Well whenever people assume it cannot go any more stupid, America goes, hold my beer.

@brandonfoley7519

Жыл бұрын

"hold my beer" - America

@michaelfiedler1419

Ай бұрын

@TalorcMcAllan The former US president once thought, Belgium is one city and also said that Africa is a single country. True expert in whatever his field is 😉

As an American I have to say... he's not wrong. It's 2022. 'Nuff said.

As an American, I'm absolutely loving how many of my fellow Americans can't laugh at themselves. Especially since most of them would be all "calm down, it's just a joke!" if they told it.

15 years later, if anything has changed it's that he's even more right.

@pseudonayme7717

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if he ever bombed? He's so effortlessly great it seems unlikely but, they say all stand-ups have bombed at times 🤔

@stephenmcinerney9457

Жыл бұрын

@@pseudonayme7717 I had never heard of him until one time I saw him live when he was called up at last minute to fill in for Jo Brand who couldn't make it. He fell back on crowdwork, and even his crowdwork was brilliant... effortlessly ridiculing the audience. Similar style to DL Hughley.

@gregofcanada4494

Жыл бұрын

It got MORE stupid.

@purefoldnz3070

Жыл бұрын

15 years later he's back on the sauce and so drunk that he cant even speak on stage let alone stand up.

@RugbyPass81

4 ай бұрын

​@@purefoldnz3070and yet still hilarious

Things I've noticed from the comments. 1. People from the US confuse their country with a continent. 2. Some people are unaware that Dylan has an Irish, not British, accent. 3. Some people think that Ireland is part of the United Kingdom. 4. People from the U.S. don't have a sense of humour when the joke is on them.

@user-se1vl4cu3i

28 күн бұрын

Generalize much? As a US born citizen I am laughing at his observations with tears down my face. More so as one living in California. I won’t bother with your other assertions but at least you said “some” in 2 and 3.

As an American... I couldn't agree more. Stupid starts at the top and trickles all the way down to the aisles of Walmart.

@klonrymeryme5293

3 жыл бұрын

you American has been stay strong from previous century, why would you let down your empire like this? it's just petty and painfull to watch

@janisthompson9801

3 жыл бұрын

Is that how 'trickle down' politics work?

@oldwoman2121

3 жыл бұрын

@@janisthompson9801 unfortunately, the politics still work too often for the GOP and their failed theory.

@maxwilliams1060

3 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is we don't know what Walmarts are! Sounds similar to our Tesco.

@oldwoman2121

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxwilliams1060 Huge corporation that sells everything at cut rates and pays their employees such low pay and so little benefits that most of them are dependent on the government for food assistance and medical assistance.... if they can get any help at all.

"Now you and me, we avoid lifting things, it's unpleasant" the way he said it just made me laugh so much!

@fionamackie3357

Жыл бұрын

especially heavy things!

This man is a freaking prophet!!!! 😂😂😂 I was picking beans for dinner and I decided to watch comedy while I do it, then I hear this man say ''I'm talking to you, put down the beans...'' 😂😂😂😂

@svenmacfadyen5860

2 жыл бұрын

I want to know how you picked beans and watched this at the same time.

@The7thAdam

2 жыл бұрын

@@svenmacfadyen5860 lol! He wasn't doing anything out of the ordinary, he was just talking; so I had my phone on the kitchen counter next to the tray of beans I was picking, and I wasn't really looking at the screen.

@svenmacfadyen5860

2 жыл бұрын

@@The7thAdam when I think of "picking beans," I think of walking through a garden, picking beans. Sorry, was trying to imagine you doing that.

@The7thAdam

2 жыл бұрын

@@svenmacfadyen5860 I figured! Lol.

@malimalou751

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

I spent most of my youth wishing I was born in the USA. 30+ years later, I'm soooo relieved I wasn't.

@wifi961

Жыл бұрын

Really, I wish I were born here….

