I met an incredible, articulate and socially well adjusted American once, he was from somewhere in Canada 🇨🇦

@neuralmute

Жыл бұрын

As a Canadian, I'm not sure whether to feel insulted by this or not. We *really* don't like being mistaken for Americans! Seriously though, living next door to the States is like one of two things. It's sort of like living next door to the biggest bully in school when you're a decent, normal kid who just wants to get along with everyone. So you have to pretend to like him so you don't get wedgied into oblivion, but when he's not around you're the first kid in the class who'll say how badly you wish he'd just go die in a fire. There's also Robin Williams' classic "apartment over a meth lab" joke. It's a pretty good apartment, but you're stuck over the toxic fumes, the crazy meth heads, the noise, the fighting, the stray bullets, the SWAT team raids, and the knowledge that one day, everything downstairs is just going to blow up and probably take you with it. A few years back I was chatting online with a guy from Finland, and we were both very sorry about the countries that each other had to live next door to. We seriously couldn't decide which was worse - Russia or the States. We just knew that neither of us wanted to trade places.

@jaimekatz6645

Жыл бұрын

@@neuralmute The US's history is absolutely terrible, but England is probably the most colonizing county in the history of the world and Canada is not innocent with it's Canadian Indian residential school system.

@burtvhulberthyhbn7583

Жыл бұрын

​@@neuralmute as a Canadian citizen born in the US believe me I know how you feel. Canadians live right above a raucous crack house but....I'm here at 5,070 ft with a view of a distant Mexico and Pacific islands 94 miles away with citrus groves 6 miles down the hill. All this with as much as 4 ft of a snowy wonderland. Southern California is a land of incredible contrasts and climate. I wouldn't settle for anything else

@TheFitzy93

Жыл бұрын

@@jaimekatz6645 in case you weren’t aware.. the US also had those same residential schools. People have a way of making others feel bad. It just so happens that those same people come from the same place. FYI we actually treat the native Canadian people here a bit better then the US does with theirs.. the Canadian government actually recognizes and has laws to help the indigenous people of canada.

@The_Winsome_Pixie

Жыл бұрын

@@TheFitzy93 Exactly. I read that the US had 400 residential schools and 53 burial sites. Jaime needs to point fingers because they can’t handle the truth about their own country

The US are to the world what Florida is to the US.

@stephaniegreisen9176

Жыл бұрын

🥲 It’s a real shame. Honestly ❤️🤦🏼‍♀️

@ba8501

Жыл бұрын

Yes, a perfect analogy!

@michaeldautry

Жыл бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

@keepcharlottecountygreen150

Жыл бұрын

Like Florida has that kind of power. The Revolution would have to be over by the early bird special.

@skate103

Жыл бұрын

Well said!!🇺🇸❤️

There’s a great brazilian joke about it. At a certain point in history, the UN sent a message to all corners of Earth asking the following: “Please tell us what do you think about the scarcity of food in the World”. The eurpeans couldn’t answer it because they didn’t understand what scarcity of food was. African countries also couldn’t answer, for they didn’t know what food was. The americans couldn’t answer either, as they weren’t aware of what the World was. Lastly, argentines didn’t know what “please” means…

@pedroRodriguesMD

4 ай бұрын

And cubans were offline.

@pedroRodriguesMD

4 ай бұрын

(sou Portugues)

@simergoth

4 ай бұрын

Boa, cara!

@julittok

4 ай бұрын

Slightly off topic wouldn't you say?

@lucaslouzada44

3 ай бұрын

@@julittok If you’re from Argentina, perhaps…

"And, what America does... while these people are talking - very, very gradually builds a Starbucks and gets them addicted." If that ain't the truth 🤣🤣

@hoppytoad79

11 ай бұрын

He's rumbled us! Our secret's out, and there's nothing for it. The CIA's going to have to *ominous music plays* DISAPPEAR HIM!

@TheMagpie4Real

11 ай бұрын

@@hoppytoad79 😆

@inconnu4961

11 ай бұрын

@@hoppytoad79 You are joking! I noticed his name on the No-Fly list. So if we ever wants to visit North America, we will have to boat over like NORMAL Irish people do! LOL

@pinkette

4 ай бұрын

McDonald's first tho

@pauldobson2529

4 ай бұрын

Good thing about Australia...they brought in all their Starbucks. and it failed because their coffee mannerisms are less preferable to standard Australian coffee shops. They closed down half of them, but are starting to bring them back just for the tourists. Suits us...we stay with our coffee shops, and don't have to put up with all the tourists interrupting our chats or Starbucks' inferior coffee. McDonalds was totally Australianised into Maccas and they created McCafe which serves a perfectly acceptable coffee.

