I never cease to be amazed and amused by how Dylan Moran combines words and phrases into strings of wildly humorous musings.

@evelynbaron2004

2 жыл бұрын

I think he is in the tradition of Monty Python: a surreal view of life. What do you think?

@evelynbaron2004

2 жыл бұрын

Well I think he belongs to a weird and wonderful tradition which is surreal comedy and includes the Marx Brothers, Monty Python and everybody with half a brain who went to Cambridge and thought the footlights were a good idea so I have to apologize to a lot of people including Stephen Fry who actually participates in social networking against the advice of his friend Hugh Laurie. who ever is reading this you work it out, no-one reads what I write so who cares.

@hugomartinho9930

2 жыл бұрын

@@evelynbaron2004 a0aáaáa

@kodyk124

2 жыл бұрын

"fly diving and hole finding" lol

@wewatchmovies4446

Жыл бұрын

you sound poetic

"Blind fold yourself, walk around your flat and have a friend hit you with a stick!"--hilarious

Comedic genius. No other way of describing this man

@fredgarv79

2 жыл бұрын

I keep re-watching black books and love it every time. wish they would do a blue ray remastered thing although that's not really the point

@lukedaymusic4585

2 жыл бұрын

You could describe him as several more things than comic genius. Irish man. Irish woman. Irish child. Man child. Woman child..... ... Irishwomanchild?

@jordanmapfumo9359

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@evelynbaron2004

2 жыл бұрын

We lost Robin Williams and Billy Connelly, the latter still alive, still listen to Dylan Moran's podcasts. Sober and doesn't drink and still the smartest funniest person to draw breath and loves his wife.

@mikehawk8526

2 жыл бұрын

@@evelynbaron2004 wait Dylan Moran has a podcast? No way! Do you know what it's called?

I still go back an watch Black Books over and over because I love his stuff soo much.

@Peteroranje

3 жыл бұрын

Hoping one day they make another episode.

@anelisamorgan8590

3 жыл бұрын

I loved "Black Books"! It was masterful! I go back and watch them routinely.

@victorymansions

3 жыл бұрын

I have a copy of The Little Book of Calm proudly stood on my shelves. Love Black Books.

@grantfrith9589

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was weird for watching it so many times. Glad I'm not the only one.

@steampunknord

2 жыл бұрын

Ooh what's your favourite episode? And why is it the house sitting episode?

it started at cauliflower bar, continued to the ukulele patio, and finally at 'degree in marine accountancy' I finally couldn't hold drink in my mouth anymore! Dylan, you're a national treasure!

@venkateshsah3935

Жыл бұрын

One nation doesn't get to keep him. The world is lucky to have him.

@noi5emaker

Жыл бұрын

@@venkateshsah3935 A worldwide treasure, indeed!

@JobHuntingAbroad

Жыл бұрын

Hopefully you are an Irish man Nick, otherwise hands offffff

@klaykutsmaster

8 ай бұрын

IRISH🇮🇪 national treasure indeed

@donbingo8523

7 ай бұрын

This degree in marine accountancy contains our whole world...

"Do you put two shots in the coffee here? He goes "YEAH", like I'd insulted generations of his family." I laughed at this until I hurt.

@lizziebkennedy7505

2 жыл бұрын

👏👏

"Edwardian cricketer's beard". Good one. I usually refer to them as "Extras from the set of 'Gettysburg.'"

@TheMDJ2000

3 жыл бұрын

I refer to them as Ned Kelly.

@emilyrobbins3238

3 жыл бұрын

He must have been referring to this picture. www.edwardianpromenade.com/fashion/the-clothes-the-man-cricket/

@awakekiwi

3 жыл бұрын

We joke about these types in New Zealand also.. the standard type has a beard (obviously) a native style arm tattoo plus various other tattoos and either works as a coffee barrister or boutique beer bar with some kind of web design or graphic design on the side. And they usually have a bulldog type dog or some kind of trendy cross breed. Basically a hipster NZ style. And they carry an apple MacBook around and sit in cafes drinking boutique coffee and beer. And sometimes some kind of tweed or tartan kilt for some reason.

@PaulMclauchlin

3 жыл бұрын

They could remake that movie now and there wouldn't be a single false beard required. What has happened to the world?

@brmbkl

3 жыл бұрын

@@emilyrobbins3238 Same. (we can't be the only people that googled it, surely?) Does it make Dylan more awesome that it exists, or is it fabulouser if he made it up. Not the first time he mixes up fable and reality, perhaps even his shtick, as I just realize that. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/W._G._Grace%2C_cricketer%2C_by_Herbert_Rose_Barraud.jpg

Love this guy. This is how I imagine the Ancient Greek philosophers lectured to their citizens going from town to town expounding on the absurdity of everyday life.

