2:22 you had control of mario before the textbox appeared, touched in 8.11. You can make inputs before it appears actually.

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

Oh wow I just tried this and you're 100% right! That would bring it up to 2nd place right behind Super Mario Land 2. Good catch!

@seasonsarecool

Жыл бұрын

i learned that the hard way through super ryu world...

@MineZack2

Жыл бұрын

And also he counted the cutscene as touching grass in odyssey

@legoboy7107

Жыл бұрын

@@MineZack2 But that was perfect for comedic effect though.

@ThatOneGuy5674

Жыл бұрын

Sonic touch grass

It is impressive to think that, with optimal movement in both games, it is theoretically impossible to touch grass in Sunshine before _beating_ Super Mario Bros. any%.

@WhiteKnuckleRide512

Жыл бұрын

That was a really weird way to phrase that but I get what you mean

@emilyofjane

Жыл бұрын

Especially ironic since you naturally assume you’d be surrounded by grass when you hear the word “sunshine” lol

@hikarunkun

Жыл бұрын

@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 I dont get it...

@nocare

Жыл бұрын

@@hikarunkun You don't get what OP said, or why the phrasing is weird? I guess I will answer both OP is saying that you can speedrun Super Mario Bros any% faster than you can touch grass in Sunshine. The phrasing is weird because it leaves ambiguity and it could be interpreted that its impossible to touch grass in sunshine until you have beaten Super Mario Bros. any% and that optimal movement does not solve this issue. The problem being the use of the word 'before' which in the way the sentence was constructed would be referring to the act of touching grass before the event of having beaten Super Mario Bros. any% As opposed to the intended communication of touching grass in less time than it takes to beat Super Mario Bros.

@WhiteKnuckleRide512

Жыл бұрын

@@hikarunkun he’s just saying you can beat Super Mario Bros in the time it takes to touch grass in sunshine

J0rts: "Grass in cut scenes will not be counted" J0rts a second later: *Counts grass touched in a cut scene in Odyssey*

@T.W.0

10 ай бұрын

I think he just meant the intro cutscene. In Mario Odyssee you already have control before entering the Cascade Cutscene

I forgive the Odyssey cutscene being counted because that was some of the most enthusiastic grass touching I have ever seen. Whole body grass contact! Maximum grass touching!

That should be enough grass touching for a while.

@sock7896

Жыл бұрын

how far can u make it in each Mario game b4 ur forced to touch grass

@siscrazycardcollector4407

Жыл бұрын

Awesome challenge 😄

@JamesTDG

Жыл бұрын

Forgot the spin-offs

@johnross5098

Жыл бұрын

Would touch some more just in case

@gamercentral2417

Жыл бұрын

Do a “trying to get arrested” speedrun Speedrun tip: commit arson

"I was just trying to touch some grass and now I'm having an existential crisis" Good, that means you are doing it right

@e_is_for_existential_crisis

Жыл бұрын

1.5k likes with no replies?

@sinister9th926

Жыл бұрын

Golden comment

@simguyYT

Жыл бұрын

Did anybody notice that you skip the new super Mario Bros Wii for two

Unironically, this is the most interesting challenge video I've seen in quite some time lmao

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

Thank you! Your “don’t touch color” challenges were actually one of my biggest inspirations for this

@NathanielBandy

Жыл бұрын

@@j0rts Oh that's really cool!

@Skipwayy

Жыл бұрын

@@NathanielBandy hi i love your vids

@Boom08

Жыл бұрын

@@just_a_normal_gachatuber he actually did

@Kingerplush

Жыл бұрын

Hi

There's something hilarious to me about the idea of someone running as fast as they can toward some grass, and then just pitter-pattering their feet really quickly on it. I think I've found my new hobby.

You could do a challenge similar this, but you see how many levels you can go in each game without entering a pipe

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

thanks for the suggestion!

