"Don't argue with someone who knows you." This is a multilayered and deep truth that all should abide.

@Gongasoso

4 жыл бұрын

Deceptively insightful, and tbh, quite obvious once it's been pointed out

@irishcountrygirl78

4 жыл бұрын

Oh for sure 😁

@spiritualopportunism4585

4 жыл бұрын

But it's doubled edged

@RandroidPrime

4 жыл бұрын

No one knows anyone.

@spiritualopportunism4585

4 жыл бұрын

@@gavinwells6911 what

This man is an absolute genius. Deep truths, hidden behind absurdist humor. And extremely literate. He deserves infinitely more recognition.

@actsrv9

4 жыл бұрын

This

@GETAJEWUPYA

4 жыл бұрын

Believe me he is well recognised

@johndoe2790

4 жыл бұрын

@@GETAJEWUPYA but not infinitely recognized

@mrs_d3n1mx28

4 жыл бұрын

He's practically unknown in the US, from what I've seen. I've shown him to 2 people, both couldn't look beyond his accent. They also couldn't get comfy with the speed of his jokes. :/

@thegoatchild3545

4 жыл бұрын

MRS_D3N1M X his speed can be a problem, but not on YT!😉 He was on Conan twice and also on Letterman.

This man is the most creative comedian I know. No cheap jokes despite the incredible rate he delivers new jokes. This is the only sure fire comedian I'd bring a date to.

@Caperhere

4 жыл бұрын

impalaSS65 Wear a nice shirt. 😄

@impalaSS65

4 жыл бұрын

@@Caperhere Of course! My black T-shirts with white dog hair and heavy metal prints are always a winner, I understand ;)

@happinesstan

4 жыл бұрын

No cheap jokes? The whole dog impression was cheap, and unoriginal. And it didn't fit the narrative. "Is that the level of challenge you want?" then goes on to admit it's a level he couldn't handle. This sounds desperate. I recommend some Doug Stanhope or Bill Burr.

@musicalbacon2

4 жыл бұрын

I love Dylan, but incredible rate? Lol. He’s made like 4 specials in the past 25 years.

@impalaSS65

4 жыл бұрын

@@happinesstan I disagree with your analysis of the dog joke. It was all his, even thought the theme has been done, so has the theme of relational comedy with "small, weak and useless men", which usually make me cringe and puke at the same time. My final analysis is "hahaha", hence it stands the test. Bill Burr is my personal all time comedian. I recognize myself and my closest friends in him. He doesn't reach the creative level of Dylan Moran, but I don't need it necessarily to laugh. Stanhope has some witty twists, but seems tormented by anxiety and lack of self knowledge. None of them are a good choice for a date. That was a requirement in my comment. I'd go to a Bill Burr show for the double ticket price, but alone.

Adult film: Home Loan 2

@theindiediary5950

4 жыл бұрын

Now your talking!

@lisaa6099

4 жыл бұрын

2 ?

@Spthomas47

4 жыл бұрын

@@lisaa6099 the first one was a lackluster coming of age film and the couple didn't realise credit mattered. 2 was by FAR the superior of the franchise.

@MichaelFlanagan

4 жыл бұрын

​@@lisaa6099 - Denied a Home Loan 2: Home Loan in New York. Look out for that Trump cameo!

@feefee6889

4 жыл бұрын

Now that’s a horror film I’ll watch

"Here's a remote covered in nutella. I thought you'd enjoy that." 😆

@caroliner2029

3 жыл бұрын

How can I also receive this marellous token of love and esteem?😁

One of the greatest discoveries of the past month for me has been this comedian. His voice is perfect, he can project… he sounds Shakespearean trained in theatre… like he studied and worked hard… he’s hilarious, he can improvise, a funny creative poet, great delivery. Bravo… he’s brilliant, warm and can hold the audience completely in the palm of his hand. A force of nature, yet so relaxed. Wow. I’d read a good biography on him. What a master. Gratitude!💕🌷🙏🏼☕️

@dreed1058

2 жыл бұрын

You said it perfectly! I'm 65, hippie liberal, but I'd have to molest him if within my grasp, lol!!

