Ok no one is allowed to tell me to get a life now

@idrk._._.

Жыл бұрын

I’m to early

@SMG4i

Жыл бұрын

Go touch bowser

@Beenniee

Жыл бұрын

Go touch cactus

@Sir_Fart_The_First

Жыл бұрын

Next get friends (Touch the nearest enemy)

@idrk._._.

Жыл бұрын

@@SMG4i ok

Now you need to know how fast you can "grow up" by getting a mushroom in every Mario game.

@N12015

Жыл бұрын

I know you can't grow up in most 3D mario games.

@xblackholex623

Жыл бұрын

Or a mega mushroom

@OrloxPhoenix

Жыл бұрын

​@@N12015 he will find a way, probably 😂

@775A_

Жыл бұрын

And after, he need know how fast he can get power star

@Luigiwithagun

Жыл бұрын

Yeah 😂

The “punching butterflies for lives” trick in Mario 64 only works in certain courses where butterflies run from Mario, not just circle around him. But be careful, some of them might have bombs!

@robertp5504

11 ай бұрын

Seems like a everyday thing

@matthew_bowron

11 ай бұрын

Also "I'm Batman" 2:23

@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32

3 ай бұрын

Alternatively you can just go to bomb omb battlefield, find a flower patch, warp and instant one up

@BJ-tj6kb

2 ай бұрын

Easyest is in tiny huge island

@Muho_is_me

18 күн бұрын

Some butterflyes... Have... Bombs What kind of world i Live in

It all makes sense now. When i'm told to get a life, the people want me to become a professional gamer or discord moderator and so I can do what I love and get paid for it! This video is so helpful!

@OhSayWhatIsTruth

Жыл бұрын

How's the progress?

@WolfyRed

Жыл бұрын

@@OhSayWhatIsTruth gained some weight, my neck grew some peach fuzz, and I now have a double chin and a fedora. currently banning someone for sending memes in general

@kaaa_aaaat

4 күн бұрын

@@WolfyRedHows it now?

@WolfyRed

3 күн бұрын

@@kaaa_aaaat haven't showered in 5 years. still banning someone for a minor offense in general

@kaaa_aaaat

3 күн бұрын

@@WolfyRed Wow it went so well you managed to bend time!

by the way, only the butterflies that fly away from you contain the 1ups, so you just gotta chase after and punch em. theyre in certain locations but i forget where

@dylanzlol7293

Жыл бұрын

You can get them when you start sm64

@Cellyestial

Жыл бұрын

They are the butterflies that sit around in sets of 3, that fly away when you get close, but only one of them turns into a 1up and there is a 1 in 3 chance that none of them does, also you only have to touch them not punch 'em.

@EliteTelescopeREAL

Жыл бұрын

Thank you Roblox Tree

Stupid and yet somehow amusing as always. Nice video.

@JesusChristTheSonOfGod

8 ай бұрын

Giggity

@KKokichi

8 ай бұрын

Ok

@Peppevita

Ай бұрын

But Is so Easy,yet?

0:44 Mario plummeting after having just grabbed a 1-Up with an instantaneous cut right afterward got a really big laugh out of me

@staceywashington7446

2 ай бұрын

Not me

@foxyy2048

17 күн бұрын

almost me, just a little ha

Fantastic video! If that star bit cap is intentional, that's real clever on nintendo's part lol

@wadespencer3623

Жыл бұрын

It almost certainly is. They probably realized right away that people could just idle in the first level for a few hours and get hundreds of lives and implemented an easy fix.

I wonder how long it would take to TAKE a life in every game in the franchise

@novamarpo3

9 ай бұрын

😈

1:28 in order to get a life, you must take out like 8 lives.

The obligatory followup would be "Have a heart" in Zelda

@retro3188

Ай бұрын

You don’t even have to move-Zelda gives you hearts at the beginning by default!

Just when I thought there was nowhere else to go with this series

Now that’s what I call a bit of tips and tricks from Mario! how to get a life…

6:10 That‘s actually genius.