@davidford4551

Жыл бұрын

The second level might be hard

@redstonewarrior0152

Жыл бұрын

Minimum pipe percent

@55ocsguy67

Жыл бұрын

Super mario world forest of illusions:

@justint8741

Жыл бұрын

@@j0rts and can u include super paper mario? its super and mario so it bassically counts😁

He tries to touch grass quickly, without admiring the feel of the grass.

@GunSpyEnthusiast

Жыл бұрын

wise words wizard. now wheres the 12,000 you owe the mob. they cut of your pinky last time if you dont pay up they will cut off another apendage of yours. like your right index toe.

@Breezeezee

Жыл бұрын

Probably for the best, that much grass would make anyone itchy

@mynameusedtobelong

Жыл бұрын

This generation is lost

@TheRmbomo

Жыл бұрын

What if I get cut? I don't want a paper--grass? cut.

@Wryyyong

Жыл бұрын

@@mynameusedtobelong careful not to cut yourself on that edge

i’m so glad i have this knowledge, it will get me very far in life 🙏🏼

@FreezingmoonDSBM

Жыл бұрын

What's my man Anthony doin here

@PianoHypnoshroom

Жыл бұрын

this comment sounds so generic and a bot but apparently it's the real deal lol

@hoozy288

Жыл бұрын

what the padilla doin

@crackaddict87

Жыл бұрын

I agree, Anthony Smosh

@mandykaur-pw8cv

Жыл бұрын

Here till this blows up :)

“Look at all that grass waiting to be touched” I’ve never been more excited to see mario touching grass

Can't wait to see the Mario Bros. Franchise Grass% run at AGDQ

@doctordestructo3360

Жыл бұрын

I would love if Grass% became a thing. Seeing how quick you can touch grass in any game

@voxxi7598

Жыл бұрын

@@doctordestructo3360 I'd would be very funny to see in the competitive section

you should go touch grass... in the mario spin-offs! How long does it take to touch grass in Mario Party? Now there's a question worth answerin'!

@Rainbowforce5

Жыл бұрын

How do you touch grass in mario kart?

@bigprogaymer6923

Жыл бұрын

@@Rainbowforce5 just go off the road

@ultrajam6332

Жыл бұрын

Or all the Mario and Luigi games

@The_RedAdmiral

Жыл бұрын

I’m trying to remember if there’s even grass to touch in bowsers inside story

@Duth_Olec

Жыл бұрын

@@The_RedAdmiral I'm pretty sure you touch grass as soon as you get control of Bowser. Partners in Time, though, you might need to get all the way to Toadwood Forest, or even Yoshi's Island...

As like kinda simple as this is, it really is cool seeing all the games at once. Plus I mean the work involved to get a hold of every single game, 10/10 man. I'm definitely binging and subscribing. Lol

This channel is a masterpiece, the editing, the style , everything. They should get a award or something

Now I'm wondering how far you could get in every mario game without touching grass

@uitham

Жыл бұрын

i see the most possibilities in the 3d games

@piber20

Жыл бұрын

going on years here

@noobhunter3000

Жыл бұрын

Smallant wants to know your location

@User_Brandon

Жыл бұрын

Don’t make the guy go insane now

@starbase229

Жыл бұрын

Watch it in reverse

My favorite part is the toad waterboarding at 4:00

6:32 He straight up ate that grass 🤣

3:35 i just love how Mario is just crawling on grass 😂😂😂

3:25 Existential Grass-is Ok I'm sorry

@dudepop1456

Жыл бұрын

Heht

@dudepop1456

Жыл бұрын

Hehehehe

4:32 oh, it's the other thing people who tell me to touch grass tell me to do!

@VidaNeon

Жыл бұрын

Oh-

6:12 My favorite Mario nintendo game

1:31 My threshold for when Grass stopped sounding like a real word

This is an extremely important video and invaluable to humanity's continued evolution as a whole, and I thank you for being the one person to finally go out and touch grass when no one else has been brave enough to.

After all the grass touching, Mario came to his senses and became a doctor.

5:46 Something just felt wrong with him saying this

The video quality is absolutely amazing! Great commentary and hilarious video idea!!! Just subbed and hope to see you grow!!

