How fast can you touch fire in every Mario game?
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Now people have been telling me to touch...fire? I guess I'll try it out...by seeing how fast you can touch fire in every Mario game.
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@GDaMan00
Жыл бұрын
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@sufferdude0537
Жыл бұрын
Now touch space
@TheDannyBoy12
Жыл бұрын
Touch Snow
@sufferdude0537
Жыл бұрын
After all that fire you touched, I think you'll need to touch water again
@gamingwithdad3668
Жыл бұрын
Sand
You've touched grass, water, and fire. Now you have to touch clouds to complete the four elements.
@TheWeirdTalesPodcast
Жыл бұрын
Only the Avatar can touch all four elements and bring balance to the world.
@jAcK00p7
Жыл бұрын
Nah, air
@Arshu_Shenta
Жыл бұрын
Fall off a cliff to feel air
@RustyNips
Жыл бұрын
@@jAcK00p7 death pit? Not the black holes in galaxy just holes that kill you although I'm not sure if bowsers fury has any of them I can't think of any at least
@Crewface28
Жыл бұрын
@@jAcK00p7 it would take like 10 secounds to touch air but air you can't touch that?
Grass and water I understand, but Mario touching fire? What a crazy guy.
@TheDannyBoy12
Жыл бұрын
He’s pretty goofy and silly
@arthurthebeast7640
Жыл бұрын
I mean you did sand now fire
@TheMowmans
Жыл бұрын
Now make a “how far can you make it without touching fire” video to contest him
@jumentoqueanima
Жыл бұрын
Wassup Sir Nathaniel Ellias Isacc Charles Emmanuel Miguel Ângelo José Smith Peter Griffin Brown Philip Afonso the III Bandy?
@pvzmariosonica8fan
Жыл бұрын
@@jumentoqueanima Is that really his full name? Because that seems longer than the respective full name of the character Rodney from _Phineas and Ferb:_ Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein
You can touch fire a lot quicker in Super Mario Sunshine. The pipe to Pianta Village is open as soon as you drop into the plaza, so with a well timed triple jump and hover from the shine lower curved platform in front of the big shine sprite at the Shine Gate, you can enter Pianta Village episode 1 and touch the fire goop left behind by the chain chomplets.
@filzargeynep3536
10 ай бұрын
If I remember correctly, there is a campfire next to the stranded pianta on an island, in delfino plaza (next to either the pachinko or the lilypads secret level's pipe that requires Yoshi and the boats ride, i can't remember)
@1gnore_me.
Ай бұрын
also, isn't there a pianta in delfino plaza that's on fire?
1:59 casually jumps straight past the burning torches on the wall
@3possumsinatrenchcoat
Жыл бұрын
jokes aside I just discovered your channel yesterday and I'm having a blast watching your videos. very entertaining and fun premises! :)
@WhiteKnuckleRide512
Ай бұрын
@@3possumsinatrenchcoatthanks :)
you might only be a top 10 speed runner in super mario 64, but you're number 1 in our hearts ♥
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
ty SpookyRobinson
@trainlover123trainsrock
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rts Touch fire in the mario kart games
@Arshu_Shenta
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rts fall off cliff to feel that sweet sweet A I R
@arrowb.8438
Жыл бұрын
"only"
@trainlover123trainsrock
Жыл бұрын
@@arrowb.8438 “don’t correct me”
All the comments asking you to injure yourself by touching fire, smh Ice is much safer and could help you cool off- if you touch it, of course Edit: By the way, thank you for doing all this It's legitimately interesting and I enjoy watching
@evihippogrief772
Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, we asked him to do that because we don't want him to get cold 😚
@Slipstream317
Жыл бұрын
@@evihippogrief772 fair enough :)
@slimgrim3607
Жыл бұрын
Bro he didn't touch fire in Mario world and Mario one. That was lava. MOLTEN ROCK. FIRE IS PLASMA A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STATE OF MATTER. Clearly this vid is clickbait.
@LloydTheZephyrian
8 ай бұрын
@@slimgrim3607Both burn and light other things on fire, so close enough.
