Please don't make me eat any more acorns.

@Nephet5

7 ай бұрын

𝓪𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓷

@Ashiixz

7 ай бұрын

unless..

@superduck2448

7 ай бұрын

Instructions unclear, i made acorn soup

@lucewithnootherideas553

7 ай бұрын

*pats shoulder* shall we prepare the cattail starch

@pixelcharger

7 ай бұрын

A elder nut

The fact the bread and the cheesy bread aren’t 5 stars means you haven’t tried really good fresh baked bread or cheesy garlic bread before. 10/10, 11/10, 13/10, 100/10.

@CGammer5680

7 ай бұрын

Ik. They are so good

@twobladedswordsandmauls2120

7 ай бұрын

In fairness, this particular bread was made in a stone wok by boiling wheat in salt water in a process that took less than 10 seconds.

@spencereades3457

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, with no leavening agent this bread is not gonna look like the picture. At best you get matzah though. Not half bad.

@badwithusernames3238

7 ай бұрын

Garlic bread!!!!!!! Let’s go

@ThePrimeGenera

6 ай бұрын

Exactly. The Bread Pirate for the win

maybe don’t eat the recipes, paper tastes bad. Try eating the food from the recipes instead

@j0rts

7 ай бұрын

hmmm I'll have to do some research on this, thank you

@TheSonicFairy

7 ай бұрын

facts

@alex.g7317

5 ай бұрын

You know, I think that would are a good video. Making all 200 recipes in tears of the kingdom in real life!

@jNetDowling

4 ай бұрын

@@j0rts or just go eat some more acorns instead

@Idran

2 ай бұрын

Brian david gilbert did that for BotW a while back, it was an amazing video ​@alex.g7317

It was localized to just "Hard Boiled-Egg", but in Japanese it's specifically _onsen tamago_ (literally "hot springs egg") which is a special traditional method for making _soft-boiled eggs_ with a unique texture. Also explains why there's a quest about it.

@lambdaman256

7 ай бұрын

Yeah and these are much, much better than normal hard-boiled eggs, both texture and flavor wise. I'd say it would earn a 4.0 myself.

@PROPLAYEN

7 ай бұрын

I guess that explains why they're called Hot Spring Eggs in the Mother 3 Fan Translation

@user-ve1oh9oo6w

3 ай бұрын

How did the localization turn soft to hard

@user-ve1oh9oo6w

3 ай бұрын

Also explains how you make hard boiled eggs in 20 seconds

@Abigail-hu5wf

12 күн бұрын

​@@user-ve1oh9oo6wBy assuming soft-boiled = "uncooked". Same as how Monster Hunter translates "perfectly-cooked" into "well-done", which is an exact linguistic word-for-word translation that utterly obliterates the meaning lol.

I will never forgive you. You have sinned against bread.

@ballesterosanimations3296

7 ай бұрын

Cool, you are the goat.

@user-ns1rg4yc4y

Ай бұрын

Yeah i love garlic bread

Lets be real. If there was a zelda anime, based on botw or Totk, there shoud be a filler episode, where link tries to make a cake

@sinteleon

6 ай бұрын

​@rowansharp6211link then tries Zelda's disaster and eats it like it's the best thing ever.

Note to the unaware: If you haven't watched the Unraveled episode where Brian David Gilbert and Adam Moussa cook and sample all the Breath of the Wild recipes, you should do that now.

@haroeneissa790

7 ай бұрын

Ok. But how did they make the monster dishes and the elixers?

@ReverendTed

7 ай бұрын

@@haroeneissa790 You'll just have to watch and find out! (I don't remember!)

@BlueHospitality

7 ай бұрын

We all know the real monster is Man, and cannibalism is frowned upon in New York. @@haroeneissa790

@genderenigma8276

7 ай бұрын

​@@haroeneissa790the true monster is man... And cannibalism is frowned upon in New York.

@keytotheskies

6 ай бұрын

​@@haroeneissa790there wasnt a recipe book or anything in botw, so i think for the most part he just did the edible stuff

I'm here representing the Bread Pirate, and a 2.5 is unacceptable

@pixelcharger

7 ай бұрын

I am here too and 2.5 is utter profanity to Bread

@TheSonicFairy

7 ай бұрын

Same. 5 forever. Also... have fun stormin' the castle!

@kylechan1973

4 ай бұрын

SEND THE DUCK TO THE BRIG! LET HIM SETTLE THE SCORE

I had no idea that dark clumps made unique meals, thats crazy

@TheSonicFairy

7 ай бұрын

Me either. They were the last foods I needed to complete the cookbook!

Honey crepe could go up by 0.9 points if you combine it with some ice cream

@BenthovenMusic

7 ай бұрын

Ice-cream was such a missed opportunity, especially when ice fruits are in the game.

