"Neurotic, bad for me; psychotic, bad for you". Bloody brilliant.

I'm sorry but I think I just found a cure for depression. Hanging out in a field playing with sheep then having a sandwich sounds lovely.

@comettamer

4 жыл бұрын

Make sure ya cut off the crusts!

@comettamer

4 жыл бұрын

@1&only ant-i-christ The Welsh have always been a strange sort anyway...

@jenniferjuniper97

4 жыл бұрын

It works!

@jenniferjuniper97

4 жыл бұрын

It did wonders for St. Patrick!

@owenfitzgerald3219

4 жыл бұрын

He's so much more.

"Where does a sheep even begin?!" Most insightful line I have ever heard.

@pjsmoulder

3 жыл бұрын

At conception.

@orphanoforbit7588

2 жыл бұрын

Insightful? Ever heard? Are you sure?

@chappingcleeks76

2 жыл бұрын

They're all blurry around the edges....vaugest creature ever. I'm in tears

" I did not run, I just wasn't there anymore" this is poetry.

I don't like sheep, they're too fookin vague" - Tommy Tiernan

@bashboi4074

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, best description

@loribernardisunwell9663

3 жыл бұрын

One of the best lines/observations ever... I live in a small town with lots of farms and sheep everywhere and they really are vague LMAO 😆

@KingEire

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a Mr.bean avatar 😂😂

@mikrikbell

3 жыл бұрын

@@KingEire yes, I'm a Beanatar 🤓

@KingEire

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikrikbell 😂😂😂😂

Tommy has the most authentic Irish voice on the world stage I think, his witticisms and the way he articulates his experiences around the place in Ireland always make me laugh hard as it’s so true when you think about it. Brings me way back to my rural Irish roots. Thanks Tommy.

@cupoftea2957

2 жыл бұрын

Check out Dylan Moran if you don’t know him, equally great!

"I didn't run...I just...wasn't there anymore!"😂😂😂

Sigmund Freud said that Irish people are impervious to psychoanalysis is it is useless to even try. I am Irish and where I am from we welcome anyone that is a bit eccentric or mad as it breaks the boredom of normal life. I could tell you a million stories of people in my area. Here is one for example A fella who drinks in out pub got a heart attack one day at home. He tried to ring a few a few people but no one answered so he drove himself to the hospital but he went down the coast road as he had no tax and insurance on the car and he wanted to avoid the cops 😂😂😂 Off he drove clutching his chest. Lol

@scamwitness6594

3 жыл бұрын

Omg. Somewhere in Laois?

@bluskygames536

3 жыл бұрын

@@scamwitness6594 Yes, a coast road, in Laois

3 жыл бұрын

@Aisling Hayes Classic insult adopted as badge of pride.

@user-oo8wt3hr1t

3 жыл бұрын

If only there was some sort of van that rushed to your house and collects you when you ring emergency services

@KingEire

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-oo8wt3hr1t You'd be quicker driving especially living in certain areas

Best thing about this guy. He could be a comedian booked for the gig. Could also be some crazy irishman who got onto the stage somehow and started ranting. If you weren't familiar with his work there'd be no way to be sure.

@Masterchiefkf3

4 жыл бұрын

DiabolicalGenius I’m very familiar with his body of work, and I’m still not sure.

@olliephelan

4 жыл бұрын

By his own admission , hes both. (its his opening line)

@afrog2666

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin truth right there lmao xD

@emmcatherine1460

4 жыл бұрын

Hi , You are so right.Light and Love Along your path and Laughter.

@comettamer

4 жыл бұрын

Yup. Hes like Billy Connolly's crazy Irish cousin.

'I'm not good by meself or with people' -pretty much sums up being an Irishman.

@johnmc3862

2 жыл бұрын

Father Ted quote.

@fearnpol4938

Жыл бұрын

It’s the same being a Highlander!

@lorenheard2561

Жыл бұрын

That must be why I talk to myself to keep myself sane,I pretend someone's listening... So I go the extra mile and answer myself!!😉🤣☘️👍

@wendi2819

6 ай бұрын

Sooooo that's where I get it from, my wee great -grandmammy pure Irish. (A Dillon in America) 😜

As a psychologist, the borderline stuff is GOLD

@junehatter8479

4 жыл бұрын

As somebody with borderline, I was losing my shit. "Not okay alone... or with people"

@jenniferjuniper97

4 жыл бұрын

@@junehatter8479 spot-on!