@Tzreoaor

Жыл бұрын

America is the last stronghold of true freedom in the world. If you don’t like it then gtfo we don’t need you voting away our freedoms liberal

@thisguy976

Жыл бұрын

​@@wifi961 What are you talking about? Stop wishing nonsense.

@LoudaroundLincoln

Жыл бұрын

​@@Tzreoaor 😂😂😂 tit.

@racheladkins6060

10 ай бұрын

As a generation Xer I agree with you SO much.

“ ... Al Pacino from China via Brooklyn ...” 😂

“Divorced from reality” I’m using that now

@raitisvein

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't this a fairly standard expression?

@laurendoe168

3 жыл бұрын

As true as it was 6 months ago.... it's even more true today - and I fear it will be even MORE true 6 months from now. We're luging down the toilet.

@OrestesKyriakosPoulakis

2 жыл бұрын

@@raitisvein I think the usual expression is "detached from reality"

@laurendoe168

2 жыл бұрын

@Ric Hicks that is very close to the Adam Savage (of MythBusters fame) quote: “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”

@Fedismom

2 жыл бұрын

I also like cognitive blind spots

Considering what's happening... this aged well.

@bigchebureki

3 жыл бұрын

Even more so now

@realitynowassigned

3 жыл бұрын

Very little comedy about the united states doesn't.

@kemi9403

3 жыл бұрын

NOW it's aged well...

@gentrololol747

3 жыл бұрын

@@kemi9403 wow it’s aged EVEN better!

@harrisbadalandabad6257

3 жыл бұрын

Not really. People used to hate America because we started wars. Then we elected a president that was against war. Now people hate America for saying mean things.

As an American, I should be VERY insulted by this... if it weren't true.

@jack28aug

4 жыл бұрын

You can't take offence from an Irishmen they've been fuck'd over too many times themselves. lol

@coreycox2345

4 жыл бұрын

It is not just Americans, though. Read, "Our Culture: What's Left of It" by Theodore Dalrymple. "The knife went in" be a typical way for stabbers to talk even in the UK, which I have read also contains some stupid people.

@khymaaren

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think your stupidest have anything on what other countries have to offer, but they do seem to have the tendency to be louder than anyone...

@coreycox2345

4 жыл бұрын

@@khymaaren That, and we all watch them on TV, as it's where much of it originates. I wish they saw us on TV as much, as Americans often don't know the rest of the world.

@gamingbrotherso1g300

4 жыл бұрын

Charly85 well they did but they mostly all went to the north like New York, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Maine etc. here in the south it’s very rare to see them but up north you see a lot of them

"Arnold Schwarzeneger is the governor of california... there's a perfectly ordinary english sentence" BRILLIANT

@jamesbutler6253

3 жыл бұрын

That's not what he said.

@awimbaweman

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbutler6253 corrected, jeez

@harry.cromberg

2 жыл бұрын

What does it mean? That this sentence actually contains a lot of non-english words?

@roguehydra

2 жыл бұрын

I would LOVE to see Arnold's reaction to that :D I bet he'd have a good laugh as well.

@dingusdingus2152

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, absolutely; Arnold has a great sense of humor

2020 version of this joke “and he got there, by... firing people. most people avoid firing people unless we absolutely have to, but this guy he went and he fired people and told the people on tv watching, ‘look at me im the best at firing people’ and they gave him the position”

@OpeningSalvo

2 жыл бұрын

Priceless! lol

@AbsentWithoutLeaving

Жыл бұрын

Ester Grant - And did he not follow through on his 'promise' and spend four years firing and replacing staff, which he then fired and replaced, and fired and replaced, and...? It was pretty much the only thing you could count on.

I love it when people take the piss out of Americans! As someone born and raised there I've been mocking their idiocy my whole life. It's pretty disturbing how many won't countenance the notion that they are disturbing to others. Patriotism isn't loyalty to the power structure, it's the courage to defy a power structure that isn't loyal to its people.

@achanwahn

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if you were born and raised there, you'd know that that's a generalization that can apply to anywhere in the world

@chrismith251

4 жыл бұрын

What really gets me about the Yanks is that crazy health system of theirs. And they actually accept it and think it's good.