@silvasilvasilva

2 жыл бұрын

Have you watched Black Books? It's brilliant!

@heyysimone

Жыл бұрын

You are in for a treat. I can just watch his videos for daaaaays

@TheBillaro

11 ай бұрын

it's called 'Irish' 😅

man he made so many jokes....my brain is not used to this speed

@tabithahallows6116

4 жыл бұрын

Lol go watch Russel Howard's older stand-up videos

@zhin4362

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr I see so many comedians drag on the joke before getting to the punchline. Like get to the point already, I'm not here for story time.

@Tombrosapien

4 жыл бұрын

Lucinda Norris he’s a cross eyed nonce

@soulwaves20000

4 жыл бұрын

Zhin Null you can make many jokes on the way to the punchline...anticipation is usually really fun.

@primarymeme9929

3 жыл бұрын

If you like a similar structure but with a little more dark humor check out Sam Morril, his special is free on youtube

This bloke just riffs so brilliantly, stream of consciousness writ large and in so doing he reveals the essence of the fraught human condition in true Irish fashion.

"...and my overwhelming resemblance to all the villains in history."

"it's a bit windy but you get grapefruit. brilliant. that's the internet"

I've never heard anyone make a joke about nuclear reactor fuel using the specific term "fissile material". That's great.

"All women during the day are freezing because all the kilajoules in their brain are burnt up by knowing everything about everyone in a two mile radius " God, im dying! It's true!

@GBfanatic15

8 ай бұрын

reminded me of my aunts when they come to visit XD

“You become a jelly baby with a few quid” 😂😂😂😂 that was the funniest joke

@ps7549

4 жыл бұрын

bea haxby what do those words mean?? What are quid?

@RapidBlindfolds

4 жыл бұрын

@@ps7549 jelly baby is a gelatinous candy in the UK, and quid is our currency, slang for 'pound'

@amifeeth

4 жыл бұрын

@@ps7549 quid means moneeyyy

@mikeluke9404

4 жыл бұрын

A jelly baby is told by doctor you are pregnant , who have you slept with? Jelly baby replies allsorts! Stay safe.

@Lynn-nr2vk

Жыл бұрын

@@mikeluke9404 wonderful I laughed

“Why do you never want to put your arms around me anymore!!” “Because I don’t want two charred stumps thank you very much. No one told me I was marrying fissile material.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This killed me.

This guy should start a book shop

@laurafideua4181

Жыл бұрын

I miss good ol' Bernard Black too!

it's weird cause the difference between men and women is the kind of topic most comedians would see as hacky, but he's always brilliant in the way he approaches it

@Katya_Lastochka

4 жыл бұрын

Those differences will never be boring. It's the 21st century and we're no closer to understanding one another. If anything, I think we're regressed.

@adamdrakestudio

4 жыл бұрын

@@Katya_Lastochka preach

@returnoftheredeye

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. I worked in a comedy club for 6 years, and normally when comedians get on to the 'men & women' stuff, it's so played out and weak. Moran still manages to engage me with it though. Kudos.

@Sammy200655294

4 жыл бұрын

that's because he actually cherishes women - you can tell he loves his wife very much, too.

@kneazle3603

4 жыл бұрын

@@adamdrakestudio actually don't

I'm so happy that he questioned the "adult" in "adult films", because I have never understood it myself...

Any joke where the punchline is "fissile material" is one that validates the cost to hear it live.

I'm not sure I could physically handle seeing Dylan live. Every line is eye watering, curling up in laughter-pain genius!

@GBfanatic15

8 ай бұрын

it was one of the highlights of my life I swear to god. he's honestly even better in person XD

This man is special, his weird delivery and style is like a mix of James Acaster, Steven Fry and Hugh Lorie multiplied by Bill Bailey. And his ability to completely subvert your expectations in the middle of a normal sentence is incredible.

My new favourite comedian 🍾

This is the scientific bit. If you don't understand science it'll sound like generalisations.