@JuanpyStudios

2 ай бұрын

yes

If Mario taught me anything it’s that the only thing you need to do to get a life is collect enough money.

@Solo_man69

Жыл бұрын

Tru that

@silversonome5360

Жыл бұрын

us healthcare moment

@zarfen

Жыл бұрын

@@silversonome5360 💀 😂

@kyra1037

Жыл бұрын

You mean becoming a mass murderer?

j0rts, every time I see you have a new video out, I drop everything to watch it, and it's always such a bright spot in my day I'm into your channel as a gamer, but more and more, I'm into your channel as an educator. You took this creative leap--do this really tongue in cheek thing, see where it goes, and I think you realize you're reinventing the game a bit here. *You are an educational speedrunner*. You are getting this hard, fast data about game development, and, like, that is worth being excited about on its own and. Oh my God, the Star Birs. How many people know the hard cap? How many people decided to play the game that way? You did, by thinking outside of the box, that is so honestly exciting to me as a game dev nerd--to know there's a hard cap written in there, and what it is, because someone decided to try to play a game differently-- I GUSH, but like. Someone did that. A real person was in charge of that tiny little detail, that number, and the chances that anyone else ever noticed was astronomically (hurr) low. *But you did it.* And that means their work is seen by thirty-seven thousand more people than probably knew previous. It's just such...simple, and human, and kind of beautiful. You did it. You got a life. And it was only *slightly* longer than the fucking *comical* amount of average run time to Sunshine's absolute *gauntlet* of an opening You absolute *martyr* Keep it real ✌️

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

Wow this is one of the nicest comments I’ve read, thank you so much! I’m glad you appreciate all the small weird things in games too :)

@Marblegamingmaster

Жыл бұрын

@@j0rts You should do how fast can you die in each Mario game. Also, get a real life and do something worth while😂 I love video games but I don’t play it for a living. I would be a madman if I played it every single hour

You're a superstar. How fast can you get a star in every Mario game?

@TheSoapontheWii360

Жыл бұрын

Good idea

@Solo_man69

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

Hilarious!!! love this series, keep making great vids bro!

5:05 Funnily enough, it looks like, instead of 'decapitating Mario', you just turned him into Luigi.

3:56 FALLING STAR BITS HAVE A LIMIT?? Someone needs to tell Nathaniel Bandy!

I can't believe after all these years you finally got a life, congratulations!

Wow getting a life is apparently just as easy as my parents tell me!

I cried at 4:44 when the 3D World music started playing for the 3D Land title screen

@JuanpyStudios

2 ай бұрын

bruh

Great job getting a life, jorts!

Interesting the 47 star bits cap, dunno why this specific number tho

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

yeah it's strange, maybe because some star bits from the sky come in groups of 3? not sure

I love how Nathaniel Bandy is avoiding everything you are touching

Is "Grow up!" as in "Get a Mushroom" next?

How about "Have a Heart" and you get a piece of heart in The Legend of Zelda. Absolutely love all these videos btw.

j0rts in 2034: no one can tell me anything anymore because i already did it in every mario game

Bro this man got 19 lives and I still don't have ONE!!

That fact in smg was interesting! Take my sub! Keep up the amazing work 🔥

Lol the thumbnail is actually hilarious 😂

Go touch snow.

This is defenitly why 1 ups were made😂

2:02 you need to punch butterflies in a level. They will either give you a 1 up or a ball that damages you.

1:26 Take 8 lives, get one free! The butterfly punching sounds kind of Mew-under-the-truck to me but it'd be interesting if that actually works 😆

Now I wonder how long it would take to do the opposite in every Mario game...

As a mario odessey player i can confirm i can't get a life😢

I love these smart aleck response videos to people telling gamers to stop playing.

Lmao that intro killed me

I just biked 78.5 miles AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS!! Nice video I love this video and I am a big fan of you Jorts

"Get a life."

@zachshows2597

16 күн бұрын

Ya I think people get it.

Suggustion: get a sword in every Zelda game? Loving this series so much!

Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!

Okay but how fast can you get the first power up?