The genius and irony of this bit is that it serves as a sociological double entendre of sorts -- making fun of Americans to a British live audience, but while doing so subtly pointing out all the stuff the Brits are guilty of themselves -- and delivered by an Irishman, no less. It's quite rich! I love the Brits' ability to laugh at themselves. 🤣🤣🤣

@HannahG-nk2mf

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely nailed it!

@ImOk...

11 ай бұрын

To the British person who created this video’s thumbnail: It’s “Americans” not “American’s” Love, an American

@ditzygypsy

11 ай бұрын

@@ImOk... Yes. And that’s why is says Americans. 🙄

@ImOk...

11 ай бұрын

@@ditzygypsy do you know what a thumbnail is?

@gabhanachdenogla8342

11 ай бұрын

Brilliant observation - the country who had Boris as a Prime minster - but at least Arnie has the excuse English wasn't his first language?

I’m an American; I detect no falsehoods among everything this man said.

@MrMM1007

Жыл бұрын

Ughhh....nothing worse than a self-righteous American who thinks they are above it.

@d.l.d.l.8140

11 ай бұрын

Saw yourself did you? I’ll bet you’ve been to Europe.

@VeretenoVids

11 ай бұрын

Same. 😂

@annefuller1856

9 ай бұрын

American here! Same!

@user-kb1hw2yq2f

5 ай бұрын

Almost anything than an outsider says about Americans if true.

The cadence of delivery is very reminiscent of Eddie Izzard in Dress to Kill. Dylan Moran absolutely nailed this set. Brilliant. 🎉

@raymondtitano3819

Жыл бұрын

Also reminds me of Dudley Moore.

@need-to-know-

Жыл бұрын

Also Bill Cosby, especially towards the end.

@ditzygypsy

11 ай бұрын

@@raymondtitano3819 Yes! I see that too!

@shamusenright5387

11 ай бұрын

Yes covers some similar ground too. "Built an Empire through cunning use of a flag."

@deantreloar

8 ай бұрын

Yep, thought the same thing. At several points it sounds like an impersonation.

As an American, we like, you know, totally deserve this rant😂

@erzabetf9544

3 ай бұрын

Maybe if you live in 1984. Do you even talk to anyone here in 2024? 😂

I'm an American and Dylan is absolutely cracking me up! I love this!!! It's all SO true!! 😂😂😂

I am an Southern Californian American - and I approve this message

@t.c.4321

4 ай бұрын

Your kind are the worst.

"But then again everybody did" LMAO

He's not wrong, Americans worst problem appears to be their complete lack of self awareness. He did go a bit Al Pacino there 😆 🤣

@PandaBear62573

Жыл бұрын

As an American I 100% agree. Our media doesn't tell us what is going on in the rest of the world unless it's some tragedy we can throw money at. Those of that are aware are ashamed of our fellow Americans.

@RokkitGrrl

Жыл бұрын

American education has been reduced to schools teaching children how to pass tests in order for their school districts to get the minimum, Federal funding that they need. Schools in the US haven't been teaching children how to think critically, haven't been teaching civics, how to survive in the world, etc. Combine that with the obsession of social media, the belief that reality TV isn't scripted, the epidemic of self-victimization, and that healthy food and living has gotten so expensive, and you get millions of people who are led by their basic instincts and a strange entitlement that they deserve a better life without putting the work into it. I'm not saying that everybody from the US is like that, but the people who tend to be problem for themselves and everybody else refuse to engage in any introspection and identify themselves as the problem in their lives.

@PandaBear62573

Жыл бұрын

@RokkitGrrl you are absolutely correct. My adult daughter took AP US History in 11th grade and she was not allowed to do independent research. Additionally, the book was filled with many factual errors and was clearly written by the left pushing their agenda. Luckily my husband and I are huge history buffs and we actively engage our children in political and world topics. We encourage independent research.

@The_Winsome_Pixie

Жыл бұрын

@@PandaBear62573 “Written by the left pushing their agenda” Oh yeah, you’re not influenced by confirmation bias at all. /s

@sarahdee374

Жыл бұрын

I hear a touch of Eddie Izzard, too.

Lol they build a Starbucks around them!!😂😂 I was thinking they build a McDonalds around them.😂😂

@inconnu4961

11 ай бұрын

There are MORE Chinese food joints than McDonald's in my town. This joke is getting stale.

@alliegal45

5 ай бұрын

I think he meant about Starbucks … they surround us with sh1t

@chloeedmund4350

4 ай бұрын

That would've probably been too obvious.