@Emcfree2084

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah you and many other people were also taught by the media to hate themselves. It's a pretty sad and pathetic thing to watch, like cuckhold porn.

@Emcfree2084

4 жыл бұрын

​@Finn MickCool Are projection and irony big words too? You see I am not American and actually believe Trump is a fake president, but in your brainwashed arrogance, severe case of dunning kruger and overeagerness to virtue signal and "own da right wingers" you failed to consider that possibility. Awkward.

@Emcfree2084

4 жыл бұрын

@Finn MickCool there you go projecting again, thanks for proving my point haha. Unfortunately for you no one cares what "you think"

I love how he says completely normal words 95% of the time but throws in little gems that makes it so funny. That's what the best comics do isn't it? Turn ordinary life on its head with one or two unexpected words in a sentence. I love Dylan. "They weigh as much as a photograph of themselves."

@Evija3000

3 жыл бұрын

That's a quality I love to see in writers as well.

@roguehydra

2 жыл бұрын

It's why I've been a fan of his work for years.

@seb5542

2 жыл бұрын

They sounded like normal words to me. Am I missing something?

@Competitive_Antagonist

2 жыл бұрын

This is the closest I've come to laughing in years. I'm in SSRI withdrawal, so that may be why, though.

@Globe14

2 жыл бұрын

"Walking around like they can't carry the teeth I'm their head", genius

American here. This aged like fine wine. A toast to Dylan!

This guy paints some of the best pictures with words "Granny has mixed feelings about the situation ...Sunday dinner continues!"!!!

Me, an American: Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

@CalebCrazyVampire

2 жыл бұрын

James Acaster reference?

@gd3551

2 жыл бұрын

@@CalebCrazyVampire The comic captured the nuance of American apathy and world knowledge and how desensitized many of us are to the realities of the world.

Hmmm. I wonder why this is suddenly being recommended to everyone? (For future reference, this is the week American's actively tried to fight corona by yelling at it)

@colledge9627

4 жыл бұрын

Kevtb87 and gun sales went up 38% in a week

@Heather_T

4 жыл бұрын

Praying it away didn’t work so why not.

@kukui79

4 жыл бұрын

@@colledge9627 Apparently our next plan is to shoot the virus. :/

@johokeen1

4 жыл бұрын

Theres no beating stupidity except with Death..

@trapd00rspider

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, if I were allowed to have a gun and everything was turning to shit, I'd be buying one. Don't want to be the one to bring a spoon to a gunfight.

Haha they build a Starbucks around them! What a brilliant line!

@lightawake

4 жыл бұрын

And not inaccurate either lol

@coreyvegar9152

4 жыл бұрын

Mate fuck starbucks never brought an overpriced beverage there and I never will.

@scootergrant8683

4 жыл бұрын

Well, the coffee is so terrible that it becomes just as effective as the Coast Guard.

@adamrest7428

4 жыл бұрын

Well, this was filmed in 2006, before we knew that in reality they just drone bomb those people.

@Elephantstonica

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamrest7428 Yep, and far more drone strikes were carried out under Trump’s administration than Obama’s. Plus the numbers were purposefully hidden under Trump after his first year.

When I was at Terazin in Czech Republic doing a solemn tour of the ghetto camp, this American couple stole the mood completely when the wife grabbed her husband's arm and exclaimed 'Oh my gawd Bob, Bob you know what this place reminds me of? Hogan's Heroes!' What can I say folks...

@Rorkazak

4 жыл бұрын

You can start by stopping your false narratives.

@charcolew

4 жыл бұрын

When I visited the Alhambra in Granada (Spain, US folks!), with its incredible mosaic and geometric ceilings and walls, the two American ladies in front of me responded "Gee, isn't that a pretty ceiling!" then "You wouldn't want that at home, though, a nightmare to keep clean!"

@jansova7550

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rorkazak ??? where exactly is the false narrative?

