"If you clap, I'll forget stuff" that might be the best thing I've ever heard in a comedy show

@pseudonayme7717

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah😄Telling your audience to stop clapping and laughing, and getting a laugh from it 😁

@blackblurable

3 жыл бұрын

And the laughing also you can bring that down a bit too. The whole stand up was gold

@AngelicusImmortus

3 жыл бұрын

Dylan is awesome. A number of comedians like Dara O’Brien, Sean Lock, Bill Bailey etc etc have all rated him in their top three, and also as a Comedian they don’t want to follow on Stage. I’ve heard numerous Comedians say if they are doing a charity gig, they don’t want to follow Dylan or Lee Evans because “you have no chance of getting the room back” Ed Byrne said, quote, “You could go on stage after Dylan Moran or Lee Evans and do your but for ten minutes and they’re still laughing they don’t not notice you”

"Child, failure, old, and dead" fucking hell Dylan, you didn't need to summarise my life in 5 words so brutally.

@billlyoliveman

2 жыл бұрын

I heard that and instantly thought "tatoo.......hmmm...."

@NLTops

2 жыл бұрын

@@billlyoliveman And then cross out every word that is no longer applicable. It'd be like " -child- , failure, old, dead" Ahhh yes, I have much to look forward to.

@SusanaXpeace2u

Ай бұрын

yeh, ouch, and like dylan with his depressed friend with his head in the coco pops, i'm thinking at least you're rich :D

"Say what you like about fundamentalist death cults, they go very well with the heavier Chedders"". The guy's a legend.

@clumsiii

3 жыл бұрын

ya man that was rugged

@philippa5004

3 жыл бұрын

Too funny 😂

@ariloiola

2 жыл бұрын

Best line ever :D

@billlyoliveman

2 жыл бұрын

And many a true word said in jest, as the saying goes. Absolute quality

@moimoi7431

Жыл бұрын

Oh, I thought he said "chowders". Either one works, but cheddar 🧀 a more appropriate snack :')

"What's that you say? Face down in a bowl of coco puffs all day Wednesday? I wish I had the strength!" Lol

@roohamm2456

2 жыл бұрын

I rolled over..

This man is everything brilliant about comedy- he pokes fun at reality, reframes it and leaves you happier and wiser than he found you. Just brilliant

@Martinmb4416

3 жыл бұрын

One of a kind with Bill Bailey and Eddie Izzard...

@pale_saint

3 жыл бұрын

@@Martinmb4416 so not one of a kind, then

@ElvarMasson

3 жыл бұрын

Three of a kind

Everytime i see Dylan i just think....we need another series like Black Books.

@OllieML

4 жыл бұрын

Such a show, just madness

@Mckadow

4 жыл бұрын

@@OllieML It's pure gold.

@Mckadow

4 жыл бұрын

@Treasures of Sin "You have to understand that it is impossible. Dylan grew it over years ago, and you are still stuck." What are you talking about? This response has nothing to do with my original comment. I merely stated i'd like a good comedy show similar to black books what has that got to do with growing something?

@jamiewilkinson8113

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mckadow yeah I get what you mean.😎

@tommykildahl8929

4 жыл бұрын

dint he also create it crowd? but yes black books was so good, just thinking about it makes me want some wine and a smoke

Dylan Moran's definition of existence "Life is like walking through a desert with a bag on your head while people rob you as they bore you"

@hobocat33

Жыл бұрын

bwhahahahahahahaa...true

The “my self loathing is worse than yours” hilarious and relatable

@sarahlewandowicz7696

4 жыл бұрын

No but mine really is worse than yours

@who_Is_faten_helmi

3 жыл бұрын

I read this the same time he said it .hahaha

@sirg-had8821

2 жыл бұрын

I wish I had the strength!

Add a dab of lavender to your milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

@goose300183

4 жыл бұрын

Are you in pain? "Not enough! Where did they go?"

@AMcGrath82

4 жыл бұрын

"Which one of you bitches wants to dance?"

@LeonalaYin

4 жыл бұрын

well, while i was working for a book bar, i actually ordered that little lovely work lol

@Horusthebetrayer

4 жыл бұрын

Laugh at which one; the orange or the glass of lavender milk?

