How fast can you break a pot in every Zelda game?

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One of the core elements of Zelda is breaking into people's homes and smashing their personal belongings, so let's see how fast we can do it.
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  • @j0rts
    @j0rts10 ай бұрын

    pot

  • @CJMcG

    @CJMcG

    10 ай бұрын

    poot

  • @FritoFrogito

    @FritoFrogito

    10 ай бұрын

    Real

  • @blendergoblin4615

    @blendergoblin4615

    10 ай бұрын

    Pot also duck are hot.

  • @M.cmoters

    @M.cmoters

    10 ай бұрын

    Pot

  • @GerardMenvussa

    @GerardMenvussa

    10 ай бұрын

    ato

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R10 ай бұрын

    It’s funny that the first two Zelda games don’t have pots in them, considering they were documented as prequels to A Link to the Past by Miyamoto. That would mean that the Link from A Link to the Past broke every single pot in Hyrule, before the timeline got updated with more games.

  • @Octo5043

    @Octo5043

    10 ай бұрын

    Sequels?

  • @Chris-gx1ei

    @Chris-gx1ei

    10 ай бұрын

    They are actually sequels

  • @JJ_R

    @JJ_R

    10 ай бұрын

    Oops. I meant to say A Link to the Past was the prequel. I goofed.

  • @KaitouKaiju

    @KaitouKaiju

    10 ай бұрын

    The great Hyrule pot shortage

  • @S0ME_GUY

    @S0ME_GUY

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@JJ_Rthe edit button is right there

  • @KingTwelveSixteen
    @KingTwelveSixteen10 ай бұрын

    I like how little middle-ground there is between 'easy, 30 seconds tops' and 'half an hour, minimum'.

  • @Bioniclewiznch
    @Bioniclewiznch10 ай бұрын

    Could easily save 10+ seconds in ocarina of time by just going back inside Link's house after talking to Saria! Link has his own pot that just doesn't spawn during the intro I guess, probably to hide it from you.

  • @ninteney9777

    @ninteney9777

    10 ай бұрын

    Was thinking the same thing

  • @TeamNinjaCats

    @TeamNinjaCats

    10 ай бұрын

    After the intro in Link's house is the only time in normal gameplay that you're left in control on an alternate scene setup (which are normally reserved for minigames and cutscenes). You can tell it's happening also because your C buttons aren't dimmed, and actually all C items would be usable if only you had any to equip. If you immediately did a savewarp, you could skip talking to Saria, but it wouldn't be faster.

  • @PhoenixDening-cz5wd

    @PhoenixDening-cz5wd

    4 ай бұрын

    Or not leaving his house at all

  • @Iffondrel
    @Iffondrel10 ай бұрын

    Love the 10/10 split between "games that take several minutes to a half hour to break pots" vs "I found this pot within seconds." It's very satisfying.

  • @romano-britishmedli7407

    @romano-britishmedli7407

    4 ай бұрын

    I'd personally put MM and BotW in their own category. You don't have to do too much, just play some minutes of the intro. Not comparable imo to actually beating fucking dungeons. So I'd go: 1 to 10 -- 11 to 12 -- 13 to 18 (I guess LoZ and AoL don't really count).

  • @broncos435

    @broncos435

    2 ай бұрын

    especially on the portable side lmao. it's like they got to the DS era and were like, "max speed motherfuckers"

  • @murasakinokami9882
    @murasakinokami988210 ай бұрын

    I read the title as "how fast can you break every pot in a zelda game?" and went, 'damn that's dedication.'

  • @inker_monkey

    @inker_monkey

    10 ай бұрын

    lmaoo

  • @Bempus

    @Bempus

    10 ай бұрын

    Read the same first, would love to see that tbh!