@daddyleon

4 жыл бұрын

I loved that bit the most xD

@keennickolas8575

4 жыл бұрын

I gotta remember that sentence xDDD

@gunitbunit7350

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna give you a like but you already have a perfect 666 likes... As a satanist I Didnt want to spoil it!

@stephenparry6811

4 жыл бұрын

@ lol

One of the main things that KZread is great for, is that you can see devastatingly underrated comedians such as your man DM. He observes life, then shows it back to us, truthfully and hilariously. ✌🏼️

@glacialimpala

4 жыл бұрын

Well I wouldn't call someone who is popular across the globe underrated. Come to think of it he's the only modern comedian who came to Serbia

@Koreviking

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated? He’s bloody Dylan Moran! It seems to be just the US that people are ignorant, the rest of us are in the know.

@RazorMouth

2 ай бұрын

He's not underrated, if you're into stand up you'll have known him. He tours the world.

8:33 What a splendid observation. It's so true. My wife is always freezing during the day - and she knows everything about everybody in a large radius. If I need to know anything about who or what or where, I ask her - or my grand daughter.

"to some who are not familiar with science this may sound like generalizations"

@dmenace2003

4 жыл бұрын

kinn grimm Absolute gold from a comedian!

@92Roar

4 жыл бұрын

Won’t lie that one flew over my head

@kinngrimm

4 жыл бұрын

@@buttan3399 hi mate, hope you are doing well. Looking forward to the upcoming M&B2

I am going to be laughing at "beetroot and vertigo" for days.

3:36 Beetroot and vertigo... Horseradish and deja-vu hahahahahahaha 😂😂😂

@caroliner2029

3 жыл бұрын

They sound expensive 😁

Existential, poetic comedy is definitely my style. Dylan Moran is the one!

Myself and the hubby are 19 years married today, he's spot on "romote control covered in Nutella"..🤷‍♀️ Sounds grand to me 😁😁😁

@turtlepenguinXkizuna

4 жыл бұрын

-Tracey - happy anniversary!

@irishcountrygirl78

4 жыл бұрын

@@turtlepenguinXkizuna thanks 👍

"This is the science part, it's science, but it might sound like generalization."😃

@unintelligible5886

4 жыл бұрын

@legionary anti-illuminati What?

@voodoodolll

4 жыл бұрын

How did you misquote a video that you can rewind

i thought this was gonna be a ted talk...

@vendictum

4 жыл бұрын

Thought that too lol

@Maesterful

4 жыл бұрын

It is

@truerosie

4 жыл бұрын

Well wasn't that a lucky break?! You discovered the inimitable Dylan Moran. Enjoy!

@kermit8173

4 жыл бұрын

@@truerosie what is with your spacing ?

@reuireuiop0

4 жыл бұрын

The part you looking for starts about 6m25s Man that's real science for you! (Yet, quite different from what all men thought off when clicking :P

Truly the Salvador Dali of comedy, incredible 🤣😂😄

Making me laugh on a dark quarantine day, charming and witty as always 👍

Hehe... That's exactly how I usually question my husband... I had no idea that answering might be such a torture...

God, he only gets better and better. I thought Monster was peak, but his new stuff is SO GOOD.

I've watched and re-watched this and other things by dylan moran almost 10 times now but i still laugh incredulously. He's hilarious!!

Aaaah, I love his mind! Also his face.

I love this guy. He is simply brilliant.

Why does he not have a Netflix special ?????

@boahnation9932

4 жыл бұрын

This man is far too good for Netflix!

@jackoblllllllll

4 жыл бұрын

@@boahnation9932 what appropriate platform would you suggest for him?

@godcazz

4 жыл бұрын

too busy babysitting Bill Bailey

@HexYan

4 жыл бұрын

@but why Quite different in their comedy. Not even close to the same subjects or style.

