Terrific. The gecko is molting.

@GirlyNCute

Ай бұрын

At first I thought he was in the toilet

@brookehildebrant9868

Ай бұрын

Bahahhahahahahah

@brookehildebrant9868

Ай бұрын

@@GirlyNCutesame omg

@staleeverythingbagel

Ай бұрын

Nature is beautiful

@ungodlykaveh

Ай бұрын

Was he drunk? He sounded like he was slurring a little at the beginning.

Guy: "I'm scared and freaked out about how small we are in the universe. How do I get over this?" Lyle: "You're so right, you're insignificant and absolutely miniscule. You're nothing. You're a tiny meaningless bug that will never have an affect on the universe. Think about how small you are, you ant."

@baslleaf

28 күн бұрын

he’s not a licensed therapist, and he’s not wrong

@AceofSpades511

26 күн бұрын

It's kinda liberating the more you think about it.

this first guy would be terrible to be on an acid trip with hahahah

@izzikat9252

Ай бұрын

Mmmmaybe. It would likely...how to put this...create a catalyst of getting the existential issues to the surface, Of course, it would be potentially terrifying to try to be his tripsitter, if that's what you mean. It almost sounds like he's experiencing a sort of vertigo or fear of heights kind of visceral, physiological reaction to "getting" the size of space.

@MinsikHwang

Ай бұрын

better company than your mom

@AJBuddha

Ай бұрын

Absolutely, if that’s how he talks normally he’s definitely a madman off the Cid- I wouldn’t risk it for my own sanity

@littleskeleton7887

Ай бұрын

@@izzikat9252 yeah thats what i was meaning! Ive tripsitted a lot of my friends, and have some weird stories lol… had to keep a guy from jumping out of the bathroom and licking my exs feet while talking in tongues about “the gatessssss” and the “snakesssss” off only 1.5g of shrooms for his first time. Having to restrain someone when they’re freaking out and tripping while trying to calm them down and redirect their thinking can be so stressful. Honestly I still would have tripsit the dude in the call because I’m not afraid of outerspace, for some reason the universe brings me peace lol when I think about it even though I like reading and watching eductional content about our universe. So maybe who knows if in some parallel universe I could have been in a gecko suit tripsitting him instead of him calling Lyle in a gecko suit haha.

@littleskeleton7887

Ай бұрын

@@izzikat9252 Also yeah acid would have been bad for him probably with the state of mind he was in during his call with Lyle. It certainly seems as if he’s experiencing an existential crisis almost because of what you said about the fear hes experiencing. Ive had a lot of existential crisis so I can feel for him haha

3:02 Bro, I remember the first time I looked at the moon with a halfway decent pair of binoculars and scared the shit out of me

Space is fucking spooky man I totally understand

@tonysolar284

Ай бұрын

Space is Bipolar.

@VincentCastaneda96

25 күн бұрын

It is, and everything is just getting farther and farther apart. Shits nutty lol

@GornubiusFlux

24 күн бұрын

Ignorance is bliss

to the first guy: space is scary af and so is the sun your fear is normal and you don’t have to feel ashamed it’s amazing that you actually realize your place in the universe bc some people are too wrapped up in themselves to even look up let alone understand the craziness of the universe. I hope you know you’re stronger than the anxiety it’s not who you are and you realize that instead of our smallness being a scary thing it’s a beautiful thing because of how rare it is and yeah we’re not fully in control but we DO have some control and that’s the beauty of it!!

Amateur Astronomer means people that look through telescopes and take pictures. That's literally what it is he wasn't lying he wasn't misleading and he was telling the truth.

There's nothing wrong with a bathroom full of clowns.

Everything the amateur astronomer is scared of gives me reassurance.

Crazy being on a giant rock flying around a ball of fire, isnt it?

Space guy is definitely an amateur astronomer. Just like a guy that plays guitar for fun is an amateur musician. Idk why Lyle got so hung up on that term.