@am1604

4 жыл бұрын

I had to google it... I wish I fucking hadn't

@scootergrant8683

4 жыл бұрын

I understand that they might sometimes be trying to be very polite but somehow they almost always break the mood. Do they ever wonder why everyone looks at them or for some reason they are always the loudest? Sometimes you do meet some very nice ones.

You must see him in “Black Books”. A TV series. Possibly but not sure from the early thousands. He is brilliant.

"... apart from everything they've done..." Dylan is sharper than a bin full of rasors.

@IggyTthunders

4 жыл бұрын

He's as sharp as play-doh, but he's a comedian, not a genius.

@adamrest7428

4 жыл бұрын

And to think this is from 2006. Things have gone downhill since then. lmao

@frequentlycynical642

3 жыл бұрын

Razors. Just what is talking about. Sheesh.

@malimalou751

2 жыл бұрын

TRUE!

He needs to do a 2020 update. Things haven’t improved a helluva lot.

@Kosake82

4 жыл бұрын

If things didn't improve that much, what would an update be good for since nothing has changed?

@matthewchambers-sinclair8772

4 жыл бұрын

It's hard to satire the absurd.

@insanemunchkin

4 жыл бұрын

I assumed it was recent.

@sammyphen1046

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like his act would be “ It’s fucked, they’re all fucked, I’m going home now bye.”

@A-Duck

3 жыл бұрын

Think you mean things degraded rapidly and show no signs of slowing down.

“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” -Isaac Asimov

He got to that position by lifting things 🤣🤣

The irony is that the only Americans who can be offended by this are the very people he is speaking about.

@Arigator2

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not offended. I feel sad for the death of British comedy. You can't have any nice things with leftists around. Be careful what you say online the British police will come arrest you. I'd rather have free speech than free healthcare.

@EightPawsProductionsHD

4 жыл бұрын

@@Arigator2 Spoken like a true American. Toodle pip.

@IrishGuysScarf

4 жыл бұрын

@@Arigator2 Last time I checked, England had both!

@MrCshmn

4 жыл бұрын

@@Arigator2 He's not British, he's Irish. Irish comedy is alive and well.

@stream2watch

4 жыл бұрын

@@Arigator2 This is not British comedy, you fool. Were you being sarcastic perhaps?

He is such a good stand up comedian- his delivery is so smooth and well timed he makes it look easy, as anyone who has even told a joke (let alone tried stand up comedy) knows- it's not that easy to be funny, especially with orginality.

The Starbucks joke was awesome

I was thinking all the time "where do I know this guy from?"...then it came to me: "Black Books"!

@michaellee503

4 жыл бұрын

Navan

@bettynolo23

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaellee503 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏 I had to put down the coffee for that🤣🤣🤣

@michaellee503

4 жыл бұрын

@@bettynolo23 😀class!

@penelopelaridonburkitt

4 жыл бұрын

O. B. And Shaun of the Dead 😱

@risenshine2783

4 жыл бұрын

O. B. A marvellous series I rewatch it regularly

ahh yes...25 years ago I worked for Disney World in Orlando. We always used to say that our American guests would leave their brains at the ticket office. The amount of inane questions we got asked, amazing!

So true. As an American born here then raised in Ireland then moved back here I totally agree with you mate.

Where do you live? American adult: yesterday

I'm crying so hard... from laughter. Thank you, Dylan Moran for bringing sunshine into my heart.

I love how near the beginning, it sounds like someone is retching directly after he says "America" for the first time.

Black books is one of the greatest series ever made by anyone. Loved it. And once you watch his shows the amazing part is you realise that he's only 50% acting in that series.

this guy is such a brilliant comedy genius

As an American, this is true and funny 😄

Who wants to bet that the nearly thousand people who gave this a thumbs down are American? 🤣🤣🤣

@isaidwhatisaid8470

2 жыл бұрын

There are so many angry ones in the comments 😄

As an American here as well just now seeing this (for the 4th time actually haha).... YES! He NAILS IT! Absolutely nails it! Doesn't help I was always a Dylan fan :D

I think this guy would be THE BEST drinking partner! Oh my god, funniest gentlemen I’ve heard in a while.