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

thank you so much!

I love how you just nonchalantly flew past the item box in Mario 3, that gave me the giggles. Thanks for touching all that grass, I really appreciate it.

4:25 it’s so funny how everybody is staring in here

You didn't have control of Mario in Cascade Kingdom in Super Mario Oddesey when he "touched grass".

The editing is great, the jokes are great, the whole video seems really well put-together. Can't wait to see what you come out with next!

*_5:38_**_ BROOOOO THAT'S MY FIRST BOUGHT MARIO EVER AND DIDNT EVEN RECORDED 10 SEC ATLEAST?!!!!_*

@theCantinafan

Жыл бұрын

L

@Kurillin.

Жыл бұрын

damn…

@jewelsofjuly7377

Жыл бұрын

Pretty Sad

This video helped me through a very difficult time in my life. It answered all the questions that I needed to know.

him: i will not count any grass touching in any cutscene Super Mario Odyssey: am i a joke to you?

At this exact moment 2:17 Why dose the mountain in the background look so mad?

2:12 Congratulations, you actually touched grass earlier in the world select menu at 4.13!

I remember one Christmas morning getting a gamecube and Sunshine but NO MEMORY CARD. My mom told me I would have to wait a couple days before we could go buy one, so needless to say I went through that opening sequence like 20 freaking times since I had to restart the game each time lmao. But another thing I used to love doing in Sunshine (random) was trying to find the highest possible point I could high dive off of into some water, like on top of the windmill in Bianco Hills and on top of the ferris wheel platform in Pinna Park. As an adult I've seen glitches where you can launch into the stratosphere; if I still had the game I would totally try it and do the ultimate dive and cannonball lol

That shot of Mario face planting into grass in Odyssey looked like a cut scene to me

6:32 cutscenes, didn't count, now you have to redo the whole run

@enzo_6416

Жыл бұрын

Lol thats what Im saying

@fnafsecuritybreatchgodoffi7701

3 ай бұрын

Mario died

for super mario land, there is a deluxe version for the game boy color, and you could tell which one was grass edit: its not called dx but on gb color or gbc, it will play on color

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

oh cool! I never knew that, I'll have to check that out

@skepticaltile

Жыл бұрын

Super Mario bros deluxe is not the same game as super Mario land at all. Mario deluxe is a remake of Mario 1 for the gameboy color, Mario LAND never got a coloured version officially. I still recommend Mario bros deluxe tho. That was a great remake

@Kembi_Mekemo

Жыл бұрын

That’s a rom hack it’s not an official version

@marinellovragovic1207

Жыл бұрын

@@skepticaltile Super Mario Land DX is actually a thing. It's just not officially from Nintendo.

@exaltedpancake

Жыл бұрын

@@skepticaltile oh bro my bad i got epic trolled for 2 years

thanks! now I finally have an idea of ​​which Mario games are really worth playing

You: *says ignore* New Super Mario Bros DS, 3D Land, Wii, 2 and U: Ignorep, replesey, snick, percap, yoopbloop.

In Galaxy you touched a flower bush, not necessarily grass. In Odyssey you broke your rules and counted touching grass during a cutscene.

@gameworldjt

Жыл бұрын

You can see grass under the flower bush in galaxy

@Vintagesonic1

Жыл бұрын

If it's green, it's grass. It's true. I promise.

@zerg-rush5797

Жыл бұрын

He cut the video there for comedic timing. Right after the cutscene you get movement there and can move on the grass. As for the flower bush thing, right visibly under the flowers is grass

@Nova-bv5qb

Жыл бұрын

Okay, but that stuff in the first Mario bros is leaves.

@jacquelineliu2641

Жыл бұрын

@@zerg-rush5797 The timer on the top-left corner is stopped before the cutscene even ended. You can see Mario's hand twitching, meaning that the timer stopping isn't due to the whole video being paused.