@K_M279

7 ай бұрын

@@BenthovenMusictrue at least we have B R E A D

Bread 🥖 at 2.5/5 is a genuine desecration towards Bread

@Idran

2 ай бұрын

you make some bread with nothing but wheat, salt, and water and see how good the result is :P

That final recipe was great, gotta try it sometime

@KubickQ

7 ай бұрын

“easy to make”

3:50, Oh look, jelly doughnuts, my favorite.

9:35 the crunchy fried rice is made by cooking the rice a bit more to make it crunchy. It's quite good actually :)

3:59 Nothing tastes good like a dark jelly-filled donut.

3:58 i've never played totk before, and the way my jaw literally dropped at the "dark rice balls"-- IT LOOKS LIKE THEY PUT OUTER SPACE IN THERE?? WHY??? gorgeous and yet HORRIBLY unappetizing (which is wild, have u seen those galactic food drawings? they seem so tasty,,) it looks like it would put me into a coma

I love that all the frozen meats are rated lower than even "pile of rocks"

@mouthwide0pen

Ай бұрын

At least the pile of rocks vaguely has non rock food inside. Frozen meats are still ice. Theres nothing inside you could chew.

Hilariously the last recipe is my favorite way to cook eggs 😂

Wow the twist at the end made me chortle. Good video my man!!!!

I can think of two guys who would love monster foods, but they are just weird in general.

@MusharnaMush

7 ай бұрын

Arlo & cookie monster? /s

@Geckoreo

7 ай бұрын

@@MusharnaMush i think they meant kliton and... what was their name again?

@K_M279

7 ай бұрын

@@GeckoreoKoltin?

@Geckoreo

7 ай бұрын

@@K_M279 yea

@liamburgess1335

7 ай бұрын

Make that 3 guys

And now I'm hungry for more J0rt videos

@NovaMaster375

7 ай бұрын

You want to... eat J0rt? 🤨

I would like to point out that in botw it’s explicitly shown that monster extract is really healthy and good for you, as shown in the tarry town side quest where a little girl who’s malnourished due to her extreme picky eating habits is cured by eating monster cake. And in totk it’s shown that the reason people are divided about the flavour is likely due to monster extract having a funky flavour

Ok while I agree that most of the monster and dark recipes look sus, I'd 100% eat the dark and monster cakes. Cake > Survival Instincts

You have displeased the Bread Pirate. 3:29

Bread is obviously the best food ever to be made

@liamburgess1335

7 ай бұрын

agreed

I'm glad to see a second person attempt this. brian david gilbert's video was impeccable but I'm glad to see someone hitting up the same idea based purely on aesthetic, tho I appear to strongly disagree with the taste in food.

@caffienatedtactician

5 ай бұрын

If you'd like some other fun botw/totk food content, croton has 2 challenge videos of his making each recipe in either game before the first blood moon (he doesnt repeat ones he made in botw for totk tho). Just look up "croton food" (and make sure it doesnt autocorrect to crouton 😅)

HOW DARE YOU RATE BREAD ONLY 2.5 BREAD PIRATES RISE UP

The monster cake deserves a slight boost in its score just for the whimsical little monster horns on top of it. The chef had to put those there, and you have to admire a chef's dedication to the finer details.

When I was living in a dorm, my roommate would sometimes microwave some portobello mushrooms for a few seconds and I tried it and it’s way better than you’d think. It’s actually a pretty good snack

would love to see a weapon rating honestly bc theres so many goofy ones

for awhile ive been trying to (WITHOUT INSTRUCTIONS) to make all of the food items so this is gonna be intresting

Come on localization team, onsen eggs are soft boiled

Im not sure what Im more impressed by, you making all 200+recipes or knowing what Cioppino is hardeeharhar

Aw man this video is fireeee 😭😭😭 I really love your content man

@j0rts

7 ай бұрын

Thank you!

Only thing I can disagree with is the ratings for monster foods, dark foods and Elixirs. But only because it's so damn hard to actually tell what they taste like, since there is no real world equivalents. For all we know, the monster cake, for example, could be the most delicious thing in all of Hyrule.

Wait, there’s seafood fried rice in this game? You’re telling me… a hylian shrimp fried this rice?

I love you videos! they're always super entertaining and very funny. You should make one about how good of a friend every mob in totk would be.

Loved the video. Was hoping for a worst to best list at the end, similar to worst to best time list on your touch stuff videos, but still was great regardless!

The „dark“ variants of food look like they stem from a meteor that crashed on a farm in rural Massachusetts

How dare you, bread is absolutely amazing.

I would Actually eat these dark dishes, every text say its flavor seems to be incredible

@stephaniethebatter7975

7 ай бұрын

Same, even if it's just to try a little bit just to find out what it tastes like.

