Who actually saw Cats? I need reviews.

@conspiracybear1564

4 жыл бұрын

I smoked a doob & went to see it. I left soon as people in the theater started clapping for dame judy dench when she came on screen. I was like DONE! ...BYE! I think theater kids really like cats or some shit cos some people there were pumped for that shitty movie. Bunch of furries & theater kids man.

@DailyNugget

4 жыл бұрын

I was dragged to it. You can't imagine the horror, my baby. My heart sank when the first cat came on screen. I knew I was in for my generation's version of D-Day.

@smokeybobandis4617

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody. Nobody saw cats.

@AyanTheAlien

4 жыл бұрын

I will never watch it & here's your review, "It's Cats"😸

@AyanTheAlien

4 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for you to talk more about Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead. So happy you're in it🤙

The whole cast thought they were getting Oscars when they signed on for this lmao

@kathyvictoria6059

4 жыл бұрын

Frankie Rollins lmfaoooo you know it’s true!

@Francisah

4 жыл бұрын

Taylor: I’m gonna be a movie star! Movie: bombs Curb your enthusiasm song plays.

@repairdepartment5918

4 жыл бұрын

They did get them. They were paid in hot dogs

@keithremedy

4 жыл бұрын

Deadass they though it was going to be phantom of the opera or some shit

@travis9260

4 жыл бұрын

Frankie Rollins cats isn’t her first movie role

my actual cats are offended by these people appropriating their culture

@mre8269

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ruthanna4713

4 жыл бұрын

Especially the music, cheap copy

@garywright4106

4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe people still where catface in 2020. SMH

@weirdoshit3504

4 жыл бұрын

@@garywright4106 lol

@freebee8221

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I heard that the people who are playing cats arent even real cats?!? Thats cat-facing. Offensive to cats.

"And Jason derulo is in it " That picture of Jason as a cat I'm dead

@keithremedy

4 жыл бұрын

ghostdogblack4747 that’s what made me laugh

@TheTheode

4 жыл бұрын

BOOP BOOP BOOp BOO BOO Boo

I work at the movies and we usually start cleaning the theatre halfway through because everyone walks out lmfao

@StoneColdFox17

4 жыл бұрын

So glad I didn't let my guy friend drag me to see that- I was like too much CGI, BYE!!

@solidusmusique

4 жыл бұрын

Megan Leigh y’gah’boyf?

@StoneColdFox17

4 жыл бұрын

@D I He's been dating a girl for the last decade, lol

@StoneColdFox17

4 жыл бұрын

@@solidusmusique I have guy friends I grew up with, but no boyfriend for the last year or so..

@untrustingfruit

4 жыл бұрын

Oh that was you? Gtfo while I'm trying to watch cats

'SIR Ian McKellen wasn't even that in to it.. and he's gay!'

If the movie was just Chris talking about how shitty the movie was, it would have made so much more money. lmao.

@shayekingsley7340

4 жыл бұрын

@@mcmacshalfilya Who knows. But I would pay the $12.50 movie ticket to see him shit on Cats 😂🤣

They sent the actors to CAT SCHOOL so they can move like a real cat. Then they left their HUMAN HANDS on the cats bodies.

@chadwarden593

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention a cat dying of tetanus doesn't even move like that shit

@abigailkaptain4405

4 жыл бұрын

They should've just had them adopt a cat and watch how they move and watch the 80's Cats. 80's Cats is the shit man.

Why does Chris sound like Jean-Ralphio Saperstein when he sings 😂😂💀

@theflanman420420

4 жыл бұрын

Ramsey Bivona cause technically im homeless

@jakerussell7249

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

“YOU do the math. Calculate that my babies” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO

@mcmacshalfilya

4 жыл бұрын

It's been calculated 🔣

Dude, I died when he started to turn into Eminem!!!!

@austinjrb

4 жыл бұрын

Hubble.-. _ "bCauSe JAsOn DevOoR gOt HiS CoCK CGI'd OuT" 🤣😂😂

How didn’t they cast Chris as the head cat.

@lihkin136

4 жыл бұрын

He's too young

@quintonwinslow9354

4 жыл бұрын

He looks more like an angry eagle 🦅

@chrisl7924

4 жыл бұрын

Too much of a lanky bird

@fvictor77

4 жыл бұрын

Did ya hear, papa john wants us to eat 50 pizzas in 30 days as a New Years resolution

@johnhenderson6840

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah...he is a huge pussy

I'm so glad that movie bombed

“Don’t get a cat” - Henderson

@maximumstromboli4024

4 жыл бұрын

James Warner I came here for a comment with Henderson in it thank you

@johnhenderson6840

4 жыл бұрын

I did say this

@raphythemighty2613

4 жыл бұрын

Looooool

@gabrielsilvas7105

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@drftismer

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking Love that show and that Baby is in it

They were already in too deep to stop production when they realized this was a terrible idea

Anytime someone asks me if I can do anything from now on: “You do the math”

I legit abandoned my cats after watching this movie.