@Toshiro_Mifune

4 жыл бұрын

you should watch black books.

@carriered4715

4 жыл бұрын

@@Toshiro_Mifune Especially the one where Bill Bailey gets locked in the shop overnight ! 😂😂😂

@Toshiro_Mifune

4 жыл бұрын

@@carriered4715 "are they leather-bound pounds?"

@jasperdevries1726

4 жыл бұрын

Don't try his home-made wine.

@Lettersforhartigan

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he did stop drinking in more recent years. Probably good for his health.

"divorced from reality", got me with this one. perfectly put up...

@trishayamada807

Ай бұрын

We live with people who believe in “alternative facts”. Those facts are simply their preference for anything that supports their stupidity. I actually have neighbor to either side who teach their children the earth is fecking flat and big foot is real. My husband and I call them the flat-squatchers.

Oh my gosh, 🆘 I live in America. Somebody come rescue me. It’s hell here. Devil and his cronies running rampant.

@sbstnpofadder

4 жыл бұрын

What? Your in hell?

@marygibbons2263

3 жыл бұрын

Agree 100%! I'm thinking of trying to sneak into Canada, or Mexico.

@BoopShooBee

3 жыл бұрын

@@marygibbons2263 ---- Just swap places with the people that want to get out of Canada or Mexico.

@Lynnefromlyn

3 жыл бұрын

One year later... the Orange Toddler has been voted out well and truly and something near normal is happening.

@dianeshelton9592

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lynnefromlyn 4 months later Covid and stupidity said No! What vaccinate against something to save your life and wear a mask! That’s the mark of the beast! And Arnhem bless his heart has become the voice of reason 🤩😱

This is somehow even funnier now that America has been really showing its ass for the last couple months (and I say this as an American.)

@hoodyboody

3 жыл бұрын

Months?

@tommerker8063

3 жыл бұрын

@@hoodyboody more like decades

@perfredelius

2 жыл бұрын

COUPLE OF MONTHS!??

@ricebeansrockroll882

2 жыл бұрын

Months?

Governors? You should see the people they choose for their Presidents!

@ruarilol1034

4 жыл бұрын

You should see the people that choose their president.

@eskimberly7424

4 жыл бұрын

Hillary Clinton won the popular vote. Considerably more than 50% of us voted against Trump. So we’re not all stupid. I can’t speak for the rest of the Americans who voted for him. I will never understand what Trump supporters see in him. Blame the Founding Fathers for the damned Electoral College.

@sierra7202

4 жыл бұрын

I'm an American. I did not vote for that imbecile orange turd!!! I still can't believe he's the President.

@sierra7202

4 жыл бұрын

@@eskimberly7424 I didn't vote for that imbecile.

@lynneceegee8726

4 жыл бұрын

gavsmith1980 yebbut.... Johnson’? We have our own kinda stupid here in the UK.

Clever intellectual comedy stands the test of Time.

Dear Hollywood, From now on, you are no longer allowed to make movies where America saved the world. Truly yours, The World

@abubardewa939

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂. Hollywood is misreprenting America so badly

@propertyofjesus1720

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Adrian_Nel

3 жыл бұрын

Oh do you mean like the one about the enigma code breaking machine with John Bon Jovi where the British who did the business suddenly became Americans?

@russell2890

3 жыл бұрын

@J B Karen got her feelings hurt

@susannelson8000

3 жыл бұрын

It was the Russians who defeated the Nazis. People in Europe know that.

the KZread algorithm seems to think a whole lot of comedy around this topic is growing increasingly relevant.

