What should I touch next?

@weirdidiot4616

4 ай бұрын

Yourself

@IsaacBoy999

4 ай бұрын

Me

@darklion2704

4 ай бұрын

touch grass

@Kurtfan1991

4 ай бұрын

Piranha Plants or Spinys in every Mario games, or grass in Sonic games!

@Geometrydash12872

4 ай бұрын

Every spike in gd

I didn’t even think about the Gleeok for “electric dragon” lol, I would’ve gone for Farosh straight up.

@nsc_notncs

4 ай бұрын

SAME

@The_Aro_Ace_Link

4 ай бұрын

Me too!

@Dovah_Slayer

4 ай бұрын

Ikr?

@Shavocs

4 ай бұрын

For electric I was thinking about stuff like electricity weapons, I forgot about the gleoks entirely

@The_Aro_Ace_Link

4 ай бұрын

I mean I saw Lake Hylia in the background anyway. Then I remembered that Farosh doesn't spawn out of Lake Hylia in TotK.🙃

I love that you built a whole YT channel around touching things... because quite frankly you have touched my heart

@wizardwithanaxe

4 ай бұрын

Oh there you are Lost, I did find you! I thought you were in a tree or maybe under a tree, but this works too.

@tyrelljones8509

9 күн бұрын

BOOOOOOOO! (Joking)

"You're lucky I can't touch you yet." Words to live by.

@citriosis

20 күн бұрын

😬...

This is a really creative challenge, I would love to see this with other games

@themrfj

4 ай бұрын

Minecraft? Terraria?

@Ult._

4 ай бұрын

same

@gameplayboy5686

4 ай бұрын

​@@themrfjthat would be cool but I'm guessing they were referring to other zelda games.

@Iffondrel

4 ай бұрын

​@@gameplayboy5686I'm guessing Wind Waker would be a good candidate

@Joseph_Drew_III

3 ай бұрын

Pikmin (it’d have to be 3 or 4 because Winged Pikmin are the only things I can see qualifying as Fairy)

The fact that the FAIRY saved you from the DRAGON is very fun.

Pokemon% needs to become a category in more games.

The character bio in TotK calls Hestu a “type of forest fairy” so finding a Korok would count for fairy and grass.

I would've gone for "getting punched or kicked by a monster" for Fighting but your solution wasn't far off.

@keepcalmproductions

3 ай бұрын

Why has everyone forgotten about the Yiga Clan?!

the roots the Master Sword was stuck in could count as grass, since grass types are pretty much any plant-based substance and bubbulfrogs seem pretty fairy-like to me also, everyone knows apples are dragon type

@DoctorSpacebar

4 ай бұрын

Apples are Grass type, worms are the Dragon-type part

@advsoup4943

4 ай бұрын

@@DoctorSpacebar IDK man, last time i looked at an apple i about jumped out of my skin, so fierce and terrifying. definitely the closest thing to a living dragon on the planet today.

@ciandrus1955

3 ай бұрын

Really tall trees are Dragon type too yknow

@cobaltcorsair592

3 ай бұрын

​@@advsoup4943nah, that just proves that you're a doctor type because you're weak to apples.

@Joseph_Drew_III

3 ай бұрын

You tried to make a joke, but in the process you actually _missed_ a joke. A WYRM in an apple.

You definitely answer a question that nobody ask. Keep it up 👏

The "weird palm tree things" are archegonia! The plantlife in that area resemble mosses and liverworts, the ones to the right even have sporophytes

I think a Goron could have worked for a rock/fighting type, about as good as you could get. Nice video!

@PriffyViole

4 ай бұрын

I don't exactly think we can get a faster Rock-Type than we already have.

@bobjob2514

4 ай бұрын

Honestly, any of the soldiers could have been fighting. Lookout landing for the win!

@dcbandit

4 ай бұрын

​@@PriffyViole just meant they are the closest to that, and I'm pretty sure there's a few traveling around here and there, but I can't remember if they do before or after reaching Death Mountain.

Oddly enough, there is some "traditional" goopy purple poison coded into the game and left out of bounds in some areas, but it doesn’t actually do anything. Using gloom for poison was a much better idea anyways.

@bobjob2514

4 ай бұрын

I would have used a failed dish. Blech! 😂

@Weird_boyx_brain

2 ай бұрын

Moth gibdos puke green poison tho

Ok so to fix some of the times touching Zelda counts a psychic from the begining(not dragon till the form change), i'm not sure u touched the torch at the begining but u had to touch the fire berries on the second tutorial shrine, and for figthing either count link touching himself any time an animation allows it or count the guards at the fort

light dragon knew to keep some distance when it saw the freak was back

YESSSSS. The Video Game Touching Series grows ever stronger!

