Do you think Randy is ready for Master CPUs?

@Pumpernikkle

25 күн бұрын

Of course he is you shouldn’t underestimate Randy

@insertfunnynamehere8984

25 күн бұрын

Easily. He is unpredictable and a master of mind games

@allenbeiter2281

25 күн бұрын

yes

@LinkTheOnePieceFan

25 күн бұрын

Absolutely he is the master-est cpu

@joshuabautch8936

25 күн бұрын

Pit Randy against 3 other cpus of his kind and THEN he will be ready

The bar being so low for Randy that when he does the bare minimum like pressing the A button sometimes it’s actually incredibly hype

@omaraljuraifani1244

25 күн бұрын

First

@d4yman_official

25 күн бұрын

How did you see this 30 minutes after it was posted

@aWartortleSprite

25 күн бұрын

sophist simulator

@moewCalv

24 күн бұрын

Now we need a TCNick3 AI.

@Scott-nh2qh

24 күн бұрын

Yea it’s funny

It feels very poetic that Randy was able to win 50/100 games in a pass/fail scenario.

@Ethan-gw6mi

22 күн бұрын

Spoilers bruh.

@solisruben296

22 күн бұрын

​@@Ethan-gw6mi to be fair, why go in the comments if you havent seen the video yet but dont want spoilers? unless youre on mobile and it shows the top comment, then yeah its bs

@Ethan-gw6mi

22 күн бұрын

@@solisruben296 yeah that exact thing happened lol

@RayAkuma

22 күн бұрын

Yeah, i was shocked meself

@joshikyou

19 күн бұрын

yeah lol, underrated observation

16:35 "Sir, a second Waluigi has hit the towers."

@SourBeltCookieFan

24 күн бұрын

Nine ElWAAAA-ven

@danielthecake8617

24 күн бұрын

Call-a nine waaahhh wahhh for-a mergency!

@GerardMenvussa

24 күн бұрын

Random inputs cannot meIt steel beams

@thesergalladaf6902

24 күн бұрын

Don’t worry. The tower still stands.

@bobthelendarygamer

24 күн бұрын

I like how you guys are joking about something that kill many people because the Arabs hate the Americans and commit suicide and hit the twin towers causing America to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan because Omasa bin Laden and how this is a literal on the other hand literally god damn Mario party God you guys mention 9/11 because a Stupid ai of nothing other then random inputs was driving a plane like he was drunk drinking but he was also blindfolded.

Fun Fact about "slot car derby", you can actually hold the stick in any direction you want, so it's no wonder Randy started zooming, as all 4 directions caused him to take off

@giftsofgrace

16 күн бұрын

What’s this button doo- ZOOOOOOMMMMMM!

@catlady610

11 күн бұрын

and he was never seen again, but if you listen closley, you can still herethenyoooom of the horse

The "Randy I need you to do X", followed by Randy not doing X, is a joke that never gets old.

@juliamavroidi8601

22 күн бұрын

"That is not what I meant"

@PurpleBroadcast

16 күн бұрын

It gets old for me so so fast. This is like a Disney channel joke

@33pandagamer

16 күн бұрын

@@PurpleBroadcast , I watched so much Disney Channel as a kid...

@PurpleBroadcast

16 күн бұрын

​@@33pandagamerwhat were your favorite shows

@mildlydispleased3221

6 күн бұрын

"Randy" means "Horny" in the UK.

Winning 50/100 games means that if a game was chosen at random, there would be a perfectly random 50/50 chance for it to be possible to win (as it should be).

@All_At_Once09

20 күн бұрын

I think it’s funny this comment has almost 300 likes but no replies

@Saturnth

19 күн бұрын

I SHOULDNT HAVE READ THE COMMENTS BEFORE WATCHING

@orbling.12

18 күн бұрын

@@SaturnthYou can rewatch though?

@potato2229

17 күн бұрын

​@orbling.12 he's talking about getting spoiled

@aranarayaka

16 күн бұрын

@@orbling.12they mean the comments gave them spoilers

I love how every time Randy is supposed to avoid someone, he just jumps off a cliff. EDIT: OMG I'm famous!

@GarlyleWilds

25 күн бұрын

randy just like me fr fr

@xord6286

24 күн бұрын

he's following the task in his own way

@Delcat42

24 күн бұрын

Every "not what I meant" had me laughing harder

@steadfast1448

24 күн бұрын

introverts when they have to socialize:

@TheeMonkeeVR

24 күн бұрын

Fr

I love Randy's character development on counting from 5 to 6

@All_At_Once09

20 күн бұрын

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🤑🤑🤑

@mizukittyakinyama

20 күн бұрын

3:29 9:16 "he did not" yes he did, he counted to 6!! so proud of him for counting past 5

14:10 Randy just deciding he wanted Daisy dead for no reason at all was hilarious.

