The lack of costume from neck down is, just the best. 😂

@LightSpinAngler

Ай бұрын

He has a different costume on the bottom half

@kimlarsson3669

Ай бұрын

Its just to make him more human. Letting us know that there is a man behind the costume that does not tolerate heat, which a real gecko would need.

@ClaytonBigsby01

Ай бұрын

It's the Jewfir isn't it ? It gets me moist

I love how he didn't wear his suit but never fails to paint his face green

bro GEICO needs to just get you in an ad the way you're becoming a finance gecko " welcome back to therapy gecko you can save 15 percent or more on car insurance when you use geico "

That's the hairiest gecko I've seen in my entire life.

I am salvi also the first story was cool, its safer now because its president Naiyib Bukele

@pepperonish

Ай бұрын

Bukele might be a dictator, but still better than the alternative

@timon20061995

Ай бұрын

@@pepperonishdidn’t he win the election?

@pepperonish

Ай бұрын

@timon20061995 for sure, but he's been court packing go hire judges to rule things in his favor, changed the constitution so he could keep being president. If an American president did what he has been doing, you'd get a lot of people calling him a dictator. People say that's what trump is a dictator for tacitly acknowledging project 2025 once.

@ddylla85

13 күн бұрын

And so many of your criminals came to the U.S.

It sucks that for Rolando that is so difficult to follow his dreams for doing photography. I wish him the best of luck in his cybersec career and that can ease the switch to his passion whenever he feels confident. I do think that if he really wants to go back to El Salvador, he should expect that it wont be easy to get a house, but it's more possible to get it there than in the US.

Mom literally sent him on a hero's journey but holy traumatic

@kinsmanifesto1

Ай бұрын

The first caller is full of shit.

The Roth IRA logic had me crackin tf up

@VincentCastaneda96

24 күн бұрын

Funko Pops and ice cream 🙂

Hey heck I’m a day late to this but it’s my bday today and I love watching these crazy twists of these stories many tell…. let’s goooo

Didn't know geckos were so hairy 😂

You were at the albany funny bone and i had to work so I missed ya. Hope you come back someday. Ill take the day off even.

Eating good food. A cold beer and watching my favorite gecko chat shit 😂🔥

Can’t smoke weed in El Salvador nope

Is it really better there or is it just at the grass is always greener on the other side?

rolando please start the spanish parrot show i will listen

Walking is believable. If he said, Ventura America. Its only a few hours from the border passed los Angeles

The show should be called the Trolled Gecko

collab with stavros halkias would go crazy

37:55 bro was curious

I found out my sister was doing OF type stuff at one point. It didn't matter. She can do what she wants. I have a friend too who's basically like a sister to me who does it. I get to hesr the funniest stories about dude's kinks. It's great.

Can we find Bean asking for a friend?

@smasher3930

22 күн бұрын

Commenting in case someone finds it and replies, ngl

Holy cow, the LGBT art major barista is REAL. And they were fired for being late every day. Lol For real though, props to them on surviving cancer. Hope they can do something good with the second chance at life they have.

Come to michigan!!!!

10 thousand usd?!?

@relytunder

Ай бұрын

yup. not cheap and the person trafficked doesn't release the person till payment. some people can't pay.

interesting geography on the map in the thumbnail

yo real talk on the roth ira what use are funko pops when you're 60

i’m with rolando im saving up and moving back to mexico soon, after 20 years here the american dream is dead to me. time to load up my lil off road tacoma i’ve built and see my folks back home

@ClaytonBigsby01

Ай бұрын

How about taking about 3 million of your amigos with you😂?. I' know theyll fit in your truck. Might take two trips 😂

@interdimensional-eh9yk

Ай бұрын

​@@ClaytonBigsby01 I smell ninggaa

@Panfletoks

27 күн бұрын

@@ClaytonBigsby01you dont read a lot do you?

@03GucciWolf

25 күн бұрын

@@ClaytonBigsby01 only thing i’m taking is a white girl from nebraska but i’ll see if i can pick up someone ;)

He basically explains exactly how people in mexico cross the border to america illegally in great detail 💀

@kyaaaaaaa____

10 күн бұрын

It’s not a mystery…

Ronaldo is goated

@memotattoos23

Ай бұрын

Rolando

@VincentCastaneda96

24 күн бұрын

Roldano**

How does one go about calling the big gecko

Damn nayib bukele with the W

29:36 DONT DO PORN WITHOUT HAVING BASIC FINANCIAL EDUCATION ... Appearances dont last and money wont be there forever.