@mnomadvfx

4 жыл бұрын

I've swallowed the little book of calm!

Child, Failure, Old, Dead...Needs to be carved in stone

@sabbyd1832

4 жыл бұрын

I luved that hahahaha gold !

@aud7593

3 жыл бұрын

reminds me of an earlier bit og his, "gardening, gardening, GARDENING, death"

@vaclav_fejt

3 жыл бұрын

Just the even numbered ones for me, thanks.

@loucipher67

3 жыл бұрын

@@vaclav_fejt even ........works for me gimme a shout when it goes out sink

@christianmaas8934

2 ай бұрын

On my headstone

How can someone be such a pessimist and such an optimist at the same time?

@dadillen5902

4 жыл бұрын

They're bipolar.😣😉

@christianmaas8934

4 жыл бұрын

Optimistic nihilism

@anelisamorgan8590

4 жыл бұрын

The man's an enigma! 😃

@thehellyousay

4 жыл бұрын

Embrace the darkness...

@andrewSPgaynor

4 жыл бұрын

That's the Irish condition. "It's all gone to shit lads but sure we'll have craic with a few cans down by the canal next time the suns out wont we? Ah we will!"

The distraction joke went over everyone's heads 😂😂

@NearlyH3adlessNick

4 жыл бұрын

@max Both!!

‘Why do I have to manage all this pork?’ 😂

@jlprizm

4 жыл бұрын

Nikhil Senan I say this to myself on a daily basis

When he said: ''Have you ever had a bath?" ... a bitter laugh left my lips.

god the "my self loathing is much worse than yours" I FELT THAT XD

A true comedic genius, love everything he has ever done. I just hope he is truly happy with himself behind the facade of angst and self loathing. He deserves to be. Live long and happily Dylan, we need you .

@YosiahW

4 жыл бұрын

Idk if it's a facade per se. A lot of comedians work comes from a dark place and they joke about their worries, struggles and mental health issues because it's venting and it earns smiles and laughs.

@dawnbastan2208

3 жыл бұрын

@@YosiahW he actually may have a bit of depression...

@eduardoandres5989

3 жыл бұрын

aww....thats nicely said. i hope Dylan reads it. cheers everyone!

@dawnbastan2208

3 жыл бұрын

@@eduardoandres5989 do you think he reads comments sometimes? I hope so. Twitter is a big one. I wonder if he goes on his twitter and checks it out.

@WateryFire

3 жыл бұрын

Gordon Dean He seems to have a happy long marriage and two kids he clearly has a good relationship with.I’m pretty sure he’s happy. Sarcastic, annoyed, bored, sure, he’s perceptive and smart, that happens, but not unhappy or depressed.

The whole clapping thing Just give each other a hug

In his own absurd, stream-of-consciousness way, the man speaks the truth.

About time someone spoke out about Bake Off and Strictly Bollocks. Dylan, you’re the man!

I love how he goes off on an angle when he forgets what he's talking about. It's better than whatever his plan was. I feel like I'm in an Irish bar.

@fluffy_mcflooferson4635

2 жыл бұрын

"We had religion, the thing that makes you feel bad from the moment you're awake." 8:43

I think Mr Moran has some of the best lines ever ; he's very philosophical in a dark, funny and pesssimistic/realistic way

"The whole point of cake is to shut people up."

@raphaelambrosiuscostco

4 жыл бұрын

True.

@thehellyousay

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@ElvarMasson

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying anything

"Ugh, I hating putting a number on these things. About 40."

@parhhesia

4 жыл бұрын

@MsBizzyGurl I hope you made it to 40. Wouldn't want to end up in hell.

"Ever seen how a bottle of normally lovely olive oil turns all lumpy, lardy and opaque when it gets too cold? - well that's what being old is like". Great stuff.

“Getting cuddly in all the wrong places”...I’m dying.

"Hot fleas in the gulping dark". Perfect.

I crack up when he goes into these deep topics like existential crises, terrorism and then end it with something super trivial like club sandwich or bar stool or some shit like that.

The finest piece of Irish dark matter I've ever seen. Wonderfully deep and dark and scrumptious. Like the darkest of chocolate that just melts in your brain...

