These goombas are outta control

@mcpuncake3244

10 ай бұрын

Real

@SMG4i

10 ай бұрын

yes

@Comagold

10 ай бұрын

G00MBA

@ozzmarwars4546

10 ай бұрын

LETS GO

@Defender1876

10 ай бұрын

i think instead of u resetting in the lost levels u should of just ignored the paratroopa and got the poison mushroom

We gotta get revenge. How fast can you *take* a life in every Mario game?

@Priem6969

9 ай бұрын

You mean how fast you can *murder* in every Mario game

@Introbulus

9 ай бұрын

@@Priem6969 Yes basically.

@judahgarrington8127

9 ай бұрын

I’m in

@kmosterbergLolbit

9 ай бұрын

All for it

@afrozeneagle

9 ай бұрын

Let’s roll

Nice to see the Goomba getting a spotlight in one of these videos.

@louie.kazooie

10 ай бұрын

I instinctively started reading this in the Hotel Mario voice lol

These goombas deserve a promotion for being able to speedrun killing Mario

@stray1239

10 ай бұрын

a raise? but they're the masterminds...

People often point out that Bowser goes way too easy on Mario, sending pathetic goombas to kill him and making the lava pits too small. But in the majority of timelines Mario dies and never faces bowser.

Its funny how you somehow gained a life instead of losing one in Mario World

1:34 is pure reflex for us all

0:12 I know someone who has lost more lives... the Geometry Dash Icon

@NoobyNoob0102

Ай бұрын

I knew I'll find a comment like that

@VERYCOOLMONKEYVR

27 күн бұрын

No the stick man on the road signs

Finally, Bowser's army is doing their job.

@theeldesttreeE

5 ай бұрын

FINALLY

@av8063

7 күн бұрын

Yes ❤

Mario games always seem so simple and easy and then you die to the first goomba

0:04 Goomba

You should try some of these challenges with Kirby games! Like getting a life and whatnot

@sonicthehedgehog23145

9 ай бұрын

bro getting a life in kirby is so easy actually wait it depends on which game your playing if ur playing like magalor epilogue or return to dream land then that does not apply

Over time I've come to appreciate just how much faster it is to get to the action (and your first death) in older games

Is it really losing a life when you know exactly where it was thrown away

How fast can you touch Zelda in every Zelda game?

@lindseylindsey9200

10 ай бұрын

Link’s Awakening moment

@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit

9 ай бұрын

Never, because Zelda isn't real.

You should do "how long does it take to max out your wallet in every Zelda game." That one would be pretty long, but it could be fun.

3:17 The princess' crown counts as a spike and would cause Mario to lose 1 HP if jumped on (joke)

3:52 That's one spicy meatball-a.

I too am going to lose a life to the Super Mario RPG remake. So hyped for it!

Fun fact to see this video, Death% is one of the most common alternate speedruns around!

Jfc the drowning deaths are actually pretty nutty to see in the kid friendly mario series. Held nothing back with the animations, gruesome.

"you dare bring light into my lair!? You must die!" - ganon, link: the faces of evil.

How quickly can you touch A Friend in every Mario? How quickly can you touch Authority in every Kirby? How quickly can you touch Air in every Metroid game?

@mustacheman529

9 ай бұрын

Technically, Samus is most likely always touching air, as long as her suit is working.

@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit

9 ай бұрын

What friends are in Mario 1?

I think you can lose a life faster in SM 64 by going to a wall, make a triple jump into it, wall jump and do a ground pound at the peak of the jump, that way you take fall damage. Repeat four times and you are dead in the castle grounds.

Sorry to inform you, but that enemy in galaxy 2 at 4:08 is not a goomba. It's a Galoomba, they're different.

@KailynnKat

9 ай бұрын

If we're being nitpicky then at 1:18 that's technically a Goombo, which is a variation of the Goomba, but not an actual Goomba itself!

