Who else has spent hours of their life stomping...KOOPAS?

@Splushr

6 ай бұрын

can we get a “how fast can you kill ganon in every zelda game?

@Splushr

6 ай бұрын

also me lol

@LinkTheOnePieceFan

6 ай бұрын

Good video, you greasy duck

@yazanelmerini1992

6 ай бұрын

Next time touch lava

@faceofmanpng

6 ай бұрын

in the mario brothers arcade game

Those Koopas really know how to hide in the 3D Mario’s. Must be the third dimension.

@PinkMrSaturn

6 ай бұрын

Ah yes, the brick block is made of bricks.

@Vincent_Bloodstone

6 ай бұрын

whats that?

@dumpertron1

6 ай бұрын

@@Vincent_Bloodstonewhat’s the third dimension?

@alexgamer1287

6 ай бұрын

@@Vincent_Bloodstoneit’s when something is in 3D

@Nova_4444

6 ай бұрын

It’s probably cause it’d be hard to implement the shells bouncing

"our first friendly koopa" Koopa the Quick: "Am I a joke to you?"

@BoxGlitch_studios

4 ай бұрын

the koopa from 64:

@ZainAhmed456

3 ай бұрын

​@BoxGlitch_studios that's what he said.....

@robertitonicitomip

3 ай бұрын

@@BoxGlitch_studioskoopa the quick is the 64 one

@Grayson-tk5hn

2 ай бұрын

@@robertitonicitomip no its actually teh 65th one

@Grayson-tk5hn

2 ай бұрын

@@BoxGlitch_studios the koopa from 63:

"How fast can you complete every past touching challenge in Super Mario Wonder?" That's a wholesome-sounding video.

@alwaysxetra3245

6 ай бұрын

I'm gonna lick ya

Wait a minute, how did you not pause to note that in Super Mario World, if you go left, you can almost immediately touch a shell-free Koopa, and if you go right you can almost immediately touch a shell without a Koopa? We found that Koopa's missing shell!

@Peyatoe

3 ай бұрын

So the real question is, is it a koopa without the koopa?

@TeeB-fc4ot

19 күн бұрын

The koopa in YI 1 is blue, the shell in YI 2 is red

@clearlypellucid

19 күн бұрын

I literally never realized that their shoes are the same color as their shell.@@TeeB-fc4ot

I feel bad for the poor goomba. You should make a video like this but for goombas.

@Slop_Dogg

6 ай бұрын

imo it sounds sounds like he actually tried to do that & it ended up too boring.

@nicky23anims68

4 ай бұрын

i refuse to change my pfp and seeing another fire letter brother gives me hope to keep it the same :)

hope we get a mario wonder addendum video where you measure all the past mario touch challenges for wonder

6:14 Lakitus are technically Koopa variants. I know you said later in the video that you wanted normal Koopas when possible, but I'd still say they're a lot more closely related than Electro Koopas at least. lol

@rottenchameleon

6 ай бұрын

but he ain't touching him anyways just chuggin' spiky bois at the nerd in the cloud

@geschnitztekiste4111

6 ай бұрын

Same as Hammer Bros, they‘re a Lot more Koopa-ish than the Electro Koopas

@LOL-gn5oh

6 ай бұрын

If that's the case, he could simply make the camera (Lakitu) clip inside Mario in Super Mario 64.

@FishFan6038

5 ай бұрын

There are no other Koopa options in Sunshine besides the bowser family

@geschnitztekiste4111

5 ай бұрын

@@FishFan6038 Technically the Egg Guys outside the park are also Koopas, though even less closely related

I love your use of music and humor these videos are super well edited! Instant Sub!

@j0rts

6 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@cCloudW

6 ай бұрын

@@j0rts No problem, wish I found your channel sooner!

5:02 “Bah bah games”

I was really hoping your speedrun would include a vlog of going to Walmart for batteries lol

I never noticed how absent koopas are from 3D Mario games... did Reggie just conclude that they're too finicky? It's easy to accidentally cause a mess with koopas in the 2D games, maybe it's worse in 3D

@ericriley1985

6 ай бұрын

What does Reggie have to do with Koopas appearing in 3D Mario?

