“Anyone who has totally given up on the idea of god and the devil, has not been properly kissed or flown on Ryanair with a hangover” HAHAHAHA

"you only know there's food there because one of the drinks is chewy"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@08Pixel

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it... What's a chewy

@CarlosSilva-rt7we

2 жыл бұрын

@@08Pixel I'll help you, it's chewable

"A prawn pole dancing on a bread stick!" That was so funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sohara....

2 жыл бұрын

I just posted this too Am leaving it up It was *work* 😄

Getting cake in the middle of a stand-up? Legend.

@Guyzemail

2 жыл бұрын

He was expecting cake with a fork in his pocket 😂😂

@DragonNexus

2 жыл бұрын

@@Guyzemail Spoon*

"What you do is you get a chicken ........ use your contacts!" 😆🤣

Dylan Moran has a way of using phrases that make sense but nobody would ever say and in them is pure comic genius like "Why can't you be backlit like him!?" or "You only know there's food because one of the drinks is chewy" and i don't know anyone else who does this so incredibly well

"They all have a neck." Go granny! 😄

@annalise7320

2 жыл бұрын

I didnt get that one, what does it mean? 😂

@hermask815

2 жыл бұрын

@@annalise7320 neither did I (2nd language)

@heliumtrophy

2 жыл бұрын

It's a kind of play on what's said in Ireland. If you hear an Irish person say "the neck of ya" or "some neck you've got" it's meant to be bold or brazen. Essentially a bit like when you hear an English person say someone's cheeky but with an added extra. It's why anyone who fraudulently wins an insurance claim has "a brass neck." I don't know if I've helped or not but I hope I have.

@victormuckleston

9 ай бұрын

@@heliumtrophy to add to that, sticking your neck out like a cockerel, it can be cut or broken easily.

"As a child, you eat a cake and convert it into extra miles to run. You've been around for a while, and now you convert it into extra pallbearers." this is so good. A perfect punchline. You'd probably expect something like "sleep" or "weight" or "fewer years to live", but Dylan puts it into one word. That is comedic genius.

@evitaaslanidou247

2 жыл бұрын

When he did the same joke in Poland (fully aware of how difficult it would be for them to overcome the language barrier ) he said "people to carry your coffin" . Not "pallbearers" ❤❤❤

@InsomnoManiacal

2 жыл бұрын

@@evitaaslanidou247 also known as: pallbearers

@roryandtheisland

2 жыл бұрын

Using the pre placed cake as a pretend build up to this joke makes it even more clever

@beeble2003

2 жыл бұрын

@@InsomnoManiacal The point being that, if you're Polish, you live in Poland and English is your second language, you might not know what a pallbearer is...

@77gregorymoey

2 жыл бұрын

His vocabulary..pallbearers are spot on!!

He was so happy the moment he saw that cake.

@evitaaslanidou247

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah! He is such a good actor!

@fordprefect679

2 жыл бұрын

@@evitaaslanidou247 just enjoy it. Don’t be “that guy”.

@evitaaslanidou247

2 жыл бұрын

@@fordprefect679 why wouldn't I enjoy it?

@roryandtheisland

2 жыл бұрын

This is a rehearsed build up to a punchline, it is brilliantly executed

@pankakesnotstellar

2 жыл бұрын

@@roryandtheisland it's a fan bringing him cake because he had a very funny routine where he complained he wanted cake.

So any random 10 minutes of any of his shows is better than most full shows of other "comedians".

@patrickthomas4680

Жыл бұрын

Yep..pretty much..😄

"Get a chicken. Just get one. Use your contacts"

One of the all-time greats, right here.

It’s a cake, it’s a CAKE, IT’S A CAKE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mr. Moran is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians.

His grandmother sounds like the kind of saintly old dear you would take boar hunting!

Truly encapsulates the great Irish story teller

"And you arrived at your house or somebody else's house and you go yay the teleporter worked again and you don't think any more about it!" 🤣 bwah haha

I can imagine my Irish granny saying those things!😂

when you've been around long enough, you instantly convert it into more pallbearers!

Am I the only one who is fascinated by the fact that he just pulled out a spoon seemingly from nowhere and just started to eat the cake?

@Quayd_McMahon

2 жыл бұрын

Just in case there was cake

@ayszhang

Жыл бұрын

Back pocket haha

@empiremonkey

Жыл бұрын

He received cake at the two shows I saw him. I think we've conditioned him to bring utensils to his gigs.

@guyincognito7518

5 ай бұрын

Can confirm he also received a cake at a show I was at, although at that one he fashioned a makeshift zipwire and delivered it to a person in the 4th row, it was absolutely incredible to watch

@antred11

3 ай бұрын

Like Joey from Friends. 😅

God I love Dylan Moran, what a legend! This walk down memory lane made my frickin day!

Dylan Moran: the Irish Robin Williams in all his brilliance. So concise and hilarious! Superb!