As both a Pokémon and Zelda game enjoyer, this video was right down my alley. Loved every single second of it, thank you for that!

I love how you were able to combine the two games!! Loved the video!! How is it possible that youre getting funnier

Heads up: The set of icons you used here mistakenly swapped Dragon and Fairy.

Personally I would have went for touching Farosh as the Electric/Dragon Type instead of a Thunder Gleeok. Less chance of horribly dying

@kitkatboard

4 ай бұрын

Dying against a Gleeok is faster and easier that reaching Farosh mid flight

If you try the glider like that again, you can use Ultra Hand to lift it high up then gently place it on the ground. Then you can stand on the foot circle thing and reverse time on it, canceling the time reversal once it reaches its highest point or is over a cliff.

@jonahdunch4056

4 ай бұрын

Oh sick!!!

I'm not sure the choices for psychic and fighting types hold up sure well but I do struggle to think of a better suited alternative XD Fun vid!

@3possumsinatrenchcoat

4 ай бұрын

i could see a yiga clan member or sheika guard for fighting, but yeah, got nothing for the other. :v

@Ganpan14O

4 ай бұрын

Maybe the champion's projection things for psychic?

@veggiedragon1000

4 ай бұрын

Like lynels are the most fighting coded beasts I ever did see, but I think k the reasoning checks out. Maybe the constructs are fighting steel or fighting psychic?

@pinkcupcake4717

4 ай бұрын

I'd allow Rauru and his abilities count for Psychic. It's associated with light, and has plenty of mythical and legendary members, so the magical dragon-goat-rabbit founder of Hyrule meets those criteria.

@SwordfishJouster

3 ай бұрын

For Fighting I'd count any unarmed attack from something that _could_ use a weapon. Punched by a bokoblin: yes. Punched by a talus: no (although that _is_ Rock if you somehow missed it)

"To answer the question that absolutely nobody asked:" j0rts' motto for videos

very cool and inventive challenge building upon what your channel has already established! looking forward to more uploads :)

"You're lucky I can't touch you yet!" He says menacingly

7:50 and this is one of my biggest gripes with TotK. It has this super intricate building system that the game really wants you to use...and it's so finicky that using a glider or a horse is almost always better.

@RAHelllord

Ай бұрын

The trick is to remove the friction at the bottom. You can either attach a sled or cart, or ultra hand the contraption up into the air / past the cliff, set it back down safely, then stand on it and rewind the glider until it's in the air with enough clearance and resume. Both of those options allow you to take off from wherever, and you can even gain some more distance / height with the ultra hand & rewind trick.

I was convinced poison type was going to be cooking up some Dubious Food

Not only am I surprised you don't have 100k subs yet, I thought for sure I was already subbed because I love your content. I have fixed that mistake.

This was very creative and funny, I loved it! Keep up the great work

Neat idea. I could see blupees and therefore, their gems could be considered fairy type, making that type a bit easier.

These challenges are wild and wilder

2:41 "You're lucky I can't touch you yet" 💀

Your narration style always amuses me. Fun idea and video!

Favorite speedrunner of 2024!

2:52 Considers a Contruct a fighting type Yiga Clan: "Am I a joke to you?"

"Touched" ghost :)😂

Jorts, I’ve been a fan since the start. You have every little bit of potential to be the very best ever.

I'd argue that touching Zelda counts as touching the Psychic type since Zelda has been shown to have several types of psychic powers before.

@ericriley1985

4 ай бұрын

Heck, in the previous game BotW, she spoke to Link telepathically on several occasions.

I love how you just got one shot by the Pichu sized lightning bolt.

7:36 How did you hit water in the air lol

@j0rts

4 ай бұрын

I have no clue

@Luke-st8bc

4 ай бұрын

The plane started next to a waterfall so probably that or a different one nearby

@BrodyThornton-yt3on

4 ай бұрын

It was a water fall

This should be a speedrun category.

I never would've expected this bravo

This should be a speedrun category

I'd say the constructs are more Psychic type than Fairy type, since it's a magical force that's holding them together. But that's just me.

@peperoni_pepino

4 ай бұрын

If you mean Psychic rather than Fighting (instead of Fairy), I agree. But the hammer dude in the first dungeon does feel like fighting, just not the peaceful or unskilled constructs.

@JarahKnuckey

4 ай бұрын

@@peperoni_pepino mind had two things at once so i mistyped bames nond having a stronk call a bondulance

@BookWyrmOnAString

4 ай бұрын

​@@peperoni_pepino which dungeon, you can do any of them first? What Hammer dude?

