Ha! I taught my 7 year old nephew to very loudly say "HOW DARE YOU!" anytime someone does something he doesn't like. He says it all the time to his parents. makes me laugh everytime.

@smokejaguarsix7757

2 жыл бұрын

Okay Greta.

@iansullivan9738

2 жыл бұрын

You're a master-level uncle.

@onelife7247

Жыл бұрын

💖

@adrianred236

Жыл бұрын

There's something deviously evil about you, how dare you.

@AfricanWithNoFlies

11 ай бұрын

My role model, agent of chaos. Love it

I saw this guy walking down the street in Edinburgh and I said omg hi and he gave me the look his character gives Bill Bailey's character when he thinks he's an idiot and it was wonderful.

@georgekingsley3972

3 жыл бұрын

@Jayceon Clay Yup, I've been using flixzone for years myself :)

His act is genius, as if these are just great monologues and thoughts he's having and we're just privileged to be in the right place at the right time to experience them haha

I went to one of his shows in England last year and before he came on stage someone put a box of eclairs there and now it all makes sense he asked for the eclairs it just feels even more hilarious

@shanhu7892

4 жыл бұрын

doctor who fan (9) OMG, whoever did that for him, is a genius. Hahahahaha! If I ever get the chance, I would love to put a box of eclairs for him! What a lovely idea.

@swine13

4 жыл бұрын

Did he accept the eclair? After all that fuss, he must eat all the eclairs we give him.

@a.lice_7

4 жыл бұрын

@@swine13 actually i don't think he did he made a joke about them being the cheap kind though :D

Listened to this at 12am. I got to "spiders trying to eat my eyebrows" and I almost suffocated to death laughing, while simultaniously trying not to make a sound, so not to wake anyone else in the house. I can't do this XD

@purpledreamer9654

4 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 It's nearly 1 am and I am trying not to wake up the rest of the family because I am giggling so much 🤭 He is brilliantly funny 😁😄😁

Black Books was genius, the chemistry among the 3 of them was amazing

"Fierce mild" cracked me up! Very Irish indeed! Oh, I miss them...

@zsuzsannaroehnelt2595

4 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh a sad little chuckle.

@johnsheehan254

4 жыл бұрын

111 y

@GrandmasterFerg

4 жыл бұрын

"It's wicked close"

This guy is genius! “Be realistic” he is right about and is loaded with so much passive aggression, and many terrible things completely.

There is just never enough Dylan Moran. Never.

I've blocked the door with huge lumps of turkish delight and i'm listening to show tunes

It was like i was watching the ramblings of a drunk guy hahaha. This guy is brilliant.

@joeyleyshon-jones386

4 жыл бұрын

PowerfulLighting he probably was though 😂

Luv that cheeky Irish smile he has😚

I searched up Dylan Moran because I missed his acts. I remember watching them several years ago, and I'm so happy to see new people discovering him 😁

Oh, how I'd love for him to play the Doctor in _Doctor Who!_ Especially if infused with a lot of his personality, or that of his Bernard Black character (assuming there is even a difference).

@saoirsedeltufo7436

4 жыл бұрын

The public would be outraged if the Doctor wasn't British... though I totally agree, he'd be fantastic

@FutureChaosTV

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, a hyperactive, slightly psychedelic, slightly drunk Tom Baker figure.

@billie-joesgimp7981

4 жыл бұрын

@@saoirsedeltufo7436 the older dr was scottish.

@saoirsedeltufo7436

4 жыл бұрын

Billie-Joes Gimp Scotland is in Britain...

@billie-joesgimp7981

4 жыл бұрын

@@saoirsedeltufo7436 and so is Ireland where Dylan Moran is from.

My Grandma knew the language of love too well. I miss her and her cake

As a scottish person its good to know Irish folk exist haha we get each other .

@jjrj9343

4 жыл бұрын

Surprisingly, the Aussie mentality is pretty similar too. Always liked you folks

@dawnbastan2208

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, people from Connecticut love him, too! 💖💖

@jamesnolan4412

3 жыл бұрын

Well Scotland was first settled by Irish people...

@rippedtorn2310

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesnolan4412 Never heard of The Picts or An Cruithneach in Gadhlig ?

This guy is amazingly funny. Clever and cynical. Love it.

@dawnbastan2208

4 жыл бұрын

He's perfect!!

I do not understand how i have never heard of him before this day?? The covid news ( even seeing the headlines) was driving me to search for anything, anybody to gimme a friggin break..and i clicked on Dylan..and not only is he the funniest..but he's Like, TOTALLY ( LOL, YEAH ;) my hero now. Completely wiped the headlines from my mind for the last 3 plus hours.. What a relief.. a bit like having had your bladder full for a day and finally getting a chance to pee.

@Richard_Jones

4 жыл бұрын

If you like him try his brilliant but short lived sitcom Black Books.

@nono7105

4 жыл бұрын

I just replied to tell you to check out Black Books, but I see someone has already. Good show.