  • @puppylover41925

    @puppylover41925

    10 ай бұрын

    ME TOO

  • @emmasilver2332

    @emmasilver2332

    10 ай бұрын

    That was me lol

  • @justamicrowave5297

    @justamicrowave5297

    10 ай бұрын

    I did too and i kinda want to see that video now…

  • @79bigcat
    @79bigcat10 ай бұрын

    Fun Fact: the BoTW Guardians were based on a particular kind of pottery. They try to speedrun how long it takes to break players. The series gave them their revenge.

  • @BJGvideos

    @BJGvideos

    10 ай бұрын

    Jōmon era pottery, some of the oldest pottery in known history. The Elder Pots have come for their revenge

  • @PhoenixDening-cz5wd

    @PhoenixDening-cz5wd

    4 ай бұрын

    Hah thats funny now do every type of pot theirs multiple in the newer games

  • @zavodila9279

    @zavodila9279

    2 ай бұрын

    Legend of Zelda: The Pot's Revenge

  • @izzybellyyy
    @izzybellyyy10 ай бұрын

    mario has his mushrooms popeye has his spinach link has a croissant

  • @RoAgVa

    @RoAgVa

    10 ай бұрын

    quasó

  • @buildermonkey2229

    @buildermonkey2229

    10 ай бұрын

    It's not even _his_ croissant

  • @user-pv2fz6wm2g

    @user-pv2fz6wm2g

    10 ай бұрын

    quasó

  • @Bempus

    @Bempus

    10 ай бұрын

    @@buildermonkey2229 It's not Mario's mushrooms either...

  • @superduck2448

    @superduck2448

    10 ай бұрын

    quasó

  • @rjai5003
    @rjai500310 ай бұрын

    I like how Link’s Awakening Link can apparently drag a chain chomp around, but lifting a pot is too much for him

  • @catriamflockentanz

    @catriamflockentanz

    10 ай бұрын

    Maybe Comet (or whatever his name is in your language/version. Why was the name of a Chainchomp of all things something that needed to change?) is just very well behaved?

  • @Mimi.1001

    @Mimi.1001

    10 ай бұрын

    To be fair, these pots are somehow completely impervious to sword slashes. These aren't your standard boring old Hyrulean pots which break by any means (like spontaneous combustion).

  • @MLennholm

    @MLennholm

    9 ай бұрын

    He's got good footing and strong hips but weak thighs and a bad back.

  • @HungryWarden

    @HungryWarden

    8 ай бұрын

    @rjai5003 in the remake, the chain chomp cooperates a little bit more.

  • @Koopai386
    @Koopai38610 ай бұрын

    Link has evolved from needing magic bracelets just to break pots, to literally carrying over 10 tons of weight

  • @Eddy-xc4ni

    @Eddy-xc4ni

    10 ай бұрын

    Now I need a video explaining the maths of how much weight link in totk can hold compared to minecraft steve with his golden apples Link can hold 999 golden apples 999 regular apples and a crap ton of other things and steve holds A bunch of 64 stacks of golden apples (Idk exact number of inventory slots)

  • @0ikess

    @0ikess

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Eddy-xc4ni i mean for steve using gold blocks make more sense then just an apple for his strenght

  • @Eddy-xc4ni

    @Eddy-xc4ni

    10 ай бұрын

    @@0ikess enchanted golden apples are made with an apple surrounded by 8 gold blocks So it's alot more gold if you use gold apples I saw a video a long time ago where someone did Steve's strength I don't remember who did it tho and they used those

  • @Toast_94

    @Toast_94

    10 ай бұрын

    I mean, according to BOTW link weighs about the same as 9 apples.

  • @0ikess

    @0ikess

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Eddy-xc4ni i mean that was in the past its not craftable anymore

  • @WTheW564
    @WTheW56410 ай бұрын

    Before I watched the video I thought breaking a pot in each game would be quick, but then, when you mentioned Link's Awakening, I remembered the hours of frustration I went through before finally being able to pick up a pot after collecting the item in the SECOND DUNGEON. Actually, I was surprised how long breaking a pot took in many of the games.

