"I'm getting a sprinter van for the weekend"

You just said you told them "I rented a sprinter van for the weekend" and when your openers pack it because they think they are having it for a weekend you get mad?? Sss'a diva move

Chris has a supernatural ability to talk about almost nothing and stretch it out for 20 minutes and still be entertaining

@JSFILMS129

14 күн бұрын

You watched the whole thing? 😂

Chris I’m sorry but you told em you got it for the weekend.

Chris: "I'm getting a Sprinter van for the weekend." Friends: "Ah cool!" Later that weekend: Friends: "This van isn't with us for the weekend?" Chris: "FUCK NO IT'S NOT, DUDE."

@Krods9117

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Camp openers were right? Lol

@schaef2355

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly, and then goes on to rant about how stupid they were for thinking they had it for the weekend

@thefatman69dude

4 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I thought too. I was like but you said... For the weekend. So I would of assumed the same thing as well. They aren't dumb, Chris was just wrong.

I’m just gonna pause the video and act like I didn’t witness this dent “I’m getting a van for the weekend”

If you’re comfortable above 72 degrees, y’reptile.

@BlazedWeed

4 жыл бұрын

Wesley Tillotson facts

@hibreaux2662

4 жыл бұрын

that room definitely needs.. BOA CONSTRICTORS

@miaclaudio5428

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying comfortable, just saying anyone who is sweating at 72 degrees is way overweight sorry if you don't light my analogy I'm actually comfortable at 78 degrees with a Parker, hello that's not what the conversation he was chalking about. Not weather or heat just an analogy about what, oh sweat, whatever comes after th word plz, start with your, thinking process . Mia C

@thelostdog

4 жыл бұрын

CA boi here and uh 78 is preferred temp :)

@brentbarrus9754

3 жыл бұрын

69° is optimal. Life rips again btw.

Confirmed: It, in fact, makes a dent.

@brucecampbell6698

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's the point.....

@SmokinKlocks

3 жыл бұрын

@@brucecampbell6698 bruh fuck what you think

@brucecampbell6698

3 жыл бұрын

@@SmokinKlocks LMAO....."bruh"????

@brucecampbell6698

3 жыл бұрын

@@SmokinKlocks bruh!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit I usually love these but god damn what an insane diva.

@willyswalrus11

4 жыл бұрын

Was going to post this exact comment

Chris “I’ll have the ball park beef franks... is that a salad? Yes” D’Elia

76? s'feminine temp.

@mauroantoniocruz3807

4 жыл бұрын

s'puss temps, champ.

@flashpointprdx

4 жыл бұрын

House stays 64 in the winter and 82 in the summer

@megholli1981

4 жыл бұрын

76 is so disgusting.

@ghhhp

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 s’feminine

That hot dog story is literally the funniest thing I’ve heard all week LOL. Damn, smh 🤦🏽‍♂️ 😂😂😂😂😂

@youuuuuuuuuuu

2 жыл бұрын

I never heard of a frank sandwich. What a stupid fucking term for a hotdog

My bloods boiling because you tried getting everyone involved in your text me scam. Now you’re definitely the Cuda for that

@steffya.n.7860

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahaha

@ANGRYGREEKMANYO

4 жыл бұрын

How was it a text me scam

@billyconforto9108

4 жыл бұрын

ANGRYGREEKMANYO the company sells your phone # and info

@ANGRYGREEKMANYO

4 жыл бұрын

@@billyconforto9108 wait what??

@ANGRYGREEKMANYO

4 жыл бұрын

@@billyconforto9108 I signed up

You literally premised the van story with I'm going to have the van for the weekend Sprinter van. Then you are mad that they thought that you were going to have the van for the whole weekend. Hummmmm?

@josebecerra9813

4 жыл бұрын

Evil Equinox yeah glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed lol

@thecount4683

4 жыл бұрын

s’joke

Chris loved you in the joker movie🤣

Just recently discovered you.. Dude, when you were talking about franks and cheeseburgers I laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle and nearly shat myself. 10/10

Do thought. Best quote ever in today’s society.

Beads of sweat above his lip😂😂😂😂 I died at that part

These video’s make my day.

That’s such a great Craig impression lmao

usually love you man, but your being a frickin diva in this one for no damn reason

You ordered ballpark beef franks!!! Hahahaha why is this one of his funniest bits ever

Chris is immensely funny in this setup when he’s riffing open plan and has no constraints. I wasn’t initially grabbed by his stand up, I felt like too much of the opener I saw relied on slapstick like very obviously language style and facial expressions. He’s a very funny observer.

Chris, you TOLD them you had it for the weekend. S"contradictive

I'm becoming addicted to this dude. His delivery is hilarious

YES! ive been looking for this ball park beef franks story for a year now and FUCK YEAH! GOT IT DUDE, LIFE RIPS AGAIN!

Thought! Take it past that! Is one of the lectures I remember from my Dad 325 course in college ... That's upper level😂😂😂😂😂

My all time favorite rant. If you don't understand the anger, TAAAAKE A HIKE

They didn't make a Dent...

You’re insane!!! The only acceptable temperature is 68. Any warmer than that I might as well go camp outside.