3:34 this man is a genius. Absolutely love you Dylan, can't count the number of times I've watched Black Books. Had me in tears!

@nono7105

4 жыл бұрын

I need a beard seeking missile.

@Vigilante311

2 жыл бұрын

I once watched the entire series in one day

@pixiejenkins

Жыл бұрын

LOL You may never see this BUT I’m from the future lol (well 2yrs after this video was posted) and I posted exactly the same “video time” you did when I was first viewing it and hadn’t seen your comment. Lol We should get married. I love chocolate and a bit of bun. Hahahaaaaa

I use "fierce mild" all the time. Great turn of phrase

There should be an official "Drunken comedy." Where comedians get progressively drunk on stage and improvise as they wish.

@mfay6933

3 жыл бұрын

Except he'd gotten sober before this special. His mind is just insane. Otherwise totally agree

@mahmutkelbas8175

3 жыл бұрын

try Jim Jefferies.guy's almost always drunk on his shows and he keeps drinking while on the stage.

@Lazarus-aap

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be a contender

@kezgordon6522

3 жыл бұрын

Doug Stanhope was really good at that. Then he got slightly more sober and still killed it

@samlush586

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure being intoxicated is a part of his act, but I doubt he was actually drinking before his shoes, just after

He's like an Irish Eddie Izzard, brilliant!

GENIUS!!! So underappreciated....

@Automedon2

4 жыл бұрын

International tour, full house, laughing their asses off doesn't seem that unappreciated to me

@dawnbastan2208

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@rhythmandblues_alibi

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he's pretty popular, don't think he's underappreciated hey.

He's amazing isn't he? 😍

@Adam7ep

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

17 year old - “I’m going to let my hair grow.” 67 year old - “I’m going to let my eyebrows grow.”

I'm sitting in my room at four in the morning cackling!

MORE DYLAN MORAN!!!

@dawnbastan2208

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

"Eyebrows! I had eyebrows, people used to come from nearby just to touch them." 😂😂😂😂😂 Fucking quality.

God, this makes me wish Black Books had lasted longer.

@crawford1083

4 жыл бұрын

Hear hear, The genus of DM and Bill Bailey and Tamsin Greig

@mydogsioux

4 жыл бұрын

That's up there with Fawlty Towers, Coupling and Black Adder. All shows that were brilliant and too short.

@janetdonald9801

4 жыл бұрын

Oh how I love that show 💕

@crawford1083

4 жыл бұрын

@@mydogsioux Hear hear. Though it may have been the case that it stays brilliant because it wasn't flogged to death! Glad you like Coupling, I thought that was superb!

@poppymoon1165

4 жыл бұрын

Saaame😭

I love describing the weather as Fierce Mild :D

"All Irish people.. look like they trying.. to hide other people.. inside them." Lmfao

Incredibly talented, love him, love the Irish.

I could listen to this over and over again. Well...I do! Irreverent. Brilliant. Hilarious. Good medicine!

He was in fine form that night 😂

Great Irish storyteller.

Authentically hilarious

@dawnbastan2208

4 жыл бұрын

He really is!!

Why do I have images of him standing in a church saying all this stuff. That would be like the best minister ever. Just doing a massive rant on everything in the bible. LOL 🤣🤣

@clarinamascarenhas7499

4 жыл бұрын

That would be a perfect sitcom.

@user-ow6vv3pn3v

4 жыл бұрын

Hm... That is a crazy good idea, no joke.

@TheLadyDelirium

4 жыл бұрын

@@clarinamascarenhas7499 I'd definitely watch it

@presentfuture7563

4 жыл бұрын

Father Moran's Mad Mass

@swine13

4 жыл бұрын

Bernardhism. You could be a Bernardhist Monk.

The Beautiful Irish. from a Scot.

@TheLadyDelirium

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Scottish too and love Irish people.

@missimccarthy8408

4 жыл бұрын

We love the Scots. It's your accent. It's beautiful

@TheLadyDelirium

4 жыл бұрын

@@missimccarthy8408 I love the Irish accent, it sounds so musical 🎶

@calvindonnely630

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone loves the irish!!

@infinitusfinitus

3 жыл бұрын

He lives in Scotland :) I ran into him in Edinburgh a couple of years ago.

Whole thing is hilarious but at time stamp about 8:30 until the end, was out loud belly laughing. What a sense of humor this guy has! 😂😂😂😂

I've never laughed so hard, funniest comic that is, your great

@dawnbastan2208

4 жыл бұрын

He's amazing!

"Cake is the language of love" - quality.

"I call it channeling Barbara" I'm DEAD.

Dylan is a genius, I have watched his videos countless times 🤣

Am i the only one who heard him say “an ice cream van in the rain”

IT WAS FIERCE MILD! PLEASE DONT KILL ME I'M JUST OFF THE TRAIN! I'M UPSTAIRS PAINTING MY KNEES WITH YOUR EXPENSIVE CREAMES! EYEBROWS!? I HAD EYEBROWS! PEOPLE USED TO COME FROM NEARBY JUST TO TOUCH THEM!! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

“Dysentery!” Lmaooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂

we should clone dylan and have him come by in every neighbourhoud household at tea time

This man is brilliant. His social commentary is hilarious. Get a man ! I don’t speak pipe or hammer !