@insanity-vr6vu

2 жыл бұрын

always has been

You are the man. I dont know if you are related ,but, to me you are the best since Dave Allen, another brilliant Irish comedian who like most good Irishmen i ever knew ,laughed at life ,the feckin church,and,just about everything else in the world. I had the pleasure of drinking,and learning how to drink,with some of the best people i ever met in my life. Men who worked for Shanks and McCewans, Tarmac ,road company,they would troop into the pub,black as crows after god how many hours behind a (A feckin warm auld Barber Green ) sink 4or 5 pints of guinness,go home have a wash,turn up an hour or so later,swallow another 5 or 6 pints,and still have the Craik,or Crack whatever way you spell it.They very rarely had a bad word between them,sure enough they fell out now and again,but all they seemed to do was take the mickey out of each other ,behind one anothers back. Needless to say that was always funny as well. Anyway, i have diversified enough,hopefully if you have any tours in the United of the Kingdom ,or the Domkings fo teh Teduni,s ,i willmake a point of coming to one of your gigs All the Best From an. X British Coloniest Soldier L. O.L. May you be in heaven,a good half hour,before the Devil knows your dead

HA! Little did he know Schwarzenegger would be one of the better celebrity choices....please help us! I'm not joking.

@gerarduspoppel2831

4 жыл бұрын

unfortunately there is no help for America anymore. you are doomed

@nvstewart

4 жыл бұрын

@@gerarduspoppel2831 I am pretty certain you made a mistake, it should read 'fortunately'.

@gerarduspoppel2831

4 жыл бұрын

@@nvstewart nope. Unfortunately, that is not a clerical error.

@bojangles4118

4 жыл бұрын

Carolyn Wilson 🤣🤣👏🏼

@everves

4 жыл бұрын

Why is that man being one of better choices bad? No matter how you look at it, you can't look down on a man who has achieved so much just by himself. Maybe his accent is funny but he is not a stupid man.

At this point im surprised america is still considered a country and not a Zoo 😂

Oh dear, my side hurts from laughing too hard. I love my country, but I can't deny anything he said about us. 😂🤣🤣

My thoughts on America EXACTLY!! 🤣🤣

I have to agree with almost everything he said. However, Schwarzenegger may have been elected due to name recognition, but in reality he is a very intelligent man.

@Mandil

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's terrible but I feel like President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be a better president than who we actually elected in 2016.

@mikitz

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mandil Elect him again for laughs and see what happens this time. On another note, when you actually listen to Arnold you'd be notice he's no idiot. At all.

@khymaaren

4 жыл бұрын

He does seem very intelligent in interviews. And, his politics aside, I understand he was generally liked as governor.

@kevmccormick1767

4 жыл бұрын

Carlton Gannett President Camacho : Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING. Congressman #1 : Break it down, Camacho! President Camacho : Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING

@Mandil

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but I live in Alabama. A california republican would be worlds better than what we get out here.

Man, I want so much to see a piece with this guy regarding recent events from 2020.

@AbsentWithoutLeaving

Жыл бұрын

OMG, and even more so from 2022...it seems to be getting worse exponentially.

Saw Dylan on his Grumbling Mustard tour...just brilliant!!!

' it sounds a little divorced from reality' It sounds like the movie idiocracy (saying this as an American).

Shaun of the Dead is still one of the best zombie movies and comedies ever made. Thank you.

@ticketyboo2456

Жыл бұрын

@@erdelegy Yes. Played against type. Spoiler, he's destroyed by zombies.

you see them in museums, blocking up the exhibits going, "what is this, can we eat it?"

Oh Dylan 💕 we need more of you

You've got to admit Schwarzenegger lifted heavy things really, really well

To answer his question...Gray Davis was Arnold Schwarzenegger 's predecessor, and he was horrendous! We were continually without power and car registration costs tripled under Davis. Arnold was actually a step up, and he did the job for free.

@artemborodavka2770

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for putting this one into context.

The funniest man alive in my opinion. Black Books, The IT Crowd, The Young Ones...in that order. For me anyway.