@bobrandom5545

17 күн бұрын

He got hung up on the term cause he's very drunk. But, in his defense, the term "amateur astronomer" doesn't make any sense. An amateur musician is someone who makes music without getting paid. A so-called "amateur astronomer" does nothing that a professional astronomer does (doing science), except maybe for looking through a telescope and looking up what they're seeing. They should call themselves "space watcher", or something, but I guess that sounds less fancy.

@meloney

17 күн бұрын

​@@bobrandom5545one can certainly be both. One can also earn money and publicity with it despite being an "amateur astronomer".

The pale blue dot was Sagans idea. he convinced the flight team to take the pick from past Saturn, as it wasn't part of the science package and required pushing the instrument....the result is very much like the Earth rise from the Moon---the man who took that shot died a few weeks ago trying to complete loop in his vintage plane.

I have a clown globe music box too lol

The 2nd caller with the clowns... I bet one of them has a spirit attached to it, that spirit is influencing him to get more clowns.

@spacenarwhal8507

Ай бұрын

It does and it’s been bothering me recently.

@tonysolar284

Ай бұрын

@@spacenarwhal8507 Gift it to someone else or give it to a goodwill. You could destroy the clown, but the spirit could move its attachment to something else.

35:00 Maybe the guy just likes clowns, why does that draw his mental state into question? 😂

First caller talking about KSP. It can be fun but man, it can be equally terrifying - miscalculating your fuel, getting stranded out between Venus and Jupiter, nothing but void behind like 5 cm of aluminium alloy wall, with a total of 20 cubic meters of space and no way for anyone to come get you, waiting to see if thirst, cold, suffocation or radaition sickness gets you first. If you walk out of the airlock you'll have a bit below 10 seconds until the void sucks the oxygen right out of your blood through the lungs.

Great video lots of different perspectives and characters

The stars are the birthright of humanity. They belong to us.

the size of an atom only depends on 2 things: electron mass the the fine structure constant (unless you consider the speed of light and planks constant to be additional things), it's 50 pm. We're 2m, Earth is 12 Mm (sorry for the metric crap), so yes, our scale is closer to Earth than an atom by a factor of.... 6666.666666666m what???

“I’m just a squishy meat sack”… huh well yeah but I haven’t felt these words before. Very well funnily put.

One day, while doing nothing particularly out of ordinary, because of natural laws I was completely powerless to understand or intuit, I was killed in a horrifying way by forces vastly in excess I was ever designed to experience, for no reason, to no ones particular surprise or upset. In this way we are more alike, then different.

@SanguineThor

Ай бұрын

Thank you for your wise perspective

@asdsdvb6408

23 күн бұрын

stolen from that one meme with the rat that got electrocuted but quote still goes hard asf

Thanks Lyle ur videos help put me to sleep. The stories are the best distraction from my sleep anxiety 🙏

@bobbarker171

Ай бұрын

LyleForeverXfatdabs Puts me to sleep every time.

I'm afraid of Uranus.

I’m LOVING the thumbnails.

@BehindThePagePodcast

29 күн бұрын

Agreed

About the Timmy turner thing I feel like Timmy feels himself he’s misunderstood therefore he’s an average kid that no one understands

The first time I missed my shot in KSP and sent Jeb out into space with no way of getting him back I felt a existential panic.

I just woke up and my first introduction to Disney + is a beautiful brawley man with a gecko cloth for a hat. What a time to be alive. Good job. Epic. 👏👏👏

Being unnerved by how insignificant you are in the greater scope of the universe is normal and relatable, but only until it becomes debilitating. When it DOES become debilitating, it's useful to remember that you've been completely insignificant since BIRTH, you have ALWAYS been that way, and that the inconceivably enormous size of the universe has never impacted your day to day life. Then you will realize that the way you feel is just that... a feeling. Astrophobia is the irrational fear of stars and space, it's classified as a phobia, and its treatment is the same as every other phobia. Take breaks to relax when you need to, take deep breaths when you're afraid, remember that anxiety won't hurt you, and then, when you're ready, face your fears.