@enemycapital

4 жыл бұрын

lol Chapelle's Netflix specials have been hot garbage. You can tell he keeps dumping them on there because they keep giving him $20mil each time for his NEW EDGY TAKE on steaming broccoli or whatever the fuck he talks about. Most comedians suck, always have, and while Chapelle used to be good, now he's a hack who's shat four terrible specials out in three years and dumped them direct-to-Netflix because no reasonable person would pay for them. But now everyone pretends to like one because it caused controversy. Yeah, it was shit and nothing was funny and Dave Chapelle looks like there are various parts of him beginning to peel, but Buzzfeed seemed pretty pissed about his take on the socioeconomic situation of the Republic Citrus Farmers or summat, so I guess I can pretend to like that special I didn't watch. Fuck you bro, I've never even been to Bratislava 3========D~~~!~~~~~~ (1:1 Proportion) -Lord Valerie Jenkins-

How the crime shall be remembered... Ahhahahahahahah!!!. I'm ded. So spot on. Lol

@caroliner2029

3 жыл бұрын

This was the exact running commentary on life that my mother supplied us with, totally free and without anyone asking.

*sees video* Hmm is he as funny as he used to be? *minutes later* I can’t breathe! :)

@thejasonbischoff

4 жыл бұрын

Klamath 2046 your comment style: Quite hackneyed though.

So articulate in the way he tells jokes. Seriously layered humour as well. Genius!

I wonder what his wife's reaction was when he rehearsed this.

@N0stalgicLeaf

4 жыл бұрын

You've heard it already. "You wearing that shirt?"

@Ramberta

4 жыл бұрын

She probably helped him tweak the jokes honestly lol. Seems like they have a very healthy relationship

@HomemdaFaina

4 жыл бұрын

@mrpinks show us on the doll where the mean woman hurt you.

@RazorMouth

2 ай бұрын

She'd have to be a diamond in the rough to put up with him all the time 😂

I dunno what it is about this man but he reminds of great Robin Williams. He has similar delivery and his humor and sarcasm are on point. I love it.

Dam! Now I’m searching “black books” on KZread. Another late night for me 😆

@zerithmunswyn988

4 жыл бұрын

steviesmiler Amazing show. Still watch it.

@steviesmiler

4 жыл бұрын

Zerith Munswyn yep. I found series 1, episode 1, on KZread. “Cooking the books”. I forgot about the little book of calm 😆

@zerithmunswyn988

4 жыл бұрын

steviesmiler lmfao my favorite episode is that first one. So beautifully written.

THE BOWEL CONDITION IS FATAL!

@Indiscrimi

4 жыл бұрын

Well, I still don't love you.

The best Irish comedians like Dylan Moran (probably the best of all) have a keen sense of the surreal rather than the cruel in their observations on everyday life Love that while he speaks fast like most Irish people- he has slowed down his delivery for global audiences and his concepts are so plentiul he rarely swears except for appropriate emphasis in a live environment. Erudite Genius and too talented to indulge in bullying of anyone eg women, fat people/other groups like some UK and US and Australian comics do ( except for Billy Connolly a Scotsman of Irish parents who is also brilliantly surreal and Never cruel, bullying , racist or misogynistic) God bless them both.

I freeze all day. I burn up all night. This man is scary, how well he knows women.

@Maria-up2yv

4 жыл бұрын

says some guy

@soulwaves20000

4 жыл бұрын

Hulagan 808 l’m the fifth guy and l have no idea what’s going on.

@Twittler1

3 жыл бұрын

I’m the sixth guy and my brain hurts.

New Dylan Moran! What a gift on this fine morning! 😆

How he remembers all those lines is just amazing

"one person in a relationship cant do everything. Itd be unbalanced. So i test the crisps." 😂

One of the best things about being in a committed relationship is that you have someone to call you out on your bullshit and bad habits. Especially for us men. This is one reason married guys in their 40s and 50s do better than most of their single counterparts if they go back on the dating market. We dress better, we eat better, we have better manners and, most importantly, we know women better.

'Women Walking on Modern Flooring' is my new band name

God bless you! You are the first stand up comedian that I ever discovered and you are still the classiest! And I wish you a happy, good and safe life! (That's the wish that covers every thing as far as I can understand). Thank you for entertaining us - the modern day slaves, those around whom the Starbucks was originally built! 🎋

Dylan's wife sounds awesome 👍

@caroliner2029

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, she and I would get along well 😁

"A jelly baby with a few quid" I didn't come here to feel personally attacked...