I don't know if I'd count that flower patch in Super Mario Galaxy as grass. I'd run that few steps further to what is unambiguous grass. XD

@Zeldagirlartist

8 ай бұрын

That’s what I was thinking. That was definitely not grass lol

I love how the thumbnail is Mario snorting blades of grass lol

@markofthewolvessucks8930

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 🤣

A lot of toads were harmed during this video

"Touch grass!" "..... ok, I will" "Wait, this is actually cool, touch more grass!!!!"

What a touching story. What a down-to-Earth guy you are. Thank you. Or as the Spanish say; grassy ass. ...Yeah...those were terrible. You should just kill me now. Give me the coup de grâce!

@zzedixx

Жыл бұрын

genius

@btf_flotsam478

Жыл бұрын

You shall feel the pain of a thousand blades!.. of grass.

@Dog1818YT

Жыл бұрын

coup de GRASSS

2:43 Oh no It's IT'S *a m o g u s*

@Small_Schlonng_9000

Жыл бұрын

Oh fuck

Sick video! Love your content bro! Definitely inspired me to push out more content.

Now touch grass in every zelda game :mister sanity lost

@ 5:51... Yes officer, this person, right here. Non-consensual grass touching. Just listen how they describe it in the next twenty seconds.

Touch grass% in all mario games actually sounds like an amazing meme category

6:15 grass racism

Just watched the sonic version of this. This was immediately in the related videos. Love seeing both of these. Lol

Anyway at 4:50 that intro reminded me of playing that game a few years ago. I never finished it but I still played it

0:57 that there is a tree 6:24 that there is objectively grass 6:36 that there is a cutscene, which has been made clear many times before that it should be ignored

Whoa whoa whoa, Mario landing face down in Odyssey was a cutscene my man

You're going places man, you definitely have the personality to grow into a huge content creator, subscribed and glad I was here somewhat early

@PaintMyTaint

Жыл бұрын

Shut up

In case anyone was wondering. The ground stuff in the cap kingdom is felt, which is what many hats are made out of.

@husky0098

Жыл бұрын

So you're telling me the hats live on an island made of their own flesh?

"If you can't touch grass irl, touch it in a video game... And also speedrun it cuz why tf not" -Sun Tzu

I love the fast pace of the vids keeps it entertaining!

I was straight up confused when after I saw this video only has 26 views! Your videos are at the same quality as people videos with 100's of thousands! Super underated channel! Edit: And wow, this video has really blown up since I made this comment.

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

wow thank you so much! that means a lot

@HamazuraGOD

Жыл бұрын

While you're right that this is very good quality, this video was like 5 hours old when you found it, calm down. You gotta give it time!

@BlakjeKaas

Жыл бұрын

@@HamazuraGOD26 views at 5 hours old and 260k views at 50 hours old. Is that enough time for you? (that's a 1000000% increase)

@HamazuraGOD

Жыл бұрын

@@BlakjeKaas Uh, yeah?

@Justonia-mv6zm

Жыл бұрын

You kind of just contradicted yourself...

It's kinda ironic in 1st Mario Bros., the first grass that you can touch exists in stage with mostly platforms.

@expendableindigo9639

Жыл бұрын

And it’s arguably not even grass it’s tree leaves. I’m not sure if there’s any proper grass in the whole game. If you have the deluxe edition on Game Boy Color the World map has grass but on the sides of the paths.

@Chainmail

Жыл бұрын

Its a tree, not grass

0:49 Actually in the game that is a tree, so it's leaves, not grass

This dude got access to all mario games to spend like 20 seconds on each touching grass... legend

6:42 touch grass.

2:54 Oh, so not lima beans?

@Tredenix

Жыл бұрын

690th subscriber btw (nice)

2:45 I see nothing suspicious at all. I see nothing suspicious at all. Nope. Nothing

%grass sounds like the best speedrunning category.

I just found this video in my recommended and I'm glad I did your content is actually funny and entertaining. Keep it up man!

0:41 A cave?! A building?! My man you are in a sewer lol

@xero1152

Жыл бұрын

Wait that’s not a cave? Has it never been a cave?

