Dylan Moran On Irish Hair | BEST OF Monster | Universal Comedy

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There's only one way to recognise a fellow Irish person when abroad, and that is through the phenomenon of IRISH HAIR!
Taken from Dylan Moran's debut stand up special MONSTER from 2004. Dylan dissects the best alcoholic beverage on a night-out, while also discussing his frustrations with rap music.
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  • @CaesiusX
    @CaesiusX3 жыл бұрын

    Gawd, how I'd love for him to portray _the Doctor_ in *Doctor Who* some day! 🙏

  • @cleoarbel

    @cleoarbel

    3 жыл бұрын

    I reckon him jack and River would go out drinking and have the BEST time EVER

  • @tK-be6ns

    @tK-be6ns

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cleoarbel until they gave to cobble together a vintage wine like a potions experiment

  • @yarrowwitch

    @yarrowwitch

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’ve thought that for years - he’d be Amazing 😉

  • @Ott3r5losh

    @Ott3r5losh

    3 жыл бұрын

    I haven’t watched Dr Who, but I’m familiar with it. I thought this was “The Doctor”

  • @deanadams7866

    @deanadams7866

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes what a idea 💡 he would be amazing he’s absolutely cuckoo

  • @Lazarus-aap
    @Lazarus-aap Жыл бұрын

    "I tried rap music. I even tried to get home with the downies" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pls_convert_2_a_JW
    @pls_convert_2_a_JW3 жыл бұрын

    "Gin...is a mascara thinner". Love your work, Mr. Moran! So funny! ❤

  • @emilyrobbins3238
    @emilyrobbins32383 жыл бұрын

    Anyone who can say “enema Eminem” without tripping over his own tongue has my utter respect.

  • @emilyrobbins3238

    @emilyrobbins3238

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@keithallpress9885 : fixed.

  • @richardpaxford5792

    @richardpaxford5792

    3 жыл бұрын

    You leave Peter D's biscuits alone!

  • @roohamm2456
    @roohamm24563 жыл бұрын

    Loved Blacks Books. He's so- so- Irish! Happy St Paddy's!💚💚💚

  • @lewyswhite8325

    @lewyswhite8325

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes! Black Books is an absolute treasure. Anyone reading this who hasn't watched it - I implore you to do so. It's hilarious, he's hilarious AND Bill Bailey is a main character.

  • @elyneburns2224

    @elyneburns2224

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@lewyswhite8325Excellent advice (which I took over Summer - 'too short a series, IMHO)

  • @kellysong2256
    @kellysong2256 Жыл бұрын

    It's absolutely true that you can recognize your own kind no matter where you are. I was in a hotel lobby in Germany, when all of a sudden a woman came barreling up to me and yelled "Hi! I recognize your accent. What part of Utah (in the U.S.) are you from?" It turns out that we had grown up just a few streets away from each other

  • @Lazarus-aap

    @Lazarus-aap

    Жыл бұрын

    That is pretty cool but also very understandable. When you hear someone talk. I somehow have the "ability" to recognise "my own kind" by what they look like. Like I lived in Hong Kong for a while and I could recognise Dutch people by just seeing them... They always go like : huh?! How do you know!?

  • @hydrophobicbathtowel6816

    @hydrophobicbathtowel6816

    11 ай бұрын

    These people are called "stalkers."

  • @deoge3278

    @deoge3278

    9 ай бұрын

    I 100% believe this comment...barreling at someone yellng! Definitely American...and thats coming from an American. I know of our reputation globally. Sadly 😔

  • @Hubbledriver
    @Hubbledriver3 жыл бұрын

    "Home with the Downies"...😂

  • @Lizardlafemme
    @Lizardlafemme3 ай бұрын

    Irish hair is when I let my hair be itself and when I get in the car my husband says,"why didn't you brush your hair"?

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H3 жыл бұрын

    Probably my favorite comedian, definitely top five.

  • @Jeremyramone

    @Jeremyramone

    3 жыл бұрын

    Excellent taste in comedy. Cheers from san Diego!

