Being a Gecko at the Washington Monument

Комедия

I went to Washington DC to attempt to become the first lizard president. And also talk to people.
Those people include a couple who met at Girl Scout camp, a guy who owns a robotics company, a military tank operator, a farmer from Georgia, a group of students on a bike ride, a person who surprisingly loves their job at Amazon, an optimistic father, and person who deals with flashers at an amusement park.
TIMECODES-
0:00 - Intro
0:17 - Greetings from DC!
0:49 - Girl Scout Camp A
05:21 - Girl Scout Camp B
12:10 - Robotics Company
20:08 - Military Tank Operator
27:52 - Farmer From Georgia
36:12 - Students Biking
40:52 - Loves Working At Amazon
47:08 - Optimistic Father
54:54 - Flashers at an Amusement Park
01:02:27 - Thanks For Watching
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Пікірлер: 99

  • @PLANTBAT
    @PLANTBAT Жыл бұрын

    Pulling conversation out of shy people that want to talk is so much harder than it seems. Huge props chief.

  • @stank1071
    @stank1071 Жыл бұрын

    Wouldn’t be the first lizard president

  • @yungpunklee

    @yungpunklee

    Жыл бұрын

    glad this is the top comment 😹

  • @carstarsarstenstesenn

    @carstarsarstenstesenn

    Жыл бұрын

    or the last

  • @nell5815

    @nell5815

    Жыл бұрын

    But the first gecko for sure

  • @mrbard1

    @mrbard1

    Жыл бұрын

    Rise up lizard rulers!

  • @yeehaw4403

    @yeehaw4403

    Жыл бұрын

    ayyy

  • @albertjoshuavega4434
    @albertjoshuavega4434 Жыл бұрын

    Lyle your voice and ability to lead open conversation has improved ten fold since I started listening. I remember hearing your first live show on spotify and thinking - " this guy could totally do this. He's going to blow up". Can't wait to see you live your life dude. Cheers.

  • @ImTansy
    @ImTansy Жыл бұрын

    Lyle, to answer your human vs animal medical school concern. My step father was a doctor, and growing up he always told me that he originally went to school to be a veterinarian, but since it was so hard he switched to being a doctor. Veterinarian school is notoriously difficult, not only due to studying interspecies medicine (cats vs dogs vs birds), but also the fact that there’s still a great amount of intraspecies variation (dogs of different breeds and sizes, etc). This is why many vets specialize in certain animals, and why certain types of vets are hard to come by depending where you live. Also why there’s such limited data on veterinary medicine and why medical treatments are such a gamble for animals

  • @youngspammer570
    @youngspammer570 Жыл бұрын

    The Amazon guy is like a real life towelie.

  • @Pixilatedgirl
    @Pixilatedgirl Жыл бұрын

    The French robotics guy 🥺 so sweet

  • @bug3861

    @bug3861

    Жыл бұрын

    I hope he gets a break in life n has an easier time 🥺

  • Жыл бұрын

    He's Swiss

  • @DatTrashCat

    @DatTrashCat

    Жыл бұрын

    @ actually you both are right so dont try to prove the others wrong, i took french and he speaks a dialect from western switzerland which is french so you both are right 😊

  • @Blorp_

    @Blorp_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DatTrashCat which would make him Swiss

  • @MrWEastwood
    @MrWEastwood Жыл бұрын

    The amazon guy having no remorse for the working conditions of any warehouse workers/ drivers 😂😂😂😂 how the fuck did that dude get a corporate position anyway

  • @bug3861

    @bug3861

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MrTytyjohn64 that's the traits they reward for sure.

  • @iDraxxi

    @iDraxxi

    Жыл бұрын

    Yea that interview was kinda yucky when i was listening at work. He didn't address the difference in a warehouse job and his at all, just called them lazy it feels like.. Typical management

  • @TheStarguy007

    @TheStarguy007

    Жыл бұрын

    @@iDraxxi Yucky is the correct word

  • @MaySpitfire

    @MaySpitfire

    Жыл бұрын

    yo id be pissed if my boss was a member of the loli pop guild

  • @offchance9053
    @offchance9053 Жыл бұрын

    I love all of these people. Of course we see a very friendly side cause, well, camera, weird gecko... but honestly its crazy how uniquely charming each random ass person can be in their own special way. Been watching the geck for a long long time but it never gets old. This weird silly little youtube channel kind of re-inspires my hope in humanity. Love ya lyle. Keep it up. (and also the crew behind the scenes, you guys keep it up too :D)

  • @SweatervestQuartet
    @SweatervestQuartet Жыл бұрын

    Geck is like can you bring the mic right up to your face. Guy precedes to hold it down away from his mouth. Mic etiquette is definitely something that you have to learn. It does not come naturally.

