How fast can you touch a banana in every DK game?

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There have been a lot of...interesting...Donkey Kong games over the years, but how fast can you touch a banana in each one?
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  • @j0rts
    @j0rts2 ай бұрын

    banana

  • @Kurtfan1991

    @Kurtfan1991

    2 ай бұрын

    ...slama!

  • @theominouspigeon

    @theominouspigeon

    2 ай бұрын

    nababa

  • @randombunny6120

    @randombunny6120

    2 ай бұрын

    Kongnana

  • @user-kh3zg4te8u

    @user-kh3zg4te8u

    2 ай бұрын

    Ohh Banana

  • @elizangelafontes8297

    @elizangelafontes8297

    2 ай бұрын

    2.banana

  • @NathanielBandy
    @NathanielBandy2 ай бұрын

    Ooooo banana

  • @Kamekthegreatgamer

    @Kamekthegreatgamer

    2 ай бұрын

    All donkey Kong avoid banana?

  • @natepion8449

    @natepion8449

    2 ай бұрын

    Ain't you Nathaniel b?

  • @jpgamer6492

    @jpgamer6492

    2 ай бұрын

    Yooo Nathaniel!!!

  • @Ferroseed597

    @Ferroseed597

    2 ай бұрын

    Nathaniel Banana

  • @heresacaterpillarifoundinm8679
    @heresacaterpillarifoundinm86792 ай бұрын

    1:25 Mandela effect right here. It isn't Diddy Kong's Quest. It's pronounced "Diddy's Kong Quest. It's a pun on the word conquest

  • @j0rts

    @j0rts

    2 ай бұрын

    WHAT

  • @heresacaterpillarifoundinm8679

    @heresacaterpillarifoundinm8679

    2 ай бұрын

    @@j0rts yeah I had the same reaction too as a kid lol

  • @chobies5383

    @chobies5383

    2 ай бұрын

    It implies he's on a quest for a kong and isn't one himself.

  • @GanonTEK

    @GanonTEK

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@chobies5383That's like a second pun! Very clever.

  • @pkmntrainermark8881

    @pkmntrainermark8881

    2 ай бұрын

    That's not a Mandela so much as it is... easy to misread.

  • @Alex-95-Gaming
    @Alex-95-Gaming2 ай бұрын

    j0rts out here telling us touching fruit is just as important as touching grass.

  • @Abegilr_Dragonrider

    @Abegilr_Dragonrider

    2 ай бұрын

    I mean, isn't bananas considered a grass? At least the part the fruit is growing on.

  • @weirdidiot4616

    @weirdidiot4616

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Abegilr_Dragonrider no

  • @Kamekthegreatgamer
    @Kamekthegreatgamer2 ай бұрын

    How fast can you touch ice in every mario game

  • @user-kh3zg4te8u

    @user-kh3zg4te8u

    2 ай бұрын

    Yea this idea is great

  • @Kamekthegreatgamer

    @Kamekthegreatgamer

    2 ай бұрын

    Hopefully this comes out

  • @ItsDaNewGuy

    @ItsDaNewGuy

    2 ай бұрын

    That's a good one

  • @TheChainTV

    @TheChainTV

    2 ай бұрын

    It would be hard bc snow levels are hard to get too. He did snow last time

  • @Kamekthegreatgamer

    @Kamekthegreatgamer

    2 ай бұрын

    @@TheChainTV he didn't do snow but snow and ice are different

  • @leolinmalachi
    @leolinmalachi2 ай бұрын

    I always wondered if the DK bongo controller was just a heavy, awkward piece of plastic, or if they could actually be serviceable bongos. It would be cool if that game got someone into actually playing bongos.

  • @TimewornUncle

    @TimewornUncle

    2 ай бұрын

    The bongos are very light weight, and only make a dull thump sound when you strike them. They don't resound anything like normal bongos. Also there's a microphone in the center so you can clap. So actually you have 5 controls. Left strike, Right strike, together strike, drumroll, and clap. Sucks IMO.

  • @heinrichdubloon3139

    @heinrichdubloon3139

    2 ай бұрын

    I remember there was a sub goal that was reached at an event for the speedrunners to use DK bongos for their simultaneous speedrun race through Dive Kick.

  • @rorrim0

    @rorrim0

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@heinrichdubloon3139 I've seen someone beat ds3 with those bongos.

  • @TimewornUncle
    @TimewornUncle2 ай бұрын

    I like 2 things about this channel. #1 - Covers all the odd, overlooked games in each series. #2 - No cats were harmed in the making of this video. Respect.