  • @fintonmainz7845

    @fintonmainz7845

    3 жыл бұрын

    Commitment issues?

  • @cleoarbel

    @cleoarbel

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fintonmainz7845 that's actually quite a funny response

  • @fintonmainz7845

    @fintonmainz7845

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cleoarbel only "quite funny"?

  • @sarahdee374

    @sarahdee374

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was very funny in Notting Hill. Want my phone number?

  • @tntisbased
    @tntisbased7 ай бұрын

    In the best possible way, Dylan Moran is like if your drunk uncle at the party wasn’t racist

  • @alienlizardqueen8748
    @alienlizardqueen8748 Жыл бұрын

    Ah, the Irish hair. It’s not curly, it’s not straight. And if you try to style it, it just looks demented.

  • @MelliaBoomBot
    @MelliaBoomBot Жыл бұрын

    I only found this fellow a month ago. He's so wow!

  • @leemason5953
    @leemason59533 жыл бұрын

    I've been a Dylan fan for years,black books is brilliant 👍👍

  • @damienspawn2719
    @damienspawn27193 жыл бұрын

    This got me in tears! Loved it!

  • @amandadonegan2137
    @amandadonegan21373 жыл бұрын

    I bloody love Dylan hes brilliantly astute 😁😎

  • @jamiemahony3934
    @jamiemahony39343 жыл бұрын

    He would be great to play an older captain Jack sparrow

  • @Crispymemes

    @Crispymemes

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not many people would watch another pirates of the Caribbean now Dep has had his contract cancelled. Besides the black books style comedy is what this guy is best at. Pirates has nothing on black books... Except revenue

  • @lesliemccormick6527

    @lesliemccormick6527

    3 жыл бұрын

    orrr...Sparrow's brother, who is not a pirate but gives his brother a hard time...

  • @jamesandrews1130

    @jamesandrews1130

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Crispymemes loved black books.

  • @bexmjt10

    @bexmjt10

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @vikingsong2068

    @vikingsong2068

    3 жыл бұрын

    Had his contract cancelled unfairly. Amber Heard lied, as the evidence proves.

  • @imokin86
    @imokin863 жыл бұрын

    That song is basically a retelling of Waiting for Godot. Which was written by an Irishman.

  • @marciamcdevitt964

    @marciamcdevitt964

    Жыл бұрын

    😂 I will always think of this now when I come across either of these.

  • @neuvocastezero1838

    @neuvocastezero1838

    5 ай бұрын

    Nice insight.

  • @autumnatic
    @autumnatic3 жыл бұрын

    How does his voice sound like Eddie Izzard being momentarily possessed by Robin Williams? I like all three, but why?

  • @juana9483

    @juana9483

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought the exact same thing!

  • @md61211

    @md61211

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@juana9483 So did I. If you close your eyes, you'd think it was Eddie Izzard. Same delivery & all.

  • @RennieDJ

    @RennieDJ

    3 жыл бұрын

    I heard the Eddie Izzard too!! , I think it’s the way he structures his sentences and punch lines. ☺️

  • @robertbruce7686

    @robertbruce7686

    3 жыл бұрын

    I often wonder why too. Another angst ridden question us western folks ask. What about kiwi fruit ? Just ragging/ joking me....

  • @brainkrieg1423

    @brainkrieg1423

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’d like Eddie Izzard after closing out a 4AM bar and doing a couple bumps of cheap speed on the sidewalk.

  • @goaway673
    @goaway6733 жыл бұрын

    Most definitely top five....brilliant ☆☆☆☆☆

  • @stevenlorienstyles5274
    @stevenlorienstyles5274 Жыл бұрын

    Please justify my childhood! Lol

  • @anthonyhaylock6655
    @anthonyhaylock66552 жыл бұрын

    Agreed he would make a great Dr Who , it would be awesome

  • @TallinnTadgh
    @TallinnTadgh3 жыл бұрын

    brilliant, truly brilliant. laughing so much it hurts

  • @fathimathshamilaa4529
    @fathimathshamilaa45292 жыл бұрын

    Ya man I love you Dylan Moran

  • @michaeljames4904
    @michaeljames49043 жыл бұрын

    It is indeed curious how loud Americans are abroad and softly-spoken (by comparison!) when at home.