Fortunately as a Finn I get the nuaganoch of his humor

@evelynbaron2004

2 жыл бұрын

OMG I love you. Don't know if you watched the English version of Wallender which is probably misspelled and not Finnish but north of Canada where I was born ..... Kenneth Branagh total genius. Also Dylan Moran.

@AVJHalonen

2 жыл бұрын

@@evelynbaron2004 I didn't even watch the Swedish version of Wallander. As for the rest... yeah you misspelled it and yeah not Finnish, no idea who this Ken is and I think Dylan is the comedian who's stand up act I commented under one night. But it's ok, I love you too, Evelyn.

@DemstarAus

2 жыл бұрын

@@AVJHalonen As an Australian, I appreciate that you are now a Finn whose comment on an Irishman's stand up comedy video I have responded to. Hugs and Kisses Sincerely.

@eylab1541

2 жыл бұрын

@@DemstarAus My god! Can´t believe you are from Australia. I like pretzels.

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

I have no idea what you have, but it took away half the fun and half of my head altogether after reading this. 😶

A digression on a diversion as an aside to a parenthetical footnote. Pure bloody genius this man.

@MrStrido

Жыл бұрын

May I offer my sincerest contafibularities aardvark

I love how you can tell Jimmy Car is there because that laugh is so distinctive

@77jamess

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not him. Only sounds ever so slightly like his inward laugh, but it’s not the same at all if you listen carefully.

@evelynbaron2004

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Car does not enter in this episode I love QI too but how did 156 idiots just cheered y up you idiot.

he is describing every barista in my home town (Melbourne, Australia) 🧔🧔🧔

@scotfree7702

3 жыл бұрын

AND SYDNEY

@adrianapeace3601

3 жыл бұрын

oh god . flashbacks to living in Brunswick 😂

@vanessagoddess1

3 жыл бұрын

@@adrianapeace3601 😆😆

@pale_saint

3 жыл бұрын

Your university must have department of marine accountancy then

@dielaughing73

3 жыл бұрын

Coffee barista?

The contents, the delivery - absolutely brilliant! How come there is no Netflix special yet? What are they thinking? Dylan is beyond talented.

Dylan is the best thing you can have with coffee on a gloomy Saturday.

@Guiterminator

3 жыл бұрын

or wine

@samwahab8976

3 жыл бұрын

Or a big fat spliff after a long day

@lonelyp1

3 жыл бұрын

@@samwahab8976 I use a bowl myself, in fact I'm puffin on it now.

@samwahab8976

3 жыл бұрын

@@lonelyp1 enjoy this great combo 👌

@reuireuiop0

2 жыл бұрын

In lockdown, awaiting the virus test 😏

I choked on my coffee at, "psychotoccino." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG I'm dyin here.

"Edwardian Cricketers Beard"🤣😂

Dylan is like an angry Pippin. Love it.

It's the first time I'm seeing this material, he's absolutely my favourite ever, brilliant mind and amazing energy. Loved every bit of it!

@Jesse__H

3 жыл бұрын

He's absolutely one of the best to ever do it. 👍

@renatapeters3681

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome

@dejonger1963

3 жыл бұрын

Watch black books

@ana_derol

3 жыл бұрын

@@dejonger1963 I have, him and bill have a crazy energy together, and b. Bayley is also brilliant. But thank you all the same! 👍❤️

@emilyrobbins3238

3 жыл бұрын

Ditto!

Dylan Moran is every woman's secret dream man.

@ananamu2248

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect man !!@???! Love him in the little box on my phone where I can switch him off once I've had my bout with sane insanity....to rock my world out of complacency....

@burtan2000

2 жыл бұрын

He's three and a half inches tall tho

@Alpha-Andromeda

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe women who secretly hate everybody. I love his humor, he is so intelligent and witty; properly good comedian, would kill to have him as an uncle. But… when I have finished laughing and turn off the screen I realize that I have more disdain for the world (and hipster baristas) than before I started. That’s not something great to live with all the time. It’s ok to enjoy intelligent cutting sarcasm but somewhere you’d need a break to actually love life enough to not drink yourself to death. Here’s to Dylan 🍸and to the women who secretly desire him. ;) all those killer ladies who can’t get enough of his banter.

@Alpha-Andromeda

2 жыл бұрын

@@burtan2000 guessing you care cause no one else who prizes intelligence would care about height.

@lizziebkennedy7505

Жыл бұрын

Ain’t it the truth.

I had a very similar conversation with a barista in Sofia. I just wanted a coffee and was confronted with the same kind of super intelligent barista with a degree in marine biology. When did life get so complicated?

@evelynbaron2004

2 жыл бұрын

That is hilarious and entirely possible.

@evelynbaron2004

2 жыл бұрын

PS Sofia is as far as I know the capital of Bulgaria. My Dad is the smartest man ever to come out of the former Yugoslavia but ......

