"he can't kill you if you are not properly alive" Absolute genius.

@joesdi

3 жыл бұрын

I need to print and make a poster 🤣🤣🤣

@telectronix1368

3 жыл бұрын

@@joesdi Remember to use muted colours only.

@ioanagan6779

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, yeah! 😂😂😂

@adanvivaan8251

2 жыл бұрын

I realize I am pretty off topic but do anyone know of a good place to stream new tv shows online ?

@adanvivaan8251

2 жыл бұрын

@Mathias Stephen Thanks, I signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D Appreciate it!

"Discrete spatula" killed me, and I'm at work. Turns out when you're laughing so hard it hurts, but also trying not to show that laughter it looks an awful lot like you're crying. Not just regular crying either, the kind of ugly-cry that happens when your beloved family dog dies or when you stub your pinky toe really hard. My co-workers asked what was wrong, but I could only eke out "...peel the octopus from the side of the aquarium."

@LilyDiorMusic

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 🐙🐙🐙

@ConnbineHarvester

2 жыл бұрын

I just reach down and fix that and rarely care who is looking, I'm not famous though!

@heyysimone

2 жыл бұрын

This is why i really love having to wear masks. I listen to stuff while i grocery shop and i keep the laughter in but i have to bite my mouth closed to not smile

@Iris-jw3ci

8 ай бұрын

god I remember one time during an announcement I started laughing and just couldn't stop and spent the whole 20-ish minutes with my head in my hands trying to stop laughing

@GBfanatic15

6 ай бұрын

oh god I laughed that hard at work once, manager asked me if I was fine but I was just laughing too hard from a joke my coworker told me XD

Dylan Moran's stand-up has lead me to believe that I have become prematurely middle-aged at sixteen.

@fergalhughes165

2 ай бұрын

Funny. But seriously, in about 25 or 30 years, you'll genuinely experience what he's on about. .. And it's weird and awful.

3:28 - 'He can't kill you if you're not properly alive, can he?' 🤣

"Peal the octopus from the side of the aquarium"!!!! Oh god, it hurts when I laugh!!!!

@devinecatlady

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mattiaikas1634

3 жыл бұрын

There is a solution for that, it`s called talcum powder

@oliverholmes-gunning5372

3 жыл бұрын

I spat out a mouthful of wine at that one😂😂😂

It's all true - middle age comes like a thief in the night. I used to be young and hip. I was in a band. Then the other day I only just stopped myself from telling a young girl to sit up straight.

@georgina3358

3 жыл бұрын

Oh dear

@lucyhardman2267

3 жыл бұрын

Have you told any young men to cut their hair yet?

@starduck8014

3 жыл бұрын

hee

@TheGruntski

3 жыл бұрын

It's all in the attitude. I was just about to push off down a mogul run, with trees, and a younger fellow said I should think about it, being older you know. I said that's exactly why I don't have to think about it. You hit a tree, you lose fifty or sixty years, you haven't had kids, the whole deal. I hit a tree I lose what - twenty years at the most? Every year I get older is another year I can do more of whatever I want. You poor young schmucks have to vote for Trudeau to be cool even though he can't actually speak English...or French...and he has an immense adams apple...but your girlfriend likes him too much which makes you feel......

@christinagiannaros9817

3 жыл бұрын

I started nodding off in front of my computer and asking my neighbour to turn his music down :).

I’m 50 and this guy is a prophet for us generation Xers!

I died at the end... Peel the octopus off the side of the aquarium tank... I wish I did not have a mouthful of cheap Pinot when he said that... My cat also wishes this.

@chelseapoet3664

6 ай бұрын

Did you wish it was expensive Pinot?

@uniquities1581

6 ай бұрын

Advise you to either switch to white wine or get a black cat. It makes clean-up so much easier.

@WillPhil290

6 ай бұрын

@@uniquities1581 noted... lol

@YoYo-gt5iq

4 ай бұрын

A worthy way to go from this world

@ElvarMasson

3 ай бұрын

You died at the end?

Probably one of the best comedians in the world!

@chelseapoet3664

6 ай бұрын

Definitely.

5:22 - "registering his own responses..." it's a throwaway line but i've never heard that phrase before. it is apt and beautiful.

@offthewall9988

3 жыл бұрын

its a line from existential kitty (I think)

....this outrageosly witty, befrendable unfriendly cynic irishman has been my spirit animal all along.

@Black_pearl_adrift

3 жыл бұрын

Well said 🤣

@kittimcconnell2633

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. That means we are family.