@AudreyCubed

6 ай бұрын

@@ericriley1985 Reggie has been the head koopa implementer in all Mario games since Hotel Mario. He sits in the corner of the room while they're designing levels and yells at the devs when he wants to see a koopa on the screen

@LinkTheOnePieceFan

6 ай бұрын

Yeah Reggie just didn’t have the coding skill or he just forgot since he has single handedly developed every Nintendo game ever and when you’re that cool you forget stuff

@ElectrikStatik900

6 ай бұрын

There are Koopas in Super Mario 3D World and Bowser's Fury.

@Squirtle_Squad_Supremacy

5 ай бұрын

​@@ElectrikStatik900we saw that in the video. The way "how absent" was used means very rare

I guess Koopa Troopas are becoming an endangered species in the 3D timeline. I'm sure it has nothing to do with kart racing maniacs lobbing koopa shells at each other all race.

I think you should count super Mario 64 ds as a separate game, because enough changes are made that it can significantly change the result from the original game. I’m pretty sure the koopa you were originally looking for in super Mario 64 is there in the remake.

@SuperMariover64

6 ай бұрын

The koopa is in bomb omb battlefield, but I'm pretty sure it spawns after you do the koopa the quick star

@calzoneyed

6 ай бұрын

The cutscenes are also different in that game and so they're different lengths

@tigerjupmer123

5 ай бұрын

Well koopas do appear their but you have to complete Star 2

"Touching a Goomba would be too easy" Super Mario World: "Are you sure about that?"

Taking an hour to touch a koopa in the galaxy games is insane! Now, let's see how fast it takes to touch a Waddle Dee in every kirby game

can we get a kill ganon% in every zelda? we legit need to see how fast you can kill ganon in every zelda game

@masterofdoots5965

6 ай бұрын

That's just an any% speedrun Yes I know it's probably a joke

@Splushr

6 ай бұрын

@@masterofdoots5965i say in every zelda game but i suppose your right it would be funny to see him do it tho

@richardchristie3203

6 ай бұрын

He not in every Zelda game

@az-kalaak6215

6 ай бұрын

ganon or ganondorf?

You know, I always wonder why koopas are so rare in the 3d game. Like sure there must be a lot of limitations when developing but why? There’s so much you could do with koopas.

@pengil3

6 ай бұрын

Perhaps it has to do with shell kicking? In 3D, kicking a shell in the direction you want is way harder, so perhaps they reduced the amount of Koopas you encounter so that shell kicking doesn’t become tedious. Just guessing though.

@EF0E

6 ай бұрын

@@pengil3 I thought that too, but I do like what they did in Mario 64 where you can surf on the shells. That suits 3D really well.

@edwinvanderhaeghen2221

6 ай бұрын

@@pengil3 Yes, game design wise this is probably the case, mario levels while seeming rather straight forwards are usually VERY instrincally designed to the smallest details from spawn time to enemy positioning. Designing a level in mind with a random projectile that goes anywhere depending on player input is a lot easier to make fun if the player has generally the option of pushing it left or right. But once you involve multiple dimensions you as the designer have to incorperate this feature or leave it out.

@pengil3

6 ай бұрын

@@EF0E I did think about that after posting the comment. Shame all the other 3D games didn't use it or entirely scrapped koopas as an enemy.

As a member of the Koopa association I feel ATTACKED (literally) Great Video keep it up

@brightblackhole2442

20 күн бұрын

being a self-proclaimed representative of the koopa association, i also enjoy this video

I remember the first time I played Mario Galaxy back when I was a teenager, I ragequit the game when I saw that the Koopas walked on 4 legs. I was a very big Koopa Troopa fan at the time... It's frankly quite embarrassing to think about. 💀

@gowildler

5 ай бұрын

I had my most horrible video game rage ever with Super Mario Galaxy too: slinging the Wiimote around and almost destroying stuff in the living room … after repeatedly failing at the Bouldergeist Daredevil Challenge. SMG will _never_ come close to being my favorite Mario game.

@broncos435

3 ай бұрын

@@gowildler i think daredevil bouldergeist caused that level of rage for just about everyone who played it lmao

3:08 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?

