How fast can you touch grass in every Zelda game?
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People still keep telling me to touch grass so that's exactly what I did...by seeing how fast you can touch grass in every Zelda game.
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THAT should be enough grass touching for a while.
@MeepsScience
Жыл бұрын
now do pokemon games
@WiiSportsClub
Жыл бұрын
There is never enough grass touching.
@soyboydj6875
Жыл бұрын
Touch grass
@Baine53
Жыл бұрын
I'd say do Sonic next, but I'm pretty sure it would be immediate grass-touching for almost all of them.
@bluestaff8248
Жыл бұрын
love the touch grass series bit thing, but go touch some actual grass now
I suggested Zelda just because the first game had no grass.
@JustJulyo
Жыл бұрын
Ganon reincarnated into Super Top Secret Area
@Super_Top_Secret_Area
Жыл бұрын
@@JustJulyo I'm not that evil, you could still play the Super Famicom remake, which actually had some grass in the overworld. But you would be playing a partially lost, region-locked game with limited availability. Ok, maybe I am evil after all.
@_Mikeebeed_
Жыл бұрын
@@ZMATRIX_06well nah he got a heart from the- nvm
@taker601
Жыл бұрын
@@Super_Top_Secret_Area :0 Double space after tagging someone? Pressing enter twice??? THE OSTRICH?
@Super_Top_Secret_Area
Жыл бұрын
@@taker601 Yes.
Touch grass in every Metroid game; oh wait they're all indoors.
@roskoetgc
Жыл бұрын
Yo, love your vids man
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
*uploads mega compilation of playing through every Metroid game casually*
@zlatanbogdanovic6874
Жыл бұрын
For some reason. I tought the same thing. Mihajlo Bogdanović
@bluewuppo
Жыл бұрын
scuttlebug
@DireBowser
Жыл бұрын
I think most of the games actually do have grass. Super Metroid has you start on the surface of Zebes which has grass, and Fusion has an SR388 habitat, which means Metroid II probably has grass on the surface. I haven't played Dread yet, so I can't say much about it. Metroid 1 technically has you touch grass at the very end, but cutscene grass doesn't count. Edit: Metroid NES has 0 grass. I was mistaken. You could do a touch acid run, tho.
“Let’s go down this ladder carefully” (jumps off the ladder) “Let’s go across this bridge now” (completely falls off the bridge)
“Also fun fact do you know you can die in the starting area of the game” Link failed his mission before it started 💀
So… I think you’re the world’s fastest “touch grass” speed runner then. Yes, this is now an official speed running category.
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
I’ll accept that title
@DasingerVoice
Жыл бұрын
Grass % speed run
@vividao4123
Жыл бұрын
I wonder if there's a way to touch 100% of every singular unit of grass in a game.
@raetekusu1
Жыл бұрын
@@DasingerVoice Grass+Ass% - BOTW, touch grass then spend a night with Paya.
@MouldMadeMind
Жыл бұрын
@@vividao4123 most games have grass as a texture, which you can't really measure.
I want to see a video of how quickly you can softlock every Zelda.
Fun fact: link wakes up at the start of every game as a symbol for a new hero “waking up” butt in sequels such as breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom
All I can think of now is the hero of Hyrule walking out the door, faceplanting into the nearest patch of grass and snorting the shit out of it. All why Ganondorf terrorizes the locals in the background.
@jjabbott7249
Жыл бұрын
That's just Breath of the Wild.
@dominicjannazo7144
Жыл бұрын
OoT dank% is that with a different type of grass
@Lilly2fine4u
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂
@Rbxkid21
2 ай бұрын
Bro. -_-
i’ve never noticed how many times you wake up to start the game, im glad you pointed that out lmao
@Myserval
Жыл бұрын
someone should make a video about that, that would be really interesting to see! nintendo loves doing that cuz like, kirby and the forgotten land starts with kirby waking up - im sure theres a pokemon game or two that do that too
@skchabauzinha7118
Жыл бұрын
I heard somewhere it was meant to represent the awakening of a hero or something
@KisiroKitsune
Жыл бұрын
It's a time-honored tradition.
@richardmahn7589
Жыл бұрын
I wonder, if we were to change the beginning of the original Zelda game and have Link wake up, how and where would it happen?
@haroeneissa790
Жыл бұрын
It makes sense. He needs some rest before he starts running and fighting for like 80 hours straight without any breaks.