@illumindonnaughty

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@StoneColdFox17

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@SKPonr

4 жыл бұрын

You look like you were abandoned aswell

@rachelo9067

4 жыл бұрын

Phatsaxxz DUDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@PhilosopherFool

4 жыл бұрын

That doesn't sound very jellicle of you

When Chris is like "What you gon' do with that big cat butt..." I cried tears of mirth

@tatatheretiktok6031

4 жыл бұрын

Are those mirthy tears better or worse than tears of joy? Asking for a friend

@fredpierce9610

4 жыл бұрын

TaTa There TikTok dumb question

3:37 I was completely surprised when Chris started playing the water bottle flute 😂😂💕

Cats is the weird dream you get when you chug a bottle of robitussin when you've got pneumonia. I mean Nightmare.

@loganstriker2973

4 жыл бұрын

I've had fucked up experiences from drinking 'tussin in my early 20s. 2003ish. Drank a bottle and I got messed up. No damage to myself but just a fucked up experience that I would never want to go through again.

@skyscraper908

4 жыл бұрын

@@loganstriker2973 here's your cookie. Oh wait I ate it during your story.

If Will Smith is protagonist, antagonist and director, isn't gemini man just a will smith home video?

@deadpoolgaming997

4 жыл бұрын

Probably he’s worst movie, other then that He’s a Movie God with Reynolds and DiCaprio

I swear when I first saw the trailer for this movie I was laughing because I thought it was an SNL skit or something...

Oh sh**, the "We aren't just regular cats, we're cat people" The freaking delivery on "I side with Jason" so great

“The LSD times of the 80’s”

@MeanLaQueefa

4 жыл бұрын

Dolce Luxe 60s

Jeremy Renner having the cat ears killed me 😂

I love Chris' "... ... ... ... kay?!" Thing that he does lmao

@zachlasseter9788

4 жыл бұрын

Bill Hicks, godfather of 'kay

Everytime he sings the wrong Memories song 😂😂😂

This shows, that Thundercats will never be made as a live action film

@creativebeetle

4 жыл бұрын

Best case scenario they just make everyone into humans and have manes and tiger stripes etc on their clothing somehow.

@silverman824

4 жыл бұрын

good

@apollocreed9977

4 жыл бұрын

Dennis Feklistov gene splicing on a experimental terra formed planet

@aa.4639

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was made? 🤔

I'll never get tired of Chris ranting about cats. im crying looooooool.

"Some divorced guy saying lead with the shoulders" "Idris elba's definitely into it cuz he's 50 and DJ-ing now.." lmaooo this was hilarious

Best unintentional Quentin Tarantino impression of all time 8:18

Imagine being a fly on the wall during the meeting where they OK'd this movie!

@lihkin136

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay Rock Jinx Ha.. close enough 😂

@ROFO79

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a fly on the cat food in that meeting.

@MojiBeau

4 жыл бұрын

I want to be the fly on the wall at the first executive screening to watch the panic set in

@rainbowbabyblog5995

4 жыл бұрын

Cats pitch meeting is out there

@repairdepartment5918

4 жыл бұрын

Would I have to go to fly school?

I heard they had tailor swift go poo in a litter box for months before filming!!!!!!!!!! Dedication... that's for sure.

@bettykay89

4 жыл бұрын

What is Real that would have had a better opening weekend! LOL

Heard they’re doing a sequel called birds. Chris has the lead role

@francoismescudi6276

4 жыл бұрын

I would watch

@michelramirez8782

4 жыл бұрын

As the Tired Eagle 😂

@bowserhoudini5588

4 жыл бұрын

Kaitlin Olson has the main supporting role

@hallandrewe

4 жыл бұрын

@@bowserhoudini5588 damn, you beat me to this comment!

@jansendawe9212

4 жыл бұрын

I hear French Montana is in it.. but he never takes a bird shopping.

Is no one confused as to how you could have a Trans Cat??

@mattnara4917

4 жыл бұрын

John Failphins lmao they are a confusing group of people for sure. They don’t know what they want lol

@HandsomeRob7

4 жыл бұрын

@John Failphins best comment of 2020

@eyetvideos467

4 жыл бұрын

Trans vegan cat

@MusicNinja87

4 жыл бұрын

Probably the same way you can have a trans 4 year old.