@Profkol0rado

4 ай бұрын

Bite of 96

@atopilla9

4 ай бұрын

​@@Profkol0rado 96

@dimasiya13

3 ай бұрын

No that was the bite of 64

@cmcasey1975

3 ай бұрын

Lazarbeam

You forgot mario rpg

@Pen6756

6 күн бұрын

You mean the one on switch or on a different console

@advance64bro

9 сағат бұрын

@@Pen6756 the original one on the SNES

@Pen6756

57 минут бұрын

@@advance64bro did I f*cking ask

Hello! I really liked your video, very cool. I'm Brazilian and this was the first American video that I could understand without subtitles, and consequently, practice my English. Thank you for the quality content and for speaking relatively slowly so that I could understand. Hugs from Brazil! :)

I can’t believe we got a secret bonus top 10 video within a video. God-tier channel, subscribed 3:21

Koopas went from average turtles to rollerskating pros in the span of 42 years

Super Mario Bros 2 is listed as 11th with 16.66 and New Super Mario Bros is 10th with 24.15? Whaaaat?

@j0rts

6 ай бұрын

ah good catch, Super Mario Bros 2 should be 29.19 - had the wrong time in there

This guy exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, and he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

Love the videos! It would be awesome if you could include the Paper Mario games as well.

You could technically argue that Shadow Mario is a koopa thanks to Bowser Jr. being one.

@MUSA_SMSW_OFFICAL

5 ай бұрын

*Intense argument*

0:30 The first star in a Mario game appears before the first koopa

Love the names you give to the bosses

6:00 caveman koopa

4:50 BAH BAH

8:05 Only in the flat 8-bit sections, they are enemies

yes I definely needed this informatiton so much

1:50 you even touched a koopa without noticing it, what am menace 😂

@Kaydenjames1028

2 ай бұрын

It doesn’t count because it’s on the title screen and he’s not actually playing there

0:45 That poor Red Koopa Troopa. Maybe he did the same crime that the Thwomp did in MK 64 Bowser's Castle???

@JuanpyStudios

3 ай бұрын

Yeah

I forgot about the Trace-Walking in Odyssey; thought you would need to *beat the game* to get the Koopa Footrace.

You're So Underrated Keep Up The Good Work!

You were harming a poor innocent dragon and the controller had enough lol 6:48

Idea: Ranking every Pokemon Sword/Shield curry.

@BJGvideos

6 ай бұрын

MisoHungrie did that but it would be fun to see more takes on it!

6:21 *insert sisyphus meme*

1:45 "phew, that was close..." the koopa: FIRE IN DA HOLE🔥🕳

“The bah bah games” got rolling on the floor💀

Shadow Mario is actually Bowser Jr. in disguise, (who is a Koopa) so i'd say you finished Sunshine in around 8 minutes (3:45)

@NeptuneEnerg

3 ай бұрын

But he isn’t a Koopa *_T R O O P A ._*

In Galaxy 2, I love that you called him Grumpus McWumpus! 😂😂 My brother and I called him Weep Woop when we were kids since all he says is weep woop

"Touched Koopa" Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's in Peach's daily checklist.

for sunshine, you could have easily just touched shadow mario, since he's a disguised koopa (specifically, bowser koopa junior of the koopa royal family)

2:14 mm... i wanna be in the koopa touching goldmine~

@King1A1

5 ай бұрын

bro 💀🤦‍♂️

@Profkol0rado

4 ай бұрын

Homosexual Koopas Clan

@AxoTheGamer

3 ай бұрын

@@Profkol0rado:3

@AxoTheGamer

3 ай бұрын

@@King1A1:3

@King1A1

3 ай бұрын

@@AxoTheGamer the original comment wild

For the record, in the Mario Sunshine segment, there is a shine on that lone island. A gold bird flies around the island and if you spray it with water for a bit, it'll give you a Shine Sprite.

Brilliant.

0:05 goomba

@cedricschaale5147

4 ай бұрын

Does anyone know, where the clip is from?

@cedricschaale5147

4 ай бұрын

Does anyone know, where the clip is from?

@Joeys_acc

4 ай бұрын

@@cedricschaale5147 it comes from the super Mario Bros movie (the 1993 movie)

7:01 lol

How long to touch a flower. Any kind of flower. Cuz flowers. They're like.... fancy grass.