@xDokuhabix

4 жыл бұрын

It’s funny but inaccurate af, it’s an old outdated and currently unused definition. I’m borderline and it doesn’t help the stigma.

@amberlance3221

4 жыл бұрын

Such an accurate description of BPD 👌 I personally appreciated how he was able to put a comical spin on it.. BPD can be exhausting and at times embarrassing but this video was refreshing, very clever.

@jenniferjuniper97

4 жыл бұрын

@@amberlance3221 I hear you. The Irish know instinctively the 'medical model' approach to mental health care is lacking.

"We'd need a half time after Ramadan!"🤣❤🙏🏾🇮🇪🍀

@karoma7898

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin wish!

@Nostrabath

3 жыл бұрын

5:43 ... need a half time during Ramadan, so we would

Did the whole set yelling his ass off, absolute legend

"You think you have it bad, wait'll you see this fella!! Roll the tape!!" 😆😆😆

@ruthrichardson9717

4 жыл бұрын

"Now for the weather! It's gonna be pissin' rain!!" 🤣

Neurotic bad for me, psychosis bad for you 🤣🤣

@markkond8565

4 жыл бұрын

That delivery is killer!

@vadaski5038

4 жыл бұрын

Drop the snap

@RichHobo

4 жыл бұрын

Psychotic

Saint Patrick’s day in the middle of lent 😂😂

@jennymullen4950

4 жыл бұрын

Sweet Jaysus, when u see it written down it really hits home! Never underestimate the written word!

@ciangibbons6643

3 жыл бұрын

Now you see, we figured out we could declare St Patrick's Day to be the one type of day that overrides lent, but only for the Irish

I saw him a few years ago in Belfast on the night the new Pope was elected. He was hilarious. I'll never forget his description of the introduction of the new Pope. "One old bewildered looking gentleman introducing another old bewildered looking gentleman " i still smile when I think of it.

So glad Tommy's finally getting noticed. He really is the most brilliant one out there.

@OhEidirsceoil

4 жыл бұрын

Are you serious. Tommy was noticed ages ago.

@orlaoto5794

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously? He's been pulling big crowds for two decades. Best of all was when he went understated in Derry Girls.

@alrightguvna1727

3 жыл бұрын

Irish Michael Mcintyre

@rico76

3 жыл бұрын

@Paul Henry Kelly I recently discovered him, I'm in Las Vegas USA. I only wish I found him sooner, he is one of few that make me actually laugh out when watching him.

@orphanoforbit7588

2 жыл бұрын

What on God's earth are you talking about "finally getting noticed"? He's been hammering it for over two decades. The whole world knows who he is. "finally getting noticed" 😂😂😂😂

The dental equivalent of a comb cover 😂😂😂😂😂😂

him and Dylan Moran are batshit and i love it. best kind of humour

"So I let a few roars out of me." Completely logical reaction to the circumstances.

He's like an Irish Robin Williams.

@kathrynmorton7262

4 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@williampb4166

3 жыл бұрын

High praise!

@osvaldwulf9960

3 жыл бұрын

But this guy is funny. Robin Williams isn't funny. Lol. For real though.

@hey_its_travis

3 жыл бұрын

With all his own material

@wildatlanticwitch5942

3 жыл бұрын

I dunno now, he's great but we've much better. He's just super well known for some reason

I like how he can always have you vividly imagining he’s story’s.

Irish humour at it's finest. Got me laughing all the day long.

"I just wasn't there anymore" I've been laughing for an hour

How the hell does he come up with his jokes like with other stand ups there is a bit of a formula but with Tommy anything could come out of his mouth

Someone tell 80's Billy Connolly we've found his lunatic Irish brother.

@ambermartin3961

4 жыл бұрын

Billy is Scottish, though........

@xWHITExEAGLEx

4 жыл бұрын

@@ambermartin3961 I think he knows that.

@KamaraNoir

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Bootrosgali

4 жыл бұрын

@Patrick Ancona maybe the one person who can actually pull it off, which is just one something in itself he is doing.

@Bootrosgali

4 жыл бұрын

Anyway he is way more manic and dealing with his own madness to think about it

Pure Celtic genius we knew we weren’t going to make it forty days

LOL - Love Tommy. He's just untamed and on the edge.

he is on Derry girls tv series, the funniest part is that his character hardly talks in the series

@ZurielMana

3 жыл бұрын

Love his character. That grandad never gives him a fecking break. Love the show.

