I'm good at Mario games I swear

@meiy3633

Жыл бұрын

I believe you

@LeeyumFR

Жыл бұрын

I beat the lost level through 1-1 to D-4

@cobalttj6356

Жыл бұрын

well mario 1 *is* the hardest game ever made

@LeeyumFR

Жыл бұрын

@@cobalttj6356 naw play post level bro

@LeeyumFR

Жыл бұрын

Lost

You touched grass. You touched water. Now all you have to do is touch fire.

@violetnocte

Жыл бұрын

And then clouds and he'll finally have touched all four elements

@pikminman13

Жыл бұрын

Does throwing a fireball count?

@micahwong1410

Жыл бұрын

YES TOUCH FIRE

@MorisCryTwice

Жыл бұрын

Touch sand*

@yeledcenter3906

Жыл бұрын

and sand and ice

Sunshine really won back my respect after that disastrous delay in grass touching last time 😅

@Clorox_Gaming

Жыл бұрын

Y'all be touching grass and water? I'm touching my phone screen

@EnterName0916

Жыл бұрын

400th like :)

@jessicawieland

Жыл бұрын

Go touch more grass

@richardmahn7589

Жыл бұрын

How dare Nintendo not take grass touching into consideration????? Why else does anyone play any game???

@gearzos

Жыл бұрын

And it happens again with fire

I love how Sunshine's *entire* premise is around water and yet it's still 9th because of the long cutscenes to start the game.

Now touch fire

You've made Link both jealous and thirsty. Touch more water.

@Super_Top_Secret_Area

Жыл бұрын

Can you even touch water in Zelda 1? The stepladder and raft get in the way. Oof, now I remembered that you can walk into a waterfall to enter a cave.

@PatThePerson

Жыл бұрын

Lttp is almost as fast as bowsers fury. Just leave your house

@Punaparta

Жыл бұрын

@@PatThePerson Literally go outside.

@judianx

Жыл бұрын

Couldn’t have requested it better.

@mitchelschultz3890

Жыл бұрын

No

In the original Mario if you go through the secret pipe too fast it takes you to a broken level, which contains water and would be faster

@MrCheeze

Жыл бұрын

With glitches, you can also touch water in Super Mario World faster than this.

@linkthepringlesman3951

Жыл бұрын

@@MrCheeze how?

@alikhatib55

Жыл бұрын

Do sky

@MrCheeze

Жыл бұрын

@@linkthepringlesman3951 Rewrite the game so that the first level is underwater.

@Luizfernando-dm2rf

Жыл бұрын

Water% confirmed

For SMB 1, you could have done the minus-world glitch, it gets you there faster

@adamzonnis980

8 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly

Man, man what, what you mean by that bro.... "Get Sweaty" AHHHH- 3:45

@bruhthegreatdude

9 ай бұрын

‘you start moaning’

This man is going to touch everything in every Mario game!

@manupm9161

Жыл бұрын

Next time he needs to touch a little fire/lava, I heard it's really good to sterilize your body from germs

@StaremprezzSophie

Жыл бұрын

New speedrun, touching the kitchen sink wherever valid in popular mainline nintendo games.

@lemiru

Жыл бұрын

Now he needs to touch Peach in every single game... That sounded better in my head

@CreeperCat0407

Жыл бұрын

@@lemiru Odyssey is gonna be fun

@richardmahn7589

Жыл бұрын

That sounds dirty.

0:39 if you take the 3 pipe, you can enter 3-1 where there's a small pond and touch water slightly faster.

@sanguinepub

Жыл бұрын

Touch air and they will become the master of all four elements. The Avaduck.

In Super Mario Bros 3, if you get the whistle, you can warp to World 3 and touch water more quickly.

Love a video like this. No bs. Straight to the point. And entertaining! Amazing work.

New spreedrun category idea: touch all elements as fast as possible

@skoopdewoop

Жыл бұрын

dont think there's radium in mario

@mrmunchkin2181

Жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear, drank polonium tea.

@nerdyspinosaurid

Жыл бұрын

good luck with Oganesson

@GoGoForIt

Жыл бұрын

Folks, I think they mean the elements as the Greeks knew them, also like in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Water, Earth, Fire, Air

@ToaderTheToad

Жыл бұрын

@@GoGoForIt Nah they meant touching the entirety of the periodic table Source: I snuck into OP's brain by doing the classic "Hi-vis vest + clipboard to act like a construction worker" trick and saw it

4:46 I want something I can splash around in Me: goes to comments

@OhYppop

Ай бұрын

Lmao

You touched grass, you touched water, now its time to touch clouds.