@NeighborhoodBasketCase

Ай бұрын

Man I’ve seen porn stars still killing it in their 50s, there is a market for everything

@NeighborhoodBasketCase

Ай бұрын

Couldn’t you say that about a lot of things? Athletes and models also won’t be at the peak of their career forever. Is it just because it’s a sex worker that you say this?

Whats missing is the jack daniels and a plastic cup to complete the shirtless look. If this guy from el Salvador then it would be better for him to go back

I agree, many immigrate to u.s because they believe theyll get more opportunities and then after a couple years eventually realize its better to retire back at home. My mom is from the Dominican Republic and is considering it lol

Terrible way to explain ROTH IRA 😂😂😂😭😭

SNITCHING ON THE WHOLE OPERATION NOT ALL MONEY IS GOOD MONEY PPL

you're such a nice bear, i want to be your boyfriend!

J(ay?)!!! You can get a Work & Holiday visa in so many countries, including Australia. You can get an English teaching job in Thailand, Vietnam, China, or South Korea and be in one of those countries within 1-3 months and many will pay your airfare. Being in Asia gets you in much closer proximity to Australia and OUT of your parents’ house much faster. I weep that you have not done any research because your dream could become a reality so quickly if you just start ACTING on it 😭

Bro got scammed coulda just used a map

@hunimoonz

Ай бұрын

the 10 thousand was so he has less of a chance to get killed by alligators shot by government border patrol or killed by the cartel

The irony of taking advantage of the lack of bоrder seсurіty in the U.S only to later wish you were back home because its also made it more unsafe to live in than where you fled from. Meanwhile lyle saying his youtube feed is nothing but videos about countries you should emіɡrate to from the U.S. Absolute clown world.

@heather6679

Ай бұрын

You’re the one who kept listening though? Lol clown behavior.

SECONDD

@Oaky

Ай бұрын

Imagine loving your son so much and you're so worried about their future.. that you send them alone to another country 😭😭

Firsttt

@Oaky

Ай бұрын

confirmed

THIRDS

Lies 🤥🤣

That’s it! We need a wall in every state

@lukedeyesso-xs4rr

Ай бұрын

Did you not see the movie "in time" are you trying to pay thousands to travel between state borders?

@ZeroFische

Ай бұрын

Ok Donald trump time for your meds

Can confirm that food is way better in South America. Wouldn't move to the dystopia that is the US even if they payed me for it.

You walked across the border

Yes yes close borders there are no countries without borders

Have moist critikal as your next guest if you want +2000 aura

4-5k a week is nothing I make that as a server definitely don’t sell your body for that little or money

@brianabrewster8879

Ай бұрын

Where are you serving where you’re making $4,000-$5,000 a week??? USD??

@NeighborhoodBasketCase

Ай бұрын

I think taking pics and videos sounds like a lot more fun than dealing with rude customers all night

@NeighborhoodBasketCase

Ай бұрын

Is a lingerie model selling her body?

The sister doesn't want to hear her daughter go "I want to show my hole for strangers online like auntie when I grow up" what a reasonable monster.

@NeighborhoodBasketCase

Ай бұрын

And what’s so wrong about that? Genuinely, what’s wrong about being naked and making money from it?

@NativeLotus_

Ай бұрын

If you wanna fool yourself go for it. If you hear the conversation shordy is too worried about living here life post porn because of the fear of being recognized. She said it 3 or 4 times. It’s a lifetime of dignity and pride in your self that you trade away for a couple thousand bucks. But I’m not tryna convince anyone, should just be common sense to yall fr lmao!

@NeighborhoodBasketCase

Ай бұрын

@@NativeLotus_ there really doesn’t haven’t to be a stigma around it, and society has become more accepting of it. Who knows what things will be like in 20 years, there once was a time that a woman showing her ankle was seen as scandalous. Culture changes and it could very well become more accepting of sex work than it already has

Go back

SNITCHING ON THE WHOLE OPERATION NOT ALL MONEY IS GOOD MONEY PPL

@achillespollo

Ай бұрын

They already know bro that's why they have to hide

@NeighborhoodBasketCase

Ай бұрын

Why would you consider it bad money?