@TrueBruceTube

23 күн бұрын

Randy is my ally

@hdjdshfjhfchfjk

22 күн бұрын

Pinzap

@Lemony123

21 күн бұрын

Not expecting you here. Despite me barely watching any object show anymore

@eieneidnf

13 күн бұрын

Hired by the vernation for an assassination

5:59 Randy is a genius, he knows that not placing any of the items is just as good as placing all the items in the wrong places like the CPUs did

7:02 I mean he dodged the penguins

@mizukittyakinyama

20 күн бұрын

better timestamp is 7:02 i mean yeah the penguins didn't even get anywhere near him, give my boy randy some credit

@unmatchedbracket

18 күн бұрын

followed instructions like a champ no penguin even dared to go near him

@jordanl.8509

6 күн бұрын

"For this one you're gonna have to avoid Bowser..."

@unmatchedbracket

5 күн бұрын

(10:14) again, followed the directions to a T

@oll708

Күн бұрын

​@@mizukittyakinyamabut an even better timestamp is 7:02

The technical answer is all of them, it just varies how many tries Randy would take

@keiyakins

25 күн бұрын

I think some of them are impossible because Randy doesn't push button combos

@throwaway1743

25 күн бұрын

@@keiyakins That's totally fair, but that still doesn't make for an interesting question, unfortunately. It just means all of them are possible except for the ones Randy's programming literally doesn't allow for.

@franimal86

22 күн бұрын

Technically, you are correct, which is the best kind of correct

@thelegendarypotato6191

22 күн бұрын

there is a few exeptions for this tho, one is minigames that require two inputs at once since randy only presses one button at a time and another is minigames that require a button to be spammed like poki pummel since it seems like from the video even if randy did each button push as an a it just doesnt do it fast enough

@stevethebarbarian9876

22 күн бұрын

@@thelegendarypotato6191yeah, but that isn’t “a minigame you can’t beat with random imputs,” it’s “a minigame Randy can’t beat because he got programmed wrong”

11:40 it's funny how Randy looks around as if going: "Where the fuck am I?" and Mario looks at his teammates angrily: "How the fuck did you lose?!" 12:30 The way Yoshi looks both ways at Daisy and Mario is comedy gold. And Yoshi is like: "TF did you do that for?!"

@alextheumbreon1363

13 күн бұрын

Even better, Mario looks at his teammates like that *after he was the first to lose*

@BrandonConey-el6qw

13 күн бұрын

wow. I never received this much likes before. ( 61 likes )

@vasconcelos7356

3 күн бұрын

Yoshi be like "bruh 😑"

@solidagold115

Күн бұрын

Yoshi was like: "let me tell you a little bit about yourself 😡"

I think TECHNICALLY any minigame could be won with random inputs but a lot of them would need a raw miracle

@fluffyllama1505

19 күн бұрын

Except the one(s) that required pressing two buttons at once. At least with this system

22:27 the way he missed like that was hilarious

@AskosFlamesKistrout

10 күн бұрын

they arent ready for the randy SPIKE...

@FantasyGamer02

14 сағат бұрын

I was fully expecting him to actually spike it. Will say I was not disappointed with the miss though I laughed way too hard.

ngl I love recurring gag of you telling Randy how to win the minigame or having some sort of hope that he could win it only to cut to him brutally failing it

16:35 “Randy: Eh, I’m sure that tower wasn’t important.” *Breaking news, at the infamous date of September 11, 2001-*

@oll708

Күн бұрын

Sir, a second randy has hit the towers

23:53 at least Randy knows how to draw the Triforce!

14:27 I always love how Randy is a total psychopath in this minigame

16:35 *RANDY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING.*

Give Randy 3 siblings and make them all compete in a game of Mario Party!

@AngelWingsYT

13 күн бұрын

This all varying in degree of intelligence

16:34 "Now randy it does appear that you are flying straight towards a tower." SO YOUR TELLING ME 9/11 IS CANON IN MARIO

@ItzBIULD

9 күн бұрын

There was even 2 towers 😭😭

@pingooeditzreal

9 күн бұрын

If the plane was a 767-300 and the towers are gray and square it would be even wilder💀😭

@TBoneTony

9 күн бұрын

Even Ganon's Tower collapsing in Ocarina of Time, the 3 minute countdown to when Link and Zelda had to escape makes 9/11 cannon in Zelda franchise too.

