Being a Gecko at the Washington Monument
Комедия
I went to Washington DC to attempt to become the first lizard president. And also talk to people.
Those people include a couple who met at Girl Scout camp, a guy who owns a robotics company, a military tank operator, a farmer from Georgia, a group of students on a bike ride, a person who surprisingly loves their job at Amazon, an optimistic father, and person who deals with flashers at an amusement park.
TIMECODES-
0:00 - Intro
0:17 - Greetings from DC!
0:49 - Girl Scout Camp A
05:21 - Girl Scout Camp B
12:10 - Robotics Company
20:08 - Military Tank Operator
27:52 - Farmer From Georgia
36:12 - Students Biking
40:52 - Loves Working At Amazon
47:08 - Optimistic Father
54:54 - Flashers at an Amusement Park
01:02:27 - Thanks For Watching
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Pulling conversation out of shy people that want to talk is so much harder than it seems. Huge props chief.
Wouldn’t be the first lizard president
@yungpunklee
Жыл бұрын
glad this is the top comment 😹
@carstarsarstenstesenn
Жыл бұрын
or the last
@nell5815
Жыл бұрын
But the first gecko for sure
@mrbard1
Жыл бұрын
Rise up lizard rulers!
@yeehaw4403
Жыл бұрын
ayyy
Lyle your voice and ability to lead open conversation has improved ten fold since I started listening. I remember hearing your first live show on spotify and thinking - " this guy could totally do this. He's going to blow up". Can't wait to see you live your life dude. Cheers.
Lyle, to answer your human vs animal medical school concern. My step father was a doctor, and growing up he always told me that he originally went to school to be a veterinarian, but since it was so hard he switched to being a doctor. Veterinarian school is notoriously difficult, not only due to studying interspecies medicine (cats vs dogs vs birds), but also the fact that there’s still a great amount of intraspecies variation (dogs of different breeds and sizes, etc). This is why many vets specialize in certain animals, and why certain types of vets are hard to come by depending where you live. Also why there’s such limited data on veterinary medicine and why medical treatments are such a gamble for animals
The Amazon guy is like a real life towelie.
The French robotics guy 🥺 so sweet
@bug3861
Жыл бұрын
I hope he gets a break in life n has an easier time 🥺
Жыл бұрын
He's Swiss
@DatTrashCat
Жыл бұрын
@ actually you both are right so dont try to prove the others wrong, i took french and he speaks a dialect from western switzerland which is french so you both are right 😊
@Blorp_
Жыл бұрын
@@DatTrashCat which would make him Swiss
The amazon guy having no remorse for the working conditions of any warehouse workers/ drivers 😂😂😂😂 how the fuck did that dude get a corporate position anyway
@bug3861
Жыл бұрын
@@MrTytyjohn64 that's the traits they reward for sure.
@iDraxxi
Жыл бұрын
Yea that interview was kinda yucky when i was listening at work. He didn't address the difference in a warehouse job and his at all, just called them lazy it feels like.. Typical management
@TheStarguy007
Жыл бұрын
@@iDraxxi Yucky is the correct word
@MaySpitfire
Жыл бұрын
yo id be pissed if my boss was a member of the loli pop guild
I love all of these people. Of course we see a very friendly side cause, well, camera, weird gecko... but honestly its crazy how uniquely charming each random ass person can be in their own special way. Been watching the geck for a long long time but it never gets old. This weird silly little youtube channel kind of re-inspires my hope in humanity. Love ya lyle. Keep it up. (and also the crew behind the scenes, you guys keep it up too :D)
Geck is like can you bring the mic right up to your face. Guy precedes to hold it down away from his mouth. Mic etiquette is definitely something that you have to learn. It does not come naturally.
The lesbian oklahoman’s answers were so hilarious
You deserve more viewers Geck. I really appreciate your content and that’s an understatement ❤
Solar panel guy is a swinger for sure. He probably would be more trusting if he wasn't doing as much coke.
@NittyGritty420
Жыл бұрын
Got swinger energy from him as well.