@dogma3705

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to take that as a recommendation, starting series one right now

@EMMYK1916

3 жыл бұрын

He has his own talk show on rte 1 in Ireland. He doesn't know who the guest is until they come out. He's actually a very insiteful & deep person. An excellent listener. Definitely recommend it.

@Not_Invisible_117

3 жыл бұрын

I love that show.

@blackhokage1744

3 жыл бұрын

@@Not_Invisible_117 😊 cant wait for season 3

Haven't seen him in years so this was a great treat. He's so under rated.

Now THAT is a performance.

I need to visit Ireland, i would get along with the peeps there.

@christina4012

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@EricCartman1st

4 жыл бұрын

This guy is just another lad down the pub in Ireland you’d love it .

@idc5309

3 жыл бұрын

Unlike Tommy, who does not get along with the sheeps there

*”I don’t like sheep...their too vague!* 😂😂😂

The hand motion that goes with the "big, false eyelashes" just cracks me up😂

Was in Ireland once, brilliant weird people there, loved it . Need to get back

I love love love this man. NO one can make me laugh like he can.

This makes me feel so much better about myself. Also, I may move to Ireland. I might fit in more over there lol

@kalayne6713

3 жыл бұрын

I am, just waiting to sell the farm in Australia and I 'm off to the west coast of Ireland, cool, misty and no snakes. And best people in the world, all us lunatics!

@susanpower2649

3 жыл бұрын

@@kalayne6713 the very best of luck to you. Hope all goes well. You'll enjoy it here!

@lorenheard2561

Жыл бұрын

@@kalayne6713 Truly hope you can!!💖☘️👍💯🐦🕊️

@aidangriffiths5075

7 ай бұрын

Come on over, we'll have the craic

@johnrockyryan

2 ай бұрын

Your all welcome over if your a lunatic like Tommy and myself come on over

Love you Tommy ! From one lunatic,to another.A great life to you,and many more laughs than tears!

Got to love to listen to the Irish talk !!

'' the dental equivalent of a comb over''- class🤣

I have Borderline Personality Disorder. The description is so accurate I’m cracking up 🤣🤣

Everyting about this makes me feel better about me self.

Roll the Tape ... Look.... It will be pissing rain all week .. LMFAO omg..

Tommy at his usual best ..🤣🤣✨☘️💚 mad as a bag of cats

Celtic Genius... Hahahahahaha

Absolutely fecking brilliant tommy tiernan.

He really funny, love his accent! Could listen to him talk all day. Cheers!😃

The flip side to Dylan Moran's doomy absurd surrealism. Fecking superb.

I lived in Ireland for two years. The only time it didn’t rain was when I went away on fucking holiday!

@nutty672

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍

He gives off Gene Wilder vibes.

@natashagoode501

4 жыл бұрын

His crazy first cousin hehe

@thebeav79

4 жыл бұрын

If Gene Wilder and Dennis Miller had an Irish baby...

@brandyf1932

4 жыл бұрын

@@thebeav79 Oy! Riiiight!

@josephfigliuolo7286

4 жыл бұрын

So true, Gene was always shouting!!

@adamhardcourt9428

4 жыл бұрын

@@thebeav79 that's funny, because Gene wilder actually tried to adopt an Irish child back in the 70s. while making a movie in Ireland, true fact.

This guy puts me in mind of what would happen if you combined Dennis Miller with Robin Williams packaged with an Irish accent

Captured Irish people on the edge perfectly.

The never children crying out... Omg LMAO

" Now the weather, it piss and rain all week " 😆😅😀😂

I think I'll strive to become that mad in every day life, guys a genius, love it

Loved his "come on Eileen" song back in the day

@stevemcgarrett303

4 жыл бұрын

No kidding right?

Sheep jokes killed me. 😆

I saw him on his World Tour of Leitrim, he's an incredible raconteur.

Im Borderline and I laughed till I cried. On point

@themaggattack

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. All of it. And the only time he gets calm & quiet is when he says: "I. Have. A few. Mental. Health. Issues." Disturbingly identifiable. 👌

@250watts

4 жыл бұрын

Millennial?? He was born in 1970!

My goodness, I just laughed until I cried!

Only the Irish take the piss out of ourselves 🤣🤣🤣brillant tommy 💚💚

I have been following Tommy for years. Just love him.

watching this gave me a sore throat

@josephfigliuolo7286

4 жыл бұрын

Lily Collins 😅

@HomemakerDaze

4 жыл бұрын

That's Rona

@beelzeboss9631

3 жыл бұрын

@@HomemakerDaze haha original joke, very funny 11/10

"Never give a lunatic ,The heel of a loaf of bread" Peak Tiernan

When l watch tommy I'm convinced there's some wee thing amiss in this man's head . That's what makes him such a brilliant comedian

The bad dog bit though.... I pissed on his papers. Lmfao.