  • @keiyakins
    @keiyakins10 ай бұрын

    Re pots in Clock Town: There are pots in the sewer, at the Observatory, and on top of the Clock Tower. If memory serves, there are also pots in the secret back room of the swordsman's school. All of those take longer to access, though.

  • @M.cmoters
    @M.cmoters10 ай бұрын

    I didn't know plots were invented in 1990. They were invented ages ago

  • @renatraqo1170
    @renatraqo117010 ай бұрын

    Twilight princess could of been done faster as there's a pot behind beaus house

  • @Rebateman
    @Rebateman8 ай бұрын

    We need to see how all of these Zelda challenges would be on Link's Crossbow Training.

  • @realGeorgelucas18563
    @realGeorgelucas1856310 ай бұрын

    You totally smoked those pots, dude!

  • @caitlynmcmunn
    @caitlynmcmunn10 ай бұрын

    Your personality is really what makes these videos. I wouldn’t watch just anyone break pots in every Zelda game

  • @justanotherweirdhumanbeing6862
    @justanotherweirdhumanbeing686210 ай бұрын

    I remember suggesting this under one of your previous videos. I can't even begin to describe how happy it made me to finally see this ^^

  • @HeyitsEkim
    @HeyitsEkim10 ай бұрын

    you dont need to leave links house in Oot. just immediately save and reload after intro cutscene and a pot magically appears in there

  • @HarleyMaebry
    @HarleyMaebry10 ай бұрын

    You know, the 2D Octoroks are vaguely pot-shaped. You could have broken those…

  • @zarfen
    @zarfen10 ай бұрын

    The pot breaking sound triggers nostalgia like crazy!

  • @Mothuzad
    @Mothuzad10 ай бұрын

    Link's Awakening, Level 2 is actually shaped like a big pot, thus taunting you even more than you realized

  • @judebox9438
    @judebox943810 ай бұрын

    After years of rehab. Link still falls back to his old ways.

  • @Howlflame
    @Howlflame10 ай бұрын

    I want this to be a run in GDQ. Just some madman frantically swapping out games and consoles while nattering on about pots.

  • @jamessnedeker4799
    @jamessnedeker479910 ай бұрын

    A little bit of unknown lore - pots were invented during the filming of the 1990 movie Ghost. Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze's ghost were just messing around with some clay and accidentally created a pot. Not too long after that, Shigeru Miyamoto made a business trip to the Nintendo of America headquarters. He was racking his mind for some hook for the next Legend of Zelda game to be released for the Super Famicom. On a late night flight back to Japan, he ended up seeing the inflight movie Ghost and had the inspiration that would shape Zelda games for years to come.

  • @Azurious
    @Azurious10 ай бұрын

    I wonder how fast you can commit murder / kill an enemy in every legend of zelda game

  • @JerryFlowersIII
    @JerryFlowersIII10 ай бұрын

    I don't know why I keep watching these. I don't know what I'm getting out of them. And I don't plan to stop.

  • @odamorales2619
    @odamorales261910 ай бұрын

    I like breaking pots too and I’m not talking about Zelda

  • @catriamflockentanz
    @catriamflockentanz10 ай бұрын

    0:49 j0rts: "No pots? Fine, I will settle with breaking _spinal cords_ instead." Who knew that the invention of the pot saved the world from a mass murderer. -At least as long as he never finds Paella on Razen...-

  • @FireFoxie1345
    @FireFoxie13457 ай бұрын

    For Twilight Princess, you tried opening the ONLY locked door in the village.

  • @Ryguy6749.
    @Ryguy6749.10 ай бұрын

    Jorts has the weirdest obsessions in video games.

  • @re_4merchant
    @re_4merchant10 ай бұрын

    Technically for skyward sword theres plant pots in links room that you can break. They just don’t give you rupees

  • @stegomasaurus6737
    @stegomasaurus673710 ай бұрын

    Contribute to the Economy in every Zelda game. (Buy something.)