@InsertCoolIdentifierHereLol
Ай бұрын
@@slimgrim3607he fell through the lava in smb1
1:25 “make your way down this labyrinth with a key while a creepy floating mask tries to murder you…” this is such a quality channel
Now touch space.
I love this series i’d love to see how fast you can touch sand in each game
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
I heard Nathaniel Bandy has been playing in some sand :)
@pvzmariosonica8fan
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rts 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
@coolgamerguydude0897
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rtshi Jorts I like this stuff your making I think sand is a good idea what if they made a Mario game mario the adventures of touching grass or Mario go touch grass
@Little_alchemy
Жыл бұрын
Maybe how fast can you touch dirt in mario
@Temmie4Life
Жыл бұрын
@j0rts can you avoid touching sand?
Super Mario Sunshine is actually much faster to touch fire. You can go into the grass pipe secret near the pinna entrance from the first delfino load and there will be fire in there. Or, you can enter Pianta Village from the first delfino load and touch some lava goo if you prefer.
Toddlers be like:
My man has touched the three elements of Earth. Grass - Check. Water - Check. Fire - Check.
Uh for Super Mario Odyssey, after beating the first frog section, there is litterarly two fire candles waiting for you to touch that spicy hot burning fire
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
Oh wow you're right I just hopped right by them lmao...I guess I was just eager to touch some more grass in Cascade. That would bring the time to about 2:15
When you realize fire and lava are not the same thing... Fire is the heat and light emitted from combustion Lava is molten rock
@TheUltimateRare
10 күн бұрын
time to remake the video then.
Don't let people tell you you're not good enough. Reach for the sky, and touch clouds in every Mario game.
I'm glad you showed learning about the Miiverse. A lot of speedrunners skip that step because it's 'not optimal' but it's a pretty fun part of the game, imo.
Since Nathaniel did a sand video, it would be hilarious if j0rts did a “Can I avoid touching sand in every Mario game” video.
@03luigi14
Жыл бұрын
I don't like sand
@restrictedcontroller5486
Жыл бұрын
It's coarse, rough and irritating.
@RealHyperHedgehog
Жыл бұрын
And it gets everywhere.
@Cortana637
Жыл бұрын
@@RealHyperHedgehog and in your eyes!!
I love it how he zooms in every time a Toad gets hit, but he never mentions it.
1:09 there lava when you go go the 1-2
Basking in nature, hydrated, and now warm and cozy. Jorts is really living the healthy life now!
@RedSaber9
Жыл бұрын
No! Not just those things, he needs to breathe!
I think the 'fiery substance' in Super Mario Land 2 is actually just...water. Like, water scaled up in size because you are ant mario.
@austinwanner449
Жыл бұрын
but if that was the case then it wouldnt kill you on contact
@Introbulus
Жыл бұрын
@@austinwanner449 Hmm, maybe it would if it were boiling water?
@JamesTDG
Жыл бұрын
@@Introbulus A C I D
@Arshu_Shenta
Жыл бұрын
@@JamesTDG no
@KidPrarchord95
Жыл бұрын
@@austinwanner449 Have you ever seen an animal that size survive falling into water? It's possible but it ain't easy.
j0rts not even a minute in: "fire is not fire, but lava is."
4:33 I miss this game so much
@mixarey6212
Ай бұрын
...miss?
Next you gotta see how fast you can touch clouds in every mario game
@capsyxd1392
Жыл бұрын
yeah touch some clouds man!
@T.W.0
Жыл бұрын
Was just about to comment this👍🏻
@DarkFrozenDepths
Жыл бұрын
I count this as touching wind. Mario touched water, fire, and grass (earth). Make him touch wind to become the avatar that will save us all.
One of the best series on KZread
@johnpeterlocke2976
Жыл бұрын
True so true
Okay… Now touch *metal.* Pipes count.
"now super mario 2 is easy" - "so all you have to do is to make your way to this door here, bomb these rocks, trow an egg at a dinassaur, steal this birds magic carpeeeeeet, make your way down this labyrinth holding a key while a creepy flying mask tries to murder you, chuck some bombs at this cool rat, then finally walk this de-... oh crap a fire ball hit me, gotta try again".
You can touch fire in Sunshine pretty quickly if you're willing to do a few fancy jumps- it's possible to get onto the Shine Gate as soon as you're deposited into the island and hop into Pianta Village, where the enemies will trail firey goop.