Dark rice balls look like someone ventured out into space and stuffed some dark matter into them

Waiting for when you take on ranking every moon in super Mario oddessy.

There were no 5-Star recipes. Not even the pizza! This man just hates food! 😅

You say unseasoned for a lot of these, but that’s not necessarily the case! You can add salt to many dishes that don’t mention the saltiness in the title of the dish

you don't actually need to add any monster parts to make a fairy tonic! just one single fairy makes a fairy tonic, and any monster parts are optional- unless you consider the fairy itself to be a monster i suppose.... anyway great video as always, keep up the great work!

I'm glad I'm already eating while watching this!

CLEANSE THE NON BREAD BELIEVER (great vid btw)

13:50 how did I BEAT this game and get all shrines and never once encounter whatever a sun pumpkin is?????

The FDA approves this video and they agree with your sentiment about nuts

Time for me to save this video for when I eventually complete my recipe book.

@NovaMaster375

7 ай бұрын

Complete the CookDex

My uncle deep fries the turkey every thanksgiving and I can confirm it is delicious… except maybe the first year when he didn’t entirely know what he was doing and it was dry as hell

Mushrooms really got played here

The monster cake is apparently very palletable and the least sus. In fact the way monster extract works it actually improves meals.

I get the feeling that he really likes cheese

@j0rts

7 ай бұрын

Cheese is amazing

@dukefang1001

7 ай бұрын

cheese

As a bread lover myself, i dont agree with you. Bread is a 100/10. Self-made or fresh from the bakery is the best

@K_M279

7 ай бұрын

A fellow bread enjoyer

I'm surprised by the dish descriptions in the English localisation. I play in French and they're much more appetizing

I think the stambulb is more on the leek mixed with garlic

@AudreyGalaxy

4 ай бұрын

it reads as very fennel-like to me

@shybie2798

4 ай бұрын

@@AudreyGalaxy had to google what that was LOL but oh hey yeah it does oAo

8:32 Glad to see I’m not the only one to pronounce it that way.

I don't _think_ you need monster parts for Fairy Tonic. Just live fairies. But if you want to enhance the flavor...

the fucking warm salads bit killed me

hard boiled eggs: "and is easy to make" wat

rocks 0.5 stars various frozen meat 0.1 stars

As a representative of the Bread Pirate, 2.5/5 for Bread is complete nonsense. You have started a war.

I hate that stambulb+honey is just glazed veggies, they have a shared meal perk and the idea of sweet onion sounds good.

j0rts:"hey I like nuts" Me:"AYO"

Stambulb most closely resembles elephant garlic. Which is a Leek, but tastes like very mild garlic.

Wait you can make something other than mushroom skewers and simmered fruit? I’ve gotta go put my culinary hat on…

Now you gotta rate ffxv and kh3 food

Roasted hearty durian the missing extra recipe

@Ohnobro707

7 ай бұрын

Durians are removed in TOTK

I hope this idea takes off for the channel. Fun new idea

I found out about the bread 2.5 from the bread pirate so it may sound like I am biased in his favor but I am not. I just myself as a person really like bread especially the plain type so I feel a bit of pain seeing that 2.5. Besides that great video.

Monster cake is so sweet, it's an easy 5 stars!

6:07 Im definitely not angry right now.

WHAT. Mushroom and salt is at least a 4/5 considering how delicious cooked mushroom with just salt is irl.

Nuts I like, acorns I do not. Not even with cheese.

fantastic video

Touch trees in every mario 🎮

ah, yes, the most delectable treat in existence: the vah medoh helm

I have come from the bread pirate demanding a higher rating on the bread

this is the funniest video i’ve ever seen

Bread is 5

Why did I think you were actually going to cook all these at the beginning 💀😂

Underrated

10:29 me : ) And for that, i get called a monster by pizza lovers. Seriously, there are people saying they don't trust people who don't love pizza, like what.

today i learned you can cook dark clumps

Honestly the dark stew looks delicious

You could do some things without some ingredients, like the fairy tonic, you didnt need the horn

why does this man think that steaming things makes them soggy????

The Gourmet cheesy meat bowl would be my number one pick from the recipe book.

@K_M279

7 ай бұрын

That’s my third favourite! (Bread and cheesy bread are my top 2)

Oh.. I thought you were going to actually make them.

I demand justice for the bread

That's right you can, add cheese to any and every food.

You can absolutely eat meat without any salt, you just need to cook it harder.

Did you make sure to distill them down to only necessary ingredients?

12:02 you could eat the top off

this video made me so hungry i made 2 things of ramen noodles, they were 4.2 stars by the way

Where is the kitchen you used located?

@j0rts

7 ай бұрын

Hateno

uhhh... your rating for the filled pumpkin was crazy. Meat isn't paste when you cook it like that.

Missing the ice cream recipe!