3:48 You must not ignore a good eating when it presents itself, you never know when it presents it self again 😂😂

As one of the countless Americans who has a great great Aniyunwiya grandmother (she was in fact not a "princess", she was a homeless woman who lost nearly everything; the Cherokee don't have royalty, dag-nab it), I can confirm that, "Put down the beans," is a common thing to hear at a pow wow or reservation.

@glennllewellyn7369

2 ай бұрын

Interesting.

@pint6x

2 ай бұрын

Yeah - you and every other American!

American here....and Dylan is exactly right. It is totally Bread and Circuses here. And none of the Clowns running this show over this side of the pond care about any of us.

@roberthill799

6 ай бұрын

I agree that we have clowns running things here (though we did rid ourselves of the fattest and dumbest one) but so does much more than half of the rest of the world.

Some of the expressions and phrases he uses for these jokes are just so quick and creative, you blink and you miss it; "They look like the weigh about as much as a photograph of themselves" I mean, that's just gold

@o.b.7217

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, only it's not a very accurate depiction of most Americans.

@EvelynBaron

2 ай бұрын

I have a good friend who flirts a bit ... American style. When he says'wow you've lost weight (I've weighed the same for donkey's years), I quote the Dylan Moran quip ... uncomfortable silence then we carry on. Love him always just so funny

I was on a cruise ship once with a lot of Americans in the Mediterranean. They had this knack of pointing things out very loudly, which didn’t need to be said, like “look the coffee machine is over there“ but for some reason, they needed To Point at it and speak loudly enough, so the rest of the room could hear. I also had a couple of them behind me on the bus, admiring how peaceful and beautiful the Balkans were, when one of their party explained that the reason it was so beautiful was because they’ve never had any wars here. Informer Yugoslavia. My favourite was when I was in the pool, and one gentleman asked the other, what do you do, and both of them proceeded to explain what they had, not what they did.

@EvelynBaron

2 ай бұрын

No real disrespect intended: 1st time my sis and I on a plane to Europe 2 little girls our ages asked us where we were from we said Canada; consultation with parents);; do you guys speak Latin? Why can I not get that out of my head and they were adorable .... not so much since they kicked the trolley over when the stewardess was a little slow ... feel bad could be anyone's child just ... one of those things.

@EvelynBaron

2 ай бұрын

My Dad was born in the former Yugoslavia this happened all the time. We were on a cruise ship once when i was young; he spoke a lot of languages and had to translate constantly stuff like .... the menu says ... I miss my Dad. The worst for me was a film of Hamlet, Branagh and no-one was interested but me, I love swimming but whoosh; 4 hours later 2 people in an otherwise empty viewing room would not shut up about To be or not to be you cannot make this stuff up; I got stubborn and sat there for another 4 hours after they left. I love my Dad. He watched the last half with me in silence. And gave me a hug Every culture has its stuff, ... Americans abroad are ... Emily in Paris just don't get it.

His delivery is beautiful to watch. Such ease and relaxed but sharp as a razor.

My god! How did you get so accurate with us American?! 😂😂😂

@inconnu4961

11 ай бұрын

Because we've been invading his homeland as tourists for decades!

😂this is hilarious and sadly true. As an American let me apologize for some of us❤

@alexanderkowal5710

Жыл бұрын

Not accepted ❤

@stephaniegreisen9176

Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderkowal5710 Well I tried 🤷‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ Lol. Please know that we’re not all that way❤️

@alexanderkowal5710

Жыл бұрын

@@stephaniegreisen9176 yeah sorry lol every American I’ve met has been lovely, but I’ve never been so my whole perception is built off of reading media

@PeacePlease.

Жыл бұрын

@@stephaniegreisen9176 You're a good sport!! Yooo BET - Some of us know our limitations, can laugh at ourselves, but most of "US" know: It's HOME Sweet Home - And there isn't ANY other Place like it / we'd rather be!! ✌

@noneyabizz8337

Жыл бұрын

Don't apologize to those leaches

I'm an American, and I approve this message 😂

Dylan- you’re an absolute gem. Thank you for giving us our laughter back.

@s1acker6

Жыл бұрын

hes not really funny tho....

@zephyrbrightmoon6962

Жыл бұрын

@@s1acker6 You're right. He's _fucking hilarious!_ 😜

@Myuunium

Жыл бұрын

@@s1acker6 People have their own tastes tho.... Comedy is subjective tho....

The lifting section.... 'in my underpants' Had me in stitches.

Arnie may have only lifted things prior to becoming gov of Calif but he was MARRIED to a Kennedy.