  • @WilliumBobCole
    @WilliumBobCole10 ай бұрын

    Okay but how fast can you break *every* pot in every zelda game?

  • @dreadpiraterobin8379
    @dreadpiraterobin83799 ай бұрын

    Aw link's pop pop smooching him was cute.

  • @zakuraiyadesu
    @zakuraiyadesu10 ай бұрын

    Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!

  • @ChristyTina22
    @ChristyTina2210 ай бұрын

    Majora's Mask has 3 pots at the base of the astral observitory, each with 5 rupees. Probably faster your way. I like to spend any extra time on my 1st 3 day cycle filling my wallet from these by leaving through the moon tear door, re entering, then repeat, then running to the bank when full. I usually get about 1,000 rupees deposited before the night of the 3rd day.

  • @Th3BlackLotus
    @Th3BlackLotus10 ай бұрын

    Now you have all those pots. Now how long can it take you to get high? 2d games, how long till you can get to the top of the FULL world map, and 3d games, how long until you can get to the highest point in the game?

  • @Koopai386
    @Koopai38610 ай бұрын

    Next episode idea. How fast can you touch rocks in every zelda game

  • @madeleineevelinaguekguezia550

    @madeleineevelinaguekguezia550

    10 ай бұрын

    Good idea - I think posting “Go kick rocks!” would be do the trick 😹

  • @Alex-95-Gaming
    @Alex-95-Gaming10 ай бұрын

    2:00 Okay, but how did you pull off a flip like that lol

  • @genericineverything7619
    @genericineverything761910 ай бұрын

    You skipped link's crossbow training Am dissapoint

  • @kokirikid6130
    @kokirikid613010 ай бұрын

    I'm pretty sure there is a pot inside your room in OOT so it should be faster.

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo204010 ай бұрын

    This is *science* people!

  • @judedrake8643
    @judedrake864310 ай бұрын

    Thank god someone finally covered this, for years I’ve been trying to find the true answer to this question! Fr tho great vid 👍

  • @Andrew.Mac0007
    @Andrew.Mac000710 ай бұрын

    I want to see how fast can you die/game over in every Zelda game

  • @QuadsMid
    @QuadsMid10 ай бұрын

    Jorts, the *pregna lady* doesn’t need to be waited for cause stepping the platform skips her walking

  • @skarloey1214
    @skarloey121410 ай бұрын

    0:09 then i think you would love Dragon Quest

  • @xxAmi15
    @xxAmi1510 ай бұрын

    Is the power croissant available in different colours? I want one for every outfit.

  • @JJ_R

    @JJ_R

    10 ай бұрын

    Still watching the video, but Link’s Awakening was blue, while Oracle of Ages/Season’s was brown/orange.

  • @xxAmi15

    @xxAmi15

    10 ай бұрын

    @@JJ_R Yeah, I discovered that after the comment too! But my wardrobe sadly goes beyond blue and brown 😔 let’s hope some hylian salesperson has a power bracelet collection somewhere

  • @ZipplyZane

    @ZipplyZane

    10 ай бұрын

    Are the L-1 and L-2 croissants in different colors?

  • @catriamflockentanz

    @catriamflockentanz

    10 ай бұрын

    Maybe you can find a wider selection of colors in Monster Hunter Double Croissant?

  • @wolfcl0ck
    @wolfcl0ck10 ай бұрын

    Good video. Straight to the point with its claim. Pots successfully broken.

  • @m2pt5
    @m2pt510 ай бұрын

    How fast can you touch a rupee in every Zelda game? (Or touch a coin in every Mario game?) Rupees in chests and coins in blocks shouldn't count.

  • @User91894
    @User918947 ай бұрын

    As a true Zelda fan, hell yes this video needed to be made.