@peperoni_pepino

4 ай бұрын

@@BookWyrmOnAString My memory on TotK is a bit foggy, but there is an optional miniboss who has a stone fused to a long wooden stick in one of the very first places you go; at the start of the game it is capable of killing you in 1 or 2 blows which makes it memorable.

@BookWyrmOnAString

4 ай бұрын

@@peperoni_pepino the game is pretty nonlinear and any enemy can use (pretty much) any weapon so that doesn’t narrow it down much. Maybe you mean a boss bokoblin?

I've seen a guy on Instagram that is actually making a pokemon and Zelda fusión fangame

The fact that i have almost 80% of the game done and I'm only just learning you can open those doors with ultra hand. I always climb over the top

Amazing. Completely out of left field. j0rts is the master of answering questions absolutely no one asked. As for your next idea, I wonder how fast you can touch water in every Final Fantasy game.

New speedrun category extension lets goooo

I really like this concept. Would it be cool if I used it for another game series you don't usually cover, such as Final Fantasy? (I was thinking of defeating one monster of every Pokemon type in each final fantasy game, lol) I'll credit you for inspiration o_o

If this isn’t an official speed run category imma be mad

Touching Zelda should count as Dragon Type at the beginning.

I hope you realize we're gonna need a video going over the stats on "How Long Does It Take To Touch 100K Subscribers."

This video was soooo fun!!

I was half asleep when I read this title, and I stayed 2 minutes trying to understand it. Amazing research question, keep it up.

this whole video for the "touching grass" joke, and only 2 minutes in the joke is over.

j0rts the type of guy to categorize the world by pokemon type

I am proud to be related to the Thunder Dragon. You are welcome for the gift of two elemental types!

Since Dark is more of an "evil" type, I would consider a first encounter with a bokoblin more accurate

I've been so used to seeing speedrunners use wings to reach the temple of time that I forgot you could just walk there 😂

New speedrun category just dropped! I would love to see people actually run it 😂

I would have said any Zonai device that drains power counts as electric type, but sure.

In your opinion, if Link underwent draconification, would he become black and white like his wolf counterpart but with a white front paw due to Raul's arm? Or it would be an amber dragon due to the geomanipulation learned from the Yiga, always with the white paw. Or would it be green with a white paw with the power of winds because of the Triforce of Courage?

It's only after videoes like this that I find out about something like the fact you can Ultrahand the Castle gates. The gates in my save are still closed...

“Unsupervised touching” -Jorts 2024

Now how long does it take to touch every pokemon type in mario wonder? (Yoshi definitly counts as a dragon type but I don't know what could be considered fairy type)

Personally, I would’ve waited and counted a Yiga as fighting, but you’re doing the challenge, not me

Wow LOZ is a vibrant game. You found those so fast

Frankly I would've gone for Dubious Food to touch poison, but gloom works too!

Huge fan!

Zelda is a rayquaza 😂

I'd love to see this for other Zelda games

2:49 about time, bro

Omg... I climbed around those doors too...

The Master Sword's hilt is made of Timeshift Stone, so it would count as touching rock anyway.

Bubbul gems look like Tera crystals, I say it counts as Stellar type

‘’there’s not traditional poison’’ the moth gibdos attaking you with it -_-

Since Zelda has Light and Time powers, I would argue that she is a Psychic type.

Suggestion : How hast can you touch every Polemon type in Super Mario Odissey

Much love jorts

I'm surprised you didn't think to count the Bubbulfrog as a Fairy type!

@rheeeeeee2011

19 күн бұрын

excuse me the bubbul..FROG?!?? I will find all of the bubbulfrogs in this game on every single savefile 🐸🐸

ok cool i'm not the only one who painstakingly climbed around the Hyrule Castle gate

I am once again asking for you to go outside in every Metroid game

Only one thing in the game should truly count as psychic: Patricia the sand seal!

I've always wanted a Loz and Pokemon crossover :[

The legend of the pokemon type explorer

So sad that Giant Golden Tear is still not a Pokémon type

at least that bubbul gem let you touch stellar

touch fighting.

Me when the fairy was caught: "Gotcha, b****!"

i feel like zelda should have counted as physchic type

Teeeechnically, koroks are spirits and therefore fairy types, though I appreciate the effort you made.

Gorons are fighting/rock type

was kinda hoping it was gonna be creatures you touch instead of just things but fair enough

Remenber me of a project of Bisul Art, he make a fusion of pokémon and zelda!

1:40 If the hilt is made of wood, that counts as Grass type. Just ask Trevenant.

I did not know you could open those doors. . . 😮

You should do this again but make it exclusively enemies

VIDEO idea how fast can u get a life in every Kirby game

Can’t believe you didn’t touch the cute fox. It wanted pets for sure.