@bib4eto656

2 жыл бұрын

It's all fancy hipster cafés here now. There's even one where they make your coffee in a beaker-thingy. It's why I get coffee from the non-stops 😅

This bloke looks like he went he went to sleep in a bush after a heavy night of drinking and went straight from his shelter to the theatre to perform.

@loki2655

2 жыл бұрын

He's actually cleaned up lol you should have seen him before he was married

@graytoby1

2 жыл бұрын

That's a pretty good summary of this guy I'd say

@Is43109

2 жыл бұрын

You need to watch Black Books!

Actually love this man! So so hilariously funny, one of the best comedians around. Saw him 2 weeks ago and had one of the best nights out in a long while. He is just brilliant.

Dylan is hilarious I loved his character in Shaun of the Dead!

@annashaw6538

3 жыл бұрын

I cant watch Dylan's stand up without thinking of Bernard Black throughout. Especially if hes having a drink aswell

@thelastsausage635

2 жыл бұрын

Great movie!!!!! His girlfriend was Dawn from The Office, Jasper Carot’s daughter! Such a funny couple😀

This man is the king of sarcasm and I love him dearly!

I love this guy! His growling and moaning and complaining about everything. He's inspiration for laughing. ;-) :-D

I am obsessed with this man's comedy honesty the absurbity of uncertainty and mortal coil is why I love it. A class act.

You are brilliant, Dylan Moran. Laughed so hard. 'Proper dog!' HAHAHHAHAHAHAH... I AGREE!

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. No other words for this genius.

It would be interesting to hear a 2021 update of this show. You have to watch the whole show. He's brilliant.

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

That is cool but your guitar is white

@danmar007

2 жыл бұрын

@@somegirl558 It certainly is. It's the only one, though.

There is a word for this level of funny. Let me think... Oh: Perfect.

God, that is... classic Hugo and Miles

I laughed so hard I cried half way trough.. Can also confirm I nearly pissed myself at the end too....... Brilliant.

The Bob Dylan of comedy

Edwardian cricketer’s beard😂

He is really funny. Dara O'Brian is another irishman who makes me laugh but Dylan always seems slightly drunk. I wonder if he is? And oh my God I love his messy hair..it suits him so well. He actually reminds me of my uncle Michael. He looks like him and sounds similar too plus my uncle was always telling jokes. He would start every conversation with 'Did ya hear the one about the englishman, the irishman, and the scotsman...' and every time he told a joke with that beginning it was a new joke! I don't know how he knew so many!

@dougyboote

3 жыл бұрын

Its actually been sober for like 2 or 3 years

@smoog

3 жыл бұрын

Acting drunk is part of his act. It's his stage personae.

@suzanne5807

2 жыл бұрын

He doesn't smoke anymore either. It wasn't so much that he wanted to quit, he said it was basically a choice between smoking or breathing.

@inquis99

8 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure the apparent drunkenness is part of the act. We saw him years ago and he did the thing of getting louder and angrier and slurier, but he was actually sipping from the same glass of red wine the entire show. Unless he knocked back a lot at the interval, he was as sober at the end as he was at the start.

Dylan Moran may just be the funniest man on the planet.

@adnartmadmartm8718

2 жыл бұрын

I'd give that spot to Eddie Izzard. Dylan can have the next.

@jordanmapfumo9359

2 жыл бұрын

Easily

@Dethian666

2 жыл бұрын

what about danny bhoy

@ChorusArtists

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dethian666 He's in the conversation too, for sure.

@evelynbaron2004

2 жыл бұрын

Add Billy Connolly Robin Williams and the Monty Python gang plus my dog and that's how I get through life great comment.

My favorite comedian ever

Umaminess! ❤️😹

Ach, Dylan, now that you've finally reached a proper age, yer better than ever. Bring on the snark, lad. I'm loving it.

And he says he doesn't drink any more... hahah, he's brilliant.

This man is the absolute nr 1 Comedian in the world. Netflix go for it ❤🎉

Blindfold ye, walk around yer flat, and have a friend hit you with a stick!! I'm still laughing! Thank you!

37 Marine Accountants disliked the video

Off to rewatch Blacks Books, yet again!😁👍👍👍👍

A modern day... Faschoobble Dooble Snazzuzzles 😁 7:30

I saw Dylan the year he won the Perrier Award at the Edinburgh Fringe. I knew then he was pretty special. Funniest man alive.

man, still got it. he's a poet this guy

Dylan just keeps getting better and better...

The comedy Black books is the best! Dylan on turbo.

Was anyone else a little disappointed that he never called the barista Mr Beans?

@Pratalax

2 жыл бұрын

Massively so.

@andy-the-gardener

2 жыл бұрын

definitely. anyone who attempts to intellectualize or make an art form out of pouring hot water and milk into a cup definitely needs to be brought down a peg or two

Ukulele patio. Wonderful

Dylan is so funny. ❤ Love the accent! Sharing from 2:51 onwards to those on my barista course today.