  • @themarlboromandalorian

    @themarlboromandalorian

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dunning-Kruger effect.

  • @DreamBelief

    @DreamBelief

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aussies tend to be much louder overseas too (my apologies on behalf of us all as we can be downright appalling tourists)

  • @ZiggyZou

    @ZiggyZou

    3 жыл бұрын

    As a American I didn’t realize how loud everyone is until I went to Europe.. I just didn’t know 😅

  • @athenathegreatandpowerful6365

    @athenathegreatandpowerful6365

    3 жыл бұрын

    Americans are appalling at best. So loud and pushy! Very in your face. Wish I could avoid them for the rest of my life. Shudder. Btw, I'm american.

  • @diogenes5127

    @diogenes5127

    3 жыл бұрын

    We're still loud at home but no one notices because we're used to it. When we go abroad no one is used to the volume.

  • @gee3883
    @gee38833 жыл бұрын

    I love the Irish.

  • @maisie6904
    @maisie69042 жыл бұрын

    My favorite man on the planet ❤️

  • @JoSe-pc2hg
    @JoSe-pc2hg3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂greetings from Croatia

  • @angelarbab0091
    @angelarbab00913 жыл бұрын

    I so wanna see more of him (recent ones) see him on movies and telly too

  • @somegirl558
    @somegirl558 Жыл бұрын

    So on point.😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @cronos42
    @cronos423 жыл бұрын

    The bit about rap was recognisable and I think it's awesome!

  • @julieatkinson5910
    @julieatkinson5910 Жыл бұрын

    Excellent

  • @barneyclifton6402
    @barneyclifton64023 жыл бұрын

    btw if you're interested, most rappers are no where near as rich as they pretend to be. It is a show.

  • @sarahdee374

    @sarahdee374

    3 жыл бұрын

    Spend it all on stuff that depreciates, and then whine when they end up penniless. They need to listen to sound financial advice like grown-up folks, and look at the future just a bit.

  • @LegalSC

    @LegalSC

    Жыл бұрын

    What's the show called?

  • @thesubhumancomedy

    @thesubhumancomedy

    Жыл бұрын

    You don't say..

  • @illegal.anglo88
    @illegal.anglo882 жыл бұрын

    This is why irish should invest in getting a mullet. The wildness actually makes the best mullets.

  • @Capillus
    @Capillus Жыл бұрын

    It's time for your enema, Eminem.

  • @ScottAdair
    @ScottAdair3 жыл бұрын

    He would be a great in anything.

  • @jasminegore1239
    @jasminegore12392 жыл бұрын

    He reminds me of my GP Dr Fullerton when I was a kid ....so funny .

  • @reneburger4317
    @reneburger43176 ай бұрын

    Genius

  • @brianmilligan1787
    @brianmilligan17872 жыл бұрын

    A full lent white mink coat they must fly the jet with the windows down

  • @stnicholas54
    @stnicholas542 жыл бұрын

    It's a common myth that vodka doesn't smell. Worse, it stinks.

  • @thesubhumancomedy

    @thesubhumancomedy

    Жыл бұрын

    c2h5oh does smell, and vodka is often 35-60% of that. When you haven't seen it in months, being on Orkney, you can find it smelling clean and, in a way, sober.

  • @scottkraft1062
    @scottkraft10622 жыл бұрын

    We have great hair

  • @onelove154
    @onelove15410 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @eily_b
    @eily_b6 ай бұрын

    The "Funk Soul Brother" song was not rap, it's from Fat Boy Slim and it's called "Rockafeller Skank". 7:10

  • @wyst69
    @wyst693 жыл бұрын

    Unless I'm misguided, the "Funk soul brother" he is refering to is not rap. It's "Rockafeller skank" from Fat Boy Slim and it's not really a song per say. It's a piece of electronic music with a few words on it.