@dogdog357

7 күн бұрын

Just saying, the One World Trade Center exists in the Mario movie

@TBoneTony

7 күн бұрын

@@dogdog357 The 1993 Mario movie that was Koopa's Castle? Or the Freedom Tower in 2023 Mario movie that was in the background in Super Mario Bros plumbing ad?

i am honestly shocked how randy gave wins to his enemies just so that they dont feel bad. Randy is not only a good player at videogames but also a true friend, is there anything more important in life?

So what you wanna do here Randy is avoid the.... Randy: 'Say no more', jumps off. I mean hid did avoid the penguins, and other similar objectives so... 🤔

18:05 “Just avoid the Giant spiky-“ Randy: *Nah I’mma dip.*

Theoretically, every minigame is possible with random inputs.

@yellowwinner1

21 күн бұрын

Literally 0:17 lmao

8:36 In your Luigi vs Randy video, Randy actually WON this minigame, so yes, it's possible for him to score points here.

@HackerDragon9999

24 күн бұрын

But that was LUIGI playing. MARIO is smarter and does more than nothing.

16:35 randy is trying to recreate history

13:10 -“he will chose randomly and he will find YOU.” Scariest words said

@xilenator

9 күн бұрын

Look outside of your house.

@AdmiringMountainLake-kr4jq

9 күн бұрын

@@xilenator UH NO I SEE HIM BRO HELP MEEEEEEE-

@xilenator

9 күн бұрын

@@AdmiringMountainLake-kr4jq good luck doing it urself lmao

7:09 maybe Randy is lactose intolerant?

21:00 "he is very selective about which boxes he wants to open." *gets suckerpunched in the nose*

"Let's see how bumper balls goes" - immediately yeets self off platform...

6:11 Randy just drew an accurate representation of today's stock market 😮

@mizukittyakinyama

20 күн бұрын

he's such a talented artist!!

16:36 Randy's re-creating 2001 with this mini game

3:00 This is my pet duck Randy going for his first swim! Be careful Randy- RANDY?

"no level of mind games has ANY affect on him. He WILL choose randomly and he WILL FIND YOU" 13:06

Literally just found this channel a couple days ago starting with one of the videos including Randy and I just love it, after seeing that Randy wasn’t here for 8 months I thought it would be a while since he came back sadly but I came right in time!

@feraligatrkittycat

24 күн бұрын

Omg same happened to me

5:59 ... How that's all I have to say JUST HOW!!!

The “waa” every time you tell him his failures are okay is probably the best thing about this video. lol

technically, if you give an infinite amount of randys an infinite amount of copies of mario party, one of them is gonna win all minigames in a row flawlessly

@da_real_bup

18 күн бұрын

Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters type theory

@superfrutamagmarratmann5869

14 күн бұрын

Theory​@@da_real_bup

@da_real_bup

14 күн бұрын

@@superfrutamagmarratmann5869 correct that's what I wrote?

@superfrutamagmarratmann5869

14 күн бұрын

@@da_real_bup you said "type theory" I typed theory

In America: shyguys tells you what to do In mother Russia: you tell shy guy

Watching a j0rts video is like going to some kind of school for video games, and it's the teacher you always looked forward to because he's so enthusiastic about what he does and has such creative ways to teach the content. It's chaotic and hilarious and I always come away with some kind of game dev insight. I think Randy is the class hamster now

6:51 no way bro counted it impossible when offscreen he just hit a freaking homerun 💀

5:57 can we just talk about that insane luck

@superfrutamagmarratmann5869

14 күн бұрын

Nah randy is just built diferent

It makes me happy that you get straight into the actual content of the video. No intro, no coding and lengthy explanation, no fluff. A fresh taste.

6:54 - he is enjoying his life while others are struggling in a fight

This is a very silly video concept but that's what I watch j0rts for so im happy!

RANDY RENACTED THE TWIN TOWERS?!?!

@TBoneTony

9 күн бұрын

You know that Mario Party minigame back in 2000 predicted the incident a year before it happened.

@axo677

5 күн бұрын

Timestamp?

Randy winning the memory game without any memory fucking killed me. Like holy shit. He knows hes the main character.

-hey Randy how do we beat a game about avoiding spikes -lava -what? -L a v a

Randy...you're concerningly obsessed with cliffs.