@deoge3278

4 жыл бұрын

@Father Jack Hackett oh! What a complete bastard I am to leave out Ab Fab! (RIP Rik Mayall. The funniest man no longer with us)

@deoge3278

4 жыл бұрын

@Jesus Christ indeed he was...

@KarryKarryKarry

4 жыл бұрын

Zbiggie So Gervais is a twat.

@hanson185

4 жыл бұрын

The I.T crowd? You mean Chris O Dowd right? Completely different person haha

@deoge3278

4 жыл бұрын

@@hanson185 no dude...i was just listing my favorite shows. I know he wasnt on the IT crowd. He also wasnt in The Young Ones

very good...............his cameo as a shoplifter in Notting Hill was legendary!

This aged too well. It's really depressing.

Greetings from New Zealand. I’ve come across 8 Americans in my life as either school mates, at Uni and in my very long IT career and sad to say everyone of them was supremely thick. Interesting...

@prabhakarrao4922

3 жыл бұрын

J P didn’t say 330,000,000. I said everyone of the the 8 I had met.

@a_loyal_kiwi88

3 жыл бұрын

@J P are you really that insecure where some kiwi calling 8 random yanks, that you dont even know, dim witted, equals some personal attack against you?

@a_loyal_kiwi88

3 жыл бұрын

@J P if you say so mate lol comes off that way though when you try to turn a pretty obvious jab into a bigoted statement using said statistics.

@a_loyal_kiwi88

3 жыл бұрын

@J P you misunderstood what i wrote, i wasnt saying YOU were the bigot, but rather that you seemed to have taken what the OP wrote seriously. and if you, with all your heart believed, that what you wrote was just a joke, instead ov some defensive thing, then by all means continue to believe that, because i aint gonna argue humour lol gudday to ya

It’s very funny! Had me in stitches

My absolute favourite comic

He reminds me of a cross between Dudley Moore and Eddie Izzard...

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

4 жыл бұрын

Less makeup and heels. notice I didn't say to whom I was referring... ;-)

@andrewSPgaynor

4 жыл бұрын

100% less british than them too ;)

@denisemcdougal6445

2 жыл бұрын

True

His death in Shaun of the Dead was brilliant! Sorry I can't stop thinking about that movie with this guy speekin'!

“I’m talking to you...put down the beans!” How appropriate. How stupid.

Hahahahaaa! "Maybe they just rub pesto on their legs..." awesome

"Generously proportioned" lol

didn't know this guy, but love it... Great delivery, and if you listen carefully, there's a bit of Eddie Izzard in there..

I think when it came to Arnie, people liked having a kind of Hercules. For Donald Trump, I didn't expect it, but apparently some prefer a kind of Donald Duck to Hercules. Americans, would you say it's possible cartoons have influenced your politics a wee bit?

@Winnertthefallen

4 жыл бұрын

what people dont understand is that americas media is as corrupted as north korea and china. its just more subversive and less overt. the majority of american people are ignorant by design and any attempt at forming bonds that dont drive the corporate state are drowned out or worse. hope that helps, the people in gov dont listen to the people left or right. thats why they push identity politics and attack everyone. there is no reasonable discussion nor integrity in our media and i dare say govt.

@CannaCJ

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Regan, he was an untalented actor in western films, and my grandparents who grew up watching all that racist revisionist crap voted the guy in along with more than half the people in the country. Fancied himself a rather splendid autodidact-economist. The economy disagreed.

@dingusdingus2152

2 жыл бұрын

What people liked about Arnold is that he told them things they didn't want to hear. He came right out and said this, this, and this need to be fixed and here's how we're going to do it. And he actually did it. And then, like Cincinnatus, he went back to his farm...

@JargonMadjin

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Hercules originated from Greek mythos, Disney just figured they'd make an animated film out of it

@SashyGryphyth

2 жыл бұрын

@@JargonMadjin What's the American awareness of Heracles among those without tvs? Just curious. You're not wrong of course.

That's it!!! I've been searching for the descriptor "Americans somehow divorced from reality" to describe some of the attitudes we exhibit for years. Unfortunately, being divorced from reality, I needed an insightful Irishman to verbalize it.