Touch grass in Pokémon
This is truly riveting content and important journalism that everyone needs to be aware of. Keep up the good work!
Link waking up at the beginning of some games is a bit of story telling. It's supposed to signify a new hero. If you notice, Link wakes up in OOT, but doesnt in MM since it's a direct sequel.
@chickenninja09
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it signifies the awakening of the next hero of Hyrule
@ARUCARDFTEPES
Жыл бұрын
Interesting, I never even thought about it until he started a counter.
@329link
Жыл бұрын
It also serves to establish link's character. He's meant to be more laid back and chill, sometimes even with a bit of a lazy streak. Makes it more meaningful when he answers the call of duty. That's actually one of the reasons why I don't like BotW Link as much, since he never gets to have that bit of characterization because the game starts off with everything already going down.
@deltnira
Жыл бұрын
Oh that's true ! And really interesting : we can predict that we will not wake up in totk for it is a sequel of botw (in wich we wake up after 100 years btw)
@abadhaiku
Жыл бұрын
It's there to tell the player "This dude is just out here living his own quiet life when heroism smacked him on the head and he had to go out and Metroidvania"
Legend tells of a hero.. who wakes up and touches grass. And thus, the green tunic has been passed down from generation to generation to honor his odd obsession.
@d3dfox155
Жыл бұрын
also a sword passed down to said hero, to cut and carry grass around.... people... still dont know why he does it.
@Evan-uz5lx
Жыл бұрын
True
Link wakes up at the beginning of Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks too
4:24 I recognized it! Fav zelda game's main soundtrack.. I love you my man
Finally Adventure of Link is best at SOMETHING
@GlowingOrangeOoze
Жыл бұрын
IMO it was the game where it was the most fun to fight enemies all the way until BotW.
@of5606
Жыл бұрын
Hey, it was the best at making me want to go outside.
@bessidahorse
Жыл бұрын
Best at hard difficulty?
@citronvannalemon
10 ай бұрын
It's best at making you want to eat your controller.
@ChaosRayZero
6 ай бұрын
It has the best temple music too. _Fight me!_
I approve of the "touch grass" series. More. Or maybe not. But more.
@darkmudofhorror8224
Жыл бұрын
❗
Whenever link wakes up feeling incredible, he should worry, it's about to be a long day.
HEY!!! I HAVE THE WII U BOTW VERSION TOO!!! Great to see another Wii U enjoyer! Great videos, even though I take too long to realize references...
I love zelda's little green hat. His legend is very powerful. 🥗
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
Yes, Mr. Zelda is very powerful
@The_Soul_King
Жыл бұрын
Zelda is a great hero
@LifeIsAHighwayIAmACarCrash
Жыл бұрын
I know this is a joke but it still makes me so disappointed
@killertofu586
Жыл бұрын
@@PodoHelmer I think you're confused. The games are called the Legend of Zelda, not the Legend of Link
@killswitch69
Жыл бұрын
@@PodoHelmer pretty sure it was sarcasm
Link's awakening doesn't start with them waking up, it ends with it
@Cryo_Gen
Жыл бұрын
Ironic
@spudsbuchlaw
Жыл бұрын
[Explosion.ogg]
@yoshidababies4222
Жыл бұрын
Mind: blown
Hard to say why I spent the last 7:15 watching you touch all that grass, but it made me very happy. 😂 😂 keep up the good(...?) work! "If a street performer gets you to stop, you owe them a buck."
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad my grass touching made you happy. Thank you :)
@blackgamerfirst8439
Жыл бұрын
I think I have the same story😂
Ok, no more touching grass. Touch snow instead
How fast can the fastest hedgehog alive touch grass? I need to see more grass touching.
@BonaparteBardithion
Жыл бұрын
My sister had the same suggestion. Probably pretty quickly since a variant of Green Hill Zone opens at least half the games.
@Lorfo11
Жыл бұрын
Green Hill Zone, Emerald Hills Zone, Angel Island Zone, Mushroom Hills Zone (if we count Sonic and Knuckles as its own game) just to name the Sega Megadrive games all start on Grass.
@EinDose
Жыл бұрын
The Megadrive games all make this one easy, but after that it gets weird. If you start with the Dark story in SA2 you need to clear a whole boss fight before getting the chance to touch grass.