  • @Magical_Makeup_UK

    @Magical_Makeup_UK

    3 жыл бұрын

    I like this a lot 😅

  • @wnbrknisezlyfxd2951

    @wnbrknisezlyfxd2951

    5 ай бұрын

    *per se

  • @DmON_WINGS

    @DmON_WINGS

    12 күн бұрын

    Its a feckin joke. Wise the feck up . Very sad if thats your take on comedy. You're a real hit at parties I'm sure, Not 😢 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thesubhumancomedy
    @thesubhumancomedy Жыл бұрын

    What music does Dylan Moran listening to? You know?

  • @zan7466
    @zan74663 жыл бұрын

    What would happen if I did indeed have a book down my trousers?

  • @fullymechanical9055

    @fullymechanical9055

    2 жыл бұрын

    Being a librarian, I'd get antsy.😉

  • @thesubhumancomedy

    @thesubhumancomedy

    Жыл бұрын

    What book?

  • @zan7466

    @zan7466

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thesubhumancomedy Winnie the Pooh

  • @thesubhumancomedy

    @thesubhumancomedy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@zan7466 Ah! Thank you

  • @ZiggyZou
    @ZiggyZou3 жыл бұрын

    He’s 💯, as an American I can’t stand rap

  • @tundederijk2044
    @tundederijk20443 жыл бұрын

    He has the exact same brows and eyes as Zac Effron :P

  • @fathimathshamilaa4529
    @fathimathshamilaa45292 жыл бұрын

    Bliss from Malcom

  • @fathimathshamilaa4529
    @fathimathshamilaa45292 жыл бұрын

    Sofi love you

  • @fathimathshamilaa4529
    @fathimathshamilaa45292 жыл бұрын

    Life in Leicester square

  • @fathimathshamilaa4529
    @fathimathshamilaa45292 жыл бұрын

    We take life bouncers from life So they have to like my shoes

  • @DreamBelief
    @DreamBelief3 жыл бұрын

    Don't worry dylan even plenty of young people don't like rap. It's never been very popular where i live

  • @Palmieres

    @Palmieres

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can I move there? Please.

  • @DreamBelief

    @DreamBelief

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Palmieres lol not a fan either I take it. You could, although right now borders are closed. We have other reasons not to necessarily want to live here though lol

  • @fathimathshamilaa4529
    @fathimathshamilaa45292 жыл бұрын

    Leicester underground

  • @fathimathshamilaa4529
    @fathimathshamilaa45292 жыл бұрын

    Leicester tigers

  • @muse2182
    @muse21823 жыл бұрын

    Is he perpetually drunk?

  • @blackletter2591

    @blackletter2591

    3 жыл бұрын

    No, he's perpetually sane.

  • @clarnichana9406

    @clarnichana9406

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gr0mit948 Is it?

  • @LegalSC

    @LegalSC

    Жыл бұрын

    @@blackletter2591 same thing, really

  • @thesubhumancomedy

    @thesubhumancomedy

    Жыл бұрын

    He was born drunk.

  • @SamuelBlack84

    @SamuelBlack84

    9 ай бұрын

    He's Irish

  • @robertbruce7686
    @robertbruce76863 жыл бұрын

    Um fatboy slim sketch eh? Still funny though...

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj13567 ай бұрын

    Is he always drunk or is it just an impression ? Poor liver if so

  • @veroniquehoflack4910

    @veroniquehoflack4910

    2 ай бұрын

    I was wondering if he really was or just pretending.

  • @jaenmartens5697
    @jaenmartens56973 жыл бұрын

    The problem I have with rap is that it sounds exactly like it did 40 years ago... I think it syphons off a lot of potential great Blues and Soul singers, writers. I like the poetry but it sounds boring after awhile.