6:40 "What we need to know is, how bad is his predecessor at that job?" As someone that grew up in California, we are the state the gave the world Ronald Reagan... (yes, he was the governor of California before becoming president)

@msolomonii9825

Жыл бұрын

reagan, yes, the greatest cancer on Murica in living memory (pretty much allll the bad today in Murica comes back to root in him)

@jafuni9349

Жыл бұрын

And now we have Gavin Newsom. The saga continues!

@rfphill

11 ай бұрын

​​​@@jafuni9349 Right? At least they one upped the republicans with voting in an even bigger oily idiot...

@EvelynBaron

2 ай бұрын

Yikes did I just write that? Did you ever read Cleveland Amory on a. The old Bostonians and b. his war with Reagan. He never gave money to Harvard his alma mater on general principles and had a rescue cat named Polar Bear. He was a stately man and would stride down the street, cat on shoulder to play chess in Central Park. He wasn't suffering from lack of dosh and was financing a sanctuary for abandoned animals through his books. He got wind of Reagan for purely futile reasons planning to blow up a small atoll belonging technically in US waters containing a bunch of stranded goats. He had them all air lifted .... slowly to safety and got up everyone's noses loved every second.

America’s greatest talent is creating, maintaining, and then commercializing and exporting the mental and emotional state of “divorced from reality.”

@numbereightyseven

8 ай бұрын

They do endlessly call things "crazy" and "insane"....

@roberthill799

6 ай бұрын

We do but, believe me, bullshit is EVERYWHERE! Especially where religion thrives. The less religion there is, the less bullshit you can find.

@danielharvison7510

5 ай бұрын

@@roberthill799 It's not like religion is the only thing that can drive a man mad. I mean, most of the conflicts of the 20th century were around political ideology, no? Fascism versus communism, nationalism versus something else. Terrorists committed horrible acts in the name of a free(insert region name here), communist, fascist or socialist ideas, there were even some anarchists thrown in there. Religious nutbaggery is unfortunate, but far from the only cause that people will kill or die for. Not even close.

Give us a break people... Its tough being at the top of the food chain. ....😎 ...This guy is HILARIUOUS! I love his take on the US!

I’ve never heard of this guy but he’s got it right about America and Americans. Thanks for the laugh!

@user-mm8vw1ow1x

2 ай бұрын

Check out "Black's Books"

Exiguous - what a wonderful word!

The last shot is wonderful, there is this one woman who is just stonefaced, not a glint of a smile on her.

@noracola5285

11 ай бұрын

She's the American.

@sufyanlowel4631

2 ай бұрын

she's a smart one because this stand up is so lame and ridiculous. like everything he knows is USA. USA bad, USA bad, USA bad. does he even know others countries, like China or Iraq? or it's just so safe to keep repeating USA bad USA bad.

God this man is a genius -- and as an American I can say he also 100% correct on all points!

Californian here. This is quite old now but brilliant.

@EvelynBaron

2 ай бұрын

Yes but you guys have been insane for years you don't count. My sis was going to AA meeting with Benmont Tench of the Heartbreakers in the early '90s it got old vr fast. What I love about you guys is the Stanford Bunch , wow! (And they don't put down the beans).

This is fabulous and there's no nasty sound effect at the end :D

Okay, at first, I thought the title of this video was, " Americans are the bad flatulence of the world." That, too, is accurate, and I am an American.

Superb piece of comedy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’ve had the pleasure of meeting many Northern American people and while there are many intelligent and genuinely likable folks from that country, the people I’ve been most embarrassed for and been annoyed by are also from the same country…

@cbpd89

3 ай бұрын

I'm from the US, so...same! 😁

@docd2295

9 күн бұрын

I’m from USA and my favorite part was when you called all of North America “that country”. I guess we are succeeding haha

Brilliant! I have watched this over and over....it is so funny because it is so incredibly accurate!

As a not so proud, not so exceptional American, I take offense to this hilariously funny and on point comedy routine.

As a British born American, I can confirm this.

“Put down the beans” 🤣🤣🤣

They tried the Starbucks thing in my town in Australia... They are closing down, because we have nice coffee and Starbucks tastes awful. are there Starbucks in Italy? no they know what coffee actually tastes like, not the bitter swill with flavoured syrup to mask the taste you get from Starbucks.

@Slurpgerk

Жыл бұрын

Starbucks is only big because most middle-class Americans often (falsely) conflate price with quality. Propaganda deeply instilled by multi-billion$ clothing and tech monopolies. Big$$$$ = most reliable in the eyes of the masses. But ask anyone if they've ever had a pair of Levi's tear on them.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

Жыл бұрын

I understand there absolutely are Starbucks's in Italy. Apparently, this is somehow where they got the idea to put olive oil in their coffee from. I think they may have wildly misinterpreted that idea...