Sane Clown Posse

It’s so funny that I’m seeing this now after laying in bed last night thinking about how big the universe is and how nothing I will ever do really matters

Im terrified of the ocean...... We have no proof Cthulhu is not down there

Knowing that I’m a spec on a spinning ball personally gives me comfort

1 atom is significantly smaller to a sandwich than a sandwich is to the earth. 1 single cell in your body contains a around 100 trillion atoms and the average human contains around 37.2 trillion cells. I'm too lazy to do the entirety of this math, but you could probably fit about 350 billion foot longs into the earth, but there are trillions upon trillions of atoms in a foot long

@maxraccoon3529

Ай бұрын

I'm using trillions as a common number, even though the number would more than likely be more than a hundred decillion

@AJBuddha

Ай бұрын

Considering there are 7-8 billion people on Earth I’d say it would be about 350-500 billion footlong subs if you’re talking about the surface of the Earth / water- it’d be a lot more if you stacked it up to the atmosphere / ozone layer

@maxraccoon3529

Ай бұрын

@@AJBuddha my math is probably off. But the fact would still remain, as atoms are so small we can't even see them. Depends on how we look at the question if it's about covering the entire earth or filling up the entire center of the earth, but I am certain the size would still be significantly smaller. I don't really have the patience to calculate it right now. Stacking it up to the atmosphere might be debatable tho

Posted 11 seconds ago, am I the first to witness such an occurence? What a momentous occassion.

I do the nasal spray ketamine (spravato) twice a week. It’s been life changing! You are required to be on some sort of anti-depressant or meds at the same time. But I highly recommend it

Outside looking at grass & bugs right now and I agree with yall

Existential things like our insignificance in the grand scheme of the universe actually bring me peace. I used to be scared of the weather as well but at some point I decided to surrender with grace. It's best to focus on things that are within your control, there really is no point in worrying about things beyond our reach or influence bc whatever comes of them will still come regardless of what we do. The important part is how you react in the aftermath, assuming there is an after. The Amateur Astronomer seems to be experiencing obsessive thoughts and should consider treatment for anxiety if he hasn't already, I waited ti respond until the videos end so dont I recall.

New geck, excited as heck

i had a dream a while back that ppl were gathering at dusk for what i thought was 4th of july but as soon as the sun set i was awestruck by everyone gazing at a newly visible human populated planet passing in orbit that was smaller than our planet and very extremely close but had no catastrophic effects. we all just stood staring down at the planet. i could make out the street lamps and ever since waking up everything feels upside down

And then i remembered that he is indeed shirtless 😢😂😂😂

To the first guy: If you haven't, research Existential OCD. Me and countless others have been where you are, absolutely terrified and having my thoughts and essentially my life taken over by the obsessive thinking of space, universe, what's beneath and a tiny little human's part in all of this. I used to have full-blown panic attacks when I saw the moon or the sun. But it's 100% something you can get over. For me what worked was OCD-specific methods (ERP first and foremost) and researching philosophy to come to terms with existing as a part of this weird fucking universe. It's a hell of a scary and rough journey but I believe you'll make it and find calm.

@meloney

17 күн бұрын

The brain can be weird. The thing those people are scared about are the things i love and appreciate the most every day. I'm looking at the sun pretty much every day if possible through my telescope.

he should think this way, his fear is so insignificant he shouldn't care.

Gecko gets aggressive again lol

I think the gecko needs a gecko

Rest in peace, ant

is it just me or has Lyle been sassier as of lately 😭

Lyle, you okay? I'm a therapy iguana, so if you need anyone to talk to, I'm here

In ancient lore everything is alive

The gecko suit was swallowed up by a black hole 😮

Space guy. Try exploring schumann resonance. There is a theory that as the population of the Earth reaches that of the amount of neurons in the human brain, we become connected in a global neural network similar to synapses in the human brain. Basically, the idea is that the Earth becomes a giant Brain AKA the Collective Unconscious.