  • @AeromIsMe
    @AeromIsMe10 ай бұрын

    7:50 the air after 9 months:🤰🤰🤰

  • @loganhall3477
    @loganhall347710 ай бұрын

    I have no idea why I like these videos. I just have the dumbest smile on my face the whole way thru

  • @nicksh1990
    @nicksh19902 ай бұрын

    This is an amazing video, and I'm honestly so happy you used the Gamecube Twilight Princess because it has so much more soul in it than the flipped versions!

  • @CassiusStelar

    @CassiusStelar

    2 ай бұрын

    Is this a running gag I'm not privy to?

  • @nicksh1990

    @nicksh1990

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@CassiusStelar no? I'm not sure what you mean. The Gamecube version retains Link's left-handedness, but subsequent releases (Wii, HD remake) made him right-handed, owing to using motion controls, and most people being right-handed. For me, personally, having played all three versions, the Gamecube version feels the most charming. Something was lost when they flipped it. I don't know how to explain it other than, it lost some of its soul. Most videos showing TP use the Wii or HD versions, so it's nice to see the Gamecube version.

  • @CassiusStelar

    @CassiusStelar

    2 ай бұрын

    @@nicksh1990 it's the same game mirrored across the X axis dude, what the fuck are you on about?

  • @nicksh1990

    @nicksh1990

    2 ай бұрын

    @@CassiusStelar no need to be quite so rude. You asked a question, I answered. I understand how they flipped it, it's just that, to me, the Gamecube version has always felt much better.

  • @slenderMax28
    @slenderMax289 ай бұрын

    I eagerly await the grandpa kiss in every video

  • @user-xo5wd6sg5z
    @user-xo5wd6sg5z2 ай бұрын

    "without saying a word.." in TWW, throwing a pot has Link call it a ho.

  • @voltron77
    @voltron7710 ай бұрын

    Link’s awakening is so amazing!

  • @NintendoSCFAN
    @NintendoSCFAN10 ай бұрын

    Alright, this is the type of stupid fun videos I like. Thanks, YT recommended!

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus48989 ай бұрын

    "now we can finally start smashing" Try not to make a joke: *impossible*

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle10 ай бұрын

    mmmmm croissant

  • @memoryleaked
    @memoryleaked10 ай бұрын

    I misread this title as being "How fast can you break _every_ pot in every Zelda game?" One, that is a hell of a feat. Two, how would you know you are done? I imagine data mining and meticulous tracking.

  • @TheBreadPirate
    @TheBreadPirate10 ай бұрын

    They deserved it. (Freaking pots, ruining everything)

  • @agamersinsanity
    @agamersinsanity10 ай бұрын

    Power Croissant xD

  • @BlueBoiYT
    @BlueBoiYT3 ай бұрын

    Power croissant lives forever!

  • @tinyetoile5503
    @tinyetoile5503Ай бұрын

    One especially notable thing about the pots in Link to the Past is that they're stronger weapons than the master sword. Most enemies will go down in one hit if you huck a pot at their head.

  • @YOM2_UB
    @YOM2_UB3 ай бұрын

    Off the top of my head, the only other pots I can think of in Clock Town are in the sewers/Bomber's Hideout and observatory, and the required hide-and-seek and/or brute force finding 1 of 120 possible passcodes is definitely slower than the Trading Post pot.

  • @ItsMe_Victor
    @ItsMe_Victor10 ай бұрын

    How fast can you break every pot in a zelda game.

  • @hyun-shik7327
    @hyun-shik732710 ай бұрын

    I did not expect the slowest to be a 2D game.

  • @tylerfortin3239
    @tylerfortin32392 ай бұрын

    This video was gold every second

  • @madeleineevelinaguekguezia550
    @madeleineevelinaguekguezia55010 ай бұрын

    Fun fact! There were a few years there when Chain Chomp was in more Zelda games than Mario games -intro’d in Mario 3, don’t reappear till Yoshi’s Island; in LttP and Link’s Awakening :) Wow! The past!

  • @fnln3011
    @fnln30114 ай бұрын

    Link went on to serve life in prison for several pot related murders

  • @elenamukhina4545
    @elenamukhina45459 ай бұрын

    You break it, you buy it!