@Ebbagull

Жыл бұрын

Same thing here in Sweden! They tried. They failed.

@The_Winsome_Pixie

Жыл бұрын

We have a fair number of Starbucks here in Canada. The medium-sized town I live by has three of them. We had more, but they shut down. (Though, to compare, we also have seventeen Tim Hortons’s in the same town. 😂) Anybody who cares about coffee flavour go to the many smaller, independent coffee shops. They know how to do it right.

@angelavinen2881

Жыл бұрын

Starbucks failed dismally right across Australia

I love this man

As a Californian, I can say that as odd as it sounds that Mr Schwarzenegger was governor, he was actually married to a Kennedy (meaning he has the ability to compromise), believes climate change is real and is now promoting veganism as a way to curb carbon emissions. He actually a fairly balanced and informed man, one of the last remaining reasonable-Republicans, and he didn’t do a terrible job as governor either… sooooooo. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Loctorak

5 ай бұрын

Yes, this is all true. However... "GIT TO DE CHOPPAH" "AHHHH I'MA CAHP, YOU IDIOT" "IS NAHT A TOOMA" is also equally true. So... obviously we have hit some sort of impassé or stalemate.

@mrnobodyz

5 ай бұрын

It’s not safe to joke with or even talk to Americans they take every little thing literally.

@ginalou5774

5 ай бұрын

Yeah. It Arnie is also a supporter of genocide. Apparently he stands with Israel. Must be the Austrian genetics because we a,l remember the last Austrian that got involved with genocide.

@mrnobodyz

5 ай бұрын

@@ginalou5774 Ffs you’se clowns never stop… Americans they’re like so literally uhm ah super, super like boring and uhm predictable like, literally.

@apostatereacts

5 ай бұрын

@@ginalou5774 To be fair to Arnie, the pro-Israel and anti-Palestinian propaganda in the States is so pervasive, he probably doesn't think Israel is doing anything other than defending itself against terrorism. They're simply not getting a balanced view over there, sadly.

1 minute in and it's accurate. lol

Elements of Dave Allen in his delivery 👍😎👏

So glad to be alive at the same time as Dylan! Genius ❤️

Brilliant! 🎉 ❤ Thank you!!!

I was born and raised in Canada. And I've now lived in the US for 9 years. Before I moved to the US, I had a similar smug viewpoint of the US that this comedian expresses, and kind of looked down my nose at Americans for being crazy irrational gun-toting people. But after 9 years, I couldn't imagine living anywhere else. My favourite thing about being American is that I can talk about and explore any idea I want, and that I can turn any idea I want into reality without running into a bunch of cultural blocks. Life is never, ever, dull here. That's for sure. Lol

@oskarl7213

4 ай бұрын

Wow, that's awesome! I actually have this really great idea, it's called communism

@TheMonkeyscribe

4 ай бұрын

Go discuss gun control in Texas and let us know how that lack of cultural blocks works for you.

@RubanLawrence

4 ай бұрын

@@TheMonkeyscribe It's wonderful, because it goes just fine.

@rachelwitherspoon4394

4 ай бұрын

I'm a Texan, and you are a liar,lol.

@RubanLawrence

4 ай бұрын

@@rachelwitherspoon4394 It's probably because our perspectives on gun control are similar, that the conversations go well.

Timeless!

One of the best!!!

Irony is, real Seattlites only drink Starbucks if there is no other options available. And there's always other options.

@sevenveils1027

Жыл бұрын

Espresso Vivace is my favorite! 😍

@thomasbarchen

11 ай бұрын

It's not important!

@wendi2819

11 ай бұрын

Starbucks is way too expensive and my god the wait for a cup of coffee can be an hour.

@inconnu4961

11 ай бұрын

@@wendi2819 I never enjoyed the flavor! I have had 'burnt' coffee before, and thats what he reminds me of!

My takeaway is US Elections should include a “Feats of Strength” portion to the debates.

Funny that many Americans are so confident that everyone loves them and wants to live there or be like them... in the meantime, the world is pointing and laughing. 😀

@IrishRebel88

Жыл бұрын

The situation on our southern border says you're an idiot for being ignorant about how many people illegally sneak into America every single day. I don't see anyone trying to sneak into Japan. So, there is that.