@treyslider6954
Жыл бұрын
@@EinDose I mean, how far into City Escape do you get before there's grass you can touch? I bet there's some in it somewhere, but it's a pretty urban environment... ...and then you get to Heroes and you literally start on grass again :D
@EinDose
Жыл бұрын
@@treyslider6954 you end up in a little public park after the boarding section, so it's not too bad.
"Also did you know you could die in the starting area of this game?" (as the camera slowly but surely moves back making Link grainier and graineir)
@the_swagg
Жыл бұрын
lol that what i was thinking too
The Phantom Hourglass bit had me laughing my ass off
KZread recommendations has struck and given me a good giggle. Also I've died in the tutorial for Spirit Tracks.
5:03 bro thinks he's walter white
3:42 Sub-optimal. You can do a side-hop over the railing, into the water and do a super swim onto the land and roll onto the grass.
@blackballensns
Жыл бұрын
nerd
@sek3234
Жыл бұрын
@@blackballensns clown 🤡
@Johblade101
10 ай бұрын
@@blackballensns🤡
Phantom hourglass was such a throwback I couldn’t remember the title of this game for years
Throwing stuff to npcs was the best part 😂😂
This guy: "All we need to do is climb down this ladder VERY SAFELY and then walk across this bridge CAREFULLY" Also him: *Proceeds to break Link's kneecaps and plunge into the ocean because of the pain*
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
I’m sure he’ll be fine
@Sans_is_goat
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rts you sure he'll be fine
@creeperking8702
Жыл бұрын
@@Sans_is_goat yeah I heard hospital beds are really comfortable he’ll be fine in there
@user-np2xl4qk4w
Жыл бұрын
@@creeperking8702 they aren't lol
Of course the green boi would be faster at touching grass than the red man
@treyslider6954
Жыл бұрын
But is the blue hog faster than the green boi? These are the pressing issues of our time.
Hearing the game over music from phantom hourglass gave me chills. Good memories
Thanks for this walkthrough
4:46 You skipped the part where Link wakes up at the beginning of Phantom Hourglass
@JBaughb
Жыл бұрын
He’s also asleep on the floor at the beginning of Spirit Tracks.
@ananini3547
Жыл бұрын
He also wakes up at the begining of Twilight Princess, doesn't he?
@lonedragonwolf1706
Жыл бұрын
I can confirm two of those, I have played Twilight Princess, Fado wakes Link up, and I have seen part of the intro to Spirit Tracks where Link was indeed asleep on the floor. Sorry that I don’t know about Phantom Hourglass. I might update this reply if I find out though.
@ananini3547
Жыл бұрын
@@lonedragonwolf1706 I can confirm he does indeed wake up at the start of Phantom Hourglass
I seriously cannot get over how good you are at touching grass. I wish I too held this talent, but to my dismay, I do not.
Love these touch stuff videos. Should finish off the Zelda series with touching Fire. :D Air would be interesting too since the Mario one was fun, if you think you can make another video where each game takes 0.01 seconds and have the jokes cracking.
4:58 The death scenes are so dramatic with these games! 😂😂😂
The birth of a new series and its beatiful
@JustJulyo
Жыл бұрын
So glad I subscribed!
@lgwenl3373
Жыл бұрын
Awwwwww
4:54 preparing the Zelda touch water video already, aren’t we?
Oh man that Ocarina of time title screen music hits hard EVERY TIME.
"He a little confused, but he got the spirit."
Seeing how long it takes to touch grass in some of these games makes me appreciate skipping cutscenes in modern gaming.
this is genuinely such a good video idea and its executed hilariously i laugh every time he leads into "-where there is plenty of nice grass to touch"
Sick! You also have the WII U version of breath of the wild? That's cool dude! I have mainly seen people use the switch version nowadays, interesting that you also have the WII U version.
J0rts: lets just walk across this bridge very carefully link: jumps in the water
5:12 me when I touch grass
now do metroid games since that should be an actual challenge
Had grass growing in my childhood home for a while. Found it funny. I'm scared of bugs so I just focused on how funny somehow grass grew in the bathroom crack in the floor/wall.
2:42 definitely looks like a totally sick nasty bike jump I would have made in the woods as a child
Don’t worry about not knowing that Triforce Heroes existed. Most people don’t. Nintendo gave it 30 seconds in an E3 Nintendo Direct then never mentioned it again.
@chaotickreg7024
Жыл бұрын
Triforce heroes got a lot of one attention in one very specific community! And that's polyamorous couples. I was in an open relationship with a girl that played it with another couple. One of the only 3 player games playable by tumblr nerds.