  • @inside1283

    @inside1283

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s actually absurd. So you’re telling me The Sugarhill Gang sounded the same as Pop smoke? Or Mobb deep sounded the same as Slowthai? HipHop/rap is hardly my favourite genre but people who can’t appreciate the art/evolution of it are either stupid or intentionally ignorant

  • @brainkrieg1423

    @brainkrieg1423

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@inside1283 anyone who thinks rap hasn’t changed in 40 years doesn’t actually listen to rap, they just want an excuse to yell at clouds

  • @bid84

    @bid84

    Жыл бұрын

    De la soul, Arrested Development, NWA. Downhill since then

  • @christoffadriaanvanrooyen4098
    @christoffadriaanvanrooyen40983 жыл бұрын

    Made 50 fucking what-a-whats??

  • @christoffadriaanvanrooyen4098

    @christoffadriaanvanrooyen4098

    3 жыл бұрын

    10:33

  • @sierraromeoromeo2444

    @sierraromeoromeo2444

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@christoffadriaanvanrooyen4098 Vol-au-vents.

  • @wnbrknisezlyfxd2951
    @wnbrknisezlyfxd29515 ай бұрын

    Don't do Fatboy Slim like that 😄😄😄

  • @bjj6910
    @bjj691010 ай бұрын

    what on earth is wolla balls?

  • @mamaschronicles
    @mamaschronicles3 жыл бұрын

    Step away form the drugs now... it will get better

  • @Daniela-be5jx
    @Daniela-be5jx3 жыл бұрын

    funny talent. afraid he wont last.

  • @alko2266

    @alko2266

    3 жыл бұрын

    „Won‘t last“ as in this clip from 2004 won’t be funny 17 years later, or are you just worried about his health?

  • @thesubhumancomedy

    @thesubhumancomedy

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm afraid less than half that actually listens to him, gets, or appreciates some sentences. Perhaps more for reading people that do maths rather well. Perhaps

  • @syhusada1130
    @syhusada11303 жыл бұрын

    Is he drunk? Or he speaks like that normally?

  • @brainkrieg1423

    @brainkrieg1423

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know, but if you speed him up to 1.25 speed he sobers up.

  • @trcr5473
    @trcr54733 жыл бұрын

    Wtf has Dylan moran never heard more than 1 rap song

  • @DoctorandtheDoll

    @DoctorandtheDoll

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right? Also, it's possible most rap songs were not written to appeal to white Irishmen lol. Love the rest of the set, but that didn't age well ha ha.

  • @irosoqpsdvjj

    @irosoqpsdvjj

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DoctorandtheDoll I think the way Dylan described it sounded more like gangster rap

  • @trcr5473

    @trcr5473

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DoctorandtheDoll Actually that does bring up the parallel of Ireland and Northern Ireland to the clashes in the U.S. I'd think he'd identify with rage if that's the example of rap he chooses. I wonder if he likes rap now

  • @dh1380

    @dh1380

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think you're looking in to this too deeply

  • @suakeli

    @suakeli

    3 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, once you've heard one you've heard them all.

  • @sire5582
    @sire55822 жыл бұрын

    He really needs to quit smoking.

  • @silvasilvasilva

    @silvasilvasilva

    2 жыл бұрын

    He did, this is an old bit.

  • @rockeerockey6941
    @rockeerockey69413 жыл бұрын

    Substance abuse, must be a MENSA dude, because his humor is way over my ability to consider it humor

  • @ivonaivona668

    @ivonaivona668

    6 ай бұрын

    Don't fret about it. I'm sure you have many other abilities.

  • @ricemanuber6344
    @ricemanuber63443 жыл бұрын

    OK I might be insane is there canned laughter in this? Jokes are great but I just hear the same laughter as if I was watching friends

  • @vikingsong2068

    @vikingsong2068

    3 жыл бұрын

    No.

  • @truepeacenik

    @truepeacenik

    3 жыл бұрын

    No. There’s peaks and valleys in different places

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