  • @kymmie_girl
    @kymmie_girl2 ай бұрын

    Pretty sure that “oh banana” is going to haunt my dreams…

  • @UnoTheFirstOne
    @UnoTheFirstOne2 ай бұрын

    1:26 he made the mistake of calling it “Diddy Kong’s Quest” when it’s “Diddy’s Kong-Quest” 🙃

  • @ParkourClone

    @ParkourClone

    Ай бұрын

    What's the difference? Edit:ohh

  • @LinkTheOnePieceFan
    @LinkTheOnePieceFan2 ай бұрын

    Great Odi reveal 10/10 maow critter

  • @cobalttj6356

    @cobalttj6356

    2 ай бұрын

    an exceptionally good boy he is

  • @Limomon
    @Limomon2 ай бұрын

    It's Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze's 10th anniversary on February 13th this year, in just 10 days from today... Donkey Kong, where are you? 😢

  • @CptObvious

    @CptObvious

    2 ай бұрын

    You may want to check your dates

  • @Limomon

    @Limomon

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@CptObvious Lmao you're right, we're past February, my bad

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson2 ай бұрын

    3:49 even without that game audio, i could 100% hear that "WELL DONE!"

  • @McBehrer

    @McBehrer

    15 күн бұрын

    even just reading the comment, without seeing the video yet, I can hear it. (Assuming it's the DK64 mini game victory sound)

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R2 ай бұрын

    Oooh, banana!

  • @themonsterunderyourbed9408

    @themonsterunderyourbed9408

    Ай бұрын

    Sounds like Jabba the Hut.

  • @BetleyIsland36
    @BetleyIsland362 ай бұрын

    Come for the Bananas, stay for the cat

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle2 ай бұрын

    this feels like social commentary somehow

  • @SomeBlokeOrWhatever

    @SomeBlokeOrWhatever

    Ай бұрын

    [chomps on banana] We live in a society.

  • @annagarlicjaws
    @annagarlicjaws2 ай бұрын

    You should do “how fast can you catch a fish in every Animal Crossing game!”

  • @superawesomeguySAG
    @superawesomeguySAG2 ай бұрын

    How fast can you touch fire in every Zelda game

  • @izzybellyyy
    @izzybellyyy2 ай бұрын

    Just in time for Donkey Kong December!

  • @natepion8449

    @natepion8449

    2 ай бұрын

    Happy birthday donkey Kong, you're dead 😭😭

  • @cowgirlcow11
    @cowgirlcow112 ай бұрын

    donkey kong

  • @soli-ethd

    @soli-ethd

    17 күн бұрын

    many people saying this

  • @Aladite
    @Aladite2 ай бұрын

    Dk Jungle beat is one of my favorite games of all time hehe

  • @BrandonDilbeck
    @BrandonDilbeck2 ай бұрын

    I can’t believe it’s been 10 years since we’ve been able to touch a banana. (Tropical Freeze: Feb. 2014)

  • @Abegilr_Dragonrider
    @Abegilr_Dragonrider2 ай бұрын

    Quality content, this is what I subscribed for!

  • @Sarventos
    @Sarventos2 ай бұрын

    I just decided to eat a banana, and then I saw this video. 🍌/10

  • @Shnoz591
    @Shnoz5912 ай бұрын

    How fast can you see one of bowsers kids in every Mario hame

  • @RiverLemon
    @RiverLemon2 ай бұрын

    Eyyy Banana

  • @juliannelong
    @juliannelong2 ай бұрын

    I know you’re more of a Nintendo guy, but would you ever consider doing a touching-stuff challenge in Sonic games?

  • @hoodedfr0g
    @hoodedfr0g2 ай бұрын

    The banana sound you used has lived in my brain since watching so I came back to get rid of the ear worm and stayed for the content again... and reinstated the ear worm. Really enjoy your content

  • @Austar7
    @Austar72 ай бұрын

    You can use a regular GameCube controller for Jungle Beat. I've found it's a lot easier on the hands after all that clapping.

  • @Im_leaving
    @Im_leaving2 ай бұрын

    Don't think about it. Don't think about... it. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!!!

  • @Abegilr_Dragonrider

    @Abegilr_Dragonrider

    2 ай бұрын

    About what?

  • @mightyfetheredone

    @mightyfetheredone

    2 ай бұрын

    🍌👈🏼

  • @eaglescout1984
    @eaglescout19842 ай бұрын

    He probably won't include Diddy Kong Racing... Wait, he did! Awesome!

  • @shinydino
    @shinydino2 ай бұрын

    “These games really streamlined the banana-touching process.” Amazing.

  • @jcwzolo
    @jcwzolo2 ай бұрын

    Do a how fast can you touch Caves in every Zelda game 😅 go outside more and touch caves

  • @readysetplay7081
    @readysetplay70812 ай бұрын

    At 6:56 , for the final results, you used the same picture of Donkey Kong Country 2 for the Donkey Kong Country result.

  • @diddyknux
    @diddyknux2 ай бұрын

    How fast can you touch barrel in every Donkey Kong game? This one would include the arcade game, too!