Marine accountancy 🤣

Yay new Dylan material! 😊 Haven't seen this yet! I'm so pleased. 🙃😁💟

god how i missed Dylan. haven't laughed like this since Monster

@Ndlanding

2 жыл бұрын

Haven't winced like this since the doddery neighbour cut the communal hedge.

Fly diving and hole finding. Hah!

DM "Yea we should open a cauliflower bar" Two blokes from Shoreditch "Cauliflower bar......hmmm"

@reuireuiop0

2 жыл бұрын

Toasted or roasted with a little cheese, Italian or Greek, no one can pronounce the name of...

Hilarious! I so relate to trying to order coffee and almost giving up because there were soooo many options. :)

You are a force of nature - too funny.

Best impersonation of a Labrador ever

Have you seen my glasses? 😂

There are too many funny sentences crammed into this, i nearly died

"nobody knows this guy" 😂

Irish accent, so beautiful...🥰

Brilliant! Just brilliant! I needed cheering up and you did it! It was the coffee sketch!

is jimmy car in the audience it sounds like his odd laugh in the beginning.

He seems to be getting more and more furious with life as he ages. In about 15 years he'll be where I was at when I was 9.

@aircastles1013

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@evelynbaron8357

2 жыл бұрын

Actually he quit drinking and smoking and nothing has changed except fortunately for all of us he will live longer. Podcast Sirius XM.

@evelynbaron2004

2 жыл бұрын

He no longer drinks or smokes and still madly loves his wife according to him podcasts and post Covid another tour. I will be there to applaud.

Looks like a car wash with teeth... 🤣

Degree in marine accountancy or whatever it is 😂🙌🏻💯

So true. We are not people, fathers. I settled for being a hybrid avalanche / volcano construct, who eats chocolate. And drinks beer.

As someone who loves to climb mountains in january, I very much enjoyed this.

Love Dylan Moran! Brilliant!

One of the best, his work is sublime

Definitely one of the funniest comedians.

Dylan Moran is my spirit animal

Oh, how I adore this man.

I just came in from walking my dog where I overheard a Hipster on the telephone, going: "That could work, if it would work, but it win't work, and now I have to tell him that…" Labradors being human being in dog-form seems kinda appropriate.

Yay. New content. Love this guy's humor

well that monolog just saved me from suicide !!!

Dylan is my Spirit Animal. Lol

love this!!! thank you!!!!

Jimmy Carr is sitting in the back row but you can still hear his laugh.

Love the 20 somethings who call me Boss or Chief.

Gold. Love this.

One of Irelands best comedians. 🇮🇪

Ooooh... a headwess wabbit...? It wasn't me - it's DUCK season! (If you ever need brain surgery, sounds like Starbucks is the place to go.)

The present thing is true. I banned presents for me, they were too awful and a waste of money...

@a7xdude87

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, That is such a Dad thing to do as well

@MarkJones-gt2qd

3 жыл бұрын

@@a7xdude87 The worst part was trying to pretend to be grateful. ergh. Oooh, a big toe warmer, I was just looking for one of those. You did keep the receipt though, right? Just in case it's, er, faulty or something...

@MarkJones-gt2qd

3 жыл бұрын

@@arlettasloan6453 lol. I don't see any reason to enrich some rich capitalist with a ridiculous custom. don't get me started on birthday cards, either.

@spankyjeffro5320

3 жыл бұрын

@@MarkJones-gt2qd Well, aren't you the life of the party. Sounds like you'd rather they celebrate your death day, which is probably what they'd do. Do you eat food? Or, do you think it's a ploy of the bourgeoisie to keep the proletariat alive enough to keep on working?

@gillymac9363

2 жыл бұрын

@@spankyjeffro5320 Spanky sit down son. Mark being aware of the extortion scam by card company's is empiricism, not unreasonable cynicism.

Brilliant 😂

Love him. 😂

Sunday morning 7am midnight, right? lol

I'd appreciate the penguin.

Dylan Moran is a great comedian, and was great in Black books.

pure.. comedy.. genius

...I'd love a woolly penguin that swears in dutch.

Rodents have indeed grown bigger since people started carrying them around in their handbags.

I don’t know what I said next but we found ourselves outside 😂

Oh, brilliant. Thank you so much. :). The labrador impression is spot on. And the other stuff, maybe it´s because of the plus-minus same age... But I feel the same way about the coffee shops and planning a cauliflower place or people fly-diving and hole-finding :D. I want more..

so Moran literally lives as Bernard Black trying to make sense of the modern world. XD

Hes my most favorite human being on the earth at this moment go Bernard

I've known rocket scientists less arrogant about their craft than baristas. Funny, that.