gek

  • @kellynolastname1
    @kellynolastname1 Жыл бұрын

    You have the best callers! unique and interesting

  • @nnatorius
    @nnatorius Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy truly is built different

  • @Michael-jq5pf
    @Michael-jq5pf Жыл бұрын

    My two half sisters are in that same sperm donor 23-and-me ordeal. It is probably the same exact Facebook group honestly, roughly the same number of siblings at least. It’s a whole thing, my oldest sister has gone on trips with some of the siblings and “reunions” and the like. Editing to say I think it’s a different bunch of siblings, because I sure haven’t heard anything about the donor being in the damn Facebook group. Yikes

  • @liloreoinya
    @liloreoinya Жыл бұрын

    The first caller sounds like that Netflix show till homegeck said the donor was in the group. 😂

  • @Flamingo-ty9zm
    @Flamingo-ty9zm Жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard when he asked if Britney Spears was doing ok. No, no she’s not.

  • @oof5196
    @oof5196 Жыл бұрын

    Living for the harm reduction approach for the second caller

  • @nejdetorhun5531
    @nejdetorhun5531 Жыл бұрын

    I love the second guy, I hope he finds his way

  • @njr2593
    @njr2593 Жыл бұрын

    why tf dident he just shave his head lol

  • @nz7166
    @nz7166 Жыл бұрын

    love u geck

  • @oopsvgc8899
    @oopsvgc8899 Жыл бұрын

    Second call really hit home I used to go dumpster kicking all the time and bake out paper Gators I still don't understand why 😬

  • @jrhntr
    @jrhntr Жыл бұрын

    Homie definitely joined the Twelve Tribes. I live a few miles from the spot twelve tribes started 😬

  • @kristenveit5517
    @kristenveit5517 Жыл бұрын

    The McDonald’s in Guatemala looks amazing!

  • @SeriousSimon
    @SeriousSimon Жыл бұрын

    Would really like to hear a follow up call on all these callers in a year or two.

  • @bryarrose7133
    @bryarrose7133 Жыл бұрын

    The second dude should look into firefighting! All of my fire fighter friends are adrenaline junkies who wanted to do good… the whole job is jumping into dangerous situations.

  • @xDentDeLionx
    @xDentDeLionx Жыл бұрын

    To the first caller, I’m adopted and found my birth family through ancestry. I think you’ll be surprised at how much you have in common with these half siblings. I know you already have siblings, but what could having more hurt? I love meeting bio family I’ve never met before and I’d be so stoked if they all wanted to hang out. I think that’s awesome! The more love the better! I don’t think any of that is weird, some people really want that bio connection and it’s important. My bio half brother wants nothing to do with me (he was adopted at birth too) and that has really hurt my feelings. I’m not a weirdo or anything, I just want to connect to my bio family. So just something to think about. It’s messed up your mom won’t tell your dad though, that’s a bad secret to keep from your husband.

  • @jacobemery5273

    @jacobemery5273

    Жыл бұрын

    It was actually mildly infuriating to listen to her complain about people wanting to be in her life.

  • @kellyordonez9630

    @kellyordonez9630

    Жыл бұрын

    Hi that was me. It may feel frustrating to you but imagine being 23 and basically finding out your life is a lie. Growing up I was always told I look like my dad. I always thought I was a certain ethnicity. I always thought I got my personality from my dad. Then suddenly one day a bunch of random people are all of a sudden your family. It’s hard especially being from divorced parents and being forced to have step siblings who don’t really like you. It almost feels like living through that trauma again. I know one day I’ll probably meet them. But it’s a huge change in my life. Even going to the doctor I had to change medical records. When they ask questions like if someone in your family has cancer or diabetes etc. I had to change all those answers because I was answering about the dad that raised me not the man who’s sperm was used. Its also hard for me to let people in as I have some issues with abandonment so that’s probably where my hesitation comes from. Thank you for the advice! Oh and my parents are divorced so it’s her ex-husband lol

  • @amayaemmons8668

    @amayaemmons8668

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kellyordonez9630 i need to know if your family is the one in the “Out Father” documentary on Netflix 😳

  • @kellyordonez9630

    @kellyordonez9630

    Жыл бұрын

    @@amayaemmons8668 hahahaha no definitely not! It’s quite common to use a sperm donor. Especially back in the 90s when the technology for infertility wasn’t as advanced. My parents chose the donor and that’s who my biological father is. The our father documentary was the doctor using his own sperm!

  • @blackpsychedelic

    @blackpsychedelic

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kellyordonez9630 I just found one of my brothers through the same method. He’s struggling with it also. It’s ok to not be ok with new and shocking circumstances. Your life deconstructs in an instant and then takes a longer amount of time to rebuild. It’s a whole disturbing process. Good luck with it!

  • @aurabless7552
    @aurabless7552Ай бұрын

    for the donor690 call, it seems like the mom is hiding the fact that the kids arent his unless since she said the step dad would get mad if the kids knew he wasn't their real dad. Something is up with that lol

  • @Ttyeueywtwyjehbddiis
    @Ttyeueywtwyjehbddiis Жыл бұрын

    lets go!