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown19922 ай бұрын

    Oh, Banana. I may not have played Donkey Kong 64, but I have heard that SFX and that one has been stuck in my head.

  • @brazilianentertainmentsystem
    @brazilianentertainmentsystem2 ай бұрын

    LET'S GO

  • @ExGanonMain
    @ExGanonMain2 ай бұрын

    Touch rocks

  • @officertom6751
    @officertom67512 ай бұрын

    The thumbnail is best suited for this kind of mission. And the black cat is cute! :D

  • @screamlikecookies
    @screamlikecookies2 ай бұрын

    😱 Diddy Kong Racing was SOOOO COOOOL❤ Thank you for the trip to the past 😊

  • @generalvic8250
    @generalvic825022 күн бұрын

    I like how he didn't say Diddy's Kong Quest. It makes it sound even more epic because it's his Diddy's Conquest basically.

  • @Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon
    @Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon2 ай бұрын

    0:03 “And you know who else loves bananas?” Uhhhh… Retro Bird?

  • @justanothergamer9570
    @justanothergamer9570Ай бұрын

    I had no idea King of Swing had a sequel! I loved King of Swing back in the day.

  • @pennyfarting
    @pennyfarting2 ай бұрын

    Touch Banana? I thought we were talking about Donkey Kong, not Yakuza

  • @the6ig6adwolf
    @the6ig6adwolf2 ай бұрын

    🍍 "why aren't you a banana?"

  • @therawkhawk64
    @therawkhawk642 ай бұрын

    j0rts just doesn't miss with these new and interesting videos. Of course, I don't know if collecting bananas is as important as touching water.

  • @sleepntoad
    @sleepntoad10 күн бұрын

    "OOH BANANA" gets me every time 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @natalieeuley1734
    @natalieeuley17342 ай бұрын

    I love all the DK games- it's my favorite Nintendo series. Really a shame that they haven't released any since Tropical Freeze. I'd love another DK 64-style DK game on modern hardware

  • @PODDEAD
    @PODDEAD2 ай бұрын

    there is always money in the frozen banana stand

  • @jonothanthrace1530
    @jonothanthrace15302 ай бұрын

    Is cat named Banana?

  • @LotoTheHero
    @LotoTheHero2 ай бұрын

    Someone has probably already mentioned it but Donkey Kong Country 2 is called Diddy's Kong-Quest. Not Diddy Kong's Quest. I made the same mistake for years until I heard someone say it correctly in another KZread video. To say the least, my mind was blown. XD

  • @kulrigalestout
    @kulrigalestout2 ай бұрын

    I also have bongo cats. They seem to tolerate their human's odd behavior, most of the time.

  • @Peppino669
    @Peppino66912 күн бұрын

    Fun fact donkey Kong hasn't gotten a game in 10 years

  • @Daniel-jk6ve
    @Daniel-jk6ve2 ай бұрын

    “Stop the meme! Potassium, get the Kris! …. Car”

  • @GoeTeeks
    @GoeTeeks2 ай бұрын

    Bananas are all well and good, but how fast until you can touch vines?

  • @XD0002
    @XD0002Ай бұрын

    Kinda ironic that DK64, the game with the "ohhh, Banana!" voiceline you were using the entire video, takes the longest to collect a banana.

  • @1080ike
    @1080ike2 ай бұрын

    1:26 Sees the text Diddy's Kong Quest, says "Diddy Kong's Quest"

  • @KingdomHeartsBrawler
    @KingdomHeartsBrawler2 ай бұрын

    DIDDY'S KONG QUEST. It's a pun on conquest.

  • @Shreder3.0
    @Shreder3.0Ай бұрын

    6:19 they just wanted to revenge Mario for throwing baby penguin of the rock,but selected wrong island..

  • @charanth182
    @charanth1822 ай бұрын

    I was going to riot if "oh banana" wasn't used.

  • @Jman.77
    @Jman.77Ай бұрын

    2:28 "All we care about is touching bananas" 💀

  • @wulfywulfynrir1296
    @wulfywulfynrir12962 ай бұрын

    I feel like a video about touching your banana would have been a great valentines day episode 💀💀

  • @jarrodharvey5873
    @jarrodharvey58732 ай бұрын

    Scrolled the comments and there's not one joke about touching bananas, the internet is more mature than I thought.

  • @legoboy7107
    @legoboy71072 ай бұрын

    The Gamecube version of Jungle Beat also lets you play with a Gamecube controller instead of the bongos if you want.

  • @zacharyhaskin2004
    @zacharyhaskin200421 күн бұрын

    You should do this Idea again w/ other entities, & then make videos where you do this w/ all the versions of each game.

  • @ofanichan
    @ofanichan2 ай бұрын

    Watching this while playing a Kong in a Mario-themed D&D game

  • @meta527II
    @meta527II2 ай бұрын

    2:59 I had to think for a bit of time to get that joke.