@johnpeterlocke2976

Жыл бұрын

The super mushroom

How fast can you kill something in every mario game?

gets a 1-up…immediately dies falling 🤣😎

Lol the mario sunshine one 😂

you've touched grass. you've touched water. you've touched fire. you've even touched life itself. but you've never touched a woman.

@fatyoshi1456

Жыл бұрын

How fast can you touch a woman in every mario game

Punching butterflies has like a 33% of working

don't get a life, TOUCH GRASS!

1-Ups are the best thing in Mario Games!

@TheRetroReboot

Жыл бұрын

First i feel famous and yes they are

0:45 dies very dramatically after getting a life 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Your videos are the most funny, well made videos I’ve ever seen!!!

3:43 the answer is no believe or not. You can specifically pick up a couple of bonus star bits that will always spawn right behind you. However since the camera was technically locked, the only way to see this, is in debug mode. I speak from experience, as a kid one of my friends in middle school homebrewed their wii and went dicking about in galaxy for an cosmic Easter eggs

"Hey get a life" **becomes a mass murderer** "OH NONONONONONO NOT LIKE THAT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT STOP"

0:41 The way he says *"g o o m b a"* 😂

Alternative title: Mario but he plays games too much

This was super fun! What about heart pieces in zelda?

Earth? Water? Fire, Air and now Heart? Man's low-key trying to summon captain planet.

"I have too... see how fast I can get a life in every mario game!" the person who said "get a life": that's not what I meant!!!

5:03 almost got me as great wall of China 💀

This is the content I didn't know I needed

Ok, but as an odyssey player, I LAUGHED when the “optimal rolling” started

Kirby has a new task. In addition to touching grass and water, he must now also get a life.

Hehehehehe xD i love this channel! Simple and entertaining xD

Bowser's Fury didn't count. A powerup isn't the same thing as an extra life. I believe you need 100 coins for a life.

“Touch grass” “Get a life” I feel like your trying to tell us something

It feels oddly funny that the fastest life was in mario bros:the lost levels

That cat one was pretty funny

It’s because each pack of star bits only appear if you haven’t collected all star bits from it 3:58

Watching this video made me go outside! It only worked for a few minutes before I went back inside, but hey, that's progress?

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

You’re doing great

Long before the era of “touching GRASS” A phrase I’ve heard many times in the PAST I have to see how FAST I can get a life. Yeah this brother spitting.

I'm so glad I found this channel. 😁

You got a life, now it’s time to get a friend.

That thumbnail would make a great reaction image on social media.

“I think im starting to understand what people mean by getting a life now” 😂

you know how you touched each element now I want you to touch stone in every Mario game

That thumbnail is priceless. XD

Now get a life in every Zelda game

That thumbnail is just so memeable

Kick a koopa shell in every Mario game in every game that you can do that in

Concerning the "Get a Life" phrase: I remember passing by a guy at GamesCom who wore a Shirt with the Text: They told me to grow up (a Super Mushroom half-concealed under "ow up") and get a Life (a 1-Up half-concealed under "ife"). That was good humor on my opinion. I mean I still remember it years later.

“Get a life”. Now that’s a phrase I haven’t heard in a long time.

4:43 You in jail when you pirated a game be like:

some butterflies do, not all, the ones on the left side of the castle that spawn in 3 should work iirc

The first bit is so funny😂

2:00 you don't need to punch butterflies, you only need to touch them, and it only works with certain butterflies

technically as soon as you start you can win since you get 3 or 5 lives as soon as you start

Now you *have* to do "Jumping off a cliff" in every Mario game.

the butterfly punching thing works in certain levels

I will soon know everything about every Mario game without playing a single one of them

I'm SHOCKED that you still didn't touch some good ol' electricity! ⚡️

one day J0rts will include Paper Mario and Mario RPG

The last killed me

In mario galaxy intro actually you can get a 1-up there hidden star bits in the flowers in mostly everywhere in the game

Jorts will outlive us all now.

Now you have to see how fast you can touch Rocks in every Mario game

5:00 instead of the great wall of China the great wall of Goomba

Mario starts with a life so 0:00 for all