@jacoblambert4057

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen his older stand up specials? Still good and I highly recommend a bbc series he did with Bill Bailey called Black Books

@starduck8014

3 жыл бұрын

haa love that

@seankeady8928

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that you’ve said the words “SPIRIT ANIMAL” proves that he is not your spirit animal

I have a younger cousin, she has been on several cruises, I so wish that I could have her hear this. And all this time I thought that I was nuts for thinking that cruises sound so boring. BTW, I am so fascinated by the way Dylan Moran's brain works. He manages to take extremely disparate ideas and wrap them up in one big package. Maybe it isn't always neat looking, but it sure is funny as heck.

My love for him has no end...he is so precious🤣❤️

I'm 40 and that line about architecture fucking hurts.

I’m always bewildered by people who like going on cruises.

@madeinbanat3534

3 жыл бұрын

The lazy but 'adventurous ' types ...

@bmxgeneral

3 жыл бұрын

You are now.... ^^

@KatieM786

3 жыл бұрын

I must say I was really interested in the Slipknot cruise but then Rona...

@paulkornel7405

3 жыл бұрын

I always scoffed at cruises until I was forced onto a 10 day cruise. Got the all you can eat/drink package. Now I totally get why people like going on cruises.

@stephaniers415

3 жыл бұрын

They are horrible for the environment, and erode communities. People should avoid cruises for the moral consequences alone. Did you see Banksy's painting of a cruise ship anchored offshore of Venice?

Best TED talk I have ever seen.

His Korean mom impression is spot-on!

Love this man, fantastic comedic timing and delivery

I shall never again be able to look at an octopus and not chuckle.

@christianmaas8934

3 жыл бұрын

I walk into aquariums and scream "BOLLOCK"

I'm one month away from 46, this is so accurate.

This is Shakespearean level comedy. I can imagine it might be hard to live with Dylan.

@clitoriadiseases4826

2 жыл бұрын

I'd give it a whirl! What a great ride it would be!

@nowhere6285

2 жыл бұрын

@@clitoriadiseases4826 ⬅️😆 bwah haha, cool! Yeah, so would I!

@joshstanton267

2 жыл бұрын

It would be pretty easy I'd just chain smoke, while complaining about the liquor store closing hours and other issues of great importance

I love his expressions! To peel the octopus from the tank...

This guy is just so unique, love his comedy!

When the world gets me down I listen to comedy to remind me how absurd life is and it picks me up.

I don't miss my 20s as much as I miss the world of my 20s

@georgina3358

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's so true. Bit sad though

@annierobertson6400

3 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

@dominicrem

3 жыл бұрын

As somebody who just turned 30 this resonates...

@squirehaggard4749

3 жыл бұрын

@Arabella // Fiber. Lots of fiber. And 8 large glasses of water a day (orally).

@dominicrem

3 жыл бұрын

@Arabella // find a hobby (something you genuinely enjoy doing for its own sake) that keeps you fit

Thanks, Mr. Moran (and Universal Comedy) for making me laugh out loud this evening and on any other occasion. It's always a pleasure and I really appreciate it.

@bernardblack6116

3 жыл бұрын

You're welcome. Now what do you want?! Make me a cake and post it to me, surely that's equivalent to the kind words you've sprawled here across the interwebs.

He is so absolutely living inside me, with a wise belligerent Asian lady - genius does not cover it

I absolutely love him

@rachcelmorley9711

3 жыл бұрын

Dittto

@dawnbastan2208

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachcelmorley9711 i hope he comes to new york again one day

He's an international treasure. Come back to Vancouver BC once its safe to do so. We miss you!

"Lemon coconut apocalypse ripple" glorious description.

he's such a man child i love him.

Peeling the octopus from the tank...nearly laughed out a lung!

Dylan is the best. Ive seen him live six times... always legendary!😊

You're hilarious. I love you, Dylan Moran!

I'll never be old enough for a cruise

@user-ht3sc3sz7h

3 жыл бұрын

i'm afraid the point of the whole bit is that you will

@bhope13

3 жыл бұрын

How old do you have to be to enjoy a combination hotel, casino and buffet that overflows with alcohol and goes to tropical places where you can buy anything for a few American dollars or Euros? I'm young, and that sounds fun

@clemdane

3 жыл бұрын

@@bhope13 Trapped with 3,000 strangers on a giant floating petri dish

@bhope13

3 жыл бұрын

@@clemdane we're already trapped with 7 billion strangers on a plague-covered rock floating through space. What's the difference?

@coen555

3 жыл бұрын

All aboard the Rona Express!

I watch this so death won't notice me. No, brilliant, love it :)

he always reminds me of the narrative from The Discworld!/Terry Pratchett and Death! what a crack!!

Middle age is a near death experience.

I used to be with it. Then they changed what "it" was. Not what I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...

@costeris35

3 жыл бұрын

True!

I feel like Nick Miller from New Girl is basically an infinitely watered down version of this God

This man is from my town and he encapsulated the humor perfectly 😂

@JobHuntingAbroad

2 жыл бұрын

And from my secondary school town

@DINKL8ERG

2 жыл бұрын

@@JobHuntingAbroad up navan

Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey and Sarah Millican are my favourite comedians at the moment. They all have their own unique style and they brighten my day. :-)

The octopus joke made me laugh so hard!