  • @warinkitos
    @warinkitos2 ай бұрын

    I would love if you did a sequel to the touching every Pokémon type in TotK video, but in a different game. Like Mario Wonder or Kirby and the Forgotten Land or something like that

  • @sorak185
    @sorak1852 ай бұрын

    You might wanna make sure your will is in order, before that cat murders you :p

  • @blazera
    @blazera2 ай бұрын

    Twinge of pain when tropical freeze was the last game. A decade ago.

  • @nshine887
    @nshine8872 ай бұрын

    Love how DK64 got the most screen time, but I bet I could get a Banana even faster😂 Anyway, see you during the next stream over on twitch!

  • @KBroly
    @KBroly2 ай бұрын

    "DIDDY'S" Kong Quest.

  • @Fools_Requiem
    @Fools_Requiem2 ай бұрын

    prime yt content right here

  • @superagaming_064
    @superagaming_064Ай бұрын

    Actually in DK 64 we can see the king of the kongs cranky kong on the metal bars from the DK arcade game confirming that cranky kong is in fact the original donkey Kong

  • @peace6465
    @peace64652 ай бұрын

    You should make how fast could you touch piranha in every Mario game

  • @DanielCenciD
    @DanielCenciDАй бұрын

    As pessoas subestimam DK64, Jungle Beat e Jungle climber, são jogos incriveis, até mesmo Barrel Blast me divertiu muito

  • @lucaslopera8983
    @lucaslopera89832 ай бұрын

    wake up babe new j0rts just dropped

  • @CookingKoopa
    @CookingKoopa2 ай бұрын

    Oh, the banana!

  • @SurrealGoats
    @SurrealGoats2 ай бұрын

    cheeky face reveal there don't think I didn't catch that.

  • @undynlicia7554
    @undynlicia7554Ай бұрын

    Gonna also post this on the latest touching stuff vid, but might I suggest parrying an object in every Cuphead level?

  • @user-iq6uc7qs8d
    @user-iq6uc7qs8d2 ай бұрын

    You deserve a cheat day so how fast can you touch dessert in any game

  • @janopsilver
    @janopsilver2 ай бұрын

    The minions would be proud.

  • @KiwiBomber7
    @KiwiBomber72 ай бұрын

    There’s money in the banana stand.

  • @superagaming_064
    @superagaming_064Ай бұрын

    Totally bananas

  • @TheLinaOne
    @TheLinaOne2 ай бұрын

    Nothing to say, just want to leave a comment for the algorithm (love your content)

  • @mightyfetheredone

    @mightyfetheredone

    2 ай бұрын

    Replying for engagement! 🍌

  • @kawaii801
    @kawaii8012 ай бұрын

    Good luck with donkey Kong 64

  • @nxghtmaremsp
    @nxghtmaremsp2 ай бұрын

    that's bananas

  • @GeneralPenguinIsCool
    @GeneralPenguinIsCool2 ай бұрын

    How fast can you touch dirt in every minecraft seed

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity36382 ай бұрын

    Touch Wumpa in every Crash title.

  • @Gold_Gecko
    @Gold_GeckoАй бұрын

    How fast can you reach for the stars in every 3d mario game (just collect a star)

  • @shadowhenry7680
    @shadowhenry768012 күн бұрын

    0:04 , who, Seth Rogan?

  • @zachpro5475
    @zachpro54752 ай бұрын

    3:28 he’s dead

  • @bobbysworldofficial
    @bobbysworldofficial2 ай бұрын

    it's crazy how literally every person alive today--including myself--pronounces Diddy's Kong Quest wrong

  • @Michael78367.
    @Michael78367.Ай бұрын

    6:02 I remember playing this on the wil anyone else?

  • @peperoni_pepino
    @peperoni_pepino2 ай бұрын

    I don't know what the 'ooh banana' sound clip is from, but I recognise it from my father saying this when I was a kid. That is more than a decennium ago, how old is that sound clip?

  • @klop4228
    @klop42282 ай бұрын

    JUNGLE CLIMBER MENTIONED!

  • @diabeticman2194
    @diabeticman21942 ай бұрын

    OOOOOOOO BANANA (Slamma)!

  • @davidspencer1533
    @davidspencer1533Ай бұрын

    How fast can you get a friend to beat four swords with

  • @darkstarmoonshadow8892
    @darkstarmoonshadow88922 ай бұрын

    TOUCH BANANA TOUCH THU BANANA TOUCH TOUCH BANANA BANANA BABA BANANA.

  • @cobwebinthecorner
    @cobwebinthecornerАй бұрын

    Reach out, touch B A N A N A

  • @dahiyoldoz
    @dahiyoldozАй бұрын

    How fast you can touch a climbable thing in donkey Kong 2:40

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