  • @tabitha3861
    @tabitha386110 ай бұрын

    4:55 why have I never realized you could break the pot lady's pot on outset island, I thought she was just doomed to carry that thing forever

  • @NANDACELOSEBIEL
    @NANDACELOSEBIEL10 ай бұрын

    "This is for embarrassing me in front of Zelda" 💀

  • @vancethesnekdad5987
    @vancethesnekdad59872 ай бұрын

    I read the title as 'how fast can you break every pot in a Zelda game' at first and was like "damn thatd take awhile!" only to realize you were being much more sensible LMAO

  • @Luaces_
    @Luaces_Ай бұрын

    I think this should be a speedrun category

  • @daedriccheddar4639
    @daedriccheddar46392 ай бұрын

    In Ocarina of Time, you can gets faster time if you exit Link's house and walk back in. For some reason, the pot in his house only spawns after you reload the map after the opening cutscene.

  • @IAmTheEg7
    @IAmTheEg710 ай бұрын

    In Ocarina of time, there's a pot directly inside your house.

  • @adrvisona
    @adrvisona10 ай бұрын

    I love your videos.

  • @superawesomeguySAG
    @superawesomeguySAG10 ай бұрын

    Now touch fire in every Zelda game 🔥

  • @ItsPriyamSri
    @ItsPriyamSri10 ай бұрын

    How fast can you break a neck in every zelda game next please.😂

  • @connorgavin9184
    @connorgavin91849 ай бұрын

    Theres an entire room of pots in majoras mask i think

  • @gamewizard2008
    @gamewizard200810 ай бұрын

    6:20 And you happen to choose the house that never opens. I'M SO CURIOUS WHAT'S IN THERE!! 6:35 Hawk.

  • @ls190v2
    @ls190v2Ай бұрын

    The Cyber World's Queen would squish you with her huge mech.

  • @sodaft1
    @sodaft110 ай бұрын

    Huge time save in oot, you can just reenter links horseman and there will be one

  • @MugiwarasNakama
    @MugiwarasNakama2 ай бұрын

    Your OOT can be faster as all you have to do is re-enter links house after leaving it following the opening cs to spawn the one in his room.

  • @oureminence970
    @oureminence97010 ай бұрын

    Idea: “How fast you can touch death in every zelda game”

  • @brassykibbles
    @brassykibbles10 ай бұрын

    in twilight princess theres a pot behind mayor bo's house as well as inside jaggles house

  • @JosephShemelewski
    @JosephShemelewski10 ай бұрын

    Pots of the kingdom

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast10 ай бұрын

    " we can borrow their money. " thats just a loan.

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity363810 ай бұрын

    Touch Air in every Metroid. Touch Authority in every Wario title. Lose a life in every Kirby game.

  • @RondoOfBloodX
    @RondoOfBloodX10 ай бұрын

    5:03 I’ve played WW for years and never knew about this.

  • @MeleePoke
    @MeleePokeАй бұрын

    Disclaimer: No Pots Were Broken during the making of this video

  • @MegaHoro
    @MegaHoro10 ай бұрын

    "Smashing, baby!" --Link

  • @seasins660
    @seasins66010 ай бұрын

    Next Video: How fast can you do a glitch in every Zelda game? What kind of glitch doesnr matter

  • @justabear420
    @justabear42010 ай бұрын

    yes yes yes yes, finally a video i can smoke pot too while i break pots while i watch a man break pots

  • @jjzombieman
    @jjzombieman9 ай бұрын

    Break Pot%

  • @Shritistrang
    @Shritistrang10 ай бұрын

    So apparently goats are donkeys now and falcons are owls.

  • @Axecon1
    @Axecon110 ай бұрын

    Awesome! Now touch grass in every Kirby game!

  • @whatanerd7628
    @whatanerd762810 ай бұрын

    I can relate to this. I too like pot and smashing :)

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