LOVE Dylan! And he only gets better with age and weight and dog burying!

I love his sitcom "Black Books". Hilarious.

The Old age truck - You never see it coming.

How. Does. He. Know. 🤫🤣

His Nicki Miraj impersonation was on point

It is all horribly, horribly true. I work with a 32 year old. She calls my music “elevator music”. Yes it is sometimes Dianna Krahl but sometimes it’s bloody New Order!

Dylan Moran and Lee Mack are two of the most natural comedians ever.

Absolutely brilliant love it ..

Brilliant as always. Thanks.

soo good and true haha thank you Dylan funny but also enlightening

As always spot on.

Comedy at it's best.. very funny

Best comedian ever

My one huge ab KILLED ME! 🤣

@dancemad1000

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! 😂

I love this man😂💖😂💖

Love this!

I just love you. It is what it is.

It's funny because it true, I used to laugh at my dad's bald head call him "slap head" now I'm bald, it's just a waiting game all he had to do was wait. Plus side I've shaved my for 15 years so saved well over £1000 on getting my hair cut👍

@sunshineinspace6207

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with a bald head😉

@smoog

3 жыл бұрын

But you've likely spent £1000 on extra face wash.

"you have peaked as a human being"...God I peaked along time ago

Seen him 3 yrs consecutively…. Super sharp TVs whole time

I’m 50 - Nicki Minaj is no more alienating than Madonna was. The trick is always to have been irritated by everything - and you’ll be fine !

Admire this guy ...clever

The only time my tear ducks get a workout is with this comedic ghoul, he is priceless

@bletheringfool

2 жыл бұрын

Qwack qwack

3 words: Netflix: Black books. You're welcome 😁

@Confucius_76

3 жыл бұрын

how do people not know about this already?

@catherinepunchcousins1435

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree. Excellent series and there is no favourite episode, they are all gems in their own right 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@catherinepunchcousins1435

3 жыл бұрын

@@trembling3674 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it.

@alisonm3920

3 жыл бұрын

The first episode made me cry with laughter

@kamael1125

3 жыл бұрын

Can't say if I have a favourite one. I just bathe in the absurd humour each of the episodes carries 😁

If Dylan Moran was a Schnitzel fryer, he would make Schnitzels that would oh so subtle please your taste buds, fill your brain with pleasure and satisfaction ....and look like a squashed infant.

So true Dylan so true!

This guy is like an Irish version of Sean Lock. Absolutely off the wall 😂

7:12 my one huge abb lol

Bloody hilarious

as someone who has liked architecture my whole life this is pretty funny XD the thing that hit me about getting older was how into decor and kitchen ware I got XD and organizational bins XD I got a skillet for christmas and was so fucking happy about it XD

I don't mind getting older. I just really hate that I'll stop getting older eventually.

@alex8jjjj601

3 жыл бұрын

On the other hand, if you never stopped getting older, I imagine once you push 200 the wrinkles on the prune become _really_ weird.

@itsfine5818

Жыл бұрын

"Getting older is not so bad when you consider the alternative" That's a quote but I can't remember who said it. Another perk of getting older.

he is a genious. him, Bill Bailey, and Sebastian Maniscalco are the only people who make me laugh, and hit the,nail on the head

I think his inner voice is Miss Swann.

They prepare us for adulthood but not for old age.

Boobilly boo is great for scalping the dog too.....

Duh-dunudadah-baba-ba-dada-dada-deeee.

40's have been great so far

Brilliant 😅😅

Jam jam jam...

See the secret to freeing the octopus is to make him cold ;) ;)

Been on the bus a few years now.

Eating 😂😂😂😂😂😂

There *is* an invention that prevents the octopus from sticking, but few men have the balls to wear it It Is A *Kilt!*

@blinddeadmcjones5255

3 жыл бұрын

Well fear not, today theres more skirts with balls under them then ever before

@sunshineinspace6207

3 жыл бұрын

@@blinddeadmcjones5255 🥳🥳Freedom for the balls!

I love the truth in philosophy here

I'm pushing towards 40, fairly shapeless, can talk car insurance, love architecture and got into tech death metal at 34.

Grateful to be introduced to the supermarket spirit guide, I need her help.

Omg that’s there black books guy!!

I feel vaguely called out.

The Discreet Spatula

One day, somebody will figure out how to peel the octopus from the aquarium tank...🤣🤣🤣😵

He’s still got it.

4:49, and your metaphor comes to life and I met her for sure! I think she used to be my landlady...

I have never identified more with anything than I do with this video :(

Brave man.

Funny

U R SOOO FUNNY

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