One of my favorite bits of all time!!

I went to Orlando a few years ago, first and last time in America, for two weeks, had a nice time but by day 10 I'd had enough and had a new found love and respect for my little northern working class corner of England. Also i reeeeeeeealky fucking hate when Americans do that 'im Irish' thing, no, you're not, My Grandmother was from Poland, doesn't make me Polish.

@AbsentWithoutLeaving

Жыл бұрын

Marko Rollo - Yeah, that's a thing they inherited from mom and dad, who were the children of people who immigrated from the old country. It's a matter of perspective - remember, the US is a very young country. We're less than 250 years old. You're English - compare that to YOUR country. Families in your country go back over a thousand years. Here in the US, back in the day, when immigrants arrived, everybody was Polish, or German, or Italian, or Croatian, or Lithuanian, or Chinese, or Mexican...you name it. FGS, when I was a kid not all that long ago, we got to know each other with the question "What nationality are you?" And you were Polish, or German, or French, or Italian, or Croatian, or Lithuanian, or Chinese or whatever. Even if you were born here. Even if your parents were. There are still neighborhoods in many of the older US cities that are Polish or German or (fill in the blank), although most who have been here for two or three generations have intermarried and moved on from identifying that way, although even now some still do. We just aren't old enough as a country to have forgotten our antecedents. And as each new wave of immigrants arrive, they go thru the same process. But remember, NONE us can trace our US ancestry back further than 250 years, because the US didn't exist before that.

He should update this. Arnold is the wise old statesman compared to the real dumb goon in charge now

@xlcarpentry6260

4 жыл бұрын

Arnold is European!!

Yeah I’m an American. And I love my country-but he’s right lol

Honestly Dylan is really handsome

@dawnbastan2208

3 жыл бұрын

Like..REALLY handsome

@clairecarlia-jones1159

3 жыл бұрын

Like.........totally! 😎

@dawnbastan2208

3 жыл бұрын

@@clairecarlia-jones1159 yes he is!!

He didn't just win Californians over but the entire Universe seven times! And the best/worst action 1 liners. Truthfully scholars will never know what he was actually saying but he tried dammit.

anyone else that heard a guy from the audience say YEAAAH in the most american way after dylan said america 0:07

@sevenseasonsofbrown

3 жыл бұрын

haha yeah 😂

The guy barfing the first time Dylan mentioned ‘America’ made my day

Love how he throws in funny little gems in everything he says and he's cute as hell also

Haha, that's the "Valley Girl" speak coupled with stoner that can't get it together.

Generously portioned is one of the nicer things a European has said about us.

I 💘 love it!! He's spot on!

"What is this, can we eat it? Where are we?" Brilliant.

Dylan Moran is a national treasure.

@Globe14

2 жыл бұрын

Does he have to be? Why can't he just be an amazing comedian? Does he belong to the state?

@Globe14

2 жыл бұрын

Does he have to be? Why can't he just be an amazing comedian? Does he belong to the state?

@dMoniker

2 жыл бұрын

@@Globe14 Jesus wept.

Comedian: Americans The World: *hysterical laughter*

@DapperHesher

3 жыл бұрын

Well, we are a collective sentient joke.

@sevenseasonsofbrown

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

One part of many parts of Dylan’s humour is the contrast between advanced English and profanity

Love 💓 honesty through laughter. 😉

Comedians. Freedom of speech. Great.

Anyone remember Shaun of the Dead?

The Arnold bit is brilliant hahaha

The greatest Comedian Ireland has ever produced

@innerdescent8210

3 жыл бұрын

That's not a high bar ey? 🤣🤣🤣

@jessalainn

2 жыл бұрын

@@innerdescent8210 have you any suggestions?

The dude looks totally smashed, even though he probably had no alcohol before the show. Truly an Irishman!

@adayinthelifeofanorthkorea

2 жыл бұрын

Watch him in Black Books. It's on KZread