That sliding guy in Super Mario World was my mortal enemy as a child. Lost so many lives to it.

Now after touching Death, comes Money!!!

once mario wonder comes out, I hope you make a compilation of how fast you can do all these things in that game!

complete mario without touching goomba

0:30 Other Than The First Motobug In Sonic 1

I wonder where Hotel Mario would be on this list.

1:33 when muscle memory kicks in

Super Mario Bros 2 is so hard that even deliberately killing yourself to the first Koopa takes skill.

Should I count this as touching Ghost (since you die) or touching Ground (because you get buried)? Either way, that's 5 types touched, 13 types left!

@chaoscasserole5990

10 ай бұрын

I think this should count for Ghost since you're technically touching Ground whenever you're... well, Grounded. If that's not enough for Ground though, then Ground could be an underground level or something

This premise would be very fun for Zelda

I love that you showed multiple options for this one, showing which method would actually be faster between a couple initial ideas.

Boy oh boy, your videos literally are to die for (RIP Mario)

1:32 XD when you fail so hard at losing a life you gain one instead

Touching money could be another challenge you can do in these games :) Also jeez for being the easiest enemy Goomba’s are also apparently the deadliest

Go touch grass! -> Touches grass Drink some water. -> Jumps into water Get a life! -> Literally gets a life ??? -> Loses a life ... I wonder what the incentive might've been this time.

@youtubeuniversity3638

10 ай бұрын

Probably a statement that'd get a comment reported quite a bit...

@csolisr

10 ай бұрын

Something whose abbreviation rhymes with Guilty Gear's Ky Kiske, that's for sure

I travel back to 1994 after the Mario movie already exists. I explain to people that in the future year 2023 on the internet (what is the internet???) there is a channel, like a videocassette, but you don't have to leave home, like watching TV, but videocassette, but without leaving home. There's a channel that makes funny videos about Mario. Yes, this is the future. And that humanity is dying out because you, which means us, so we didn't listen to the scientists back then. Well I did and do, but I'm not the mass of people. Somehow that also fits the morbid theme of the video. The end is near.

0:46 you would touches this koppa anyway j0rts.

speaking about instant death, i love it when big bass fish in smb3 eating me up😅 the drawn sprite itself just looks so socky

Good job, mate. I am thoroughly impressed.

0:17 gd cube nerd

idk about saying death is the greatest fear in humanity, that goomba from the orginal mario bros movie is pretty scary

How fast can you get a sword in every zelda game just a thought...

j0rts is trying to discover the true elements and become the real-life avatar by throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks.

Now you must touched quicksand

How about: How fast can you touch Peach in every Mario game?

For this particular challenge, it would be interesting to include donkey kong and mario bros.

4:35 smh didnt spinpound roll cancel to land on the guard rail and buffer a spin pound to quickly jump into the pit.

@sirglitch5892

2 ай бұрын

Yeah can't believe he didn't do that it wouldve been a whole 2 seconds faster and its only way harder

Could easily cut 30s out of Mario 64. You can get ontop of the castle early without the cannon and there's a small area you can ledge grab that'll insta kill Mario. Or if you want to do glitchless (Getting on top of the castle I would consider "tech" not a glitch, the same way you claimed lakitu skip is a speedrun strat) you can triple jump wall kick ground pound off the tower on top of the castle for fall damage

Thanks for this, because of your video I decided to buy Super Mario Land instead of my originally planned Mario Galaxy

So basically this is Mario being Kenny from South Park for 5:26 minutes

SMB-Those damn cheep-cheeps on the bridge can still get me. SMB2-i still miss jumps in 5-1. SMB3-Big Bass will occasionally eat me. SMW-Reznors!!! >:\/ YI-Goonie Bird Flight. 😑

*TOUCH AIR IN EVERY MARIO GAME.*

@mankanwarjotsingh8502

9 ай бұрын

Oh god getting the bold text right took 4 edits I’m kinda dumb

It's kind of surprising that Super Mario RPG is third to last compared to both Galaxy games and not just by some slim chance but by 20 seconds.