It was me, breathing 😂😂😂😂😂

Fantastic man

@TrickOrRetreat

4 жыл бұрын

🤗 brilliant

how many ads can we fit in one video?.....hold my beer

I’m fortunate to live alone. Haven’t disappointed anyone, walked on eggshells. Forgotten any important dates. Two years of not having to listen to other peoples music or how their parents treated them growing up.

@edna.c.s

Жыл бұрын

Same here, it's heaven

@SamuelBlack84

9 ай бұрын

Likewise. But, I definitely miss getting physical

I just love this guy.

almost suffocated whilst laughing

LoL thank you man

You have good/ appreciated insight into the an Alien human existence. I loved listening

Thought this guy died in Shaun of the Dead

@swine13

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but they come back to life as zombies, remember? He must have got better after some rest and lemon tea.

You are absolutely amazing-

This lays it out nicely.

F, me he really is Dave Allen re-incarnated. Very funny

Seem him live ...hes awesome 👍🙂

It's cake now. Not a slice,not a piece but Cake. It seems to make it socially acceptable

I would totally buy a Toyota Hiroshima! 😂

@seanys

2 жыл бұрын

And would use it to tow my massive boat, "Tsunami," down to the boat ramp.

Dave Allen lives on ❤

Is it just me or does he sound constantly drunk

@leerussell9954

4 жыл бұрын

They all are

@padraigpearse1551

4 жыл бұрын

@@leerussell9954 Irish people?

@leerussell9954

4 жыл бұрын

@@padraigpearse1551 uh... dark haired people?

@neon-rust

4 жыл бұрын

@@padraigpearse1551 Comedians?

@poppymoon1165

4 жыл бұрын

I hope for Lee Russell’s sake he’s drunk cos he didn’t understand that simple question

Toyota Hiroshimas xD

@RushlanMurshed

3 жыл бұрын

died XD

How incapable was that cameraman who constantly cut off half of his head but made absolutely sure his shoes were in the shot???

still going strong in 2019!

Does he know a very popular brand of makeup is called Urban Decay?

lol who said that? irish people are beautiful! I think it's the place with the most green eyes too! most beautiful eye colour.

He's definitely an original...

DYLAN MORAN I LOVE YOU!!!

Funny as! 🤣🤣

HAhahahaha, so funny, just the finest.

_"Around Limerick, chance of fierce mild weather. Otherwise dreadfully calm"_

I would disagree with Dylan on the weather thing, only because I had a Spanish girlfriend who wanted to know why the British talk about the weather all the time. To which I said "Because we have it." I had to point out that in Spain has either really hot, or cooler, versions of really sunny. 🌞 Whilst in the UK it can begin nice, becoming really warm followed by rain, sleet and/or snow followed by getting warm before the sun goes down again. 🙂

@ivonaivona668

6 ай бұрын

You clearly haven't been to the North of Spain 😊

@dambrooks7578

6 ай бұрын

@@ivonaivona668 only Salamanca, Madrid, Valladolid, Ciadad Rodrigou as well as the typical British holiday season stuff because before I was in charge I was subject to parents and then the idioms of an isolated city just half an hour from the Portuguese border 🛂 and my free wheeling to Oviedo before home to London again but as I said I was reiterating Dr. Hernandez' words, although she wasn't Dr. Hernandez at that time.

Guy reminds me a lot of Dave Allen.

Brilliant 🖖🏽

Is he still around, can he be the new Snape? I love this guy

Why have I only just found this?

@janethockey3297

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie Holland Watch his Black Books show

Came here for Dylan's stuff. 🍰

"where am I?...am I dead or have I joined some kind of cult?" - Bernard Black "Go away! I am in our room rubbing your creams into my knees because I want to see what happens" - Dylan Moran

Ya, try being in a lineup for soup kitchen, and suddenly in your face is a sign that says “grow up”

Dave Allen. A great compliment

cropping 4:3 videos to fit 16:9 should be illegal

Now we know where the weather is

This guy is very good...

He's so cute

@dawnbastan2208

4 жыл бұрын

Totally

What a lovable drunk he is.

Bloody funny.

Krishnurtmati said if you have to eat cream buns eat cream buns. I drink beer .

GIMMI CAKE!!

It was fierce mild

This Dylan guy is completely whack. Love it.

12:55 🤣🤣🤣

Hall of famer 🏆💛⚜️🌟

i laughed hardest since 5 years ir so

He killed, I watched it twice.

For anyone new to DM: Black Books!!

Dylan Moran is now my favorite comedian. My only problem is that I don't understand everything that he says when he talks too fast. I'm used to the American accent. But I love him.