@violetnocte

Жыл бұрын

I wonder whether he would count Mario's sprite overlapping a cloud in the background or if he'd insist that he has to make Mario actually touch a cloud

@eriksvensk7356

Жыл бұрын

No sand

@amogusguy2004

Жыл бұрын

How about touching some air tho?

@randomizedartman00

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@doggo7078

Жыл бұрын

Snow, my bet is snow

Okay, you've touched grass, had a shower, but are you sleeping well enough? Make sure you get a full 8 hours sleep

@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988

Жыл бұрын

Making Mario go sleep? How fast can you get a Game Over in every Mario game?

@anacreon212

Жыл бұрын

@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 mario is already asleep in mario bros 2 xD

@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988

Жыл бұрын

Gotta check for the world record Speedrun of the game to see how many seconds Mario get some rest

@gameproadvancesp148

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think that’s possible in the first or third game

@hashbrown-cat

Жыл бұрын

@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988in super mario odyssey when you stay still for long mario fall asleep on the ground.

I like how he just casually forgets to do u deluxe in every one

6:30 Due to me who has already played Bowser’s fury. I already knew what his outcome was going to be lmaooo.

This is a series I didn’t know that I needed, but I’m loving it!

And in Paper Mario, you have to wait until Chapter 5 before you get Sushie and can touch water, in TTYD, you can touch it as soon as the game starts, don't remember for the other games.

5:42 koopa dance

I'm happy the "touch" series got you some serious amount of views. It fits your comedy and editing perfectly. But I really do want other content as well xD

Not me waiting for the inevitable "touch water" video for every Zelda game.

Hey man I just found your channel and you're really entertaining. Keep it up

3:42 poor toad

1:21 kosmic fans know that’s blue lava not water

Ever since I was a kid, I've always immediately sought out water in every game so this pleases me. I love water.

I would have to praise your commitment to the joke at this point. You earn your subs, my guy 👍🏼

In a Sonic game, you can drown. In a Mario game, you can't drown.

I just love the lil extra tidbits from the main event. I was scared for that crab tho

I know why it is this way, but I think it should have been something like "achieved hydration" This is awssoms though, please keep both of these series up!

@BJGvideos

Жыл бұрын

I feel like even Mario shouldn't be drinking frog pond water

Mario looks a bit deprived of murder . You should go murder something in every Mario game.

You tackled 2 of the 3 gamer weaknesses: - You did something else and touched grass - You took a bath and touched water Someone already said it, but all you have to do now is make dangerous memories/stories and touch fire

1:04 didn't touch water, but did see some friendly clouds

I remember I found your touch grass video when you had 800 subs. You have earned this dude

In the first one,clouds are made of water so you could’ve stood on the blocks and touch the clouds.

-"This new Mario-game is pretty good" -i'd like to believe you, but how long does it take you to touch some water? -"w-what do you mean?" -HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FROM THE START TO FIND SOME WATER FOR MARIO TO TOUCH, SWIM, OR FALL INTO?" -"i-i have no idea what you mean by that" -FOR GODSAKE, WATER! I WANNA KNOW WHERE IS THE NEAREST WATER TO TOUCH!

Pointlessly, I took note of every boss that had to be defeated in Mario's quest for water. Boom-Boom (SMB3) Bowser Jr. (NSMB) Larry (NSMBW) Peewee Piranha (SMG2) Reznor (NSMB2)

if you would have used the secret exit in New Super Mario Bros. Wii that leads to World 5, you would have been able to touch water in 5-1, which is a lot quicker

i hope this blows up like the last couple of videos! the algorithm brought me each of the grass videos and i subbed after the zelda one!

At 5:40 the koopa did the bah bah dance at the bottom of the screen😂😂😂

fun fact: in the first Mario bros you can clip through the wall in the level 1-2 all u have to do is clip through where the worp pipes are and go through the first pipe u see and bam u touched water

I knew this was coming 😂 make a Zelda version for this next!

You're one if the most underrated creators in YT bro. Keep it up!

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@sufferdude0537

Жыл бұрын

@@j0rts now touch water *again*

@turtleboi456

Жыл бұрын

The most underrated youtuber is the one you haven't heard of

Hear me out, touch fire.