  • @Pixilatedgirl
    @Pixilatedgirl Жыл бұрын

    He could do skydiving, bmx, skateboarding etc.

  • @bigwhore1237
    @bigwhore1237 Жыл бұрын

    how come the geck isnt streaming on twitch?!?

  • @MJ-5k

    @MJ-5k

    Жыл бұрын

    He's travelling across America on foot rn 🙏

  • @brittv420
    @brittv420 Жыл бұрын

    the guy who has feelings for his friend should just ask if they want to try an open relationship lol. i mean idk how the girlfriend would feel but it’s an idea

  • @ZeroAfterDeath
    @ZeroAfterDeath Жыл бұрын

    Britney shaved her head because everyone around her was always commanding her appearance and she got fed up with not having bodily autonomy. Then the public and her managers painted her as crazy for being an intentionally bald woman, and took away all of her autonomy.

  • @alicatdotcom
    @alicatdotcom Жыл бұрын

    Geck went to Guatemala and ate McDonalds? Really diving deep in the culture. :P

  • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
    @goatpepperherbaltea7895 Жыл бұрын

    When will you have 100 gecs on they got an album coming out soon I hope you have em on to promote

  • @JT-of6of

    @JT-of6of

    Жыл бұрын

    Trash music

  • @ThaOx24
    @ThaOx244 ай бұрын

    14:00 I'm bald...why would you ever choose this smh

  • @emilu8214
    @emilu8214 Жыл бұрын

    Where do you get these backgrounds? The one was my elementary school

  • @imerriweather1
    @imerriweather1 Жыл бұрын

    WOW! that was pretty heavy. I dont think he should have his first male-male relationship with his best friend. Maybe he just loves the guy but might not really be into men. I'd say...dont move in, explore p3n15, let him break up with his girlfriend and THEN if he decides he enjoys p3n15 explore a relationship with him. This could end beautifully or could be a total train wreck and ruin a relationship. The biggest con is the guy already has a girlfriend. And he could be torturing himself watching their relationship. Right?

  • @BlueScreenCorp
    @BlueScreenCorp Жыл бұрын

    I am pretty sure that someone making 700 donations+ is grounds for a lawsuit. It feels like you have to be a freak to donate your stuff, and it seems like this happens a little too often...

  • @vankobishh
    @vankobishh Жыл бұрын

    interview 100 gecs please

  • @DW-bk5nb
    @DW-bk5nb Жыл бұрын

    I can’t explain why but the video thumbnail is sooo unsettling to me. Some uncanny valley shit

  • @Zeebo_Rowte
    @Zeebo_Rowte6 ай бұрын

    lyle 4 ever

  • @bizzy559
    @bizzy559 Жыл бұрын

    isn't there a Netflix movie on this or was that a different guy with doing the same thing?

  • @mrhootyhoo
    @mrhootyhoo Жыл бұрын

    I'd like to get an update on Jimmy

  • @audreyschenk_
    @audreyschenk_ Жыл бұрын

    britney spears did not turn out okay, the papz broke her. but like shes "okay" yaknow like shes got money and a family and im sure shes happy but shes missing something, bless her heart

  • @BitterSweetAerith
    @BitterSweetAerith Жыл бұрын

    Your therapist can only do so much. She’s giving you ideas but it’s up to *you* to decide what that right thing is. She can’t puppeteer you into doing the thing that would help you. To a degree you have to take matters into your own hands.

  • @iliketurtles8918
    @iliketurtles8918 Жыл бұрын

    Yeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  • @Aaa-fy3ls
    @Aaa-fy3ls Жыл бұрын

    Hiiii gecky:3

  • @Aaa-fy3ls

    @Aaa-fy3ls

    Жыл бұрын

    I, too, feel like an empty vessel after a good pee.

  • @harkenbroted5651

    @harkenbroted5651

    Жыл бұрын

    There’s nothing like an empty chamber!

  • @gatorbouiiiiii
    @gatorbouiiiiii Жыл бұрын

    Why would the dude not just shave his head lmfao why did he have to use chemicals

  • @skinnyrogers...
    @skinnyrogers... Жыл бұрын

    👀

  • @Twirlingbarbie
    @Twirlingbarbie Жыл бұрын

    It's not weird people use sperm donors but it's weird AF the dad doesn't know

  • @kellyordonez9630

    @kellyordonez9630

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahahah that was me on the call! My dad does know they used a sperm donor. He doesn’t know that we (the children - me and my sister) know about the sperm donor being used

  • @pleasedontdestroythiseither
    @pleasedontdestroythiseither Жыл бұрын

    26

  • @massterbeef
    @massterbeef Жыл бұрын

    4th

  • @juliannasolis9019
    @juliannasolis9019 Жыл бұрын

    buy a metal detecter recycle you tube channel

  • @juliannasolis9019
    @juliannasolis9019 Жыл бұрын

    go to school

  • @juliannasolis9019
    @juliannasolis9019 Жыл бұрын

    go camping

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