Love kerbal!!!!❤😂

It is true. The very small to the very big... on that scale humans would be more to the very big passed the half way point. Humans are huge in reality

ALL HAIL THE GECK.

when does this dude stream?

So about the pale blue dot photo.. that they did that picture not even 1 lightyear far?

The goat?

What do you think the last words in the universe will ever be

@Masada1911

Ай бұрын

“Crap…”

@discordantshard

Ай бұрын

"we had a good run"

@hydrogen-8

Ай бұрын

"THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER."

@oongieboongie

Ай бұрын

Skibidi

@Ayla_Evanscence

Ай бұрын

And so, the next chapter begins…

Timestamps! Thank you!

technically Jupiter aint all that big lol

The answer to is a subway sandwich closer to the size of the Earth than a single atom according to chatgpt: Subway Sandwich to Earth: Length of Subway SandwichDiameter of Earth=0.3048 meters12,742,000 meters≈2.39×10−8 Diameter of EarthLength of Subway Sandwich​=12,742,000 meters0.3048 meters​≈2.39×10−8 Atom to Subway Sandwich: Diameter of an AtomLength of Subway Sandwich=0.0000000001 meters0.3048 meters≈3.28×10−10 Length of Subway SandwichDiameter of an Atom​=0.3048 meters0.0000000001 meters​≈3.28×10−10 Comparing these ratios, 2.39×10−82.39×10−8 (Subway sandwich to Earth) is much larger than 3.28×10−103.28×10−10 (atom to Subway sandwich). So, a footlong Subway sandwich is indeed much closer in size to the entire Earth than it is to a single atom. Hope this helps!

To the first guy it sound like you have general anxiety disorder.

@AJBuddha

Ай бұрын

It does, I have GAD n have thought patterns like that pretty consistently

Space dude sounds like he has megelaphobia not space

That sounds like the most scared shit ever

Tell me more tell me more, Is he scared of the sun?

I will never understand why tf his face is green. Makes less sense then my existence.

You’re wearing a human costume today, interesting

Geckos eat ants

I will die of stomach AIDS if moist critical isnt your next guest

Last time I was this early was in my wife

@Oaky

Ай бұрын

pics or it didnt happen

@AJBuddha

Ай бұрын

Last time was when my wife was in me

@Oaky

Ай бұрын

@@AJBuddha hell ya brother

god bless you gecko i love you (FIRSTTTTT)

LYLE WHY ARE YOUR BACKGROUND VIDS ALWAYS SOMONE WALKING IN FARGO ND LMFAO

Good morning!

That similar feeling he's missing is faith, bless be the Lord of Light. Feel the light, accept the light unto you. This dude is over here being scared of my Lord, wtf man. Lmao

Perhaps Timmy was average among kids that no one understands? It's not that deep bro.

I unsubscribed because of the unprovoked ant-attack.

I didn’t know watching a few Neil deGrasse Tyson videos made you an amateur astronomer

i feel bad for the first guy, living in a world of make belief non sense.. wasting his whole life researching star wars planets that dont exist. and yes lyle, we are small and insignificant and nothing matters so who cares what happens.... thats an awesome mind set youve got there, thats exactly how they want u to feel and youre falling for it lol.. nobody thinks its odd how wehrner von braun was a nazi scientist that started the first nasa mission, was best friends with walt disney, and there just so happens to be a planet named pluto with pluto the dog on it? NOBODY?!!? ok... the only way it would be more obvious if it was the mickey mouse planet with mickey mouse on it.... give your damn heads a shake smfh....

@Willtheaceofbass

Ай бұрын

pluto's not a planet dude