I really enjoyed “ touch grass” can’t wait to view this one 😂

"Its a stone luigi!" Also known as "Go touch stone please."

Complete the Pokémon starter type triangle, and touch fire.

What a wholesome youtuber reminding us to go outside and stay hydrated!

2:46 "im not counting this cause its in the backround" 1:31 *touching the backround as water*

Thank you for covering topics that legitimately matter.

Now go touch the sky in every Mario game

@rossnusser3436

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

such a great challenge concept!

There is always water in the atmosphere. Clouds are, of course, the most visible manifestation of atmospheric water, but even clear air contains water - water in particles that are too small to be seen.

Didn't know I needed this

nice video nathaniel bandy is the one who got me to watch your videos

@j0rts

Жыл бұрын

Nathaniel is awesome!

This man can touch anything...

i love water levels! theyre the BEST! always so peaceful!

At the Mario Game planning of multiple Mario games: "What should we design our game around?" "Well, they should have to work to touch water! After all, a video will be made on this!"

1:09 …What the heck is this game?😂😂😂😂😂😂

How fast can you make human contact in every Mario game?

@dylanzlol7293

Жыл бұрын

Do toads count? If so, ok. If not, then uhh, impossible in most games?

@ChaoticHoly

Жыл бұрын

@@dylanzlol7293 Rescue Peach.

@dylanzlol7293

Жыл бұрын

@@ChaoticHoly peach is the princess of the mushroom kingdom people isnt she?

You didn't touch water in Super Mario Bros 2, you jumped in FRONT of a waterfall

Now time for a lava/fire/hot tub speedrun

Now touch your ball-

@deez.69

23 күн бұрын

oons

@0n1c420

2 күн бұрын

haha so funny (I laughed I swear) /j

Where’s my water? Mario: *work for it*

This was amazing. thank you

Now you have to see how fast you can get women in every Mario game

1:31 technically, you can't touch that waterfall because it's clearly a background (look at that platform on the left side).

@JhonDavee

4 ай бұрын

It doesn't have any water levels in super mario bros 2 so who cares?

@amyshaw893

3 ай бұрын

It didn't count in SML2 as it was "clearly in the background" 2:47

When he goes silent when he dies it’s so funny

5:41 koopa dancc

3:03 It got released 26 years ago, not 5

@memeelfman324

Жыл бұрын

R/whoosh

@GabrielBrown.

9 ай бұрын

27 years

Get out of the house in every mario game

4:45 If you feel a bathtub with ice, you can splash around in it

0:23 Every time I try to play Mario 1, this exact thing happens.

Hearing your voice makes me think of the host character from Total Drama Island. Haven't watched that show in ages so no idea if it's an apt comparison or not but cheers for the memories regardless. Also I enjoyed watching you touch water fastly.

the series i didn't know i needed

You're getting to cold in that fresh water, touch some lava

1:32 the water is behind you

"World 1-1--" *dies to Goomba*

water? Is that like a new gfuel flavour?

@Tomatexyz

9 ай бұрын

You should be banned from ever becoming a comedian.

You got to touch fire now, to complete the Pokémon starter type trinity.

0:38 for world 1-2 you could go to world -1 and even though the process of going to it requires precision it’s quicker

You should do how fast can i touch myself in every mario game

5:42 🎵ba ba🎵

4:58 one of my favorite mario games in 2nd 1st is paper mario 64

It's interesting how it gets easier to touch water as the years go by

I am fed up with this. We tell him to touch grass, and he doesn't understand. We tell him to take a swim, and he just locks himself away further! What I'm saying is I think it's time we collectively tell this man to pound sand.

6:11 krab river made me laugh

Wonder how it feels whenever you have to play every single Mario game and then once you touch water, you just have to leave

in the grand scheme of things i really know so little about mario games and culture. after finishing this video, i realised that i really only clicked on both this one and the last one for the moment where i got to go: that's super mario 64!!! there it is!! that's my game!! aaaand that's it

Go touch lava now 😂 lol love the vids 😊

0:52 that thing did stump me for a while

mario is now wet and cold, you'll have to touch some trees to collect wood for a campfire to dry of and warm up

If Mario doesn’t touch fire now it’s all for nothing.

Quite nostalgic seeing most these games ngl

Loving the content

now we want lava. play every game and touch lava in all of them.

You can touch grass. You can touch water. But can you obtain maidens?

now rejuvenate your hygiene by touching water in every kirby game