@mikelloyd520

Жыл бұрын

Spot on mate

@virginiamoore2788

Жыл бұрын

American here. Some of us know how the rest of the world sees us and we also know that they have every reason to have that perception. We know It's an embarrassment but unfortunately a lot of "patriots" don't.

@matthewhuszarik4173

Жыл бұрын

@@mikelloyd520 Still more people immigrate to the US than any other country. The US has almost 51 million immigrants the next closest country is Germany with almost 16 million. So why wouldn’t Americans think that more people want to live in America than any other country? America has its issues, but it also has its perks. Immigrants are teated poorly everywhere, but in the US they are treated less poorly. My wife is an immigrant to the US and this is her perspective.

@theripper1705

Жыл бұрын

Canadien ici. Les Américains sont un mal voisin.

Dylan Moran has just made a new fan! Me 😂😂😂

😅As an American who traveled for a living, well said.

2:27 omg you're accents are nuts 🎉😂

@sandrathompson1277

10 ай бұрын

Nuts. and much older than yours …

Dylan Moran always make me laugh out loud.

The world would be a sad, sad place without Dylan Moran.🙂

i never knew how good this guy was. very clever!

@davinasquirrel7672

4 ай бұрын

Watch the series Black Books. It's brilliant.

Dylan is freaking hilarious

@inconnu4961

11 ай бұрын

If you think HE is good, you should listen to Eddie Izzard!

@user-gk9lg5sp4y

11 ай бұрын

@Inconnu 49 I have and I agree. "Action Transvestite!"

Arnold got there like most politicians... by being an actor.

Hit the nail on the head Dylan about America. Thank you 🙏

😂 Yes so true!!!

I graduated high school with arnolds signature on my high school diploma. the state was run pretty okay when he was in office

"Divorced from reality?" Haha, yeah, that's a lot of Americans.. but I would argue that anywhere else has it's ex-wives too.

@noracola5285

11 ай бұрын

Especially Europeans, I find 😂

Brilliant as usual.

He is such an interesting character. 🤣

At least we put the milk back in the fridge.

Early today had a flash: What Graham Greene meant by the “Quiet American” - it is a dead one.

@70stunes71

Жыл бұрын

lmfao...hate us that bad huh ? wgaf...lol

Americans are very proud of their British / Irish heritage (myself included) and are eager to share that when they meet someone from the motherland

@sandraturk241

3 ай бұрын

Australians, on the other hand, not so much.....

@susannehunter4017

Ай бұрын

"The" motherland?! Britain and Ireland are two entirely different countries, with very different histories and cultures.( incuding hundreds of years of the oppression of Ireland by Britain). So which is it you're proud of, which do you want to share, and who with? You couldn't have made a more "American abroad" statement if you'd tried. And btw, no one who's actually from either country refers to them as "the motherland". That's a peculiarly American affectation.

Yeah, never let anyone tell you California is a nice place until they’re proven they aren’t referring to any of the heavily populated portions people seem to think of. I spent 30 years in one of those areas and all it did was get more crowded and more covered in gang graffiti. And the only explanation I have for Gov. Arnie, who we referred to as The Governator, was that the state had given up hope that any politician would improve things and figured, “Eh, this should be a laugh.”

I'm American and that's why I left. You see, I couldn't sound stupid enough, and I knew one day.. , They'd find out!

@ripdbtpoo1441

Жыл бұрын

Ok so far? I have always found, working in a 60 - room French museum, that it is the young and old middle - class Americans who visit cultural centres. Never the balloons. I imagine it's different at the Louvre. I ran away...

@chethammer

11 ай бұрын

Find out what? That you really were stupid?

@inconnu4961

11 ай бұрын

Dont sell yourself short, toots! Your stupidity is legendary! You are a virtual prodigy of stupidity! BTW, thanks for leaving; Its much better now!

People in the US are very thin according to this comedian. Truly hilarious, indeed.

@Debbie338

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think he’s only been to Manhattan or the posh parts of L.A., maybe. 😅

@noracola5285

11 ай бұрын

The point is, when we're thin, we're really really thin; when we're not, we're our own zip code.

@Debbie338

11 ай бұрын

@@noracola5285 Yes, that’s what I was referring to-where the ultra-thin, ultra-chic people live.😉

@drh3b

11 ай бұрын

We are a nation of huge contrasts.

ah. ... love this hooman.

Excellent

He looks so well, it's splendid! I've never known with Dylan -is he Bernard Black in real life?

@newsles2

11 ай бұрын

I think there is a LOT of him in that character, yeah.

