poyo

@toadioB

9 ай бұрын

poyo

@Abegilr_Dragonrider

9 ай бұрын

POYO!

@solarflare4989

9 ай бұрын

poyo poyo

@BLNinjaPlays

9 ай бұрын

Poyo

@Arkmin

9 ай бұрын

WHERE IR RTDDL? (joke)

I like how the thumbnail has the fire and water abilities, but instead of using leaf for grass, kirby just vomits foliage

@user-py8cb6tz8z

8 ай бұрын

ikr!

@sebastianmjynapiermjy

6 ай бұрын

The best part is that there’s a leaf ability it was just a funny decision

@MameCharaTime756

2 ай бұрын

Kirby: *Vomits foliage* Mametchi: *Gets sick after doing so*

@phorchybug3286

26 күн бұрын

Vomits foliage lol

@jessicabrower8574

23 күн бұрын

He inhaled the foliage then got sick 😂

I feel like the amount of water you touched that was actually tomato soup is disturbing.

@alcole-holic8779

9 ай бұрын

Holy crap I didn’t even think about that lol

@zswords

8 ай бұрын

yeh going through the video I was like 'man, they really like putting the first maxi mato in the first pond don't they?

I hope you never run out of ideas for this series. I don't know why it's so hilarious and satisfying to me but it is

@Gcorg

8 ай бұрын

E

@smoldog1232

2 ай бұрын

E

@MalaikaWafula

10 күн бұрын

He never does because he doesn't think of ideas ideas thinks of him

About Kirby's Adventure. You CAN touch the water at the first waterfall. There's a secret door under the left-most platform there. Naturally Kirby would need to touch the water to pass through it, lol.

Thanks a bunch! Looking forward to a possible “How fast can you get a life in a Kirby game”.

kormby is really the most consistent video game series. theres not a single "bad" kirby game and thats why i love him

@reigndoesthings

9 ай бұрын

Kormby

@60065godisntreal

9 ай бұрын

Kormby?

@DiamondRoller37

9 ай бұрын

@@60065godisntreal Kormby

@learningwithlp7033

9 ай бұрын

What is a Kormby?

@MaryyInsertSomethingHere

8 ай бұрын

YES KORMBY IS SO GREAT

Metroid might have to be added to your list of games to touch stuff in. Not all of them have grass but most of them have water and fire at least. Also metal or wood could be other things you can try touching in games

@Skivv5

9 ай бұрын

YES! We need this, I don't know how I didn't think of this before!

I didn't notice until now how often the first body of water contains a maxim tomato.

Please touch everything in the star fox series

@IdentifiantE.S

9 ай бұрын

It would be really cool ! 😄

@RealbluesparkFN

9 ай бұрын

How would he do that

In Kirby's Dreamland, you can actually find a hot curry item that lets you breathe fire. The earliest of these is in stage 2, so it shouldn't add that much time.

This is also a speedrun of touching air

@Egg121

9 ай бұрын

And breathing

Kirby's dreamland has fire in it, the plate of curry roughly 10 minutes into the run let's you breathe fire. I wouldn't count a explosion as fire

HOW could you not include the pinnacle of Kirby and racing games Kirby's Air Ride??? I'm absolutely ASTOUNDED

TOUCH DEATH IN EVERY KIRBY GAME

@Girls827

Ай бұрын

That’s too simple

I love how in the thumbnail fire and water are the abilities but for grass, kirby is just eating it

"Treat everyone with love and compassion" *blows everyone up*

How fast can you touch our hearts?

Its the moment for our favorite chewing-gum ! 👑

The four elements grass fire water air.j0rts: no not the last one

This series is a delight, I love it.

How fast can you touch Air in every Metroid? Touch Friend in every Mario game? Touch Authority in every Zelda game?

@jonahdunch4056

9 ай бұрын

These are so good

Now I need to find a new game to request in every video, lmao. Great work as always, j0rts. Your editing and commentary is always spot-on.

I love this series so much. Also touch electric.

Ooo a trio! Glad to see that Kirby has joined the j0rts roster!

Kirby Squeak Squad will forever be my favorite game because of how much I played it during trips on my DS...

IM FEELING EL POYO LOCO!!!!!!! about this video

Another absolute classic, great job!!! 😍

0:47 a yes castle Lolololloolollol

this series has touched all our hearts

I feel like the sonic series would be good for this

doesn't the super spicy curry powerup in Kirby's Dreamland make you spit fire? I'd count that as touching it.

@justmeherethereandeverywhere

8 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing.