"Marrying fissile material" Absolutely brilliant

I loved Black Books. Just wanted to say that.

"What about this one thinking about moving to Shrewsbury?"🤣🤣

A jelly baby with a few quid 😂

Dogs truly are awesome.. :)

@adorable3817

4 жыл бұрын

I know 🥰 we just got one a dog few months ago....and she's always soooo excited to see us when we rerun home. Like - she can't believe we're still alive 🤣 so cute 💜

If I had a scandalous affair with him, I'd call him Jelly Baby

@sophitsa79

4 жыл бұрын

@Josip Impressed?

@sophitsa79

4 жыл бұрын

@Josip because it's more fun that way - it's youtube.

Seen him live about a year ago. He seemed to emit a very low energy when performing but was still very entertaining. Still one my top five favourite comedians

Dylan Moran is a brilliant man

I will always love this man and his style of comedy. XD

The delivery of his quick wit is his genius!!! ❤

'Jelly baby with a few quid.' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can listen to Dylan Moran over and over again; I seem to never get tired his comic dialogues.

Dylan is a great observer of human nature.

"insane requirements for details". Hahaha

This is the ONLY comedian I binge watch. Repeatedly. No other comes close.

6:05 I was literally taking out my contacts. XD

I honestly thought at parts that the bit AND THEN THE CAGE COMES DOWN would be fitting. Absolutely glorious that he is back.

Nice to see Bernard Black doing well.

He's the best person I've watched in years. His humour touches every moment of life and makes you laugh. His humour has made my life so much happier

Absolutely original genius. There is no one like him.

“..some of you don’t understand science-it will sound like generalizations..”😂

Unbelievably hilarious!!! 🤣 And I don't think he breathes...

I love this man more than is allowable 😍

@caroliner2029

3 жыл бұрын

Relax! It's allowable. The woke anti fun police aren't here to spoil everything.😁

The man is a legend.

It had some good parts, but that last bit had me rolling! The timing and delivery was fanastic!

i have listened to this segment so many times that i know all of the punch lines and how he will deliver them, yet i STILL burst into uncontrollable laughter listening...

the absolute emperor of random

@chrisstark5317

3 жыл бұрын

That's so true

Dylan Moran is a comic genius!

Beyond brilliant!

"For those of you who don't understand science, it will sound like generalizations"

Last time I saw this guy, he was getting ripped apart by zombies.

@djkoz78

4 жыл бұрын

Same

Wine and great comedian...Dylan never cease to amaze me with his jokes...someone who knows you well 😂😅😂 it’s 100% true!

I love love this man so much. True genius.💜☮️💜

"..two charred stumps..."😂🤣

We need more Moran!

This is so densely packed with great material. Hilarious in a deep way. I just discovered him by typing in "British stand up comedians". Otherwise, i might never have found him. I hope he has a lot of videos on you tube.

@cathalorourke1

2 жыл бұрын

Just in case you may think he's British, I'll point out that he's not, he's Irish, although you can probably tell by the accent anyway.

Superb as ever.

Bernard: Old wine is good wine. Manny: Ah, but expensive wine is good wine. Bernard: Ah, but the older it is, the better it is. Manny: Yes, but the more expensive it is, the gooder it is.

"nobody told me I was marrying fissile material" fucking genius

I super love Dylan's stand ups, same as I loved him geniously submitting to the role of a frustrated bookshop owner in The Black Books. Amazingly observant guy.

Spot on. Still crying

God he's good His delivery is 2nd to none Love his stuff

Love Dylan Moran ! Especially in the sitcom “Black Books”.

@andreasv9472

3 жыл бұрын

LOVED black books

@blessedbees4247

3 жыл бұрын

@@andreasv9472 just wish there would have been more seasons.....

I loved Dylan Moran on Black's Books!!! Watched it several times!!!!!