@paulelroy6650

2 жыл бұрын

With all do respect to Robin's legacy. Dylan is a unique beast

@abraxasfraxinus7744

Жыл бұрын

Dylan and robin share zero similarities.

@antred11

3 ай бұрын

I know I'm not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but come on, Robin Williams sucked.

God, I adore this man. So funny. So, so funny.

Dylan's Granny sounds fantastic ! I could listen to Dylan for hours . I loved the cake bit! 💖

@ezura4760

9 ай бұрын

And his Gran! She sounds hilarious too! 😂

"Anyone who doesn't believe in God or the devil has never been properley kissed or flowon on Ryan Air with a hang over." 10:40

My pallbearers are waiting for me as I type this.

Prawn pole dancing on a breadstick Brilliant

@comediansactorsandall2502

2 жыл бұрын

I died at that point, it’s past midnight and I’m desperately trying not to laugh

I always think of Dave Allen when I see this guy. To me that's a great compliment.

@sjohnson1216

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

"It's a cake, it's a cake, it's a cake!"

I wish more of his stuff was on cd or dvd..I never get tired of listening to him.

@kristandagley7089

2 жыл бұрын

YES. Absolutely...I live off of Black Books when I need my fix.

@vikinglore1066

2 жыл бұрын

@@kristandagley7089 me too! I can’t believe I haven’t worn them out yet

@kristandagley7089

2 жыл бұрын

@@vikinglore1066 I'm glad I'm not the only one! I'm full dork right now wearing the. "This is Life! We Suffer and Slave and Expire. That's It!" T-shirt.

@vikinglore1066

2 жыл бұрын

@@kristandagley7089 that’s an epic win! Well done! Oh yeah I’m glad I’m not the only one either. I think there is a much bigger demand than what they think for his work. I hope their social media person is paying attention lol

@kristandagley7089

2 жыл бұрын

@@vikinglore1066 Definitely. I'll get behind you on that one all the way. Ive met a lot of people that don't even know who he is, and it blows my mind.

I LOVE this guy! He's absolutely hilarious

I could not love him more.

Dylan's style of comedy reminds me of Dave Allen. Both great at turning everyday observations into hilarious comedy.

@apemoon1731

2 жыл бұрын

Very much so 👍🏻

@lightawake

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! Both so sharp and endearing - love them both.

@notbloodylikely4817

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! His pacing and even his voice. Great observation.

@paddyoneill2655

2 жыл бұрын

both kind of modern day Seanchaí

The bit about action movies about middle aged men running round confused where everyone is trying to kill him, being used as a metaphor for middle age had me in stitches.

If this man knew how -or agreed - to play the publicity game, every other comedian would be eating his dust!

@carolinepercy1216

2 жыл бұрын

✌

@ConnbineHarvester

2 жыл бұрын

I'd hate to see him on panel shows though. I kind of respect that he isn't on tv every 2nd day.

@evitaaslanidou247

2 жыл бұрын

@@ConnbineHarvester well it doesn't have to be black or white. And "publicity" is much more than panel shows.

@sarahholland2600

2 жыл бұрын

Michael McIntyre was dire in the couple of panel shows he did, but he's good at interviews. Dylan refuses to do both 😁

He looks like he's having such a good time

He’s a master.

Looking at Dylan Moran and the way he speaks I feel it is just a lovely, goofy, funny and intelligent kid trapped inside a man's body 😂😂😂

He hits home every time.

This is just as funny and relevant a decade later.

"a lot of women became interested in the Universe recently..." haha, I'm one if them. Just love Cox's accent, and since he speaks of fascinating matter, all the better.

Dylan is middle aged, perpetually sick from cigs and drinks, his hands shaking from something worrying. And yet, I am still utterly enraptured by this man. He is a mess, but a fascinating, blindingly bright mess I can't help but admire.

@YewrMan

2 жыл бұрын

He's calmed down with the drink and the shmokes.

@evitaaslanidou247

2 жыл бұрын

His hands trembled even when he first appeared in his 20s. It is no more than stage nerves.

@maureenmalone7249

2 жыл бұрын

He has been diagnosed with atypical Parkinson’s which explains the shaking hand

@CJ-ft9yo

2 жыл бұрын

@@maureenmalone7249 really ? I never knew

@evitaaslanidou247

2 жыл бұрын

@@maureenmalone7249 at the age of. .. what? 23?

In a league of his own. Pure brilliant!

Brilliant, unique, and he kinda chucks it at you... Brilliant, very original!! I ❤ Dylan Moran

Always makes me happy and causes all day GIGGLING 😁

This guy is awesome in an odd way, love him

A true artist. My favourite. Brilliant (and handsome!) man.

Genius. This is so true which is why I’m happily divorced 😂

I love him.