@LuxenDeMark
Жыл бұрын
Isn't there a blocked-up pipe filled with magma just south of delfino plaza?
@GravitySucksGD
Жыл бұрын
You can also touch fire in SM64 early by BLJing into BitDW through the castle
@bobjoe109
Жыл бұрын
@Luxen De'Mark Is that fire? I thought it was magical cheese or something
@Monunga
Жыл бұрын
@@LuxenDeMark Doesn't actually burn you, so no.
water, earth, fire, air. When the world needed him most, he actually touched it all.
Who's going to tell them that there's a campfire off on the island in Delfino Plaza which would've taken like 40 minutes less?
Love these videos & subscribed as soon as I saw the first one! For your next videos, I would love it if you could include the Paper Mario games as well (Paper Mario 64 is my personal favorite).
You know, you can run faster than the fireballs you throw, so you can technically touch fire even faster 0:33 Damn it.
Okay but does lava count? I think lava deserves a separate category.
@ozmafire101
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree, lava isn't fire.
@03luigi14
Жыл бұрын
As a pyro main, I agree that lava isn't fire. Lava is just liquid rocks, while fire is more high heat fuel
@LaggyKar
Жыл бұрын
Though you will be set on fire if you jump into lava
@gengarvenom1180
3 ай бұрын
Lava is usually on fire
@rainpooper7088
13 күн бұрын
Lava sets fire to Mario's butt, obviously he's touching fire this way.
Ah, yes, the four elements: grass, water, fire and The Legend of Zelda
Now all you need to do is touch air and you shall become avatar mario
"It's really that easy" got me good lmao
Damn, I didn’t realize how new of a KZreadr you are! Stellar video quality (audio, video, graphics, and consistency). Good job! Love it :)
Touch me (The worst enemy) in every mario game.
To get healthy again, I want you to touch grass in every Sonic game
This was absolutely, 100%, without question, one of the game challenges of all time.
@slimgrim3607
Жыл бұрын
Yeah but this video ruffled my jimmies because he didn't touch fire in super Mario Bros 1 super Mario world in super Mario Galaxy. He touched LAVA. MOLTEN ROCK, which is not the same thing.
3:01 **casually attempts a speedrun trick to touch fire faster while standing in front of a fire-spitting plant**
@glitchy_weasel
Жыл бұрын
I don't think those ones spit fire, do they? They should only bite.
@linkthepringlesman3951
Жыл бұрын
@@glitchy_weasel you right, I’m dumb
It’s that black goop that those Enemies are made of they’re in almost every 3D Mario game
There is actually fire in Cap kingdom's tutorial tower but congrats on getting 3rd degree burns in every game!
I'm curious about touching powerups. Presumably a decision would have to be made for Odyssey whether captures are powerups. They certainly give you access to powers that Mario doesn't normally have. But there are also just straight up life-up hearts in the game too.
Now it’s time touch air and become the avatar
Now we're only missing the "touch dirt" video to complete the elemental square. It will be an incredibly short video, sure, but it NEEDS to exist!!!
You can't touch air without a 2 second long video. so touch clouds
These videos are great. I really enjoy the humour and editing. They are so good!
Mario really got fired up today
I have to point out that lava is not the same as fire. Fire is the chemical reaction caused by something burning, and lava is simply very hot rocks. Then again, when Mario jumps into lava his body would immediately start burning so I'll give you a pass.
A commenter spoke about Mario doing all 4 elements. Grass equates to Earth. There have been challenges for water and fire. What possible challenges could be air related? Isn't Mario already touching air at all times, except when he is in Space?
Touch ice next 😳
Mario now has all 3 starter Pokémon! He's taken the first steps toward filling out his Pokedex! Next, can you touch bug?
@TankSlatty
Жыл бұрын
What's a bug
Now you just need to touch Electric, Flying, Ground, Poison, Bug, Rock, Steel, Fairy, Dragon, Normal, Ghost, Fighting, Dark, Psychic Ice
He has already touched Earth, Water, and Fire. Now he just needs to Touch Air. Oh wait, he already has.