  • @squilliamtentacles581
    @squilliamtentacles581 Жыл бұрын

    The lesbian oklahoman’s answers were so hilarious

  • @dunkinzsoda
    @dunkinzsoda Жыл бұрын

    You deserve more viewers Geck. I really appreciate your content and that’s an understatement ❤

  • @SweatervestQuartet
    @SweatervestQuartet Жыл бұрын

    Solar panel guy is a swinger for sure. He probably would be more trusting if he wasn't doing as much coke.

  • @NittyGritty420

    @NittyGritty420

    Жыл бұрын

    Got swinger energy from him as well.

  • @SweatervestQuartet

    @SweatervestQuartet

    Жыл бұрын

    @@NittyGritty420 for surrrrrreeeeeee

  • @UncleBuck3t
    @UncleBuck3t Жыл бұрын

    watching the british girl struggle with her brainwashing is cracking me up XD XD

  • @subsoniccargo
    @subsoniccargo Жыл бұрын

    I can't wait for the Geico gecko to pass away and Lyle to become the Geico mascot.

  • @elephantofdestiny8628
    @elephantofdestiny8628 Жыл бұрын

    I love these episodes so much

  • @hocksue
    @hocksue Жыл бұрын

    Hope you come to DFW area soon. I would love to set and talk with you.

  • @rez9993
    @rez9993 Жыл бұрын

    As a former welder, pick any other trade besides roofing, drywalling, insulating and welding. The first three because they destroy the body and avoid welding because there ain’t no money in it anymore sadly.

  • @reagan4417

    @reagan4417

    Жыл бұрын

    What about electrician?

  • @rez9993

    @rez9993

    Жыл бұрын

    @@reagan4417 great choice, lots of room for OT but it not being mandatory for most companies. Good pay scale, and high demand, schooling is a little longer but worth it since you’ll be able to do your own repairs at home which next to plumbing is the most expensive repairs. I’m in plumbing and it’s roughly the same but maybe a 5-10 dollar less difference but I love it so not complaining ! Sad part of welding is they’d rather hire convicts, have you train them to be your replacement, the company I worked for wouldn’t keep their pay scale promise, and my buddy who worked at three different shops now had the same issues, if you complain they fire you or write you up and try to get you to quit. He’s in HVAC now and is much happier !

  • @roblebeau755
    @roblebeau755 Жыл бұрын

    just love it

  • @g00dchris
    @g00dchris Жыл бұрын

    The bike kids was so wholesome & the real dc 🥹

  • @oopsvgc8899
    @oopsvgc8899 Жыл бұрын

    The dragster rollercoaster made me cry when I was 13 😭

  • @XxKaidermanxX
    @XxKaidermanxX Жыл бұрын

    Love you Lyle!! 🖤🦎

  • @kensley8502
    @kensley8502 Жыл бұрын

    The robotics guy seemed like a really good leader, he had incredibly sound values

  • @Moto_Medics
    @Moto_Medics11 ай бұрын

    Nobody may be peeing in bottles in the warehouses anymore but just ask a driver how they find a bathroom drinking gallons of water a day driving for 10 hours with basically no breaks…

  • @jeanfigueroa6235

    @jeanfigueroa6235

    3 ай бұрын

    That's a lot of water

  • @sarahavery9137
    @sarahavery9137 Жыл бұрын

    Go, go, Geck!

  • @meleefromscratch
    @meleefromscratch Жыл бұрын

    Binging these, I hope one day I have the opportunity to talk to you

  • @brittneyricker2611
    @brittneyricker2611 Жыл бұрын

    Heyyy I’m a tanker too :D

  • @jensyguzman1
    @jensyguzman1 Жыл бұрын

    Oh come on i was just there! Hey lyle when did you go??

  • @klelligans

    @klelligans

    Жыл бұрын

    same 😢

  • @bubabina_rRr
    @bubabina_rRr Жыл бұрын

    I frickin love jason. That man knows how to live

  • @fdskrider
    @fdskrider Жыл бұрын

    Yeah Lyle !!!!