@rythaguy1893

4 жыл бұрын

McMac Shalfilya weird

@chroma2992

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

"It says Franks, you're 36 😂😂"

My blood was boiling pretty hard during this whole merch thing glad you dialed me down a bit, almost punched a wall. Almost passed on.

the laugh killed me Lmaooooo

Dude, this is hilarious 😂

76 degrees? Sbitch!

im dieing from the frank story, very good lol

Also I’m a skinny woman and my upper lip sweats .fight me.

@Ps3luvr260

4 жыл бұрын

Didn’t ask. Don’t Care.

@christiantretter4605

4 жыл бұрын

Estheticsandcosmetics no you are beautiful.🥰

@FPSBuzz

4 жыл бұрын

@@christiantretter4605 S'thirsty

@Jonqen

4 жыл бұрын

thats just sick

CAUSE YOUR BRAINS BROKE is now a meme in my family lol

I need a "Beyond the first thought, take it there" tp-shirt ASAP

Do Thought!

@ItsNessaTho

4 жыл бұрын

Thought? Do it!

I shouted "Sweaty!" out loud but then immediately came to my senses. So, I didn't shout "Forehead!"

I actually haven’t laughed this hard in a while

Can't wait for him to talk about Bobby lee crashing his car without being in it lol

7:24 Had me seriously in tears

Chris…. Please make the franks order part of a stand up bit!!!! So fuckin 🤣😂🤣

"The thing still counts what degrees it is"

Love when he gets all quiet lol

im in tears

Listening to ur 1st episodes pretty fucking good !!

Chris D’Elia - “DO THOUGHT!”

I never laughed so hard in my life.

HAHA !!! I have guys at work, where I can ONLY DREAM of ranting to their face like this, lol. I think I'm joining the Cult !!! Haha

Everyone's over here worrying about a god-damned van, but all I can think of is that those are hamburgers not cheeseburgers.

Do I have an iron deficiency?...mayb

Late to this one. Was there ever a follow up where he addressed the fact that he said he was renting it for the weekend? Only to get mad about it? This is the one “clip for the babies” that I am like... Eh

I’m late but I found the comedian that’s actually just a funny guy

I had no idea who craig was, he did the impression of him, and then I knew exactly who craig was

12:45 is so fkn the truth

Thought....do that! Beyond the first thought....go there!

76 degrees? S’Cali person

Peter Griffin voice :"You know what grind my gears"

sunglasses start at 5:04

Doesn't mat...

KILLIN it ready to blow🤕🤕🤕🤕😭😭😭🎯😭🎯🎯😭😭😭

@JulesJenkins-ys5ne

10 ай бұрын

FT Fucks🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕

just having a silly goose time

YOU ORDERED THE FRANKS!!!

OUR BLOOD CHRIS. OUR BLOOD IS BOILING.

I like how you can see his brain detoriating at some parts when he tells the franks story

“Cause she didn’t want to deal with you takin’ your dick out or something”!!! Absolute best fuggin line of the whole dealio! Genius mutha frigger! I had to pause it because I was in complete giggle mode. Cheers

I'm off to do thought

WEAR A FUCKING JACKET CHRIS, THIS POOR MAN IS MELTING

76 degrees bro? Dude... s'melting. I (unfortunately) live in Florida: that thing stays on 70 minimum.

@BlazedWeed

4 жыл бұрын

thank you, people gotta take a stand on this nonsense lmfao

I’m gonna be honest with you Chris, my blood is boiling!

Yeah ! Course !

That franks story is so funny

I literally always have my thermostat set to 76 lol

76 is insanity. 68 is the highest temperature the heat or ac should ever be.

If I was with anyone who had their room temperature at 82 degrees, dude fuck that I’m sleeping in the damn hallway. Or I’m buying my own room. It’s better to just cover up if you’re cold than to allow everyone to suffer in the heat.

Were there boa constrictors in the van?

I wasn't zen, I wasn't fucking zen, my god damn testicles exploded, and we'll just chill?! NOT-FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HAPPPPPPNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Can you guys make a compilation of Chris yelling at butters and calling him an incel. That shit is great

Does chris think that people just read his mind and think all day about him?

Renting a sprinter van to do s'comedy? Y'cuda.

2:56 Mike's been opening me for six years. Huuuuuuuuuh

chris is ssssssss'diva

He ate it

Unreal...

My blood started boiling during the vid I had to take a break

you told them you had it for the weekend though

70 degrees or nothing! But I’m so happy you don’t say “anywayssss”

That laugh is king julian from madagascar

13:29 LOL

Chriiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss!!!!!!

Haha bout the only other person I know that like it hot in places especially hotels. Feel like everyone and everywhere I go has it like a refrigerator in their houses

So it seems like there's going to be some dents. AHHHH HUMMMM?

It is not even remotely normal to not sweat in 80+ degree temperatures.

Either A) spend the money on a driver or B) explain directions more clearly You think people are smart? They’re not. That’s why the same guy has been opening for you for 6 years 😂😂😂

76 degrees is hot as fuck, especially for a vampire.

“yeah sure no dents, but...”

We should start a gofundme for Mikes brain, poor guy.