@dawnbastan2208

4 жыл бұрын

Described beautifully...

@TheGwydion777

4 жыл бұрын

@@dawnbastan2208 Thank you. :)

@YosiahW

4 жыл бұрын

You guys have fascinating phrases. I don't get a lot of the cultural references, but it's still funny.

@TheGwydion777

4 жыл бұрын

@@YosiahW English is my second language, but I know it pretty well. It's got such a wide variety of words and phrases and I just made those up. You need to really have a feel for the right words though. And the right mindset. That's culturally inclined. For me, I like Chinese, Japanese, Korean etc. movies. And I love the poetic language. But that is difficult for me to follow sometimes. Figures of speech. I like to make my own. For others to have a picture beside the words. I think it's symbols that differ more than language itself. Good night!

@ruthking5994

3 жыл бұрын

I don't want chocolate in my brain

Comic genius. Laughed my arse off and now it's time to binge on Black Books ... again.

@sinclair1563

4 жыл бұрын

Black Books was immense.

@Posit_Zero_Blue

4 жыл бұрын

Black Books and IT crowd are the 2 series I can just watch over and over again and never get sick of them.

@thethingonlycatscansee963

4 жыл бұрын

Reverend Rodinal My therapist still has my DVD copy...

@totalrecone

4 жыл бұрын

@@Posit_Zero_Blue I'd throw in some Father Ted as well. The IT Crowd is stand out quality stuff :D

Child As someone currently on the failure stage I can't get enough escapism in a day.

@ArieteArmsRAMLITE

4 жыл бұрын

You're not a failure....

@custos3249

4 жыл бұрын

@@ArieteArmsRAMLITE yet another thing he failed at

@TheLonelyTraceur

4 жыл бұрын

Escapism < Avoidism

@Roronoa2zoro

4 жыл бұрын

@@ArieteArmsRAMLITE Thanks, man, but it was mostly just supposed to be a joke. My life's fine, though, I do spend a lot of time on video games and youtube. But, ya know, "the time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time".

@jlprizm

4 жыл бұрын

Ulquiorra4sama going through it as well 👍😂

"goth?" "no. golf!" "ah, okay, that's what you meant about the ridiculous clothes."

@michaeltalbot8242

4 жыл бұрын

Golf is cross-country pool!

I can't get enough of this man, Everything he says is hilarious because it's true

"Some mashed potato, a vodka martini and a 'Hey, you busy?'... Intriguing.

@clumsiii

3 жыл бұрын

hmu lol

“...the necklace of dead crows assholes...” “...hot fleas in the gulping dark.” This man is a surrealist poet! I’m having Bill Hicks flashbacks!!!

Only an effortlessly funny comic can not only ask his audience not to applaud but also request they take it a couple of notches down with the laughter.

@thethingonlycatscansee963

4 жыл бұрын

MsBizzyGurl Imagine living with him 24/7.

@aud7593

3 жыл бұрын

@@thethingonlycatscansee963 he's actually a very sweet man!

@thethingonlycatscansee963

3 жыл бұрын

@@aud7593 You know, I adore the guy. I just think he would be a lot of work. Bless him.

@aud7593

3 жыл бұрын

@@thethingonlycatscansee963 hahaha true enough, i've a feeling his wife is an even match though, from the stories he tells

This man speaks so many truths. Faith in humanity restored.

@poppymoon777

Жыл бұрын

Exactly.

It's not just the humor which is wonderful, it's the unique style. It's so wonderful to find a comedian who has a voice unlike all the others.

Love Dylan Moran. Intelligent, poetic truthful comedy.

I went to see Dylan on this tour, I was not disappointed! Dylan is like a drunk wordsmith ... bizarre yet brilliant.

@janethockey3297

4 жыл бұрын

JT James Joyce style. Stream of consciousness

@josiedickson6959

11 ай бұрын

Sadly a few weeks agoJune 2023 in New Zealand people walked out as he was drinking , I do hope he will recover and recover well and be happy . He is utterly brilliant and that is scarey.

@SetiSupreme

9 ай бұрын

​@@josiedickson6959I mean he has always been a drunk. Why were they walking out? Was he too drunk or what?

He gives a pretty accurate summation of Game of Thrones I think.