  • @lewchootrain
    @lewchootrain Жыл бұрын

    First guy, def there on January 6th

  • @CatsCatsCatsCatsCats
    @CatsCatsCatsCatsCats Жыл бұрын

    Would love to hear the robotics company guy talk about chatGPT now that that has happened

  • @angiem.holtzer5958
    @angiem.holtzer5958 Жыл бұрын

    “Can you kill someone?” Lmao convo got dark real quick 😂 Love the topics

  • @detri5634
    @detri5634 Жыл бұрын

    YEAH BABY

  • @ElmoKnow189
    @ElmoKnow189 Жыл бұрын

    Damn im like a mile away I wish I knew you were there 😭😭😭

  • @alicatdotcom
    @alicatdotcom Жыл бұрын

    "We have tanks everywhere." merica.

  • @anthonyrotar
    @anthonyrotar Жыл бұрын

    i like ryans squirtle squad sunglasses

  • @bulbanap
    @bulbanap Жыл бұрын

    amazon worker sounds like he took consecutive hits of a helium balloon

  • @amunstar32792
    @amunstar32792 Жыл бұрын

    Damn I missed this D:

  • @Nick-uv2np
    @Nick-uv2np Жыл бұрын

    love you lyle

  • @djtaitai
    @djtaitai Жыл бұрын

    Josh has a fascinating voice. He should voice a cartoon someday.

  • @tighthoodies1825

    @tighthoodies1825

    Жыл бұрын

    He probably already in south park

  • @sofiakschmidt
    @sofiakschmidt25 күн бұрын

    Gecko guy vaguely reminds me of Charlie day

  • @maheawu7943
    @maheawu7943 Жыл бұрын

    I love you Lyle

  • @billquincey2898
    @billquincey2898 Жыл бұрын

    rip dragster

  • @peek_yew9369
    @peek_yew9369 Жыл бұрын

    Come to phillipines brother

  • @yoyonn1
    @yoyonn1 Жыл бұрын

    Dude in red sounds like Meatball from ATHF

  • @bigty2033
    @bigty2033 Жыл бұрын

    Yes the highlight of my day

  • @TalsBadKidney
    @TalsBadKidney Жыл бұрын

    COME TO TURIN

  • @DUMBDAYS
    @DUMBDAYS Жыл бұрын

    Geck 4 Prez

  • @melindaagain
    @melindaagain Жыл бұрын

    If the sun were a person would you be friends with them? 😂😂

  • @PJ-gq1kh
    @PJ-gq1kh Жыл бұрын

    Lyle are u DTF

  • @SMCali369

    @SMCali369

    Жыл бұрын

    Down to Finance

  • @bug3861

    @bug3861

    Жыл бұрын

    Down to Funkytown

  • @j0ndav1s

    @j0ndav1s

    Жыл бұрын

    Down to F R O G

  • @Kenpachi4207

    @Kenpachi4207

    Жыл бұрын

    Down to Fabricate

  • @socialcontracttheory
    @socialcontracttheory Жыл бұрын

    indianapolis when?

  • @Dezemi
    @Dezemi Жыл бұрын

    Solar dude is sketchy

  • @bug3861
    @bug3861 Жыл бұрын

    Amazon guy rly sounds like a bootlicker lol "i've never heard of that" Sounds like the privileged big wigs i worked with at Apple.

  • @calgarywild3788
    @calgarywild3788 Жыл бұрын

    Megan Markele was/is an actress before marrying into the royal family, you really think her life’s hard right now?

  • @mrduckman2757

    @mrduckman2757

    Жыл бұрын

    ish prolly

  • @adrianadevine42
    @adrianadevine42 Жыл бұрын

    Amazon guy was adorable

  • @tora6982
    @tora6982 Жыл бұрын

    GECK COME TO BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA PLEASE 😭😭😭

  • @bb-gp3lm
    @bb-gp3lm Жыл бұрын

    Lol the father is a walking red flag. 🤮 "not looking for something serious" (aka waste womens' time) but has 4 kids and gets wasted on the weekend. talks about being "boxed in" during the marriage. gtfo out of the dating market and take care of your FOUR kids. jesus.

  • @holdonasecondamigo599
    @holdonasecondamigo599 Жыл бұрын

    Lol some lesbians r funny ppl

  • @CrakerzANDcl1tz

    @CrakerzANDcl1tz

    Жыл бұрын

    I hate how he completely ignored that under the rock joke lmao

  • @714ever8

    @714ever8

    Жыл бұрын

    .

  • @bug3861

    @bug3861

    Жыл бұрын

    lesbians have top tier humour tbh

  • @sirtnfol8476
    @sirtnfol8476 Жыл бұрын

    So girl scout camp is a predators den

  • @jm6406

    @jm6406

    Жыл бұрын

    as opposed to church camps, boy scouts, and any other children's getaway institution which are bastions of safety

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