Inside the Starbucks part of this is so much truth that if you really knew the depth of it you would cry. And if you come to many towns in Italy especially in the north you see what he is saying is true … and it makes me cry. It took just 20 years for it to drastically shift due to the globalization wave that swallowed cultural nuances and banished them to history. Just like it banished countless small shops cafes and businesses with character to the fading memories of locals who started believing huge ports of consumerism and hyper convenience was a suitable substitute.

@katl6426

5 ай бұрын

Starbucks didn't work in Australia. There's only a few left as we have a strong coffee culture from the large Italian immigration period decades ago.

As an American, I approve of this video 😂👍🏻

lmao very true

It's always funny to see how shocked Americans can get when confronted with the fact that nobody outside of the US sees them as the good guys.

@suchanhachan

Жыл бұрын

You have to remember just how parochial many Americans are. (Full disclosure: I'm American myself.) So many Americans are raised in rural, conservative, and/or religious areas and aren't really exposed to new or different ideas or ways of thinking. Someone from Idaho, Colorado or Mississippi may well have no idea how someone from California, Massachusetts or Pennsylvania sees the world and America's place in it, never mind understanding how someone from Paris, Auckland or Tokyo views America...

@jimdavison4077

Жыл бұрын

@@taxesdeathandtrouble.1886 Lets stop and think about this. Now the US went into Korea to support the totalitarian South Korean government they imposed. The North with China's help pushed them all the way back to the sea. WHO was it that came and bailed you out of that? The first gulf war after Saddam tried legally to stop Kuwait from slant drilling but the US refused to let the UN or any body so anything because US oil companies were profiting off stolen oil. So who was it who helped the US out,,,,same usual countries. Next the war in Afghanistan, turned out it had nothing to do with 9/11 but sympathy for the US ran high so again US allies stepped up and helped out. As it became clear they had been lied to and were dying for nothing at all they all withdrew. The US like Vietnam lost that one too. Same deal in the second gulf war, US allies helped them out to take a country that was at peace with the world and no threat. The US fabricated evidence for a war of US Aggression, some allies knew better and did not help this time while others did. In the end it was just about the theft of resources for the USA. In all of the 20th century the US has not won a war on it's own. It's started many but no won one. You know this is getting a bit one sidded.

@jimdavison4077

Жыл бұрын

@@suchanhachan That is so true. As you said even within the US people in different states can have very differing access to real education and public knowledge. And it's only getting worse.

@howeffingridiculous

Жыл бұрын

​@@taxesdeathandtrouble.1886 So you will personally turn up then? "You" will turn up if there's oil involved

@ellenmarch3095

Жыл бұрын

It's always funny how shocked comedians outside of America are when Americans tell him #1, we don't care, call us when you need something, (to Taxes' point), and #2, that's just lazy comedy writing, s#!+ting on the beheamoth in the room that everyone loves to hate. I normally love Dylan, but come on, man.

I lived in England for some years. Great beers, nice food, cute girls. Sometimes I'd meet really hate filled anti American brits though. But really it goes true all over Europe and yes....even here in America. Good and bad no matter where you go. Great to have a few laughs at what you know is right about some people. 😂👍

@mikelloyd520

Жыл бұрын

USA. Widespread Homelessness, daily mass murders, rampant violence, no healthcare, poor education, no real democracy, no safety, no freedom, no honesty, fake Christians, no infrastructure maintenance, no social welfare, selfish and greedy, no high speed rail, no social cohesion, racism, crimes against humanity, a destroyer of all - including itself.

@PinemartenMusic

Жыл бұрын

I'm British myself, and yeah, there is a lot of anti-American sentiment here. Nobody bats an eye if you refer to an American as a "yank", but the second that you refer to a Chinese man as a ch***, or a Pakistani as a p***, or any of the other banned pejoratives, everyone loses it. That has always bothered me. I have great sympathy for anyone who's maliciously made fun of for their accent or their country's history.

@ripdbtpoo1441

Жыл бұрын

Who wants to read about you?

@70stunes71

Жыл бұрын

@PinemartenMusic right on. Cold world any more. Easy to ignore though lol. Whenever someone would run us american service men down, I just always had the confidence that I was doing my best to serve europe and all the countries there. I Will always love england... I've missed it ever since I left there.

@jimdavison4077

Жыл бұрын

@@PinemartenMusic Well technically American is not the correct term for someone from the US. People from North or South America can be called Americans and it's not uncommon for South Americans to use the term themselves. Yank or Yankee goes back to the pre independence era with the oldest written reference I could find was Gen James Wolf a British Commander famous for helping defeat the French in whats now Quebec. The term USian dates back shortly after independence but never caught on but with the internet it has become quite popular. Google several online dictionaries.