I love the "TOUCH GRASS" guy!
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
Is this the #1 horse streamer?
Bro link to the past has a special place in my heart.. the first game I ever played actually
Link waking up represents the rise or awakening of a new hero, that why he never wakes up at the beginning of sequels
Pls keep touching grass it’s how I found your channel and it’s fun. 😂
Just subscribed yesterday after watching the Mario grass-touching video, and am so happy to see another one
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
Glad to hear it :)
@iJerseyDevil
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rts Absolutely, your videos are great. Keep it up!
LMAO, I felt you with the BOTW game cause I have it on the Wii-U as well 😂
Him: Carefully walk across this bridge Also him: *jumps into the water
This is why Majora's Mask and the Oracle games are my favorites in the series: because you immediately start out touching grass 😤
Now to go touch grass in every DK game 😂
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
;)
@lgwenl3373
Жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@WD_RatLad
Жыл бұрын
"And then there's Chunky, he's- Dead."
I love that they do this when link wakes up at the start of the game I hope they make that in the newest game
Mom: we need to go in 7 minutes. Me:hold on let me play every Zelda game real quick
Touch grass in every single pokemon game including the spin offs.
@chaotickreg7024
Жыл бұрын
Avoid tall grass!
I didn't think you'd be able to do it in Ocarina of Time... But thank goodness you were able to find some.
Link waking up at the start of the game is supposed to symbolize the awakening of a new hero
Didn't even touch grass in Link's Crossbow Training... smh my head.
incredible series concept. looking forward to all grass touching videos.
I am also one of the 10 with a Wii U copy of Breath of the Wild, nice to find someone who has one of the other copies!
link to the past was my first too it really made me love the series
Touch grass, in Metroid.
Touch. More. Grass.
loved the grass% concept keep going
This was more entertaining than it should be.
I also have the Wii U version of breath of the wild we just built different. This video was funny. Keep making great content.
@jordicoma
Жыл бұрын
Also I
I think the reason most of the games start with hime awakening is because it’s like a new hero is born
Why did I love this video so much? Perhaps we'll never know
But like...now I'm just going to tell you to touch grass in various other games like Kirby or Pokémon
6:28 hey I'm another of ten people, but unfortunately my wii-u broke before I could finish the game.
@tystrickland
Жыл бұрын
I guess that makes me the 3rd out of ten and i also completed the fame and dlc on both wii u and switch 😂
@antoninolocicero7193
Жыл бұрын
Here's the forth
@sansattorney
Жыл бұрын
Here's the fifth
Now, this is a question i didnt knew i needed an answer about.
he always wake up because is the hero awakening
Really, this makes a great test of the expansion of time between title screen and gameplay over the years. You can see the gap widen steadily with every subsequent release until the DS.
Even though I have played and replayed so many Zelda games over the course of my life, I never actually noticed how often Link woke up at the start of the games. Nice catch!
Adventures of Link. The game that punishes you for touching grass. Link: "Oh boy. Let me just step on this grass and have a nice sunny day" Shadow Demons: *Snapping intensifies*
I don't know why the fact about dying in the starting area was so funny
This man is an absolute legend for touching grass in every Zelda game
@korytoombs886
Жыл бұрын
Failed because he forgot CDi games.
@Drayconic13
Жыл бұрын
@@korytoombs886 Except he jokingly referenced one of them
@zachdavisson6110
Жыл бұрын
I didn't see him touch grass is Link's Crossbow Training. (Does that game have grass? Citation needed)
Imagen touching grass after 100 years of sleeping.
Link wakes up at the beginning of Spirit Tracks too 😭 understandable miss lol
Bro actually bought BotW on the Wii U, I didn't even know that existed 💀
Awesome! keep up the good work!
This is just fantastic content.
As someone who's bedridden, I'm glad you're touching grass for me
Now we need one of Kirby. Oh and the other two for Zelda, water and fire.
I think we need to start doing with this on games that have barely any grass....
You forgot to include both Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks links waking up, bringing the total to 11.
@Ghoastie_toastiez_animation
Жыл бұрын
It's because he skipped the cutscenes
Absolutely genius content
TotK just involves a swan dive into the earth.
This just really made me want to replay the phantom hourglass, minish cap and spirit tracks
I love the zelda series, great video! (here before it blows up)