"as fast as possible" gets every mushroom in the first game like a normal playthru thinking proccess of a stone

youtube keeps making me watch these while im high

Trying to negate people telling him to touch grass by doing the exact thing they're implying he should stop doing? This man's a genius

3:10 Greatest of all time? It was my first game ever, and I have a ton of nostalgia for it, but no way is it anywhere close to my favourites. The camera is asinine at times, the levels are great, but not super creative compared to newer games and so on. I feel like it has a lot of flaws, but it doesn't stop people from absolutely loving it.

gamers best time: 5 years, 3 months, 4 days, 7 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds

How to drive someone irretrievably insane: 1) Show them this video. 2) Show them jan Misali's "How many Super Mario games are there?" 3) (optional) Repeat step 1.

as a Mario speedrunner myself, good job! This video is great btw, keep up the good work :)

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

Thank you! I like to dabble in some casual Mario 64 speedruns myself (more like speed jogs)

@Wookis

Жыл бұрын

@@j0rts Glad you enjoy it! Definitely a fun speedgame, try out some romhacks too if you get the chance

It's kinda weird how good your edits are but how little popularity you have. I think imma stay along with you for a while!

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

Thanks and glad to have ya along for the ride! More videos in the works :)

@silibop

Жыл бұрын

same; before I saw your comment I assumed this was a pretty big channel because the quality was just it

@rimimimimimimimim4170

Жыл бұрын

Wait what how only 987 subs I thought they got way more

@Cawub_

Жыл бұрын

Nice pfp lol

@bottombarrelbudgetfilms1854

Жыл бұрын

This is definitely the highest viewed by far

This should be a speedrun category with a romhack (or group of romhacks) that sends you to the next game once you touch the first grass

This video was a BANGER dude, keep up the fantastic work

Great, now I'm going to stay awake at night wondering how long it takes to touch grass in yoshi story or paper mario games.

@coltonmykael

Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised there aren't more comments about Paper Mario and Mario RPG

„When the Jumpman touches grass he became for a few seconds the grasshopper". 6:24 I think that this is something like wool or some other textile fiber, because it's the Cap kingdom.

Congratulations, you’ve touched grass in every Mario game! But the real grass is in another kingdom! You need to go to sonic & touch grass with him!

luv ur channel man keep it up ❤

6:00 you did all wrong in that game. if you look closely, everything is a cat.

@juanabarzagonzalez5802

3 ай бұрын

yeah

@tobiaszszulia407

3 ай бұрын

@@juanabarzagonzalez5802 thanks for replying to my comment a year later juana

@AbyssalTheDifficulty

Ай бұрын

yeah​@@tobiaszszulia407

People:touch some grass! Him:all right im"a just hop into every mario

Objection! At 5:06 Mario is standing in a flower bed, which typically don't have grass as it would steal nutrients tlfrom the flowers. The green seen there is the leaves of the flowers. The closest grass is the lawn just beyond the stone path there.

Why are you so underrated? The editing is really cool, you make some pretty fun jokes. I hope you'll grow your channel more and more

The sheer DETERMINATION of this man to play every single game just to touch grass

Now touch grass in every Sonic the hedgehog game 😂

There's nothing like watching a person touching grass

Ah yes, that delicious, gorgeous and delicious grass. The sound of Mario running through delights me to no end. This is truly one of the most delectable 'touch grass' videos I have ever seen.

Don't wanna stomp on dead grass, but this was actually a well-made video. Can't wait for this channel to blow up!

"We were in a... Cave? A building?" The MC is literally a plumber, wtf you think is him?

This is the most "never touched grass" approach to grass touching.

I could've sworn Super Mario 64 was more than just 26 years ago because of the graphics, video games have gotten so much better so quickly

@7pagemuda971

Жыл бұрын

Sonic heroes and sonic 06 are only 3 years apart

@kaphizmey6229

Жыл бұрын

@@7pagemuda971and there’s only 5 years separating 06 from generations

First video of yours I’ve found, you seem neat. Was surprised you aren’t a bigger channel! Your editing is quality