Even Graham Linehan learned of the importance of Dylan's fast paced, in depth, quirky mirth about general life and the aul preconsious mind that Dylan delivers with ease. Graham only realised, after Black Books was released that Dylan's kind of comedic style was gold. Two Irish comedy legends!!!

....."hot fleas in the gulping dark".....just a genius. Grumpy poetry with a wizards' dismount.

One of the only comedians who can make me laugh out loud. So fucking happy to see Dylan in 2020!!

Dylan Moran is absolutely brilliant observational comedy. He’s so real & relatable in the funniest , best way, and you come away feeling relieved and happy...

I feel Dylan is the type of comedian that makes you think deeply. If you don't your missing out lol

"And then the middle-age bus comes around, but no one wants to get on it." lol!!

I have seen this, or at least most of this before, but I still laugh and cry listening to it. I am not among them, but my Irish aunts and uncles were great story tellers. Dylan Moran, a national treasure that not many folks know about.

Oh the joy of being born old: you already hate the kids' music, hate the tv, love books and art, and you're just waiting for the calendar to say you can collect social security

“Child, failure, old and dead”, the man is a philosopher!

Hot fleas in the gulping dark...

@clumsiii

3 жыл бұрын

^that was total choice - born alone die alone. the "gulping" was brilliant

So much of this is relevant here to this 50 year old Aussie single mum trying to find joy in 2021 amidst the lockdowns. Started watching Black Books and loving it. Dylan is so clever ❤

@leviroch

Жыл бұрын

That show has my favourite insult of all time, "you know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off of it"

@fionamackie3357

Жыл бұрын

glad you found Black Books. Freaking hilarious 😂 Hope you are feeling better now lockdowns are over❤️ From a fellow Aussie who was a long time single Mum.

Just happened upon this, never heard of the guy but these comments are beautiful and amazing, and tell me everything i need to know. 4 mins in, i love him so much, already. Very much looking forward to catching up on everything he's ever done 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Omg just got to the cheese bit. I nearly fell off my chair and landed on the dogs. Too funny I'm crying.

@TheNormExperience

4 жыл бұрын

Praise cheeses.

@lucyromero9011

4 жыл бұрын

🧀😜🤣🤣

@grillscheese1805

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucyromero9011 damn there is cheese emoji? Where has that been all my life?! Lol

@Emiliapocalypse

3 жыл бұрын

Your name checks out. Hope your dogs are okay 😜

@grillscheese1805

3 жыл бұрын

@@Emiliapocalypse no worries they've learned to move fast, between 3 of them it's a fight to get what falls in the floor! Cheers!

Mr. Moran's Analysis of golf is spectacular.

It's like he's permeantly drunk

@marcraygun6290

3 жыл бұрын

I knew a guy who worked on something with him and yes apparently he is

@basecrayon2861

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcraygun6290 lol

@crazyjoeshorts5256

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's just the Irish...

@basecrayon2861

3 жыл бұрын

@@crazyjoeshorts5256 maybe, lmao

This is some of the best comedy I've ever seen. Excellent.

DM's view on potential: "Don't use it, you'll waste it"

@daffyrose

3 жыл бұрын

It’s potential! Leave it alone!

You can always tell when Jimmy Carr is in the crowd lol

@suzanne5807

2 жыл бұрын

Other people do laugh like that, but I agree it's quite distinctive, plus it's Dylan Moran, there has to be a bunch of celebs in the audience.

Take the hummus!

Child, Failure, Old and Dead… love it!!!

How ive missed watching this man talk crap. Soooo funny. One of a kind

Dylan Moran on autoplay. That's what's needed

Literally the best realistic actual comedy ever created. Factual brilliance.

“Get in and dance with the corpse”

His musings remind me a lot of Dave Allan’s comedy. 💕 Love them both 🤗💕

@dawnadriennetaylor970

4 жыл бұрын

He was one of DMs inspirations.