I just found your channel today, your name is j0rts? Instant subscriber right here

Shoutout to all the others who didn't notice there was even a timer until 2:42

@mariam2050

4 ай бұрын

My hand covered it😂

You touched a koopa a lot in this video

Jump over this *dies* Jump over this plant 1:31

"but touching hoombas in any mario game would be too simple" Super Mario World: are you sure about that

2:06 yes it is a koopa, source: manual

@Carlang29

5 ай бұрын

its a koopa without the troopa

@batterysnatcher3000

5 ай бұрын

@@Carlang29yes

@JuanpyStudios

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@Carlang29 and went to the beach half naked

1:23 technically, you can touch those koopas with your cursor

2:54 that koopa will only spawn if you get the first two stars, so it’s faster to just talk to koopa the quick

after so many years of SMW I just notice that Yoshi's Island 1 starts with a Koopa without a shell and Yoshi's Island 2 starts with a shell without a Koopa.

The real question is did the koopas consent?

@GoIdenVR

4 күн бұрын

nope none of them did... I was one of them 😭😭😭 I was one of the koopas in Super Mario World

10:33 there is a bug in the rank

Viewer - Bro stop talking about touching koopas. jOrts - what’s the worst that could happen? Koop Hanson - jOrts would you please take a seat?

You can touch a koopa much faster in SM64 by getting the chain chomp star, entering that star, and getting the koopa over by the goombas you tried first.

5:40 uhhh😳

@spartanlocke2071

5 ай бұрын

Wat funny?

@brandye3039

5 ай бұрын

@@spartanlocke2071nothing, just a weird moment in the video

@GaosArmyRIP

Ай бұрын

Uhmmmm

I’m your biggest fan!

1:16 accepts Shell with no Koopa 2:03 does not accept Koopa with no Shell Proof j0rts defines koopas by their shells.

I clicked on this by accident and thought it would be a 50 hour documentary about mario enemies

AMAZING VIDEO OL CHAP!!!

6:51 Xbox fans be like :

A koopa without it's shell is still a koopa, just a BEACHED koopa.

'Why is this red koopa imprisoned?' My dirty ass mind: R A C I S M

8:22 - is Koopa the Quick THAT forgettable?

1 hour gang 👇

@Hipptothephrall

6 ай бұрын

AM PART OF IT

@DarienPorter-kv7qp

6 ай бұрын

What’s up gang

@Redmeteor200

6 ай бұрын

Me :):):):):)

@PlasmaSonicc

5 ай бұрын

Bruh

@DarienPorter-kv7qp

5 ай бұрын

@@PlasmaSonicc sorry dude your 3 weeks off

Now to go hunt down some moblins. ...to, touch.

What even fewer people know about SMB2 is that doki doki panic WAS developed as a Mario game, then because it was deemed too different, was reskinned and released as an unrelated title - before Nintendo deemed lost levels too hard for American audiences and re-reskinned DDP as a Mario game again.

FIRST IM FIRST

@Splushr

6 ай бұрын

nobody really cares

@faceofmanpng

6 ай бұрын

you should reset character NOW

@mustacheman529

6 ай бұрын

Don't worry, I care very, very much.

@Splushr

6 ай бұрын

oh btw i was first ;P

@Splushr

6 ай бұрын

why did you get a heart from j0rts if your not even first aint no way

This is the most random and unneeded information in my life, but it's youtube and now I'm curious.

I love this kind of content 🏆🙂🙏🏼

Frogs being the most normal enemy gave me whip lash

I love how his wiimote died mid battle :D

Seeing Super Mario Bros 2 and New Super Mario Bros 2 with the exact same time amuses me to no end

6:38 Wow, I didn't know that that one SMM2 course had a prequel.

@Subspace79

6 ай бұрын

🫘🌯

Bruh, the ultra old goomba made me laugh SO hard with how smol the head was on the body 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2:14 "Koopa touching gold mine"💀💀💀

When literally everything else has already been done: "How fast can you touch a Koopa in every Mario game?"

this is the first video besides the initial anouncement trailer I have seen with Super Mario Bros Wonder

“This is the only game that koopas EXPLODE” “Phew, that was close” *explodes*

I like how you didn’t forget about 3D land

"every mario game" mariokart, mario tennis, mario and the ubisoft rabbits, mario and sonic to the olympic games: are we a joke to you?

"the absolute koopa-touching GOLDMINE"

Technically touching Shadow Mario should count as touching a Koopa, as he’s literally King Koopa’s son!

2:28 Jank hitboxes go brrr.

Next video: how fast can you assault a toad in every mario game? Or alternatively: what game has the most different ways to assault a toad

6:31 Homing Ground Pound: *Am I a joke to you?*

i got a mario wonder ad when i started to watch this LOL

Can you do it for Bullet Bills now? They're my all time favourites!