I love the way he talks about cake and éclairs etc. No one else does. And it's usually most unexpected

His description of Brian Cox is 👌🏽

🐙🥤how adorable you are! You're like if Liam Neeson were rebooted as a drunken Christmas elf...

my new fav comedian...a genius.

"We believe in science. Atoms and quarks. We don't understand it. Any of it. But that's the case. And that's totally different from having faith.............................. isn't it?" Bwhahahahaha!!! This is my first time seeing Mr. Moran, he's got that very sly intelligence I love !

A prawn pole dancing on a bread stick 🪦

he's so good at comedy 👍 it's insane ! :)

Did…someone actually bring him cake? Lol 😂

@lizziebkennedy7505

Жыл бұрын

He asked for cake instead of applause at another gig.

Mmm Cake 🍰 Good Call, and he had his own Spoon, 😄🙌

I was watching this on my mobile and was trying to find the mobile. Second time week I’ve done that 😬

Going to see this legend on Sunday at kings theater Glasgow ☘️

To anyone who has had a Netflix comedy "Special", this is how it's done.

@niallglennon83

4 ай бұрын

Best comment!

omg (...) the Ryan Air ref made me quiver...lol 00

The artful way he thinks, the really long mental reaches that he makes believable and hilarious, reminds me a bit of Robin Williams (but less frenetic). Truly “outside the box.”

Brilliant.

Hilarious as ever. Thanks for the upload, ig planted a wide smile on my face

love him. he's drunk.

Beyond genius!

best comedian alive

Awesome, thanks~

Twisted comedic elloquence! Bril!.

My grandma used to say, "I'm cold! I'm shivering like a dog shiteing razor blades here! Put the ruddy heating on!"

Any plane with a hangover reckons me

Brian Cox is on the beeb right now.

The Goat

Genius!

The Boris hair do!

Brilliant 😄

hahahahahahahahahahaha. Greatest comedian ever.

hahahahaha pole dancing on a what lol

Brilliant

Has he done any audiobooks? Because I need this.

The Biran Cox stuff is 👌

So when your woman is inviting folks for dinner you know she is fed up with you :D

@derekmulready1523

2 жыл бұрын

When the wife doesn't invite you to her party/holiday, you are surplus to requirement 🇪🇺🇮🇪

Brian Cox 😂

Omg I had a rough time recentlh i love this guy

He actually have a newer stand up named Dr Cosmos. It's around half a year old but still not available anywhere. I start to think about sharing a copy...

@evitaaslanidou247

2 жыл бұрын

Please don't. That's his living. That's his property. Let's be decent at least with the people we love!

@Frikoo

2 жыл бұрын

@Marjia Adamskiā as far as I know - no. I saw it on an live streaming event. My guess is that he is trying to make some deal with one of the streaming services.

One time my dad was leaving our home after a visit, said our good byes and he opened the rear door and got in the back seat of the car, he came without mom on that trip, lol

9:43 Just a timestamp for me. Funniest joke on science I've heard.

Reminds me of my cousin, what a funny guy 😂

This man talks absolute sense.

This man is a brilliant, beautiful mess ❤️👏

Omg it's Rufus

Acht that war gooood

This dude looks like he just got back from a CRAZY weekend in Vegas

best man

You love me? Bake me a cake 😁

He has his demons and partakes with them with glee !

His insights sound perfect understandable to me, welcome middle to old age now!

sooo missed him - thank you for this! You need to know him to know the importance of cakes :D. Also - Brian Cox - wonderful take :); I never know what that man says because of the way he speaks and in that sense I don't understand his popularity, but I'm happy for it. We need more people interested in learning about the world based on actual facts.

@nikiTricoteuse

2 жыл бұрын

Try it with the subtitles on. I gave them a go for you and they're pretty accurate. Lol.

@nikiTricoteuse

2 жыл бұрын

Ah. Just reread what you wrote. Were you quoting Brian Cox or were you saying you yourself didn't understand him?

@leahtigers771

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikiTricoteuse yes I was referring to the fact that I have a hard time understanding what Dr. Cox says because of the way he speaks 😉

@nikiTricoteuse

2 жыл бұрын

@@leahtigers771 Thanks. TBH I'd never heard of Brian Cox until l saw this - I'm in Aotearoa so l do have some excuse. 😁 lnterestingly he has tour dates booked here for early next year. Will definitely try and track down some of his videos in the meantime though as, it sounds like he talks on subjects I'd be interested in. Also, nothing wrong with a bit of eye candy.

@nikiTricoteuse

2 жыл бұрын

@@leahtigers771 Just watched a Jonathan Ross interview with him and l think l see what you mean. I also found him quite hard to understand. I was expecting a strong accent or something but, he seems to talk quietly and quite quickly and doesn't project his voice very well. Don't know if it was just because he was sitting being interviewed. Funny interview though.

Dylan Moran is a guy who, no matter how messy his hair is, it looks right on him.