@Pain-mr2hn

4 жыл бұрын

She clearly just said it as a publicity stunt, that's how pathetic these people are lately. If you wanna be trans, go ahead. S'free cunsh. But don't pander to trans and gay people just to further your own career... S'CUDA.

I heard Taylor was so determined to be the best “cat”, she went to that Cat School for 3 months..lol 😂 🐈 Even tho, it was just scheduled for 4 days. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@ksa5128

4 жыл бұрын

I herd she was the coolest CAT!! Fucking punch my ballsack

@toddgarver5397

4 жыл бұрын

Hey at least that's 3 months without a terrible boyfriend song

@tlizzle8344

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

“I just spilled water everywhere...” Yep that’s what happens when you play the old flute that way. You might just get skeeted on.

At cat school do they know that cats don’t stand on two legs? How bout that and I’m not even divorced

100 mil budget worst opening weekend in movie history lmfao.

@matthewwilloughby2594

4 жыл бұрын

Starwars came out the same week. It didn't stand a chance

@REAPER3fitty

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewwilloughby2594 Doesn't matter. Those 2 demographics have ZERO overlap. It could have been the sole movie to come out in 2019 and it still would have bombed. Nobody who was going to see Cats said "oh Star Wars is out nevermind"

@matthewwilloughby2594

4 жыл бұрын

@@REAPER3fitty you're making an assumption based off your own opinion. Im sure there's a good percentage of people that watch starwars that like Cats. So yes it very much mattered. Most of all movies make up most of their overall money the opening weekend. It was probably a terrible movie but with a huge movie like Starwars blanketing the theaters its kind of hard to make any money

@matthewwilloughby2594

4 жыл бұрын

@@REAPER3fitty your assessment is 100% assuming

@REAPER3fitty

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewwilloughby2594 you loved it I bet

Chris D'Elia's head/face is shaped like Sam Eagle from the Muppet Show.

“HEY NOOOOOOOOO! NO THEY DIDNT! NO THEY DIDNT!”

I'd rather straight up burn a 20 than sit through 30 seconds of that.

@whodini2067

4 жыл бұрын

I buy 20 and burn them

@zakkholguin3942

4 жыл бұрын

@D I HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@theFithWheel

4 жыл бұрын

I second that.

@matthewhorizon6050

4 жыл бұрын

Crack is king. Put the heat on it!

@justmindset

4 жыл бұрын

I'd rather straight up burn.

"Cats" the musical is awesome on LSD. "Cats" the movie on acid will damage you forever.

"Well you know it because my character is trans" hahaha with bottle of water

Norm had it right back in the day. He stunned to find out Cats was about cats, not a clever idea or a social commentary, it's just about cats. Wow

He should play Rick in a live action Rick and Morty movie.

@leftfordead8336

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll personally bomb every IMAX myself if that gets brought into existence

@aviellepagan1404

4 жыл бұрын

JAY JAM JACK Productions I have never agreed with anything more in my life

@Pro24zach

4 жыл бұрын

I cant unsee this now...thanks

@onlydreaming1017

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I can see it.

@Angry_divorced_dad

4 жыл бұрын

JAY JAM JACK Productions nah

Did anybody else lose their s*** when he said jellicle...ha

Im dead 😂😂😂😂 “but your in catsss”.

" when you say stuff like that , i ruin my desk.." 🤣

I almost fell in the floor when you did that shit with your water bottle, lol

So I just started watching these vids and your podcasts today and it’s something I didn’t know I needed

This guy looks a lot like that comedian Hendy!

@purplekitkatemily

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao your funny

@rust44

4 жыл бұрын

justiceingeneral Guess he survived

Chris D'elia makes being hilarious seem easy.

"Maybe it hooked into the LSD times of the 80's" That was the 60's-70's. But, cocaine is also a hell of a drug. (RIP RJ)

@Rippd_Bagel

4 жыл бұрын

LSD is still pretty popular in counter culture. Just because it peaked in 60’s-70’s doesn’t mean many didn’t use it in the 80’s

@staggerlee9362

4 жыл бұрын

My comment in no way suggests LSD didn't exist. But nobody who was there ever references the 80's as the "LSD times".

@alexanderjhannon

4 жыл бұрын

Stagger Lee chilllllll

@Egoblivion

4 жыл бұрын

@@txivneebswafflesandshroom "He was just saying some wierd shit that meant nothing." Ok... *that* actually meant nothing.

@staggerlee9362

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderjhannon I'm in no way denigrating your hero. It's ok. Shhh... It's ok.

It’s crazy that this clip has more views than the movie!

I’d rather see the female ghostbusters movie in 3D in a room full of Tourette syndrome than see CATS.