@miaschu8175

2 жыл бұрын

That makes sense. :)

3:35 me literally watching this in my bath so I don’t have to think lol

This is poetry, dark, like Shakespeare acceptance of his dark mistress's lover. Brilliant

...”face down in a bowl of coco puffs for Wednesday?...I wish I had the strength for that” (on one upping your depression) 😂😂

"we're all hot fleas in the gulping dark. we are alone" That man is a genius for making people laugh at that

Wonderful. Life is still alive out there, with beautifully creative, realistic , truthful people such as Dylan Moran who lighten the air, atmosphere and remind us of hope , fun and humour. Special and essential.

@laetitialogan2017

2 жыл бұрын

So true, and so necessary

The funniest comedian I am aware of.

That “mmm” after that quiet music bit is forever stuck in my head. This whole standup like all of his is amazing. Dylan Moran is one of the best :)

10:00 makes me think of serious existential crisis like when my own parents are telling me I need to go and have a life instead of 'wasting it on my phone'. Now both of them have ipads and use them while they sit in front of the TV. They don't even watch the TV, they just kind of put it on out of habit and then start reading social media or browse to their favourite websites. The funny thing is that now they are super connected to extended family who live in other states, countries, etc that they might normally only talk to once or twice a year. It's been way better for them to keep in contact with friends and family because now they can share pictures, video, and ask questions. Last year my dad was cutting stuff out of the newspaper and mailing it to me in the post in case I was interested.

Aahh the irony, the moment he talks about "Candy Flaps" and a pop up ad for Candy Crush just sneaks in 😂

Now i know where i recognize Dylan, he was David in "Shaun of the dead"

@jamiepurnell307

4 жыл бұрын

He was good in black books too, I think that's what it was called anyway? 🤔

@mattcullen6109

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamiepurnell307 yeah he was great. Bill Bailey was awesome

@Troopy78

4 жыл бұрын

Jamie Purnell yes black books, my role model in my 20’s

@jamiepurnell307

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant programme, it's a shame they didn't make too many..

@sixstringedthing

4 жыл бұрын

The cast list for Shaun of The Dead reads like a guest list for one of those parties that only the cool people get invited to. So many great British actors. @Jamie Purnell, one or two more seasons would have been good, but no more than that. There's nothing worse than watching a once-brilliant sitcom outlive its use-by date and end up having to rely on running gags or "topical" humour to try and get laughs. Black Books was short and sweet, 3 seasons, perfect length to binge-watch in an evening. :)

I could listen to him all day and night....HE IS VERY INTELLIGENT actually and it shows....

Cannot believe he is still soo good. Black Books is still the best. 😎

Putting things in your mouth is comforting af🙌🏻😫❣️

I mean nothing gets your humour going quite as much as a depression/anxiety seesaw

Fucking love how random and out of this world your analogies are: like a seagull wearing a miniskirts while flicking cheetohs at a dolphin - omg, delicious!

2:00 golf 2:40 depression 4:20 British TV 6:15 stop clapping and laughing 7:00 escapism 8:45 Ireland religion 9:35 new religion 15:00 obesity 17:45 mid life crisis

First it was George Carlin and now this Irish man 👏🏼

"Why do I have to manage all this pork!?"

You know i look at some comedians and wish they were my personal freinds and companions, but i look at him and wish he was the voice in my head.

I'll be honest. Before season 8 came out, I would have felt a little bit of a sting with his GoT joke but now I laughed wholeheartedly.

@topkek670

4 жыл бұрын

Navsangeet Singh agreed :D

this dude is too good it's the fist time i livesten to him

I was playing Wordscape while watching this, and it took me ages to see this was about me

....also...the laughter...if you could take it down a notch....." as funny & quick as anyone. Blacks Books is the best show, ever.👆

Dylan Moran like listening to a drunk poet with a midlife crisis. It's hilarious but also surprisingly wholesome.

"Gardening, gardening, gardening - Death!"

Next tattoo - 'Child, Failure, Old, Dead'.

watching this while trying to chew a mouth full of cheese and crackers while the left hand butters more crackers and the right hand slices cheese....

Nothing is fucking sacred! Love it.

Dylan Moran, your comedy is incredible!

Totally different kind of poetry. Brilliant.

God bless Dylan Moran

I'm expecting that bus to arrive anytime soon.

Images of Dave Allen when I close my eyes. Voice, delivery and timing.

I love you Dylan, legend 👌

"Hot fleas in the gulping dark."