Just found ur channel and instantly love it aha, subbed Loved this vid and seeing all the kirby games and even some favs made me so happy ahah This made me laugh and was super fun to watch Gonna binge watch ur other vids

touching grass, fire, and water at the same time?!?!?!?! he's becoming too powerful

1:27 jorts: complains grass is yellow Kirby’s Dream Land: Am I a joke to you?

I'd like to see a "How fast can you be possessed in every Mario game?" Just how quickly you can encounter a ghost - Boo, Peepa, etc.

@user-lw3br4qk4u

8 ай бұрын

the Halloween episode

I love this series.

1:50 Given the… tinge of that water, the hamster might’ve been better off touching death 🐹💀

I don't think I've ever actually seen gameplay of Kirby's Dream Land 3 before this video. The artstyle was really unique!

There IS fire in KDL. If you eat the curry item Kirby gets fire breath.

Try sand in every Mario game!

Damn man has completed “The Shut In going outside” speed run

10:12 Nah, there’s a burning enemy in Amazing Mirror before you leave the clouds

I think we all know it’s time to get a life in Kirby as well as get anti-life

Ah... But here's the true challenge of Kirby... AVOID. ALL. GRASS.

0:47 was so funny that i DIED

"and now there's only one thing left to do... *BECOME A STAIRCASE"* j0rts 2023-

3:11 "tear of the ki-"

Now you touching normal, electric, ice, fighting, poison, ground, flying, psychic, bug, rock, ghost, dragon, dark, steel and fairy!

You should see how long you can touch grass in every Pokémon game. Fitting since it’s such a big part of the game

Crystal Shards is my favorite Kirby game, glad too see he was the fastest too.

Thank goodness for the fire breather

The format - it evolves.

3:12 tears of the kingdom

You did it! Thanks!

Thanks for the video :)

fun fact about the gb kirby game. My older sister got so used to playing kirby on her original gameboy when the screen broke she beat the game without using the screen. you could hear when she died and stuff but she somehow knew what to do.

4:41 That looks like rain. Mission accomplished.

... "this grass feels funny" says kirby. "It feels like... Pants!!"

Kirby Superstars will always be my favourite Kirby game.

@TheAlienDude

5 ай бұрын

Poyo poyo

Oh god this isn’t failboat yet whispy abuse still exists

Why does "Tomato Scented Water" sound like a Limp Bizkit album?

"so, Spring Breeze is the best for this." Yeah, um, okay, uh, You gotta do 'em all. They're different games. Revenge of Meta Knight and Milky Way Wishes too.

@StarshadowMelody

8 ай бұрын

AND the new games in Superstar Ultra.

We need official speedruns for that ;P

hothead really was the goat of this video

You could've done air too, touching air is literally just inhaling with Kirby. 😂

Kirbymon gotta touch em all

For a second, I read that as Earth/Wind/Fire and was ready to let the groove get me to move.

You missed my first Kirby game, Kirby's Pinball Land!

i wonder how fast you can catch every type of pokemon in one game. dual types count as both

Now touch death in every Kirby game

1:06 I said goodbye to my hearing

1:11 i think going through the secret door would count as touching water, since it would involve passing through the waterfall.

Objection! A good amount of that “grass” was actually moss.

Nice video!

No Air Ride? City mode has all 3 ready to go.

Forgot something? The racing game of the pink puffball perhaps?

"the tears of the ki-"

Great!

This is true gaming

I hope rainbow curse gets ported to switch

I love how it says touch grass on the thumbnail

this guy is crazy!

You forgot about kirby's dream buffet.

No Kirby's Dream Course? For SHAME

Touch zeldas hand in every legend of Zelda game

I think you should do a touch stone challenge

Touch snow in every singular mario game

What about Kirbys Airride? It has a freeroam mode where you can touch all of them

You can touch fire before grass in Kirby and the Amazing Mirror.

You should do touching fire in every mario game

Bro took touch literally

We want more randy!

I would never have guessed Planet Robobot was the slowest traditional Kirby game to touch grass, fire and water, then again it is mechanical rather than natural....

@metaltornado3457

8 ай бұрын

President Haltmann: "What, no water in the opening stages? Would you like, to purchase our "Touch Water" Bottled Haltmann Water (tm)..? That will be twenty bucks!"

Oh gosh. We need this for Pokemon 😂

10:12 Technically not true- it’s the first time you had access to water before grass, but in Amazing Mirror you could’ve have the fireball enemy attack you while you were still in the tutorial section for fire.

0:45 why did they do that lol

The four elements,Water 🌊 ,fire 🔥,earth 🍃, and poyo 🩷.

Just go outside already in every Metroid game

BRO MY BROTHER IS DOING ALL OF THESE AT THE SAME TIME IRL 2 HOURS GOING STRONG