Fentynal mixed with dmso and painted on the door handles of your enemies is the best revenge, the dmso makes the Fentynal absorb in to the skin fast,dmso can be purchased from any horse supply shop, landlords and tow truck drivers first

You were right at Brussels gig, still a lot of work to be done on other English accents 😂

Oh dear, American here, can confirm it's all true

@MrMM1007

Жыл бұрын

What America do you live in? Or do you just want to seem "above it"?

@newsles2

11 ай бұрын

@@MrMM1007 Another one lol. Wow, Dylan really upset you with an old stand up routine.

@MrMM1007

11 ай бұрын

@@newsles2 No, the comment is about Lauara. Are you not good at reading comprehension?

@inconnu4961

11 ай бұрын

@@MrMM1007 Nobody else wants him, so he came here to bother us! Laura is just remarking on her family situation. i doubt she can accurately confirm the reality of over 300 million people. i doubt she can even decide what she wants for dinner!

I'd give him 2 thumbs up if I could! 😂

I loooooove this comedian.

Does anyone ... English or American ... know how to use an apostrophe anymore?

@royjohnson3361

11 ай бұрын

N'o

@Anelisa8520

11 ай бұрын

Apostrophe's are the great grammatical mystery and theres no way to find the true answer's.

@davinasquirrel7672

4 ай бұрын

Let's not even talk about the Oxford comma.

@Mortthemoose

2 ай бұрын

​@royjohnson3361 😂😂😂😂

@Mortthemoose

2 ай бұрын

​@@Anelisa8520 😂😂

He made me look up a word.

@KINDaf

Жыл бұрын

Exiguous!!!

@pmbouvier

Жыл бұрын

@@KINDaf Exactly!

@ripdbtpoo1441

Жыл бұрын

Well done you for bothering.

So much of his humor reminds me of the beloved Eddie Izzard. Good going!

Genius

I went to try and watch Dylan tonight. He was absolutely hammered drunk. He could hardly stand and kept forgetting what he was talking about. It was really sad to see. I hope he gets the help he clearly needs.

@adamcole4623

Жыл бұрын

I read about that. It's heart-breaking that he'd been dry for so long and then fell off the wagon during lockdown. I wonder if you'll get your money back. Just so sad all round.

@Koreviking

Жыл бұрын

Liar.

@melissah8415

Жыл бұрын

Pfffffft Sorry to hear that. Of course, in America this week the Texas the Speaker of the House and other members of the Texas Congress were drunk WHILE PASSING LAWS! Yep, that's America.

@davidgavin7280

Жыл бұрын

He wasn't very good when we saw him last year. Big disappointment

@ripdbtpoo1441

Жыл бұрын

So sorry.

Please put dates on these clips so we’re not struggling to figure out what’s being joked about

I see this guy and think “Dear Rupert, you belong in jail” 😂

You said it!

I grew up in the UK. It is cold, wet, windy. The people are snobs, unfriendly and aggressive. They think they are special and superior; they love to mock others. The UK is ridiculously expensive and over taxed into poverty; just look at any UK high street to see how bad it is. Most activities in the UK are banned, and if not already banned are on the list to be banned. I moved to the USA. It is so much better than the UK in every respect. UK people love to denigrate the US but that is only to save their embarrassment on how bad the UK really is. The Americans do not denigrate the UK, no instead they enjoy how quaint and old fashion it is. Like something out of an old fairy tale.

@silvasilvasilva

Жыл бұрын

Right, but let's go back to the Irish comedian at hand.

@newsles2

11 ай бұрын

Gosh, this one was really triggered by Dylan's old stand-up routine. Look at this lol.

@andyrbush

11 ай бұрын

@@newsles2 Totally triggered yes.

@inconnu4961

11 ай бұрын

@@andyrbush You can ignore him. he is just a common house troll. sorry things are tough in UK, mate! they arent necessarily glorious across the pond either! Chin up, and we will get through this!

@andyrbush

11 ай бұрын

@@inconnu4961 I left the UK. Worked around the world and emigrated to the US. The US is a much better place for working people than the UK.

Dylan is being INTENSELY unfair here. We do not have mass shootings every other day in this country! We have multiples of them per day, on average. :/

@lauralake7430

5 ай бұрын

We need proper credit, right

Fecking brilliant

Nice to see sooo many Americans in the comments with a sense of humour! 👍

Old set. Still true. And funny sad.

@Anelisa8520

11 ай бұрын

It seems old! Brits (or Irish people) smack-talking Americans. How novel! What fresh brilliance will they think of next? Maybe, "you know the difference between men and women?"