He presents great talk show on rte,asks profound questions and the best part was he doesn't know who's walking out - surprise guests.some ppl he recognises,some are obscure but have great stories to. It's like eavesdropping in a bar on hols

One of the few who are actually funny. He's funny just standing there smiling.😊🐝❤

I didn't run, I just wasn't there anymore pmsl My mate got sheep he loves this story Well down big man Tommy

The Pringles joke makes me laugh and hate myself at the same time. Thanks, Tommy, I really needed to feel that before God took me off this feckin' Earth.

@Germatti13489

4 жыл бұрын

A nickname given to me from a friend when I was a teenager (46 years ago) was Pringles.

@whispersmith

Жыл бұрын

@@Germatti13489 what was the source of it

Omg this gave me the best laugh! I am here from KZread. What a gem

been following tommy since 2016. this guy is just mindblowing.

Canadians seem like a bright, positive and enthusiastic bunch.

@acerpro101

6 жыл бұрын

IrishBard yeah we are, well most of us, but we got the same exact problems as the US except with 10x less people so it doesnt seem so bad lol

@annettegill2711

3 жыл бұрын

Getting fat, too much drink.

@gailgrandel2432

2 жыл бұрын

Why, thank you. We try.

got to love Tommy!

Brings me back to life 😭😭😭😭

I knew I should've went to ireland instead of england..damn it!

@adamhardcourt9428

4 жыл бұрын

Bad mistake bud, ireland is the most amazing place I've ever visited, the people, the scenery the whole vibe of the place. There's nothing like it.

@ClezVideos

4 жыл бұрын

You’re welcome to visit us anytime ❤️

@stephaniemarie2074

4 жыл бұрын

@@adamhardcourt9428 trying to find a place that doesnt hate americans is very hard lol

@adamhardcourt9428

4 жыл бұрын

@@stephaniemarie2074 finding anywhere on the planet that doesn't hate Americans would be quite hard to be honest lol

@stephaniemarie2074

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamhardcourt9428 yes, that's why we all just need to stay in america lol

This explains all the mental disorders in my family! We're Irish and I love it!

"pulling meself asunder" Shakespeare couldn't create a line so poetic.

pullin’ me self asunder 😂

Tommy is one of my favourite comedians. If you watch his own TV program, you'll see he is extremely smart and astute. It's weird to see the character he plays in Derry Girls since he's so completely different. And, no, most Irish people don't yell. They're a very quiet people. As an American, I've had to learn to tone down.

@orlaoto5794

4 жыл бұрын

No we do yell. We just speak quietly around Americans to shut them up.

This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣

Never have i been so afraid of someone so funny lol

That was a great performance!

Tommy is lucky he's not locked up in one of those places 😂

Never children of the future...🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Tommy is the best!!

BRILLIANT lunacy🤣🤣🤣

I've never heard Borderline Personality described so well.

Tommy at his finest!! 👏👏👏

"When you were mad, we'd just tell you to fuck off!" Best joke of the special, idc

Yes I agree. Tommy is so so funny as Yes he acts the part so well.

The bread. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

Saint patrick s day in middle of lent, a celtic genius 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Basically i not good alone, or with people! Lol

Love this guy! I need a drink too when things are getting tough, some of the old Irish (and Scottish) in me. Thank god/dess!

He is on the new series Derry Girls as the father.

@snowfort77

4 жыл бұрын

Derry Girls is awesome.

@alanpacholski2788

4 жыл бұрын

And he is an entirely different character than this and it's nuts

@lordythegreat88

4 жыл бұрын

Thats where I knew his face from! Was killing me lol

@johnrussell1115

4 жыл бұрын

No one cares.

@adriansalsahot7367

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnrussell1115 👎👎

That fresh ass sense of STYLE!!

"How Ireland dealt with lunatics" They gave them a microphone, threw them on a stage and told them to tell jokes.

@COM70

3 жыл бұрын

R13h D exchange the word stage for pub and you are spot on.

@nastiavolynska

3 жыл бұрын

You guys are fantastic! 😂😂😂👌👏

@cityhawk

2 жыл бұрын

Want to assure that you’re children will grow up and go to therapy for many, many years? Give them an Irish mother.

when life gets to be too much, i come to tommy tiernan for wisdom.