I love this type of videos

0:34 “this enemy has claimed more lives than anything else ever” Spike from geometry dash: bruh

the goombas are literally the embodiment of death

3:18 peach has a crown and mario can't land on it

Mario hasn’t took as much pain as the average 3 year old that plays roblox

In SM64, I'm sure it's pretty fast to climb up the castle roof on the right and die using the out-of-bounds ledge grab in the very corner.

@austinmartin2927

9 ай бұрын

Might just be fastest to climb up a tree, handstand, jump, take fall damage, repeat a few times.

Never realized mario games were so deadly good

I'd be curious how long it takes to touch death in other Mario RPG series (Paper Mario, Mario and Luigi, Mario + Rabbids)

X and Aang Mario want you to exercise, not die!!!

You forgot one more person who suffered more deaths than mario. The geometry dash cube

3:22 peach is taller lmao

I’m shocked Super Mario RPG wasn’t the slowest game to die in!

SOOOOOOO now Nathaniel Bandy's probably writing the scrite or playing mario games for 'avoiding death in every mario game' ''I'm allergic to DEATH. So today I am gonna try to beat all of the mario games WITHOUT DYING. If I die, I have to start that game all over again. Now let's get into it.'' -says Nathaniel Bandy

Do you emulate Mario Galaxy? I never had the Wii but I'm not sure if is worth to install the emulator (right now I don't know how). If the answer is yes, how do you use the Wii-mote?

Alr fine you’ve done air,fire,grass,water,life and death But now ya gotta touch some rock ,some stone ,some 🪨

Cool but how fast you can open/close a door in every Mario game (INCLUDING Hotel Mario)

It’s your falt for jumping over the gar-rails.

You can die faster in the earliest NES games by doing a fast acceleration at the start.

I didn't even know they were doing a Super Mario RPG remake, so there's hope for Geno in Smash (next game at least)

Jorts teaching eveyrone.... Goomba= serial killer

Assorted goops is the new exotic butters.

What is the deadliest enemy when it comes to Mario games?

now legend of zelda

It’s funny, whenever I try to avoid the paratroopas, they kill me, but when you try to hit them, they kill you.

So, you included Mario RPG, but still not the Paper Marios?? Super Paper Mario would've been really creative because you can Game Over by refusing to undertake the quest in the opening cutscene! And in TTYD, you just die by repeatedly jumping in the water at the start of the game!

How fast can you get a game over in every Zelda game? Video suggestion

How fast can you get a sword in every zelda game

I can’t think about someone with more deaths then Mario! *bathroom sign man*

Let’s see this one : how fast can you touch the color yellow in all Mario games

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 still beats all of those by a good 114 days. It's called the COVID strategy. All you gotta do is cause a pandemic which will then result in the timer's start getting delayed by exactly 364 days, which is enough to push the total time taken to reach death into the negatives.

I like how we've just completely given up on these being actual optimal numbers.

Touch bones in every Zelda game

Well, maybe the goombas were the biggest fear after all

0:05 NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. I CONFUSED THE HOW FAST CAN YOU TOUCH A KOOPA VIDEO WITH THIS VIDEO AND THOUGHT MY COMMENT GOT REMOVED

Fail. No CDI games, no Cadence of Hyrule, no Rabbits…

One of my friends was trying to do this challenge, they never told me how fast it took them though. ☹️

you dare challenge me? because i bet i can dye faster with my incompatence at platefoirmers :)

Touch Fire in every Zelda game

1:37 that gives me idea for you, try make How fast can you GET a life in every Mario game? (unless you did it already of course)

I chose to do a Koopa death counter and I counted 3 Super Mario 2 (Lost Levels) Super Mario World Super Mario RPG

The Goomba be like: maybe I am a challenge

Surely it's quicker to jump of the edge in mario galaxy rather than being hit 3 times