@clintonkildepsteen3982

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a good time

@bennybonilla2864

4 жыл бұрын

I’d rather hear my mother beg for mercy

@repairdepartment5918

4 жыл бұрын

Because that is way more original and would be much more enjoyable than an Old played out play turned movie for no reason but $

@mikeferster7966

4 жыл бұрын

They Live watched that sht and will regret it. I can’t watch a movie with any of those big actresses... no offense just being ugly and heavy and make fun of yourself doesn’t mean ya funnyyyyy

"You do the math, calculate that my babies."

3:38 is how I will drink out of a bottle from now on.

This is the first Chris Delia video I’ve seen and this is art lmaooo

"When you say stuff like that I ruin my desk" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“ my friends make more money than that” damn 😂😂

THE WATER BOTTLE LMFAOOOO

I thought you were gonna choke on that water bottle when you played it like a recorder...hahahahaha

Idk why but this is my favorite one so far, Chris😂

love how Chris wipes water off with his shirt😂

All the jason derulo commentary was spot on😂

That quick sir Ian McKellen impersonation, was spot on!

I think about this Chris moment every 2 weeks

"I've only seen it twice and 14 times on broadway" - A helpful google user.

the stage version of cats just had overflowing genitals everywhere... i'm actually kinda surprised they took them out.

Bro... when you said "Who the f@ck needs 4 weeks of basic training to oass a crockpot in a scene" I nearly pissed my pants in front of my son🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Literally the funniest thing I have watched/ listened to all day #R&BDick🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s 6am.... I’ve been awake since around 1-2 because toddlers 😫 but I have fallen down the rabbit hole of Chris D’elia and I’m in love! Haha what a cool ass dude and funny as hell

“Weeks of cat school”

Coke altered judgement explains everything from the 80's

Frickin....hilarious...with the water bottle and Judy dench....I died...

That freestyle in the middle of it was amazing

Theyre Cats, It's gonna be a hit, I'm Scooter Braun

the water drink after the judi dench trans comment killed me

I love when Chris talks like a jazz dude "Calculate that my babies"

“Jason DeRulo’s in it: bye!” 😭😭

"I'm purring off" 😂

Remember when the kids in elementary school would act like cats during recess? This movie is for them lol

I’m in tears! This is hilarious 🤣 🤣 🤣

This podcast made my day!😂🤣😂

Right after chris brought up the trans cat character in the movie, i got an add of the calm app african dude saying “what is this world we live in” I’ve never seen a more perfect add in my life.

I’d have gone to see it if Taylor Swift was spraying everywhere.

This is one of the funniest podcast clips I've ever seen

This is one of the best Chris clips.

I cannot stress enough how much I have grown to love you chris. I found your Eminem uploads, then found stand up and now your podcasts have entertained me above and beyond all expectations for a new comedian. I love comedians old and young from UK and US mostly but it takes something and someone to make me literally laugh hard until nearly peeing 😂😂. Please don't mock me if you read this chris i like you . Down to the fact you use dude as much as me .please come to cardiff!!!

Pretty sure he tried to sing: The way we were.

@perry1972

4 жыл бұрын

Quickwack I came here to comment on that. He’s not that bad of a singer if we could figure out he’s singing the wrong song

Judi Dench bit killed me🤣

It’s insane that I said all of this to friends when I didn’t want to watch this film and here is D’Elia saying it all like we were in the same room. Its so weird that KZread recommend this to me. Lol

Bruh this dude had me sucking air the entire interview goddamn! 🤣😂🤣😩🤣🤣

Speed Racer tanked because it was ahead of its time. Its a great movie

@chefcuhdon33

4 жыл бұрын

AndreNGropo amen

I can not stop laughing!! lmao this is the funniest video I have seen in awhile

When you say things like that I ruin my desk 😂😂

"How Does a Jellicle Cat on Two Legs?" versus "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" I think we know the winner

@isthisright488

4 жыл бұрын

AJBAXTER7677 does a jellicle cat on is gay?

@AJBAXTER7677

4 жыл бұрын

@@isthisright488 *How does is a two Jellicle Mars on Bruno Gay does cat legs?*

@NoahBility

4 жыл бұрын

Oh Wow True Baby And Game Grumps Fan

@AJBAXTER7677

4 жыл бұрын

@@NoahBility Oh Wow another human being

@RichardBloomerPMT

4 жыл бұрын

You do the math

“My babies” - Henderson

@kristi9

4 жыл бұрын

😨 hated that so much. Glad Hendys a deady haha

4:43 onward is gold 😭🤣🤣🤣

I just assumed that I wouldn't be into your shit based on not really anything but I've been watching your podcast lately and you sir are tremendously funny. Very entertaining stuff thanks man.