“Okay Randy you just need to avoid people” Randy: *kills himself* “Well yes but actually no”

16:30 sir another randy hit the second tower

I would like to point out that "winning" coin minigames means collecting at least one coin - so all of them *are* possible to "win", just not necessarily possible for him to get the *most* coins.

RANNNNDDYYYYYY!!!!

Randy is kind of special, isn’t he, Also Congrats on 100k dude

But what if all 4 players are random inputs???

@feeplemurphy4618

9 күн бұрын

Chris snack family

@random.content_80

2 күн бұрын

Randy vs Chris vs Mindy vs Bob

1:00 Now this. THIS is art.

10:00 this made me so happy because I watched Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing when I was younger and this just makes me smile

Randy is trying, okay? I don't know WHAT he's trying... but he's trying.

Honestly, your commentary is the best part of the entire video! 'OK, Randy. What you need to do is avoid all the penguins. (Falls into the water) That's not what I meant!' 😂

13:11 "and he will find you" that sounds scary

It being 50/100 or 50% is beautiful in a way because it's the end percentage of selecting randomly in sometimes.

this is basically the infinite monkey theorem

He has 900 IQ because in the penguin game he literally jumped in the water to avoid all the Penguins which is a secret move😂

I do like that you gave the appropriate amount of thought, patience and testing to each game…which sometimes means one attempt and other times twenty. Also the pacing of this video is perfect.

Most of the "impossible" to win are just implausible to win. However, stuff like mashing minigames is actually impossible because of how few inputs/second are allowed

If every input is COMPLETELY random then technically all minigames would be somewhat possible? If given enough time Randy could've done every possible input needed to complete each minigame it's like the monkey typewriter thought experiment where if an infinite amount of monkeys had an infinite amount of time, they could hypothetically type out the entire works of Shakespeare Say that Randy did have an infinite amount of time to perform these random inputs and random intervals. Eventually he would've performed every necessary input to complete all of the minigames. I guess Randy is hypothetically and in our hearts, the best mario party player ever

God, i love how you trow sarcastic remarks at randys performance every time, they hit every time and make me laugh so much. Just my type of humor.

I did not expect half of these to be winnable. Great work Randy!

The fact that he won 50/100 is amazing (If someone were to blindly answer a 100 question multiple choice quiz, they would score a 50- thats what they say at least)

Yeah after so many safety checks, I think Randy is just the local Inspector

When you start selling merch, your first shirt should be a 'Team Randy' shirt

I feel like some of these would fall into a “theoretically possible” category. It would also be fun to see what the odds are or even Randy with one more brain cell (like barely smart enough to beat the jump rope game)

2:26 actually impressive

"Daisy and Mario are too busy over here butt-slamming Yoshi" I beg your finest of pardons?

“The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, including the complete works of William Shakespeare”

God this made me laugh so hard. I saw 21:02 coming from a mile away but I still almost spat food all over my keyboard

With actual Rando inputs all of them have to be possible, but not in our lifetime

Technically an infinite number of randys with infinite time will, at SOME point, play the exact inputs for the best TAS possible all at the same time, for all the minigames in a row.

Great choice of music right there 20:36!

This was more fun to watch than it should've been.

A few months ago, Failboat's Grandma returned. Now Randy!

I like how a lot of these aren't possible because Randy wins, but because the others lose.

23:41 can we talk about that line of blue

1:00 I am actually surprised that Randy didn't get at least one point here due to the starting location.

Thank you for telling me that secret Randy in Mario puzzle because I always lose in that minigame

RETURN OF THE KING!!!! Randy is truly my favorite robot to ever exist, I love him so much

Randy has to avoid... Randy: "Say less, I'll just jump off"

9:35 that picture is legendary. Randy just staring in the background

technically, every game is possible, just not probable

16:40 9/11 sorry

@TBoneTony

9 күн бұрын

Not the first comment that has said that, I am surprised the number of comments that have mentioned it.

Randy being Waluigi just makes perfect sense

Randy failing miserably followed by Waluigi's sad "agh" gets me every time

I would argue they are all possible if the inputs are actually random, just really unlikely though.

He thinks he makes country borders, simple

@IPlayLuckGamesInRoblox

3 күн бұрын

Nah he made the Uzbekistan Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan borders.

The editing/comedic timing in this video is incredible. Bless you Randy, bless you.

You should try putting Randy into an actual game! For some reason, i feel like he has a pretty good shot at becoming a superstar. It’d be hilarious to see how he does in a map. (Also i’ve learned not to doubt him, i trust he can win a game.)

*technically* all of them, because random could in theory create the most perfect set of inputs, it’s just very unlikely