Grass, water, fire... how fast can you touch wind?
Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
thank you!
Your irony between the video and the audio is just tier s mode HAHAHHAJA
Haha, great stuff ! Love it - feel like I want to do it to
Another title:how fast can I reach a near death experience
0:46 not sure if i would call touching lava = touching fire, specially when there is Bowser fire in that level, it's even more strange that is what you did nit New Super Mario by touching the Podoboo instead of lava
@stargazzer9166
3 ай бұрын
Yeah lava is molten rock not fire
Grass, Water, Fire. Good. You must master only one more Element before you become the Avatar. Now... Go... Touch... AIR!
You have Been touching water Fire Clouds Acid & Posion Thats good
Now the opposite of fire - ice. I'm sure those are completely opposite
How fast can you touch bowser in mario games? Not including his son.
Touch water and fire in every legend of zelda game
I love the names people that don’t know the names of the broodals give them lol (Harriet is the purple one, Madame Brood is the big one, Spewert is the blue one, Topper is the green one, Rango is the tall one)
didnt even lblj to BitS smh
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
I could've easily done it, I just...uhh...chose not to...
Nathaniel and jorts uploading the same type of video at the same time, what a coincidence
@asttay9458
Жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking
@quetzalcoatlustheflyinggir5111
Жыл бұрын
What a fun and completely incidental coincidence! Isn't the world great?
@NathanielBandy
Жыл бұрын
Definitely wasn't planned out at all!
@pvzmariosonica8fan
Жыл бұрын
@@NathanielBandy You never answered my question: Since you renamed Triggered and Mind Blown to "The Good and Bad of," can I take over the original names? Because I have notes for my own versions
3:15 Pov theirs a island with a fire pit you can jump into at the start by swimming to it
2:40 it’s water
@UniformPlayz
26 күн бұрын
That’s fire, water doesn’t go up like that
@advance64bro
14 күн бұрын
@@UniformPlayz it’s a video game
@advance64bro
14 күн бұрын
@@UniformPlayz so it could still be water
I feel like it's worth pointing out that lava and fire are not the same thing.
2:38 thats spikes, not fire, im sure
@utubeiskaren7796
8 ай бұрын
No, its clearly lava. Its moving up and down and it even has bubbles.
When I first played a Mario game, my favorite character was yoshi and his Lil tongue, tho I haven't gotten the chance to play in a few years, so it's nice watching someone jump through the different versions
Oh yeah... this is a good use of my time on earth.
How fast can you touch rocks in every Mario game?
Now we just need touch air, and jorts will become the avatar of mario touching.
He's touched water, earth and fire. Now he needs to touch air. Go find one of those stealable lakitu clouds or other flying contraption so you can become the avatar
Touching lava fire bars and bowser’s fire counts. 🔥
The candles in super mario land: "Am I a joke to you?"
In super mario galaxy you could just get the luck of getting hit by a rock on fire at the beggining
Paper mario: oh well, i guess i didn't ever exist *disappears*
Touch, lightning touch lightning touch lightning touch lightning
The starter trio has been complete
For Super Mario Odyssey there is fire in at the top of top hat tower on the inside you could have done it in 1:30 which is way faster.
this shluld be a series, now you need to touch earth, and go through all the pokemon types
I have a video idea: how about you see how many Mario games you can beat while constantly jumping
GO TOUCH ICE!
*TOUCH AIR IN EVERY MARIO GAME*
I love how he just spent 40 minutes playing super mario galaxy 2
Spring is coming. Better touch some snow before it goes away.
This is so amazing ✨
In Super Mario Bros. you can touch fire by getting a Fire Flower.
Couldn’t think of anything besides how mario says “fire” in superstar saga
For Mario Sunshine, you forgot about the Smolderin' Stus on the beach area. There's also a pipe on the cliffs near the cannon that you can get to with triple jumps and hovering..
Heck yeah!, another awesome one, maybe snow or dirt now?
TOUCH SOME STARES
Bombs, and the flower are more like a fire than lava. Lava doesn't burn, it's just hot!
@botondbenyovszky6621
Жыл бұрын
1:59 Also, the torches on the wall are also more fire-ish than lava.
*every single paper mario game left the chat*