@SweatervestQuartet
Жыл бұрын
@@NittyGritty420 for surrrrrreeeeeee
watching the british girl struggle with her brainwashing is cracking me up XD XD
I can't wait for the Geico gecko to pass away and Lyle to become the Geico mascot.
I love these episodes so much
Hope you come to DFW area soon. I would love to set and talk with you.
As a former welder, pick any other trade besides roofing, drywalling, insulating and welding. The first three because they destroy the body and avoid welding because there ain’t no money in it anymore sadly.
@reagan4417
Жыл бұрын
What about electrician?
@rez9993
Жыл бұрын
@@reagan4417 great choice, lots of room for OT but it not being mandatory for most companies. Good pay scale, and high demand, schooling is a little longer but worth it since you’ll be able to do your own repairs at home which next to plumbing is the most expensive repairs. I’m in plumbing and it’s roughly the same but maybe a 5-10 dollar less difference but I love it so not complaining ! Sad part of welding is they’d rather hire convicts, have you train them to be your replacement, the company I worked for wouldn’t keep their pay scale promise, and my buddy who worked at three different shops now had the same issues, if you complain they fire you or write you up and try to get you to quit. He’s in HVAC now and is much happier !
just love it
The bike kids was so wholesome & the real dc 🥹
The dragster rollercoaster made me cry when I was 13 😭
Love you Lyle!! 🖤🦎
The robotics guy seemed like a really good leader, he had incredibly sound values
Nobody may be peeing in bottles in the warehouses anymore but just ask a driver how they find a bathroom drinking gallons of water a day driving for 10 hours with basically no breaks…
@jeanfigueroa6235
3 ай бұрын
That's a lot of water
Go, go, Geck!
Binging these, I hope one day I have the opportunity to talk to you
Heyyy I’m a tanker too :D
Oh come on i was just there! Hey lyle when did you go??
@klelligans
Жыл бұрын
same 😢
I frickin love jason. That man knows how to live
Yeah Lyle !!!!
First guy, def there on January 6th
Would love to hear the robotics company guy talk about chatGPT now that that has happened
“Can you kill someone?” Lmao convo got dark real quick 😂 Love the topics
YEAH BABY
Damn im like a mile away I wish I knew you were there 😭😭😭
"We have tanks everywhere." merica.
i like ryans squirtle squad sunglasses
amazon worker sounds like he took consecutive hits of a helium balloon
Damn I missed this D:
love you lyle
Josh has a fascinating voice. He should voice a cartoon someday.
@tighthoodies1825
Жыл бұрын
He probably already in south park
Gecko guy vaguely reminds me of Charlie day
I love you Lyle
rip dragster
Come to phillipines brother
Dude in red sounds like Meatball from ATHF
Yes the highlight of my day
COME TO TURIN
Geck 4 Prez
If the sun were a person would you be friends with them? 😂😂
Lyle are u DTF
@SMCali369
Жыл бұрын
Down to Finance
@bug3861
Жыл бұрын
Down to Funkytown
@j0ndav1s
Жыл бұрын
Down to F R O G
@Kenpachi4207
Жыл бұрын
Down to Fabricate
indianapolis when?
Solar dude is sketchy
Amazon guy rly sounds like a bootlicker lol "i've never heard of that" Sounds like the privileged big wigs i worked with at Apple.
Megan Markele was/is an actress before marrying into the royal family, you really think her life’s hard right now?
@mrduckman2757
Жыл бұрын
ish prolly
Amazon guy was adorable
GECK COME TO BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA PLEASE 😭😭😭
Lol the father is a walking red flag. 🤮 "not looking for something serious" (aka waste womens' time) but has 4 kids and gets wasted on the weekend. talks about being "boxed in" during the marriage. gtfo out of the dating market and take care of your FOUR kids. jesus.
Lol some lesbians r funny ppl
@CrakerzANDcl1tz
Жыл бұрын
I hate how he completely ignored that under the rock joke lmao
@714ever8
Жыл бұрын
.
@bug3861
Жыл бұрын
lesbians have top tier humour tbh
So girl scout camp is a predators den
@jm6406
Жыл бұрын
as opposed to church camps, boy scouts, and any other children's getaway institution which are bastions of safety